#i was so so jealous
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#i saw the prettiest girl at Trader Joe鈥檚 the other day#she had a Barbie pink dress on pink cowboy boots with silver deatailing that shined so bright#she was so so tanned like she just stepped out of the beach and her blonde hair was long and it was the color of straw#i just didn鈥檛 think pink could look so pretty on someone and she was in the flower section picking up pink chrysanthemums 馃ズ it went so well#with her outfit#i was so so jealous#i want to look like her
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Fem!reader x 141
Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)
Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments
You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service
The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them
Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it
Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out
It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating
The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes
The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline
Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing
You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...
#141 x reader#simon riley x reader#kyle garrick x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#john price x reader#based on a true story only i wanted to kms when i worked at that store#genuinely contractors are the worst most disgusting kinds of men#so this is healing <3#imagining a nice contractor#lmao#i used to work 6 - 11 am#also this is so lazy#pls forgive me for how lZy it is#lazy*#idk#hehe#drgnfly writes#im trying to use my brain its so hard#anyway john takes u out on a date makes them all jealous#or maybe gaz charms ur pants off#U PICK
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Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of
- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon
- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream
- lady he talked to for half an hour, once
Truly he is the "you know other people" meme
#i mean he was also catty to georgie but at least that's his ex gf#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#so so unhinged#i know people mostly love to coo over him bc they have self-esteem issues and social anxiety too#i simo over him for being a jealous petty argumentative passive aggressive bitch with oh so many issues#truly the character of all time#WHEN JON TALKED WITH HELEN HE'S BEEN BARELY NICE TO MARTIN AND ALSO ACCUSED YOU OF MURDER??#are you OK Martin???#i know it ended to working out but please have better taste girl
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Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship
#fairly oddparents a new wish#fairly oddparents#hazel wells#fop cosmo#fop wanda#fop species swap au#god it felt so wrong drawing cosmo and wanda not green and pink. the assignment was to make them human but blonde cosmo feels so cursed#shoutout to my friend who kept pointing out how depressed i made human wanda and cosmo look. good. they're 5 fights away from a divorce#Cosmo and Wanda start with the dynamic they have in the later seasons of the og show but end with the loving dynamic they have in new wish#fairy Hazel's outfit is from 'Crock to the Future' but with blue pants and no hat or bag. Fairy GodParents dress formal so shes fancy#I know Hazel got a fairy design in the new episode but there's too many fairies with blue hair ok- i am stealing the sparkles though#Peri and Dev incoming. still deciding whether Dev would be an anti-fairy or just a regular jealous one. Peri gets to be a dentist#my art
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i like when hes squishy!
#i would like to pinch his cheeks and ruffle his hair#ive been so jealous of his hair lately. im really just gonna buy clippers the next time i go to the store i think#wtf... art#roronoa zoro#one piece fanart#zoro#sigh...implied#zosan#sanzo#if u squint#do not look at the anatomy on that wrist/hand it feels fucked but i wont be able to tell how until 1000s of eyes are alreayd lain upon it#edit: its fucking backwards again isnt it
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#interview with the vampire#vampterview#iwtv#armand x daniel#armandaniel#armandiel#daniel molloy#armand#assad zaman#eric bogosian#iwtvedit#tvedit#do_you_think_a_depressed_person_could_make_this.jpg#love spending hours on a gifset just so some clown from twt can steal it in 1 sec 馃憤#i'm jealous of Armand's patience lol#that 'gloves and contact lenses' gif. yeah...#bottom left gif. shoud've winked at him#amc iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv spoilers#*gif#wanted to make it funnier but i feel like i'm going to pass out. rip my whole body#long post#gif heavy#*iwtv
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why choose only one vessel if you can use two
#long story short bill romantically interacts with ford only in dreams so he's a little bit jealous to fiddleford#who can physically interact w ford. but can't because he's shy to make any move towards ford#and ford isn't happy because he thinks fiddles doesn't like him in that way#they are so stupid#fanart#my art#art#sketch#comics#gravity falls#young stanford pines#ford pines#stanford pines#young fiddleford#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleauthor#ford^2#bill x ford#fordford#fiddleford x stanford#bill x stanford#billford#billfiddlesford#billfiddauthor#i can say it's also fiddlebill#artists on tumblr
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aziracrow in the wild wild west 馃尩
#good omens#gomens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#crowley x arizaphale#good omens fanart#good omens art#crowley would see aziraphale braid his horse鈥檚 hair and would be jealous#he wants to be that horse so bad#what do yall think aziraphale would name his horse?#ive been fics where it would be named after foods#love the idea crowley naming his horse bentley#i need aziracrow cowboy fics
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Waiiit, is that FiddEmmaStan in my AU, who put this here???
#Yup completely unwarranted FiddEmmaStan in my halloween AU 馃#See it works out because the FiddEmma is pre-established just like in. uh. well not canon but in my other AU 馃槶馃檹#So Stan gets to be jealous and FiddEmma get to bond over pining for him#I was gonna make Emma-May a witch but then I was like... horns and wings are more fun to draw than a hat lmao#So demon Emma hath been born#cole's art#gravity falls#art#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#emma may dixon#emma may mcgucket#fiddlestan#emmastan#FiddEmmaStan#YES#werewolf stan pines#vampire fiddleford#demon emma-may#gravity falls au#gravity falls halloween au#It has come to my attention that I actually don't know how to draw Fiddleford so if everyone would kindly not say anything thank you
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omega satoru who purposefully makes himself sick and tries to trigger his own heat after hearing you鈥檙e going on a date or something with someone else. there鈥檚 such a desperate need to have your attention all to himself. he doesn鈥檛 take his suppressants, he goes out of his way into crowded areas where he knows the mix of scents will agitate him and he paws at you all week before your date, each time more desperate than the last until his body finally breaks down and he鈥檚 borderline delirious, crying and cooing and nuzzling his nose into your neck and begging and begging and begging you to take care of him, to be his alpha
#i鈥檝e said something about this before but. whatever WHATEVER#i was sick for a week and i finally have the mind space to write things again so just let this slide 馃榿#he鈥檚 so jealous but he does not know how to use his words for life of him.#he would rather make himself sick to get you to dote on him than say how he feels oh my DAYS#satoru x reader#jjk x reader#馃拰
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What鈥檚 megatron鈥檚 reaction to bee鈥檚 sparkling?? And that breakdown鈥檚 the father..? I鈥檓 curious.
It's not everyday Megatron meets a bot who's not already aware of every wrong he's ever committed. It's not everyday he meets a bot who isn't terrified of him at first, but instead looks at him with awe and wonder.
You can't just reform your entire life/ideals and not go a little soft...
Though, it's important to note that Megatron still has a lot of relationships to repair. Not just with the autobots...
Megatron isn't the only one trying to turn over a new leaf. However, having some recent experience in trying to become a better person, he assumes he can maybe share some advice. Perhaps it was a moment of hopefulness, that he too could be looked at so fondly as Optimus; that he could be looked upon as a guidance figure.
#basically megatron is a little jealous of Optimus and Bumblebee's dynamic#and wants to maybe take breakdown under his wing because he sees so much of himself in him#and maybe if he becomes this fatherly figure to breakdown it will prove that Megatron is capable of being a good trusting person#a small problem is that he wasn't exactly the kindest to the stunticons#and he's not quite sure how to repair that#and Breakcheck is here being cute because I said so#I think Breakcheck could lead to a lot of healing with the Decepticons#like... as a little ambassador baby. a cross-faction proof that peace can exist between them#breakbee#transformers fanart#transformers#transformers bumblebee#maccadam#tf earthspark#tf fanart#tfe bumblebee#tfe breakdown#tfe megatron#megatron#tfe#earthspark#breakcheck#tfe breakcheck#tfe breakbee#breakbee fanchild#idk what to call this au lol#transformers earthspark
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sally jackson is literally the only person ever. she's so amazing. she's perfect. she's so kind it makes people cry. she listens to nirvana. she's beautiful. she fought a bull. she can cook. she's everyone's mother. she's a writer. she sings sad songs and applies them to her life and cries. she killed her abusive ex husband and sold him to get money for an apartment. she used to work at a candy store and bring percy samples of his favourite flavours. she shot a monster with a police gun in the middle of a war. she started making food blue because she's petty and she knew it would piss gabe off. she's an icon. she's the moment. no. 1 milf. no one's doing it like her.
#when i say she's literally the best character in the pjoverse i really really mean it#shes everything. everything#i love her to death#ALSO SALLY JACKSON MIXTAPE DROPPING WHEN I LOVE HER MUSIC TASTE SO FAR#COME AS YOU ARE WHILE MAKING STIR FRY??? JEALOUS GUY BY JOHN LENNON. OK QUEEN#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#the chalice of the gods#chalice of the gods#sally jackson
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x knuckles redraw
#the monthly rendering attempt 馃憤#knuckles the echidna#sonic x#eggman#art#redraw#fanart#digital art#i was just looking at sonic art thats so well rendered and i always get so jealous when i see it fdedsfdbf
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TW// Abuse implication
Thinking about possible Vox and Angel's interactions and how they'd go down. Theres such a unique mix of hatred to each other and common ground with their different experiences with Valentino, has me thinking.
Also just want to clarify I love Vox's character a LOT but ofc obv don't sympathise with him or think he is any way shape or form a decent individual, cant with stupid toxic dumbass x
AND IF YOU SEE ANY MISTAKES OR TYPOS NO YOU DONT- (i was so tired when drawing it forgive me TwT)
#Man though the ANGST potential!!!!#vox and angel are in such different situations#but they have one thing in common that keeps them really close#val#and like we all know vox is super jealous#even though vals a dick#i just think the way they would go about interacting is so so interesting#ALSO THIS IS NOT HATE TO VAL OR VOX i think they are really well written and I love how shitty they are#but also no apologizing for them either ygm? :>#SENDING LOVE AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE OUT THERE. 馃馃#hazbin hotel#vox#angel dust#hazbin hotel vox#huskerdust#voxval#hazbin#hazbin hotel fanart#tribbleart#<3
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what is this guy's issue 馃槶
#FINAL REQ FROM TWT DONE HOORAY#this one was for jealous zoro馃槶 he's so ridiculous#i was originally gonna draw jealous zoro from this one fic but ill draw that later and make a seperate post for it since i need EVERYONE#to read it it mad e me insane#mintart#op#one piece#art#zolu#luzo#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro#romance dawn trio#nami#cat burglar nami#zoro#luffy#sanji#zou#lusan#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#my art#does this count as lusan i kinda intended for it to be but idk#tagging it for myself anyways cuz theyre silly
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