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Art x reader meeting the readers parents and it's an absolute mess:(
(bonus points if he finds her old room and plays with her calico critters and plushies)
ok my brain automatically went to older! art sooooâŠ


your parents knew 2 things about your new boyfriend.
1- heâs successful.
and 2- heâs a couple years older than you.
a couple years is an understatement.
but you figured once they met him and saw how sweet he treated you it wouldnât matter!
this did not turn out to be the case.
your mom and dad took one look at him and made a snap judgment.
they knew his type, (supposedly.)
old money. a younger girl on his arm. cold and aloof. power hungry.
itâs a shame. this couldnât be farther from the truth.
art donaldson may be a weapon on the court, but behind closed doors heâs the little spoon who makes you heart shaped pancakes.
âso. where did the two of you meet?â your mother asks, more to be pleasant and less because she wants to know the answer.
âat work,â you said , fondly remembering the exchange, âhe was-â
âheckling my daughter in the workplace?â
âmom.â you warn âno.â
âhoney,â your dad reigns her in
she huffs and crosses her arms in defeat.
âi was needing some more tennis equipment, actually.â art chimes in,
âyeah he was looking for these fancy sweatbands but we didnât carry any, we just sort of got to talking.â
your dad gave you both a soft smile
âwell, you seem to make our little girl very happy.â
incoming call from: tashi
âspeaking of little girl, thatâs probably her saying goodnight. excuse me.â
art very politely stepped out onto the porch.
âhe has a kid?â your mothers eyes looked like they could pop out of her head at any second. âhonestly why on earth would you think this is a good idea?â
âyes he does and sheâs very sweet. her names lily.â you said firmly.
âso what? youâre gonna be a stepmom in your early twenties? is that what you want?â
âi wanted to introduce the person i love to my parents. but obviously that was a bad idea.â
your dad ushers your mom into their bedroom. he gives you a apologetic glance before he closes the door.
you stood there, frozen in the entryway for an unknown amount of time. as long as it took for art to finish his call and rest his hands on your shoulders from behind.
âhey hey, whatâs the matter? what happened?â
you didnât realize you were crying until you started to speak. well, tried to speak anyway.
âthey,â you sniffed, âsheâŠiâm sorry,â
âoh honey,â he pulled you into a hug.
you buried your face in his toned chest.
âi shouldâve known this would happenâ you heaved, gripping his shirt.
âshh, shh itâs ok. this is most definitely not your fault.â
he stroked your back and pressed feather light kisses to your hairline until you calmed down. when you removed yourself there was a wet patch right in the middle of his torso.
âletâs go upstairs, yeah?â he suggested gently.
he was almost using his dad voice.
you nodded, grabbed his coarse hand and guided him up the steps.
âso this is your childhood bedroom?â
art took in the whimsy filled room. the ceiling was only about a foot taller than him.
âthe one and only.â you managed to crack a smile.
it was just how youâd left it at 18. the walls were pink and green. a choice youâd made at 7 and never got around to changing.
youâre glad you never painted over it now, though. it makes you feel innocent again, like a time capsule you can walk into.
art strolled around the room. looking at drama club trophies that lined the bookshelf, the collection of calico critters and the photo booth films stuck on your mirror.
there was a good amount of dust on everything. it caused a pit in your stomach to open up.
âyou ok?â
âyeahâ you nodded, âjust got a little carried away by nostalgia.â
art wasnât sure if touch would be the right thing for you right now, so he opened his arms, giving you the option.
you hugged him without a second thought. like an instinct. you squeezed him with all your might, like a stress ball. art hardly felt it, though.
figures.
âmeeting my family will go better. my grandmas already looking forward to it.â
you lifted your head to look at him.
âreally?â
such a simple sentence gave you butterflies.
âyeah,â he chuckled, like it was obvious âiâve told her all about you.â
you truly didnât know what to say. so touched by the sincerity and excitement in his tone. it. it caused you to break into a smile, a real smile, for the first time since youâd got to your parents house.
âiâd like that very much.â
#iâve never had a calico critter#i want one so effing bad#art donaldson fic#art donaldson#art donaldson fluff#art donaldson imagine#art donaldson x you#art donaldson fanfic#art donaldson x reader
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Does dnpblr do fic/art exchanges. I want to write dan and or Phil with sternum tattoo and for someone to draw it. its all I think about having one myself and so maybe my dan and Phil sickness will resolve my personal sickness
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my awesome dean of the college of cardinals thomas lawrence fanart
#jamtam(fan)art#jamtam(sketch)art#thomas lawrence#ik all the uh chastity stuff comes from book lomeli but i Know movie lawrence is just as repressed#have u seen how he stares. he wants ANY cookie so effing bad#the one downside to the format of movie is we dont get the 20 pages of lawrence talking to himself ab how much he wants to be put down#put down like an old dog. when reading the book ab halfway thru i was legit scared we were gonna watch him walk into oncoming traffic
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With your eyes so green and your pinkish theme
#digital art#artwork#fanart#quick doodle#sonic fanart#amy rose#digital illustration#shadow the hedgehog#shadamy#shadow x amy#sonic x amy#sonic the hedghog fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sonamy#one sided sonamy#sonic x chili dogs#I gave up on the background so I just doused it in purple#itâs way too late 5 AM ARE YOU KIDDING ME#still have commissions to do sign#anyways back to the shadamy chamber with me#one side shadamy#yearning shadow my beloved#he wants that cookie so effing bad
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#âïŸrandom âł theyluvkarolina â#formula one#f1#formula 1#lando norris#franco colapinto#formula racing#he wants that cookie so effing bad#i need someone to look at me the way lando looks at franco
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Right so what if Danny became a psychologist instead of Jazz?
His friends and family died protecting him. So when he runs away and starts a new life, he adopts traits from all of them (both as a way of grieving and a way to honor them). For Tucker and Sam, Danny splits his free time between being a white hat hacker and a vocal environmental activist. For his parents, he adopts more of their eccentric personality. When he's not in a professional setting, he is loud and in your face about the latest thing he's been working on (he's also just about the most loyal person you can meet).
And for Jazz, his precious big sister, Danny decides to excel in the career path she never got the chance to enter. He resolves to fulfill her goal of helping out those society has deemed irredeemable. The ones nobody else can or wants to help. The first one he starts with, is the Joker.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#winter's tales#twisting yourself into a hodge podge of your loved ones personalities and aspirations isn't healthy#in caee i needed to point that out#but danny was in a bad mental state for a while and needed to start a new life anyway so....#he's more well adjusted now but still#i'ma be honest i just kinda wanted danny channeling his inner jazz#as he systematically breaks down the joker's arguments and persona#without ever breaking eye contact#this is the result of that one scene running away from me#just like these tags#but oh well we press on#because i also want to explain#how effing hilarious it is to think about the batfam getting word about a new employee at arkham#which already has them in panic mode#and then they find out he's working with joker!?#double panic#then they talk with him and he sounds like he has a whole box of screws loose with the way he rambles on#alright everybody prepare for a new rogue to hit the streets soon!#until they get their hands on the first session danny had with joker#and he's clearly not the same guy they talked to weeks ago#his personality is just way too different#what the hell is going on?
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my first custom plush commission! wayne hylics plush for mr. gone... thank you so much!!!
#WAYNEEEE hes awesome. i want one for myself so effing bad.#wayne hylics#hylics#hylics 2#handmade#yow's embroidery#plush maker
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Drew william in that new bts picture.... frothing. Heres the cropped ref btw

#william afton#five nights at freddy's#fnaf movie#five nights at freddys#fnaf#steve raglan fnaf#silly little guy#he is wife#william afton fnaf#steve raglan fanart#william afton fanart#im kissing him#i want him so fucking bad#please#one chance please#once is enough#i wanna freak him so effing bad#sorry#im not normal#ill die i guess
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and now where the hell is he looking
#This is so funny to me like what else would he be looking at#No one else in this photo is looking in that direction like theyâre looking slightly off in the distance but heâs like fully head turned#I can see the fucking face heâs making in my mind#Also just objectively hilarious photo to not see his face but the stupid fuckass mohawk#cobra kai#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#eli moskowitz#Obligatory âhe wants that cookie so effing badâ
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for drawing rqsâŠ. may we have a coopierre
So nice you see him twice
#drawntracks#cscoop#smplive#highcraft#i got lazy on the second one#ill do better ones soon dude i got like 5 seperate cooper rqs I CANT#they want that fish so effing bad bro
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I can't believe mc used that line and it worked when Barbatos's Dark Santa gloves look like this:
#both barbatos and mc are that âhe wants that cookie so effing badâ meme#not going to talk about the âomg barbatos đłđł your hands are soooo big đ„”đłđłđ„”â dialogue option#they knew what they were about with that one.#i can never change my blog title i fear#i'm not actually reading this event besides skimming for triworlds/the trio because they're the only characters i gaf about unfortunately đ€#obey me#obey me barbatos#barbatos x mc#barbatos
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#he wants that cookie so effing bad
bonus:
#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#veilguard spoilers#da4 spoilers#dragon age#emmrook#emmrich x rook#rookrich#emmrich volkarin#dragon age veilguard spoilers#datv#dragon age gifs#dragon age edit#my gifs#THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER. IM SCRATCHING AT THE WALLS#'he want that cookie so effing bad' has become part of my daily vocabulary like i can't stop saying it#my roommate can attest to this <3#bless whoever animated all these Looks that rook and emmrich give each other#especially that first one???? good LORD they are so down bad for each other it's crazy#also i lose my SHIT every time i watch the scene where emmrich fucking climbs back into the coffin so they can fuck nasty again#like DAMN calm down peepaw rook's not going anywhere#truly ridiculous how much emmrook occupies my brain space
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Me when the writers wrote the line âI know you think that that mohawk defined who you are, but it didnât. Not to me.â and then expected people to NOT interpret it as gay
#another reason I will be tweaking if they do make them canon but one-sided bc like. itâs so mutual im going nuts#he never saw Hawk he always saw ELI đđ#like even when he was in his raging brick-eater crashout era he still just wanted his bestie back <//33#that entire scene with them in 4x06 makes me start tweaking#itâs not gonna be as fun if youâre not there???? it was the best thing that ever happened to me??? NOT TO ME???????#who wrote this dialogue I need to give them a big fat wet kiss#they both want that cookie so effing bad#binary boyfriends#hawkmetri#cobra kai#ck
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s7 episode 21 âje souhaiteâ thoughts
welcome back to M2LS for the newest episode liveblog!
i have to say, this feels monumental. we are almost at the end of s7. i know a lot of people enjoy this episode, and iâm in the mood for something light and airy before we descend into the s8 angst.Â
yes, you must recall that i googled this show and read the wikipedia page a year ago before i started watching it, so i know some things. but to be honest, iâm kind of sickly excited for the s8 angstđthere are some particular tropes at play that iâm looking forward to investigating.
but! we have to get there first. and i plan on getting all of my s7 stuff around before watching the finale for cliffhanger reasons. and also, my posting will probably get way less regular very shortly⊠but it was a brilliant year of 2 or 3 posts a week that we shared.Â
anyway. let us get comfy and cozy and started!
reading the description⊠a man without a mouth� a corpse without a head? a genie?? what will mulder wish for!! and why the french title⊠lmao. let us see
(post-episode thoughts: peace and love. and also may i SPECIFICALLY note goodwill toward men!!!!)
we open in missouri. someone is looking for anson, who is reading a magazine filled with pictures of boats. i support him chilling in a storage unit and looking at boats instead of working.Â
he hasnât cleared out 407! oh. donât tell him he wonât amount to anything! âa monkey could do this job, right, jay?â âwell, you canât, so whatâs that say about you?â <- OOP! jay commands him to go clean out 407 THIS INSTANT!
he cracks the lock on the storage unit, which is filled with old furniture covered in plastic. and many cobwebs. and a rug. with something in it! it jumps! then unrolls it as spooky music playsâŠ. OH! a woman? with a gem under her eye! was chilling in the rug!
she opens her eyesâŠ. and he seems to have vanished! jay comes back to the carpet rolled out. but then jay starts to grunt. HE LOST HIS MOUTH? well. that must be the guy without a mouth part of the episode explained.
how will bro eat or drink!!!
intro time⊠literally GET spooky with it. i love the scene of baby agents with the guns. very short intro. we must have an action-packed episode.
mulder is at the desk, asking someone- who i presume to be jay- if he can get him some coffee, or water, or anything. he shakes his head no. probably because he has no mouth. and mulder goes over more paperwork, bouncing his pen around. i do love that man.
OHHH SCULLY⊠she opens the door, says good morning, and then makes a very funny face at mulder when she realizes there is someone else in their space. AWWWW. my princess :(
LMAOOOO her pointing and mouthing âwho is that?â I LOVE HERRRR!
LMAOOOOO, THE WAY SHE GASPS WHEN SHE SEES HIS FACE AND THEN CATCHES HERSELF WITH A âNICE TO MEET YOUâ <- THAT IS MY QUEEN!!! she wants to be POLITE!!!
it seems jay cannot say certain words. mulder shows scully the pictures of his mouthlessness, while jay says that anson did this to him. so i guess they cut him a new mouth somehow. which is good, all things considered! glad he found a doctor who could do that.
so anson told jay to shut up and then⊠jay had no mouth. yeah. anson was found several days later, but refused questioning. mulder points out they had nothing on anson- but politely!
âthey had to make me a whole new mouthâ, replies jay, and that would also make me so mad, so i sympathize
poor guy is mopping up his new mouth bloodâŠ
the agents head to mark twain trailer court in missouri, which must have been a long drive slash flight.
scully is telling mulder about the effects of a disease known as scleroderma, which is the overproduction of collagen, and i love her so dearly. there is so much tenderness in my heart for her. but mulder is like⊠that doesnât just happen in a blink of an eye! mulder shoulder grabâŠ.
sheâs still coming up with various medical reasons for a vanished mouth. and i see this episode was written and directed by our friend vince. tbh, i canât really remember if he has a certain style of episode. iâll probably figure it out along the way.Â
(so. i see he's a little shippy at moments)
LMAO, SCULLY GRABS HIM AS THEY SEE THE GIANT BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAILER PARK⊠this show is so funnyyyyy sometimes.
anson sees them approach, saying they must be from the IRS, and warns someone named leslie to get rid of them. scully says hi :) and leslie starts to stutter that the boat is not theirs! theyâre⊠holding it for someone else. âand they pay the taxes on itâ âoookayâ <- AWWWW. i love her reactions when people are being weird.
leslie tries to shut the door in their faces, but mulder does not allow this. oh, leslie is ansonâs brother. mulder sees someone in the back⊠and says hello. she looks goth.
leslie says jayâs mouth thing comes from chemicals. like, one time, his brother found a guy with a meth lab in the storage unit, so, they should check that out. LMAO.
mulder declares he knows what is going on here⊠then they investigate the storage unit of mystery. he finds a calendar from 1978, and scully says itâs too bad, this furniture is really wonderful. (my heart skipped a few beats at her admiration of it all)
itâs expensive- very expensive. tell us more about your fancy furniture knowledge, queen. maybe anson stole something from in here and then dipped. and then used the money to buy a boat⊠âthereâs your crime: theftâ
my heart is just overcome with love for these two. idk what is wrong with me on this fine evening. maybe nothing is wrong with me and everything is supremely right.Â
mulder finds a picture in a frame and calls her over. itâs a picture of a guy with three women surrounding him- one of which was the goth lady from the trailer! chilling in a fancy car. queen. and she hasnât aged at all, despite the photo being very old.Â
anson says that he has two down, nothing to show for it. âyou got the boatâ points out leslie. which anson declares has done him no good! goth lady says itâs like a white elephant. âso what the hell did you give it to me for?â âbecause you asked for itâ <- ohhhh, clock his tea!!! he argues that he shouldnât have had to specify the boat should have gone in some water!
this genie queenâŠ.Â
OH. leslie says maybe he could use the last wish to get rid of the boat, and anson threatens to put him in a home. now, i can support slacking off at work, but i cannot support this sort of language. genie is playing with the TV remote that is in the shape of a womanâs body. classy
âyou could always give that guy his mouth backâ LMAOOOOÂ
leslie suggests money. an infinite number of wishes. she kills both of those ideas quick.Â
âyou know, i have a thought. granted, itâs pretty obviousâ (she gestures to leslieâs wheelchair) LMAOOO they donât pick up on what she is saying at ALLLLLLLÂ
anson FINALLY says he is absolutely ready: he wishes he could turn invisible at will. use it to sneak around, pick up stock tips, snoop on women. james bond stuff. she tells him it is unoriginal. and then declares that it is done.Â
BUT HE DIDNâT SPECIFY THE CLOTHES PART, LMAOOOO. absolute rookie mistake.
so he strips right there. she asks him to please turn invisible. and he does! then he goes for a walk. runs straight into some trash cans. he is on his way. hollering about being invisible.Â
goth genie disappears. her work is done. anson runs around, invisibly kicking and pushing stuff. sees some women across the street. presses the crosswalk to approach them in a creepy man fashion. but the cars canât see him!!! and he gets hit by a tractor trailer!!!Â
well. instant justice for objectifying those women.
an undisclosed amount of time later, a biker trips over his rotting invisible corpse.
scully is here. an empty stretcher is pulled into her lab. and the assistants ask if they can leave. an autopsy on an invisible guy! that has to be new for her.
she traces his figure. looking for that glowy powder. gently taps it onâŠ.. she looks so excited. LMAOOO, LOOK AT HER HAVING FUN WITH IT. girl is gonna need soooo much of that stuff. she makes out a face!!!
eventually, she has made the whole guy yellow. and mulder comes by to antagonize her. the body has a perfect match to ansonâs dental records- scully thinks he must have been hit by a car or truck. âand heâs invisibleâ âyes, he isâ <- she seems soooo excited. iâm happy for her.
OHHH, she says it is the best thing she has seen in their 7 years working together. it will change the boundaries of science! she is covered in yellow powder, and he looks at her like sheâs the whole world, which she is.
mulder says it is amazing, but he doesnât think it has anything to do with science. sad scully face. he looked up that guy from the photograph they found back in the storage unit- turns out he made $30 million in a year. and then died of⊠hold on, let me google something. she is sooo taken aback by whatever it is he says.
ah. death by extreme boner. LOOK AT HER FACEEEE, she does not wanna think about that, LMAOOOOOO
he thinks the mystery woman is the link between the strange old man and anson's case, and therefore they ought to investigate. but scully wants to stay with the body to make sure no one comes and messes with it- it is truly amazing. and he nods and smiles. she is still covered in yellow. i love her soooo much.Â
back at the trailer park, âyou suckâ has been written on leslieâs boat, while mulder tells him he is very sorry for his loss. leslie wants to know if his brother suffered- mulder says no, but asks about the invisible thing. and then where the woman went. he thinks she is a genie! and then they start singing a song together. good for them, i suppose.
leslie says he doesnât know what mulder talking about. and mulder says you should hand me the object containing the genie right now- for your own safety. leslie wheels away. grabs a case of something. hands it to mulder. who tells him he is doing the right thing. did he really give him it?? i donât buy itâŠ
scully is taking a million pictures of invisible man while leslie goes back to the storage unit to see if the genie has returnedâŠ
OHH, scully doesnât want to leave the dead guy. âcome on, heâs not going anywhereâ <- OHHH HER PAINED EXPRESSION⊠I LOVE HERRR. and she says âbyeâ to the body before leaving, then tells mulder so excitedly that a group of researchers will be flying in from harvard to inspect him!!
she investigates the little box leslie gave him⊠which mulder says is what the brothers keep their weed in. LMAO, HER FACE AGAIN- THIS WOMAN IS KILLLLLING ME.
why do i feel the body is going to go missingâŠ.
OH! mulder pulls up a video of mussolini which has the genie woman next to him, LMAOOOO. i did not see that coming. he ran her image through the facial recognition database and then the national archives. AWW. he is so clever.Â
and then sheâs with nixon!!! âboth men who got all the power they ever wished for and then lost itâ <- ohhhâŠ. very interesting. maybe the act of wishing is doomed in itself⊠or maybe their wishes were stupid, and mulder can come up with the perfect ones.
back at the storage unit, leslie has found the genie!!! âcan we just get this over with, please? three wishes. goâ <- LMAOOO I LOVE HER. so she must live in the rug and he brought the rug back to the boat.
she gestures to leslie and says âyour disabilityâ âŠ. LMAOOOOOO, HE SAYS HE COULD WISH FOR A SOLID GOLD WHEELCHAIR- BAHAHA, KING!!!
but there is something he wants more than a solid gold wheelchair. is he going to wish for his brother back? what will happen to the body if he does??
scully presents the body to the team of researchersâŠ. but thereâs nothing there. NOOOOOO, POOR THING. sheâs reaching for him and coming up with nothing.
anson is a zombie!! leslie is not pleased. he did not ask to bring him back to normal- just back. another technicality oversight.
so leslie wishes zombie anson could talk- even though genie says no, you donât- he insists. and zombie anson just opens his mouth and SCREAMS.
OH, POOR SCULLY SAYS SHE SHOULD SHOOT HERSELF AS MULDER INVESTIGATES WHERE THE BODY WASâŠ. NOOOO QUEEN, NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!! she was so happy. she thinks it was too good to be true. in her sweet green sweater. mulder says he thinks the disappearance was the result of a wish. who would want anson back?Â
cut back to the boat with leslie, where anson is STILL SCREAMING, LMAOOO. he asks leslie what he did to him. leslie wheels away, muttering he wasted two wishes on him. anson turns on the stoveâŠ. he tries to light a match as leslie plans his third wish.Â
the agents return to the boat as anson tries to light a match. leslie decides on his final wish: LEGS!!! but anson lights the match and blows the whole place up just as he makes his choice! the agents are nearly blown away!!! SCULLY BLOWING HER HAIR OUT OF HER FACE AS SHE IS SPRAWLED ON THE PAVEMENT, LMAOOO
and the rug THUDS behind them.Â
THEY FIND THE GENIE!!!! he asks to call her jen. scully wants an explanation!!! mulder wants to know if she is a good or evil genie! âthe only thing you people are cursed with is stupidityâ <- get their asses. people have not changed a bit, she says. but they smell better now.Â
âyouâre saying that you have been a firsthand witness to 500 years of human historyâ <- oh scully, you big nerd, i would ask the same question.
she says she used to be human in 15th century france. she unrolled a rug. found a genie. asked for a mule, a sack that was always full or turnips (amazing!), and thenâŠ. great power and a long life. but in french, of course. hence the title of the episode. she says she should have been more specific.Â
she wants to know if sheâs under arrest, and scully is like⊠well, canât think of anything you did, so feel free to go. but she canât! mulder has to make his wishes! bro begins to contemplate.Â
will his overthinking prove worthwhile?
back in his apartment, the genie says she doesnât think scully likes her very much, LMAO. âoh, i donât think she knows what to make of youâ <- a very measured response. and he doesnât know what to make of her either!
he tries to ask what her wish would be⊠she wants to live life moment-by-moment instead of worrying about what it isnât. sheâd drink coffee and watch the world go by.Â
âyou say that most people make the wrong wishes, right?â âwithout fail. itâs like giving a chimpanzee a revolverâ LMAOO
he thinks the trick would be to make a wish that benefits everyone.Â
he asks for peace on earth. she groans. âwhat the hellâs wrong with that? you canât do it?â and then itâs done. he looks out the windowâŠ.. everyone is gone!!!! NOOOOOOOO. he asks for scully, LMAOOO. aww, he goes back to their officeâŠ. calls out for anyoneâŠ. looks for skinnerâŠâŠ calls the genie back. âyou know damn well that is not what i meantâÂ
LMAOOOO, SHE IS BULLYING HIMMM
AND HE WISHES TO UNDO THE WISH AND STARTS YELLING AT HER⊠BUT HE IS IN SKINNERâS OFFICE AND HIM AND A TON OF OTHER PEOPLE REAPPEAR IN A MEETING WHILE HE IS TEARING INTO HER
âi think there another possibility here, and thatâs just that youâre a BITCHâ <- LMAOOOO
NOOOOOOO, SKINNER HEARS ALL THIS!!!
so mulder is typing up his final wish on the computer so he can get it PERFECT using super legal language that CANNOT be misinterpreted.
in comes scully, saying skinner called to check on him- is everything alright? âyou donât remember disappearing off the face of the earth for about an hour this morning?â ânoâ âwell, i guess everythingâs okayâ
i predict that he is going to wish for this genie to be free so no one else can make these sorts of mistakes⊠and also because he is a nice guy deep down
LMAOOOOO, THE WAY SHE TURNS AND ASKS THE GENIE IF SHE COULD GIVE THEM A MINUTE PLEASE, BAHAHAAAA. the genie doesnât go anywhere. âlike today?â and then she is gone.Â
love when scully gets so mad her carefully curated facade of politeness cracks- it always makes me giggle⊠tell that genie to GTFO so you and the bestie can have a chat, dr. scully. i support you!
if this REALLY is a genie- what he is doing is very dangerous! he thinks he can make a perfect wish and fix the world. âmaybe itâs the whole point of our lives here, mulder- to achieve that. maybe itâs a process that one man shouldnât try and circumvent with a single wishâ <- ohhh, scully and her wisdom⊠and mulder and his puppy dog eyesâŠ. she goes to leave. he keeps typing. then he says he is ready for his last wish.
AWWW, I PAUSED TO SEE THE THING HE WAS TYPING BEFORE HE TURNED IT OFF. it reads, in part: âi hereby do lay out my wish with consideration of every loophole possibleâ <- awwww, he was trying so hard!!! he wants to save the world!
back at his place, he puts in a movie with scully, teasing her about not wanting butter on her popcorn. theyâre watching caddyshack. âitâs a classic american movieâ âthatâs what every guy says. itâs a guy movieâ âokay, when you invite me over to your place, we can watch steel magnoliasâ LMAOOOO. they crack open some beers (possibly some other generic sort of soda or bottled beverage, but it LOOKS like a damn beer. only making note of this because i know what happens in the next episode). she laughs as he tries to toss his cap into the trash and misses.
ohhhhh, so they must not do regular movie nights⊠it seems like that anyway, based off of how she asks what the occasion is. well, donât worry. movie nights are still gonna happen in fanfiction, even if they donât talk about anything deep.
seems like he is willing to do at least a LITTLE deep talking tonight, though: âi donât know if you noticed, but i never made the world a happier placeâ âwell, iâm fairly happy. thatâs somethingâ <- OHHHHHH MY GOD. iâm gonna fall to my knees. and they smile at each other. she asks about his final wish.Â
and we see that the genie isâŠ. watching life go by in a cafe!! drinking a coffee!!
OHHH MY GOD.
immediately rewinds.Â
i need to google what caddyshack is. it is a comedy about golf. writing that down to inform his taste on other matters. OHHHH, and his âi donât know. just felt like the thing to doâ when she asks why a movie night⊠STOP.
i kept thinking they were going to kiss again, but they didnât. THEIR SMILES AT EACH OTHERâŠâŠ.
stop. mulder choosing to wish for something that would help the genieâŠ.. because he knew he couldnât fix everything on his own⊠and he realized this only because scully pointed it out to him... an actual moment where he recognizes his well-meaning hubris... and the genieâs smile as she gets to live her dream⊠he is just a nice guyâŠ
rewatches the scene AGAIN. her laughter when he misses the trashcan. and her nervous tapping fingers on the bottle. the fish tank in the background. and her smile when she says âthatâs somethingâ and heâs looking at herrrrr and AUGH.
and the way they get to have this rare moment of peace after so much painâŠ. oh my GOD, i need to lay down.
and knowing what i know happens nextâŠ. well. like i said, maybe itâs root beer and not real beer. maybe thereâs a time skip of a few significant weeks or months between this episode and the next. the designs on the bottles are vague!!
RAHHHH i need to explode a little, please give me five minutes.Â
(watches it again) the way she looks at him when she asks what his final wish was, AHHHH
oh my god. so yeah, this one lived up to the hype, LMAO.
a balm for my soul before we plunge into the dark times. which, like i said, i am kinda sickly excited for anyway. they said we need to pile on the silly ones NOW before things get crazy.Â
i have a bunch of question as to how this next arc is going to pan out given that i know like, the very basics. but i shall try my best to be incredibly patient and wait for the answers even if they are retconned into existence a decade later, which i think is what happened. thatâs the sort of stuff i bring to the table: patience (<- said by someone who is lying)
shoutout to the genie- she may have been a bitch, but she was THAT bitch. like, she took down mussolini AND nixon⊠thatâs getting the job done!!!
ahhhâŠ. so refreshing to feel their happiness in canon. it just bathes over you. like a balm of some sort. i canât imagine how people see this as not worthy of exploration. you need these moments to breathe to give the audience rest in between a million episodes of saving the world. because at a certain point, saving the world isn't enough of a reason to justify the story youâre telling. you have to show us why the world deserves to be saved: because it has moments of real and genuine connection and love that make all the suffering worth it.
SIGH.
iâm sure i will have more thoughts tomorrow, but right now i need to go just sit and ponder. listen to the rain. read a book. think about what it means to be alive.Â
okay, so itâs been a few days since i watched the episode, and i still have so many thoughts. one of which is that i was so SAD scully didnât get to share her discovery of an invisible corpse with the whole world đ my poor queen⊠she was SO happy to dab all of that yellow powder on a body. not sure if we have ever seen her more excited. and she was covered in the damn stuff and it was soooo cute.
and mulder⊠he is just a nice man. sometimes his character writing is inconsistent or sometimes he gets ahab-y, but like at the end of the day, that is a guy who, with his full chest and heart, asked a genie for world peace. baby. baby boy. he may be a grown man, but to me that is also a baby. you understand, of course.
and he was so SMUG when he thought he figured it out lmao âcan i call you JEN?â like this man đđ he killlllls me!!!
and then letâs talk about scully just kinda accepting that, sure. maybe we do genies now. idgaf. we canât arrest her. and also can she PLEASE give us like 5 minutes alone? LMAOOOO, that sent me OVERBOARD âlike, today?â <- you TELL HER!!
but of course she had lots of deep and true scully wisdom to impart on him: that making the world a better place takes hard work, and maybe that is why we are here, and we cannot simply wish perfection into existence. which. when you think of the context of their stories and how much they have lost, but they keep trying to make the world a better place, even if itâs a little bit at a time, be it through finding scientific truths or putting dangerous criminals behind bars or making each other smile⊠SIGH.
an excellent episode. i will cherish it and hold the memories close as i type up my end of s7 favorite moments lists and then dive into the finale and s8. i look forward to meeting some new faces and seeing if i enjoy them and also obtaining a temporary citizenship in angst nation. but also i cannot do TOO much angst (gestures to s4), so we will have to see how i feel about the whole thing. i am approaching with an open mind and heart.
#lots to say here. but again i would like to restate that i am pleased.#a silly episode. but a heartfelt one! before we dive into turbo angst land.#i do kind of wish i could go in with absolutely zero context but alas.#i had to crack a few eggs (wikipedia the plot of the show to decide if i wanted to watch it) to make an omelette (get to this blog)#most of it was pretty vague except for a few word descriptions of the emily plotline and then this next one#which iâm curious to see how it pans out because itâs all in the execution! a bad concept can be done well! and the opposite!#and then of course i will make that mentally slightly happier ending- TRUST. a little bit of family fluff.#but letâs be honest there is a FANTASTIC potential for family angst too... especially with these damaged people. foaming at the effing mout#so hehe. lots to think about. my thoughts will develop and change of course.#but it took me a year to get through 7 seasons and my life is about to get even busier... so idk how long the last 4 will take!#possibly another full year? we canât rule it out!#i hope you will stay tuned along the journey :)#7x21#juniâs x files liveblog#txf#the x files
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Wanted to do that pose challenge with Fem!Smoker
#i want that cookie so effing bad#whoa who said that#one piece#smoker#smoker the white hunter#smoker one piece#my art
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the muscle makes googoo eyes at the team healer or whateverrr umm shakes butt [sona uses he/him] đ
#SORRY SONA REDESIGN NUMBER THREE.#wonderful oomfie hope gave me an idea of making my different ships seasonal OUGH. so such a good ideaâŠ..#so fredky is more summer ( đ§Ąđ©”) gonfred is more spring⊠( đđ)#also I have a whole thing in my head#what if the 2 worst self sacrifical people ( one so desperate to help. one so desperate to protect) started getting all mushy#they are literally so annoying to me I love themâŠ..#I need to draw Val and easel sometimes they ALL want that cookie so effing bad#đŠđđȘđœ#self ship#self shipping#self ship art#doodles#draws! âïž#super monkey ball#self insert
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