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Now all we need is a queer club scene a la lone Star.
Buck would absolutely flourish, henren would be flirting, Eddie would be sitting at the bar doing a beer watching Buck like a hawk and sometimes smiling, Tommy would be in the void floating (sorry babe I'm a Buddie 4 lifer), and for a lil pizzazz Maddie and Chimney also go.
(it evolved into a tiny fic 🥺if you wanna read you can🥺)
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Ravi is probably there somewhere with someone in the VIP section looking down at them both happy but also a bit worried to see them.
(he's been working with them for a while now he knows the rumors of that many collective jinx powers they hold)
He sends them drinks periodically and they all wonder if someone is about to get a sugar daddy and then realize they're all couples so who's the couple who's getting a third?
Hen has her hands permanently glued to her wife's side and her head in her neck. She's murmuring sweet nothings and Karen giggles it away as she rubs any part of her that's closest to her and sips her drink.
Chimney and Maddie chat as they become a two-headed, four-limbed creation that smells of tequila, love, and laughter.
Maddie is constantly getting compliments on her shiny outfit and nails and ends up beside Buck periodically through the night, both of them like radiant sunlight to others.
Chimney also magically appears next to her almost instantaneously but vanishes and returns with drinks for his friends eventually chatting up the biggest guys he can on their gym regimen and suggesting they buy a calendar to support the new Asian Sex Symbol.
Of course, they sell a few copies.
Buck is the crown Jewel of the drag queens who are all shapes, sizes, and identities getting off of a show to have a nice night out.
He's marvelous and praises their outfits before quickly getting sucked into impromptu makeup and drag lessons, cards for shows, drunken histories, sexuality stories, and good ole fun lip-syncing.
And of course, since he's a bright star who everyone loves, many people begin their hunt.
A quick wink, a lingering smile, a hand on his lower back that lingers as long as a guy slides past him.
Okay, that's it.
Eddie orders another two beers, checking his phone for the babysitter's update before pocketing it.
He slides up behind Buck sliding a beer in his hand and resting his head on his shoulder his hand coming up to his waist.
The girls immediately gush about the two saying there are Two Hot Firefighters ready to put out their fire and Eddie bursts out in laughter.
They begin to fawn over him next complimenting his jawline and face suggesting he go into modelling or movies.
One of them says it's a waste but they'd be all fired up if they see him covered in soot. Another asks if he's on the same calendar as the sexy Asian guy.
Buck pouts telling them no and he's the focus again.
The drag queens then launch into a spiel about fire safety and if they could do a lecture at a show or help them.
Buck ends up video calling Bobby at the request and he and Athena are laying in bed amused as they watch him stumble through his words before a crowd of colorful queens squeeze into the frame.
He assumes them he'll think about it and the comment on Athena's beauty before the call is cut.
Bobby turns to Athena after the call and she laughs. "Your boy is always getting into trouble." He kisses her forehead softly. "We should go next time." "Let's."
Later that night as Christopher's finally dozing off, his phone slipping out of his hand he jolts at the sound of the front door bursting open.
Harry and Denny freeze on the phone, their faces both lit up by their computer screen, "What was that?"
Chris reaches for his glasses and slips them on staying quiet.
He listens again and relaxes as he hears giggles and shushes.
He rolls his eyes and pulls his covers over his head. "It's my dads."
The shuffling gets louder and he groans softly as his door is knocked on before it's pushed open.
Eddie grins down at his son's lying form and stumbles over as gracefully as he can. Buck is in the kitchen filling two (plastic) cups with water and shakily walking to his room.
Eddie walks to the left of his bed and kneels down resting his head on his arm.
He pats his head suddenly emotional, "I love you so much you know that?"
Chris frowns at his distressed tone but also notices the softness in his touch.
They watch him and Buck tiptoe in to hand Eddie a cup and rest his on a nightstand.
"We should probably let him sleep, okay babe?"
Eddie drinks from his cup smiling and pats Chris' head one last time. "Okay. Night son."
As they're leaving Buck sticks his head back in, "By the way your phone light is still asking through the blanket. Go to bed, Chris."
Harry and Denny burst out laughing and Chris promptly hangs up. He closes his eyes with a smile on his face as his dads fall into bed sloppily in the next room, leaving their problems for themselves tomorrow.
#buddie#911 abc#911 fox#911 lone star#eddie diaz#evan buckley#henrietta wilson#paul strickland#tarlos#mini fic#ao3#this got out of hand#this was supposed to be meta#oops?#madney#bathena#henren#buckley diaz family#ls reference#i want married couple#domesticity is my agenda#i will have it!#911throwbacktuesday#ao3 fic#the name is very self explanatory
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The thing about MCU Bucky is that he was an unmarried 26 year old man living with another man in a culture where it was the norm to marry at 18. Bucky spent a decade continuously choosing Steve over a normative life. He was only stopped from continuing to live this way because he was drafted into WW2.
Like. That's kind of gay even if Bucky was heterosexual
#mcu#green squishy lots#i dont even know that theres a modern equivalent i can use to explain it#but like...#from everyone elses perspective this is like seeing a gay couple#and one of them insisting that theyre only married for insurance purposes#thats the best i can do#its like three people living together in a one bedroom apartment. for 10 years. bc they want to.#its queer even if its not
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i love taking jabs at The Ineffables' horrific communication skills as much as the next guy but i hope you all understand that their piss-poor communication is built upon centuries of having to deny the truth of their relationship and having to take orders from Mega Powerful Organizations that they don't necessarily agree with but could kill them if opposed
all of their interactions until the end of Armageddon't had to be hidden under layers of deception, excuses, and plausible deniability — clandestine meetings at St. James' Park, risking discorporation via guillotine for a lunch date in Paris, "go back to my place" "my side won't like that", not accepting each other's gratitude. the same could be said for anything they did that their head offices don't agree with — doing good deeds because laudanum might not make him accountable for his actions, saving the Earth against heaven's wishes under the guise of thwarting a demon, having sushi to "live like the locals" when really he just likes sushi and interesting restaurants where they know his name. they never learned to be completely honest with each other, or with anyone (including themselves) for that matter.
it's honestly a testament to how strong their connection is that they've grown to trust each other so deeply ("i knew you'd come through for me, you always do" / "i can rely on you and you can rely on me"), given the circumstances. how do you place all your faith in someone despite the fact that you two could only ever whisper half-truths and read between the lines? god i love them
now that the walls are down, they're learning how to voice everything they never could out loud. it's clumsy, and painstaking, and they might cause each other grief along the way, but they'll get the hang of it, little by little
#aziraphale and crowley are like if newlyweds had the subconscious understanding of an old married couple#good omens#p comp#good omens spoilers#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#i want what they have!!#good omens meta
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Why are the only two flavors of mlm on this site "uwu boi" and "beat each other to death"
can I just,, like..... cook for you and you sit at the table announcing shit on your phone. Can we birdwatch or something and I point at all the freaky ones and go "that's you." Can we read together in a library. Can we go to our favorite shops and surprise the other with a random small gift. Can I wash your hair. Can i-
#mlm#mlm yearning#no i dont want to tenderly mother you#NOR do i want to fight like a dog#can we just like be people#old married couple vibe
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Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.
It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.
It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.
The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.
It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?
It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?
It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.
It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.
They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.
I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.
How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#obi wan kenobi#obikin#vaderwan#long post#every time i see someone say the ship is unhealthy#all i can think is#‘and their platonic relationship is healthy???’#they are the most married couple to ever suffer a bitter divorce#rotj is the custody battle of luke and leia#and obi wan only wins because they get remarried#like come ON#this is beyond soul mates#this is like#legitimately impressive#‘these two love women�� oh and those women aren’t at all like each other??#obi wan doesn’t fall for the literal opposite of a jedi who pisses him off constantly?#anakin doesn’t fall for a diplomatic expert at making people do what they want who calms him down?#i don’t even know what to say anymore#they’re absolutely batshit and i love them
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sigh. guess fucking what.
#i come back to life around holidays to pine for the married couple#might be an excuse to draw chub and moobs haha who knoooooooows#the lilies of the valley are hand embroidered.... ber wanted to push his sewing skills#i seriously cant believe im back at it lmao time to spread my wings and leap off into the oblivion that will surely swallow me#n e way if some of my old moots still follow me hi hello hiiii long time no see#and ofc welcome to ppl who are only stumbling on my stuff now#my art#illustration#hws#hetalia#hws finland#hws sweden#tino väinämöinen#berwald oxenstierna#hetalia world stars
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they really are *that* couple, the one whose flame never burns out, bubble never bursts, honeymoon period never ends, warmth shining through the years, only growing closer and fonder. As crazy about each other as when they met but somehow more in love.
#mcdanno#h50#steve mcgarrett#danny williams#h50 parallels#actual married couple mcdanno#mcdanno is eternal#mcdanno soulmatism#h50edit#hawaii five 0#h50 caps#h50 1x22#h50 7x13#myh50#i wanted to put these scenes together because they have similar vibes#the unsubtle art of gayzing#steve looking at danny#danny looking at steve
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Bruce wdym you don’t want your girlfriend bonding with your kids how else is she supposed to integrate into the family?
From the latest update of Wayne Family Adventures on Webtoons
#batman#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#jason#red robin#bwfa#Nightwing#selina kyle#catwoman#what do you mean this is proper bonding activities#Tim already knows how to rob a jewelry store let’s be real here#Selina was just hinting that she knows that already#Tim I have the highest body count Drake 100% could rob a jewelry store if he wanted to#Tim I have the immune system of a sickly Victorian child Drake#Bruce is so whipped it’s adorable#he loves this woman so much#they’re basically a married couple your honor#give her partial parental rights over those kids#Bruce is WEAK for this woman#and Selina knows that too#they all know that#reminds me of the chapter where dick and Jason are talking about how gross it is when they see Bruce and Selina kiss ESPECIALLY as Batman#and catwoman
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baby JB being the first oplita supporter in series and prowl being a little jealous hater is really funny to me
well and the bonus pic
the sketches I do in paint before opening ibis are something else
#transformers earthspark#oplita#transformers fanart#tf prowl#tf jawbreaker#transformers#elita one#optimus prime#optimus x elita#prettypinkeel#i wanted to rest today but i had to draw something quick because this was on my mind for more than a MONTH#i wonder if jawbreaker is the first oplita fan in the show cuz who else hyped up oplita on screen but maybe i just forget.....#prowl is that guy who's like FUCK romance FUCK couples I'm married to my job! until papatron hugs him#i also wanted to give jawbreaker a shirt with “oplita fan” but i gave up....#he'd probably rip it in first few seconds he's all covered in spikes 😭😭😭
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#crowley#aziraphale#good omens#gomens#goodomensedit#my gifs#tvgifs#tvedit#I just want to see them together again#bickering like an old married couple#that is everything to me
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Wardrobe Woes
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Yes: there are people who read these comics who don't know much about mdzs. Several are my beloved and supportive friends B'*)#This comic in particular is one that I've been thinking about for a very long time and I'm so happy to finally be here!#I was trying to think about how to explain the social rules of the forehead ribbon and the reason lwj was so upset#and the metaphor of 'it's kind of like wwx accidently undoing lwj's bikini in front of a crowd.' came to mind.#of course there's a bit more to it than that but the point here is that - accident or not - it still embarrasses lwj#wwx doesn't get the entire context behind it (at the time. Now he *does* and it all makes a bit more sense)#But he knows he made lwj upset. He knows he doesn't want to put lwj in another embarrassing situation.#Not after all this. Not after everything. Not after realizing that his desire for friendship might be the kind of desire that ruins lan zha#Love the symbolism of the archery outfits being red during this moment of 'whoops only married couples can do that' moment.#What if we accidental proposed............accidental marriage....accidental kiss the bridegroom....accidental fall in love.#Guess we did inadvertently get the puffy sleeves and bikini outfits in the end.#wwx in an old timey bathing suit is so important to me. I'll die on this hill.#lwj's cute little box is inspired by @lazycranberrydoodles's cute fan art <3 I love it a lot
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it's giving Jyn and Cassian, a happily married power couple, and very much still alive into their 40s 💜
#like it's two completely unrelated pics but they look soooooo good next to each other#this is brainrot i fear#rebelcaptain#felicity jones#diego luna#shut up sissi#also i will literally never stop asking for that romcom#i'll be on my deathbed and still wanting it#like if we're not thinking rebelcaptain i see this as some wealthy married couple#but plot twist they're hyper-competent con-artists#ready to ruin some lives#DO YOU SEE THE VISION!!!
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Mr. & Mrs. Folke
#they are in love#they are everything to me#they're the only canon alive couple from the manga that is happy in their marriage#and i love them so very much#yarn folke#that old woman is everything#she's so lovely#she doesn't even talk ever. the only thing she says is “oh dear” on an extra comic whrn kaka cries after the gnome festival#she is so mom#i love her#and#tansu folke#he's a grandpa#an old soul in an old body#he's the definition of old grumpy caring man#he cares so much about his sons#i love here#this couple right here#is the best of them all#fuck romance i want whatever this bitches have#and still they love each other and are happy in their marriage#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#theyre married ik. and old af. and precious.#they're goals#my shit
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"lot of things we dont know about each other" "practically everything"
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"so... i am gross" "that's... not what i said"
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"my own boyfriend wont even kiss me" "well, that's not true"
#bucktommy#theyre slowly but surely becoming an old married couple. and i want to witness every second of tommy learning about evan#and choosing to stay and love him anyways#INVISIBLE STRING THEORY: THE SHIP
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I actually finished coloring something
#their relationship is. complicated. still haven’t figured out how I want to portray it#but in the meantime here is something entirely self indulgent <3#the background is inspired by daoist landscape paintings (I tried at least)#the composition is kind of whack because I didn’t have a plan going into it#what are they talking about…… schemes#urzai#them having a ship name is still crazy to me like can you ship a married couple??#ozai#ursa#atla#avatar the last airbender
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MY CAMEOS HAS ARRIVED PEOPLE.
I have sent a few, this man is INSANE I have sent the last one only about an hour and a half ago max and I already got that somehow??? After I just got the others???
Anyway this is the first one!
I'm actually writing a fic about Edwin and Charles fencing for fun at the office I loved to hear about the helmets so much!!!
I'm going to use some of the words he said in my fic, other are welcome too! Edwin is such a posh/ affectionate fencing fits him so well.
I want Desire and Edwin to meet so badly (Desire would so LOVE to torture them (I love my little blorbo so much he's adorable that's why I want him to suffer💗)). I like the fics where Desire helps the boys to figure things out but also speaking about canon Desire, they are a menace, a meeting with them would be so angsty. They are gods they don't really care for mortals, they would love to cause drama and angst. They would love to torture this repressed (although he is a bit more comfortable now he's still more of a stiff person in general) sad boy that has so much yearning and so much drama potential between him and his best friend.
Yucky already said he wants to bring them in season 2 I'm sooo waiting for this drama I just know it's going to be good.
Anyway, posting my other cameo requests soon!
#I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING I GOT FOUR CAMEOS AT THE SPAN OF LESS THAN AN HOUR#WTF DUDE DON'T YOU TAKE A REST WHAT#HOW#my favourite character is Charles but holy shit the opportunity to speak with an actor- and the other main one#my brain is spiraling my autism is obsessing someone help me#(don't send help i want to drown and immerse myself in his soothing voice forever)#george rexstrew#dead boy detectives#cameo#dead boy detectives comics#desire of the endless#the dead boy detectives#edwin payne#payneland#painland#dead married couple on acid#dead boy detectives agency
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