#i was on the fence about the swear word. would gil use that word???? but this guy also calls Archer 'Faker' lol i decided he can swear

[s2pdoktopus]

He was just asking Archer to cover for their cook, Gil!

Based on this

Lol

[hitchell-mope]

(Third film. After “friction”. In mirror world. Doug’s getting a little frantic, desperately trying to communicate with anyone who’s willing to look at him. But once they see it’s him they scoff and walk away. Mostly defeated he goes to where his locker usually is. As he’s searching for his spare cell phone somebody kicks him in the side of his leg)

Mirror!Ben: hey dwarfy

(Doug looks up in gratitude. But it’s not the Ben he knows. This one looks crueller, meaner, more snide. Definitely not the kind soul who’s been his best friend since he’s been born)

Mirror!Ben (mockingly): urgh urgh urgh, c’mon chucklefuck say something. Oh wait, I forgot, you can’t. Here’s Princess Audrey’s homework. You know the rules. She expects an A+ essay. If she doesn’t get the grade she wants and deserves. Your head gets a one way ticket to swirlie town. A’ight?

Mirror!Audrey: is the scrud bothering you?

Mirror!Ben: no your highness. I’m just reminding it of its place. Sixteen rungs below us.

Mirror!Audrey: good, that’s good. Now come with me. The king wants us.

(Doug, having found his phone, send Ben a text message)

Mirror!Ben: “where’s Mal?” Hm. What the fuck is a Mal?

Doug: Mal. Elsa’s adoptive daughter. You’re engaged. You love her. She’s the only one who can help us. Please you have got to believe me!

(From Ben and Audrey’s point of view Doug is just flapping his mouth open. All that’s coming out is vague squeaking noises)

Mirror!Audrey: what’s it doing?

Mirror!Ben: the idiocy’s probably spreading to his tiny little brain. Let’s bounce before we’re infected

(The leave. Doug runs back to the bathroom he arrived in. He takes a few shuddering breaths. And pulls the sink off the wall in rage)

Doug: I need to find. I need to find them. Argh I’d want Evie here but I don’t want to scar her for life. Oh my god. The isle. I just go to the isle and...how am I going to get there? Think Doug think. You were valedictorian for fucks sake! Ooooh. That could work.

(He scrunches up his face. The bathroom melts away and is replaced with a near barren courtyard full of stone statues of children of varying ages)

Doug: oh no. Oh nonononono. This can’t be happening. No please no

(He goes to the Evie statue and caresses it’s shorn head)

Doug (near tears): please don’t let this be happening.

(This is when “so close happens. After the song the dark fairy approaches him)

Maleficent: very well done you clever clever little boy

(Doug pulls off a piece of wrought iron fence and aims it at her neck)

Doug: what do you want

Maleficent: that performance was uh, incredibly moving

Doug: I’m touched. Now what do you want. Because I know this isn’t Chad. He doesn’t give a shit about the island. So this is all your doing.

Maleficent: this is your nightmare dear. So this is, as you say, all you

Doug: I wouldn’t dream of this.

Maleficent: not a pleasant one, no, but one of your greatest fears is being alone and the queens daughter still being on the island is it not?

Doug: yes but

Maleficent: so logically, you dreamed of it happening at least once in your life

Doug: I guess so but

Maleficent: walk with me

(She grasps his shoulder and steers him through the square)

Maleficent: you may be wandering why I am here

Doug: no, I’ve always wanted the birth mother of my girlfriends sister to haunt my mind so this is a giant win for me

Maleficent: ahhh sarcasm, I like that in a boy

Doug: I’m eighteen

Maleficent: yes, but compared to me, you are still a child, insignificant, unimportant, of no use whatsoever to anyone, that is, after all, your worst fear. But I can help you. I can help you become so much more

Doug: I don’t want anything from you. You’re a monster. That’s all you’ll ever be

Maleficent (chuckling good naturedly): oh my sweet little boy. I think I should explain something to. Now pay attention

(This is when “open up your eyes” happens)

Maleficent: so you see my sweet dear little boy. It is best to join me. Or you shall always be alone

Doug (chuckling darkly): you fucking liar.

Maleficent: beg pardon

Doug: this is my dream. As you keep saying. So it stands to reason I have a great measure of control. Which means I can do this!

(He telekinetically shoves her into outside wall)

Maleficent: how, how?!

Doug (multiplying by the hundreds): my dream my rules. You are not hurting my family

(All the Doug’s send the wrought iron pipes straight to the dark fairy’s heart. But she shifts into Mal. The iron pipes disappear)

Doug: not fair

Mal!Maleficent: whoever said I had to play fair?

(She distenergrates the Doug duplicates until the original is left and wraps him up in the iron)

Mal!Maleficent: one thing gives me a query though. You do not falter to maim me. But do so when I take my daughters form. When you still know that under this guise it is I in reality. Why is that?

Doug: not telling. You’ll just use it against us

Mal!Maleficent: hm smart boy. I admire that. Now. I shall once again offer you a choice. Forsake the “heroes” and join me and win. Or. Stay stagnant and lose. Your decision little one

Doug: fuck. Off

Maleficent: your choice. You shall stay here until I win. And then. You’ll be king Chad’s vizier

(At the mention of this Doug roars in anger and the iron bindings fly at the dark fairy. She dodged. What follows in a far more serious version of the introductory fight between Peter and Gamora from guardians of the galaxy with Maleficent shifting from Mal to Ben to Gil to Jay to Carlos to Lonnie to Jane to even Doug himself)

Doug!Maleficent (telekinetically lifting real Doug up by the neck): what makes you think you can best me? I am the mistress of all evil. And you! You are naught but a child! You cannot succeed.

Real!Doug (asphyxiating): my dream my RULES

(He breaks her hold on him and falls to the floor. He summons the rebar to his hand and stabs her in the stomach. Except she’s taken Evie’s form)

Evie!Maleficent: why. I love you. Why

Doug (crying): you’re not her

(He pushes the rebar straight through her stomach into it comes out through the other side. She falls backwards and lies on the ground choking and spitting up blood. She screams blue murder. The surrounding area swirls into dust knocking Doug our. He wakes up in the bathroom. And still in the mirror world. Maleficent teleports back through the mirror but is so weak with blood loss she gets stuck half way through. To the mild amusement of Adam and Chad)

Maleficent: do not just stand there dumbly PULL ME OUT.

(The two men heave her out of the mirror and she lays on the floor for a minute trying to catch her breath before grabbing Chad’s ankle and reabsorbing into him)

Chadeficent (Maleficent’s voice): you said he would not put up a fight. He put up a fight! (Chad’s voice) well don’t look at me. He was weak before that blue bitch got to him

Adam: ENOUGH! If we can’t get to the dwarf on a direct level. We attack his daughter. Your mother’s step niece. She was at the fairy’s party wasn’t she?

Chadeficent (Chad’s voice): yeah but she got way (chuckiling) I think she drowned. (Seriously) and she’s nothing to my family. (Maleficent’s voice) we can find her. Chad. You go to the deposed prince. Adam. You go to the council. I shall take care of the child

(She separates herself from Chad again and the three of them head off in separate ways. Maleficent goes to the Evie’s palace. Chad goes to the woods. Adam goes to the council room. In Evie’s workshop Maleficent approaches the slumbering twins, rips out their hearts and speaks into them)

Maleficent (slightly sing-songy): oh boys, wakey wakey, auntie Maleficent has a job for you

(In the forest Ben is unconscious. Well, he is until Chad drops a water balloon on his face)

Chad: get up you lazy sack of shit

Ben: I am not the one who told you to launch a coup alright? That chad, is on you and you alone!

Chad: waaa, waaa, waaa. You know. I’ve always hated magic. Too many sparkles not enough of rich people throwing their weight around like they should. It’s always “altruistic” and “benevolent” and “for the greater good”

Ben: I honestly didn’t know you knew those words

Chad: but now. Skinny ugly she hulk taught me that magic CAN be selfish. It CAN be used by people like me who want everything for themselves. I CAN bend people to my will. I’m gonna be king. So enemies beware

Ben: I swear to you that if you start singing I’ll be forced to cut out your tongue.

Chad: I have the wand

Ben: abd I have the dna of the dark fae in me

Chad: and Mal has human dna in urk

(Ben’s flown to him and pinned him by the neck against a tree)

Ben: you don’t speak of her. EVER!

Chad (choked cackling): I knew that’d get you pissed. You see. I, know, everything

Ben (letting Chad go): violence never solved anything. Different approach. Chad. Buddy. You know that I was kidnapped last year right? I went to the island to try and convince Mal to come back so she could get the proper help she needed

Chad: after she murdered sixteen people cause she couldn’t keep a lid on it. Yes I know. I watched it happen. You both should’ve died. Your point?

Ben: one of the kids keeping me hostage, he looked at me like I was a piece of meat, he tried to sell me gil for the night and he ruined the entirety of queens backlog for me. All within fourteen hours.

Chad (bored): again. Your point?

Ben: even after all that. I still believe the kids that kidnapped me didn’t mean it. They were sacred and hurt and angry. And deep down I believe you are too. Please. Let us help you. I know we can help

Chad: well that’s just the thing ain’t it? I don’t want your help

(He force chokes Ben and forcibly puts him on his knees. The wind picks up and the sky darkens. Lightning strikes the ground)

Chad: je vais te transformer en une bête/sauvage sauvage mal aimé/un monstre/tout comme ceux que tu laisses entrer chez moi/bibbidi bobbidi boo!

Ben (in a tremendous amount of pain): That doesn’t even rhyme. They’re meant to rhyme

Chad: I DON’T CARE!!!!

(The screen goes black as Ben is heard screaming, then roaring in pain. In the council room Adam has gathered Leah and Royston to talk)

Royston: what is happening Adam?

Leah: Audrey won’t answer my cellular phone calls

Adam: that’s because she hates you ma’am. And she hates you because those things have poisoned her against you. Against all of us with any reason. And it’s all my idiot sons fault for letting them have free reign of the kingdom. But not anymore. I’m taking back my kingdom. With a little help.

Leah: from whom?

Adam: your grandson for one Royston. And...

Leah: and?

Adam: now here’s where it gets a tad awkward

Royston: how so?

Adam: Leah, to take back the kingdom I have had to ally myself with a creature of whom you are not fond.

Leah: what do you mean?

Adam: your grandson has been possessed by Maleficent. I am working with them to take the kingdom back and send the evil spawn back from whence they came.

Leah: no, she can’t be back, no. I shan’t allow it

Adam: eh too bad, she’s here. And she’s not leaving

Leah: I will not let that creature harm me a second time

Adam: it’s already done! And then Audrey shall marry chad and all will be as it should be

Leah: Phillip and Aurora

Adam: lost the election. So did Cinderella. They lost. I won. And I shall do so again

Leah: my arm, it hurts

Adam: I don’t care. I say let nature take its course

Leah: oh!

(She takes a few final stuttering breaths and slides out of her chair, life gone)

Royston: what was that?

Adam: a heart attack I believe. Pity really. Now I only get to use this once

Royston: use what onc-

(Adam’s pulled out a handgun and shot Royston in the head. He too falls down dead beside Leah)

Adam: this, my dear old friend. I’m am truly sorry for the both of you. But I cannot risk either of you interfering in my plans. So you see why I did what I did and soon (a cabinet door behind him creaks) well. I might just get to use that second bullet as well. Let’s see what we have here then shall we? (he walks over to the cabinet and opens it up to find Matty Sykes chowing down on a plate of liver) and just who in the hell are you?

Matty: Matthew Jerome Sykes, at your service. Liver?

Adam: no. Thank you. What were you doing in here

Matty: watching you kill the old people

Adam (flatly): adorable. Come on then (he heaves the boy out of the cabinet and sets him on the table) what’ll it take for you not to divulge anything you may or may not have seen in the past twenty minutes?

Matty (immediately): money. The royal treasury to be precise

Adam: really?

Matty: yes. I don’t wanna be here. I miss my dad. I only can’t here to get the dough that de Vil owes my family. After that I’m leaving

Adam: and how old are you?

Matty: eight

Adam: well you are very articulate for an eight year old. Especially for one from

Matty: the place you put my father after you brought him back from the dead. I know.

Adam: who is your father?

Matty: Bill Sykes

Adam (realising): oh. The loan shark

Matty (happily): That’s him. Oh um I’m gonna need that

(He takes the gun from the table)

Adam: whatever for?

Matty: this (he shoots Leah’s corpse in the head) now both bullets are gone and (he throws the gun out of the open window into the lake) now there’s no murder weapon. You’re exempt. My liege

Adam: you are a very clever boy. How much from the treasury are you seeking?

Matty: all of it. I aim to leave this squalid little kingdom dirt poor. And miss De vil ran up a pretty inordinate tab.

Adam: I see. Well then perhaps you can help me?

Matty: as long as I get the money my father wants I don’t care what I have to do. I’ll gladly blow this place up to kingdom come if it comes to it

Adam: nothing quite so drastic, no. Tell me. Have you met Chip Potts yet?

Matty: the blonde hat stand with the gimpy head?

Adam: we no longer use that word. Disabled is the operative phrase

Matty: oh sure you can call me spawn but I can’t call a guy a gimp?

Adam: yes. He’s different. One of mine. You don’t belong here. Remember?

Matty: tell me sir, has a child with a belly full of liver ever jumped full force onto your foot from a reasonable height?

Adam: no

Matty: do you want that to happen. Remember now you don’t have a gun. And I grew up on the island. So choose your words carefully huh?

Adam (sighing deeply): oh alright. I’ll no longer call you spawn if you don’t use that word when talking about chip. Deal?

Matty: deal. Now what have you got planned

Adam: I need you to be my planner. You look trustworthy. I’m assuming the others like you. So I want you to track down track Ben’s friends and lead them to me. Ok?

Matty: eh, sure, whatever gets me the money

(He hops off the table and walks to the door, he stops, turns around and faces Adam again)

Matty: does this make you a villain?

Adam (far too quickly): no. No it does not. I’m not the villain. I’m a man who lives his home and wants to reclaim the natural order of what he created. If people get hurt. Then it’s no fault of mine. How bad can I be if I’m trying to fix things

Matty: ooookay

(This is when “how bad can I be” happens. At the cathedral Harry’s woken up. He picks up the ember from the floor and heads towards Mal. His entire arm turns to iron and he grabs Mal by the thrust burning her skin. She struggles for a bit but Evie body slams him to the floor saving her. The ember goes skittering across the floor)

Mal: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!

Harry: oh like you wouldn’t do that to me if you had the chance

Evie: this is true. Very very true. And I’m about to prove you correct

Mal: actually I am.

Evie: soit mon invité

(Mal walks up to Harry, summoning the ember as she does so, and steps on his hand until the bone crunches)

Mal: has anyone ever told you that you look astoundingly like Noseferatu.

Harry: who?

Mal: a vampire. The first film vampire. I hate them. Overly emaciated literal blood suckers that they are. I’ll never understand how they became a sex symbol in concept when they’re all disgusting night walkers

Evie: blame Twitlight. And the CW.

Mal: true, true. Now where was I. Oh yes

(He eyes glowing glow briefly and Harry gets thrown out of the entrance window)

Evie: where’d you send it?

Mal: we need jay

(At the quad Uma is conspiring with the Hook sisters and jay is scowling at them when Harry falls out of the sky followed swiftly by Mal who slams down with her wings and Evie who’s holding Hadie’s arm behind his back. Harry tried to get up but Mal kicks him in the head the goes to hug jay and Carlos)

Mal: hey guys

Carlos: you alright mom?

Mal: I am now kiddo. And soon I’ll be even better once I do this

(She disengages from them and slams her fist into Harry’s stomach. Uma watches on coldly)

Mal: besides Maleficent chad and Adam you are the worst person I have ever known. And nobody will mourn you once I’m done. Because no one’ll care. Because you don’t deserve ANYONE!

(Harry spits up some blood. She force chokes him and throws him into the air)

Jay: can I do something?

Mal: yeah?

Jay: I was thinking of making him small, much better looking, easily pluckkable. Thought? Yay or nay?

Mal: do what you gotta do my friend

Jay (as Harry falls down from the sky): tayir

(Harry’s enveloped in gold smoke and lands on the ground head first, transformed into a parrot)

Carlos: that’s one helluvan improvement

Jay: I thought so.

Parrot!Harry (in his irritating squawky voice): what the fuck did you to me

Jay: made you better

Evie: why a parrot?

Jay: eh why the fuck not

Mal, Carlos and Evie: excellent reasoning

Carlos: EVERYONE TAKE COVER

(Harry’s flown up and getting ready to attack. This is when “looking out for me” happens. After the song jay turns him back into a human and he crashes to the ground)

Jay: it’s not fun if you enjoy ya dunce

Harry: well no ones gonna enjoy what happens next.

(He summons Harriet to him by the throat and starts choking her)

Harriet: ...why...?

Harry: you lied to me. FOR NINETEEN YEARS

(Cj rushes over intent on freeing their sister)

Harry: and you

(He bends CJ’s wrist back until it cracks)

Harry: you helped her

Cj: you’re hurting me

Harry: good. Now ya know how I feel.

(Hadie teleports from Evie to Harry)

Hadie: the both of them more then deserve it. But this isn’t the way and

(A gunshot rings out from the castle. Swiftly followed by another two minutes later)

Mal: what the fuck was that?

Jay: your guess is as good as mine

(Evie takes the ember and siphons off Harry’s magic)

Evie: there. Now everything’s relatively back to normal. “Your majesty”, lead the way

Uma: she is not leading me anywhere

Jay: Mal knows Auradon. You don’t. So yeah. She’s leading us

Carlos: you four can stay here and wait for a coma. Or you can follow my mother

(Reluctantly Uma and the hooks agree to follow Mal)

Hadie: how did it feel using magic?

Harry: not as good as vodka. But close enough

Hadie: they’ll come around. I know they will.

Harry: I hate them. They hate me. And it ain’t bout to change

Hadie: sadly I think you’re right. But I’m a hopeless optimist. So I’m believing the best.

Harry: now who’s an idiot

Hadie: oh I’m that too. Just an optimistic idiot

Carlos: Jay, could you poof us back to our room? I have an idea. Is that alright mom?

Mal: you know you’re ideas are always welcome.

(Jaylos teleport away. The others walk back to the school. In the council room a certain dark fairy is furious)

Maleficent: what the fuck was that?

Matty: gunshots ma’am

Maleficent: oh, Matthew, you are here. How?

Matty: Cruella owes my father money. And I’m intent on acquiring it

Chad: you’re that one who tried to steal my room

Matty: dwarf said it’s my room now. You graduated. Having met you I’m very surprised that you did

Chad: is this little shithead dissing me?

Maleficent: he is insulting you

(She conjures up glass shards to act as a mirror and spies the vks walking up to the castle)

Maleficent: they’re here. Of course they fucking are. Dammit. DAMNIT. Not only do I not have the ember, my daughter and my ex husbands many bastards have it instead, I am about to be beset by teenagers and their morals. This is not my week.

Chad: you were married

Maleficent: yes. You met him. Hades

Chad: hobo man?

Maleficent: the very same. Though sometimes he is hobo woman.

Adam: explain.

Maleficent: Hades is the mother of the one woth the face of the animal that goes through trash. Chad. Come woth me. Adam stay here. We’ll be back presently

(The two teleport to the hall of armour)

Maleficent: tell me. Do you know of Substitutiary Locomotion?

Chad: no

Maleficent: then follow my lead. And no improving

Chad: eh. Ok

(This is when “Substitutiary Locomotion” happens)

[its-r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s]

Right Side of Wrong- Ch 6: Even Warmer Welcomes

Words: 1643

Warnings: swearing, kidnapping, the normal stuffs

A/N: Waaaaat???? A new chapter? And it’s only... 2 weeks late? *sigh* Who said that I should try posting a fic during the school year?

Ch 5 | Ch 7

~ ~ ~

I found it unnerving to be alone again. It was strange to spend so long in Auradon worrying about my loss of privacy only to get back here and have no one to talk to.

I chose this, I reminded myself.

My eyes drifted over everything I had painted across the walls. It was weird, seeing all of my old work, now that I wasn’t nearly as passionate for art as I used to be. I would draw doodles occasionally, but I hadn’t opened up a can of spray paint since I decked out my locker so long ago, and that wasn’t even there anymore.

There were quite a few cans left around. In my boredom, my eyes drifted over to a large blank wall. I had always wanted to leave at least one part of my apartment empty, for special purposes. It was somewhat silly at the time, because I never was struck with a lot of inspiration, I just… worked. But right now, I knew exactly what to put there.

~ ~ ~

I dropped my arms to my sides, for a quick break.

I had simply used stencils to write out “ROTTEN TO THE CORE” along the bottom of the painting. It contrasted with the rough sketches of my friends above it.

I took a step back to admire them as it dried. From left to right, it went Evie, Carlos, and Jay.

Although everything about them was… as I had meant for it to be, they still felt empty. The whole picture itself seemed as though it were missing something.

To satisfy myself, I began to go over the collar of Jay’s shirt, fixing little details.

I was so deep in thought, I wasn’t paying attention to the footsteps approaching from behind me. Just another testament to how much I had forgotten while in Auradon.

“At least I don’t see a picture of me with horns and a pitchfork,” said a chilling voice behind me.

I whipped around, my spray can pointed at eye level with Ben. He seemed to wait for me to drop it in recognition, but that moment never came.

“How did you get here?” I asked, accusingly.

“Mal, I’m so sorry about our fight.” He tried to approach me, but I shook the bottle in his face, threateningly, and he paused once more. “It was all my fault. I-”

“Ben,” I hissed. “How did you get here?”

Things were obviously not going the way he had planned for them to go, but at this point I was too angry to care.

“Evie, Jay and Carlos brought me-”

I scoffed. “Of course they did.”

Why couldn’t they understand that that chapter of my life was over? That I left for them?

I turned and threw the spray can as hard as I could at the floor. Ben flinched in the corner of my eye, but I couldn’t care less in the moment.

“Mal?” he whispered, catching my attention once more. “Please come home.”

I felt my breath hitch. God, why was it so hard to look at him like this? Why couldn’t I just say goodbye and be done with it.

“Ben, I am home.” My words were cold, but unconvincing. I knew that I couldn’t reason with him. I couldn’t make him understand what a mess my head was. But perhaps, if he were afraid of me, he’d change his mind about taking me back to Auradon.

“I, uh… like you’re new hair.” It was the dumbest thing he could have mentioned in the moment, but I could tell he was stalling. He needed time to convince me. “I brought the limo. It’s a sweet ride.”

All my original ideas of scaring him away vanished, just by listening to the pleading in his voice.

“I don’t fit in, Ben,” I warned him. “I really gave it my best shot. And if you think I can change, I think you’re wrong.”

“Then I’ll change!” he quickly responded. “I’ll skip school, have more fun. You know, I-I’ll blow off some of my responsibilities.”

“No, no!” I said, frustrated. “Don’t you see? I’m such a terrible influence. It’s only a matter of time before I do something so messed up that not only does the kingdom turn on me, but they turn on you!”

“Don’t quit us, Mal!” he insisted.

He took a step forward and took my hands into his own. This was wrong. I was falling for it again. I was falling for all the good in the world and the kindness of a boy’s face. But I already tried that and it didn’t agree with me.

“The people love you.”

Flipping my palm up, he dropped his class ring into my hand. I sighed and looked up to argue once more, but he cut me off.

“I love you.”

I opened my mouth to say something. Anything. But my throat closed up.

He narrowed his eyes when he saw my hesitance. “Don’t you love me?”

“I…” My lungs felt as if they were being crushed by the pressure at the bottom of the ocean. “I can’t do this.”

This was no longer about me. It hadn’t been for a while. This was about Ben’s happiness. Evie’s and Jay’s and Carlos’s. Auradon’s. And the pain that I caused them when I was around was much worse than how much it would hurt to let me go.

I put the ring back into Ben’s hand and closed his fingers around it. Then, in a fit, I grabbed his arm and began to drag him out of my apartment and down the stairs.

“Mal, please!” he argued, but I didn’t stop. I didn’t look at him. I didn’t cry.

“Mal?” I heard Jay ask softly, but he stopped when he saw me pulling Ben behind me like a prisoner.

All three of them stood silently at the bottom of the stairs, watching this go down. Once I reached the last step, I reached down, grabbed a piece of the fence, and threw it up, just enough to push Ben back under and out of my space.

Ben fell directly into Evie, both of them stumbling in surprise. The door began to close between us, but Jay rushed forward and grabbed it with his hands, preventing me from shutting them out.

“Mal,” he grunted, pushing it back up, over his head. “What is wrong with you?”

“I’m doing this for you! For all of you!”

“The Isle? Really?”

I shook my head, disgust filling my face. “If you don’t like it, you can go home. Back to your big castles and pretty flowers.”

I took a step back, preparing myself for what I was about to do. It was risky, Jay was much stronger than me. But he wouldn’t see this coming, would he?

In a flash, I kicked him square in the chest.

He landed on his ass, the door shutting between us once more and this time, no one stopped it. It hit the ground with a clash and I attached the lock I had for it to the ground.

“But please just go away,” I begged.

I flipped around on my heel and stormed back up to my room, green clouding the edges of my eyes.

~ ~ ~

Ben watched Mal knock over Jay before turning away and walking down one of the nearby alleyways. He wasn’t planning to go far, he just wanted to get away from all of this.

He didn’t like this Mal. This violent, angry Mal who was determined not to listen to anyone but herself. This wasn’t the Mal that he knew.

He hissed through his teeth. He wanted things to just go back to the way they were, but he knew that wouldn’t happen. And if Mal was truly unhappy with her life, he didn’t want her to keep lying about it, but this couldn’t be better.

Ben paused, hearing footsteps approaching him from behind. He rubbed his face and turned to tell the others that they should all just go home, when he found himself face to face with Gil and another boy that he couldn’t identify.

Crap.

He took in as much air as he could, preparing to scream, but the other kid was covering his mouth in a second. “Uh, uh, uh,” he teased, in a thick accent. “We can’t have you ruining our fun, now can we?”

Gil held Ben’s hands behind his back while the other boy taped his mouth shut.

“Sorry, my king. It’s nothing personal, just, uh… you’re quite a valuable commodity. And I don’t know if your little villain friends told you, but we like to steal nice things here.” He turned to Gil. “Take him to Uma. I’ll talk to the traitors.”

“Will do, Harry.”

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“Mal, it’s Evie.” Her voice reverberated inside the small device I used to use as a sort-of doorbell. I could hear people speaking outside my house through it which was helpful, considering we didn’t have phones on the Isle. “Something has happened.”

They just couldn’t take a hint, could they. I was frustrated, and suffocated, and they had been standing outside my door for the past few minutes.

I considered screaming back down at Evie to stop, but I got distracted by the sound of my window opening. I whipped around just in time to watch Jay slid in and shut the window once more.

“What the fuck?! How did you get up here?”

I stormed over to him, but the minute he was inside, he was on his way to the door and down the stairs.

“I climbed up,” he responded, nonchalantly.

“What are you doing?” I demanded, watching him run down to the ground level once more.

“I’m opening the door for Evie and Carlos. We need to talk!”

“I already said-”

“About Ben!” he interrupted. “He’s been kidnapped.”

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Seeing Red (Harry Hook X Reader)

A/N: This is my first imagine so I hoped you guys like it! Let me know what you think! (P.s - I feel like I got slightly too into this and might have got a little carried away) Words 2896 Requested: Yes!

Prompt: #10 A: (whispering to B) I’m going to kill her. I’m going to rip her pretty little head off of her pretty little… B: (whispering to A) Come on calm down. It’s not that bad. Calm down. Look it’s fine…C is leaving anyway C: ( kisses D) B: Well shit A: (to B) hold my hoops I’m going in (takes out ear rings) LISTEN UP BITCHES!

You had never really realised how much you hated the word “Princess” until the VK’s arrived from the isle. Sure, before they came, the title had been thrown around to stop you from participating in the sports you wanted, and you had become accustomed to hearing the phrases ‘Princess’ don’t fight", 'Princess’ don’t swear" or “Princess’ don’t take their anger out on other people” whenever you let the ladylike persona everybody expected from you slip. You weren’t like the rest of the kids in Auradon, your parents Tiana and Naveeen may have been King and Queen, but they had raised you to be down to earth, giving you the normal life you craved now you were at Auradon Prep. Everything you wanted, you used to have to work for. That’s how it was and that’s how you liked it, there was no way you were going to be the snotty spoilt stereotype of a princess. You were far too feisty to simply sit on a thrown , quietly ignoring all that was going on in the world, so your heart hurt when the only classes you were allowed to take at Auradon were Sewing and Embroidery, Royal Etiquette and a whole host of other obnoxiously regal subjects. It really wasn’t a surprise to anybody when you protested “peacefully” to take chemistry and fencing lessons like the rest of the kids. It was safe to say you had always disliked the word princess but you never realised it could be used as an insult until the children of the villains arrived.

“Have any of you guys seen Harry?” You asked, pulling a chair beside Uma and Gil in the cafeteria. You had become unlikely friends with the pirates since they got there, despite what the other AK’s thought about them. “No, actually. We were about to ask you the same thing” Uma said, setting down her sandwich and turning towards you. You gave her a puzzled look. The first mate was never far away from his Captain so it was alarming that none of you could place where the red cladded pirate had gone. “Is it just me or has he been disappearing a lot lately?” You said, your mind drifting to recall the last time you actually saw Harry. The two of you had a very strange relationship, it was apparent to everyone you were completely infatuated with each other and at times you almost acted like a couple, yet somehow nothing had happened. You weren’t together but you weren’t not. You weren’t dating, but you weren’t single. “Maybe he’s not disappearing, maybe he’s just invisible!” Gil exclaimed, throwing down the hard boiled egg he was peeling. Uma raised an eyebrow at him. “What guys? I’m completely serious. He’s spending all that time with Mal, maybe he got her to do a spell and now he’s…” He was jabbed in the ribs by Uma before he could finish. “Wait, he’s spending time with Mal? Mal? I thought they hated each other.” You said, a very evident bitter tone in your voice. Uma leaned forwards, slamming her hands on the table as she spoke. “Precisely what I thought. Clearly he’s forgot about the whole shrimp incident” You shot her a sympathetic look. “But I wouldn’t worry about it Y/N, he was just getting homework answers the last time they were together”. You relaxed and exhaled a breath you didn’t know you were holding. Harry wasn’t about to go running off into the sunset with the purple haired villain which suited you just fine. “It’s not like I care too much anyway” you lied, which seemed to amuse both Gil and Uma. “I just wanted to ask him about… You know tonight” “Tonight? What do you want to do tonight? If you’re finally going on a date you’ll have to re-schedule it Y/N! It’s Cortillion and we have to go! Ben made it a rule” Gil rambled before he eventually caught on, smiling to himself that he had figured it out. “Oh! I get it. You want to go to with him.” “Hate to break it to you Y/N but I don’t think Harry would be seen dead at Cortillion” Uma said giggling slightly “Yeah me neither, but I didn’t think he’d be seen dead with the daughter of Maleficent a minute ago, so maybe Hook’ll surprise us.” “Well well well sweetheart” You felt two hands cover your eyes from behind you, two strong arms resting on your shoulders and a familiar accent interrupting your thought process “Who exactly am I supposed to be surprising?” “Harry! So glad that you could join us” you said with a hint of sarcasm, grabbing his hand and pulling him in to sit beside you. “Careful darling. It almost sounded like ye missed me” he said with a smirk, wrapping his arm around your waist. You swatted him away playfully. “You wish” you replied, sticking your tongue out at him. Harry ignored you, placing his arm over your shoulder. Uma tutted. “What did I miss?” He said. “Well Y/N was just saying how much she wants to go to Cor…” Gil began “THE WAFFLE HUT! Yeah, the waffle hut. I was just saying I how wanted to go to the waffle hut.” You interrupted before Gil could do any more damage. If Harry had wanted to go to Cortilion with you he would have asked, clearly he didn’t want you to be his date you thought. “Y/N? But you just said…” “I just said nothing Gil” I hissed, kicking his shin under the table slightly. “Ow!” He said making you roll your eyes “But your gluten intolerant Y/N, you can’t eat anything at the Waffle Hut anyway. Why would you want to go th…” “Gil. Zip it’ said Uma, unamused. "The Waffle Hut eh?” Asked Harry, chuckling slightly. You nodded your head in response, slightly too vigorously for what would have been considered a normal response, and shoved a couple of fries in your mouth to stop you from saying anything else stupid. “That’s a real shame sweetheart, 'cos I was just about to ask ye to Cortillion”. He winked at you. You nearly choked on your fries. “You’ll actually come!” You said excitedly. “I know how much those silly little dances mean to ye. So if it keeps the pretty pink princess happy, I’m in.” You, frowned at him, pretending to be offended but burst out into a huge grin. “Harry Hook, I want to punch you in the face and kiss you at the same time” You ruffled his hair slightly and kissed his cheek. “Geez!” Uma groaned. “You two are sickening”

“This is not what I had in mind” You were stood by the punch table, sulking beside Uma, your arms crossed scowling at the couples slow dancing on the dance floor. “This is exactly why I hate dances. Look Y/N, we can just leave. How about I go steal you those waffles you wanted” “It’s not the waffles I want” I hissed glaring at Harry as he walked about the room. It had started off so well. You collected you dress from Evie and forced Harry into an all black suit and shirt ensemble giggling at how much he looked like a prince. Less than impressed with the royalty comment, Harry refused to turn up without his hook, so you found yourself laughing at the boy for most of the night as he attempted to juggle all of your drinks single handedly. Everything was going perfectly, until Harry practically dropped you when Mal asked whether he would dance with her. You stood, with your mouth gaping open like a fish as Harry traced his hook along the outline of her face, until Uma and Gil had pull you away from the two of them.

“I’m going to kill her. I’m going to rip her pretty little head off of her pretty little…” You were crushing the plastic cup of punch in your hand, causing the liquid to spill everywhere. “Come on calm down. It’s not that bad. Calm down. Look it’s fine…Harry’s is leaving anyway” Uma said, taking the cup from your hand. She was right, Harry was weaving his way through the crowd back towards us, his usual cocky smirk on his face, his arms swinging beside him. You felt the knot of anxiousness in your stomach diminish. You were just over reacting. Then Harry came to a holt, a purple manicured hand on his shoulder, spinning him around. Before anybody could comprehend what was going on, Mal had pulled Harry towards her, locking lips, her hands working their way up to his hair. “Well shit” Uma whispered Suddenly, the room felt dizzyingly small, all the air knocked out of your lungs. It took all but a second for you to process what had happened. She kissed him, she fucking kissed him. The overwhelming feeling of betrayal and hurt was replaced with something much more dangerous. Hatred. “Hold my hoops!” You growled quietly, pulling the pearl encrusted earrings from your ears and dumping them in Uma’s hand “I’m going in…”

Harry pulled away from Mal as quickly as he could, pushing her chest away from him with enough force to send her flying backwards. “What the fuck did ye do that for?” He glanced nervously to the sidelines only to be met with your glare, a mixture of sadness and pure anger. He gulped. He had fucked up Before anybody could restrain you, you marched passed Harry and Mal to the podium at the front of the dance floor, climbing the stairs to where the microphone was. “Y/N look, listen to me…” Harry tried to pull you back, trying to hold onto your arm. “Get your hands off me Hook” you spat. “Y/N I…” “It’s fine I get how it is” You tapped on the microphone a couple of times to check that it was working. “LISTEN UP BITCHES!” You screamed down the PA system. “Oh this can’t be good” said Gil whilst being pulled by Uma to the front of podium where a small crowd had gathered. “I just wanted to check where the fuck Prince Ben was when his supposed girlfriend decided to make out with my boyfriend!” You yelled. You saw the gasps and shocked faces in your ever growing audience and the horrified look from the Prince as you spoke. You refused to relent. “Oh I’m sorry,” snapped Mal, parting the crowd of people and making her way towards you. “I didn’t realise you were a couple. How long have you been together again?”. Her voice sounded sweet enough and to those watching the question appeared innocent, but the gleam of bitterness in her eyes said otherwise. She knew how the complicated relationship between you and Harry was. The little bitch. “Well … Actually .. You see…” You stuttered not entirely sure how to explain yourself. “Exactly! The villain plays the victim so well.” Mal cut in before you could finish. “Now run along little princess and play tea parties with your stuffed toys before I turn you into a toad” “Mal, what are you saying? Why are you acting like this?” You heard Evie whisper to her, trying to get her to back down. Princess, that stupid word again. It was as if it was synonymous for weak. You clenched your fists, that was the last straw. “Princess?” You laughed coldly “No bitch, Queen”. You started to square up to her, ignoring which ever random person was tugging on your arm to get you away. This is not how anybody expected Cortillion to go. “Oh please, what are you going to do? Throw a tiara at me?” “No but I certainly wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of a nine inch heel to the face” You screamed, pulling the shoes from your feet before a figure grabbed you from behind. You secretly hoped it was Harry and were slightly more than disappointed when Ben hauled you backwards and attempted to restrain you. Jay grabbed hold of Mal and by the way he scowled at her, it was pretty evident he was on your side too.

“I bet you’re just so smug aren’t you Y/N?” “I literally have no idea what you mean!” “The only reason I kissed Harry was because of you and Ben!” “Ben?” You asked completely puzzled. “Don’t think I don’t know. There’s something going on between you two” Whatever situation the girl was insinuating was news to you. The moment the Prince’s name was muttered, Harry shoved his way threw to the podium, as angry as you had been a moment earlier. He glared at Ben who, unfortunately due to the circumstance, currently had his arms wrapped around you. “Oh and the plot thickens” Gil whispered almost excitedly to Uma. She hit the son of Gaston in the stomach, sending him a dirty look, and charged towards the podium too.

“What do ye think yeh doing with my girl there princey boy” he snarled, making his way slowly towards Ben, who was still holding me back, pointing his hook threateningly at his face. “Weren’t content enough with your whole bloody kingdom that you had to take the one thing that mattered the most to me?” Your mouth dropped open. Was he talking about you? You began to panic when he rested the tip of the hook on Ben’s nose. “Harry! Back off!” You yelled at the pirate, not too keen at watching your friend get hooked right in front of you. “A pirate wasn’t good enough for ye was it eh? Had to get yourself a prince?” “Harold - bloody - Hook! For godsake! I don’t give two shits about Ben!” You yelled before spinning your head around to speak to Ben, who for some unbeknownst reason still thought it was a good idea to be holding you. “No offence” “None taken” he replied. “Mal, I assure you nothing has ever happened between me and Ben.” You said before chuckling a little “In fact the only time we ever really speak is at events where are parents have to be civil.” You saw the girl relax a little and appear somewhat guilty. “He loves you” You added. Ben finally got the message and let you go, running towards Mal and hugging her and dragging her away from the crowd. She mouthed 'I’m sorry’ to you as she walked away, which made you roll your eyes. Typical. The crowd eventually began to dissipate, leaving you and the pirate to awkwardly stare at each other.

“You know you are so hot when yeh angry Y/N” said Harry taking a step towards you and attempting to wrap you into an embrace. You pushed him away. “I’m not talking to you Harry” “Y/N” “No” “Y/N!” “You still kissed her Harry! It doesn’t change anything.” “Actually, sweetheart she kissed me” “Don’t you sweetheart me Hook. You threatened the fucking King!” You snapped walking back up the staircase, attempting to leave the disaster of the dance. “And you tried to attack a lady of the court princess, but ye don’t see me screaming at yeh!” He replied, running a couple of stairs a head of you and blocking your path. “You’re screaming at me now Harry!” “Because yeh not listening to me!” He put his hand to your face but you snatched it away. “Because you’re being a dick!” “No, you’re being a dick!” He took a step downwards so you were both stood on the same ledge. “I am not! Clearly you’re the di…” Before you could finish, Harry let go of his hook, placing both of his hands either side of your head, ignoring the clanging sound of metal as he pulled you towards him. He didn’t even pause for a split second, his mouth colliding with yours, leaving you no time to react. Suddenly he was kissing you like he was afraid to continue and afraid to stop all at the same time. His lips were surprisingly warm and soft, fierce yet powerful, but you were stunned, paralyzed almost. That’s when he pulled away. “I’m sorry… I … I shouldn’t have done th..” It was your turn to cut him off. You grabbed the front of his shirt and didn’t let go, your lips crashing together messily. All you could taste was Harry, spearmint and sea salt, as you moved your hands to his shoulders, then the back of his neck, then his hair. Neither knew who was breathing for who, his lips hot and strong against yours, his hands snaking around your waist. You eventually broke the kiss and you stood their, grinning at each other as you felt a weight lifted off both of your shoulders. Your forehead and noses were still touching, your hands flat against Harry’s chest, his hands gripping too tightly on your hips. “I think I love you Y/N” he breathed. “You think. Gee thanks” You joked, nuzzling your face into his neck. “Yeh never know when to shut yeh mouth now do yeh?” Harry laughed quietly, moving your face away to look him in the eye..“I love yeh Y/N Y/L/N” “I love you Harry Hook”. You kissed his cheek “But this still doesn’t change the fact that you’re a dick”

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Who wants a reincarnation au?

As mentioned in the Halloween count down for Fate, I have a rencarnation au. Figured I’d put it out there so you can request for them in this au.

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Artoria Pendragon:

She decends from a high ranking mage family that has been around for centruies

Although her sister Morgan is a far better mage than she is

She currently attends a private school in the English contryside, although later will studdy at the clock tower

So will her sister

They make an unstopable team

She’s a straight A student though

While her sister, Morgan, is very feminine and excells at mage craft, Artoria often struggles with feminine persuntes such as make up (Although she is fond of skin care) and prefers fencing to actual magic

As such she’s a member of her schools fencing team

Owns both the boys and girls uniform

Will switch between them depending on how she’s feelings

Most teachers don’t care but sometimes she gets yelled at for wearing the boys uniform

Highly gifted in classes surrouning English Litrature or the Dramatic Arts

Often auditions for the male roles

Although she doesn’t mind playing women

One year she played Lady Macbeth and got a standing ovation

Less talented in subjects like Maths

Due to her gentamanly manner she has gained many female admires due to her kindness and willingness to beat up a dude if he’s hassling someone

She also has many male admiries

However, most want to break her and make her into their little pet

We all know who I’m talking about right?

Friends with an Irish boy called Diarmuid

They form the gentamanly duo of the school

So many love confessions

This dude called Gil also likes to hang around them

It started as him trying to impress her but then he just kinda became apart of the group?

How did it even happen?

Unofrtunaly Artoria also has a few stalkers

Once again, we all know who I’m talking about?

At one point her father encouraged her to take their siduel but she declied as Morgan was a far better choice for the family head

I mean her magic is amazing guys

She’s a prodogy

In the future I see her becoming a teacher for both mage craft but also English and Swordplay

Even after graduating she continues her fencing as a hobby and travels to many locations with her two friends from school

Diarmuid Ua Duibhne:

His parents loved old knight stories, thus the name

While he isn’t much of a mage he finds magic facinating and found out about it by accident when he overheared Artoria talking to Morgan

That’s actually how they met

She made him swear on his life he wouldn’t tell and started hangging around him to make sure he didn’t

They became friends from there

His grades could be better but as long as he’s passing he doesn’t care

He’s actually very talented with words and writes rather romantic poetry

It makes Gil vomit

Artoria finds it sweet

He and Gil did not get along at all at first

You can’t treat Artoria like that damn it!

They eventually settle their diffrences

He palyed Macbeth alongside Artoria

And he was brilliant

Not as good as Artoria but still amazing

As stated before he’s one of the schools gentlemanly duo

Gets confessed to at least once a day

So gentle when he turns them down

People confess just to be tuned down so they can hear it

He’s so sweet

Has a crush on one of his upperclassmen for a few years

But she’s in a relationship

Don’t be that guy!

Actually has a rather nice singging voice

Yes he’s in a band

So many fangirls

Oh my god so many

In the future he persues his music career and gets signed rather quickly

Girls go crazy for him

Sells so well

Often uses his tours as an excuse to travel with his two friends

Gilgamesh:

Okay he forces everyone to call him Gil because he thinks his actual name is stupid

Who calls their kids Gilgimehs and Enkidu (His little bro)

an archilogist and a mage thats who

His mother is an archilogist and his father a mage

While he did inherit some magic from his father his brother is far better at it

That’s why he studies at the clock tower and Gil doesn’t

Doesn’t have to many friends at first

He’s up himself who would want to be friends with that?

Very do you know who my father is

fuck off mate

Great at history man

Great at most classes

Straight A student

Feels the need to make up for his failue as a mage to his father

At first he was a creep and flirted with Artoria because he wanted to be the guy to tame the lion

Once they’re friends it turns into a huge joke

Mostly

Now he kind of actually wants to date her? Maybe?

But he’s got a good thing going

A bit of a show off

This is where Diarmuid comes in

He’s like 80% of Gil’s impulse control

Joined a band and forced Diarmuid to join

He plays the drums

Lets him get out his agression

Can also play the guitar if needed

Not really interested in persuing a career in it though

Opens a restraunt instead

He themes it to babalon

His name is Gilgamesh might as well use it

It’s actually pretty sucessful

His first trip once out of school was a tour of all the areas that are recorded to be apart of Mesopatamia

Drags the others with him

This is all a huge joke to him

Hassan-i-Sabbah:

A member of an organised crime cindicate

Not much is known about them

He has a private tutor and rarely speaks to people outside his families circle

Very few friends

Thats about it

Lancelot du Lac:

Another famous mage family

Is tutored by his father for much of his life

He lives in a small town in France

Probibly like in Normandy or something

Met Artoria when he began studying in the Clock tower and the two became quick friends

Although he’s not apart of their trio when traveling he gets along rather well with the others

Although he does question Artoira’s friendship with Gil

Very talented at Mage craft

A bit of a perfectionsit

Might have a crush on Artoria but he’s not sure about if she likes him back

Or even is she likes guys for the matter

He’s a quiet dude and often prefres reading to going out drinking or anything with his freinds

And when he does go drinking with them he’s always the sober one that makes sure they don’t do the stupid shit they try to 

Artoria get down from that wall!

Gil don’t climb the tree!

Diarmuid I expected better from you

Honestly, he’s kinda just a good guy if a little nieve at times

Alexander the Great:

Yo, dude is popular with everyone

In school he’s kind of a history nerd

Loves history books

He was also a huge gamer

But he was popular because he was just so nice and cheerful most of the time

Not to mention he protected everyone!

Walk home all the people who feel scared

Seriously though

People come to him when they feel unsafe and he walks them home

Also flirts a lot

Pretty girls, cute and mature

Cute boys, he prefers them to be smol so he can pick them up easy but doesn’t mind if they aren’t

Just all the humans

You’re non-binary? He’s all about inclusion and acceptance you’re getting flirted with too!

He just loves everyone

(I mean he’s essentually canoncialy bi but I feel like he could be pan)

Once he graduates he enters his families buissness

They’re some really big company

And he becomes Jumin Han to C&R levels important

And what does he do with his money?

Spends it on others of course!

He’s a suagr daddy now

Most of the time it’s non romantic and non sexual sugar babies

But if he finds someone he likes he might persue something more with them

Just date the big guy, he’s a sweetie

Gilles de Rais;

Remember Artoria’s stalker?

This is him

He decends from a long line of mages

And studies abrawed at the English private school

Which is where he stalkes Artoria

He blood liniage intreegs him

Pendragon was an ancient king how can you not be facinated by a family sharing the name?

He’s very creepy

Later in life he gets involved in a murder and ends up in jail for life

Shirou Emiya;

....do I... Do I really need to write for him?

Medusa:

A half greek student at an Amrican public school

Got a big family

Her two older sister keep setting her up on blind dates

But the fact that she’s blind often turns people off dating her

Someone find her a nice partner

Please

She doesn’t deserve this

Friends with a boy called Heracles who lives down the road from her

She got lost once and he helped her home

He’s actually rather sweet, if a bit short tempered

To bad he has a girlfriend right

Or well that’s how her sisters see it

She doesn’t talk to much

Enjoys scilence

Finds it easier to read

She’s obsessed with Homer’s epics and Greek mythology

It’s where she got her name from after all

She loves kids

Plans to go into child care in the future

Heracles:

His parents are imigrants to America

Their lives were hard but they don’t want his to be so they work so hard

Heracles is very thankful for this

He’s got a bit of an anger issue but he’s been working on it and he’s getting better!

You go baby! you got this

Not the best in schools

He struggles to read and pay attention in class

His girlfriend helps him study so he doesn’t fail

Speaking of girlfriends!

Meg is a sweet girl who’s family are pretty well off

Heracles often wonders why she’d pick a guy like him when she could have had so many guys

It’s a sweet relationship and they end up getting married after graduating

Cu Chulainn:

His parents were obsessed with Irish mythology

And he embraces his name! Unlike some other people we know

That’s right Gil!

Cu is judging you!

His family traveled around a lot when he was younger but they ended up setteling down in the English contryside

While he doesn’t attend school with the trio he sees them in town a lot

Its a small town

Where else will they go

Admires Artoria and Diarmuid and Artoria’s ability to be gentlemen

But also admires Gil’s ability to be a dick and somehow still get the ladies

Sometime he talks to them

Specificaly when they come to his families store

They run a magic/spiritual shop

What you thought this kid was normal?

He’s the rencarnation of the son of the god of fucking light

ain’t no way this kid doesn’t have some magic

On the topic of his magic

I have this headcannon that there is a magic like that we see him use in the anime but most don’t use it anylonger due to it being old and the need for fay blood to use it

Well guess who can use it

That’s right this mage family!

He’s rather talented in it but the style is looked down on most mage families as it’s viewed as primitive

Fuck you he’s gonna brun down your whole hose with one movement!

Cu is actually rather popular with them ladies

He’s a bit of a bad boy, ya know?

But as soon as he’s in a relationship boy is loyal

Although there are many temptations

Medea

Oh my pour child!

She needs a break

She get’s one

You don’t have to marry Jason in this life

Aphrodite can’t touch you here

Another mage

She studies at the clock tower and confesses her atraction to Artoria early in her first year of knowing her

Of course Artoria lets her down gently

They stay aqucainted

She’s extreemly talented

Prodogy child

But has a bad habbit of dating guys that are rather cruel

Someone get her a best friend to smack some sense into her

She ends up as a teacher at the clocktower when she graduates

Sasaki Koujirou:

His family runs a sword fighting school in Japan

They’re proud of their linigae

Claiming to be able to trace their family line back centuries

And that it’s full of amazing fighters

He’s a rather talented fighter and proud of his family name

Many of the people he attands school with admire his dedication

Another who get’s many confessions

He’s just so cool and colected

Hard to not get a crush on him

While he’s gone on a few dates with the people who confess to him he’s never felt a spark

he’s sure when he meets the one he’ll feel it

Belives very strongly in soulmates, you see

Spends most of his free time at home

His family are really traditional too, so no shoes in the house

He wears a kimono a lot

They own an old house too

Like the Emiya estate

So he speands a lot of his time doing things most would consider boring or useless today instead of say watching TV

Dude parctices calligraphy for fun

He’s pretty odd in that sense that at home it’s kind of like a diffrent century