#i think maybe i’m to gay to understand

[goodberrygay]

me asking my straight guy roommate why people are attracted to gortash: i just don’t get it, if he kicked me i’d end him?

my roommate: 1 Tav kicked him first, 2 what if that was Minthara?

me, a gay: 👉🏻👈🏻 that’s different

this is the video i showed him so he could learn who Gortash is

[monkee-mobile]

do you think if any of the monkees tried to actually kiss in the 90s special, everything would like glitch out for a bit and a lizard sunning itself of a rock would snap them out of it or would they be able to break free and show the kiss to the people?

[arcades-n-academia]

[wowevenmoreloveonearth]

I really need to stop going into the general 911 tag bc some of y’all are so stupid and that’s ok but you’re also really mean and I’d like you to please keep it away from me (I have blocked so many people already)

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

raspberry swirl, the greatest song of all time, is funny bc it sounds sooooooooooo gay but talking about it once tori literally said (this is a direct quote) “I'm in love with my women friends, but I just don't eat pussy”

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

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[kavehater]

“In general I find the idea of being with a man disgusting but I don’t find it disgusting with him”

- spoken by a lesbian

[hannahhasafact]

I’m so sorry Watcher babes I’m gonna miss Puppet History but I’m not joining on your journey away from YouTube ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[badolmen]

Wrote out a big long phone call rant to have with my mother later because as much as I hate it she is my closest irl spiritual confidant 👍 here’s hoping her response to ‘hey I’ve been spiritually depressed and disconnected for like 8 months and for some reason these last two weeks advocating for Palestine has me feeling alive and burning with divine passion and love in a way I’ve never felt before in my life’ isn’t like. ‘Talk to your psyche abt your meds hun’

[cardboard-queen]

seeing more posts abt girlsmell this, boysmell that…. listen, i don’t think smell is erotic to me.

you’re next to someone. you feel a wave of comfort. you’re so close to them you can recognize them without a word, eyes closed. do you understand?

[dashiellqvverty]

main thing i’ve gathered about deadpool & wolverine is that honda apparently had some very successful product placement

[moonfurthetemmie]

are everyone sexualities the same or they r like in fatal flaws??

ALSO is there XChara??? ( IDK IF U ANSWERED THIS I can't seem to find it anywhere if someone asked before me )

I have few more but I forgot what ( I will ask when I do ( aka I thought that in the morning and rn it's around midnight JDUUDJD )

Yeah everyone’s the same I think

Delusion MIGHT be on the ace spectrum but he’s also too busy pretending to be being god to bother with that stuff, + his aura makes his emotions and shit weird so he’s not really thinking about people much in terms of ‘would I smooch/hold hands with/sleep with this person?’

Maybe if he spent some time with someone with his aura turned off (which he’d need quite a powerful magic suppressor for, and atm the only ones they have that are strong enough are in his apartment and the max security cells) he’d find out he is attracted to people

I say all that as an ace person btw. And also someone with bad memory hold on

@wheezethebluejay did we make him ace for sure or is the “official” answer just ‘I dunno maybe

Other than that, and an obligatory mention that Pluto is mostly gay but he does have some attraction to girls (tho Kai made that canon for Fatal Flaws too, if I remember right), everyone’s the same. Slash and Hunter are bi, Byte is pan, Gouge is abro. Etc

XChara I don’t think has been thought about once. In all fairness, tho, they barely exist in normal DS anymore, too. No idea where the kid is. They’re not really important, anyways

i haven’t watched Underverse in an age and a half but there’s a non-0 chance that they’re dead. like super duper dead. slash murderized them. Maybe. Idk! id have to rewatch Underverse

[dreamertrilogys]

man i can’t stop thinking abt the fact that i haven’t seen my INSANE gay ass situationship/close friend/crush/SPOUSAL FIGURE(?????. just trust me on this one) etc for 1.5 weeks and in that span of time i’ve managed to try weed party hard AND. well. Ok tags for this one

[theswampghost]

i am, um. really upset. btw. i keep pulling myself together and then bursting into tears again like jesus christ i’m mad at myself for trusting this show so much

[clueless1995]

i keep getting recommended teen wolf deep dives on youtube STOP. that is not your place i will only ever listen to my mutuals. you probably don’t even know about derek hale basketball coach who HAS to get the team to state

i am open to recommendations for jenny nicholson/mike’s mic style tv/book recaps though i just want them from you guys and NAWT the algorithm i don’t trust it so if you have any faves PLEASE. my post-surgery fatigue is still going strong and i don’t have the brain power to actually watch shows

[asexualjedi]

Was like damn there should be an ace dating app for people who are like asexual or gray romantic or gray sexual. And then I went to google that and realized that would involve sharing my information with an app and giving up personal info to people. And I’m reminded of the people I had to block and the issues I’ve had with guys™️ in the past and that makes me want to break out in hives. Like would hopefully ideally be different. But. Alas. I’ll just have to believe in rom communism.