#literally no one else refused so it didnt even occur to them to arrange cover. i went to my first lesson and the teacher never showed

[coldflasher]

everyone in the notes of that post about team flash being shit at PE being like "babes same" is so relatable lmaoo i too was bad at PE. the one time in my life that i ever caused "trouble" at school was when we did trampolining and i point blank refused to participate. i was like you think im getting up there IN FRONT OF A WHOLE CLASS AND DOING THAT?? no. not having it. the teacher was mega confused because trampolining was supposed to be the most fun module that everyone wanted to do and i was like "this is abject humiliation even greater than that of normal PE and i will not even do it at gunpoint." they called my mum and everything. like it's TRAMPOLINING. please. are you really gonna make me do it

spoiler alert: they did make me do it for a week or two and then i attempted a front drop and fucked it up so bad that the teacher thought i'd injured my spine, she was absolutely bricking it. did i play up my "injury" somewhat? you bet your boots i did. anyway after that i think she saw my point that no one with my poor level of coordination has any business being on a trampoline so she started mysteriously not noticing whenever i skipped my go. and i never had to do it again <3 anyways. tumblr friend bonding over hatred of physical activity