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[donttouchmeimsleeping]

NO! I'll DO U ONE BETTER!!!

tales of the jedi season 2 but EVERY OTHER JEDI THAN THE DISASTER LINEAGE

tails of the jedi season 2 but it's about Ezra and Mace and filoni isn't a director

[tragedy-for-sale]

Finished Reading Padawan

These are just some little facts/snippets throughout the book I really liked, really along the lines of temple life.

Spoilers for Padawan below!

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Obi-Wan tugs on his padawan braid when he is anxious

Bolla Ropal (the Jedi that was killed guarding the holocron in TCW) was Obi-Wan's childhood frienemy. The two played pranks on each other.

Obi-Wan paces outside Qui-Gon's chamber doors as he's trying to figure out what to say what he needs to.

Obi-Wan feels most at peace, most calm, when he is practicing lightsaber forms and says he could do it all day and never bore of it.

Jedi specialize in certain fields, such as communication with animals, and if such a conflict arises based in that Jedi's field, they are sent to help

Jedi who are ready to take have a padawan meditate and the force guides them to who they're meant to train, leading to shared interests.

The temple has several dining halls. There is a padawan meal hall and therefore one for the other ranks. They offer such a variety of food Obi-Wan said one could always find something new to try. And I could've made this up but I'm also pretty sure they said the dining hall for padawans was almost always open, so one was always be able to get a meal.

Some Jedi Masters put a table and chairs in their rooms so they can share a meal with their padawan in their personal space

Qui-Gon doesn't even have an extra chair in his room.

Ships can be requested/reserved down in the hangar. A padawan is allowed to do this without approval from their master (Obi-Wan is told by Qui-Gon to do do but is not directly confronted when he does it alone).

Talking and communicating with animals is actually one of the harder skills to learn and master as a Jedi, so many opt not to. Meaning Ezra's ability to communicate with animals as well as he does is not something all Jedi could do, especially for his age

Nautolans, can live outside of water (we do know this) but since they are an aquatic species, there is a constant strain on their gills and results in them being in pain if out of water for too long.

Obi-Wan thinks Kit Fisto is really strong, he notes Fisto does not seem to be affected by this.

Obi-Wan notes some of his padawan friends have dabbled in physical relationships. But he sees it has an obstacle not as a temptation, feeling that, kissing for example, was a betrayal of himself and the Jedi. He wonders if he'd ever get to a point where it does not feel like that.

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Honestly this book was a really cute read and the planet it takes place on was very captivating. I really liked how Kirsten White writes Qui-Gon too and her references that any prequel fan would love catching.

[rosieaurora]

i luv u fish man

[charmwasjess]

For @the-little-moment and @bolithesenate stupid sexy Kit Fisto

I also have Kit Fisto who goes to church

[corellianhounds]

Ohhhh so I bet it’s no wonder Padmé probably never questioned anything about Anakin saying his mother had him by herself and that he didn’t have a dad. By the time they’re married and she finds out they’re gonna have kids and she’s preemptively filling out family medical history paperwork, she just glosses over the whole “I don’t have a dad” thing Anakin probably told her assuming they can fill it out later when he gets his records, not realizing the two of them were having different conversations because okay yeah, her sister had children without having a partner involved in the process, poor people on Tatooine must apparently have access to that technology too, Shmi’s business is her own and it’s not like they can ask her anymore, logical, logical. Padme “Its one banana, Anakin, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?” Naberrie and Anakin “I didn’t pay attention in biology class because that doesn’t apply to me and therefore i don’t need to know it” Skywalker

[saggitary]

I really want more Star Wars content that features a nonhuman character has the main character. Like we are in space people, this is no reason that all the main characters of the movies need to be all human. That’s another reason why I love Ahsoka because she’s not human, she’s a togruta, that’s why I love Hera and Zeb and Plo and Kit Fisto and-

You get the point. Star Wars has created so many alien designs (some better than others) but they only use them for background characters. And mostly it’s because they are lazy when it comes to live action.

I’ve seen cosplayers in twi’lek and togruta lekku and montrals to backflips in costume (to full proper length and what not) yet a multi billion dollar company can’t make that happen?

I’m just saying that we should have more Star Wars aliens

[bibannana]

*loud music coming from the Council room , it can be heard all around the Temple*

Obi-wan *opens the door*: What in the blazes are you doing?

Quinlan *sitting serenely on a chair*: Meditating.

Aayla *bopping her head to the beat*: Care to join us Master Kenobi?

Obi-wan *shakes his head*: I know you better than that Quin. Where is the alcohol?

Valara *appearing from behind one of the seats holding an armful of bottles*: Master Kenobi.

Alexandria *topples out from behind Quinlan when he stands from his seat*: Oh hey Obi!

Obi-wan *looks around before closing the door*: Pour me a shot.

Kit *pops into view from behind his chair*: Shots?

Hondo *cheering*

Obi-wan *blinks*: On second thought just pass me the bottle.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

I have a thing for naps — not like a kink, but like a comfort thing. I feel like people who just falls into a nap are so cute.

With that in mind, I'm now heavily thinking about all SW characters just uncharacteristically falling asleep.

I feel like Kit Fisto would float.

Qui-Gon would have his arms folded, feet on a table or something maybe.

Plo would have his hands on a steepling position, but he asleep. Master of naps.

Mace would probably rest his chin over laced thumbs and elbows on a desk with his eyes closed. Giving that contemplative look. But he sleepin'.

Wolffe would probably sit on the floor with one knee raised, arms folded and be sleepin'.

Wolfpack would join and cuddle up beside him. He'd wake all grump but would go back to sleep feeling all cozy.

[sammys-magical-au]

*the original Chaos Trio (so Ken-Té, Anakin, and Lionel) talking about a song by “Miit S’kee” (definitely not actually My Love Mine All Mine by Mitski 👀)*

Lionel: I have a traumatic backstory with that song-

Anakin: I have an embarrassing story with it too, but I’ll let you go first.

Lionel: so… this was like, right after Obi and I started actually seeing each other, and I think we were on date #2 at this point, and we were listening to music and that song came on, and just. Full tears.

Anakin and Ken-Té: *shock*

Lionel: yeah.

Ken-Té: *giggling* no way-

Anakin: from you or from him?!

Lionel: 😒 Anakin,

Anakin: *laughing* sorry! Sorry-

Lionel: full eruption into tears.

Ken-Té: no. Fucking. Way.

Lionel: and according to Obi-Wan that’s when he knew it was for real. For me it was like “this is the worst thing I could do-”

Ken-Té: I never knew that about you.

Lionel: it’s such an emotional song about just devoting yourself to someone even long after you’re both dead, and we were on maybe-date number two.

Anakin: my embarrassing story is just that I danced with Padmé to it at that Senate Gala just after the start of the war, and for some reason - normally when they play that song, you gradually get back into the more upbeat music, but for some reason it went straight into a M’aak le Möre song, and Kit Fisto was breakdancing barely ten seconds after me and Padmé were just dancing together.

Ken-Té: that’s crazy-

Anakin: but way less embarrassing than Nel’s story.

[what-i-meant-to-say]

I will create a diversion,

says Fisto.

umm, Kit honey...

YOU are the diversion.

you ARE the diversion.

you are THE diversion.

you are the DIVERSION.

✨ divert me baby ✨

[tragedy-for-sale]

Follow up to this post

Evermore - Padme lives AU. Padme and Obi-Wan flee Coruscant with the twins and struggle to find their place in the galaxy. From once conquering stars to nothing at all.

Call it What you Want - Obi-Wan, Quinlan, and Kit are best friends at 16. Causing mischief and making this planet their own. The weeks leading up to Obi-Wan's birthday are filled with treachery and danger that test the group and all they've learned as padawans.

Sparks Fly - Picks up where 'Call it What you Want' ends, the trios adventure over the past few weeks result in the end. All three friends are split up, Obi-Wan heads off to Mandalore where he meets a young duchess. And he can't stand her.

[spockvarietyhour]

adding Stephen Franklin to his roster of characters!

[vgilantee]

i know at least one of you fuckers (affectionate) wants to know my star wars fuck list. don't be shy, subject everyone to the list of characters i want to be dicked down by and/or dick down (please)

[tesalicious2]

Why you don't prank the Guard commanders

Since they are almost constantly tired and at the end of their rope, anything could set them over the edge and no one wants that

not only that but they will usually react very strongly because of their extenuating circumstances and it is often blown out of proportions

HOWEVER, the other battalions don't know that and just want to help their brothers have fun! what's wrong with that

THIRE:

Thire got off a three day mission with General Yoda that ends up with Thire covered in some giant monsters stomach fluids and snot

He had to sit in it for a ten hour ride back and is humilated, with Yoda attempting to comfort him which only makes it worse

On his way back to the HQ, some troopers from the 104th decided to hit a guard with fake slime, a funny little prank

When Thire is at the end of his rope, he goes for violence

Thire waltzes into the mess, calls out whoever pranked him, and proceeded to dress them down, chew them up, and spit them out in front of everyone in the entire mess (made up of a few battalions and some Padawan Commanders)

It boiled down to 'you morons, i will kill you, you tiny roaches are nothing to me and i will throw you in the trash compactor like the disgusting garbage you are' with much more colorful and degrading language thrown in

Many now fear Thire and Wolffe outright refuses to work with the man out of fear

STONE:

Stone had just stopped three prison riots, captured two escapees from said riots, updated the entire security system, and hadn't slept because of the previous items for four days

Some men from Kit Fisto's SCUBA battalion thought it would be funny to hide some of Stone's stuff that was in his office (ie, datapads, pens, etc) and moved his stuff three inches to any side

Stone, who usually just jumped onto the coach in his office with the lights off, missed the middle and went to far up and smacked his nose on the wooden arm of the couch and cracked a tooth

This was not a fun way to cap the last four days

He found the troopers and filled their SCUBA tubes with spiders for them to find when they shipped out. Too bad the spiders crawled onto their faces on the ship and not in the water :(

THORN:

Thorn had been assissting senators for three full days with only 5 hours of sleep while standing throughout meetings

He had been ready to sleep and was heading to his last meeting with General Kenobi and some of his troopers present

Wooley and Longshot decided to lighten the mood by setting their voice coders to a different language and telling him he was going crazy

They also removed the nonslip pads from the couch and it slid out from underneath him

This may not have been bad at all but after three days, every little thing is annoying as shit and exhausting

After that meeting, Thorn decides to take revenge

Thorn is a believer in you get what you give so he does something harmless

relatively harmless

He sneaks onto the 212th barracks on the ship and places a speaker into the vents of the barracks, above Wooley and Longshots bunks (as close as he could get, the sound reverbs so everyone is pretty mad about this prank)

Every so often, in random intervals (no more than 4 hours, no less than 1 hours) a beep would sound, not too loud but loud enough to be annoying after 2 days

At night, it gets louder and more frequent and quieter during the day

Many troopers lose sleep over finding the thing (Thorn literally unscrewed wall panels to hide it), its been 3 weeks and they arrive at their new battle field in a week

Four days before their arrival, as the speaker is about to die, in the middle of the night, the speaker goes to full volume and shouts 'THIS IS COMMANDER THORN. I MAY BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR SLEEPLESSNESS BUT LONGSHOT AND WOOLEY STARTED THIS. I WILL DO IT AGAIN ASSHOLES. THE SPEAKER IS GOING TO DIE SO ENJOY YOUR *TEMPORARY* FREEDOM. HAHHAHAHAHAH-' and then the speaker dies (Thorn hacked the cameras and enjoys playing the screaming arguments and shouts at the speaker during rough days)

Longshot and Wooley never hear the end of it

FOX:

Fox had been going through hell the entire week and he was ready to kill someone, even though his shift wasn't over yet.

Jesse, Fives, and Hardcase had decided to help Fox lighten up by shooting him with silly string throughout the day, switching armor with blank armor to keep hidden

Fox was paranoid and had to be sedated. He eventually tracked down the three and had his revenge not through their own annoyance

At first, he replaced their weapons with modified silly guns that quickly ended, leading them to believe they were free (the whole revenge lasted an hour ish as the three enjoyed playing with the silly string)

Unknown to them, Rex's entire room had been filled with silly string, his blasters, the padding in his matress, the drawers in his dress, the hair wash was liquid silly string, the soap was frozen strong, his pillow, his chair was broken then 'welded' back together with silly string and fell apart when he sat on it, etc.

He kept finding it and it lasted for days, the moment he thought it was over, more string came up. He was paranoid, everything was silly string

When he finally complained to the command chat, Fox told him that Jesse, Hardcase, and Fives caused it and that he overheard them planning it

When Rex punished them, they said they never did anything with silly string but many others saw them spraying each other with the silly string FOX pranked them with so everyone assumed they were messing with the leftovers from Rex's prank. Not only that but they weren't quiet about pranking Fox so everyone thought he was the warm up for Rex.

No matter what they said, Rex didn't believe a word and they were stuck on latrine duty for a whole month

When Rex found out about Fox getting pranked as well, Rex let them get punished by him too

Fox made them clean out all the massiff kennels and play areas, cleaning any stains from the puppies and getting used for bite practice by the adults everyday for their next leave.

Fox came by and watched them everyday, laughing at their misery

HOUND:

Hound loves pranks and jokes and will happily engage and laugh at them

however, the timing has to be right and most don't get that part (only the other ARF troopers know)

Some troopers from the 41st took his bed sheets and pillows and blankets and towels after some of his troopers and Hound ended a four hour chase through the sewers (they didn't know about the chase).

Hound normally would've thought this was hilarious but after spending two hours covered in sewage looking for towels around HQ just to shower, he was pretty mad

After cleaning up and ready for bed, he snuck into the 41st barracks and woke them up with a growling, snarling grizzer leaning over their face and a hand over their mouth.

He whispered, 'don't scream, you touch my shit again, I will end you and everyone you love.'

Rinse and repeat then he sneaks away

[jedi-enthusiasm-blog]

"The Jedi are stuck in their ways! They still don't allow marriage!"

Woah. There's too much to unpack here.

Marriage has baggage, even in the GFFA. It's an institution that has been used to abuse and opress people, even in Star Wars (Nightbrothers and Nightsisters inmediately come to mind). It's reasonable that, to a culture like the Jedi who are all for compassion, equality and non-possessive relationships, this baggage would at least give some pause.

To add to the above point, if they were allowed to marry, why would they do it? The benefits of marriage are moot when it comes to the Jedi: raising children is done communally, as far as we know Jedi don't pay taxes, etc.

The only way I can see them marrying is if it's something important for their birth culture or if it's something their partner wants to do. And even then that's an if.

Plus, why do people marry? For companionship? The Jedi have that more than covered. Children? There are hundreds of children in the Order, I don't think having bio-children would cross their minds. Because of social pressure? That wouldn't exist in the Order because their whole thing is "duty first" and "no attachments", which means they wouldn't care much for marriage (something that typically is used to say you love that person above all else, which a Jedi cannot do). Because they feel lonely? They have like, thousands of people in their corner, all of them compassionate and supportive.

Moreover, have you considered that the Jedi way of life is so fulfilling people wouldn't feel the urge to marry? That they're completely happy with their lives? That they're connected to the soul of the universe and have reached spiritual enlightenment, and marriage pales in comparison?

Legends supports my point. In Cade Skywalker's time, despite marriage being technically still allowed, most Jedi choose to not get married. Aayla Secura, Kit Fisto, Siri Tachi and the man the myth the legend Obi-Wan Kenobi himself are all Jedi who fall in love, yet choose not to pursue a relationship because being a Jedi is much more important to them. And in canon the Jedi who get into relationships are Kanan and Cal, after Order 66 where they wouldn't have an entire community right behind them. Quinlan Vos falls in love with Ventress but returns to the Order if I remember right, but this part is foggy so excuse me if I misremember.

I'm biased because I don't even want a relationship, but… why the heck are y'all so obsessed with marriage and babies? Why are we using a culture allowing or not allowing marriage as a baseline for progress?

Why is marriage so important to you people that you cannot understand that some people set it aside to focus on other things for pragmatic, work-related, religious and spiritual reasons, or a simple lack of desire?

Just food for thought.