#i think i knew that but i forgot

[hugs-and-stabbies]

The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT

[soosoosoup]

Funk branch au

Au and branch design by @bbc-trolls

[cobaltfluff]

sasuga my ace detective mind-reading soulmate, I knew I could trust you

[rottengurlz]

leona and her soon to be dead husband

before!!!!

[lurkinginnernarrator]

au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,

Shen Jiu: bet

And so the twins decided to switch lives!

The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.

Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy

(spoiler. it wasn't)

Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???

Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?

Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏

Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"

[volvolts]

The Hexsquad taking Belos to therapy. They don't think this is actually going to break through to him, but hey can't hurt to try. 5 seconds after he enters the therapist's office however: Therapist: AAAAAAAHHH! STOP IT! NO! WHAT IS WRONG IN YOUR BRAIN! runs away screaming Belos: Hey pal, if you didn't wanna know about my childhood, you shouldn't have asked!

the thing with therapy is that you need to be open to it in order for it to work. while i think belos lost some of his puritan values throughout the centuries (like he didn't bring a bible with him to remind himself of the lord so he probably forgot a lot of it also you just get used to things over time tho this Self Aware King(tm) probably never noticed) i feel the need to be "fixed" in his mind is still deeply ingrained in his mind to be something he should never need, let alone be given to him by children

bonus:

[mossy-aro]

looked up a list of canonical aromantic characters because i wanted to make an mv and laugh cried because the list genuinely like. 5 names long

[sparklingpax]

guys you know what wouldve been interesting to have....scenes of Optimus gradually getting used to his new body in s3.....

-instances like when he peered into that cave and realized he wouldn't fit so he had to transform, except it looks like even transforming to vehicle mode won't help so he just stands there looking kinda sad. feat. ratchet coming up to him to pat his arm sympathetically

-everyones so small now

-by the allspark wait the humans are small

-accidently hitting things....and people, when turning or gesturing towards stuff and like no one is upset by it at all really. he immediately apologizes and they're usually like "youre fine all good op :)" but he feels bad and tbh a bit embarrassed about it so he just. ; - ;

-realizing many times over he can't just. easily look down at stuff below him anymore because his giant boobs chestplates are in the way now....

-finding out the hard way (literally during fights) the levels of mobility he has retained and which he has not....trying to use a move he can no longer execute properly because hes so bulky now....on the flip side though, him realizing how much brute strength he can use in a fight with this new body

-having an even easier time picking up his small cranky medic bf to give him hugs. he is pleased with this development 🥰 ratchet is not

-secret and self-imposed jetpack/flight training sessions. with ratchet (and his medical kit) overseeing, because...he keeps flying at full speed into trees and cliffsides. (Imagining that what we see on screen is the result of those hours of learning to navigate flight and balance and stuff makes it more interesting to me idk)

-just occurred to me that of all of them, bulkhead has the closest physique to Optimus now, and could probably give him some useful tips and advice...stuff like how to best use that strength, balance in certain situations, navigating smaller enclosed spaces...picturing all those exchanges :))

-miko gives him a new drawing she made of him, and he stares at it every so often, as it sits next to the one she made of him all those months ago, before all this happened. smiles fondly. he's glad he's still alive to experience a moment like this :)))

[definitely-jax]

[sysig]

I think the world is so wonderful... (Patreon)

[fairyroses]

He was about to kill you, Lex. Or divulge something you didn't want me to know.

— SMALLVILLE, "Forever" (4.21)

+ bonus from "Arctic" (7.20):

[hootiee]

"mephisto pheles could've been a tumblr sexy man if blue exorcist was popular" <- doesn't know

[kaiserouo]

nom nom nom

[turnaboutstar]

I can't believe they made a show based on that mlp background character omg can't believe they made him human.../j

[saintsaki]

[reposting from twitter]

one of their focus songs have the same producer, that means anharu is canon (real) (not fake)

[raticalshoez]

i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode