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Ate weird berries as a kid.
why are you alterhuman/nonhuman? wrong answers only
I'll go first: instead of using normal lotion on me, my mom used lotion made for horse, cattle, cats, and dogs
#silly#i actually did eat weird berries as a kid#i thought they were blueberries#but as a dumb child i didn't realize that blueberries didn't grow in my area#they were actually virginia creeper berries#my mom was HORRIFIED#luckily i only ate two or three before i got caught#i could have died otherwise#oops!#my siblings will not stop teasing me about it#i don't mind#i think it's funny :)#teach your kids about plant safety!#queue
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an optimist and a pessimist gamble on the apocalypse
#dandy's doodles#inanimate insanity#ii#ii clover#ii blueberry#ii spoilers#ii finale spoilers#ii18 spoilers#<- tagging spoilers cuz technically it is a spoiler that it ends well#i first thought to have nickel betting against clover but i think he knows better by now#also clover and blueberry were together a lot in the finale so there's that too#very funny duo
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Sniffing in the brush
#dogblr#rory borealis#i thought all those plants were blueberried#but the berries still havent turned blue and its october#so now idk what they are#i tried some and they were waxy and tasteless#im thinking they are overcrowded blueberries that didnt ripen this year but i need to go back next year to find out for sure
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Blueberry located……
Just messing with my leptictidium plush on the coffee table earlier, seeing how well it can balance! Surprisingly well? Also can balance things on its snoot. Very talented!
#leptictidium#prehistoric#sewn by me#plushie#toys#food /#only a tiny food… a mere blueberry#not my best photos but I thought they were funny anyway lol
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Two words: Gender. ENVY.
#Why man why on earth am I experiencing this#Literally the first two things that came to my head when we finally see Ezra again was: OMG BLUEBERRY IS BACK#Second was OMG HE'S KINDA-#OK I take it back there were THREE things that came to mind. Third being if course GENDER ENVY#LIKE WTF MAN LIKE OK BLUEBERRY TURNED BLACKBERRY WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ME FEEL EVEN MORE DYSPHORIA OVER MY LOOKS#And I thought Sabine gave me Gender envy but EZRA#Hit me like a truck#Plus he's. He's so. So baby-#Wasn't about to say baby girl or anything#ahsoka series#ezra bridger#sabine wren#star wars rebels#sw rebels#star wars ahsoka#Star wars
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For the longest time, I always hated blueberries—whenever my house had any, they were always mushy and kinda gross to eat. But today? I devoured an entire pint of blueberries, and I'm eating the last of it while typing it out. These guys are firm to the touch, they have the perfect blend of sweetness, tartness and a really nice sour taste and oh my god theyre so juicy. I love you [Canadian Superstore] blueberries, thank you for being on sale for $1.99
#slank-screams🗯️#i cannot stress how delicious these guys are to eat#like i thought i geuinenly didnt like blueberries but no - all of the blueberries i ate were just mushy#like they were all bruised and mushy and leaked juice at a soft squeeze#holy hell i am the devourerer#if i went to the store you would need a horse tranquilizer to get me to stop consuming the blueberries
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I was imagining situations where I use Luna and Blueberry in Scarlet and Knight and Cherry in Violet in a double battle and attempt to use Luna’s Sunny Day to boost the power of Blueberry’s Hydro Steam and Knight’s Electric Terrain to boost the power of Cherry’s Psyblade only for the plan to fail because Blueberry and Cherry are faster so they just use their signature moves before they can be boosted by the environment only for me to check their species’ Speed stats on Bulbapedia and discover the average Roaring Moon (119) is faster than the average Walking Wake (109) and the average Iron Valiant (116) is faster than the average Iron Leaves (104). Of course they’re all quite close so it mainly depends on the individual members of each species and it’s entirely possible Blueberry and Cherry are faster than Luna and Knight
#so I’ve been thinking a lot about the DLC this morning if you couldn’t tell#in other news tumblr’s moved up the Walking Wake tag on my suggestions so it’s now next to the Iron Leaves tag which is cool#walking wake#iron leaves#roaring moon#iron valiant#pokémon#my thoughts btw were that Luna would get angry at Blueberry for attacking before it has the chance to set up Sunny Day#and nearly makes Blueberry cry#while Cherry just thinks Lavender’s crazy for suggesting it use Psyblade in the same turn as Knight sets up Electric Terrain#but goes ahead with the plan anyway#the idea didn’t even work that well because I thought about them being called out at the same time#when Luna and Knight are in my sixth party slot#on top of that I decided to have Luna and Knight listed before Blueberry and Cherry when saying whose being called out#even though Blueberry and Cherry are in my first party slot and would presumably be listed first#nothing saying I can’t move them around I just like keeping my party in the order#event-exclusive Paradox Pokémon Fire Knight called Char Starter free slot for raid defender additional free slot Paradox Leader#the additional free slot tends to be occupied by Violet the Ceruledge (in Scarlet) and Scarlet the Armarouge (in Violet)
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give me a bite of yours and i'll give you a bite of mine!!
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#edit: old bad art. reblogs turned off.#aka: i had too many angsty thoughts about these two and needed to draw fluff to detox. and i had crepes for breakfast and they were good#and i found myself thinking that carpenter would get a chocolate crepe and faulkner would get a blueberry-banana crepe#tsv#the silt verses#sister carpenter#brother faulkner#eyeteeth art tag#scrooble#your regularly scheduled angst will likely resume next week oo)7
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Purple grapes SUCK!!! Green grapes are like eating mana from the gods they are perfectly sweet and just the right amount of crisp when you bite them it is good to see people making the right choice in submissions!!
Forget the milkcourse, y'all in it for the grapecourse huh
#personally when I was a kid I didn't like green grapes#I thought they were too sour and preferred the red ones#I like both nowadays#mod blueberry#most grocery grocery propoganda#grapes
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Something I randomly thought up, but wouldn’t it be messed up (but also kind of interesting) if the spirit of the Strawberry Jam Sword was like…secretly the ancestor of Dark Choco and Dark Cacao Cookie?
…I dunno, I just finished Episode 14, my brain’s hyped up on Dark Choco/Cacao right now, including the Strawberry Jam Sword/Sovereign of Darkness, and thoughts are forming without coherent thinking
#but it would just mean even more drama for this family#everyone’s ruining each other’s lives#if this were the case I’d probably call the ancestor Ruby Choco or something#I mean I’m not changing Blueberry Ice Cream I still like him#but it was just a potential thought#that I might make into an actual thing sometime#because my mind’s always thinking of new things and can never settle on one thing#I dunno#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#strawberry jam sword#dark choco cookie#dark cacao cookie#random stuff
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I also had the most excellent coffee at work
#a cooking teacher i subbed for at the middle school last week left me a thank you basket 🥺💖💞🖤 how uncomplicatedly KIND and THOUGHTFUL 😳#there were all these teas and a few chocolates and about five keurig cups#but the problem is i dont have a keurig machine at home. however the staff work room at school DOES have one#ive never had a coffee from it bc usually i bring little energy drink mixes and put em in my water bottle#but i figure i may as well#i tried the flavor i was most excited about. blueberry cobbler WOW#it smelled so good when it was being made#ive never had the new england coffee brand before but. im charmed#tales from diana
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How in your language do you call those?
Put in the tags the country you come from and how do you call those two
Borówki (Polish) - bigger, lighter blue, fruits grow in clusters, native for Northern America, wild lowbushes, cultivated on highbushes
Jagody (Polish) - smaller, darker blue almost black, fruits grow in pair or singularly, native for Europe, rarely cultivated, grow on small bushes
#i always thought they were all blueberries in english and different in polish but it might not be the case#fruit#pancakeswaffles
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#weight loss cw#also my aunt's scale works again so i weighed myself today bc when my mom and sister and grandma and other aunt were here for the 4th#everyone was commenting on how much weight i'd lost? and in a way that was not so much ''wow u look good'' and more ''uh are okay??''#and i thought i'd gained back some since the initial 9lbs i lost when i started these meds#but. ive actually lost 5 more :|#which?? takes me just under the healthy range for my age and height if i remember correctly :|#so uh. hm. not good probably#dont worry pls i will be talking to my np about it the next time i see her#in possibly related news my aunt stopped to get doughnuts for me on her way back from church today :|#blueberry doughnuts are SO good btw
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got donuts!
oh and also a guy
#we were supposed to just try one of each and then leave them but uh#i got RAVENOUS on the blueberry one#i lost all sense of rational thought and self control#for anyone curious the flavors are blueberry; cookies and creme; strawberry x2; pumpkin cake; pumpkin roll; smore (the fixed it later)#lemon; maple bacon; chocolate; and peanut butter#food stuffs
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my friend introduced me to these pomegranate flavored dark chocolate candies and they're so good
#kimi is typing#for some reason i thought they were strawberry#and i was looking around for strawberry#but they only had blueberry and pomegranate#so i was like this has to be them
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i put these yogurt covered strawberry bite thingies in my yogurt thinking it would be buss because i like eating both things individually and it felt like a congruent combo. but unfortunately it was Not
#the strawberry bites were too sweet#i usually put blueberries or actual strawberries in my yogurt so it’s a bit more of a sour sweetness#alas this was lacking the sour element…at least i tried it 😫#would not recommend though#m’s thoughts
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