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frogaroundandfindout · 8 months ago
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Guess who just spent like 15 mins going “what the fuck is happening???” because she thought dick was talking about why he was dressed as Arnie instead of why he was rejecting korys offer to go upstairs with her. Certainly not me.
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mias-back-from-the-dead · 1 year ago
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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anotherpapercut · 1 month ago
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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant
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ithappensoffstage · 11 months ago
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
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vulpinesaint · 2 months ago
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
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ered · 5 months ago
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
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cringefail-clown · 29 days ago
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seeing someone using the word "abscond" in the wild
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gunpowdercarousel · 10 days ago
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I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox
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rivetgoth · 11 months ago
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
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karda · 6 months ago
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randomalistic · 1 year ago
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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wanologic · 7 months ago
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
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captainjonnitkessler · 1 year ago
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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isagaiia · 2 months ago
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jayce is so greedy smh
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hairscare · 3 months ago
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me and stevo talk about the commodification of alternative crowds
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