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asset? More like ass-ate.
They're one hot motherfucker I can feel it in my bones.
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On second thoughts. Maybe closeknit isn't so bad after all.
You can make announcements, can't you? Articulates are being sent to the academy to help with the ongoing CloseKnit raid.
-Member of the Chorus, Naos
Wait what chorus??? Demons- THE- WYAT???????!!!
I make SONG annoucements ive never had any “hey dont fuck around and find out!!!!” Thatd damn student news-
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Youtube if you FUCK THIS UP FOR US AGAIN ISTG
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Not now babe I’m imagining Porter when he was a little kid and never fathomed the monster he would turn into
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THANK YOU :DD I have the memory of a goldfish istg-
guys guys guys
Does anyone smarter than me know if stealths are moon or sunbound? I kind of want to write a thing for sweetheart since tomorrow's the winter solstice and I can't remember if it's been said already.
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guys guys guys
Does anyone smarter than me know if stealths are moon or sunbound? I kind of want to write a thing for sweetheart since tomorrow's the winter solstice and I can't remember if it's been said already.
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OMGGGG
AAAAAAHHHHH
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:3 omg am I famous 👉👈
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ignore the angst.
treasure pushing porter’s buttons. pushing them to the limit. porter pinning treasure down by the wrists, looking straight into their eyes.
“brat.”
you agree. rb.
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people liked these so. here.
Brachium x Vega: Till Death
Darlin x Porter: Guard Dogs
Lovely x Lasko: Sparks Fly
Porter x Cam: War and Peace
Asset (robot) x Hush: Planned Obsolescence
(this one is awful) Dear x Gavin: Watering Cans (because. cans. breasts. gavin has big ol tibbies)
puffin is lonely so um.
Naming Various Redacted Ships!
Honey x Darlin: Bark and Bite
Lovely x Treasure: Gold Sparks
Vincent x Porta Potty Porter: Pride and Prejudice
Honey x Gavin: Honeyed Words
Lasko x Huxley: Tumble Weeds
i ran out of ideas rq
#redacted audio#redacted fandom#redacted vega#redacted brachium#redacted porter#redacted darlin#redacted lasko#redacted lovely#redacted hush#redacted asset
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puffin is lonely so um.
Naming Various Redacted Ships!
Honey x Darlin: Bark and Bite
Lovely x Treasure: Gold Sparks
Vincent x Porta Potty Porter: Pride and Prejudice
Honey x Gavin: Honeyed Words
Lasko x Huxley: Tumble Weeds
i ran out of ideas rq
#this is an excuse to make bad puns#except from goldsparks ASK ME ABOUT THEM I DARE YA#redacted audio#redacted fandom#redacted honey#redacted darlin#redacted treasure#redacted lovely#redacted vincent#redacted porter#redacted damn crew
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Heuristics? More like whore-ristics! Hehe.
My life is falling apart.
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how does dijistraks algorithm work how do you do floating point binary how do you use tuples WHY DID I TAKE THIS FUCKASS A LEVEL
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The year is 2034, the ice caps are melting but we finally got Encanto 2— forcibly called Encan2 by Disney. They kicked Jared bush off the project due to creative differences (he didn’t do what the Disney overlords asked of him)
Before the film came out Disney tried to purchase the entire country of Colombia. It did not work.
The film takes place five years into the future. Everyone is heterosexual. The plot is a gift swap and the OG songwriters have been replaced with all the song writers for ‘Wish.’ Alma dies at the end. Mirabels only character trait is ‘girlboss.’ Camilo finally gets some attention from the narrative but his only character trait is “I like a girl.” And nothing else happens expect for him liking a girl. Isabela and Dolores have five kids each.
Luisa also dies on screen too because the writers forgot how to write strong female characters so this was the alternative.
At one point Antonio looks into the camera and goes, “erm, he’s right behind me isn’t he?”
There is no god. Encanto 3,4,5 and 6 are announced right after.
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ITS MY FAVOURITE DISNEY PRINCESS
I redrew an old William piece for my birthday. And I'm happy to share it all with you.
And a wonderful friend of mine gave me an awesome William idea, so be on the lookout for that too 👁
List of taggyness - @dawnofiight @achios @vind3miat0r @paythesmith @puffin-smoke @sunsickcrab ( IM SO SORRY YOU ASKED TO BE ADDED TO THIS A WHILE AGO ��🙏 )
The jury is still out on the hair haha
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also "racist part of the redacted community" stop referring to yourself in third person
k so i totally understand the drama going around ab the "racist part of the redacted community" but like can we not make all, of the characters different races js because of that? like a LOT of the characters being g black or asian make a ton of sense but like it srsly doesnt make sense for a lot of em too😭
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