#i wanted this so bad

[yamikakyuu]

YALL IM NOT GONNA BE NORMAL FOR YEARS WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF GOOD OMENS S3 SO PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!!

[puffin-smoke]

Holy shit I just went to a beginner dnd game (yknow for BEGINNERS) and the two twins there pulled out dice, miniatures and a full on handbook and the other dude, WHO TOLD ME HE'D ONLY GOTTEN INTO DND THROUGH THE MOVIE, STARTED TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT FEATS AND WHAT

[subwoofer-sounds]

ZOOBOOKS!!! GIVE ME THE ZOOBOOKS

do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[soimse]

“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[mr-malumm]

Rewatched episode 1, have we considered this?

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)

[senruthmartinsbob]

My villain origin story

[romanceyourdemons]

local asian market reorganized its shelves. consequently when i went looking for my ve wong vegetarian flavor instant noodles i unexpectedly found myself in the Good Quality Cookware And Beautiful Dishes aisle, aka the aisle of temptation, face to face with a mug (my favorite dish) with a lid (my favorite thing for a mug to have) and a heron pattern (my second-favorite bird) at a very reasonable price (i’m on a budget and i literally do not have room for another mug on my mug shelf). it was like one of those fucked up tests they give monks in shaolin movies to see if they’ve really given up earthly desires. that mug is going to haunt the broken man that i am for a long time

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

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