#i wake up to this

[flowertreat-cats]

Daisy Cakes: Why, good morning, mother

[silassstingy]

wwenxt: @/rhearipley_wwe gets attacked in the #wwenxt parking lot by @/raquelwwe and @/yaonlylivonce

[theanticool]

Luka Doncic????!!!! Are you fucking kidding me???!!!!

[on-leatheredwings]

Okay so, obviously dames can't be with you every night despite the need to be close to you. He has to clean up Gotham so it's safe for all your future babies, so he asks you to send little videos or voice memos through the afternoon and night. He uses this as a way to know what to provide for you if you're low on any skincare products or if you mention needed something like juice or having a certain craving! He keeps a list, dates included, of the little things you mentioned.

Which he always stops and picks up for you, with limits. You want some more orange juice? He's only bringing you some he made with the biggest and ripest oranges. You're low on moisturizer? Don't worry, he has some that his mother made with the finest natural ingredients....one namely being Lazarus pit water and it's in an irreplaceable jar! Craving buffalo wings from the greasy place down the street? He can't even fathom letting you go there anymore, much less alone. He'll make you some, don't even try to get some delivered. Can you really trust delivery drivers these days? Anything for a good tip they say.....

And for the actual videos, he watches them with wide eyes. Every possible second of you in your mundane glory. Show him you're flossing your teeth properly like a good beloved.....talk him through any new steps in your skincare, offer him a bite of your dinner despite knowing he obviously isn't there. Think of him, always. Think of him the way he thinks of you, constantly and lovingly. Let him know you want him there by your side the way his heart and lungs ache to be. After all, you hold innocent lives in your hands. How could he pay attention to what's going on around him if you don't do like you're told and send him updates? Really, the blood is on your hands....

Much love from Damian anon(being called Papa wasn't in my bingo card for tonight)

hhhsag I hhhahfdnsdvznsnwn

hhahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[wheezing]

hwheheeeheaaaaaaassaaaaaa

papa hheeeeee

[p-h03n1-x]

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[ghostlycorvud]

TRUMP GOT FUCKING SHOT????

[arminsumi]

pov: u get a "part 2 when" comment on a fic that took all ur braincells to write

[bandsanitizer]

!!! jang yunho!!! i just want to talk!!!

[hansoeii]

only you.

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[freefallintothevoid]

Dick Grayson's unmatched success as a child vigilante makes a lot more sense when you remember the Court of Owls was a thing and that Dick was meant to be the next Grey Son.

There is no way that someone at Haly's Circus wasn't there keeping an eye on him while he grew up. A future weapon needs to be trained and monitored after all, and a circus, a place where weird skills are completely normal, is actually a great place to secretly train a child.

You know, just some knife tricks that translated really well into actual fighting. How to get out of restraints and pick locks while under a time limit. Death defying acrobatic stunts that coincidentally do wonders for parkouring. That sort of thing. Nothing that seems out of place for a boy growing up around circus performers to learn, but would literally any where else.

I mean, while I fully believe that most kids would want to kill the man responsible for their parents deaths, Dick was weirdly prepared to go through it. He tracked down Zucco with way more ease than any normal child should have too. He became the first child vigilante, for goodness sake. The first Robin! He only started getting formal training after he basically forced Bruce into it!

Bruce himself has no idea that this kind of competency in a child is unusual, considering he was much too blinded by the similarities between his and Dick's tragic orphanhoods.

Alfred is in a similar boat because he’s desensitized to weird children after he somehow managed to successfully raise Bruce 'The Batman' Wayne, so he doesn't clock the hyper-competency as abnormal either.

By the time the other batkids start popping up (Jason 'The Audacity' Todd, borderline-street rat with no fear) (Tim 'the greatest stalker in Gotham history' Drake, child genius, also bullied his way into becoming Robin) (Barbara 'raised by the only uncorrupt cop in gotham' Gordon) (Stephanie 'daddy issues and spite' Brown) (Duke 'Pretends he's the normal one and people believe him' Thomas) it's too late.

It would also explain how Dick got along so well with Damian out of all of them. Similar childhood with different approaches and all that. On some subconscious level, Dick recognises and resonates with the murderous ten year old assassin with strong familial ties to a secret elite assassin organization.

It isn't until after the whole Court of Owls and Grey Son reveal that suddenly Dick realises a whole lot of things about his childhood that suddenly make a lot more sense.

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

a-

The infamous leg hook

Ahh, why does Larian have to hide the angle from us...

[pop-video]

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