#i want them down my throat

[iloveyoutodeathbutimdrowning]

ok so first of all what a stunning human being

but also i can’t get over how massive his hand is like as someone who has really fucking small hands could you imagine simply holding his hand or having it wrapped around your throat not the point though not the point

i am and have always been a hand girly but something about his hands specifically bring out a side of me that i didn’t know existed

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???

[saturnaous]

fucked up. I want to play pool but instead I’m drawing them playing pool. what the fuck.

[im-smart-i-swear]

coming back home.

@barrenclan

[wasyago]

oh boy, what are we doing to do with you now...

[sternentreue]

Imagine your canon Warden, Hawke, Inquisitor and Rook and their respective LI on a quadruple date - how will it go?

[your-fuccked-up-dad-volume100]

Hey (With the intention of being murderously obsessed and possessive of you).🔪

[scary-monsters]

finished dinokat wedding portraits 🧡 please click for better quality, i worked rlly hard on these 😭 our wedding would be in the fall, with a theme of avocado green and burnt orange

[rbtlvr]

AND ANOTHER THING. i know that on a meta level this is literally just How Video Game Bosses Work. but also with how well the game mechanics work into the story in many other cases i don't think it's unreasonable to look at it from an in universe perspective

SO

i think it really says something that loop only uses their stronger attacks in their second phase. i think it really says something that you have to bring them down to 0hp four (4) times, attacking them repeatedly + proving that you are willing to genuinely hurt/kill them, before they'll use their most powerful attacks on siffrin

[storytellermp3]

if one more person puts untagged elon musk or trump on my feed im going to kill someone

[rin-may-1103]

[courtney-deserved-better]

telling myself i can't start another tdwt rewrite but dear god do i want to write one focusing on alejandro and courtney in this weird situationship thats a lot more nuanced than just alejandro manipulating courtney and her falling for it. like theyre best friends they dont trust each other theyre the same person they dont know anything about the other one theres a mutual attraction theyre pining for other people theyre codependent they dont care about each other theyre platonic soulmates like i just want to do a deep dive into how messy that relationship couldve been building off of their friendship that exists in my head except the line between romantic and platonic is so fucking blurred they have no idea what they are to the other person

[ovrour]

guys…im cooking up some things😏

[aranciadotcom]

i love being in this fandom x

so real 😔 <3 (it's so funny when people call giz a third wheel)

also i saw someone call gizmo chris and joy's "practice child" and now i'm just contemplating that

girl that's not how incest works but you do you ig (i'm not agreeing with the sibling thing btw)

i... 😨

y'all what did joy do to you guys i'm scared

don't you DARE compare chris and joy to that monstrosity of a relationship 💀 /hj

(wait i feel like a miraculous au would actually be so fun!!! joy as a fashion designer and chris as a model would EATTT)

(but the thing is, they wouldn't know that they're both heroes who fight along each other AND they would have a weird love square thingy with themselves and their identities but they eventually like each other and have a relationship in the end AHSHSJSHSJSH 💕💕💕💕I AM COOKING AND BURNING 💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️)

no bc every time i go to this video, there's new comments saying they're basically marinette and adrien and now i want to cry bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS THEM 😭

GOODBYE THAT IS SUCH AN INSULT TO CHRIS 😭/lh

obviously, i got this from a video on tiktok bc... yeah but the comments were so funny TT_TT. most of them had the occasional "they're siblings/cousins" comments in there and they were debating with the person who uploaded the video. like,,, one person even said they have the SAME EYE COLOUR??? HELLO???

[samuel-de-champagne-problems]

i want him. i want him.

[y-rhywbeth2]

Bizzare statement, but Lolth and Corellon as depicted in Evermeet: Island of the Elves are divorce goals for many of the toxic relationships involving my characters.

It's a regular trashfire; my OG dysfunctional, abusive divine family from before the Bhaalspawn obsession kicked in. Throw the whole thing out! Partly why I enjoy using a BG2 tie-in to make my Durge a child of Bhaal and kind of the Seldarine for double the dysfunction, maybe.

Corellon is implied to be a tad obsessed with his gf (not even sure what's happening with Angharradh. 'I declare myself Queen and consort,' meanwhile Corellon's not even looking at her because he's busy looking at Lolth.)

Lolth finds him smothering. Vhaeraun and Eilistraee are neglected. Eilistraee is slightly better treated, but she's also noted to resemble her mother which uhhhh. Eilistraee is 'my child,' Vhaeraun is 'your mother's son.' And even Eilistraee's idea of optimism is; 'if I do something to please father (by recovering one of my mother's lost creations she made for him) maybe he'll divert his attention from obsessing over mother for five seconds and show me an iota of affection!'

Meanwhile Vhaeraun long ago gave up trying and hates them both, and his sister because at least Corellon likes her and Lolth doesn't seem to be physically and verbally abusing her.

"I am Angharradh," the new goddess said in a voice that was wind, moonlight, and music. "From the essence of the three greatest elven goddesses am I born. I am three and I am one—three to ensure that treachery never again enters the heart of a goddess of Arvandor, and one to stand at Corellon's side." Angharradh stooped and touched her hand lightly to Corellon's forehead, and again to his heart. The wounds closed, and the dark aura that clung to him seemed to part. The elf lord opened his eyes at last. They settled, not on the wondrous Angharradh, but upon Araushnee. His gaze held terrible heartbreak and equally strong resolve. "A great evil has entered our midst," he said in a dry whisper. "We must confront it now, for the sake of the Seldarine and all our elven children. The Council is convened. Let any who would, speak freely."

-

Corellon looked into Araushnee's malevolent crimson eyes, marvelling that he had never truly seen her before. She stood taut and defiant, her fists balled at her sides and her entire slender form quivering from the effort it took her to keep from striking out at him. Where did it come from—this rage, this terrible ambition? "What is this that you have done?" he said softly. "What could you possibly hope to gain by such actions? If there is anything that you lacked, you had only to speak and I would have given it to you with joy." "Exactly," snarled Araushnee. "You would have given. True power is not given, but seized! As to your 'great gifts,' I held in my hands the destinies of mortal beings—but was my own ever mine to command? You treated me like some cherished and cosseted possession, while standing in the way of everything I desired!" "Not so," Corellon told her gently. "Never did I show you such disrespect. I loved you." "And you will yet live to regret it," she hissed.

And then he - instead of killing her as everybody, including Lolth, knows would be the better option for the safety of everyone - banishes her. Fuck the wellbeing of your children - mortal and divine - as well as other mortals of Toril!