#peter lorre fish

[spongebob-connoisseur]

Truly the SpongeBob frame of all time

[lorre-logic]

So the upcoming Spongebob Christmas special was released early on dvd if you live anywhere outside of the states. I had zero self control and so I watched it because I just HAD to see stop motion Slappy <3

LOOK AT HIM!! HES SO CUUUUUTE!!!! I will sell my kidney some day to have the funds to buy the Slappy puppet someday. That's my dream <3

The stop motion SB specials are nothing new but I have a feeling Slappy was thrown in for comvience. I predict they likely made him for an unamed halloween special and out of convience slipped his puppet into the Christmas special.

Something I did want to mention is the fact that the SB stop motion holiday specials are inspired by the Rankin Bass stop motion holiday specials which I think is neat. There is already a Rankin Bass Peter Lorre character which you all already know of and that is Yetch from Mad Monster Party

I dream of someday having both puppets meet. In my heart I would be smashing them together like dolls making them fight.

Which Peter Lorre zombie butler would win‼⁉

[averageslappyenjoyer]

I’ve been neglecting him

[froskii]

aAAHHhhh h I MISS FIXATION ON PLANKTON!!! but i cant hHELP IT I KEEP FIXATING ON OTHER SB CHARACTERS AAAHH!!!!

i miss my plankton fixation SOOOO OOO much bu the makes me SAD !!! bc he alwayes LOSES NOOOU UU HHH !!1 so im SOOOO MAX LVL FIXATED ON OTHER CHARACTERS!!!

[meowdante]

Johnny gets a pet fish

[gifsnwhatnot]

mini slapy

[angelamontoo]

I am now obsessed with phrase ‘a Peter Lorre aquarium’

In setting up one, what would you advise for the proper care of these fishies? Do they have any special nutritional needs? Do they thrive in warm or cold water? I would love to hear your thoughts!

Thankyou for asking! Too many people want to set up a Peter Lorre fish aquarium these days without even stopping to consider the unique needs of Lorre fish and it can be really frustrating as someone with a deep love for deformed cartoon clones of Golden age actors, who hates to see them mistreated and neglected by bad owners

That said, most Peter Lorre fish are Euryhaline and are comfortable in salt or fresh water, but have a preference for very warm water. We can see this in the documentary series, Spongebob Squarepants, where Popular Lorre Fish, Slippy Lotte and Slappy Laszlo are often featured. Note the frequency of the local beach, Goo lagoon, as a town hotspot, the light or nonexistent clothing of most fish and the clear Polynesian cultural influences over Bikini bottom and the tropical climate Slappy and Slippy prefer is apparent. I'd also recommend sprinkling radiation into the water if you can get your hands on it or use preradiated water

As for nutritional needs, just remember that Peter Lorre fish have diverse diets. They can't live on bugs alone, they also need plenty of human body parts, fish body parts and candy. And if you have any other pets, keep them separated from your lorre fish. I learned that one the hard way

As for enrichment, remember. Lorre fish are much more affectionate than the average fish and love cuddles, pets and playing fetch, but they also need reading material, access to video games and vocaloid AMVs, aswell as updates of tragic events to stay stimulated

Well I think that should cover the basics. Best of luck with your lorre fish aquarium and if you need any more advice, I'm happy to help!

[selfshipslimecave]

Owo whats this?

[noirgasmweetheart]

Lorre's Cat Café: Nick

His full name is Sputnik, because he orbits the café like an intimidating foreign satellite.

Nick seems to take minor offense to others having fun. He glowers at guests ordering unhealthy snacks, or getting overly enthusiastic with cuddling the cats. He tries to sit on the cat toys so the other cats can't play with them. He is not amused by Polo's antics.

When he wants to be fed he can get impatient, and when he runs out of patience his claws come out. But he's not much of a threat. Even the smallest cats like Polo, Leyden and Einstein can usually shut him up with a single swat to the face.

Nick's most hated sound is the motion-sensor activated Billy Bass on the wall, which the other cats constantly activate on purpose or otherwise.

[mywifeleftme]

208: The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy // Distressed Gentlefolk

Distressed Gentlefolk The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy 1986, Glass

The Jazz Butcher’s pretty new to me, but I can nearly always be convinced to give a hyper-literate, hyper-productive guitar pop guy from the British Isles at least a look in. Is Distressed Gentlefolk the best place to start? Buddy, I am currently both too old (47) and too deeply ensconced in a project that requires me to listen to different music all the time to get to the “make a fan site” level of listening I would need to give you, the faintly curious record listener, that kind of opinion. I started with Distressed Gentlefolk because I found a very clean copy of the LP (including the nine-track bonus 12” included in the Canadian edition) at my local shop. I’m given to understand principal Jazz Butcher Pat Fish wasn’t too keen on the record, despite it being his closest flirtation with notoriety. It’s certainly true that the album is less freewheeling than the stuff on the accompanying EP, which leans dancier, flirting with hip-hop a la Tom Tom Club (“Conspiracy”), at times almost anticipating baggy Madchester (“Rebecca Wants Her Bike Back”). I couldn’t blame anyone for sticking with the EP side of the band that brings you “Peter Lorre,” a work of slapstick surreality that wouldn’t be out of place as a sketch on Monkey Dust or Flight of the Conchords.

With that said, Distressed Gentlefolk is a better than respectable stab at whatever money there was to be had in the Orange Juice / Lloyd Cole / Pulp / Cherry Red Records kitty, music by jangly romantics with stuffy noses and springy but defeated hair who describe themselves as crap in bed so winningly they seldom have to sleep alone. Fish proves a deft hand with countrified sophistipop (“Too Much Falling in Love”), zany R&B (vore valentine “The Hungarian Song”), locomotive jangle (“Big Bad Thing,” “Nothing Special”), and, on the album’s best songs, shimmeringly sincere ballads (“Still in the Kitchen,” “Angels”). If a few songs succumb to their gimmicks (the jazz-ish “Buffalo Shame”), on balance Distressed Gentlefolk has charm for miles. Fish claims that the band’s general boozing at the time contributed to a disappointing record—me, I just think it’s funny that apparently the more he drank, the more normal he got.

208/365

[cayteecat]

new spongebob episodes have no problem taking existing one off characters and making them recurring. even characters that originated in more recent episodes.i think this is a good thing but the problem is they usually dont go with the characters that IIIII pERSONALY want them to pick

[spongebob-connoisseur]

I can't fucking believe they pulled an M reference in SpongeBob

[lorre-logic]

Random thoughts but sometimes I like to imagine what Lorre caricature would look closest to a specific character that Lorre has played.

This thought came about because I was thinking that Yetch has the same haircut as when Lorre played Raskolnikov.

I do try to think of others. I genuinely don't know where to place Slappy. I know when I make a Slappy gijinka, I use Editor Stix as reference because I think that was when Lorre was the cutest but I know that isn't right.

My friend @froskii absolutely REFUSES to watch Comedy of Terrors with me because they didn't want to start associating Slappy being an old man. I know Slaps is definitely not young but I refuse to acknowledge that a lot of the time. I can't be caught simping for GILFS on main! However just to terrorize Froskii, I think Slappy would look like Felix Gillies. They both work in the funeral industry anyways.

Feel free to add your own ideas!

[averageslappyenjoyer]

I wish there was a better quality image of this but oh my gosh it’s SO cute

[froskii]

slapy tube

[quanatural]

Doodle time🎵

P1:I paid tribute to this classic picture with my own painting style. But I think I just did a subtraction on the basis of the original picture.By the way, I referred to Ugarte for Peter Lorre here, because I think Ugarte is more suitable to attend the original party.

P2:I really like Peter Lorre, who is not bald in Mad Love trailer ... Oh, look at his little expression and chubby body curled up together! !

P3:Old Hollywood fans around me say Peter Lorre is like a puffer fish ...🐡🐡So, as you wish?I think this design is very interesting. Maybe I will continue to draw.hh.

P4:Just Professor Karl with sexy lips.

p5:I am practicing drawing Gogol.

Finally, these are reference pictures.