#i thought of this bc of a podcast I listened to

[avesblues2]

Looking back as an adult I now realize how many of my male teachers were inappropriate with me but at the time as a teenage girl I just thought I was special lmaoo. No they were actually CREEPS and should have NOT flirted back with me what the fuck! I don't think a lot of young girls realize predatory behavior until they become adults themselves and can look back and realize that situation was fucked up and should have NOT happened at all!!

[kens-ramblings]

so ik i’ve seen a lot of hcs for what the batfam would listen to in the bat mobile and for tim a lot of people say that he listens to podcasts. which like yes i can see that but i also think if he is like podcasted out(bc i get that way so i think he does too) he listens to like cunty, trashy music in it. like they are on their way to a drug bust and tim is on aux and all the sudden you hear like ayesha erotica playing. and the goons are like “oh shit it’s spoiler!!! ,,,,, is that red robin????” so here is a list of artists/songs i think tim fucks w/ hard core when he is on patrol.(to preface he avoids pop-punk on patrol if he knows people will hear his music bc tim drake-wayne is known for enjoying it in my head so red robin is when he lets out the more suprising side of his music taste)

ayesha erotica(as stated)

kesha

mindless self indulgence

6arelyhuman

ppcocaine

slayyyter

conceited by flo milli

tia tamara by doja cat

lady gaga

kim petras

it girl- sped up ver by aliyah’s interlude

charlie xcx

[bradshawsbitch]

𝓂𝓎 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇, 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓇𝒽𝑒𝓉𝓉🫶

[paeinovis]

it is genuinely crazy how little doctors tell u abt procedures before they do them, it should be explained wtf something is before they do it like ask if the patient actually knows what x procedure entails and what it will be like before subjecting them to it

[plushievash]

im basically the stem departments most specialest little guy

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

chris ryan casually dropping a joking use of "the great work continues"... continuing to prove himself the ringer person i would most enjoy hanging out with in real life despite on paper the two of us having nothing in common except a deep love for the david fincher movie zodiac

[marsixm]

im trying to wrap my head around why i dont get enthusiastic about reddit style fiction (not a dig but a descriptor) like scp and shit like that, bc its not that i can’t enjoy them but i think its like… when stuff is framed as if it were real, but its fiction, its like, well KNOWING its fiction eliminates a huge element of the intrigue, but also, crucially, i like character-driven stories, or at least stories WITH characters. but i also like it when things are interesting for said characters to experience, like, i want the ghosts and monsters and conspiracies but i want the characters to be character-ing, yknow? not that i dont enjoy slice of life and… what would u call the first thing, non-character specific horror? idk? but i prefer when its both. its like i love kirk and spock but also i do enjoy watching them Experience Situations when i watch star trek. i enjoy the idea of spooky national forest monsters that arent real but experiencing it alongside a character would be better, and i want more trans and gay characters whose lives are clearly trans and gay but i want a plotline to unfold too

[big8cola]

Hi

[artfulacrostic]

underrated best funny moment (for the reader) of may 5:

jonathan: ...words that mean like, vampire i guess?? (note to self to ask the count about these superstitions!)

[tendercoretroglodyke]

I have some kind of weird evil wizard curse on me where I feel deeply sad and uniquely horrible when my beloved bestie roommate is home but feel Normal and Emotionally Regulated when theyre out like literally what is wrong with me good GOD get that girl some therapy !!!!

[singsweetmelodies]

🙄

[shleemies]

Jujutsu kaisen manga readers are really funny to me sometimes. Do you know how many people who are fully caught up I've heard say "they never explain how itadori broke through a concrete wall" like. Yes they really do I promise.

[minor spoiler talk] Also the amount of people that were like WAIT (x) IS HIS MOM? only AFTER the character explicitly referred to him as a son as if it hadn't been so fucking obvious and laid out for months with that first face reveal??? Like who else?????

[mirrortouchedsea]

rinniki + 21 or 5 🥺

Oh these are also both so cute but I'll go with 5 methinks

ask game

…where it doesn’t hurt.

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Shit. Niki let go of the knife and drew his finger up to his mouth. He licked the blood off before assessing the damage. It wasn't deep but he'd have to have a band-aid on it for a few days and Rinne would never let him hear the end of it. That almost hurt more than the cut itself.

Niki walked over to the sink and turned on the water, taking a towel and gently cleaning his the cut. Where did they put the antiseptics again?

He jumped as a pair of arms wrapped around his torso.

"Oi, Niki, whatcha doin'?" Niki dropped the towel.

"Dishes. Leave me alone." He elbowed the man, his boyfriend, and grabbed for the box of band-aids on the counter.

"That doesn't look like dishes to me Niki-kyun~ Didya hurt yourself?" Rinne poked at Niki's shoulder. "Do ya need your Rinne-kun to kiss it all better?"

"Shut up Rinne-kun."

"Aw, don't be like that Niki~ c'mere." Niki had already finished putting the band-aid on when Rinne grabbed his hand and brought it to his lips. "There! All better!"

"You didn't even kiss the band-aid Rinne-kun!"

[vraska-theunseen]

i'm always leaving personal items on public transportation but the universe loves me so people always find them and return them to lost and found

[fandomregression]

so i'm only on season 2 of stellar firma buuuuuut...david 7 would absolutely regress and i have no doubt that IMOGEN would recommend it for him as a way of coping with...yknow...trexel. and recycling fear.

he's got a paci and a bottle and lil stuffie he made himself (perhaps out of socks? give something he hates a new life) and yeah he hides them in his pod under his pillow, but they make him so much happier

IMOGEN is without a doubt his mummy, and she plays lullabies and children's holovids for him while he tries to go sleep at night

[cliveguy]

i just think life was so much simpler when we were all unironically and joyously listening to the adventure zone