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adonis revenge for ‪@clowncowclownin‬ !! i might be a sucker for tieflings... and halsin + astarion romancers... might be..............

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I love being an adult because you know what actually happens when you run your car into a curb and scratch up the bumper?

Nothing. You get it fixed, or you don’t. Whatevs.

You know what actually happens when you are depressed or sick or on your period and don’t cook dinner?

Nothing. You still get to eat something, nobody scolds you, it doesn’t have any real bearing on your future success, and you don’t get soft shunned for a week by your family.

You know what actually happens when you break stuff, forget stuff, get sick, fall asleep, are rude, miss a flight, don’t know how to do XYZ thing on fixing cars or canning food or whatever, lose things, get lost because you can’t read a map and forgot to charge your phone, buy the wrong groceries, plant the wrong plants, not make your bed, make your bed wrong, jump on your bed, sleep on your bed, eat crackers in your bed, have emotions literally anywhere?

Nothing.

Nothing happens.

No one is mad.

No one can hurt you, and if they do there are laws saying they can’t and that it’s an actual crime with legal consequences.

All there are are outcomes and different paths and different problems and different situations and you just bumble your way forward into dealing with those and that’s it. That’s the whole thing. It’s not the wrong choice, having problems isn’t indicative of your inherent badness or inadequacy or lack of applying yourself. It’s just life, and it’s happening to literally everyone.

I’m not even kidding.

You just do stuff and nothing bad happens. Walk around existing? Nothing bad will happen. Wild.

You can cry. In public. And the most likely outcome is not that you will get taken away to receive the beating of your lifetime, it is that people will mostly ignore you and some will be kinder to you. 🤯

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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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REVENGE ON @funguslesbian !!! i fucking love drawing tieflings sign me up for that stuff 24/7 YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

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i haven't even played deltarune but we all cracking that tv

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why do men hate going to the doctor so much

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GUAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG PIRATES!! for samccure and @heeha-must-die <3

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last revenge on 💜 sawteeth 💜 on artfight!! it's been such a fun time revenging people heheheh why didn't i join artfight SOONER

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practice w/ new screen tablet (YEPPI!!!) + my boy farkhad w/ shaved head + coloured hair variations but i dig his shaved look more honestly >:)

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artfight revenge on linlupin !! delight was a DELIGHT to draw hehe <3

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ART FIGHT REVENGE ON fallingwerewolf on bsky / Flamming_Bluejeans on artfight GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! >:D

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this pose engraved itself in my mind and i HAD TO draw someone with it. rogue rat boy i choose you

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ART FIGHT ATTACK #2!! firbolg time!! my buddy dorotheo (on the left) and kyvwings's cow-boy nash (on the right) hanging out with the cutest horse ever <3

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art fight attack for @arcthunderrz !! 😈😈😈

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better late than never!! finish my art fight card >:p

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