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Hey Bioware, Question for you...
Remember when you were doing those interviews about why we only have three decisions for our world state??? And you said:
“For us, the core philosophy was that we want you to make choices that matter; choices that we can actually reflect. “Part of going to northern Thedas is that a lot of stuff that matters tremendously if you’re in Ferelden and Orlais doesn’t matter as much in Tevinter. A great example is that The Divine is hugely important if you’re Adrastian in the south of Thedas, but they have their own Divine up in Minrathous. We really wanted to focus on decisions we knew would matter; that we knew we could do something interesting with.”
Remember that??? Or how about the "We don't want to invalidate any canon and also not just do little one liners or tidbits that are meaningless" spiel? Remember that???
Then please explain this:
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(video/short credit goes to DanaDuchy on youtube, the short shows the one of very few reference to a Dorian romance within the game)
Why then is a Dorian romance given 3 throwaway lines???? Like you are joking right? Solas gets a fucking monologue about his lover and an ending and not only did you do Dorian dirty by making him bland as hell, but his romance is given three missable lines of dialogue. Dorian and the Inquisitor don't really need to even be in the game if this is how you are going to treat them. And I'm fairly certain the other romances that don't appear are given even worse treatment. I sincerely hope there's something else that's just being missed because...
Come the fuck on guys. If you are going to lie, do it better.
Just come out and say this is your reboot. That the only reason why we got to create our Inquisitor is for the Solas-mancers, because that's your canon.
#I'm pissed and need to rant#dragon age 4#dragon age the veilguard#dorian pavus#dorian x inquisitor#not again bioware#bioware#what the actual fuck#Ignoring the massive plotholes with Mythal#This is inexcusable#Like did you people even try? Like truly?#Which person was in charge of Dorian and the other returning characters? Who made the decision to just pastel everything?#A magister being gay and having a Southern Lover with immense political power seems like something that needs a bit more#i truly cannot believe this#Actually I can#And that's the sad part#I'm tired and sad and disappointed.#Thanks for spitting in my face#pay no attention to the bird behind the curtain#Youtube#Spoilers#veilguard spoilers
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One of my wonderful wonderful mutuals conspired with ANOTHER one of my incredible incredible mutuals to get a box of friendship bracelets to me, many of which featured ~Allylikethecat~ things like Pop and On a Friday and Fictional!Gatty. If anyone needs me I’ll be crying in my hotel room because I cannot BELIEVE that writing fic has brought such kindness and such wonderful people into my life 🩵
#allylikethecat#keep it kind#ally’s thoughts#y’all know who you are#thank you so so so much#i truly cannot believe this#also your bracelet making talent needs to be shared#because holy shit these are incredible#also like today is my last day in London and I am the most sad about it#i dont wanna go home
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When are the cignifiant figure’s releasing their album made specifically to bully Ruben Hopclap?
#I truly cannot believe that I never posted this?? I made it back when the finale came out#I put them in super boring outfits cause I couldn’t find a way to make their palettes NOT clash#sorry guys. I know in my heart of hearts that their outfits would be cooler than this#cursed to always draw Gorgug wildly different every time#fig faeth#gorgug thistlespring#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#d20 fantasy high#d20 fanart#fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#d20 fhjy#undescribed#not described#my art
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Kendrick: youre racist
drake: you wanna get slaves freed
Kendrick: youre a pedophile and a dangerous child predator
drake: you got molested lmfao, that shit must rlly still bother you huh
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You’re just supposed to touch his cheek, brush away the hair with the pad of your finger and then get back to work, that’s all it is, so you’re completely unprepared for the feeling that rockets through your chest when your skin finally touches his. Yunho gasps softly as your fingers brush over his cheek, his eyes blowing wide and his expression blanking, and it’s the only indication you have that he feels something too. A tightness wrenches in your chest, like someone pressed something hot and hard directly into your breastbone and your stomach does a somersault. Your ears are ringing, and you’re pretty sure your heart is about to beat out of your chest now that it’s started up again. The tattoo on your chest feels warm beneath your blouse. [...] He’s yours. You want to reach out and yank up his shirt, check the tattoo over his heart to see if it’s the same looping knot shape as yours, but you don’t need to see it to know for sure. It’s him.
across stardust ⋆✴︎˚。⋆ idol!yunho x makeup artist!reader find the rest here
#jeong yunho#yunho#yunho x reader#yunho fic#yunho ff#yunho smut#yunho fluff#yunho romance#ateez ff#ateez fic#ateez fanfic#ateez smut#i truly cannot believe he posted these pics i've been insane all day about this#like is he reading does he agree are we meant to be (i'm kidding)
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(who are you if not the funnyjokespuns person?)
Siffrin and ISAT: @insertdisc5 Photography: @electrospectrum
#In Stars And Time#ISAT#in stars and time#isat#siffrin cosplay#isat siffrin#in stars and time cosplay#siffrin#in stars and time siffrin#start again: a prologue#Siffrin ISAT#cosplay#phroob cosplays#Oh my fucking god y'all I am SO pleased with this shoot!!#I am obsessed with how good this looks#The symbolism of being sat between two graves??#The big overgrown window?#MY COSPLAY????#I truly cannot believe this is my cosplay#Chase killed this shoot#screaming crying throwing up
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Dorian confessing his intention to return to Tevinter for good is so heartbreaking in the Tresspasser DLC. Because of course he does! It doesn't come out of nowhere, he tells the inquisitor as much before they even defeat Corypheus - he loves his home country and knows that he personally needs to be the one to fix it. Not any foreign power (including you and the Inquisition) but through internal change. And he's so blasé about it when he tells you, keeping his tone light, excited for his future work with Maevaris and the Lucerni! Of course, he didn't want you to find out like that but this is a good thing. He's happy! He's practically jovial!
And then you think about how familiar that tone of voice is. And remember his romance scene, and the nonchalant way he asks you if this whole relationship is just a one-time thing. And how he jokes and jibes with you in the bad-end future during In Hushed Whispers, to the point where Leliana calls him out on the obvious attempt at levity. Barring your brushes with his family, who elicit a kind of knee-jerk anger that cracks his usual mask, Dorian is very good at maintaining that emotional wall. So you listen as your heart breaks, as you consider how to respond to the lightness of him in this devastating moment, and you realise-
Dorian is terrified. The kind of scared where you can't really voice it, not in public, not even in private spaces when you aren't 100% in control. It's scary losing a parent, even one you're not quite reconciled with. To have to take his place and fill a role you've never fit, and somehow finally actually push forward with all the ideals you've been imagining to be so far away for many years. And to do all that on the opposite side of the world from the people who all made you finally believe it could be possible in the first place?
Dorian is so very used to being the brave one, the optimistically realistic one, that he can't possibly burden you - whose heart is breaking, whose Inquisition is failing, whose body is slowly killing them - with all of his own ugly fear. That wouldn't be very charming and dependable and Dorian of him, would it? More to the point, leaning on you would be both more burdensome to you and chafe against his own stubborn pride - not accepting favours is well-established during his romance-specific quest to retrieve his birthright. So instead of taking you aside somewhere quiet, consulting you about his final decision on the matter, and giving both of you the space to grieve, he...
Well he tells Varric. And Sera, and Bull, and Cole. Part of it is practice - how might they react? Part of it is in hope for advice on how to break the news. Varric and Bull are adept speakers. Cole's whole job is compassion. Even Sera's bluntness might help when you're chronically incapable of not sugarcoating things. But all it really does it make things worse, because its a distancing tactic. Nothing can truly prepare him for the crack in your voice, the sharp sting of your flinch and the perceived betrayal.
It's almost ironic, that his romantic lock-in asks you to decide if you're in for the long haul, when Dorian's entire arc is one that will inevitably draw him back to Tevinter. And specifically in such a way as to leave you. Because he does not want you tagging along (at least not now, not as the Inquisitor.) Dorian's fear in this moment is not fully centered on you, the man he loves, but there is certainly a part of him that is back in the Inquisitor's chambers on the opposite side of that question of 'do you want me to stay.'
Dorian Pavus' greatest fear is temptation, emblazoned on his tombstone in the Fade for all to see. And there you are, with your political power, ready to jump in and save the day once again on his behalf. And he's tempted. There you are with your familiarity and a space for him in the South that accepts him for who he is. And he's tempted.
There you are. Loving him. And well...
So he doesn't lower his voice to whisper to you, or hold you too close. He confesses in public where the crowds prohibit hysterics, he sips on precious wine, and he gifts you his sending stone. It is both distance and closeness all tied with a bow. A temptation that he can just about handle. Fear under wraps. Because if he lets you, you will - without even knowing - stop his entire life in its tracks. You represent everything he can never afford to lose to. And it is wretched how desperately he doesn't want to lose you.
#dorian pavus#dai#dragon age inquisition#dorian x inquisitor#dragon age meta#rambles#dorian crying out that he knew the inquisitor would break his heart#is such a beautifully bittersweet moment#because of course he will#but i get the sense that part of him cannot believe his absence#would ever break the inquisitor's heart in return#that his hope for just a little while longer#would truly be reciprocated#even if it can't happen#dorian pavus when i find the men who hurt you and toyed with your heart
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green thumb....??
#amazingphil#phil lester#dan and phil#revealing my long lost origins as a dnp fan acct#cannot believe i'm here again six years later but i'm glad to be back!#truly their peak era#this anecdote from his latest video actually sends me every time i think abt it LIKEE
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Okay y'all...but 911 is actually a good fucking show. Like y'all only ever talked about the boy kissing - that didnt exactly prepare me for the CINEMA that was the emotional OSCAR WINNING TSUNAMI drama. This show has slutty gay firemen co-parenting yes, but it also has the campiest storylines in the modern era acted by, again, OSCAR WINNING ANGELA BASSETT??! What?!
#truly buddie gifs did not prepare me for this#i thought the earthquake was good but this tsumani has me HOOKED bitch#and yes buddie#those two fruits??#i cant BELIEVE how flirty they are#im so serious when i say they were never friends#in every word those boys share with each other#underneath what they are really saying is FUCK ME#i cannot#buddie#911 abc#911
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lauren & connor
#mcdrai#connor please#leon please#ever since we got the cropped vertical vid i have assumed/hoped/wanted confirmation that it was leon SO BAD#and i truly cannot believe i got it#connor's hand in his armpitttttttttttt#leon still just like housing his drink against connor's body...#yeah#i'm fine#i want to mcdie
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matthew fox said sawyer choking jack rights in the bts for s5 (in the smallest, calmest voice possible)
#lost#lost abc#jack shephard#james ford#he said jawyer rights <3#i didnt want to transcribe/subtitle the vid bc i cannot 100% make out the full sentence bc hes just truly mumbling around#i like to believe its 'i think it's fucking choking dude'#and the way josh is like 🥰alright i can do that too🥰#lost spoilers
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Everlasting A5
#when I tried to post this tumblr signed me out of my account???#all that work and I wasn't even happy with it halfway through but now I love this thang. yay#X's clock hand has no gears on it for lore reasons and not because I didn't wanna draw it I swear#this is actually the first time I've drawn both Abram and Abel. Abram was a darling to draw and Abel had his face redrawn 14 times#I believe it's physically impossible not to make Adam look real pretty in literally anything. plus I took tattoo liberties and I like em#he's barefoot in my heart but unfortunately I cannot draw feet.#anyways. justifications:#Time Duck as an abno has its event centred around what one perceives it to be - a rabbit or a duck#this links to Fau in how it can be unclear when it is her and when it is the Gesellschaft. who she is at any one point is somewhat up to yo#and I think it links very similarly to the A5 - are they truly all one in the same#or are they different people with the same - or similar enough - starting points#especially for X - which is why he's the goopy-est - is he simply Ayin once again or has he changed to the point of being his own person#that goes for every loop's X as well. can the same shape change enough in ones eyes to become an entirely different animal#also the time theme and Fau's corrosion quote 'Thus. You cease to move. Trapped in the stopped time. For eternity'#is an obvious reference to the time loop shenanigans at L Corp HQ#they are all trapped by him in the same 50 days. never to move forward with the rest of the world. for a practical eternity#also doomsday clock on Fau's corrosion is a reference to how A and D keep paralleling eachother and probably know eachother from somewhere#the tremor on the E.G.O is like how each thing that happened brought him closer to the brink [aka the stagger threshold]#and the sinking on the gift [gestures at Abram]#plus the mechanical theme connects to how Ayin looked towards the seemingly infallible idea of the machine in his time of need#fanart#ayin lobcorp#abram lobcorp#abel lobcorp#adam lobcorp#x lobcorp#lobotomy corporation#limbus company#🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕#NEVER DRAW GEARS PLEASE JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE IT IS NEVER WORTH IT
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can you believe the whole "everyone assumes aziraphale is gay" has evolved from being a throwaway joke in the book to having an actual stake in the interpersonal conflicts between the characters in the show. aziraphale being gay and having male lovers has PLOT RELEVANCE now. how did we get here
#good omens#once again i truly cannot believe we survived the queerbait. i cannot believe we made it this far#good omens spoilers
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my most boomer thomas edison was a witch technology is killing us take is that i believe in my soul that deepfakes should not only be illegal but we should destroy all of the technology behind them
#irdc if you think this post should have punctuation it’s a personal post that left quarantine it wasn’t for All Of You#truly i cannot believe there has not been a huge lawsuit yet regarding deepfakes#still hoping tom cruise changes his mind and sues the shit out of the deep fake tom cruise guys they’re the biggest offenders wrt the tech
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a friend bought me y8 so i sped through gaiden really fast beforehand and it was....... PREDDY GOOD........!
#chipchopdraws#yakuza gaiden#yakuza like a dragon#ryu ga gotoku#kosei shishido#kihei hanawa#kazama kiryu#yakuza gaiden spoilers#blood#you never truly forget how to draw kiryu its like riding a bike i remembered all my training#i cannot believe this game made me care about him again actually shocked....#[holds head laying on the ground] hello rgg hole i missed you <3#now i gotta go play y8 for 2 weeks straight if you dont see me thats where ill be
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Okay, let's finally talk about EPIC's Apollo
I feel very compelled to say, first of all, that I do not dislike Epic. In fact, I am very fond of Epic and have been following its production and status very eagerly! I attend all the launch streams, I watch all of Herrans' update videos; I am, at the end of the day, a fan and I want it to be known that my words are spoken out of love and passion as much as they are spoken from a place of critique.
So really, what my problem with Epic's Apollo?
In the briefest possible terms; the choice to have Apollo be defined by his musical aspect in God Games is thematically strange. And not in the 'oh well in the Odyssey, Apollo was important to Odysseus and his family so it's weird that that wasn't kept in Epic' strange, strange in the sense that Odysseus' character arc since My Goodbye has been getting more and more obviously Apollonian and so it is positively bizarre that when we get to meet Apollo, the god seems entirely disinterested in him and his affairs. So much so that he is not even defined by any station that would indicate that he has been watching over and protecting Odysseus and his family.
What do I mean by 'Odysseus has been following an Apollonian arc'? I'm so glad you asked!
Remember Them is the last song in which Odysseus explicitly uses his sword until Mutiny where he must use it to defend himself against Eurylochus' blade. He uses it to help enact the plan to conquer Polyphemus and, due to Polites dying in that battle, Polites who wished for Odysseus to put the blade down entirely and embrace a post-war life, Odysseus also retires his sword. This is an action that symbolically separates him from Athena - and the image of Odysseus as a traditional warrior set for him in Horse and Infant - as much as My Goodbye physically separates him from the goddess and her war-ways - from this point onwards, Odysseus will no longer be leaning on Athena's wisdom or methods to solve his problems. Likewise, he will no longer be able to rely on her protection.
Odysseus thusly solves most of his upcoming problems through diplomacy and avoidance. He approaches Aeolus - a strange and ambiguous god (both in gender and in motivation) and appeals to them for help. Circe too, he approaches not with wishes to conquer or for revenge, but for the safe returning of his men and an alternate way forward. In all of these scenarios, there is some Apollonian element which is subtly interweaved alongside the influence of other gods; it is with a bow and arrows that Polyphemus' sheep is slain (and thus it is this Apollonian element which is at the root of Odysseus' spat with Poseidon), it is a vision of Penelope that warns Odysseus that his men are about to open Aeolus' wind-bag, Circe's peace offering to Odysseus is to refer him to a prophet of Apollo who has since died.
In this way, Apollo is walking alongside Odysseus for all of his journey after Athena departs - even in the Underworld, he is guiding him. It is Tiresias' proclamation that is the last straw for Odysseus, it is by the power of a mouthpiece of Apollo that Odysseus decides to embrace his ruthlessness. It is with the bow and arrow that Odysseus subdues the siren who sought to trick him, likewise, Odysseus does not attempt to undermine or escape the fate of paying Scylla's passage price - he knows of the doom about to befall the six men and quite unlike the rest of the journey until this point, he does not fight against it. This all comes to a head on Thrinacia where it is a blade which sacrifices the sun god's cow and brings destruction upon the crew once more.
My point with all of this is that when I heard the teasers for God Games years ago, it made perfect sense to me that Apollo would be Round One - he is not Odysseus' adversary and has no reason to oppose Athena's wish to free him. From other teasers about what will happen in the climax of Epic, Apollo will still be walking alongside Odysseus - it is Apollo's bow that Penelope will give the suitors to string. Likewise, it is Apollo's bow that will prove Odysseus' legitimacy and identity. That bow will be the power by which Odysseus hunts his adversaries and cleans out his palace - it is Apollo who is the avatar of Odysseus' ruthlessness, not Athena.
So tell me, truly, what was the point of having Apollo raise a non-argument in God Games? Why have him appear unconcerned, aloof and slightly oblivious? Why have him appear in his capacity as the Lord of Music at all?? And if the intention was never to make Apollo an active player in Odysseus' life like he was in the Odyssey, why keep Odysseus as a primary archer?
The answer of course is that Apollo is inextricable from the fabric of the Odyssey - his influence and favour exudes from Odysseus just as much as Athena's. In Athena's ten year sulk, it would have been Apollo who kept Telemachus and Penelope safe. It would have been Apollo protecting Odysseus from Poseidon's gaze as he travelled the seas (according to the Odyssey anyway)
Forgive me for not being excited about something that I thought was being purposefully set up. I was extremely ecstatic about all of the little Apollonian details that litter the sagas because I know where this story ends up (loosely) but all God Games did was reveal that maybe those Apollonian details were not intentional at all, but merely the ghost of the Apollo who persistently haunts those he favours, even if he cannot explicitly come to their aide in an adaptation.
#ginger rambles#apollo#odysseus#epic the musical#athena#This of course is not mentioning the whole 'in the Odyssey the suitors have been explicitly praying#for Apollo to kill Telemachus so they can have free reign and Apollo is just going 'what's that? I'm sorry I can't hear haters' thing#I'm actually so disappointed by Apollo in God Games because I truly did believe that it was leading up to Apollo and Athena#BOTH being by Odysseus' side in the end#I really like the fandom view that Apollo used the sirens as an excuse because he has nothing against Odysseus#but in order for me to give that any merit there would have needed to be something in the text itself to support that#And Apollo only has the three-four lines which like - in and of itself is crazy#I really wish Apollo and Hephaestus had full verses like Aphrodite/Ares#Or at least a back and forth like Hera#The milquetoast Apollo who is apparently upset about murder but then only took a light rebut for him back down#I'm sorry have you not seen Apollo when he's mad about murder before? He's not that reasonable I promise you#I'm just not going to talk about him being mad about the sirens specifically if I think about that too long I'll get hives#Looking very forward to when Penelope finally gets her song 😭😭😭#Cannot believe you still don't have your song debut my queen the Odysseus economy is also in shambles
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