YALL IM NOT GONNA BE NORMAL FOR YEARS WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF GOOD OMENS S3 SO PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!!
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Holy shit I just went to a beginner dnd game (yknow for BEGINNERS) and the two twins there pulled out dice, miniatures and a full on handbook and the other dude, WHO TOLD ME HE'D ONLY GOTTEN INTO DND THROUGH THE MOVIE, STARTED TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT FEATS AND WHAT
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably
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I am OBSESSED With the Assassin’s Creed motherfucker parkouring around Paris in the opening ceremonies
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they need to let me make movies
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