#i too eat rocks
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today's prompt was 'saddle' so i felt obligated to draw a character from SBR, but i haven't read SBR yet, so as per request of one of my besties, here's hot pants
and here is diego eating rocks
#jjba#jojos bizarre adventure#i feel a kinship with a man who has gotten his ass beat for three consecutive hours in a fighting game#i too eat rocks#and he is silly your honour#jojo's bizarre adventure#steel ball run#diegosaur#diego brando#hot pants#jjba fanart#amby draws#my art#inktober 2023#i dont know anything about sbr but i love diego
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they are so stupid
i love them
#actually bachelor eats rocks too#but i needed to make a meme so…#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#clara the changeling#мор утопия#артемий бурах#даниил данковский#клара самозванка
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I can now die in peace
#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jshk#aoi akane#the three clock keepers#mirai#kako#Kako has nail polish and he rocks it#Kaane being the only one looking at us while Kako and Mirai are looking forward them#eating all of that#Kako “fading” in the bg#Akane being so serious while looking at the readers#I am not okay#and the green is so pretty aaah#I love love love the shades in their hair#dont mind me I can t type#what a nice thing to wake up to#ramblings#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jibaku shonen hanako kun#I like how we can't see Mirai's wrist “joints” while she is assembled too#Kako's clock is supposed to be black though I think?#I had the hc that the blu in Akane's eyes were like this mostly when he is a supernatural (even if it changes on most illustrations)#but here?? amazing 100000/10#love it sm
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delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍
#genshin impact#nahida#wanderer#scaramouche#baizhu#qiqi#he's a robot right he can eat that#it's fine#changsheng#art#mine#ummy ummy#YUM YUM#i love to headcanon him eating/drinking strange things#his teapot line about the tea is just crazy#they could've been making him drink ANYTHING and he would have just done it LMAO#motor oil!#gasolina!#fuckin... swamp juice!#kabukimono fresh out of shakkei pavilion eating bugs#eating ROCKS#TT_TT#it would be really funny if he could digest it too#which brings me to#nahida is a plant right so does she eat dirt?#like she eats human food too#BUT. nahida the water drinker the huge water enthusiast#water sunlight and soil baybeee#still thinking about how nahida straight-up turned into a fungus WTF that was so wild#like what the fuck seriously
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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention#‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short
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sink your teeth into hope
false meridian, invent animate // stomach it, crywolf // the penumbra podcast : juno steel and the time gone by (part one) // true faith, lotte kestner // critical role, c2e105 : rumble at rumblecusp // haunted, acacia ridge // i know you love to fall, message to bears // dusk, chelsea wolfe
#im normal im normal im normal im sooo normal#i wanted to try web weaving but actually i needed to draw more and here we are#no idea what im doing! but im having fun!#but ive looked at this for too long please have it#in other news im going to eat rocks whatever#princezam#itzsubz#lifesteal smp#lifesteal fanart#lssmp#my art#tealarts
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11. Family AU
#bungo stray dogs#bungo stray dogs chuuya#bungo stray dogs dazai#bungou stray dogs#bungou stray dogs chuuya#bungou stray dogs dazai#bsd#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#bsd atsushi#bsd akutagawa#skk#soukoku#inktober 2023#(sskk are here!!)#(As little ones)#(Please do not let your child eat rocks)#(And please do not drop your child either)#(This is a bit of a messy family)#(Did you know I use to run a bsd family ask blog too?)#(It still exists I'm sure you can find it haha)#(Maybe one day I'll reopen or make a new askblog but it is very heavy on interactions)#(So its a bit difficult when its quiet)
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hello... you may notice you are strapped to a chair infront of a computer screen.... you must either saw off your arms or read two hours worth of mcu influenced daredevil fanon
#daredevil comics#matt murdock#comic matt murdock#skyler posting#if i see one more dark mcu matt fic tagged as murderdock im going to eat rocks#so many awful fucking takes on his character too like#idk! you can always tell when the author just wants to fuck charlie cox and blacked out during half the show#you can headcanon whatever you want i have alot of transfem and aro matt hcs personally#but mcu fans specifically always treat their shit like its gospel and it gets so annoying#wheres the nuance... wheres the media literacy...
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Just saw a tiktok talking about Sylus is girl dad coded and you know what? After the new event card with him braiding MC’s hair, I can see that 😭
I NEEDDDDD more girl dad Sylus fics to read bcs that man is a huge teddy bear 😭
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#sylus love and deepspace#sylus#and while we’re at it. I also see Zayne as a girl dad too#girl dad rocks#i am a huge simp for girl dads#i am a sucker for a guy who looks like he could kill (and he would) but is a softie to some people#i eat that shit UP
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led zeppelin, 1969* — taken from the booklet insert of led zeppelin - early days: the best of led zeppelin
(photos courtesy of jim cummins)
*these photos are labeled as october 16, 1970, however in my research I found the photos were actually taken in july 1969 at ahmet ertegun's home in new york, ny — source: jimmy page by jimmy page pgs 126-130
#also jimmy already had the beard by october 1970 so#eat my shorts#citing my sources bc I'm hot#anyway#I love these photos so much and I've never seen them put together in one place#and here they are!#they were too good not to share#my scan#my edit#jimmy page#robert plant#john paul jones#john bonham#led zeppelin#classic rock#rock stars#1969#1960s#60s#ahmet ertegun
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My real life Scout TF2 moment was when I ate pop rocks and drank Sprite at the same time and had this sinking feeling that I was in primal danger because something was telling me I shouldn't mix the two and then my stomach exploded.
#tf2 scout#i feel like thats something hed run to Medic for#Medic would tell him his stomach will explode too#“Scout it is 3 am... Why the hell are you eating pop rocks and drinking Sprite?”#“I WAS HUNGRY OKAY!? IS MY STOMACH GONNA EXPLODE!?!?!?”#“Ja it will.”#Scout starts writing his will#tf2
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besties how do we feel about wild west au mattdrai
#mattdrai#humour me#besides that rock climber au#i havent dived into aus too much#mostly because i don't often find them that compelling to write#without hockey#(reading au's is another thing i eat that shit up)#but!!!#im having a VISION
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Episode 4 in a nutshell
@escapedaudios
#escapedaudios#blue infinity#audio rp#digital art#meme#Blind Simon wants to eat the rock lol#Plot twist: Yahui/Lass is like that because his hat is too dang pointy#Should I color this at some point?#I didn’t do him justice#wanted to find the original meme in the same size but this was the reference
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Thinking about how the different races think about teeth.
Hylians, sheikah and gerudo are probably just like humans, baby set and then adult set, mby with little fangs bc I just love that aspect of fantasy.
Zora regrow their teeth like sharks, just have them constantly cooking behind the scenes ready to drop in when one breaks off. I want to say they have more than one row in their mouths, and I will bc its freaky and cool.
Gorons have really dense teeth (not bone), bc they need to crunch through stone and jaw strength only takes you so far. But honestly I reckon their teeth are constantly growing, faster as children and slower as they age. The regular wear and tear keeps them generally small but sometimes you need to break off chunks to keep it manageable. (Kinda like nails? If you let them keep growing then they tend to curl and dig into your skin and cause all sorts of problems)
Rito... don't have teeth. Obviously. They maintain their beaks with various surfaces, cuttlefish if you're fancy, but like if it breaks that's pretty much it, either leave it or get a prosthetic. But teeth? That freaks them out. Wdym ur bones are exposed and sometimes fall out how are you okay with this?!?
#...all of this too say it would be REALLY funny if on like a champion mission or smth link gets hit a bit too hard and looses a tooth#and urbosa is like “yikes. thats unfortunate. but hey youre young lets hope it was a baby”#(it wasnt)#miphas got her hands in his mouth “hmm i cant see the next tooth yet but im sure itll be here soon :))#how long does it usually take for you?“#daruks there “dont worry brother tiny teeth are all the rage with young gorons these days. youll still be able to enjoy a rock roast!”#and revali is torn between making fun of link for losing his bones and being horrified that sometimes they just FALL OUT of hylians#like what the fuck could that happen to him? is his beak just going to fall off one day? surely not#zeldas already taken the tooth to study it bc how the fuck does he eat rocks without breaking them is it magic??#anyway thats my silly little thought#rito#goron#hylian#sheikah#gerudo#zora#botw#loz#moss' madness
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kyomura propaganda
#i love the idea of two traumatized girls but one eats dirt and catches animals with her bare hands and the other is the devil incarnate#kyoko loves her emo gf and she brings her cool rocks she finds#homura ugly sobs at this gesture cause no one likes her#they bicker like old people too but thats cause theyre silly like that#madoka magica#kyoko sakura#akemi homura#kyomura#kyohomu#this is all canon i created pmmm btw#pmmm
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Tangled The Series would have been very different if Varian were voiced by John Mulaney, huh?
#“You want it? Go get it” *chucks the scroll into a gutter*#“ I told you I’m worried about Corona too you know like a liar”#*almost gets murdered by Andrew twice* “now we don’t have time to unpack all of that”#“Varian why didn’t you do anything when the Saporians took over?!?” “I was over on the bench”#“Is Frederic a good king?” “Whose to say”#*sees Quirin in amber in a red rock induced hallucination* NOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT#“Because this is Old Corona and life is a fucking nightmare”#“No offense Varian” “NAWT FUNNAEY”#“I am very small and have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under”#*sees an automaton* “I smell a robot- prove prove”#*gets his fathers acceptance and pride* “THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF LUXURY”#@Andrew “beat it bozo”#Raps fights back against him using the rocks “YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY”#@the fear rocks “everything else is so goddamn weird this might as well happen”#Varian making that bottle rocket that explodes eggs#@Cass during Nothing Left To Lose “you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair”#“Eat ass suck a dick and sell drugs”#tts#tangled the series#rapunzel's tangled adventure#varian
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