#i want a trampoline for me
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Honestly despite the commute to work sucking I kinda hope we get this house
I'll have (basically) my own bathroom (its the bathroom off the living room but theres also a master bathroom for my parents)
Its near a lake I used to go to with my grandparents when I was a kid. Like 5 minutes from it. Its on 3 acres so there'll be plenty of space. Theres hiking trails all over the place nearby.
#.....i kinda wanna buy myself a trampoline for the yard lol#the people selling it have a trampoline cuz they have kids#i want a trampoline for me#and a swing set lol#i need a grown up swing set#the one i had as a kid would rock and almost fall over if too many of us were on it#or if someone too heavy was using it#theres so much space!!! for activities!!!#the house itself is really small#but like the bedroom are probably close to the rooms at our current house lol#maybe a little smaller#i can maybe not have a litterbox in my room anymore lol#theres lots of space for a border collie#i can set up an Agility course in the yard!!!#the commute isnt actually THAT bad. its only 30 minutes. but my current commute is 10 minutes at most#at the height of traffic on a main road that has a shit ton of construction happening on it#the closest grocery store is an 11 minute drive away lol#plenty of space for chewby to run#there is an art studio. a restaurant. a winery. and a gun shop. thats it. thats the town#my dad has a friend that can get him a pontoon boat#my mom wants to get a kayak
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III bouncing around so much that he moves the lights with him?! I love that!
#sleep token#sleep token live#sleep token iii#this makes me want to jump on a trampolin.....now#worshitposting#idk what it is but I love this....a lot!
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I need more Sazz and Charles feels before or during the finale. The first two episodes were so sad but I loved the scenes with Charles and Sazz's ghost (or his subconscious version of her ghost, whatever works)
#they're best friends#the second episode was sad it made me cry#I want more sazz#is that a crime?#I want more of her trampoline dream#there's only two more episodes#i'm dying here#omitb#only murders in the building#charles hayden savage#sazz pataki
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Guys I been sleeping awful lately
#why cant he be like his sister and LEAVE ME ALONE at night#he's so punchy GOD he's gonna accidentally stick his hand in my eye one of these days. and then what#at lease he's not jumping on me like a trampoline anymore?#people who say awh i want a cuddly clown boy of a cat be warned#disclaimer i love him to death but hooly shit#ali babble
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first birthday party in years and it’s at skyzone, because jumping on trampolines is fun.
i sprain my ankle a week before the party
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rubia would get me!!
#rubia <3#if nobody got me#i know rubia's got me LMAO#anyways depressing topics aside. do you guys want to see me throw a wet spaghetti noodle of a man onto a trampoline
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just remembered when in primary school i was over at a friend's place and she had gymnastic rings hung from her doorway AND a trampoline in her room. god. second coolest apartment i've ever been to, right behind my other classmate from that school who had a huge python with an enormous terrarium in his room. anyways more people should have an indoor trampoline. in my opinion.
#i always wanted a trampoline as a kid :(#a post reminded me of this but don't ask what post bc tumblr refreshed and i forgor
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i will reblog a post that says some crazy shit and feel fine snd then i go to write a post that just Mentions anything sexual and im like is this allowed or will i be shot like a dog and hated by all and everyone will think im weird and a weirdo and a freak and an evil pervert bc i said i like to take an edible and jack off. does a somber flip on my trampoline
#i dont have a trampoline. btw. its all smoke and fucking mirrors on this stupid blog .#i forgot to check neko atsume for ages oh my god .#recently redled it for the first time since 6th grade im trying not to let myself freak out abt it and just be chill bc it's supposed to be#a chill calm game but i forget to check it for 3+ hours and it makes me want to slam my head into the wall but im TRYING to have FUN . okay
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thank you to my brain for translating my period cramps into an extremely long and stressful dream that I was pregnant and going into labour 🫠 what a restful night
#it was awful like dreams about unwanted/unexpected pregnancy are not rare for me but they don't normally involve contractions!!!#in the dream i somehow knew i was pregnant but just hadn't done anything about it??#so i was crying like i don't want to be a mother i don't want to give birth i've not got anything ready#and meanwhile my boyfriend was at a trampoline park for a work team building exercise and couldn't leave (???)#on the plus side i've never been more glad to wake up and realise i've got my period#talking
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Had a nice wolfy time at a friends house yesterday. They had a trampoline and I haven’t seen one in a fucking decade at least. It was so much fun romping around on all fours, jumping and rolling and diving with my tail on my belt whipping around.
I get glimpses of myself in wolf form mostly; I look in the mirror and for a second there’s a muzzle or I reach for my phone and suddenly my hands are paws, but then I blink and it’s gone. Fleeting images. Last night, in the dark with just a sliver of the moon and a nearby porch light to illuminate the yard, I saw myself. It was all there; my paws, my muzzle, my ears, my tail felt like it was actually attached to me. I could feel the wind in my fur. It was amazing. I hope I can remember that feeling for the rest of my life. I hope I can feel it again.
#Leif barks#wolfcore#therian#ok to rb#it was so freeing#phantom shifts are nearly everyday but seeing myself physically change is very rare and short lived as I said#it was a whole other level yesterday that’s for sure#I often imagine my feral form as having a massive neck ruff almost like a lions mane but not as long#felt it swishing around as I shook my head#I wish I could have seen that too but can’t look behind me lol#I did hold back a little bit I wanted to growl and chase my friend in circles on the trampoline#I settled with just rolling around and rubbing my back into the material while quietly rumbling to myself#I need an irl canine therian friend to play fight with it think it would cure something in me#and before anyone reblog this saying I’m crazy let me just clear that up by saying I’m well aware thank you#let me be happy#nonhuman
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bought a mini trampoline for exercising last year and barely used it because i usually find structured exercise routines really boring and unpleasant but i recently realized i don’t have to have a routine i can just listen to hyperpop and bounce on that thing crazy style
#neigh say#tbh highly recommend to other fat ppl that don’t like cardio#i don’t like running and stuff bc i feel super heavy and it makes it hard to move the way i want#but trampoline makes me feel a lot lighter
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"THERE SHE IS!!!! :D"
#jimmy jr is so excited to see her im gonna cryy#she was his FIRST CHOICE too he wanted to do a sky kiss on the trampoline w/ everyone watching and he was like I know exactly#who would do this with me. tina belcher#they're cuties <3 platonic or romantic#txt#bob's burgers
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everyone in the notes of that post about team flash being shit at PE being like "babes same" is so relatable lmaoo i too was bad at PE. the one time in my life that i ever caused "trouble" at school was when we did trampolining and i point blank refused to participate. i was like you think im getting up there IN FRONT OF A WHOLE CLASS AND DOING THAT?? no. not having it. the teacher was mega confused because trampolining was supposed to be the most fun module that everyone wanted to do and i was like "this is abject humiliation even greater than that of normal PE and i will not even do it at gunpoint." they called my mum and everything. like it's TRAMPOLINING. please. are you really gonna make me do it
spoiler alert: they did make me do it for a week or two and then i attempted a front drop and fucked it up so bad that the teacher thought i'd injured my spine, she was absolutely bricking it. did i play up my "injury" somewhat? you bet your boots i did. anyway after that i think she saw my point that no one with my poor level of coordination has any business being on a trampoline so she started mysteriously not noticing whenever i skipped my go. and i never had to do it again <3 anyways. tumblr friend bonding over hatred of physical activity
#i say this having just come back from the gym but that is a voluntary activity. and there were no trampolines involved#actually in a similar vein the one time i skived off class in high school i ended up skipping 5 in one go. literally an entire school day#because my whole year group was gonna be on TV for some reason and i was like absolutely the fuck not so i binned the permission slip#didnt even let my mum know about it cos she'd have made me do it#anyways all the other kids WANTED to be on TV#literally no one else refused so it didnt even occur to them to arrange cover. i went to my first lesson and the teacher never showed#so i spent the whole day wandering around the school like 🤷♀️#high school was largely just me being mortified and refusing to join in with activities that were considered fun and rewarding by other ppl
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i always find it funny when i see people try to put clear yearly boundaries on generations because like, half the time my brother and i are in different generations despite being two years apart and having very much the same experience generation-wise.
its even funnier when im the gen z and hes the millennial when hes the one who uses tiktok daily and im the one who wouldnt touch that app with a 100ft pole wearing a hazmat suit
#kai rambles#theres been a generation poll on my dash today and the tags from my mutuals seems to agree with this#its so funny when someones like ''no your brother who is two years older than you who you grew up idolising and spent most of your childhoo#following around and having the exact same experience because your family had the mentality of not giving to one without the other? yeah he#in a different generation than you''#like if my brother is a millenial im a millenial#if im gen z my brothers gen z#why did i have a bmx? because my brother did#why did i have a football phase? because my brother did#why did i get my first phone? because my brother got his and my mom didnt want to give to one but not the other#why did i spend countless evenings playing gutterball? because my brother did#why did my brother get a trampoline for his birthday? because my family decided to chip in to get him and me a trampoline#why did i get a nintendo wii for my birthday? because my family chipped in to get me and my brother a nintendo wii?#why did my brother get a nintendo ds? because i got one#i got mine before his so i had the OG and he got the lite#and then i got a nintendo dsi i think? for christmas
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Having chronic back pain fucking sucks
#You ever wanted to go ice skating?#Jump on a trampoline?#Just fucking run??#I can do none of those things without risk of blowing my back out hard enough I can't move for a week#I woke up this morning with a slight twinge in my leg and just now had to be rolled to bed in my desk chair#And I do my stretches!#I mind my posture!#It's so frustrating!#I spent at least two months out of the year in pain#And one month out of these two months unable to move because the pain is so severe#I hateee itttt#But hey at least I got to watch Batman Begins without my Mum complaining because she felt bad for me
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I have a part of a song that makes me sad stuck in my head because my brain is Mean (and apparently also officially has OCD- wild thing I found out today!) So I am going to think about soft things with Toshi to comfort myself until I can get some sleep. I start a new job tomorrow tho so I'm procrastinating on that particular thing dkdnskg
#rain rambles#life update ig? jdjsjssh#im starting work at a trampoline park tomorrow#and I'm nervous bevause my track record with jobs (especially ones where im on my feet all day) hasnt been very good#but my bosses seem really nice! so im excited to be part of the team for as long as i can!#anyways yeah about the OCD.#i took an online quiz that said i probably had it. but i didn't want to base anything on that. i forgot abt it and went to therapy.#my therapist interrupted me to ask if i was diagnosed with OCD. i said no and she asked if i wanted to go through the assessment to see#so i said sure and uh. sure enough... more letters for my alphabet soup dksjsnb#what us it now- AUDHD. OCD. PTSD. BPD.#wild times in this brain lads. wild wild time.#Its ok my f/os love me even if i am a little Messy in the brain area
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