polar-bears-making-pancakes
polar-bears-making-pancakes
a single piece of stale licorice
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mandragora // 22 // ace enby // any pronouns // known also as minecraftdog
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 3 minutes ago
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 7 minutes ago
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"all pleasure now"
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 13 minutes ago
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squish
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 50 minutes ago
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dan: "the time i was marrying the love of my life (...) honestly, i would pay for that to be an option"
you would
you would pay for your wedding to have a rat in it? your wedding to the love of your life?
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 51 minutes ago
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i'm sorry....... im sorry dan you......... dan said I would pay to have a rat drop from the ceiling at my wedding. can w- can W.. CAN WE JUST PAY FOR THAT TO BE AN OPTION. W💥💥💥💥⚰️
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 53 minutes ago
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phil sees a tiktok with the word husband and smashes that like button
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 53 minutes ago
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"you love it, you love my tiktok" is the same as "I make you laugh, I make you smile" is the same as "you love it, you wanna do it more". night transforms or whatever
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 54 minutes ago
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end card for PHIL FORCES ME TO WATCH HIS TIKTOK LIKES BEFORE IT GETS BANNED AGAIN
26/1/25
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 55 minutes ago
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i’m putting him in my pocket
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 56 minutes ago
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"I also enjoyed sending [Turning Point USA] a cease-and-desist"
king shit by phil lester
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 59 minutes ago
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one of them lost a house key 😔
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polar-bears-making-pancakes · 60 minutes ago
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phil saying dan cant swallow reminds me of:
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PHIL SAID DAN CAN'T SWALLOW
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this could be dan and phil but they want a dog :/
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“am i dedicated or fucking crazy” is such a fantastic fucking line the intensity behind one line like!! is this drive i have normal or is it another thing to pathologize. am i ok or is this unhealthy. who hasn’t felt that about something i know i have.
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London Matinee <3
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Terrible Influence London Night 3 Pre-Show Pictures
26 January 2025
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