#i want a trampoline for me
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Honestly despite the commute to work sucking I kinda hope we get this house
I'll have (basically) my own bathroom (its the bathroom off the living room but theres also a master bathroom for my parents)
Its near a lake I used to go to with my grandparents when I was a kid. Like 5 minutes from it. Its on 3 acres so there'll be plenty of space. Theres hiking trails all over the place nearby.
#.....i kinda wanna buy myself a trampoline for the yard lol#the people selling it have a trampoline cuz they have kids#i want a trampoline for me#and a swing set lol#i need a grown up swing set#the one i had as a kid would rock and almost fall over if too many of us were on it#or if someone too heavy was using it#theres so much space!!! for activities!!!#the house itself is really small#but like the bedroom are probably close to the rooms at our current house lol#maybe a little smaller#i can maybe not have a litterbox in my room anymore lol#theres lots of space for a border collie#i can set up an Agility course in the yard!!!#the commute isnt actually THAT bad. its only 30 minutes. but my current commute is 10 minutes at most#at the height of traffic on a main road that has a shit ton of construction happening on it#the closest grocery store is an 11 minute drive away lol#plenty of space for chewby to run#there is an art studio. a restaurant. a winery. and a gun shop. thats it. thats the town#my dad has a friend that can get him a pontoon boat#my mom wants to get a kayak
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III bouncing around so much that he moves the lights with him?! I love that!
#sleep token#sleep token live#sleep token iii#this makes me want to jump on a trampolin.....now#worshitposting#idk what it is but I love this....a lot!
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I need more Sazz and Charles feels before or during the finale. The first two episodes were so sad but I loved the scenes with Charles and Sazz's ghost (or his subconscious version of her ghost, whatever works)
#they're best friends#the second episode was sad it made me cry#I want more sazz#is that a crime?#I want more of her trampoline dream#there's only two more episodes#i'm dying here#omitb#only murders in the building#charles hayden savage#sazz pataki
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Guys I been sleeping awful lately
#why cant he be like his sister and LEAVE ME ALONE at night#he's so punchy GOD he's gonna accidentally stick his hand in my eye one of these days. and then what#at lease he's not jumping on me like a trampoline anymore?#people who say awh i want a cuddly clown boy of a cat be warned#disclaimer i love him to death but hooly shit#ali babble
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i think what really sells me on brocedes is the fact that they still, to this day, live in the same building. isn't that crazy??? your ex best friend with whom you had a very public falling out with still lives in the same building as you. no one told them to stay there, they chose to do that!!! like nico, i understand. he's got a wife and kids. it'd probably be too much work to uproot them and move somewhere new. but lewis? every time i blink that man is at a new fashion show or fuckin hanging out with shakira. he does not have to live there!!! he does not have to live two floors away from his ex childhood best friend!! and like i know for a fact that there are other luxury condos or apartment or whatever in monaco!! he does not have to do this!!!
#like what is it about that apartment that makes you want to stay lewis??? what is it???#is it the fact that he is still 2 floors away and if you close your eyes you can pretend like you are young again and nothing will hurt you#two ever? is it the fact that you cannot say his name but you can at least run into him on the lift? he is going to the pool trampoline wit#his two daughter and you are going to the racetrack. his kids chirp a 'hi mister hamilton!' at you. the title sits wrongly on your shoulder#it should've been 'uncle'. it is not and you two only have yourselves to blame. the lift opens and whatever bubble you four were in pops an#all of a sudden you are lewis hamilton 7x wdc chasing after his elusive eighth and he is nico rosberg wdc and girldad extraordinaire#whatever your paths were they diverged long ago. he is going to the pool trampoline with his 2 daughters and you are going to the racetrack#*wakes up dazedly* what the fuck was that??? cannot belive the spirit of brocedes possessed me like that#but like really lewis what is it??? is it enought to catch fleeting glimpses of him around the complex? is it enough to chat about the#weather on the lift? is it enough to send his kids a box of presents on christmas? what is it about this condo/apt that make you stay?#im sorry but it cannot be the amenities. i refuse to belive that.#brocedes#f1#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton
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first birthday party in years and it’s at skyzone, because jumping on trampolines is fun.
i sprain my ankle a week before the party
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rubia would get me!!
#rubia <3#if nobody got me#i know rubia's got me LMAO#anyways depressing topics aside. do you guys want to see me throw a wet spaghetti noodle of a man onto a trampoline
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just remembered when in primary school i was over at a friend's place and she had gymnastic rings hung from her doorway AND a trampoline in her room. god. second coolest apartment i've ever been to, right behind my other classmate from that school who had a huge python with an enormous terrarium in his room. anyways more people should have an indoor trampoline. in my opinion.
#i always wanted a trampoline as a kid :(#a post reminded me of this but don't ask what post bc tumblr refreshed and i forgor
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thank you to my brain for translating my period cramps into an extremely long and stressful dream that I was pregnant and going into labour 🫠 what a restful night
#it was awful like dreams about unwanted/unexpected pregnancy are not rare for me but they don't normally involve contractions!!!#in the dream i somehow knew i was pregnant but just hadn't done anything about it??#so i was crying like i don't want to be a mother i don't want to give birth i've not got anything ready#and meanwhile my boyfriend was at a trampoline park for a work team building exercise and couldn't leave (???)#on the plus side i've never been more glad to wake up and realise i've got my period#talking
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Had a nice wolfy time at a friends house yesterday. They had a trampoline and I haven’t seen one in a fucking decade at least. It was so much fun romping around on all fours, jumping and rolling and diving with my tail on my belt whipping around.
I get glimpses of myself in wolf form mostly; I look in the mirror and for a second there’s a muzzle or I reach for my phone and suddenly my hands are paws, but then I blink and it’s gone. Fleeting images. Last night, in the dark with just a sliver of the moon and a nearby porch light to illuminate the yard, I saw myself. It was all there; my paws, my muzzle, my ears, my tail felt like it was actually attached to me. I could feel the wind in my fur. It was amazing. I hope I can remember that feeling for the rest of my life. I hope I can feel it again.
#Leif barks#wolfcore#therian#ok to rb#it was so freeing#phantom shifts are nearly everyday but seeing myself physically change is very rare and short lived as I said#it was a whole other level yesterday that’s for sure#I often imagine my feral form as having a massive neck ruff almost like a lions mane but not as long#felt it swishing around as I shook my head#I wish I could have seen that too but can’t look behind me lol#I did hold back a little bit I wanted to growl and chase my friend in circles on the trampoline#I settled with just rolling around and rubbing my back into the material while quietly rumbling to myself#I need an irl canine therian friend to play fight with it think it would cure something in me#and before anyone reblog this saying I’m crazy let me just clear that up by saying I’m well aware thank you#let me be happy#nonhuman
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bought a mini trampoline for exercising last year and barely used it because i usually find structured exercise routines really boring and unpleasant but i recently realized i don’t have to have a routine i can just listen to hyperpop and bounce on that thing crazy style
#neigh say#tbh highly recommend to other fat ppl that don’t like cardio#i don’t like running and stuff bc i feel super heavy and it makes it hard to move the way i want#but trampoline makes me feel a lot lighter
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"THERE SHE IS!!!! :D"
#jimmy jr is so excited to see her im gonna cryy#she was his FIRST CHOICE too he wanted to do a sky kiss on the trampoline w/ everyone watching and he was like I know exactly#who would do this with me. tina belcher#they're cuties <3 platonic or romantic#txt#bob's burgers
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i always find it funny when i see people try to put clear yearly boundaries on generations because like, half the time my brother and i are in different generations despite being two years apart and having very much the same experience generation-wise.
its even funnier when im the gen z and hes the millennial when hes the one who uses tiktok daily and im the one who wouldnt touch that app with a 100ft pole wearing a hazmat suit
#kai rambles#theres been a generation poll on my dash today and the tags from my mutuals seems to agree with this#its so funny when someones like ''no your brother who is two years older than you who you grew up idolising and spent most of your childhoo#following around and having the exact same experience because your family had the mentality of not giving to one without the other? yeah he#in a different generation than you''#like if my brother is a millenial im a millenial#if im gen z my brothers gen z#why did i have a bmx? because my brother did#why did i have a football phase? because my brother did#why did i get my first phone? because my brother got his and my mom didnt want to give to one but not the other#why did i spend countless evenings playing gutterball? because my brother did#why did my brother get a trampoline for his birthday? because my family decided to chip in to get him and me a trampoline#why did i get a nintendo wii for my birthday? because my family chipped in to get me and my brother a nintendo wii?#why did my brother get a nintendo ds? because i got one#i got mine before his so i had the OG and he got the lite#and then i got a nintendo dsi i think? for christmas
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Having chronic back pain fucking sucks
#You ever wanted to go ice skating?#Jump on a trampoline?#Just fucking run??#I can do none of those things without risk of blowing my back out hard enough I can't move for a week#I woke up this morning with a slight twinge in my leg and just now had to be rolled to bed in my desk chair#And I do my stretches!#I mind my posture!#It's so frustrating!#I spent at least two months out of the year in pain#And one month out of these two months unable to move because the pain is so severe#I hateee itttt#But hey at least I got to watch Batman Begins without my Mum complaining because she felt bad for me
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I have a part of a song that makes me sad stuck in my head because my brain is Mean (and apparently also officially has OCD- wild thing I found out today!) So I am going to think about soft things with Toshi to comfort myself until I can get some sleep. I start a new job tomorrow tho so I'm procrastinating on that particular thing dkdnskg
#rain rambles#life update ig? jdjsjssh#im starting work at a trampoline park tomorrow#and I'm nervous bevause my track record with jobs (especially ones where im on my feet all day) hasnt been very good#but my bosses seem really nice! so im excited to be part of the team for as long as i can!#anyways yeah about the OCD.#i took an online quiz that said i probably had it. but i didn't want to base anything on that. i forgot abt it and went to therapy.#my therapist interrupted me to ask if i was diagnosed with OCD. i said no and she asked if i wanted to go through the assessment to see#so i said sure and uh. sure enough... more letters for my alphabet soup dksjsnb#what us it now- AUDHD. OCD. PTSD. BPD.#wild times in this brain lads. wild wild time.#Its ok my f/os love me even if i am a little Messy in the brain area
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Update I did some research and found a list with not only this play place (Big Fun in Hull) but several other similar ones! Unfortunately they are all in the UK, but I still wanted to share the list/save it for the next time I'm in Britain:
https://unifresher.co.uk/cities/national/adult-soft-play-in-the-uk/
We’re all goin here right
#I was going to say “in case I'm ever in England again” but I wanted to phrase that more optimistically#but yeah there are some other good suggestions I saw in the notes I'd look into#too bad I only ever do these sorts of things on my birthday usually#idk if I lived in the city I'd go to the trampoline park more often I think#ugh I should move to the city. someone give me money to fund my lifestyle. lol#but yeah mostly reblogging to share/save the list
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