puffin-smoke
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puffin-smoke · 11 hours ago
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To the guy who said they liked my outfit: please know that I will never forget you. I'm going to name my children after you. For as long as I live I will work to preserve your memory. This, I SWEAR.
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puffin-smoke · 14 hours ago
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I think I am sick. Outstanding.
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puffin-smoke · 17 hours ago
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This is just straight up a picture of me everyday. How did you get this. (/sarc)
Reblog this and I’ll assign you redacted Magic type and your redacted character bestie
(maybe a doodle too idk 🤷🏻‍♂️)
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puffin-smoke · 17 hours ago
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like to charge, reblog to cast <3
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puffin-smoke · 17 hours ago
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I HAVE MORE sorry if any of the details are wrong it'sbeenawhile
David, son of Athena, is working an office job. Carefully honed instincts don't do him much good when he's stuck at a keyboard every day, but it's fine. There's no monsters, no danger, no nothing. He likes it. Probably. He goes back to his apartment, and just as his gaze was about to snag on that picture of Gabe he kept on his desk, he saw something else. Asher, sitting on his desk like it was a chair, with the same shitfaced grin he always had.
Milo, son of Apollo, is living his best life. He swears. A leading journalist at Dahlia's newspaper. Going home to his luxury apartment, perpetually covered in cathair, and flirting with a reporter who somehow always appears by his desk out of nowhere. Ignoring his step-father, even when he might be helpful on a story. He opened the door one night, wondering who the hell it could be at that time, and just kind of. Stood there. When he saw it was Asher. Staring at him. He eventually turned around, sighed, and let him in.
And then there's Darlin. Child of Hecate. (HEAR ME OUT.) They wrap bandages around their hands as they wait to be called in, the muffled thrum of the crowd surging through them like pure adrenaline. A showrunner nods at them, and pulls the door open, the chanting now flooding the room. They grinned, and walked in. The stadium was small, a perfect circle. They spun around as they made their way in, throwing their arms up to the crowd. Muttering under their breath, something in ancient Greek. Another door opens, this one behind Darlin, the crowd falls silent. They plaster a smile across their face, and turn to face their opponent. A centaur with a bow in hand and a dead-eyed stare. A horn sounds. Darlin goes sprinting towards him, before he even has a chance to nock an arrow. They use their momentum to grab ahold of the centaur's hip and fling themself onto his back. Their hands cling to his coat, scrambling to get a grip as their opponent bucked under them. They looked up, eyes scanning the crowd, about to let out a taunt or a witty chant, to earn their pay. That was when they saw Asher motherfucking Talbot. Waving at them from in the crowd. That was also when they were thrown into the sand. And were trampled until they couldn't see straight.
Anyway this is my elevator pitch. This fic will never see the light of day.
Percy Jackson AU where the Shaw Pack all went to Camp together as kids, but slowly drifted apart as they got older, eventually almost losing contact entirely. They got normal jobs and started to live normal lives, as normal as can be expected for the children of gods. Until, when they're all fully fledged adults, Asher heads back to the Camp one last time. And recieves a prophesy. Incredibly vague, as prophesies usually are, but the next steps were clear. Get the band back together. Reunite the Pack and together they could save the world.
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puffin-smoke · 17 hours ago
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puffin-smoke · 18 hours ago
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Percy Jackson AU where the Shaw Pack all went to Camp together as kids, but slowly drifted apart as they got older, eventually almost losing contact entirely. They got normal jobs and started to live normal lives, as normal as can be expected for the children of gods. Until, when they're all fully fledged adults, Asher heads back to the Camp one last time. And recieves a prophesy. Incredibly vague, as prophesies usually are, but the next steps were clear. Get the band back together. Reunite the Pack and together they could save the world.
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puffin-smoke · 2 days ago
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PACK GAMING......... "DARLIN IS THE PLAYER CHARACTER IN THIS VID AS THE PACK TAKES LEFT 4 DEAD FOR A SPIN LIKE THEY USED TO DO WHEN THEY WERE GROWING UP" DID YOU JUST STAB ME IN THE CHEST ERIK
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puffin-smoke · 2 days ago
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hellooo :3
Reblog this and I’ll assign you redacted Magic type and your redacted character bestie
(maybe a doodle too idk 🤷🏻‍♂️)
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puffin-smoke · 2 days ago
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manifesting milo playing dress to impress………
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puffin-smoke · 2 days ago
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I would like a million audios of the pack playing games together, please and thank you, have them on my desk by lunch.
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puffin-smoke · 2 days ago
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EEEE thank you for the tag :DDD
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This is me and my Warden. Guess who's who.
@thesolaireslawyer @localpigeon22 @erial-c @jamieeeeee33333 @indigo-greer-collins and anyone else who wants to join in!
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me & reg
use this picrew to make yourself and your current blorbo, then tag some mutuals ----- thank you for the lovely tag @pretentiouswreckingball
np tags: open tag!! + @bloodbruise @velanavis @sixlane @v7lgar @star4daisy
@del-stars @moon-seas @doomedtokill @luckydandelion1
@lavenderhaze @itsjaywalkers @static-radio-ao3
@loonsloon @alter-ego-xxx @futurequibblerjournalist @orchideous-nox
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puffin-smoke · 3 days ago
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THAT'S MY GODDAMN PRESIDENT✊️✊️✊️
WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!!!!!!
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puffin-smoke · 5 days ago
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i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️
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puffin-smoke · 6 days ago
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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
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puffin-smoke · 6 days ago
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Last Song: Where We Belong by Shayfer James
Favourite Colour: Dark green
Last Book: Currently reading Boyfriend Material by Alexis Hall because. I thought it was a different book when I bought it.
Last Movie: Wicked, probably?
Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savoury.
Relationship Status: Single and unwilling to mingle Get away from me
Last thing I googled: Would you rathers
Current Obsession: Marvel is currently dragging me back into it's grasp. HELP I CAN'T GO BA-
@thesolaireslawyer @themeridian @localpigeon22 @escapisttt @gisscat12 and no way in hell I'm finding 10 people, if you see this you've been tagged!
Ten people I'd like to get to know better
Tagged by @marshmallow--shark Thanks for the tag!
Last song: Intro/Chamber The Cartridge by Rise Against
Favourite colour: Orange!
Last book: A Brief History of Intelligence by Max Bennett
Last movie: That Christmas (it was kinda weird and we didn't finish it)
Last show: Jentry Chau vs. the Underworld
Sweet/spicy/savoury: I don't have much of a sweet tooth anymore, but I used to. Savoury!
Relationship status: Happily single
Last thing I googled: "quality" synonym
Current obsession: Star Trek: Enterprise. This is my fallback obsession. Close behind is Jentry Chau as a very recent one.
Looking forward to: Seeing a concert and a musical next year!
Tagging: @ionamalachite @peculiarreality @thetachapel02 @deadheaddaisy @papercranesong @talshiargirlfriend @glitter-and-metal @dragons-in-spaceee @pearlypairings @strze-lec
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puffin-smoke · 8 days ago
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describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"
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