#i was PONDERING

[slagclaren]

okay kajs…you get to ask jenson one question and ONLY one question. what is it

oooooooohhhhh okay so i immediately thought of like. 5 questions in which the first one was "can you ACTUALLY read? prove it" but i have now realised u said 1 and only 1 question so maybe i'm the one who can't read...

anyway, after much consideration, this is my question

"you are in dark cellar and there is only one dingy overhead light. i'm standing under it. you approach me even if you feel slightly uneasy, as if your life's about to change. i show you my hands. in the right palm is a a red pill. if you take it, it rewrites the history so you in time for brazil 2009 conveniently forget the lyrics to we are the champions and the only song you can remember is P.I.M.P by 50 cent. you sing that instead and your life alters in vast and unmappable ways. in my left palm is a blue pill; your name is now jensin. which one do you choose? (don't take both i know you're thinking abt it but no they don't cancel out don't do it)"

[poyaposted]

Is going to Yumenosaki Academy the equivalent of those fanfics where you go to high school with BTS?? Let me cook

[precariouswizardry]

[hawberries]

in honour of his birthday I would like to introduce you to my latest delusion: Gaming Has Two Hands

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

[buttercupdemise]

i think about this a lot. what if a deaf human fell down the mountain. would he make his threatening language accessible

[ahahnopenope]

here's the picture i couldn't get out of my head

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

Ep 3 AU in which Evan succeeded on his death save but lost his arm, so K made him a prosthesis while the group was still on Galamanis

[ruporas]

your love returns in tragedy (ID in alt)

[foreststarflaime]

Sure sure romantic pairings are fine and all. But more people should perhaps consider two characters loving each other to the point of incomprehensibility. To the point that there is no simpler way in english to define or describe it than just to say those characters’ names together, joined eternally by the vague conjunction ‘and’. There’s so many types of love and dependencies and emotions in general thrown in there that you can’t tell what colors they are anymore, they’ve just joined into a giant blobby mess that’s almost black, but when you look closer glistens with more colors than there are names for. Just a thought

[lostwords-found]

Soooo... the cannibal demon baby just loves Celia. Celia's just so kind and helpful to the poor beleaguered single mum who is literally being eaten by her child. Cool!

Celia is getting Sam to record people on his phone without their knowledge deliberately now. Celia wants the alternate Basira's voice recorded as she and Sam ask her a bunch of inappropriately personal questions. Great.

Celia has promised Alice she'll keep an eye on Sam. I am entirely confident that this specific wording, having been chosen unknowingly on Alice's part, will not become bitterly ironic in retrospect at all.

[mh2o29]

tfw you have to call your girlfriend's house to talk to her girlfriend (who is also your boyfriends girlfriend) so you can get your boyfriend released from jail...

(click for better quality PLEASE I beg you)

under the tab are other versions of the drawing so click if you wanna see him with no shirt on .....wait what who said that.....

yall i don't even know how to explain this one i was possessed and controlled by the urge to draw stu macher all pretty and posed like this,,,, so i like when men are pretty SUE ME

credits to @atitanbitch for the idea to include Sid and Tatum in the little bubble and @powderedbleach for reminding me about THE ROBEEEE OH and ofc @harleykeenervarient for sending me the photo reference I used in the first place yall rock <3

included below are alternate versions of this drawing that I was having some fun with mwuahaha that includes no shirt, no shirt plus some ~shweed~ and also ofc trans version bc cmon

alright thats all for now.... thats my cue to slink back into the void until I return with another art drop BYEEEEEE

[honeyhobbs]

I'll meet judgement by the hounds

[carlyraejepsans]

sleebover

[lotus-lost-n-found]

Some Batfam Headcanons because the brain never stops;

Jason hates being called "Bruce's Son". But he hates it more when hes called "One of Wayne's Orphans/Wayne's child" because fuck you I'm his son-! wait no--

With the exception of Damian, they rarely refer to Bruce as "Dad/Father". Either it didn't occur to them/didn't see the need to/thought it would be strange. But when Dick/Jason/Tim/Cass are tired or injured it might slip out. And Bruce might just crumble a bit at it

Doesn't mean they don't say it to their siblings when Bruce is out of Earshot.

"Dad said you couldn't." "What do you mean Dad said I couldn't use that mug? It's my mug!" "You snooze you lose Timmy Boy-" "Jason don't be an asshole-"

That being said Bruce says "son/daughter/child" at every available opportunity he can after he knows that they have acclimated enough that they wouldn't be uncomfortable/know they can tell Bruce that they don't want to be called that.

First time Bruce called Dick "son" in a way that meant "You are my kid" and not in a "This police officer just called me son with a brow furrow" way Dick grinned and carried on with the conversation. Later he wondered if his dad wouldn't like someone else calling him Son; but Dick thinks about the life he was given because of Bruce and thinks maybe his dad wouldn't mind.

Calling Jason "son" is a hit or miss situation, even before he died. The first time it happened he was confused, he didnt think that was the relationship they had and it made everything change for him. He got frustrated--not angry--with himself and Bruce at this sudden emotional turmoil. Wasn't he just the kid Bruce picked up in an alleyway? Wasn't he just some street rat in bright Robin clothing? (He lets himself believe that he can be Bruce's son. If for only a little while).

Tim cries after Bruce is out of earshot, it would've been a year or so after his parents died and he was adopted. He didn't think he could have been wanted like that again. Even if you think the Drake's had A+ Parenting or not, I don't think he would have gotten a lot of confirmation of being wanted otherwise.

Cass smiles, emotions carefully concealed under her expression. She's grateful she found Bruce and he doesn't mention it if she leans a bit closer in a request for closeness.

Damian doesn't expect anything less, he only appears satisfied. But also relieved that he has gotten the confirmation that yes, Bruce wants and accepts him.

EDIT 10/11; hiii, i have added Duke, Steph & a Bonus in a reblog you can find on the same blog under my 'batfamily headcanons' / 'sore rambles' tag. have fun :)

[meekoftheweek]

its why he's called that it's because hes always thinking 😔