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Live laugh love dilf!Kirishima
#he's such a himbo#and i love him#i need him#like please#i wish he would appear next to me so we could cuddle and watch reality tv while eating fast food#i want to be his husband#and who he holds when he falls asleep at night#is that too much to ask#dilf kirishima#kirishima ejirou
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i’d give this man the sloppiest head
#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#gojo satoru#satorugojo#jjk smut#my husband#gojo sensei#gojo smut#jujutsu kaisen satoru#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujustu kaisen#i want his kids#sorry lol
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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top 10 moments before disaster (dazai is about to step on his toes)
#day 9547860367 of drawing them in the hopes that the next chapter will be ada reunion. we will see.#ALSO HELP slamming my head into a brick wall i'm gonna get cancelled for glasses erasure one day istg. i'm sorry kuni#watch me once again exaggerate a barely visible height difference in canon bc idgaf dazai should get to be short for once in his life#anyway i hope skk eats shit i want knkdz back i miss them so fucking much#i pray and beg and sob every night kneeling at my bedside for dazai to go home and see his husband and son again#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#kunizai#lotus draws#uughhhhh posting at ungodly hours AGAIN this is gonna catch up to me one day istg
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aziracrow in the wild wild west 🌵
#good omens#gomens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#crowley x arizaphale#good omens fanart#good omens art#crowley would see aziraphale braid his horse’s hair and would be jealous#he wants to be that horse so bad#what do yall think aziraphale would name his horse?#ive been fics where it would be named after foods#love the idea crowley naming his horse bentley#i need aziracrow cowboy fics
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Always the bridesmaid never the bride
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#fiddleauthor#Emma may Dixon#I have fallen victim to that one art#the difference here is that Ford doesn’t feel the same#or even knows how Fiddleford feels#he’s just in the back admiring that cool new constellation#Emma hate ford after this but ford just assumes it’s cause he has 6 fingers and not cause he stole her man#and they were roommates#let Fiddleford be a bad husband/father!!#if ford wanted to run away with him Fiddleford would’ve#she’s his Emily to his Ross
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“It felt like it was meant to happen. Of course they do have sexual feelings for one another, but it mostly comes from a deep, deep love. When it happens there’s pain, there’s relief, there’s the feeling that it was inevitable. There are so many emotions involved in that sexual act that it couldn’t have been just jumping each other’s bones. [Laughs.]." — FRANÇOIS ARNAUD
#made this for...lesbianism purposes#the way even cesare was terrified of how unhinged lucrezia was here...catered to me specifically#i love when girls are batshit insane there will never be another lucrezia borgia like ever#interesting how the first thing she did when she slipped in his bed is making him hold Them#oh to be cesare borgia in this moment though#if juan was alive he'd be scratching at the door outside wanting in#finally giving in to their desire for each other after her loser ass husband's threw a hissy fit i'm crying#actually cesare's petty ass as well like the way he drew a question mark on alfonso's name hshahsh#lucrezia borgia#cesare borgia#the borgias#ceslu#cesare x lucrezia#tvedit#perioddramaedit#holliday grainger#francois arnaud#televisongifs#dailyflicks#by jen
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i. i just realised something about the kiss.
the way when aziraphale puts both of his hands on crowley's back, you can see them kinda shift so aziraphale isn't leaning. he held onto crowley for stability, and leaned in. pushed closer to him. he leaned forward. anyone ever says he didn't want the kiss im going to hunt you down because HE HELD CLOSE!!! HE KISSED BACK!!!!
EDIT: also im like WELL aware he kissed back i was even when i first watched it like its not a big revelation, its just that SOME people☠️ on TIKTOK☠️ KEEP SAYING HE WAS DISGUSTED BY THE KISS???? like i swear some people are watching a different show entirely
#HE KISSED BACK. ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE I SWEAR TO GOD.#HE WANTS THE KISS!! ITS JUST THAT A PART OF HIM FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!#HE FEELS BAD FOR WANTING IT#even if they spent so long dismantling his belief of 'we're on opposite sides'#hes just always going to feel that way deep down#he wants the kiss. its just that why did it have to happen that way.#good omens#gos2 spoilers#aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#azirafell#good omens 2#'i forgive you' maybe in the way that the kiss can be seen as a temptation#like in the garden of eden#but crowley is the apple. he is the forbidden fruit
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thinking a lot abt how grumley hardly ever takes his armor off. I just want him to be safe and comfy
#legends of avantris#uprooted#dimwits of dimwood#grumley uprooted#booker uprooted#peggy uprooted#bitsy uprooted#hazel uprooted#they mean. so much to me#I just like the idea of grumley being taken care of and not really being used to it#and just being so overwhelmed with happiness and love#THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME#I FEEL THE NEED TO CLARIFY THAT THIS IS MEANT TO BE POLYROOT#I mean like read it however u want but this is grumley and his husband and his two wives#I don’t include bitsy in the ship but she’s there too bc I wanted to draw her
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Rereading Dickens Christmas Carol for the first time in a long time. And the more I reread, the more it strikes me how seamlessly a queer reading could slip within these pages. Not an especially twee reading, wherein all Scrooge's troubles start and end with grief over Jacob Marley's death. For we know that Scrooge was a "Tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner!" And we know that he and Marley were "two kindred spirits"
And perhaps that very fact makes the similarities to queer life, unintended as they most likely were by Mr. Dickens, achingly poignant to me. Scrooge is, we're told, "secret and self-contained and solitary as an oyster." How much that resonates, for so many of us who shield our innermost selves but from a select group of friends. And we know that Scrooge and Marley were, at the very least, certainly that for one another. Scrooge is Marley's sole mourner; his sole executor and beneficiary; and even Dickens notes, "friend." How reminiscent is that of queer couples across history, estranged from their families?
Scrooge lives in a set of chambers that once belonged to Marley—clearly Dickens wanted us to believe Scrooge gave up his own dwellings after Marley's death to economize. But with only a flicker of change, those chambers become _their chambers, rented by Marley as the senior member of the couple. The place is so desolate Dickens notes "one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and have forgotten the way out again." The perfect abode for two queer misers who wanted no one prying into their business.
Marley's name is still above the door of Scrooge's counting-house: a mark by which, no doubt, Dickens meant to convey Scrooge such a penny-pincher he couldn't bother to have it changed. But a thing can be both! mark of frugality to ludicrous excess and! mark of mourning. "sometimes," Dickens opines, "People new to the
business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him."
This is why "death of the author" matters so much, in expanding our interpretations of texts. It is vastly far from the lens Dickens would have intended. But, the idea of a ghost of queerness, so taboo in the society it could barely be glanced at sidewise in this tale that is all about the inexplicable and yet that lingers over everything becomes an astonishing lens through which to read this book. Thinking of Scrooge as a queer man, his "melancholy dinner at his usual melancholy tavern" becomes a eerie prefiguring of the hollowness of days spent by Isherwood's A Single Man. In this universe, little wonder Scrooge doubly hates mention of time with family, marriage, etc. when the precise nature of his grief is both unacknowledged and unacknowledgable.
And readings like this are vital, because the uncomfortable truth is, discrimination doesn't "discriminate between sinners and saints", to borrow a Miranda phrase. It is easy, in my liberal circles, to fight for queer people who hold "the good sorts of politics". But what about men like Michael Hess, culpable for supporting Reagan even as his contemptuous homophobia let the aids epidemic run rampant? How much harder is it to remember Michael had a partner? That he deserves empathy and compassion for being practically tarred and feathered out of the party upon his own aids diagnosis?
Expanding our imaginative universes to include queerness, not as redemptive panacea, but merely as one aspect of identity, personality, often in vicious conflict with others. Even! as we consider those stories equally worthy of being told feels vital if we're ever to truly express the complexity of what queer humanity looks like.
#forgive my less than articulate maundering#am currently listening to a truly splendid full-cast adaptation of said#Christmas Carol#and wanted to jot these things down before I forgot them in the flow of the work.#Scrooge as both! cruel bastard bitching about half a crown he'll pay Bob even though he won't be in the office on Christmas#fuming about his pockets being picked as he scathingly condemns the poor for not throwing themselves#into the oh! so! generous work-houses. And _also! deeply bereaved husband just makes him so! much more _alive and fascinating to me#if anyone knows of good Marley/Scrooge longfic where not an inch! of their dastardliness is sanded off I'd _kill for it#Jacob Marley#Ebenezer Scrooge#Ebenezer Scrooge/Jacob Marley#queer stuff#history#book babbling#lit geekery
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#what a fucking NERD#Also poor aziraphale he just wanted a lil welcome back kiss from his hot goth boyfriend#pair of idiots i tell thee#good omens#gomens#good omens 2#aziraphale x crowley#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowley x aziraphale#my gifs
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
#im actually not okay im never getting over this#this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't#no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al#this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS#HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS#how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant#i need psychiatric help#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#go s2
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Christmas time always brings me back to them
#hi guys not dead just soooo busy#i want to draw them again forever#they are my confort zone#happy holidays everyone#ineffable husbands#good omens#fanart#my art#sketch#air conditioning#otp#a/c#procreate#book omens#art#aziraphale#crowley
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#good omens#crowley#anthony j crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#good omens season 2#good omens fanart#crowley fanart#my art#this was a sketch I drew for one of my patrons#but I got the urge to fully render it out lol#so I really have no excuses for this#other than I wanted to draw Crowley with his stupidly gorgeous long mane of red wavy hair#fanart#digital art#fanwork
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my first piece for the Ineffable Histories project! (link!)
#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#Crowley is on the opposite side cuz I wanted to show his little gold snake tattoo#those glasses were fun to draw#still thinking about that snake in a beehive line of thought though
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a few rendacted doodles bc i miss him </3
close ups under the cut!!
#num draws#ren posting#redacted posting#digital art#yandere#fanart#yandere vn#14dwy#14 days with you#14dwy ren#14dwy redacted#14dwy fanart#i wanted to both redacted and ren n then i wanted a third one… so ren with his hair unstyled 💀#why do they look different everytime i draw em tho.#anyway. my husband </3#god i miss 14dwy#im worried this looks stupid. urg.#ANYWAY yeah rendacted my beloved#doodle dumps are fun… i like doing em#im probably gonna be doing those a lot more now 💀 LMFAOO
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