#i think it's hilarious but yaknow

[quirkle2]

i like him a normal amount and think about him a normal number of times daily

[appallinnballin]

(🦇) the fact that youve been told the way you draw agoti is reminiscent of jerma is so funny to me bc now i see it too

sighs and writes an eleventh tally to the board

[vintageghoststories]

not to be too personal but actually maybe perhaps this fucking sucks.

[honeyboyfelix]

sometimes i think im a little crazy/pushy when trying to romance npcs in dnd and then i remember that half of all times ive interacted with this one dude has been the dm popping him out of fucking nowhere and another player has made *at least* 30 memes about him and im like oh.....we are all actually crazy about this particular npc actually

[x-reader-theater]

Secret Messages from a Lover

summary: While you're streaming, your boyfriend sends you a message.

pairing: Corpse Husband x Gender Neutral Reader (no pronouns are used.)

word count: 670

warnings: none.

a/n: i really just needed to write something so self-indulgent because god i want this so bad. i figured others want it too. i've been so depressed lately that I just need a little fantasy, you know? my requests are open, and you can find my request rules here.

“God, that video is so fucking funny,” you say, pulling your blanket around your shoulders tighter with one hand while the other brings your patterned tumbler with the sparkly straw up to your mouth, so you can drink your water. Your knees pull further up to your chest, which is easily done in your very spacious gaming chair. “OTV never fucking misses.”

You press a button on your stream deck, switching from the video you were just watching to your face, with chat scrolling in the top left-hand corner. You take another sip from your tumbler and pick out one of the comments passing by, scrolling to stop it from moving as you read it aloud.

“Were you on the newest Fear& episode? I was. QT, Hasan, Will, and I just kinda chatted for a bit. That was a good fucking episode, though,” you say with a grin. “Love those guys. QT especially, she’s fucking hilarious. She makes me laugh so fucking hard whenever I talk to her, even if we disagree on Taylor Swift.”

You keep scrolling back down, so you can keep seeing the comments when another one jumps out at you. “Are you gonna keep streaming? Yeah, chatter, I actually just started before that OTV video. I think Toast is gonna invite me to some Pico Park today? If not, I’ll just play some Valorant or something to pass the time. I gotta git good if I wanna beat, well, anyone,” you admit with a laugh, hiding your shame by taking another drink of water.

You see your phone light up in front of you. It’s a Discord notification, which you quickly check on your second monitor, assuming it’s Toast inviting you to the Discord call.

It’s not. It’s your boyfriend, Corpse.

“You look so cute today babe. You look so cosy wrapped up in your blanket and your smile is so bright. I'll never get tired of seeing it. I love you and have a good stream 🖤”

You feel your cheeks heat up at that, and you take a sip of your water to try and hide your reaction. You haven’t told anyone you're dating Corpse yet, and you have no plans on it any time soon, but he makes you so happy you find it hard not to blurt it out whenever you can.

You send back a bunch of yellow hearts and an “I love you too!!!!!!! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛”, biting your lip as you type on your very satisfying, clack-y keyboard.

That’s when you get the notification from Toast to join the shared call.

“Ah! Toast’s calling!” you exclaim for the benefit of your audience.

You quickly join the call, the connection sound filling you comfortable, over the ear headphones.

“Hey! What’s up!” you say into the call, getting a couple of “Hey!”’s and “Hello!”’s back.

Then you hear a familiar voice say, “What’s up.”

“Corpse!” You’re grinning at this point as you continue, “I didn't know you were gonna be playing!”

“Uh, yeah. Toast invited me last minute. Surprise?” he says like it’s a bad thing.

“We haven’t played anything together in a while and I saw him online and thought, ‘Fuck it,’ yaknow?” Toast asks and you chuckle.

“Well, it’s good to talk to you again, Corpse,” you say, setting your tumbler down on your desk. He got you that tumbler for your birthday not long ago, and it’s your favourite thing you own. He also got you the blanket that’s wrapped around your shoulders for your six-month anniversary, and it’s the warmest blanket in your house. You always wear it when you stream because the A/C is always blasting.

“It’s good to talk to you too,” you say, shivering as your heart hammers at his words.

You begin loading up Pico Park, just listening to everyone talk to each other, when you get another notification on Discord.

“I love you 🖤” it says.

“I love you too 💛” you reply, smiling into the camera for just a moment, just for him.

[moonshynecybin]

bezz saying they learn from marc. bezz saying marc is maestro. bezz admitting he made the mistake and crashed because he knew marc was coming behind him.

biting him like a chew toy and throwing him around i need to study his brain

yeah i was listening to the oxley bom podcast for le mans in the grocery store yesterday (#glamour) and they were talking about the kind of relationship marc has with the other, younger riders (but like SPECIFICALLY the academy boys) were theres this weird like. resentment and humiliation (and FEAR.) with marc when he beats them that all tied into this desperateeeeee need for him to RESPECT them at the same time. oh to be rated as an enemy by marc marquez. and like obviously all of that is tied into the valentino of it all, but at the same time its like. these guys all came into the sport with a bunch preconceived notions about what its like to race marc and how challenging it is and those are all kind of CONFIRMED out there on track buttttt when they start racing its during honda's flop era!! and marc is injured!! so maybe they DIDNT have a great idea of what its like to race marc marquez at the height of his powers yaknow !! thats a whole different girl on track AND off track right now!!! so now hes back and hes mostly healthy and hes on a good bike and theyre all actually and for real getting a chance to measure up against him and ask themselves. are your accomplishments worth anything or was marc's situation just FUCKED. and thats a BIGGGG question ! HUGE !

like in many ways marc is kind of the current benchmark for generational talent style success in motogp! even if they hate him, that means something.... so they DO want marc to talk to them in the cooldown room (bez) and they WILL make lunges they wouldnt normally on track (pecco) when its marc because hes the guy they actually and for real have to beat if they want to consider themselves great. AND marc's such a boogeyman at the same time that sometimes theres this hilarious undercurrent of panicked desperation when he enters the convo on track that is so funnay. like my fave part of oxley/bom this week was specifically the dissection of the SHOWMANSHIP and the INTIMIDATION marc brings.... like UH-OH marc's on your ass gotta MOVE. and bezz and pecco folded !

so yeah i think they DO consider him a maestro! they WANT to see his data! and they ARE impressed with what he does on track because how couldnt you be? especially when you PERSONALLY know how hard that shit is?? and what does that knowledge that marc may be able to do things YOU cant and pull them off do to your brain?? what does the knowledge that he will NEVER quit trying to overtake you do to your brain?? what does the knowledge that he is the craziest, hottest person in a sport entirely consisting of insane in the membrane hot girls do to your brain??? like girl hes hunting you DOWN

[transfemkaladin]

final thoughts on wind and truth:

it was kind of mid. like it was Fine but it felt a lot weaker than the others yaknow

i like adolin, okay? i like shallan as well. i like them a LOT. but their povs (also jasnah’s and dalinar’s) just kind of. dragged a little for me?

kaladins therapist arc was fun (he gave therapy to a talking sword. on ACCIDENT. that’s fucking hilarious) but felt a little unsatisfying. the whole time he was talking with szeth i felt frustrated bc like. idk

and don’t even get me STARTED on the “‘no,’ kaladin said. ‘im his therapist’” line. that bit was ASS. it broke the tone and tension of the scene unnecessarily, in a way that hindered rather than enhanced the storytelling, and for what. an unfunny joke.

by the way. for a book that was theoretically supposed to focus on szeth i really wish it had done more of that. yeah he got more pov chapters and stuff but also i came away. not knowing nearly as much about shinovar as i would’ve liked. which is a personal preference thing (maybe i just liked elid a lot tbh. i do think she should’ve gotten at least one pov chapter)

oh THATS what it was. the only outside perspective we really got of szeth was kaladin’s. i think seeing how szeth was perceived by others while living in shinovar would’ve been a good addition.

ishar’s plotlines felt unsatisfying as well. like all that shit with torturing spren and putting them into physical bodies, and then it was just written off as “oh yeah that was just part of his insanity 👍”. like yeah it was but i wish it had gone somewhere

GAVINOR. the loose end of all time to me. what the fuck happened to him after the duel. does he remember his secret handshake with lift.

i miss navaniel. toxic yuri please come back to me. with sadalinar and navaniel and kalmoash all gone and kaladin and shallan healing there’s no one to be toxic and insane anymore. it’s just taravangian. we need more interpersonal problems we need more people sabotaging and fucking shit up for no reason

im also sad abt the venli povs bc she was one of my favorite povs in past books. but then in this one she was just There. where is her conflict. she didn’t even swear an ideal or anything.

tbh i think that’s probably my main problem with the book. the plotlines were all interesting and i liked getting to know more about shinovar (and i never really cared about szeth before so im glad we got to know him more!) but it all just felt like it was kind of There. maybe it was bc of the short timeframe but everything just kinda Dragged a little and everyone was kind of There. there’s only so far you can stretch the tension on that contest of champions, and when you spend over 1300 pages covering ten days? everything starts to feel a little like a filler episode.

also a lot of things just felt kind of underwhelming. the truth behind the recreance? eh. the stormfather being tanavast? eh. chana being shallan’s mom? eh. this was probably bc of the tension problem at least a little though

to be clear, i didn’t hate it. there was a lot i enjoyed- it’s just that the parts i enjoyed weren’t really given as much narrative emphasis, and the short timeframe of the story made my sense of pacing weird.

[keenzinemugstudent]

Miguel O'Hara x Black reader Spider woman! Imagine art work

Meet Y/N L/N Mile's godmother who is also Spider woman and soon to be Miguel O'Hara lover but for now they are enemies yeah

You are basically the fun and Goofy Aunt who will sneak you out of school just to go get you some McDonald's or go to the movie theaters Miles loves her she's the best she was kidnapped by and scientist who found out miles is identity and she was accidentally bitten by a Spider that gave her the strength like a spider she has tiny fangs not poisonous but they're sharp enough that she could literally just bite through your flesh she was really confused on why she had felt different and why her Godson was dressed as Spiderman that's how she found out about his secret she was freaking out bad Miles explained everything to her the best he could but she was freaking out everything was

Miles: Yaknow I could stay home from school and help you with your powers?

Y/n: Boy if you don't get your ass to school!

Miles: Y-yes ma'am.

You used do gymnastics and ballet when you were a kid and also you were a dancer so being flexible wasn't an issue it was swinging from the freaking walls in the air was the issue! After school Miles checked up on you and you were stunk in your own webs he thought it was hilarious until you hissed at him the set you free.

Three mouths and you got the hang of your new found abilities but you did not know the whole entire time miles was helping you he was also failing school Rio called you when she was said that she found out that Miles was skipping his classes all six, you were annoyed that he did not tell you that he needed help because you easily could have just took over and helped him while he focus on his school.

Later you meet Gwen Stacy, Miles friend who invites you both to this Spider society thing where all the best spider people there than you are introduced to Peter b Parker and his cute daughter Mayday than there was Miguel O'Hara who you quickly started to dislike because of how he thought you and Miles weren't good enough to join his little club which pissed you off making you cuss at him in spanish yeah you two started hated each other he was attractive but there is no way you're going to let him talk down and you or Miles! So yeah y'all hate each other for now.

This is all I can think of until I get to see the movie myself gonna keep making new ideas for her outfit tho if y'all have any ideas please help a bitch out

[unclewaynemunson]

Jeff is one of my favorite characters and I think we should start a post of all our favorite Jeff headcanons. He and Freak get left out in almost every Eddie-centric fic I read, with his "best friend" being either Gareth or Chrissy, and I'm tired of it. Jeff is wonderful. Here's my hc's:

- Jeff and Eddie have been best friends since middle school. They started CC and Hellfire together.

- they went to the Snowball together and rigged the bubble machine to spew bubbles during the slow dance songs. The dance had to end early and Jeff and Eddie never got caught

- Jeff's parents loves Eddie. They used to have sleepovers at each other's place almost every weekend.

- Jeff was the first person Eddie came out to. Jeff tried to be surprised and "that's great, man, thanks for telling me!" But Eddie saw right through that.

- Eddie is afraid of geese and spiders. Jeff thinks this is fucking hilarious.

- post-Vecna, Jeff is the one Eddie reconnects with first. Eddie tells him everything, despite the NDAs and Steve's warnings. Jeff believes him, because he knows there's wacky shit going on in Hawkins, and he's seen Eddie's wounds.

- they have that kind of friendship that nothing can break. Even if they don't see or talk to each other for years, because Life Happens and people lose touch, they'll always have part of themselves carved out for their best friend.

Ok, that's all I got for now, and sorry for the long ask! I just love Jeff so much and he (and Freak, too, because Freak gets ignored because of fatphobia) deserves just as much love and attention as Gareth gets.

What are your Jeff and Eddie headcanons?

I am loving this Jeff love and your headcanons, thank you so much for sending this to me!!! <3

I think with Unnamed Freak things are a bit different bc, yaknow, he doesn't have a name. For me at least that makes me hesitant to write about him so I don't wanna go as far as to say it's all bc he's fat (even though I'm not gonna deny that that probably also plays a part in how popular he is in this fandom urgh). Anyway, yes this fandom certainly does Jeff dirty. I think it's this gross combination of racism and people copying a lot from already existing stories, characterizations and headcanons without much critical thinking of their own (which baffles me, if you're creative enough to write a story please use that creativity for some originality ffs). Anyway, this is gonna turn into a rant again can you tell I'm still annoyed? so let's turn to something more positive now, like my headcanons for our beloved Jeff:

He was the first person in Hawkins (after Wayne obviously) that Eddie got close to. For Jeff it was kinda the same, being a black, nerdy boy in this town had been very isolating for him and Eddie was his first real friend.

Unnamed Freak made their duo into a trio a bit later. All the others in the group (including Gareth) were Eddie's "lost little sheepies" who he sought out to protect. This means that Jeff and Unnamed Freak are the only people who don't borderline worship Eddie but see him (and love him) for who he is including all his flaws. They're also the only ones not afraid to call him out on his bullshit.

Jeff's mom is really cool. Her name is Pauline and she's not like Jeff at all (she was a cheerleader in high school). Despite their differences they love each other a lot. (Jeff's mom is actually heavily featured in one of the fics I wrote so I got her all fleshed out lmao)

He has two little twin sisters. They're friends with Erica, one of them is one of her friends we meet in the mall in s3. He has this typical hate-love relationship with his sisters: they fight a lot, but at the end of the day, he would die for them.

HE'S BISEXUAL

While he can't wait to get out of Hawkins and to a place that'll be more accepting of him, he doesn't want to move too far away from his family.

He's the most loyal friend in the world, 100% a ride-or-die kinda guy

While he does love metal a lot, his guilty pleasure is Tina Turner

Tell me all your Jeff headcanons i wanna hear more about him!

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

Controversial Character Tournament Round 2: Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony vs Peter Pan from Once Upon A Time

(remember that these characters are fictional and your fellow tumblr users are real. i will block you if you harass others in the notes, please consider sending your unhinged harassment to my inbox instead)

Propaganda under the cut, may contain spoilers:

Kokichi Ouma:

LOVE: - "hes a bitch and that makes a lot of people hate him and a lot of other people love him. no one can decide on his motives and i think thats kind of the point. i like him personally but hes a raging asshole <3" - "Not a single DR fan I've ever met is neutral about Kokichi, he's perfect for this poll. I think he's a clever character with consistent internal logic, and his interactions with the other characters are as compelling as they are hilarious. He looks like a dog squeaky toy, and he plots like Artemis Fowl. He's one of my favorite characters in the series and I love him dearly." - "NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS BOY'S PSYCHOLOGY AT ALL. HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF AND HIS IMAGE AND MADE EVERYONE HATE HIM AND CONSIDER HIM A MONSTER ON THE SLIGHT CHANCE HE COULD USE HIS LIFE TO HELP EVERYONE ELSE ESCAPE AND SURVIVE AND NOBODY CARES. THEY SHOW HIS BREAKDOWN AND NOBODY BELIEVES HIM. I'M SO TIRED" - "not only is he a danganronpa character (inherently controversial) he is also the antagonist and constantly lying because That's His Whole Deal. people either love him or hate his guts. he's a little piece of shit. i would submit komaeda but i feel like views on him are more positive, generally. sorry i have bad taste in video games" - "he's a horrible little guy trying his best in not very good ways what more could you want" - "I don't know, people say he's badly written because they don't pay attention to his arc beyond the cartoonish facade he very obviously forces, and they don't like him because he caused someone's death which like..fair (he did feel super bad about it though so its fine.) Some people also don't enjoy his wonderful personality and think he's a mean piece of shit, which he is, but it's fine. They're just sensitive." - "I know people don't like him because he's like. a shittier version of Komaeda. But that's what's so GOOD about him. He's a shitty asshole of a person, playing pretend at being a villain because he's desperate!!! I think that's really fun. He's dooming himself and I want him to be okay after everything ends, but he dies so he can't even have that much :(" - "so i saw you got submissions for him. but not enough i need to submit him myself he is my favorite character from anything ever. he is the silly man he is so funny one time (actually, two times if you count one optional interaction) he asked a robot if he had a dick and it's absolutely iconic i love him"

HATE: - "(dangan spoilers ahead if that matters) look ok i didn’t originally feel too strongly about kokichi. i think his character is interestingly written (can’t say well-written bc danganronpa but yaknow) and he adds a lot of charm to v3. i understand why he’s popular- he’s one of the few characters in v3 to have both a personality and plot relevance. but oh my GODDDDD he is not a good person!!!! and i am so SICK of seeing him woobified into ‘ooh little baby he did his best he wasn’t doing anything wrong’ JUST BECAUSE you find out he was trying to end the killing game after he dies doesn’t mean he wasn’t incredibly fucked up throughout the game!!! like he was incredibly manipulative, a bully, encouraged infighting, Literally Orchestrated A Murder And Protected Himself From Danger By Getting The Big Stupid Sweetheart To Do It which caused TWO unnecessary deaths and- oh yeah- tricked everyone into believing he was the mastermind and the world had ended to make them so depressed that they just wouldn’t do anything anymore bc can’t kill someone if you’re rotting away in your room!!! AUGH like he’s a good character but it’s BECAUSE he sucks that he’s interesting. maybe this is just the komaeda fan in me but sometimes!!! the character is cooler when you understand that they’re a bad person. at least komaeda gets an actual redemption arc. kokichi’s just an asshole that the game tries to make you sympathetic for at the very end but he spends the entire game being an asshole so why the hell would i like him??? and then i go in a fandom tag and it’s constant unending ‘kokichi did nothing wrong’ the whole point of his character is that he does EVERYTHING wrong. i truly feel like the dr team was trying to replicate komaeda’s popularity but it was messy and poorly handled bc he’s not even a bad person in an interesting way like komaeda he’s just got trust issues that lead him to be stupid and An Asshole. then again people eat it up so what do i know lmao. i love to hate that little shit i wanna punt him into the goddamn stratosphere. score a field goal with that asshat. this is all lighthearted btw i love to die on small hills" - "WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HIM OH MY GOOOOOOD HES SUCH A FLAT CHARACTER HES A SODA I LEFT OUT FOR 3 DAYS kokichi oma is easily the WORST written danganronpa character. it has been a while since i was into danganronpa so the details are a bit fuzzy but my rage has NOT subsided. following the success of Easily One Of The At Least Top Three Best Written Danganronpa Characters known as nagito komaeda, kokichi had some shoes to fill. he instead showed up in clown shoes. kokichis whole premise is that you dont know if hes lying or not, him being a huge clown and causing shit for like a good third of the cast. kokichi was a simple character. hes a bitch, he sturs shit up, he eat hot chip and lie, it was FINE. not GREAT, but FINE. and then he died. suddenly— kokichi was from modest beginnings. he was actually a genius who was actually doing all of this to save everyone. he was a martyr. they TRIED to follow up on the success of nagito komaeda, and failed miserably. the guy literally has nazi imagery he didnt need to be complex he just needed to be an asshole and force the plot. for assholes that force the plot with actual good depth, may i interest you in byakuya togami? for guys who lie all the time with actual good depth, may i interest you in sou hiyori the beanie man himself from your turn to die [similar genre]? seriously. you guys could do SO much better. just... get better taste oh my GOD JUST BECAUSE HES A TWINK DOESNT MEAN HES WELL WRITTEN" - "Omg I hate this guy,,, people either baby him & make him a uwu soft boy or a funky clown dude, & both those types of people forget all the things he has done??? even if he "redeemed" himself in the end (which i don't think he did--) that still doesn't negate all of the things he did before??? actions speak louder than words but he could never rely on that bc all the does is lie anyway-- i have some strong opinions about him."

Peter Pan:

LOVE: - "My propaganda is that like. Half of the OUaT fandom is OBSESSED with this guy and the other half write fanfiction about their self-inserts beating the shit out of him. The tumblr sphere might be a bit too biased in favor of love and I doubt he'll make it far but from what I've seen people either adore this guy or want him dead in the streets"

[relaxxattack]

ok since this is becoming a confessional i too have something to say: "dirkjake toxic yaoi cannibalism metaphor" makes no sense to me like am i missing something?? i just saw two lame teens with zero communication skills trying to date.

also what are your thoughts on rose ♣️ terezi ♠️ vriska

ok so when it comes to the dirkjake cannibalism. i would imagine that it spiraled out from the volcano scene? because duh that scene is… yaknow.

whenever i see the dirkjake cannibalism online, i definitely think it’s incredibly hilarious, (or awesome if it’s cool art), but i generally don’t study either cannibalism OR dirkjake enough to judge whether it’s in-character.

as for terezi/rose/vriska. THAT is a truly fucking interesting matchup. i think it would end in someone’s death

[feathery-fics]

Hello! The fic no one asked for that I wrote for myself. It's for Cyberpunk 2077 Fem!V x Judy with a mischievous Johnny Silverhand thrown in there :) This fic is pretty loose with the lore and technology in the game, but I thought it was a fun concept!

Judy figures out a way to rig it so that she can hear the friendly terrorist that lives inside V's head. Unfortunately for V, he is all too eager to let Judy in on a little secret~

V was still getting used to the fact that someone besides her could see and hear Johnny. Judy had rigged up some software… fimware? V wasn't sure, she left all of that tech stuff to the experts. Judy had just finished tuning up the gadgets in their Japantown apartment.

“Hey, this chick is smart, you should keep her around.” Johnny said.

“You’re just happy to have someone else you can yap to,” V smirked.

“Oh, you’re one to talk,” Judy smirked.

“Hey! The whole point of this is not just for you two to gang up on me!” V whined.

“No, but it is a nice side effect,” Johnny quipped.

V grumbled, “Great, the last thing I need is someone taking Johnny's side all the time,”

“Aw babe, I'm not taking sides, c’mere,” Judy laughed as V mock pouted.

The two got comfortable on the couch and turned on the TV. Johnny projected himself as sitting on the chair across from them with a beer and a cigarette. This was nice for V – almost normal. It had been a damn long time since they had done anything remotely average. Things were relaxing, nice even.

An ad blared through the TV “Come one come all to the sexyTimes toys emporium, we have a HUGE selection of adult toys, whips chains, and even feathers if that tickles your fancy…” V froze, blocking out the rest of the ad and slightly blushing. Thank fuck Judy wasn't watching her–

“Really V? I can't believe you still can’t so much as hear the word without becoming a flustered mess,” Johnny snickered.

“JOHNNY” V hissed.

“Wait what? Did the ad make you uncomfortable V? What word?” Judy asked, worried.

"The T word~" Johnny teased, drawing out the "T".

V blushed brighter and looked away. Judy just looked at Johnny confused, she hadn't connected the dots Johnny was trying to lay out for her.

She cocked an eyebrow, "Toys?"

“No shes–”

“JOHNNY I’m warning you don't you fucking dare!” V hissed.

There was no way for V to cut off Judy’s access to Johnny, and since Johnny was still, well, inside V’s brain. Johnny could give Judy any information about what V was thinking. Great.

Judy looked inquisitively between the two. Johnny took a swig of his beer.

“She's fine she's just really fucking ticklish. It's hilarious! Such a tough merc with such a soft weakness,” Johnny laughed.

“Johnny. Stop. Talking. I WILL find one of those pills to repress you.” V’s face was burning red at this point.

Judy thought this was absolutely adorable, and snuck closer to her partner. V put her head in her hands, too busy covering the blush across her face to notice Judy slyly wrap an arm around her waist.

“Yaknow, I just don't believe you, you lost those pills months ago. And even if you had them in hand right now, I don't think you'd take ‘em.” Johnny taunted.

“Y-you don't seriously believe him, right Judy? Heh c’mon, it's Johnny he's just trying to stir shit up!”

“Oh, just for calling me a liar; Judy I'll let you in on another VERY TRUE secret~”

“Oh? Do tell,” her face lit up like a kid on Christmas.

V gave up at this point, there was nothing she could do. Once Judy had an experiment in mind, she was going to test it. Johnny wasn't a physical form so it's not like she could just shoot him in the head. Sometimes V really, really wished she could shoot him in the head.

“V loves it, she gets all these butterflies and flustered even at the mention of a little tickling,”

V dropped her jaw and went pale. She knew Johnny would go low, but this… this was–

“See like that!” Johnny pointed at her with the hand holding a cigarette.

“Oh, is that so?” Judy teased, tightening her grip around V’s waist. “Well that's just adorable, my badass merc girlfriend just wants some tickles. I need to test this out,”

“N-noho!” V giggled and feebly backed away, her face reddening once more.

“Don't listen to her, she doesn't mean it when she says ‘stop’ or ‘no’, it's part of the game. I don't get it but V has never been the best communicator so I guess that tracks.”

Judy stopped her tormenting for a moment, soberly looking V.

“Babe, is that true?” Judy asked.

V blushed hard and stared very intently at a spot on the floor, “Y-you don't think it's weird?”

Judy stared at V incredulously, “You do know my job is to watch porn, right? Sure it might be a little weird by normal standards, but I've seen every position in the kama sutra. This is extremely tame. And I love you and more importantly I LOVE teasing you. I need confirmation from you though,”

V looked Judy in the eyes and gave a tiny, barely perceptible nod.

With that, Judy pounced on V, straddling her waist. Giggling in anticipation, V flailed uselessly underneath her. V could have fought back if she really wanted to. Her implants made her stronger and faster than Judy, and they both knew it. Though she would never admit it to him, Johnny completely hit the nail on the head with his little assessment.

“Now, where to start?” Judy mockingly tapped her chin, as if in great concentration.

“Her ribs are a great starting point, no implants there makes it easier to access,” Johnny kindly informed. At this point he was just drinking his beer and watching the TV, almost acting like the two women weren't there.

“Silverhand stop hELpiNg-AH shihihit,” V dissolved into laughter.

Judy danced her fingers over V’s ribs, relishing over her sweet laughter. V was really, really regretting wearing her lounge clothes. She was in comfy shorts and a thin tank top, which did nothing to hinder the fingers dancing over her torso.

“Awwww sooooo cute!!! Just a giggly little mess aren't you?” Judy teased.

“I-Ihihi murdER peopleforaliving ahahahaha~!”

“Which is what makes this so much funnier,” chuckled Johnny.

V flailed her arms around, nearly hitting Judy in the face.

“Ay! Quit that-- Johnny can you help me out here?”

“Listen, I know I look pretty real but I’m–”

“You're in her head, you can kind of… help her keep her arms up if you really wanted to…”

“Wait a minute, how come I didn't hear about this until right now!?”

V went still as a statue.

“nononono J-Johnny… Johnny can we talk about this, wait wait wait whaahaHAt did I dohOOo?!?”

Johnny walked over to V and “grabbed” her arms. Though V couldn't feel his hands, her arms lifted up and back as if being pinned over the arm of the couch. V was stretched out, Judy forming claws over her torso.

“This is much better, now you can't hide your sweet face! Remind me to just program an implant so I can just do this whenever I want~”

V turned bright red. She couldn't speak, she couldn't think. It was embarrassing, yet exhilarating. She hadn't been this vulnerable with a partner in a long time, if ever. But she was glad it got to be with Judy.

“Wow V, I can't believe how much you want this, heh. This is gonna be fun,” Johnny

Judy raised an eyebrow, “is that so? Is this all you want baby?” she clawed her fingers into V’s stomach, mercilessly vibrating into every sensitive spot she could find. V cackled, swearing at Johnny and pleading with Judy, but never really wanting any of it to stop. After a few minutes V couldn't stand her stomach being explored anymore.

“AHAHAH-juUUUDY-babyplease-HAhaha someWheheheRe elSE!”

“Geez, you are ruthless, you know that? Already have the merc begging,” Johnny mock scolded Judy.

“Better watch out, I'll find a way to link it so you can feel whatever V does~”

“Whoa no thank you, as you were, torture master” Johnny laughed.

“I-I HATE YOU BOTH,�� Shrieked V.

“Would you believe that wasn't even her worst spot–”

“--JOHNNY!”

“Oh my God V, you must be really sensitive. This is such a dangerous weakness for a merc to have~ I thought you were able to withstand torture? Wanna tell me where your worst spot is and I can put you out of your misery?”

“N-nu-NO!” V shook her head wildly, hair falling in a mess around her face.

Johnny rolled his eyes, “oh V, you always have to do things the hard way, don't you?” He reached one of his hands down in a claw, as if he was going to dig into her side. V jumped and giggled wildly.

“Heh, you can't even handle me and I'm not touching you! What makes you think you can handle her searching your entire body for who knows how long to find your weakest point?”

V looked up at Judy, who had an absolute wolfish grin on her face, “Whatever you think you can take baby~”

V paused and looked at both of them, “I-ihi… Its my hips hehe-JohnNY knock it off you gonk!” V shrieked as Johnny mimed another claw to her side.

“Alright V– you're asking for this,” Johnny ‘let go’ of V’s arms, yet they still stayed pinned to the back of the couch. He started poking and prodding at V’s ribs on each side.

“Wh-AHAH HowAREyoudOing thahahat??”

"I dunno kid, but it’s hilarious ~"

“Heh, we’ll have to run more tests, this is fascinating…” Judy wondered aloud as she dug her thumbs into the hollows of V’s hips.

“AHHAHAHAAAaaaa~” V screamed and thrashed, but couldn't move anywhere as Judy mercilessly scribbled into her hips. She had never felt anything so ticklish in her life, her hips and ribs being tickled at the same time, and there wasn't anything she could do to stop it. She bucked wildly, but Judy was tenacious and could not be thrown off. Meanwhile Johnny was using some kind of brain-magic to keep her hands pinned. V was in absolute shambles, tears of mirth streaming down her face.

“MEhmEhRChehY~”

Judy let up and signaled for Johnny to let V’s arms go. “Shihihit~” V curled in on herself and rubber her hips, sides and ribs.

“Hm… I was thinking I could get you an implant to make you more ticklish, but I don't know if that's possible.” Smiled Judy.

“You guys suck, you know that?”

“Are you kidding, that's the most fun I've had since I've been trapped in your miserable excuse for a brain,” Johnny snarked.

“Aw baby you know you love us,” Judy kissed V on the forehead.

V grumbled, but knew that yes, she did love both of them. And she also knew that she was so screwed next time she lost an argument with either one of them.

[boopshoops]

Also shoopy how does one deal with people simping for your oc

LMAOO honestly- i- it was whiplash.

Like it was something me and my girlfriend joked about a lot- with her saying shit like "i'd let her step on me" or one of my friends being like "i'd let her rob me blind" and I'm just here like SHE IS A WALKING RED FLAG DONT LET HER DO THAT TO YOU??? BECAUSE SHE WOULD?? LMAO? But then again I'm a hypocrite and will say the same shit about other peoples morally grey/antagonistic characters. And now I have a lil community on tumblr saying stuff like that as well- i-

But fr? To get a lil bit sappy with y'all??? It makes me laugh and smile. I'm glad people are able to enjoy my works and stuff, even if it is through simping JFNDBD

Like about a year or two ago, I was seriously struggling with like- overall confidence in my stuff? Still am, but it wasn't really helping that I was sort of in a place where the people i had around me in my personal circle just kinda ignored it. Like I would share my works and art and they wouldn't bother reading it despite me viewing them as my friends. It made me think I was doing something "wrong." I'm out of there now tho.

But to others who are also creating and writing and drawing or just thinking up silly scenarios, y'all are enough. Just doing what you think is fun is enough. The right people will find you and care about you, it just takes time sometimes. You are worth being cared for and loved.

Anyway uhh sappy time over, basically i think it is hilarious, but I'm also concerned 💕

Overall I just shake my head and, uh yaknow, lil thumbs up 👍 just don't tolerate problematic ppl like that irl JFJDB

[heaurtfk]

OPLA IS OUTTTTTTT

my thoughts on ep 1

pros:

MACKENYUUUU im not saying he carried but omg it's getting a lil hot in here

THEY MADE NAMI BADASS YASSSS GO QUEEN SLAY QUEEN OMG QUEEEEEN

ZORO'S ENTIRE INTRO SEQUENCE AHHHHHHHH

I love love love that they introed Baroque Works so early on in ZORO'S INTRO because iirc we were never shown how zoro was contacted by them earlier but it was just said that he was, and this was a damn good way of linking up w them later on

Shanks' character design is actually not that bad HAHAHAHA i was expecting worse from the trailer

Buggy and his crew dude whose name I cannot remember FUCKING SLAYEDDDDD

also the wanted pictures flashing in front of the pirates are so cool

BINKS SAKE WAS PLAYED

Helmeppo was pretty well done too

cons:

WE DIDN'T GET KOBY'S HILARIOUS FISHING BACKSTORY OMG

THEY SHOULD HAVE JS KEPT GOMU GOMU BECUZ GUM GUM IS STUPID

HELLO?? WHERE IS THE MAKINO X SHANKS (MAKINO HAD LIKE 10 SEC SCREEN TIME BOOOOOO)

also i was fully expecting young luffy to spit the gomu gomu fruit out in disgust. NOT EAT IT WHOLE WTF

They made Garp serious... r ya kidding me... and he was introduced so early too

Also I just couldn't take the fight against Morgan seriously because, seriously. omg it's embarrassing that he's seen as a threat.

Idk how I feel about the execution scene but I did watch it in english and then in japanese and yaknow the latter just hits different

err also they changed up zoro's recruitment. idk. hmmm.

I think by itself, the show's pretty decent and all these little changes might make more sense in this new world. But it's abit hard not to compare it to the original op, especially because I've always been a huge fan of zoro's recruitment. It fits with their original dynamics, but maybe here, their dynamics are different as well so I'm gonna have to change the way I watch this show now. It's a new world, with new characters and new backstories.

Overall, solid work for a live action.

[icharchivist]

Out of everyone in GBF, who would you want Belial to do an outfit switch with the most?

My biased self says Scandal, but on the other slightly less biased hand I wanna say Orologia for the giggles

scandal...? SANDALPHON?

Sandalphon would be funny but you're going to choke Belial in those clothes. he needs air!!

As for Sandalphon in Belial's clothes, i def saw fanarts of that, he'd look hot.

for Orologia, this would be hilarious, the association of parental love to his fucked up self would be a mess. I'll wager, specifically f!Orologia design, because i think putting Belial in boob cage would be funny.

But MomDad would look so weird in those clothes, kinda want to see it.

all in all, i feel like i'd probably pick something a bit horny so i'm kinda going to Erune style clothings.

like SSR Elmott.

or that one Seox outfit

... i think the point i'm trying to make is, i really want to see Belial's back. it's the one thing we never se of him. I'd kill to see it in the Erune fashion.

and i admit seeing Elmott and Seox in Belial's outfit wouldn't be a problem for me personally. They'd both probably get extremely flustered though. Which is a plus.

And on others i have in mind, while i don't want to see Belial wears their clothes, i def want to see the Dragon Knights in Belial's outfit. Or more like a friend already did a fanart of Percival in Belial's outfit just to fluster me and it killed me on the spot.

Other characters i'd like to see in Belial's outfit are the pretty dude. Like Eustace or Seruel and stuff yaknow?

and just for fun i want to see Seofon in Belial's outfit because it could either be super sexy or super silly and i want to see which one it would be

those are my pick o7 thanks for asking!

[dndads-confessions]

i love season 2, i really do. and i love season 1 a lot too,

i like how different they are! one season where it’s people who have gone through life and have wisdom/knowledge. yaknow just grown adults who know what they want! and then to have season 2 be a bunch of teenagers that are kinda the complete opposite, i think it’s hilarious! (idk if this makes sense at all but i hope my point still got through :) )

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