#itd be SO EASY to be his lowkey stalker but im no no my character doesnt even really know him yet like maybe theres a lil crush but- | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

honeyboyfelix · 1 month ago

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sometimes i think im a little crazy/pushy when trying to romance npcs in dnd and then i remember that half of all times ive interacted with this one dude has been the dm popping him out of fucking nowhere and another player has made *at least* 30 memes about him and im like oh.....we are all actually crazy about this particular npc actually

#i dont think im particularly lucky when it comes to dice rolls #but the rolls i do get are always as poetic and hilarious as they need to be #somehow i keep rolling good dice to meet this man in places neither of us have any business being and its the funniest thing #i think if the character wasnt equally insane itd look like i was stalking him 🙃#itd be SO EASY to be his lowkey stalker but im no no my character doesnt even really know him yet like maybe theres a lil crush but-#its fine its fine i can be normal im going to do my own things #and then the dice are like ha....yaknow whatd be funny :D #and the dm is like u r so correct dice it would be very funny *pushes the characters together like dolls*#the character in question is a pathetic lil meow meow of a necromancer who is my characters narrative foil...sorta #dont think he was meant to be?

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