#i think….

[ultimateaclrecovery]

My door fell down…..

It’s been windy and I heard things rattling so went out to check what was making noise but was definitely not expecting this. Several of the screws got pulled out of the hinges, one of the hinges broke off, and there’s chunks of metal on the ground too. I unscrewed two screws to get it the rest of the way out so it would stop hitting the grill and being a nuisance and brought it inside, but I’m not sure it’s salvageable. I mean I don’t need a back screen door necessarily but I’m still annoyed that it literally broke off

[aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen]

Why does aspen repeat so many times in your url 😭

Because I desire to inconvenience people :)))

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

Me trying to understand Jeff every time he makes a joke/pun

[samarecharm]

Scheming…

[pekodayz]

i redownloaded love nikki to see what outfits i have

[superbattrash]

*gasps and splutters and wheezes*

chapter 6….. is finally done….. 12k of sugary sweetness… finally finished

[rusty-gloinks]

That choco bird guy looks adorable!

HE ISSSS…. you should watch the commercial it’s very silly and like. Super random 😭😭

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[emilnikos]

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out