#diegosaur

[ambyandony]

today's prompt was 'saddle' so i felt obligated to draw a character from SBR, but i haven't read SBR yet, so as per request of one of my besties, here's hot pants

and here is diego eating rocks

[tonberry-yoda]

YIPPE HI ITS ME

I got another idea when i was studying sooo here it is

What about fem reader painting diavolos nails🤭

Hed be like “wtf no” at the start for sure BUTTT with a little convincingggg it could work riiight?

I just want to give him pink with black fade nails🤧

notes - AHHHH DIEGOSAUR MY LOVE! I forgot you requested this and when I found it again, I literally knew I needed to write this! It's so cute omfg! I wrote you a little fic for it and Diavolo being grumpy is my everything! I hope you enjoy, my love! Have an amazing day <333 word count - 413 summary - you're bored out of your mind and need to let off some steam. Turns out, your bf is the perfect grumpy guinea pig to let you make pretty ~~BUY ME A KO-FI (COMMISIONS ARE OPEN)~~

"Diavolo, I'm bored." you pouted, resting your chin on the other side of Diavolo's desk. He didn't even look at you once, the bastard.

"So?" he asked, typing away.

You huffed and walked out of the room. You were sick of his attitude and bored out of your mind, so you were going to cure both.

You walked back in the room with black and pink nail polish with a top coat as well.

Diavolo finally looked up at you and gave you a confused look. "What?"

"I wanna paint your nails."

"What?! No!"

You brought up a chair to sit on the other side of his desk and slammed his laptop shut. "Just let me do it."

He looked down at the nail polish and back up at you. "What can I do to make it up to you?" he asked, referring to how he's been treating you.

"By letting me paint your nails."

He groaned and took the nail polish from you, looking it over. He really had to think about it, even denying it a few times, but after some convincing, and being extra pouty, he finally let you.

You put his hands on the table and turned on the radio next to you.

"You look so cute when you're grumpy." you told him, pressing a kiss to his nose.

"Shut up."

You just giggled and shook up the nail polish, looking over his nails. They were quite healthy and rather long, so this was going to be fun for sure. Especially the idea you had in mind. You loved his hair, so you wanted it to match, but nothing would be better than a black that fades into pink.

You got right to work and Diavolo was pouting for a little while until he began to look intrigued. You were working so intricately on his nails, making sure to make them looked as good as possible and he really appreciated it.

It was also relaxing. He's been so busy for so long that the two of you rarely got to do anything like this together.

He just watched your eyes and couldn't stop thinking about how pretty you looked.

"There. Done." You smiled at your work and kissed Diavolo's knuckles. "What do you think?"

He smiled cutely, which surprised you. "I like them."

"You do?" You were shocked, to say the least.

"I do."

"Good! Now, after they dry, I require a hug because I miss you."

"Can do."

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[7mbueart]

Pngtuber Plus rig I made from the Diego Brando emote I drew like a week or two ago. I want to make a proper animated emote but Live2D is scary x.x

Anyway enjoy a little yapping Diegosaur 🦖

[meowhawkk]

DIEGOSAUR !!!

[artmks]

More Diego because you just got to love your local lizard man

[diego-the-last-dinosaur]

Halloween is over, I suppose it’s Christmas season now.

[0t0nai]

drawing diego makes my day brighter

[peach-milk-system]

@teapartysystem

Helicoprion: What if, like, teeth,

Mesosaurus: Yeah?

Helicoprion: but WHEEL

Mesosaurus: No don’t -

Helicoprion:

(Image by ДиБгд)

[chapelbat]

I know y’all say not to tag hate but here we are!!!

Diegosaurs/Diego Navarrette needs his ass fucking kicked and to have a big bottle of piss poured on him.

In fact, I’d say he needs those pretty teeth knocked down his fucking throat. Oh! And let’s mention him kissing underage fans CONSTANTLY!

Yeah, you’re a pretty little bitch but fuck, you need your goddamn shit rocked, guy.

[amcdrawnon]

thread died but thank you for Diego Sho

I just had to yanno

[ambyandony]

dinosaur gets bodied by goth jester repeatedly for two hours

i actually really like risotto as a character but as an opponent i had manifold complaints (he is a locked character so i can't learn his moveset) and i havent read SBR yet but ive grown fond of Diego as i played him getting bodied by Risotto (repeatedly for two hours) and finally won

[tonberry-yoda]

Diegosaur requesting for Gyro wow how surprising and original(not)!!!

LMFAO i cant help it i love him sm

I just rlly rlly rlly wanna try different hairstyles on him bc his hair is so WOOOWW so like HES PERFECT FOR THE JOB

Braids curls pigtails literally anythingomg

I really dont know how to like title this like js use it as some kind of fanfic inspo(??i dont know man is that how it works) so i can save u some time for the topic💯

just having some fun with Gyro and his hair fr🫶🏻🫶🏻

Looks straight out of an ad for hair products if u ask me🤷‍♀️

ANYWAY TY SOOSOSOSOSOSOSOOSOSOO MUUUUUCH FOR YOUR TIME I SAW UR PENDING REQUESTS AND OH MY GOD I (and im sure we all) APPRECIATE U SOMUCHH TY FOR UR WORK🩷🫶🏻

Hair Stylist - Gyro Zeppeli

notes - I have really been missing SBR and my Italian cowboy, so I RUSHED over to my pending requests and literally SEARCHED for this one. It's one of my fav requests and I was so happy to do it for you. I can only imagine how soft this man's hair is, but even so, I'm really happy I wrote this. Thanks for the request! ilysm stay super hydrated!! <333

word count - 367

"What are you doing back there?" Gyro asked for the fifth time, trying to turn around, but you grabbed his hair tighter to stop him from doing it. "Ow! Hey! Just tell me!"

"Stop moving or you'll ruin it!" you told him, starting another braid on the back of his head.

"Ruin what?!"

"You'll get mad if I say it. And I'm already too far."

"I won't get mad, I swear. Just tell me or I'm gonna get even more mad."

You sighed and finished the braid on his head before grabbing a nearby mirror to show him the curls and braids you put in his hair.

Gyro grabbed the mirror from you, his face in complete shock and he touched every part of his hair that you did up even finding some colorful hair ties and even beads braided in.

"Don't be mad." you said, hiding behind a pillow from the couch.

Gyro stared at himself for a bit longer, feeling the soft curls again and again. You peeked out from behind the pillow to find him in awe and didn't know what to say.

"Gyro I-"

"Well, are you gonna finish the job?" he asked, sitting in an angle where you could continue and handing you a brush.

Now you were the one in shock. "Y-You want me to do your hair?"

He just nodded, knowing that he was blushing. He would've never let anyone do this EVER, but knowing that he wasn't going to be leaving the house anytime soon and knowing that you would be the only one to see this was fine with him.

So quickly, you got back to work, tying his hair up and curling it. It didn't take you long to finish the job, which was nice.

"There, done." You showed Gyro his reflection again and he laughed.

"I look like a little girl." he said, playing with the little beads tied into his hair.

"Is it bad?"

"No. It's fun. I like it."

You smiled to yourself and hugged around the back of Gyro's chest. "You have really soft hair."

"Do I?"

You just nodded and pressed a kiss onto his back.

"We should do this again sometime."

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[scary-monsters]

You are my single pipeline to Diego Brando shenanigans and I love that for you. Me. Us.

Tell me, have you got any fun headcanons about the Diegosaur? Literally cannot get enough of his lame ass (exceedingly affectionate).

omg Obsessed with this ask, THANK YOU :'))) i love it for you and us as well, he's the best, it's my mission every day to scream abt him so much that more and more people will be converted

i have some really Strong headcanons, i don't remember what i've mentioned on here and what i haven't, BUT:

he's a fiend for sweets, he loooves baked goods and pastries especially

i mean this feels fairly canon anyway, but he's very socially stunted and has very little basis to go off of as far as building relationships goes, he's painfully awkward and that's uncomfortable for him so he chooses to fill in the blanks with his typical jackassery and spiteful commentary. it's all he knows, it's what gets a reaction (and he likes attention, good or bad)

his horse is and always will be his bff, he raised silver bullet from the time she was born and closely bonded with her from the get-go due to his innate connection with horses in general. plus, regarding the previous hc, he probably didn't connect with many kids his age and SB was always easier for him to exist with (i don't recall there being a canon gender for SB but i default to 'she' so i apologize if i missed that somewhere)

in general: hates people (canon) but LOVES animals so so so much

movie snob movie snob movie snoooobbbb... i rarely envision deeg in a modern setting but every time i do it's him watching a movie with someone else and loudly discussing his theories and insisting others pay attention. and when anyone else has a comment to make he's OFFENDED bc why would they talk during a movie??? then rewinds it a dramatic amount to replay. hypocritical brat.

consistently cold, blanket hog, whiny little baby about the entire experience of being even just a little chilly.

morning person, gets up with the sunrise and loudly enjoys the entire early morning experience. modern diego would be a little bit like those "rise and grind" people, i just know it. except he's spoiled and barely has to work very hard so like. Shut Up lmao

he's 5'3", no i will not accept any arguments (im joking, i just think short diego is so cute and i know it's pretty universally accepted in fandom anyway)

scary monsters makes his skin pretty dry even when it's not active, his hands get especially cracked and gross so he has to take very good care of them

ok so the bow on his helmet? stick with me here... connecting it with the bows he had on his shirt as a child... there's no reason for that bow to be there on the helmet but perhaps he specifically asked for it as a reminder of his mama

snorts when he's genuinely laughing abt something. it's cute, ok

(edited to add a few more)

really good at braiding hair, he knows how to do all those fancy braids that look really difficult to achieve but he can do it so easily, he's practiced on silver bullet for a long time, it's always been good stress relief for him

he's an ugly crier for sure, he rarely cries in general but when he does Oh Boy it's gonna last a while and he's gonna be a Mess

he's particular about the way he dresses (when he's not in the middle of a massive horse race, he doesn't have much choice there) he wants everything fit perfectly and cohesive etc etc he's probably the type to wear things like once or twice before he's like "alright that's trash now" bc he's a spoiled brat

feels the same way about his living space, it has to be clean and organized or else he'll have a meltdown (that too, he's prone to meltdowns over the tiniest things, stomping around and huffing dramatically)

he keeps things bottled up for a very unhealthy amount of time bc he doesn't know how to deal with his feelings, he'd rather just not have them but LOL sorry bud that's not how that works

hopefully that's not too many/too little hhfjkds i always have to stop myself from rambling abt this man, i just cannot stand him (i say in the most affectionate way possible)

[meowhawkk]

"Gyro, I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keep alerting the Diegosaur."

that's how diego keeps catching up to them in the race lol

[phoenix-fancasts]

• Harry Potter Fancast • • Youtubers as Fictional Characters • Diego Navarette (Diegosaurs) as Teddy Lupin

[diego-the-last-dinosaur]

So hypothetically, if you were to bite someone with that taped up mouth, would you hurt / leave a mark on the person OR would your jaw end up hurting because it's not stuck together right? ((johnny-hoestar))

Why don’t you come over here and find ou-

…

…That hurt;;;(( @johnny-hoestar ))