#i think he would go nuts for it. he'd love it. they're both so MEAN your honor

[greenerteacups]

24 for dramione and 26 for hermione!! i love her i love your hermione i want to know everything about her i want to delve into her thoughts. a lot. i ought to dissect her brain

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

To me, Hermione is girl Artemis Fowl, if you go off the more normal "post-socialization" character growth in the later books. Draco is a hybrid sitting somewhere between Jaime Lannister and Blair Waldorf.

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

HERMIONE GRANGER YOU UTTER BRAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!

[trashcatsnark]

I love your deputy so much, she's such an icon. If she had to choose one Seed to be stuck in a bunker with, which one would it be??

AHHHHH, YOU'RE SO SWEET!!!

God, hmmm, really good question- ironically, I think despite arguably being the one she's more scared of in some respects- probably Jacob. In the reaping, he's the one she's initially the most scared to confront because just physically she feels the least capable of kicking his ass. And arguably he's also the gruffest with her, but honestly I think in some respects that's actually what makes him feel more manageable to her in a bunker situation.

Faith would play fake nice, try to fill her head with lies, talk about fate and how this was meant to be. Very touchy, hovering, needling because this is her chance to convert the deputy to earn Joseph's praise in New Eden- until the Bliss withdrawals hit. If they're in some random bunker, but honestly even if a Edens Gate bunker- short of it being Faith's bunker, I doubt it'd be enough to keep her balanced just given how much she was inhaling daily. Then it goes from constantly dealing with her fake passivity, lies, attempts at manipulation to having to help her and handling the instability, moodswings, and physical symptoms. One moment Joseph is their savior, this was meant to be, she'll see when the gates open- next moment, he's a monster, made her do this, you don't really blame her, do you? Dahlia would probably lose her mind trying to manage and help, though maybe once the worse of it passes and Faith starts to feel a little bit more like Rachel, it'd be a bit easier.

John would drive her up a fucking wall. Because, similarly- this is his chance, he can finally get his yes, his confession- seven years to pull every sin from her throat. And Dahlia doesn't really do emotional vulnerability and confessions. Even if John wasn't nuts. He's badgering her constantly, however unlike Faith- he doesn't need withdrawal to make him unstable, he just is. Somedays it's sickly sweet, promising how much relief confession brings- that she'll be welcomed into the new Eden if she just said yes. Other days when his patience has ran its course- it's volatile snapping, attempts at physical force. They could definitely have some calmer moments, they both like drawing and art, but he's so up and down, she'd never feel completely sure if she should be walking on eggshells or if she can tell him to fuck off without getting a mug thrown at her head.

Joseph is... Joseph, of course. All of the Seeds are intense, of course, but he's the king of intense. Boundaries- fake, lies, Satan made those up. Personal space- never heard of her. Not only tries to get in her head about Edens Gate, fate, family, becoming his family- but he's praying constantly, near her, by her, with her by force. Oddly enough, walk with me here, I think he'd keep her handcuffed the longest. We give Jacob shit about his cages and control freak tendencies, Joseph is the bigger control freak, hence running a cult, and also not as bothered by the pragmatism of it. Mean I have to bathe you- alright, gotta chauffeur you to the bathroom, okay. He needs to be heard, he needs an audience- how can you preach if no one is listening, how can you lead if no one will follow? He's going to be on her like a leech.

Jacob, our winner winner chicken dinner, is a lot of things- 9 times out of 10 needy isn't one of those things. As much as he likes to hear himself talk sometimes, he also isn't wasting his time and energy on preaching at her- especially now that the bombs hit, surviving is more important than converting. He definitely keeps her handcuffed for a bit, but once she makes it clear she's not gonna try anything, he'll let her go for practicalitys sake- maybe taunting that he can keep her under control,but the biggest worry is him making her hurt someone else- and who's he gonna make her hurt? The water heater? And while Jacob has an intense presence, he doesn't have a suffocating one. He doesn't give a shit about learning about all her sins, he doesn't care if she believed beyond some gloating that the world ended like he said- but otherwise he's more concerned if she eats more than she should because we gotta ration our supplies you idiot. He's a dick, he's smug, he sometimes hums only you just to get a cheap laugh when she gets panicky- but he gives her more space than any of the other siblings which ironically draws her closer, because she's a fucking cat.

John, Joseph, and Faith give her so much attention she feels overwhelmed like a cat being squeezed by an overexcited child.

Jacob gives her attention when needed, so she's more prone to plopping down near him and trying to poke her nose in his business.

Which is why of course why the best solution is to throw them all in with her so, he can balance them out.... kind of

[jeffgerstmann]

So apparently AEW pays well and that's bad?

I know a couple of current WWE folks who definitely got better contracts simply because AEW existed and, thus, created a world where people might jump ship and go somewhere else.

But yeah, I don't know, people are fuckin' crazy. That said, with all of the recent free agent talk going around and that article that is all "WWE needs to look in the mirror about why they keep losing free agents to AEW," I think that's a little off the mark.

Like, yes, in a theoretical, big-picture kind of way the WWE should probably ask themselves why people would want to work anywhere else. And they can chalk it up to "well, we've had some negative press lately" or "this person just didn't want to work as many dates" or whatever. Each case will be different. But I think in the three recent cases cited, there are very real life reasons why none of those three would go with WWE. It's great that the offer from AEW was better and, honestly, I think those signees will easily find more success in AEW than they would in WWE.

Like let's not kid ourselves here: WWE could have offered Okada a fuckton of money, but would he actually make a meaningful mark in the WWE? He'd come in, the announcers would have to spend a ton of time educating the audience on why he matters because most of their audience doesn't watch anything else, and he'd probably just end up being the next foreign heel. The types of great matches he had in NJPW aren't really the kinds of things that WWE is looking for or especially needs more of. They'd probably rush him into a main event program for three months or so and then do something embarrassing with him. He'd be tagging with Nakamura in a team with a vaguely racist-sounding name or something shitty like that. He'd be another amazing performer in search of a meaningful storyline and the WWE's midcard is fucking stuffed full of guys like that right now. He'd be losing to Karrion Kross by Survivor Series.

Tack on the notion that WWE's business is doing really well and they're selling tickets everywhere they go and inventing new, more evil forms of revenue all the time and it's easy to see that WWE doesn't need Okada. They need to be making sure that they have a fresh crop of young talent ready to take over when the current headliners fall off or move on. At 36, Okada isn't quite that guy.

However, Okada is a great fit for AEW and its audience. Too good, actually. I mean I don't think he'll be a "needle mover" on the ratings because anyone in this country who knows who Okada even is already watches AEW. They're super-serving their audience. They're "building golden toilets" for their fanbase. As someone who really likes that shit, I'm stoked. But the weirdo ratings nuts online who live and die by television ratings are melting down over "is Okada a draw or not" or something. And I think it'd probably be obvious to anyone who really sat down and thought about it that Okada wasn't ever going to drag in a whole new American audience.

I'd say mostly the same thing about Ospreay. He'd become the leader of the Catch Wrestling Crew or whatever the fuck they're called now.

The other thing I'd say is that, over time, a better program will probably attract a larger audience. So AEW's programming is better by way of these new signings. They're great performers and I think they both have the ability to be super big in the US for years to come, provided they're working somewhere that plays to their strengths.

Bringing Sasha Banks over to AEW has a chance to bring in new audience since she had a level of fame here in the States already and, hey, maybe fans of hers weren't already watching AEW. It's possible! Punk did it, right? We'll see. That might immediately make her more valuable than Ospreay and Okada. That said, there are already a ton of women that I'd love to see more of on AEW TV, so inserting another star at the top of that division kinda rubs me the wrong way.

Either way, I think these three specific cases are, well, specific enough that trying to use this to claim that WWE is "losing out" on this free agency stuff is probably wrong. They know how much they're willing to spend on an individual talent, they've been at this long enough to have a pretty good idea how some of these people are likely to monetize once they get there, and they're simply not going to overspend on any talent anymore because they're really focused on trying to bring in new talent and raise them up through their system. For all we know, AEW overspent on all three.

But they aren't spending my money, so fuck it! It's awesome! I only get mad when the people I want to see are locked behind the ROH paywall. Like Athena! Put her on real TV, she's fantastic! What the fuck!

[randomfandomdreaming]

Clone Trooper Headcanons

Based off my experience with reality shifting so I guess they're not really headcanons lol I've met everyone except Omega, as the timeline is still pre-Order 66. Updated now that I've met (most of) the Bad Batch.

Rex

It can be hard to get him to open up when you first meet him, but once this man decides he likes having you around, it's hard to get rid of him.

Seriously. Try putting yourself in danger and he will throw himself into the line of fire, whether you're a Jedi or not.

And after you both get out of there alive, expect a lecture from him as if he were your older brother.

I can't tell you how many lectures I've gotten from this man. He really is the older brother you never knew you wanted or even had. He always means well, though. He just worries.

Fives

This man can, and will, goof off and give you sarcastic comments.

Rex has actively said that Fives is going to be the death of him someday.

He makes it his mission to annoy Rex as much as possible, but also knows when and where to do it. If things go south, you'd think you're suddenly standing next to Cody with how fast his attitude changes.

I once had to do a double-take with how fast he switched from goofy to serious. That was not a very fun day. We scrapped a lot of clankers though.

Echo

This man just wants some peace and quiet every so often.

Don't underestimate his quietness, however. He will throw a punch at someone if he has to.

Sometimes it's Fives on the receiving end and Echo does it just for fun.

He's also fascinated with far off galaxies, especially if they're vastly different from the one he's from. It's nice to sit and read with him, too. He loves real discussions, not debates.

Update to Echo: He's still as chaotic as he was before. He's definitely loosened up a lot more, especially on regulations. He and Wrecker seem to be close since they were feeding off each other about naming the moon we crashed on.

Cody

Don't do anything that breaks protocol. Just don't. At least not around him.

He will have you neck-deep in paperwork and other assignments if he catches you.

He's loosened up a bit, but not much. Fives always reminds him to, though.

I've got nothing. I've tried, Fives has tried, even Rex has. This man loves protocol and won't be separated from it. We've joked before about him one day marrying it. That was the day I found out just how much datawork there really is in the Grand Army of the Republic. Did that stop us? Never.

Tech

If someone were to show genuine interest in the information he spews, he'd be riding the high of seeing his brothers proved wrong for weeks, months even.

And this man can talk.

He would randomly spew out facts if said person was around, not even needing any cue that he was heard.

This man has tattoos. He knows what he's doing regarding them, too. He's done Hunter's tattoos, as well as Crosshair's. He can definitely talk. We spent so much time just talking about random things. I think he was happy to have someone to talk to, honestly. He doesn't randomly give out facts often, but he learns very quickly what someone is interested in and bases his randomly given facts on that. He told me that during our half a rotation's worth of time conversation we had because I asked him how he felt about randomly giving out facts.

Crosshair

Getting through to him would take a miracle. He's a hard nut to crack.

If he thinks you're useful to the team at all, he'd at least tolerate you.

Spend enough time around him and his brothers, he may even pick on you like he does with the others.

Even though he came to sit with us by the fire, that was literally as far as we got. He went right back to being a loner, but that's okay. So, he's definitely not the easiest to get along with (especially with the rocky introductions we had with each other), but it's not impossible to do it. For everything else, I have no idea yet lol

Hunter

He knows more about you than anyone around before you even open your mouth.

He could even tell whether you're Force-sensitive or not.

This man is incredible and everyone forgets just how good his senses actually are until he actively needs to use them.

I learned a lot about Hunter while on our hunting trip. This man might as well be Force sensitive with how good his senses are. During the actual hunts, we didn't need to speak, only needed to rely on our senses. He works incredibly well with Jedi. It's amazing.

Wrecker

If you even just casually mention that there's the smallest possiblity you like to blow things up, you've just gained a new best friend.

If you give him something to blow up on top of that, he won't let you sit out on it. He'd have both of you press the button at the same time.

Literally would have his finger on one half, yours on the other.

Nobody tell Wrecker that I'm planning to find and secure explosives on our next mission together that he will 100% get to use. I'm serious. No one tell him.

Bonus!

Omega

She'd probably be the first to befriend you. Let's be real.

She'd want to show you her room on the Marauder and would be excited the entire time.

She'd probably be extremely happy to know someone who doesn't see them as just clones. She'd be even happier if you became part of their little dysfunctional family, whether they see you a lot or not.

[fratboycipher]

I don't know enough about your oc's choose whichever one for this ask game.

ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?

desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?

monster: Is your OC monstrous in any way? Is there something that makes them monstrous? Are they aware of their own monstrosity? Do they accept it or reject it?

:D thank you for the ask

im gonna do it for noname and SEA ORG RADIO. "thats two people" you may say. to which i say everything w them is funnier as a duo and frankly if i did just sea he'd be annoying

noname on the left, SEA ORG RADIO on the right (those links go to more detailed bios)

ghost: Who or what haunts your OC? What happened? How do they live with their ghosts?

noname is haunted by childhood in a highly restrictive and isolated cult! He was raised as sort of a golden child, isolated even from the usual cult-typical strong community with the intention of being a sort of enforcer of their ideals. He's out now, but sees echoes of them everywhere he looks(probably not helped by the fact that he's in a story called Cult Of Personality. it comes up a lot). And of course, the fear that they'll come back for him again.

He lives with it through direct action! He's a journalism major who does independent projects writing exposes on various high control groups and helps run and maintain resources for people escaping similar situations to him. He gets a little intense about it, and maybe just a little uses it as a substitute for actually unpacking his own issues. Don't worry about it

sea is also haunted by cult-related happenstance, but in a different way. he was an outsider who was the victim of targeted violence by a cult when he was a kid. or well, attempted victim, it didnt end up working out for the cult. either way he does not remember them fondly.

He lives with it through uh (checks notes) being really into cults. Like not in the "joining them" sense, he thinks that's lame, but he runs a college radio station dedicated to their activities and propaganda, keeps attending various cult meetings uninvited, and keeps trying to hook up with various leaders and/or godly figureheads. I am not quite sure how this helps, but he says it works for him. He and noname tend to uh. argue a lot

Unrelated, sea has been banned from several cults meeting grounds.

desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?

noname has two, basically entwined things, where one is that he wants noone to have to go through what he did, and the other being he wants the group he was raised in to be utterly obliterated so he never has to worry about them again. he's pretty open with both of these! he knows the first one is unrealistic, but thats what he's dedicated all his resources towards and would love for other people to join the fight. he's also open about the second one, and he and sea argue about it, in the sense that sea says its a very achievable goal and he should do it and noname asking sea to stop recommending he murder people. sea says booo coward

what sea wants is to hook up with naten kick davey mistavi in the nuts finish his programming homework yeah I dont know im not getting a straight answer out of him. I think that answers the are they open with it question too. As for why, for a guy who talks a whole fuckin lot he's a surprisingly private person

monster: Is your OC monstrous in any way? Is there something that makes them monstrous? Are they aware of their own monstrosity? Do they accept it or reject it?

Yes for both of them! They're both a kind of entity called a godling, which can mean a lot of different things but in their case both means they're vaguely inhuman omniscient something-or-others. And also it comes with autism. Like, it ended up being written as a metaphor for growing up with autism, and then i gave them autism anyway. That's not relevant, moving on

sea grew up very aware of what he was, with generally supportive parents who weren't exactly human(not godlings either, but tomato tomahto). hes used to adapting to and functioning with all it entails and considers it an integral part of him, so id say accepts

noname on the other hand grew up raised by a cult of more or less normal humans who hid what he was from him, and he didnt know beyond the instinctual feeling of Somethings Not Right until he got out of the cult and went to college. So he is aware, but it's still all a bit new to him, he's very uncomfortable with it and tends to suppress it in ways that aren't too healthy. Not quite rejects but not quite accepts, he's kind of in the middle about it. as i said. he and sea argue a lot

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Hi! Hope you’re doing well.

I have a few fun questions for you if you don’t mind answering.

First one, from one SonAmy fan to another, if the two hedgehogs EVER became canon, how would you write their future relationship?

Secondly, what are your opinions about Sonic opening about his emotions more often in different medias?

Third, what Sonic characters would you like to see interact more?

Haaaiii!! Thank you so much for the ask!!! 🤩🤩🤩

Oooh, good questions!! Okay, if Sonamy ever becomes truly and fully canon, (once I finish flipping out lol) I'd probably actually write their relationship to be very similar to what it is now. One thing I really like about Sonamy is how they can each be independent, but still love and care for each other. And they've both matured to the point where I think that not much would look different if they did start dating. I think there would be subtle differences, at least at first. Like, I doubt they'd be super public about their relationship. Sonic probably wouldn't tell many people, except maybe Tails, and possibly Knuckles. Sonic would definitely still travel, but I can see him picking up souvenirs from random places for her, buying stuff he wouldn't normally get and maybe passingly commenting that it was for his girlfriend (and then he'd leave without elaborating and the cashier would go nuts haha). Amy would probably want to be more open about their relationship, but I also know she would respect his wishes if he didn't want to. They'd probably spend most of their dates in secluded areas, probably out in nature, in the mountains or in the middle of a flower field, far away from society and cities. He'd probably take her with him on more of his runs. But yeah. 🥰💙🩷

I keep meaning to make a post with a list of Sonamy headcanons along those lines haha. 😂🥰

I LOVE when Sonic gets to express his emotions more!! I totally get that they can't have him be overly emotional, that makes sense with his personality. (Besides when he's being a drama king over silly matters 😂) But like, getting in his head during the Metal Virus arc and seeing him start to stress and overthink things after days of infection and no sleep, seeing him have a breakdown in the first live action movie after being alone for so long, seeing him panic, seeing him display symptoms of PTSD and trauma in Prime, I've honestly been loving getting to see him be more vulnerable. He's still a hero, he'll always be a hero, but his falterings and doubts make him feel a lot more true to life. I love it!

The main duo that comes to mind that I REALLY want to see interact is Shadow and Whisper! I actually ship them, as does my bestie, but also I just really want to see their dynamic, what with how they both have trauma, both have experience with loss, and their lives have indirectly intersected. I want to see how they'd talk to each other, how they'd interact.

I also wanna see Sonic and Tangle just doing stupid stuff together. 🤣 They make such a chaotic sibling duo, they're both suckers for reckless adventure, I can just see them going cliff diving and stuff together while all their friends facepalm. 😂

Thanks so much for the ask!! I'm doing pretty well, I've been sick but I'm not feeling too horrible. 😁 I also just had a Sonic energy drink and feel like vibrating into the atmosphere. 🤣 I hope you're doing well too!! 💙

[alaskashigh]

Arkansas headcanons bc I love him

When Arkansas gets really mad, big sharp diamond spikes form on his neck, back and a little on his elbows (neck ones are small, back ones are big, elbow ones are teeny). they have a red tint and are a mix of see-through clear and black. His bottom canines get a bit bigger and protrude more. Ears are pointy (elf ears) and he loves putting earrings on them. His ears are always decked out in earrings he's made (jewelry maker Arkansas the beloved) and he keeps the first ever earrings he's ever made in his ears 24/7 and refuses to take them out (unless he's cleaning his ears or his jewelry.) Hairs a spiky fluffy mullet that barely touches his shoulders. The shaved part next to his ears a bit outgrown. Hair is a mix of reds, browns, and blacks that fade into each other Occasionally has a small black and red tufted tail that curls, though he doesn't like it much since the other states make fun of him for it and call him "Piggy." (tail, spikes, teeth, etc are based off of the Razorbacks logo and are used in my Cryptid State forms. he is not walking around all day everyday looking like that ((unless he idk wants to)). ears don't count, they're always pointy.) Scars, cuts, bruises, scratches, etc everywhere. Has a huge scar down his left leg (starts near his knee, ends at his foot. on the back of his leg). Hands are always rough and calloused from how much he always uses his hands. Slept on his legs wrong and now he has a bit of a limp, one leg a bit more noticeable then the other and hurts occasionally. (I'm not projecting) Has a bunch of scratches around his pelvis area and on his hips

Always looks mad (even tho he kinda is mad a good portion of the day). Dude has a resting bitch face (same). He could be having the time of his life and people would think he's pissed (sometimes it's a little upsetting having to explain that no, he ain't mad, he just looks it.) Though he ain't upset about it. Don't think about him, talk to him, or even look at him and he'll be good. This man lives outside he actually would rather sleep in the leaves in the forest then go back to the statehouse. When he's at his own home in the woods he'll sleep outside a lot as well, but he also likes going back to the quietness of his cabin, cooking a nice meal on his stove (instead of the makeshift campfires he makes when he's too busy in the middle of one of his many 1000 projects and is deciding to sleep outside), and sleeping on his couch or in his bed. he eats, sleeps, and breathes nature, okay? (me) he ain't the Natural State for nothin I have dyscalculia so now he has dyscalculia. I mean it's only fair Will bury your body in the woods if you mispronounce his name. I swear to god he will oh my god he actually goes insane its like nails on a chalkboard its so fucking annoying its Ar-Kan-Saw not fucking "Ar-Kansas" or "Ar-kan-SAS-" like it actually drives him nuts you will never be seen again OH MY GOD- (sorry, might've gotten a bit caught up there in my own feelings.)

Wyoming/Montana/Arkansas headcanons

Got sat next to each other once in a meeting and ended up going to a bar after a rough time, now are inseparable. Didn't really talk to each other much, especially Arkansas with his "leave me tf alone" glare and aura, but secretly admired each other because they could relate to one another. Love to just sit in a room or outside, not talking to each other, and doing their own thing. They are very much introverts/have introvert characteristics and prefer the quiet. Montana kinda found out he had feelings for both of them, but didn't realize it was romantic feelings for a while. (Dude hasn't dated in a long time) Wyoming and Montana "got together" first (moreso them realizing they were in love with each other but not sure how to go about it, also not sure about what to do about their feelings Arkansas) Arkansas was not sure how to feel about the whole crush thing since one, he'd never been in a poly relationship before, and two, he hadn't dated many (if any) men in the past. (not even women really. he had his dog, cat, and woods to keep him company. not saying he wasn't lonely but he doesn't date much.) Took him a long time to even confess he liked them back. (He knew he liked them but figuring out if it was romantic or not was a struggle.) Took them months to get into a qpr as a way to test the waters before it later turned into a romantic relationship. Relationships are hard. (all of these fuckers are on the aromantic spectrum idgaf. projecting onto Arkansas like a bitch lol) Still considering on moving in with each other (they like their quiet space but also enjoy having each other around. While moving in together sounds nice, they still aren't sure yet since they don't know if their ready for that type of change. Besides, figuring out whos state they want to live in and all of that is a lotta work.) so they switch between each other's houses a lot. Some days they're staying the night at Montana's, other times they're riding horses in Wyoming's or relaxing in Arkansas. Bond a lot over shared interests such as farming, cowboys, sports, outdoor activities, etc and can ramble about it for hours.

We can just ignore how late this is (totally wasn't supposed to do this weeks ago. life gets in the way too much sometimes.) Anyways, I love them and don't think about them enough. Though I do need to do more research on Wyoming and Montana since i'm not from those states, nor do I know much about them besides knowing Wyoming's the cowboy state and where he is on a map. (proud being able to point at all states on a map, though that's what this fandom does to you lmao.) Sorry if I got anything wrong on Wyoming and Montana (can you tell by the lack of stuff on them that I don't know those two well?)

[firstdivisiongirl]

hello^^ id like to request a romantic match-up if its okay with you My pronouns are she/her and im an asexual. My MBTI is INTP and so please understand if im not able to identify myself that great. Yk the kid in the class who doesn't do any hw but passes all of the subject? Well yes thats me. Also im great at mathematics. I have kind of strict parents but more protective type so im not allowed to go to any person's house. I get told by my friends that when they first saw me i looked like a rly cold or egoistical person and all , as for my best friend (i asked her) to describe me in 1 word she said "comfort" so hope that makes sense. Im 5'2 tall... really bad eyesights like -6.25 and 5.75 (if i can remember correctly) . Im not really the outstanding type, but i do have some amount of confidence honestly. Also im a Christian and hope you get what i mean^^ Im able to like uhh copy people's personality and i currently have "the perfect girl" personality copied from the class president. I kinda sound like only complimenting myself soo here's some weaknesses or things like that I procrastinate so much and mostly doesn't get hw done until the deadline (im trying to stop even in the littlest). Horrible sleep schedule. And sometimes pushes ppl away out of frustration. I hate gathering any useless attention (like social anxiety). And mostly i do not feel much emotion until i like be burst of emotion. I really have a lot of great idea and is able to tell people if they're lying or not like kinda reading people but i dont really talk out loud about it, i only talk rarely about them out of fear they think im weird or smth because i was neglected and talked behind my back in 6th grade before. And a lazy fashion sense coming in!!!!!!!! i usually just wear baggy clothes or like wear smth the same mostly because im too tired to make another outfit and memorize it I like yanderes pretty much (crybaby, possessive, manipulating , clingy, obsessive type...) Deep inside im really clingy, childish and a sore loser , i don't really realize my surroundings so i tend to forget roads a lott I can be a motormouth if im comfortable by it and can be really quiet , some things depends on my mood tho Weirdly scared of person using the stairs behind me , bcz its really creepy. If a conversation annoyes or bothers me i really try and make excuses to get out of it.. Hope u can get smth out with my horrible explanation TT

and please remember to take care of urselff!!!!!! its my first ask so im a bit nervous TT its currently 10;37PM here, so have a great day and good day/night/morning!!!!!!^^ (me trying to come cheery and nice as much as possible)

cyaaa!!!!!:DD

Hey there. I try to take care of myself, but I am always a mess lol. Don't be nervous about asking. You did a good job. So onto the Tokyo Revengers matchup!

You Got...

Taiju Shiba!!!

He is a tough nut to crack, but I think he would love you.

Both of you are religious and would bond over that and go to church together.

He needs a a partner who is confident.

He'd love how you can be anything you want to be and copy others.

I feel like he needs someone who can read people well, since he is a lot. You would be able to understand what's going on in his mind. Good luck, I think it is scary in there.

Would scare off people who walk behind you

He's the type of guy who would make sure you never get lost

Wouldn't really care if you were in tight clothes or baggy clothes. He loves you for you. (If he cared about looks he would have kicked Inupi out for looking like discount Sabo lol)

Dates would be anything you want. But there must be good food!

Would like your clinginess. That means he gets to spend more time with you.

I hope you like it!

[queen-of-writing-bad-things]

Henry Danger Reader Insert | Captain Man x Reader: SEASON 3

Episode 9: Double Date Danger

~In the Man Cave~

Well, Miss Shapen sure knew how to pull numbers on people. Because she was a crazy cat-lady and just an all-round weirdo, Henry's teacher had badgered him into letting her attractive niece, Noelle stay at his house because the girl was allergic to cats (of which Miss Shapen had many) and nuts. This all would've been fine normally, Henry was perfectly happy to have a pretty girl stay in his house, where he'd be free to woo her, but Jasper wanted in on the deal. He didn't see why it was fair for his best friend to have all the ladies and for him to be left as a sad, lonely loser.  

Of course, the best friends rarely fell out, they had been through so much together, but if there's one thing that can get teenage boys to argue, it's a girl; one they both want, but both can't have and as such, Henry and Jasper had been arguing from the left moment they left school and arrived at the Man Cave.

"You know I'm right," Jasper whined at Henry as they and Charlotte stepped out of the elevator. The poor girl had been in the middle of the bickering for way too long and just wanted to sip her soda in peace. The boys were so loud and rambunctious, it drew the attention of the Man Cave's resident love birds, who were more than happy to talk about all the mushy stuff of relationships.

"Yeah, I know you're annoying me." Henry snapped back as the kids dumped their bags around the place and (y/n) nudged Ray when she picked up on the new tension in their home. 

"Come on, you pushed my last girlfriend out of a window." Jasper recounted, the memory of Henry shoving Courtney the nutter through Charlotte's bedroom window because she nearly killed them all.

"Only because she was chasing Charlotte and (y/n) with a power tool!" Henry defended himself, not seeing why Jasper was still hung up about that psychopath. She was hardly a girlfriend, more like a jealous, rampaging lunatic who nearly committed mass murder.

"They're fighting, sort it out." (y/n) whispered to Ray and gently pushed him in the direction of the quarrelling boys. She was backup, but Ray was the boss so it made more sense that he stepped in first.

"All right, all right...What's this back-n-forth banter about?" The superhero asked the boys as he and his girlfriend sauntered up to them, her wrapping her arms around his waist as he looked between both his sidekick and shop assistant.

"Okay, when two guys are buddies, like the same girl, which guy gets her?" Jasper asked his boss, thinking that he was a guy too, he had guy problems, surely he'd be able to help them. He had a girlfriend, plus lots of other experience they wouldn't mention, he could probably write a self-help book.

"Yeah, which guy gets her?" Henry added, looking at Ray with the same eagerness, but neither girl in the room was particularly happy about their word choice.

"Hang on a minute, "gets her"? That's a bit medieval, don't you think?" (y/n) butted in, not liking how they were essentially designating women as property claimed by men. That was some prehistoric bullshit; sure, she liked it when Ray provided for her and protected her, it was her cavewoman DNA speaking, but that didn't mean she belonged to him. Not in that sense.

"Oh, I think they mean, like, which guy obtains her." Ray clarified, thinking that a synonym would make things clearer, but it just resulted in (y/n) and Charlotte shaking their heads.

"Yeah, like gets to have her," Jasper added, seeing nothing wrong with how they were speaking. and it seemed like Henry was on their wavelength.

"Mmm-hmmm, for his own." He nodded, making the girls frown. Had they gone back in time thirty years? 

"You guys! Miss Shapen's niece is a person. She's not yours to get or have. She's not the last half of the sandwich." Charlotte explained in terms they'd understand, but it still didn't go in. Obviously, Henry and Jasper had skipped the class on gender equality.

"What's she saying?" Jasper hissed to Henry, who tried to give him an answer, but honestly, he had no clue what their friend was driving at and now, all he could think about was sandwiches.

"I'm saying, you should both ask her out and maybe let Noelle decide which one of you she wants to go out with," Charlotte rolled her eyes when all three boys started to laugh at her suggestion and (y/n) put her hand on her hips. Was this some dumb guy thing that she didn't get? She thought Ray was less of a jerk than this, but he still knew how to surprise her.

"Raymond..." She said in a low, warning tone and the laughter and amused scoffs soon died down when the three noticed one woman scowling and one girl smirking. 

"What? Are you guys afraid to ask Noelle which one of you she wants to go out with?" Charlotte's lips wobbled as she tried to stop herself from smiling at the boys' reaction. She was bang on with her assumption and they sure as hell didn't like being called out for the cowardly behaviour.

"Pfft, yeah right. More like not afraid"

"No, I doubt it...I fear no man." Henry and Jasper shrugged off the blatantly correct statement from Charlotte as Ray was suddenly distracted by his phone. He had dinner reservations booked and he wasn't going to mess this one up. She deserved a proper night out and he was going to give her one, even if it killed him.

"Oh my god, you two are terrible. You should ask the Shapen girl out and feel happy for whoever she says yes to, or support each other if she both turns you down." (y/n) told the boys, who bit their lips at the third possibility. It hadn't crossed their minds that Noelle might refuse both of them, but hey, they'd take their chances.

"Hey, I just don't want you to be upset when Noelle chooses to take the J-train," Jasper smirked at his best friend and gestured to himself as he said the odd nickname for himself. Charlotte didn't want to hear anymore, leaving (y/n) to stay loitering around the two as they continued to argue.

"Uh, okay. Well, the only thing more powerful than the J-train is...the H-bomb." Henry bragged and cooly adjusted his sweater as he breezed past the boy and the young woman snorted. She had to take a step back so they wouldn't hear her giggling at their ridiculous names and she found herself wandering over to Ray as she chuckled.

"I'm sorry, H-bomb, but here come da J-train. Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, choo-choo!" Jasper pretended to be a train and got up in Henry's face as they began to attempt to outdo each other with their "coolness". Ray was forced into the corner with his girl in his arms as the boys continued to childishly make bomb and train noises, but he wouldn't let her see the restaurant booking on his phone. He wanted it to be a surprise.

"Chugga-chugga choo-choo!"

"Boom! Bam!" Jasper and Henry paced around the floor loudly and everyone waited for them to calm down, but it just wasn't happening. This was a pretty girl they were fighting over and they were desperate to be the one who got to take her out. Still, it was. nothing a good old-fashioned gun blast to the face couldn't solve and Charlotte was ready to fire.

~The next day~

That Noelle bitch. Well, she wasn't a bitch, not really. Henry was angry and bitter and jealous, all the emotions that a boy feels when the girl they were crushing on chooses their best friend because "she liked his smile". Yep, that's right, the dapper, boyish Henry Hart had been beaten by Jasper Dunlop in charming Noelle into a date.

He just couldn't believe it, girls never rejected him, not over Jasper anyway. Sure, the boy wasn't bad-looking, but Henry certainly had a certain appeal that ladies liked, but not Noelle. She had chosen Jasper for his quirkiness and unattainable charm, which left Henry sulking in the Man Cave with (y/n)'s arm around him as she and Ray did their best to help him through this "difficult time". He should've been happy for Jasper, the kid who never got any girls, but he couldn't help it. Noelle was so pretty...

It wasn't all bad though, Jasper had fallen headfirst into a compromise with Piper, some boy she liked and Mr and Mrs Hart. Something about the teens supervising the kids on a double date, meaning what was originally a sweet, romantic meal for two, was now going to be an awkward chow time for four. Every cloud has a silver lining. 

"There'll be other girls." (y/n) told Henry in an attempt to comfort him, but all the boy wanted to do was sit in a slump and mope. 

"Not like her." He mumbled and focused on messing about with a clackers toy he'd found lying about. He barely knew the girl, but rejection is a hard pill to swallow and it left the poor kid with a hole in his heart. It had been so long since his last date that the idea of having one in his grasp was exhilarating, but then having it so cruelly torn away was agony.

"Hey...what you doin'?" Ray asked as he came over with an iced frappuccino and sat down next to his girl so he could interrupt their little moment. He was terrible at giving any emotional support, but it pained him to see his usually plucky sidekick so down.

"I don't wanna talk about it," Henry grumbled grumpily and stared at his hands as both adults looked at him. This would pass, he'd realise that there were plenty more fish in the sea and if Noelle fancied Jasper then he would be happy for them, but he needed a bit of time first.

"He's putting because Noelle wanted to go out with the J-train and not the H-bomb," Charlotte revealed from her seat at the supercomputer, not giving a shit if it hurt Henry's stung pride. It sounded ridiculous out loud, but Henry was still bitter.

"I said, I don't wanna talk about it, so let's not talk about it, all right? Gahhh..." He replied in a flat tone, wishing they'd all just leave him alone to mope. Well, (y/n) could stay, she was the nicest out of the three and would soon figure out a strategy for getting him to perk up. The boy stood up from the ledge where they had been sitting and stomped across the room moodily and Ray saw that he'd have to handle this delicately.

"Okay...okay. So, where'd Jasper take her for dinner?" Ray smirked, deciding to just rip the bandaid off and get to the juicy information, even though Henry's wounds were still unhealed. Delicate? Yeah, right, like he knew what that meant.

"Oh, I don't know." Henry rolled his eyes and marched off angrily, showing that underneath all that mature, superhero stuff, he was still a teenager and prone to emotional outbursts. 

"Ray!...give me that!" (y/n) hissed to her boyfriend, not liking how he ignored Henry's sadness and just poured more salt into his wounds. Seeing no other fit punishment, she swiped his cold drink and claimed for herself by taking a long slurp from the straw. The brain-freeze made her eyelids flutter, but it was worth it when he snuggled up to her to win back her affection and his frappucino, 

"Oh, I think it's some new restaurant called, The Basement," Charlotte answered, momentarily looking up from her PearPad so she could answer Ray's question.

"The Basement?" The man said, trying to act as though he had never heard of it even though it was coincidentally the precise place he'd chosen for his and (y/n)'s little dinner date. It looked classy but cool and he just wanted to give his girl a night off, where they could just be alone and spend some time together,

"Where's that?" Henry asked and he had genuinely not heard of it. He wasn't in the habit of checking up on every restaurant that opened in the city, especially when his crush was being wooed there.

"Noelle found it. She said it's supposed to have amazing seafood." Charlotte shrugged, making (y/n)'s eyes light up. Now that sounded like her kind of place.

"Oooh, can we go there? Please?" She turned to her boyfriend excitedly, making him chuckle at how excited she got. If only she knew that he was one step ahead of her and dying to see her grin when he revealed his secret.

"Maybe, sweet girl." He mumbled and bent down to kiss her sweetly before she could ask anything else. She accepted it hungrily and didn't notice how he was coyly playing hard to get just so the surprise would last until the very last minute.

"Wow, amazing seafood, I sure hope Jasper doesn't choke on a shrimp." Henry pouted even more at the young woman's enthusiasm and the fact that she was happily in a relationship like him and it made him grumpily flop down on the couch. Stupid girls, they always left him lonely.

"Now, come on, Hen. You know you don't mean that." (y/n) told the boy, who deep down, knew was right. Jasper was his bud and he'd hate for anything to happen to him, shrimp-related or not. It was just his anger speaking.

"Hey, you know what'll cheer up a teenage pouty-pants?" Ray smiled and leaned on the back of the couch so he could glance over Henry's shoulder. Here came Captain Counsellor and all his divine wisdom for a frowny boy.

"What?" Henry grumbled, not feeling like doing anything apart from sitting glumly or finding solace under his bedsheets and it wasn't like Ray could offer that or anything helpful at all.

"Cleanin' the boss's bathroom." Ray smiled, making (y/n) fo a double-take. He had a way with children and his lack of an ability to read the room was astounding to her. Also, why the bathroom? She could swear it was clean.

"I don't think that---" Henry tried to tell him to fuck off in a polite way, but no. matter how hard he tried, Ray needed someone to scrub his toilet and he couldn't bear to watch Henry sit around doing nothing any longer.

"I'm serious," Ray told him and pulled a blue toilet brush from his back pocket. How he had been hiding it was anyone's guess and Henry told him where to go by accepting the brush and then promptly throwing it to the far side of the room. Yeah, like he was cleaning the floors all day.

"Would you prefer this pink one?" The boss smiled and held out a second toilet brush. He'd had a feeling that Henry would say no and dispose of the other one, so he grabbed a spare just in case.

"Ray, I cleaned the bathroom yesterday. How can it be dirty already?" (y/n) asked her boyfriend, seizing the brush from his hands and dumping it on the couch. Seriously, what had he been doing in there? She wanted an answer, but she'd have to wait to get one because right on cue, the emergency alarm started to ring.

"Uh-oh," Charlotte said and began to tap away on the computer keyboard to figure out what was going on.

"What's up?" Ray asked, snapping into action and dashing over to look at the monitor with (y/n) behind him. Henry chose to remain on the couch, it was nicer there anyway.

"Emergency. Looks like...it's a video from Swellview Police." Charlotte answered and pulled up the clip for the superheroes to watch.

"Captain Man, Miss Danger, Kid Danger, listen. We just found a kid lying in this alley and his teeth are all gone. But, uh my partner and I need to go 'cause we gotta go take our wives to see that new show, Mamma Mia? So, we're gonna leave the kid with no teeth here, lying in the alley. Bye!" Ray frowned at (y/n) and (y/n) frowned at Ray, how could those bozos leave that kid alone in an alley?

"What? That's it?" The young woman facepalmed but accepted that they were going to have to go out. Someone needed to help and as Swellview's greatest crime fighters, it fell to them.

"Mamma Mia! Why do the Swellview cops always dump everything on me, (y/n) and Henry? That's not fair!" Ray whined in frustration, wishing that just once, the police would be responsible and do their jobs. 

"Oh, let's just go. At least it's something to do." Henry sighed and moodily got to his feet so he could chew a gumball and transform. Well, this was going to be a fun night if his mood was this crappy.

"Fine, whatever. Charlotte, if you get bored here, there's a toilet up in my bathroom that could really use a good scrubbing—" Ray smiled at the young girl charmingly, hoping that someone would clean up his mess whilst they were out, but Charlotte wasn't about to do that. She picked up her trusty blaster and disintegrated the pink toilet brush out of Ray's palm.

"Look, doofus. Christ knows what you've done in there, but I'll clean it up when we get back." (y/n) told her pouty boyfriend, who was suddenly missing the brush that was now particles in the air. He didn't want her to clean up though, he was hoping that if this toothless kid thing wrapped up quickly, they'd still have time to make their reservations. Being a superhero was tough, especially when it made getting dinner so tough.

~In the alley~

"Hey! Hey, over here!" Henry yelled to Ray and (y/n) as they searched the back alley that the police had left. It would've been nice to know where to look, but as usual, the cops had scarpered before the superheroes could ask for any finer details. No matter, the couple had ice cream cones to keep them occupied and with Henry's sharp eye, it didn't take long for them to come across some poor kid laying facedown on the concrete.

"You wake him up." Ray nudged (y/n), who looked at him mid-lick of her ice cream with wide eyes. He was the boss, why couldn't help wake up the kid?

"Wha—? Why me?" She mumbled, trying not to let her ice cream drip as she analysed the boy. He could be a mad strangler or something, she didn't want to piss him off.

"Because you're beautiful, kind and good with children." Ray smiled at her sweetly and she blushed at his words. He really knew how to butter her up and she cupped her cheeks to press a kiss to his lips for being so cute, but...

"Oh my god, just wake him up." Henry groaned, not impressed with how even in a dirty, trash-filled alley, they were still able to be all kissy and cuddly. Seriously, they had a job to do and they could be gross later.

"All right, all right, geez...Hey, 'scuse me, kid. Wake up. Come on, it's time to wake up..." She knelt in front of the boy and gently shook his shoulder, causing his bloodshot eyes to snap open and his hands to instinctively grasp at her throat. He must have thought he was under attack again and squeezed hard as his fear clouded his vision.

"Okay, okay. Take it easy, please. I can't breathe." The woman gasped and felt for Ray's knee as she struggled for air. For such a scrawny kid, this guy had a strong grip. Seeing that she needed help, Ray used skilled fingers and a little bit of muscle to prise the boy's fingers away from his girlfriend's throat and reassured him that they were here to take any more of his teeth.

"Hey, hey, it's all right. Can you get on your feet? There you go..." Henry and Ray each grabbed one of the boy's hands and pulled him up, making him blink as the shapes of Captain Man and Kid Danger became clearer. Miss Danger stumbled onto her feet too, mourning the loss of her ice cream that was now on the ground. Oh well, at least she could breathe now.

"I'm Captain Man," Ray told the kid in his superhero voice, making Henry roll his eyes. Everyone in the city knew who he was, why did he do that every time?

"You don't have to introduce yourself." The sidekick lectured his boss, who ignored his tetchy attitude. Just because he was in a bad mood didn't mean he had to rub it off onto everyone else.

"What's your name?" (y/n) asked the boy calmly, ignoring her bickering boyfriend and fellow sidekick. This boy looked traumatised and when he tried to reply, all he could say was a garbled noise. 

"Son, what happened to you?" Ray questioned him further, thinking that the kid just had a weird name, although anyone who names their child "Mowhaleshma" is evil. Again, the boy tried to explain his situation, but all he could do was a gurgle and wildly wave his hands around like a madman.

"Ahhh...okay, we're not gonna be able to understand this freak." Ray put his arm around Henry and the two turned their backs on the boy so they could think of a plan. Giving the confused kid a small smile, (y/n) trotted over to them no plucked the ice cream cone from Ray's hand, intent on stealing his iced dessert for the second time that day.

"He's not a freak, he just can't talk with no teeth. They're really important for being able to speak properly." The young woman told her boyfriend and ran her tongue over the strawberry goodness of his ice cream. He frowned as she ate was should've been his, but he didn't care. Yeah, he loved ice cream, but he loved her more and seeing her so happy was even better than having it to himself.

"Yeah, I guess you're right, sweet girl." Ray sighed and just as he was thinking about what to do, two elderly men came shuffling down the alley. Hmmm, old people...they might have some teeth they could borrow. It would be beyond gross, but if it worked, who cares?

"Be right back." the large man told his sidekicks, who looked at him puzzled when he placed a soft kiss to (y/n)'s cheek and then walked off, intent on nabbing some grandpa teeth for their new friend.

"Gentlemen! Just a second, fellas...I notice you're both old, so...do either of you by any chance have false teeth?" Ray asked them with a pleasant smile, only for his friendly greeting to fall flat when the old men sighed grumpily. 

"What? What I'd say?" Captain Man looked between the glowering grandpas, who weren't best pleased with him making them as old, toothless codgers, who were societal rejects. He would be old one day too, not that he liked the notion, and they thought he should've been more respectful to Swellview's senior citizens.

"Thinking that all old people have false teeth is a stereotype, okay? And we don't like stereotypes." One of the grouchy old men snapped, making Ray cringe. Geez, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

"Okay, but...do either of you wear false teeth?" The superhero asked tentatively, hoping not to aggravate them even more. He just really needed some and then they could help the gummy-looking boy.

"Yes, we both do." The old man sighed, feeling annoyed that the irritating stereotype was proven to be true in the case of him and his friend. 

"I see. Well, on my authority as Captain Man, I need to borrow your false teeth." Ray commanded the men, who surprising volunteered to give them up quite easily. Not quite the struggle Ray was expecting but at least it made (y/n) weak in the knees when she heard his powerful voice.

"Thanks." The large man grimaced when a pair of slimy, warm dentures were placed into his outstretched palm and he was so grateful at the wore gloves. God, false teeth are so gross.

"Okay, son. Open your mouth and I'll try to get these in...Don't fight it." Ray stalked towards the terrified boy and started to force the grandpa's teeth into his mouth. The kid was gagging at the thought of sharing some old dude's teeth, but Captain Man was so much stronger, so he just had to take it.

"On behalf of Captain Man, may I apologise for...all of this." (y/n) chuckled nervously as the boy finally let the teeth slide over his sore gums and Ray relented.

"All right, try to tell us your name." The superhero told the kid and after getting used to the acrid taste in his mouth, he began to timidly speak.

"I'm--I'm Sebastian." He replied, everything making sense now. So that's what he was trying to say, Sebastian.

"Ohhhhh, Sebastian!" Henry realised and nodded along with Ray, both of them thinking that boy had been saying Samantha or some shit. Dummies.

"So what happened?" Henry moved on to the next question swiftly when he remembered that there was a dazed and confused child in front of him.

"Well, uh, I met this girl...and she asked me out to dinner, but then she took me to this place called...The Basement." Sebastian recalled, making Ray's heart stop when the restaurant's name was mentioned. Screw Jasper being there, he was more worried about where he could take (y/n) for dinner.

"The Basement? Wait, wait, that's where Noelle took...took you-know-who to dinner!" Henry gasped and looked at the worried couple urgently. Oh god, suddenly his gut was giving a very different feeling about Noelle and it wasn't a good one.

"Voldemort?" (y/n) giggled nervously, trying to make herself feel better with a little humour, but it didn't work. 

"Noelle! That was the girl's name!" Sebastian exclaimed, making their worst fears come true. Looks like behind that pretty face, Noelle was a bitch after all. Go figure.

"Look, kid, do you remember anything or anyone from this um...basement place?" (y/n) asked, grabbing Seb's elbows so he'd look into her eyes and see how she needed this information stat. Jasper had booked himself, Piper and Piper's crush into a madhouse by the sounds of it.

"No...Wait, yeah! There was a man, she called him...Drill Finger!" Sebastian took a moment to remember the evil name, but when he did, the revelation made the superheroes gasp.

"Drill Finger!" Ray grabbed hold of Henry's costume tightly and curled a protective arm around (y/n)'s waist. Of course, that crazed dentist would be behind this had his fingerprints and drill holes all over it.

"Oh my god." Henry paled and noticed how tightly his boss was clinging to his girlfriend suddenly. He wouldn't let her go, would he? Sure, there was no stopping her, but he hated to put her in danger and with Drill Finger involved, there was going to be peril. Lots and lots of peril.

~

Well, The Basement was disgusting. Not as disgusting as the alley, but pretty gross. It was dark and smelly, the perfect place for a villain to have his heinous setup, but not really this place to have a classy restaurant. How anyone dined here blew (y/n)'s mind.

"This place is so creepy." She shuddered and stuck close to her boyfriend's side as they crept through the creaking hallways. It sounded like the party was going on in the basement (well, duh, that's what it was called), so that's where they were headed. All they needed to do was avoid the elderlies stalking the place out.

"Yeah, who would ever come here?" Henry wrinkled his nose at the smell of damp in the air and the fading, outdated wallpaper. It looked like his grandma's house in a horror movie, not like the fine-dining experience Jasper had described, but hey, maybe that was his idea of a good night out.

"I know right, only idiots would." Ray laughed dryly in an attempt to cover up the fact that he was an idiot and he had tried to take his girlfriend to this shithole. Thank God he didn't, otherwise, they would've ended up like Sebastian, or escorting a load of criminals to the county jail, one of the two.

"Right..." (y/n) looked at him with suspicion and wondered why he was acting shifty all of a sudden. The colour was draining from his face and she was certain that if she removed one of his gloves, she'd find his palms to be sweaty. Highly suspect, indeed.

"I mean, I would never book a table for two here this evening, I'd have to be mad, right?" The superhero rambled, letting the truth out before it ate him up from the inside out. He had tried his best and had failed, but seeing that made (y/n) smile all the same.

"Wait, you made a reservation here? For us?" She asked in a shocked yet mirthful voice as her eyes lit up at the thought of going out with him. They'd had dinner before when they were still completely clueless as to each other's feelings and on little runs to the ice cream parlour down the street, but that didn't count. A nice, calm sit-down meal with the pair of them dressed to the nines, now that sounded like heaven, as long as it wasn't in the Addams Family's house.

"Well, yeah, but now we can't go 'cause Drill Finger runs this place. And I'm too fond of your smile to let him have it." He couldn't help the lovesick comment at the end. It made Henry gag and tiptoe faster, but (y/n)? Well, she was smitten, through and through; the effort was good enough and even though a date would be nice, just knowing that he cared was enough.

"You're so cute, doofus. I love you." The young woman grinned at him and threw her arms around his shoulders, making the couple stop for a moment just before they descended the dark stairs to the basement. Henry looked over his shoulder to see Ray tilting his forehead against (y/n)'s and decided to just wait for them at the bottom. He definitely didn't want to see them making out, he'd had enough of love for one day.

"I love you too, sweet girl." Ray smiled against his girl's lips as they met for a gentle kiss, both of them not caring about their location or whether or not time was on their side. Just one kiss, that's all they wanted. The superhero tilted his head to the side and gently bit her lip to get her to part even further, which allowed him to explore the depths of her honey taste. The whimper she released was greedily swallowed by him and he tried to push her against the wall, but a delicate hand on his chest pushed him back.

"Want you." He mumbled against her lips and (y/n) breathily giggled when he tried to follow her lips as she pulled away. So needy, he was adorable.

"We have a job to do." She told him and placed one, final peck against his lips before leaving his embrace completely and jogging down the steps. Ray was left by himself to stroppily stamp his foot in frustration throw his head back so he could curse the god that forced such torture onto him. Still, he knew his girl was right and stomped after her, catching up to both his sidekicks as they approached a door.

"What took you two so long?" Henry questioned them, but he immediately regretted it. He did not want to know the gross details of what they did in their free time and was more than happy to just get to fighting the bad guys.

"Ray's hot, not my fault." (y/n) shrugged, laughing when Henry nearly doubled over in nausea. Gross, gross, gross! He was a teenage boy, not the kind of person who wanted to be on the receiving end of a young woman and her desires for her boyfriend.

"All right, all right, just kick the door down." Ray rolled his eyes at the teen's overreaction and decided that a suitable punishment was making him be the one to go busting shit down.

"Why me?" Henry gawped. He didn't have super strength, why did he have to be the one exerting himself? Sure, his best friend was in some serious danger on the other side of the door by the sounds of the screams, it was getting pretty intense in there, but come on!

"Because you're the one mouthing off. Just kick it in, it's not that hard." (y/n) encouraged him and stepped back so the sidekick would have room to swing his leg back. The screams were getting louder and more terrified and when combined with the whirring of a drill (no guess as to who that was), the three panicked even more.

"Hurry up!" (y/n) hissed and Henry saw that there was no time to lose. Pulling his leg back, he jammed his steel-toe boot into the wood, but shockingly, the door stayed intact. The same couldn't be said for Henry's big toe though, which was probably bruised or broken.

"Owwww! The door didn't even break!" He wailed, grabbing his aching foot with both hands so he could tenderly nurse it. Honestly, never work with children or animals and if you want something done, do it yourself.

"Then here, let me help you." Ray pushed Henry to the side, making the boy tumble into the mildew-stained wall as his lone foot lost balance. Looking up and down at the barrier in front of him, Ray's experienced eyes found the weak point he was looking for and he moved to strike.

"Wait, what are you do--" Too late. All that pent-up frustration in the man was released as he seized Henry and used his body as a battering ram so he could break through the door. Well, Henry was useful in a way, just not the way he was expecting.

"Holy shit..." (y/n) breathed out and dashed through the splintered hole so she could lean over the railing and see if Henry was okay. Ray followed behind her but was less concerned about the groaning boy on the floor below them. He'd be fine, hopefully.

"It's Captain Man, Miss Danger and Kid Danger!" Noelle cried in fear, but Piper was smiling instead. Her entire body was flooded with relief at the sight of the heroes, unlike the criminals, who were bricking it. One more minute and Drill Finger would've had their teeth lined up for some pensioners to claim for falsies.

"You threw me through the door!" Henry whinged at Ray, getting back to. his feet once the soreness had melted away. His toe was still painful but he could ignore that.

"Well, the past is the past." Ray shrugged and took a slurp of some soda that he had found lying around. Christ knows why he wanted to drink, but there was no time for questions, just well-planned quips and fighting.

"All right, Drill Finger." Ray turned to the villain and tossed the soda in the trash. God, he looked so hot when he was playing the hero and it made (y/n) whimper internally.

"What?" Drill Finger hissed, returning the glare under his mask, even though no one could see it. 

"I'm taking you downtown!" Ray growled and began to stalk towards his enemy, who was just as ready for a fight. He needed those damn teeth and he wasn't about to let Captain Man get in his way.

"No chance!" Drill Finger yelled and when Ray tried to grab the evil dentist's collar, he flipped the superhero's arm under his and made him lean back helplessly.

"Feel the finger!" Drill Finger yelled and Henry looked to (y/n) for help as his boss screamed at the sight of the drill spinning towards his chest. However, contrary to how Henry thought she would look, (y/n) wasn't worried, in fact, she was calmly checking her manicure. She knew Ray would be fine.

"What the--? It was turning before..." Ray's screams stopped when he remember one very important fact; he was Captain Man and Captain Man is indestructible. The drill caught in the sturdy material of his tunic and the criminal felt his stomach drop when the weapon jammed up and went kaput.

"You broke my drill finger!" The man snapped, clutching his iconic weapon with his other hand. Well, that sucked for him, but none of the heroes could bring themselves to care.

"Dude, he's indestructible, what did you expect?" (y/n) shrugged, glancing up from her nails when she realised that her boyfriend was still undrilled. Some villains were so dumb.

"Kid, toss me that thing!" Captain Man ordered his sidekick dramatically, but Henry wasn't picking up on his urgency or his need to look cool. Why couldn't he just reach over and grab it himself?

"Uh, okay, but it's right here--" Henry rolled his eyes and slowly grabbed the thing Ray was pointing at. It was a pair of scissors and the man knew just what to do with them.

"All right, Drill Finger, I'm no rabbi, but..." Ray quipped and held his enemy's hand firmly under his arm. Taking the scissors, he snipped the drill bit in half, leaving the dentist useless and harmless. With no drill on his finger, he didn't even have a name. Maybe weirdo dentist would suit him better now.

"Mazel tov." Ray released Drill FInger, who dropped to his knees from the loss of his greatest weapon. Damn Captain Man, he always knew how to hurt criminals where it stung the most.

"Yeah, from now on, you're just Finger." Henry mocked the man, who hated being in the position he was. How was he supposed to extract the teeth of children now?

"That's not as good!" Drill Finger whined, but Ray ignored him. Right now, he had three terrified kids to help and a load of elderlies to deal with.

"Kid, Miss Danger, you release those three, round up those elderlies and that evil teenage girl." The sidekicks got to work, (y/n) going to untie Jasper, Piper and her date, whilst Henry made a beeline for Noelle. Sure, she was evil, but she was still so pretty and you can't blame a guy for trying one last time.

"Stay right there and don't move," Henry ordered her, making her frown at the command. She wasn't going to do as she was told, she hated authority. 

"What if I have an itch?" She asked defiantly, testing. Henry's patience. Okay, yeah, he didn't fancy her anymore. Noelle had a bad attitude.

"You let it itch, you let it itch!" He hissed and left her to sulk so he could help (y/n) untie his sister and friend. She was working on the knots securing Piper to the dental chair, so he decided to help her date before Jasper. He could wait a little longer.

"Hey, can you untie me?" He asked Henry as he walked past, hoping that their friendship would help him get free first. His wrists were really cramping up.

"Why you?" Piper asked him in an offended tone, not seeing why her boyfriend had to be the one to suffer longer.

"Because I need my lip balm! My lips are getting drier by the minute!" Jasper exclaimed, making (y/n) giggle behind him. He had nearly lost his teeth and was still in the middle of an evil secret hideout, but that was what he was worried about? He had weird priorities.

"Here, kid, use my lip balm. It's strawberry paradise flavoured." (y/n) momentarily stopped untying her knot to pass Jasper her favourite, and Ray's, favourite lip balm. She always wore it for everyday use and it made her honeyed lips taste even sweeter.

"But I'll get your germs!" The curly-haired boy protested, not liking the idea of sharing even if it was a kind offer. Plus, he was a boy, he didn't want to have that pearlescent shine on his lips.

"Yeah, you're welcome." She smiled at him sarcastically, but whilst she had been busily bantering with him, she nor Henry had seen the senior citizens conspiring behind their backs. These young whippersnappers, they'd ruined their chances at strong, healthy teeth again and they were gonna pay. 

"And you are free--ow!" As (y/n) undid her hands, Henry untied Piper's feet, meaning neither of them saw two old people coming up behind their backs and whacking them with their zimmer frames. The two sidekicks fell to the floor from the blow and seeing that they were down, that's when the elderlies struck.

"Attack them!" An old woman cried and they swarmed. A whirl of beige pants, walking sticks and creaking bones descended onto Henry and (y/n), who suddenly found themselves amid a fight. It wasn't all bad though, yeah the smell was bad, but old people aren't exactly good fighters.

"Back off, granny!" (y/n) snapped and she and the boy next to her leapt to their feet so they could push the elderly crowd back. Henry thought old people were supposed to be nice, but obviously not.

"Stamp on his feet!" A frail voice cried out and an old man crushed his walking frame into Henry's toes, which were still hurting from kicking the door. Not wanting his feet to suffer anymore, Henry seized the frame and used it too. shove the elderly backwards and into the ledge. Piper cheered the kid on as he made the man's forehead collide with the railing. and when more old guys tried to beat Henry down with their walking sticks, (y/n) was there to back him up.

When a stick came down to hit him again, she jumped in ad stopped it with a strong grip, ripping it from the old man so she could whack him back and block the next blow. She beat the second man away from her and then grabbed his elbow so she could shove him into another oncoming elderly. The men fell on the floor in a groaning heap and it was about this time that Noelle started to get antsy. She needed an escape route and quick.

"Okay, ladies and gents, stop moving! Hitting old people sucks!" (y/n) shouted, but the bitterness ran too deep and the elderlies who still had some strength left carried on with their attack. Henry picked up two bundles of stuff from the ground and swung them into several attackers, watching them fall like dominoes as their delicate skin easily bruised. It wasn't nice to do, but it was necessary, but they were mad.

"Kid Danger, look out!" Piper yelled when she saw a particularly sneaky man creep up to Henry and the boy dodged just in time before he could be skewered by a walking stick. Thank god for his hyper-motility, otherwise, that would have been a crappy death.

Avoiding every punch from the elderly man, Henry ducked to grab his ankle and pulled him off balance so his pelvis crunched on the floor. The sound made (y/n) cringe, but there was no time to feel bad because another pensioner was trying to kill her. A quick roundhouse kick to the face took him out, but then, a feisty old hag began to beat her with her handbag. It wasn't a particularly vicious attack, but her adrenaline was running high and she wasn't going to take any crap from her, so the young woman harshly shoved her into a wall.

That was that, or so she thought; (y/n) was ready to move on to the next fight, but her heart broke when the little old lady began to sob against the wall. Seeing an old person cry because of her made her kind nature droop with guilt and she rushed to see if she could do anything.

"Oh, god, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit you that hard, are you okay?" Her fierce fighting aggression was gone instantly as she cooed at the woman, but it was all a lie. As soon as she was crouched in front of her, the devious pensioner slapped (y/n) harshly across the face and then kneed her in the stomach. 

"Stupid millennial!" The granny hissed as the girl collapsed on the floor, but the pain faded sooner than she expected. No one beats Miss Danger like that and gets away with it.

"I'm not a millennial, I was born in 1987!" (y/n) corrected her and happily tipped the woman onto a conveyor belt so she could press the button and send her off to god knows where. It was a brilliant move...until the other elderlies sought revenge for their fallen comrade. They fought back with more violence and fury, making the sidekicks struggle as they each faced three or four foes at once.

"Kid Danger! Miss Danger! Noelle's getting away!" Piper suddenly cried out as she spied the girl making her getaway amongst the chaos. She was an opportunist and with the heroes currently outnumbered, she was free to slope off.

"Oh, we're kinda busy!" Kid Danger gasped as a granny and grandpa pinned him to the conveyor belt tried to send him down like (y/n) had done to their friend moments earlier. Speaking of (y/n), she was having problems of her own, mainly that one guy had his cane pulled tightly across her windpipe, whilst two of his associates tried to bend her wrists in all kinds of unnatural ways.

"Why don't you deal with her?" The young woman choked, struggling to move with a limited air supply. Not wanting to see the bitch that did this to her escape, Piper picked up an orange purse from the ground and charged at Noelle with it wide-open. The blonde teen paled as the furious child tackled her and pulled the bag over her eyes so she could jump on her back. 

"You ruined my date!" Piper screamed as only Piper could and thumped his fists against Noelle's skull as the girls struggled across the floor. Ray burst back into the room after locking up Drill Finger and his eyes widened as he witnessed the brawl occurring. His sidekicks were having their asses kicked and Piper was taking matters into her own hands. Geez, he was only gone for a few minutes...

"All right, all right...that's not your job!" He told the young girl as he peeled her off of Noelle. He appreciated her help, but he didn't want to see Henry's sister get hurt because she thought she could save the day.

"She tried to escape!" Piper hissed at him and glared at Noelle, who had only just removed the purse from her head.

"Thank you, now go wait outside." Ray scolded her, trying to not be intimidated by the child and her temper. He was the superhero here, not this romper-wearing little girl.

"I wanna go wait outside!" Piper yelled and stomped off to see if her date was still hanging around. He probably wasn't, the poor kid had run off terrified and after this, he would never want to speak to her again. Oops.

"And you, stay there." Ray snapped at Noelle and shoved her towards a dental chair where she could wait patiently for her ride to jail. With the teen criminal under control, Ray could focus on helping his sidekicks, who were still struggling to fight back against the elderlies. (y/n) was breathing again, but now she was being whacked with two walking sticks and Henry wasn't doing any better.

"All right, that's enough! Leave them alone, come on! Let's go!" Ray's imposing frame spooked the elderlies into scuttling off obediently and the sidekicks could breathe a sigh of relief as the fight was over. 

"Come on, move your heinies! Keep moving!" (y/n) herded them to the door with Ray by her side and Henry made sure that Noelle wasn't left behind. They could deal with the old people and he could deal with the girl. And Jasper, no one could forget Jasper, who was still trying to moisturise his lips with (y/n)'s lip balm.

"You know, Captain Man, you're real hot when you're ordering people about." (y/n) whispered into Ray's ear as they guided their captives to the awaiting cop cars outside. Now that the real work was over, the police had finally shown their faces and were ready to slap the cuffs on two dozen pensioners.

"Oh yeah? Is that why you keep staring at me like that, little girl?" He smirked down at her and revelled in her blushing cheeks. That would be a yes to that question. Ray caught her wrist to stop her from walking and tugged her into his chest.

"Maybe..." She whispered shyly and quivered under his gaze as his eyes raked over her features until they landed on her lips. His hand was caressing her jaw so he could tilt her into him just as he liked, but...

"Wait, Ray..." She suddenly gasped and jerked in his hold as the penny dropped. Normally, there would be the noise of retching and complaining at this point, but there was nothing but the sound of the old floorboards beneath their feet. 

"Sweet girl, I just want to kiss you, what's wrong?" Ray whined against her lips, wishing that for once, they could go interrupted with no one spoiling the moment.

"Where's Henry?" Her eyes flickered to his and she saw the realisation grow in them. He was one sidekick down and the last time they'd seen he was alone with...

"Noelle!" They gasped together and dashed back down the corridor and the stairway so they could stop Henry from making a massive mistake.

~

"Well, maybe you could...change me, y'know. Teach me to be a better person?" The couple heard a sweet, sultry voice from inside the lair and knew that the young, attractive girl was trying to charm her way out of trouble. It was a particularly cruel move, flirting with him in front of Jasper, even if she didn't know that under his regalia, Kid Danger was actually Henry Hart.

"Oh, man. Uhhhhh--" Peeking through the doorway, Ray and (y/n) could see Noelle with her arms around their friend's shoulders and that he was seconds away from giving in to her seduction. 

"Kid? Are you letting that girl trick you into kissing her?" Henry jumped at the sound of his boss's voice and whipped around to see Ray glaring at Noelle and (y/n) struggling to keep in her giggles. Kid Danger had one weakness: cute girls.

"What? No, ew, gross! I don't wanna kiss her! Gross!" Henry gagged, but his actions spoke more than his words. The couple rolled their eyes as he tried to fool them by removing Noelle's arms, only to wrap them back around him immediately after. 

"Do we look stupid?" (y/n) asked him with a raised eyebrow and the boy sent her a pleading look. She got to kiss her boyfriend whenever she wanted to, why couldn't he smooch Noelle just a bit?

"Uhhh, can you just wait outside for like, twenty minutes?" Henry asked tentatively, hoping he could push his luck just a little bit. One kiss, just one.

"Kid!" Ray growled, his tone leaving no room for argument. He smirked as his girlfriend tensed up beside him and Henry instantly did as he was told. Noelle was pretty, but she was also a criminal and Henry had to remember that.

"Okay, fine. You're going to jail, let's go. Come on! No kisses for you, tryin' to trick me. Wearing a romper..." The teen ranted as he gave into his moral compass and marched Noelle out of the room, her hands twisted behind her back. Stupid girls and their good looks.

"There's a police car waiting for her outside." (y/n) told the boy as he moodily brushed past her and Ray. It was a shame that the girl he liked turned out to be an evil, wannabe villain, but oh, well. He'd find someone else and in the meantime, Ray was finally alone with his girl.

"Please, let me kiss you." He mumbled into her ear and wrapped his arms around her waist from behind so she'd feel his warmth surrounding her and his breath on her neck. It was working, she wanted to give in and let him take her home, she really did, but, there was one more thing.

"What about Jasper?" She breathed out and Ray released a growl of frustration when he remembered that his favourite assistant was still tied to his chair. That kid always ruined his plans to get some and it really pissed him off.

"I'll come back later." Ray offered and tried to sweeten his deal by kissing up her exposed shoulder. Jasper would be fine for a few hours here, sure, it was dark and damp, but he'd survive. Probably.

"No, you're going to go untie him and I'll be waiting in the Man Van, Captain." She smirked and felt his arms tighten around her waist. He didn't want to leave her, not when she was looking so lovely in her super suit and willing to let him feel her up, but he had no choice. She wouldn't leave without Jasper and if she stayed here then so would he. 

"Stupid Jasper." He mumbled and reluctantly let go of her hips so he could go do as he was told. He brought her hand to his lips so he could give her a parting kiss and watched as she left up the stairs with nothing more than a giggle. He was certain that the sway of her hips was deliberate and he cursed the boy he was about to untie. The smile on his lips was so infuriating and Ray prayed that his patience would last, after all, he had a sweet reward waiting for him.

[veliseraptor]

hi lise!! i want to know your hard headcanons for xue yang and song lan (separately and as a ship, if you will) <3

already did one for song lan himself! but happy to do the other two.

Xue Yang

hard headcanon: I feel like banging my "xue yang genuinely loved xiao xingchen" drum again is just going to be boring, so I'm going to go with more generally that if Xue Yang carries a lot of deep-seated fear under his veneer of confidence and carelessness. I've talked a lot on this blog about how I think one of Xue Yang's animating principles is the drive to never, ever, ever be as helpless again as he was when he was seven, and to him power and strength means the ability to hurt other people and get away with it.

Relatedly, while Xue Yang most certainly does not have low self esteem - he almost makes a point out of not, really - he is also deeply, deeply aware of the way that the rest of the world sees him (as beastly and less than human at best, worthless and disposable at worst), and I don't think you can live with that knowledge and not have your sense of self in some form impacted by it.

soft headcanon: Xue Yang likes to do things with his hands, and not just murder either. I like whittling for him. I think it would be good. Xue Yang's worst enemies are idleness and boredom - he ends up getting destructive so he's not chewing on his own arm about it, and he has learned one or two alternative coping mechanisms to avoid that. At least sometimes.

Xue Yang's always gotta have at least one project in the queue that he's working on or he becomes one of those understimulated huskies that's left alone all day in a small apartment. It's bad.

Song Lan/Xue Yang

hard headcanon: I just can't see them getting along right off the bat. Xue Yang is too deliberately abrasive, especially when he's feeling insecure or uneasy. If someone else is upset then they won't notice that he's having problems! It's foolproof. Even in a universe where their relationship isn't built on as spectacularly bad of a foundation as it is in canon, I just don't think they'd be people who would click right away. I think both of them would be surprised, ultimately, that they can get along, and that in some ways they're more similar than it appears at first blush.

soft headcanon: As I mentioned on the Song Lan answer, I think Song Lan really enjoys philosophical debates, particularly based on textual sources. Xue Yang loves engaging with him on these with almost no literary background and in the most infuriating ways possible. It drives Song Lan nuts but also he'd probably miss it if it stopped.

send me a character or ship and i’ll tell you my soft vs. hard headcanons for them

[pen-observing]

Morticia Gomez anon here!

I know it's hard to imagine what reader could be like to have Dottore actually in love with them. This man is complicated, and I'm pretty sure, focuses solely on his researches and theories.

In my opinion he'd go nuts with someone as unhinged and arrogant as him. Would kick them out immediately (in the best case). But he'd also get annoyed and pushy with someone soft and sweet.

I imagine reader being generally kind and liked amongst fatui, from guards to few Harbingers. They always perceived them as a hardworking and generally kindhearted person.

And oh, the surprise Dottore felt when he first heard what twisted theories they have, something sparked. He immediately sat them both down and discussed everything, feeling as he finally found someone who he can freely talk to.

As for their dynamic, imagine them slow dancing alone in the lab at late hours, it's snowing outside, dim lights. They're chuckling at the weirdest sights they encountered that day (mostly from patients). Oh, remember how somebody's eyeball popped out? It looked so funny! Definitely made my day. Somebody hearing them and thinking "how the hell are they so casual about it I'm gonna puke"

Haha sorry for dumping you all this mess, I'm not thinking straight. I should be asleep. But you get the point! I have nobody to talk with about it😭

Love ya!

Sorry that this took a few days to answer cus i have been going through some personal things and i couldn't find a way to word it but i finally do:

I figured it out!!

Dottore's partner has to challenge him and ignite his curiosity. I think that is one of the core things that attracts dottore to his personal choices, his study, his research and his dedication. If everything he sets to do is easy - he would abandon it. That man is all about breakthroughs and extended his personal life to not have to worry about time. So while we right now see amazing results, i believe his genius also fits the take one step forward, thee steps back in the way and YEARS he spent on everything.

So while I can imagine that snowy and dancing scene - it would play out a bit differently. His type would be more of an anti-hero than a villain like himself. Perhaps they believe only SOME things are expandable in their research and value human life as a gift. Something like - take necessary means only while Dottore finds everything as a resource and has no remorse for it.

I can't see them both laughing about the experients and chatting but I can see the reader reluctantly agreeing to a slow dance after arguing with him about his means to an end; but, they agree anyway because he has a special material they need or already knows the secret they're trying to unearth. And no, it is definitely not because dottore's hands feel surprisingly warm and their date before they came to yell at dottore was a failure because he had a gorgeous body but didn't know how to distinguish continents

[whoknowsyourfuture]

I don't need another wip, I don't need another wip, I don't need another wip

Okay, so. Hunger Games AU where Katniss is too old to volunteer for Prim, so it's Prim and Peeta that are the tributes for district 11. Obviously Katniss is destroyed, maybe tries to bargain with somebody to go since she just barely got too old. Doesn't work, bc the Capitol are dicks like that, but it puts threads in people's heads. Prim is way more willing to work with Peeta than Katniss, and maybe Haymitch is like, ok, not ideal, but you two look like kicked puppies basically, I can work with that.

Not much changes at the Capitol, Prim focuses on medical and survival bc she's still like. 13. Neither of them get good scores but eh.

Then.

The interview.

Prim talks about Katniss, about how hard she's worked to do everything for Prim, and how she's not going to fight for herself but for her sister, bc she knows if she dies it would take Katniss with her. And then Peeta pulls about the same interview except when he's told, well, I'm sure if you're a victor the girl you're crushing on would give you a chance he says, no she won't, because if I come home that means I couldn't save her sister.

Cue le Shock.

I feel like this could hit as hard or harder than cannon bc they've been helping each other in training, they're a team, they look like siblings, and now Peeta is like yeah if things were different she'd be my sister in law. Prim goes along with this, chattering about how he'd be great for Katniss and hugging him and acting like she doesn't damn well know that if either of them gets out of this it's a miracle.

Katniss gets interviewed, they film her watching the games a lot, she is Very awkward but people buy it bc a guy confessing love when he's in a death match with your little sister is Odd. But she's seeing how well he's taking care of Prim, they probably still join up with the careers but he doesn't sleep at night to make sure they don't axe Prim, he feeds her first even when she tries to make him eat, so on. So Katniss is actually falling in love. This will destroy her no matter what happens.

Somehow, they make it to the end. They fight over who is going to eat the berries. Prim genuinely doesn't want Peeta to die, bc he's literally the older brother she's never had.

There are two endings I see playing out.

Happy ending: they both live. The Capitol doesn't renege on the 2 victors bit bc people are about to riot in the Capitol. Starcrossed lovers is one thing, starcrossed lovers with little sister sacrifice? Either way, if one dies, there's no romance playing out, and the Capitol goes nuts over romance. The rebellion still happens but I haven't thought that far.

Sad ending: Prim tricks Peeta and eats the berries. Devastation. Katniss throws herself into the rebellion, way more than cannon. She'll have vengeance for her sister before she dies. I do think she and Peeta can end up together in this version but um. It's gonna be a long, rough, angst-filled slow burn.

Feel free to interpret these, I seriously don't need another wip omg. Watch me do it and write both endings 🙃

[avelera]

One reason that I didn't add in the core post about why Ferdie would be a fantastic choice for Jesus in GO Season 3-- because I think only deep Sandman/Dreamling fans will really get it-- is that I actually think he could pull off the Jesus-like empathy that I would expect from such a role?

Good Omens is primarily a comedy so I expect any portrayal of Jesus will be primarily comedic, closer on the scale to Dogma's Buddy Christ than to The Passion. But, Good Omens while being irreverent has its moments of religious sincerity too. Like I don't think they're going to introduce a Jesus who is just a clown or a jerk the whole time, right? If he goes missing, as I believe was noted in some buried post about what GO 3 was outlined to be by Pratchett and Gaiman, then likely there's an element of a conscientious objector decision to that disappearance.

Basically, I don't think you introduce Christ to the narrative, a figure who is incredibly meaningful to Christians all over the world, and somehow end up with a guy who is less empathetic than the Antichrist. I mean heck, the whole story of Good Omens is consistently about how Heaven and Hell are just the same systems with different window dressing, both the good and the bad, so if angels and demons can fall in love and are quite possibly interchangeable in many ways, then Christ and the Antichrist, with Adam our Antichrist being deep down actually a really good kid, y'know is likely to be that Christ is a sincerely good person too.

So to get back to Ferdie, if you're a fan of his Hob Gadling portrayal in Sandman 1.6, then you know he has this sort of empathy he can radiate. When he tells Dream he's late in the last scene, or in the 1889 scene where you can see he's still deeply struggling with what it means to be good, throughout his performance there's this feeling of humanity and empathy and care, even when he's playing this character at wildly different points in his morally questionable life. It's one reason I think the fandom went nuts over his portrayal, he brings so much complexity too but he feels like a good guy the whole time. Like a really Good Guy.

So anyway, taking a moment to revert to my True Form of Ferdie/Hob Gadling simp, I also think he'd be a fantastic choice to play Jesus because I do think he could pull off the look, and inhabit the role for its comedy beats, but most importantly I think there's almost inevitably going to be a moment, I mean there has to be a moment, where we meet the real Jesus the same way we have God as a comedic narrator but she also has moments of being really truly God who loves humanity, and I think Ferdie with his big brown eyes would absolutely kill it at that moment of portraying the complexity of this very complicated religious/semi-historical figure in a way that is respectful to believers while keeping the tone overall irreverent, and...

I dunno, I just really think Ferdie has got the range to portray that sort of deep down feeling of goodness that things are going to be ok if you're sitting next to this guy, you know?

OK SO YAN JUST SUGGESTED FERDIE AS JESUS IN GOOD OMENS S3 AND I JUST

*DEATH METAL SCREAM*

YES OK HEAR ME OUT THIS IS INCREDIBLY PLAUSIBLE LIKE I'm NOT JUST FANGIRLING I'D PUT MONEY ON THIS:

Neil Gaiman regularly re-casts actors he likes working with between Sandman and Good Omens.

Neil likes Ferdie! As you can see from how often they like each other's tweets and as he said in this interview about casting Hob Gadling.

Ferdie looks like Jesus in standard iconography! Like I know some people want an unexpected person to play Jesus BUT, for my money, the laugh moment is when Jesus steps out of the silver plane surrounded by Secret Service - so he has to be INSTANTLY recognizable as Jesus iconographically, ie, it's going to be a guy with brown hair and a beard.

Ferdie has played Jesus. This is just the sort of thing you can easily imagine in a cast interview, "Actually, this is my second time playing Jesus!"

Ferdie has been in Doctor Who. An absolute boat-load of actors who were in Doctor Who were also in Good Omens, there's a very Doctor Who sensibility in S2 to the point where it was almost distracting, because clearly they're drawing from the same talent pool and sensibility. Honestly, predicting Good Omens S2 would be structured with a Doctor Who sensibility (hapless mortals jaunting through historical adventures at the whim of quirky immortals) would have probably gotten you closer to the reality of what the season would be than any other prediction.

All I'm saying is, y'all can fan-cast A-List mega star Hollywood actors all you want in your S3 predictions, but Ferdie is the one I'd put my money on even as it is a major long-shot this far out, because he matches all the cross-sections of the sort of people who do end up getting cast in works based on Neil Gaiman's IP.

[camileeon]

the chameleon's mariposa.

(a/n) HAAAAA THE LAST OF MY FINISHED FICS FOR NOW ready to face my attention to the events!! I swear i've never been so pumped in my life before AAAAAAA its a little short but anywayssss like always, PLS ENJOYYY!! 🍊💗

he/him for camilo and they/them for reader.

🦋🦎 ‼️

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“camilo..” they speak out followed by a sigh, rubbing their eyes letting their glasses fumble a little. “hmmmmmm?? Yes my love?” he answers his beloved before going back to singing his voice out to various theatre songs for the past hour.

Y/n was over at casita for the night due to their parents were away to another town to visit closer relatives, y/n insisting it would be better if they stayed because they also had been busy herself with writing papers for her upcoming stories as an author, besides they weren't particularly familiar with the relatives they were gonna be with.

Deciding to bring their materials with them to casita and work there was a good way to stay productive and kept at pace. They stayed at the shapeshifter's room for the night, although they couldn't seem to concentrate because of the other's loud volume. Y/n was the patient type in a relationship, they played along the other's games once in awhile, had fun whenever they could. But when it came to their work, they were very serious and it wasn't often they had been disturbed like this, they also did have quite a short temper but it's rare for them to lose to it when they were bothered. Camilo was aware of this, but he could be a little too much sometimes for their significant other to handle.

As if he'd destroy his throat for how loud he's been singing, jumping up and down as the boy in yellow held a brush as a mic while sung along all out. “Camilo. Would you please cut it out.?” They sternly spoke giving him a glare before losing it after a few seconds, facing the desk cluttered with crumpled and uncrumpled paper. They let out a huff of air as they pushed their hair back with their hand, pinching the bridge of their nose, it was a habit they usually did when their head was filled with thoughts and was stressed in general.

Y/n felt as if they weren't working or writing their best lately and it was something that bothered them, they couldn't think of words that coordinated with one another with the given plot, their writing didn't flow the best and how they wrote. Everything seemed to bother them even if it was the tiniest little things appear to drive her nuts in her head.

They just stood their with a crumpled paper in their hand, their huffs of air began to become heavy as they weren't aware tears had been already falling from their eyes.

Camilo let out a deep sigh as he shook his head “alright my talented princesa.. i think that's enough writing for now.” he says, pulling them in by his arm around their waist and slipped his hand into theirs as he put them both into a waltz position. They sniffle a little and just went along with it, somehow what they did provided them a sense of comfort “I'm sorry, i didn't mean it i swear.. I'm not at my best lately, im just a little disappointed.”

The boy in yellow continued to sway them both, closing the space between them and kissing their tears away lovingly “Don't apologize my love, everyone has their bad and good times. Your writing is as colorful as you my mariposa, they're your words and how you write them is what makes it so beautiful and special in it's own way. I hate seeing how you stress over this, it breaks me.”

He hums a soft tune as they continued to sway around his room “how about you and i cuddle this out? Stress can be caused by lack of sleep and to see how you've been so much at this lately.. you seem to have less hours than you should have.” he points out. Before even saying another word, y/n collapsed on him and nodded in agreemnet “gooooodddd... Yes please.” they grumbled a little, laying their heavy head on his chest. “thank you so much mi amor.. i'm sorry for ruining your fun earlier, I'll make it up to you tomorrow..”

They add before being carried by the love of their life to his bed, being laid down gently. Getting comfortable under the sheets of his bed, laying their head on his chest as they listened to the sound of the shapeshifter's heartbeat. “you owe me a date, you and me are going to buy and eat tons of food tomorrow and won't stress or worry about a thing.” they said “but my papers-” they tried to retort “nuh uh- shhhhhh... I can't hear youuuuuu” they mouthed as the author laid in his arms while rolling their eyes before falling asleep seconds after.

“sweet dreams, mariposa.”

[postwarlevi]

Farmers Market

Content: It's literally you and Levi at an outdoor market. Enjoy!

"Levi, look here!" You call to him from another stall.

It was your favorite time of year, fall, when the weather cooled down. The outdoor markets were starting back up and it was opening day at your favorite one.

"Look at the size of the peppers, only a dollar!" Somehow produce sales just got you excited.

"They look alright." He says, wondering why they're so cheap.

"We got a good crop right on time this year." The vendor says.

"Let's get some." You say, ready to pull some cash out.

"Gonna go any cheaper?" Levi asks the man behind the table.

"Levi! How much cheaper can they be?" You're a bit embarrassed that he's starting in already. But Levi knows that if it were near the end of the day and there's too much left they always give a better deal.

The vendor laughs though. "Maybe. You know what? You were such good customers last season, if you want to buy in bulk, how about half off? Anything you want today." There really was a lot and he remembered how much you always picked up.

"See?" Levi tells you, kissing your temple, looking at what else there is.

You were convinced Levi could talk anyone into anything, and were happy to use it to your advantage.

Soon your rolling fold up cart is already half full with bell peppers, cucumber, cauliflower, bags of kale and a huge butternut squash that Levi was sure you'd make him cut into, even though he showed you how last time.

He handed the vendor the cash as you thanked him and were already off to another stall. It really was a good deal, not that you needed ten peppers.

You were already haggling over dried fruit and nuts, coming away with eight bags for a decent percentage off, stuffing them in the tote you had.

"I got you hazelnuts and beets." You say, seeing a small smile from Levi. When you weren't looking he rolled his eyes a bit, knowing the vendors must love seeing you coming. But you always made sure to throw in his favorites, and since you didn't come as often as you would like, Levi never minded.

"I'm gonna go to the tea stall. You want the cart?" He asks and you nod.

"What kind of fruit do you want?" You indicate where you're headed next.

"Citrus." As if you didn't know. You kiss his cheek before parting for a little bit.

Levi heads to his favorite tea vendor and sees she has some new stuff this year.

"Hi there Mr Ackerman!" She always tries to remember her returning customers.

He gives a polite hello and soon has overspent on not only his favorites but some new assortments he doesn't remember her having last season. He makes sure to get cinnamon as well, one of your favorites.

Levi passes by someone selling hats, the wide brim straw sun hat with with a purple ribbon catching his eye.

He's pretty sure you've mentioned wanting one, especially on warm days. Picking one up along with some long stemmed sunflowers at the next vendor, he goes to find you.

You're no longer at the fruits, thank goodness, so he goes towards the back.

He stops dead in his tracks after he spots you. In the short time you've been away your hair has been done into one long braid and you're currently modeling a blue and yellow sun dress in another vendors mirror.

You're beautiful in anything, and Levi can hear his heart pounding. Truth be told you could probably wear rags and would still outshine everyone else.

"Levi! You like?" You say, bounding towards him and breaking this thoughts.

He can only nod, reaching to pick up your braid.

"Oh! Some young girls are learning about business and charging five dollars and I wanted to support them. Only took a few minutes. They did so good!"

Levi leans forward to give a quick kiss to your lips, place then hat on your head and holds out the sunflowers.

"This is so great! Thank you." You gush about the things he's gotten you.

You go back to the dress stall to pay and pick up the cart, leaving your other outfit in the tote. Levi takes both the cart and your tote bag, leaving you with the flowers and an extra paper bag you didn't put in the cart.

Levi sees you got the oranges he requested, along with apples, pomegranates, pears and a whole pineapple that, again, you'll probably make him deal with.

You both take a seat for a little while, enjoying warm pastries and agua frescas.

"What's in the bag?" He asks as you've not let go of it yet.

"Your favorite tea vendor? Well, her partner is running a second stall full of products." You pull out the things in the bag.

"It's a tea warming plate." You say as Levi examines it. "Charge it and it'll last for days. Now when you get busy with work it'll always be warm."

"Why don't I already have one of these?" He wonders.

You shrug and dive back into the bag. "Well, now you do. And also, Bath Brew Pockets, and socks."

Levi stares at what surely are gag gifts. "You mean, I can bathe in tea?"

"Or we, unless you want it all to yourself." You then hold up the socks. His black pair with pink writing reads 'If You Can Read This' on one and 'Bring Me Tea' on the other. Your pink pair with black writing reads 'If You Can Read This' and 'Get Your Own.'

Levi chuckles. "These are ridiculous."

You grin. "Well yeah. You gonna use everything?"

"Of course." He would always love everything you picked.

After finishing your snack it's on to grab multiple varieties of honey, apricot and also cherry jam, two loaves of fresh bread and some muffins from your favorite bakery stall, a focaccia and a dozen rolls from another one, and a two pound block of feta, which Levi says you don't need, but in the tote it goes.

You can't help but want the hummingbird mosaic wind chime, and Levi agrees if you promise to put it up, and not store it away. He then goes for yet another plush throw blanket for you to cozy up together under while you pretend there's room for coconut bowls with matching utensils in your cabinets.

It's soon clear that your tote, cart, and both yours and Levis hands are full.

"I think that's all we can manage, love." He tells you.

You know he's right but think there's something you're missing. You could pass on the chocolates this time, but there's something else.

"Oh, what about the orange juice? It's always so good!" You couldn't leave without that.

"Right." He sighs lightly. No use reminding you of all the actual oranges you just bought.

Balancing another bag on the carts handle he tells you to wait for him and is soon back with a gallon of fresh squeezed orange juice.

"Yay!" You are happy to see the new bag.

You start back with all your items and suddenly gasp, remembering one more thing.

"No, I'm sorry, there's no more hands." Levi says, trying to guide you forward with just his knee.

"But the soaps!"

"Yes and the candles and the olive oils and the pies and the goat milk." Levi lists off some random things you'll probably want next time you come. "I mean, we have to get through all this first."

"The pies." You frown at what you missed, but there really is a lot of food.

You get to the car and load everything in, settling into the passenger seat for the ride home.

"How about we bake our own pie with the stuff we have? We can always come next week." He says, taking your hand in his. You usually only came once a month during the season since you always bought so much, but there were exceptions. Besides, there were things he'd forgotten about, too.

You look at the sunflowers you're holding in front of you. It's been a lovely outdoor morning with the man who holds your heart. "What kind of pie?" Everyday with him was a good day.

He looks over and smiles, bringing your hand to his lips. "Anything you want, angel. But first, we nap."

You look back and return his smile, wondering if Levi knows how happy he makes you, and hoping you do the same for him.

Silently, he's thinking the same about you.

an- In honor of my favorite outdoor market that just opened for the season! I'll mention again that domestic fluff with Levi in everyday life is my favorite thing. And pairing him and reader with food haha.

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Analyzing Sonic's love language + Sonamy, pt. 1

Sonamy is probably one of the most conflicted ships I've seen in the fandom. Which I find funny, because it's quite clearly the ship that the Sonic Team favors the most and gives the most content for, at least when it comes to Sonic himself. But anyway, I've seen a lot of people claim that Sonic "clearly" doesn't like Amy back because of how uncomfortable he looks whenever she showers him with affection. (And yes, I know the more recent media has given her a ton of maturity regarding that, which I appreciate.) But from my observations, that's just not the case.

Why? It boils down to each of the characters' love languages.

And Sonic's love language is quite clearly NOT physical affection. And that doesn't just manifest with Amy; it manifests with EVERYONE that tries to show him more touchy-feely affection, including people we know for a fact he loves to death. Like Tails.

Sonic himself doesn't initiate hugs very often, so when Tails got hurt in the Sonic Boom episode "The Sidekick" and Sonic was trying to figure out some way to protect him and express how much he'd been worried, he does awkwardly hug his little brother. Look at Tails' reaction.

He's probably shocked right now. He would know better than anyone else that Sonic doesn't normally do that.

I don't think Sonic minds hugs, but he actually isn't a big fan of them in general. In the episode "Do Not Disturb," when Sonic and Tails ended up driving each other nuts with their personal lifestyles, Tails walks over and throws his arms around Sonic after they apologize and reconcile. This time, look at Sonic's reaction.

His stance and expression make it pretty clear he was not expecting it, and after a couple seconds he says "Kay, too long, gettin' weird," and gently pulls away. But he's still kinda smiling, so it's clear he's not mad, just slightly uncomfortable at the touch.

While we know there's many different variations of Sonic's character throughout the franchise, this trait is pretty consistent. Something very similar to this situation happens in the second live action movie, when Sonic tells Tails that they're pals, and Tails hugs him. Once again, look at Sonic's response.

He's startled and pretty quickly picks Tails up and puts him back, but he's smiling amidst it. Same as before; enjoying the emotion, but not necessarily comfortable with the means of affection.

Yeah, yeah, at the end of the movie after he comes back from being Super, Maddie and Tom both come running and each individually hug him. Sonic doesn't pull away that time, and I think he's more okay with it that time, since barely five minutes before they thought they were going to die together. He just kinda smiles a little and closes his eyes when they hug him.

(on a side note those screenshots give me such happiness 🥹 this family >>>)

I'm gonna leave it at that for this post, but yeah, this is part 1. Mostly because I can't add many more images, and I had too many more to share. Part 2, which I'll post as quickly as possible, will move on to Sonic X and apply these things to Sonamy. 😁💞