#ler!johnnysilverhand

[feathery-fics]

Hello! The fic no one asked for that I wrote for myself. It's for Cyberpunk 2077 Fem!V x Judy with a mischievous Johnny Silverhand thrown in there :) This fic is pretty loose with the lore and technology in the game, but I thought it was a fun concept!

Judy figures out a way to rig it so that she can hear the friendly terrorist that lives inside V's head. Unfortunately for V, he is all too eager to let Judy in on a little secret~

V was still getting used to the fact that someone besides her could see and hear Johnny. Judy had rigged up some software… fimware? V wasn't sure, she left all of that tech stuff to the experts. Judy had just finished tuning up the gadgets in their Japantown apartment.

“Hey, this chick is smart, you should keep her around.” Johnny said.

“You’re just happy to have someone else you can yap to,” V smirked.

“Oh, you’re one to talk,” Judy smirked.

“Hey! The whole point of this is not just for you two to gang up on me!” V whined.

“No, but it is a nice side effect,” Johnny quipped.

V grumbled, “Great, the last thing I need is someone taking Johnny's side all the time,”

“Aw babe, I'm not taking sides, c’mere,” Judy laughed as V mock pouted.

The two got comfortable on the couch and turned on the TV. Johnny projected himself as sitting on the chair across from them with a beer and a cigarette. This was nice for V – almost normal. It had been a damn long time since they had done anything remotely average. Things were relaxing, nice even.

An ad blared through the TV “Come one come all to the sexyTimes toys emporium, we have a HUGE selection of adult toys, whips chains, and even feathers if that tickles your fancy…” V froze, blocking out the rest of the ad and slightly blushing. Thank fuck Judy wasn't watching her–

“Really V? I can't believe you still can’t so much as hear the word without becoming a flustered mess,” Johnny snickered.

“JOHNNY” V hissed.

“Wait what? Did the ad make you uncomfortable V? What word?” Judy asked, worried.

"The T word~" Johnny teased, drawing out the "T".

V blushed brighter and looked away. Judy just looked at Johnny confused, she hadn't connected the dots Johnny was trying to lay out for her.

She cocked an eyebrow, "Toys?"

“No shes–”

“JOHNNY I’m warning you don't you fucking dare!” V hissed.

There was no way for V to cut off Judy’s access to Johnny, and since Johnny was still, well, inside V’s brain. Johnny could give Judy any information about what V was thinking. Great.

Judy looked inquisitively between the two. Johnny took a swig of his beer.

“She's fine she's just really fucking ticklish. It's hilarious! Such a tough merc with such a soft weakness,” Johnny laughed.

“Johnny. Stop. Talking. I WILL find one of those pills to repress you.” V’s face was burning red at this point.

Judy thought this was absolutely adorable, and snuck closer to her partner. V put her head in her hands, too busy covering the blush across her face to notice Judy slyly wrap an arm around her waist.

“Yaknow, I just don't believe you, you lost those pills months ago. And even if you had them in hand right now, I don't think you'd take ‘em.” Johnny taunted.

“Y-you don't seriously believe him, right Judy? Heh c’mon, it's Johnny he's just trying to stir shit up!”

“Oh, just for calling me a liar; Judy I'll let you in on another VERY TRUE secret~”

“Oh? Do tell,” her face lit up like a kid on Christmas.

V gave up at this point, there was nothing she could do. Once Judy had an experiment in mind, she was going to test it. Johnny wasn't a physical form so it's not like she could just shoot him in the head. Sometimes V really, really wished she could shoot him in the head.

“V loves it, she gets all these butterflies and flustered even at the mention of a little tickling,”

V dropped her jaw and went pale. She knew Johnny would go low, but this… this was–

“See like that!” Johnny pointed at her with the hand holding a cigarette.

“Oh, is that so?” Judy teased, tightening her grip around V’s waist. “Well that's just adorable, my badass merc girlfriend just wants some tickles. I need to test this out,”

“N-noho!” V giggled and feebly backed away, her face reddening once more.

“Don't listen to her, she doesn't mean it when she says ‘stop’ or ‘no’, it's part of the game. I don't get it but V has never been the best communicator so I guess that tracks.”

Judy stopped her tormenting for a moment, soberly looking V.

“Babe, is that true?” Judy asked.

V blushed hard and stared very intently at a spot on the floor, “Y-you don't think it's weird?”

Judy stared at V incredulously, “You do know my job is to watch porn, right? Sure it might be a little weird by normal standards, but I've seen every position in the kama sutra. This is extremely tame. And I love you and more importantly I LOVE teasing you. I need confirmation from you though,”

V looked Judy in the eyes and gave a tiny, barely perceptible nod.

With that, Judy pounced on V, straddling her waist. Giggling in anticipation, V flailed uselessly underneath her. V could have fought back if she really wanted to. Her implants made her stronger and faster than Judy, and they both knew it. Though she would never admit it to him, Johnny completely hit the nail on the head with his little assessment.

“Now, where to start?” Judy mockingly tapped her chin, as if in great concentration.

“Her ribs are a great starting point, no implants there makes it easier to access,” Johnny kindly informed. At this point he was just drinking his beer and watching the TV, almost acting like the two women weren't there.

“Silverhand stop hELpiNg-AH shihihit,” V dissolved into laughter.

Judy danced her fingers over V’s ribs, relishing over her sweet laughter. V was really, really regretting wearing her lounge clothes. She was in comfy shorts and a thin tank top, which did nothing to hinder the fingers dancing over her torso.

“Awwww sooooo cute!!! Just a giggly little mess aren't you?” Judy teased.

“I-Ihihi murdER peopleforaliving ahahahaha~!”

“Which is what makes this so much funnier,” chuckled Johnny.

V flailed her arms around, nearly hitting Judy in the face.

“Ay! Quit that-- Johnny can you help me out here?”

“Listen, I know I look pretty real but I’m–”

“You're in her head, you can kind of… help her keep her arms up if you really wanted to…”

“Wait a minute, how come I didn't hear about this until right now!?”

V went still as a statue.

“nononono J-Johnny… Johnny can we talk about this, wait wait wait whaahaHAt did I dohOOo?!?”

Johnny walked over to V and “grabbed” her arms. Though V couldn't feel his hands, her arms lifted up and back as if being pinned over the arm of the couch. V was stretched out, Judy forming claws over her torso.

“This is much better, now you can't hide your sweet face! Remind me to just program an implant so I can just do this whenever I want~”

V turned bright red. She couldn't speak, she couldn't think. It was embarrassing, yet exhilarating. She hadn't been this vulnerable with a partner in a long time, if ever. But she was glad it got to be with Judy.

“Wow V, I can't believe how much you want this, heh. This is gonna be fun,” Johnny

Judy raised an eyebrow, “is that so? Is this all you want baby?” she clawed her fingers into V’s stomach, mercilessly vibrating into every sensitive spot she could find. V cackled, swearing at Johnny and pleading with Judy, but never really wanting any of it to stop. After a few minutes V couldn't stand her stomach being explored anymore.

“AHAHAH-juUUUDY-babyplease-HAhaha someWheheheRe elSE!”

“Geez, you are ruthless, you know that? Already have the merc begging,” Johnny mock scolded Judy.

“Better watch out, I'll find a way to link it so you can feel whatever V does~”

“Whoa no thank you, as you were, torture master” Johnny laughed.

“I-I HATE YOU BOTH,” Shrieked V.

“Would you believe that wasn't even her worst spot–”

“--JOHNNY!”

“Oh my God V, you must be really sensitive. This is such a dangerous weakness for a merc to have~ I thought you were able to withstand torture? Wanna tell me where your worst spot is and I can put you out of your misery?”

“N-nu-NO!” V shook her head wildly, hair falling in a mess around her face.

Johnny rolled his eyes, “oh V, you always have to do things the hard way, don't you?” He reached one of his hands down in a claw, as if he was going to dig into her side. V jumped and giggled wildly.

“Heh, you can't even handle me and I'm not touching you! What makes you think you can handle her searching your entire body for who knows how long to find your weakest point?”

V looked up at Judy, who had an absolute wolfish grin on her face, “Whatever you think you can take baby~”

V paused and looked at both of them, “I-ihi… Its my hips hehe-JohnNY knock it off you gonk!” V shrieked as Johnny mimed another claw to her side.

“Alright V– you're asking for this,” Johnny ‘let go’ of V’s arms, yet they still stayed pinned to the back of the couch. He started poking and prodding at V’s ribs on each side.

“Wh-AHAH HowAREyoudOing thahahat??”

"I dunno kid, but it’s hilarious ~"

“Heh, we’ll have to run more tests, this is fascinating…” Judy wondered aloud as she dug her thumbs into the hollows of V’s hips.

“AHHAHAHAAAaaaa~” V screamed and thrashed, but couldn't move anywhere as Judy mercilessly scribbled into her hips. She had never felt anything so ticklish in her life, her hips and ribs being tickled at the same time, and there wasn't anything she could do to stop it. She bucked wildly, but Judy was tenacious and could not be thrown off. Meanwhile Johnny was using some kind of brain-magic to keep her hands pinned. V was in absolute shambles, tears of mirth streaming down her face.

“MEhmEhRChehY~”

Judy let up and signaled for Johnny to let V’s arms go. “Shihihit~” V curled in on herself and rubber her hips, sides and ribs.

“Hm… I was thinking I could get you an implant to make you more ticklish, but I don't know if that's possible.” Smiled Judy.

“You guys suck, you know that?”

“Are you kidding, that's the most fun I've had since I've been trapped in your miserable excuse for a brain,” Johnny snarked.

“Aw baby you know you love us,” Judy kissed V on the forehead.

V grumbled, but knew that yes, she did love both of them. And she also knew that she was so screwed next time she lost an argument with either one of them.