#i went to when i was like 12

[faintedincoils]

Please. I need an app that makes it easy to do very dumb and silly barters easily. You give me two tablets of Midol Complete, I give you five Girl Scout cookies in a Ziploc bag. No money changes hands. You give me a paperback copy of any Robert Asprin book, I give you two random DVDs and a can of chicken soup. We part ways nameless friends for life.

[tawnysoup]

A new critter!!! I have finally figured out what the Bonster looks like.

They're some kind of frog creature with horns and tusks... or is it fluff?! Hard to tell. Their hat is really a big tail they can cook things in and also WHAP against the ground when they're mad!!!

They're slightly smaller than the other critters. Here's a Fritter for scale:

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto

Bonus:

[aquanutart]

desert flygon

[zorangezest]

hiiii I saw your post of Soundwave being a cat (good shit indeed I am devouring it) and in the tags you wrote that your cat was with you as well

can you please send picture of the cat please send picture of the kitty cat please I am gently gnawing on your shoulders and begging on my knees please show the cat

WELL, WELL, WELL….

IM DELIGHTED YOU ASKED!

[blueskittlesart]

the master works discourse on twitter is killing me. none of these bitches understood the game or its characters AT ALL

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

[orbch]

guys funfact i thought the sides were semi-cannibals for like maybe a solid month or two back in 2018 because in the 12 days of christmas video when patton said the pasta had cumin i misheard…. as human… and didnt even question it for a second. i was like okay yeah… they eat humans. sure. they arent real humans so whats the deal. sure..

[fidgetspringer]

This is going to interest exactly no one except myself, but still.

We've all seen the chaos that is the Flight Radar right?

That's a lot of planes.

But are you ready for the insanity that is the Ship Radar?

Because it's nuts.

(Red are tankers, green are cargo.)

And if you watch for long enough you'll start to realise some vessels do some weird things. Like this tiny tug boat that has been doing exactly this for going on three days straight.

You good??

[babygirlgiles]

Why does no one else see my vision for post-war Effie Trinket. Like that woman does NOT become a civil servant, she does not join the ranks of government service. She is 100% New Panem’s first influencer. She was already having her It Girl moment as the escort of District Twelve’s victors beforehand and now there’s public perception that she was this Hunger Games insider playing the long con to dismantle the system from within and paid this great sacrifice for it by being tortured by Snow’s cadre for her efforts. Which is not true at all because she had No Clue what was going on but Plutarch needs new programming to fill all the hours that used to be taken up by Hunger Games related media so he decides to capitalize on Effie having Her Moment. And with people being allowed to travel between districts for the first time in over a generation and newfound freedom of information, there would a nationwide fascination how other people live. Effie ends up with her own lifestyle/travel series where she visits different regions of Panem and even exotic far away places such as “England”. She’s posting beach selfies on Panemstigram to promote her upcoming episode on lobster fishing off District Thirteen’s revitalized coastline.

She even gets her own daytime talk show at one point. She tries (and fails) for years to get Peeta on the show as a guest. Katniss has never watched a single episode.

[mikakuna]

and what happens when willis todd finds out his little boy died. he knows billionaire bruce wayne adopted jay-- the whole damn country knew.

so why. why did his baby boy get a better chance at life than willis could provide, just for him to still die before him, before he became an adult?

how could willis give up his parental rights to bruce wayne, the most privileged man on earth, expecting this man to keep his baby safe and happy and healthy-- when his little jay still died alone and scared.

bruce wayne had everything he could ever ask for. he had all the means to keep his son safe from any harm. and yet jason still died before he even reached his sweet sixteen.

willis thinks that maybe it's a family curse-- a curse he has to live with, knowing that he's failed everyone he's ever loved.

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Slappy would soooo be a Miku stan <3 He'd shank someone with a leek

[leisi-lilacdreams]

i'm reading a manhwa where people are getting red eyes and it's allowing them to see monsters that live in an alt version of our world

and things are mostly ok with the 2 sides living side by side without each other's knowledge

until you do something to get the monster's attention

then they hunt you

12!donnie is sometimes shown to have red eyes

my brain made connections

the manhwa's called "prey" btw

[barghuest]

I made this shitty meme a few months ago instead of working on an important project :)

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

sobbing I've been watching stuffed animal restoration videos and one was just a Molly Dolly from big comfy couch 😭😭😭 I still have mine but she's packed away and missing her dress but I still wanna cry seeing the little face 😭😭

[catoswound]

im killing myself and its yours