#i want to go to a freezer

[aetherbladedstick]

Why don't they have pierogi here 😭😭

[notbecauseofvictories]

The number of times I reach for, "I'll make a complicated baking project!!!!" because I know it'll take time and concentration (i.e., I can't focus on anything beyond the mechanical for a bit) and comes with a positive output that people who aren't me appreciate (i.e., desserts) makes me think I need other coping mechanisms.....and also that I might somehow understand those people who work out a lot.

[chaoswarfare]

dp x dc prompt #68

Danny’s ice core is very good for enjoying extremely cold temperatures without having to drag around a coat. It even helps cool him down in ghost form, and even in human form when there’s enough ambient ectoplasm.

The problem is that his human form has grown to completely rely on it to keep cool, so when there’s not enough ecto to use and his core has to choose between continuing keeping him semi-alive or continuing cooling him down? That’s when the problems start.

It really was just his luck that he chose to visit Metropolis and one of the more destructive rogues started tearing things apart while he was walking to the college he was scouting. And he really should have expected it when something exploded and suddenly the whole city seemed to be burning.

Clark took too long to get there. It wasn’t as much of a self deprecating thought as a fact. By the time he actually took down the criminal that started all this, three blocks were completely engulfed in flames.

His own heart stuttered when he heard a rapidly fluttering heart that kept stopping and starting erratically in the blaze, but he recovered quickly and swooped down to try and save whoever was unfortunate enough to get caught up in the destruction(he ignored how it seemed like it was already too late, and how he hadn’t seen anyone pull through with a heartbeat like that before.) and landed in the rubble that toppled into the street.

The teenager(oh god, it was a teenager, no older than Connor-) reached out and tangled a hand in his cape as soon as he was lifted off the ground. He kept trying to tug him down so Clark could hear him, and when he finally obliged, the kid took a deep breath and rasped:

“Put me in the freezer.”

…What??

[why-the-heck-not]

2nd batch of sourdough! Lots better than the first, actually got some crumb structure this time (bc the starter is finally ready for bread)

[muzzlemouths]

looking at the current DFtR vote rn like

[frog-with-no-therapy]

I want a spider X dcu but have Peter working at the league's base in space as a mechanic or a scientist, cause of course they will have the best material and information to help him make a way home. Except that Peter is weird.

Like, weird weird. Like, spider bite kind of weird with a hint of different culture from a different world kind of weird.

Listen most of his interactions with humans in their world is with them cause he's at the watchtower all the time, so his understanding of what is normal is a bit skew, and he probably also got used to acting more spidery, especially when in a lab or sm (courtesy of his time at the avenger tower where he doesn't really have to hide his spidery side)

Then you take into account him having a different kind of humour and a different set of memes and you have the whole justice league thinking he's secretly an alien

[yakultii]

microwave veg, chicken tenders, turmeric latte save me (yakultii sandwiches resumes tomorrow)

[altruistic-meme]

i hate having executive dysfunction and decision paralysis cus i have shit i need to get done today but im staring at the list of things to do and going "idk where to start :( guess ill just Sit Here until i magically decide" and internally in like "NO YOU HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING. YOU WILL WASTE THE WHOLE DAY" but externally im just chilling.

[keeps-ache]

i think i'm starting to really like writing again :D this will have consequences

[bitegore]

soliciting your favorite recipe using dandelions! any part of the plant works for me, i'm just eyeing the new crop this spring and thinking about what i can make that isn't salad

[everysongineverykey]

begging people to realize that the back warehouse of a grocery store is not a second, secret grocery store that has everything you need plus some extra secret items the first grocery store does not have

[notbecauseofvictories]

extremely pleased to get an email this morning from a coworker I've never met, saying HELLO YOU MADE THE COOKIES YESTERDAY! WILL YOU MAKE MORE AND SELL THEM TO ME.

[wbne]

what if the Blues and Reds were ex-freelancers

[starswallowingsea]

thinking of that post that's like being a picky eater as a kid just means i get to experience the joy of trying so many foods as an adult. i have some new foods planned for this week after i move including stir fried sweet and sour veggies + rice and omurice (really simple fried rice... may add veggies to it later if i like it but one step at a time). will let you guys know how it goes

[shatterthefragments]

“Thank you for choosing us”

I chose you bc you had online booking (which turned out not to be working) and next day and same day appointments available. And even the oil change alone turned out to be over $100 and I’ve been told that if it is I’m being ripped off (but maybe times just have truly increased the oil prices) and just. Could’ve saved a bit more than half the cost if I was just a bit more pushy and willing to jack the car up. But. Anyway. Might just go home, shower, and maybe cry a bit.

Also I feel like I have a cough but i might just need some liquid bc I can’t have my water bottle bc it touched way too much outside stuff that I picked up while waiting two hours :( idk. Maybe a nap. (Edit: ok yeah hydration is so important still tired but ah well)

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

Every time someone knocks on my door I experience a moment of pure dread where I worry it's someone trying to demand immediate entry who is either mad at me, or able to kick me out of my home if they see the wrong thing, or someone I used to know, and my whole body shakes just slightly while I get my phone and try to get it to load the security cam footage, which it NEVER does quickly when I actually need it to for some stupid reason, despite working fast as shit 100% of the rest of the time... While I try to calmly tell myself it's probably a package... And then I get to the door just while the guy is in the middle of writing a note to go to the post office for my package and he gives it to me, and I feel bad for taking so long...

But it's the same guy every time now, like he knows it takes me a hot minute, I am in the middle of keeping myself from spiraling into a panic attack and making sure my mom or sister wasn't stupid enough to let on where I live to anyone... Like he doesn't need to know why, but he knows it takes me a fucking minute to get to the door. He knows this. Like I feel bad for making you wait, but also... You know this by now?

And seriously, checking the camera because I am curious or heard a bird? Immediate. Trying to load the footage because someone is knocking on my fucking door "14% trying to connect :("... "Failed to connect :(" Fuck my stupid door camera. Turns out it's an apple product I think and I hate it.