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gingersnapcookie89 · 1 year ago

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Although, my friends (there's three of us) and I do cook together. We each have our assigned tasks and that goes relatively well. I only added the "relatively" because two of us *squints @kitsunekage88 * are very accident prone and and it's very likely one of the two of will end up injured, possibly bleeding, by the end of it.

#i swear i don't know what it is #I'm not like that in my own kitchen #i used to cook all the time at home #and very rarely hurt myself #but it's so common when cooking at friend's #that she just sighs #and looks so done with our shit #so dispassionate and put-upon #last time i cut myself #she told me #that i better not need more than one bandaid #because she only had one #and if i needed stitches #she was calling my mother #so SHE could take me to the ER #which is very out of character for her because she's the mom friend #she's so done with our shit

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akanemnon · 2 months ago

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Yeah, Kris is definitely NOT alright.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#undertale #deltarune #utdr #crossover #crossover comic #undertale fanart #deltarune fanart #twin runes #twin runes comic #twin runes au #kris dreemurr #frisk #and we arrived at the breaking point #i know the last pages have been very depresso but i swear once this arc is over we'll get right back on track with the funnies #but first we have to deal with some DRAMA #imagine what it would be like if some otherworldly entity took over your body #and suddenly you start making friends and patching up old friendships #Something even your mother is proud of you for #even though it's not YOU doing that #you'd feel like people don't like YOU but only that parasite in your body #because without it you're just that creepy kid next door #you'd feel like the world would be better without you #at least that's what Kris must be feeling right now #i DO wonder what's up with this cave though #it clearly is NOT the exit #and what's with those markings outside and inside the cave?#hmmmmm

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secretlydeimi · 1 month ago

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@inthelittlewood Boss I'm SO so sorry. I know you trusted me with the footage, but it somehow got leaked..

#life series #life series spoilers #traffic smp #trafficblr #grian #I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOD LEAKED #I SWEAR #itlw #inthelittlewood #parkour civilization #..mentioned I guess?#treebark #renchanting #seavbo #what have i done...

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spacebubblehomebase · 7 months ago

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"A New Day Will Dawn."

-Said some guy named Luke probably.

Welcome to my #HHStargazersAU! Stay Tuned~♡? -Bubbly💙

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thedeadedhooman · 14 days ago

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what quitting supernatural does to a mf

#jared padalecki #sam winchester #spn #supernatural #I don't know what was the issue on the spn set or was it the hair make-up or the the enormous pressure they had to work under #i swear jared padalecki had another glow up post spn #walker de-aged jared by like 4 years #cordell walker #walker

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tagerrkix · 10 months ago

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WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

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cbartonscoffee · 4 months ago

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There's nothing heterosexual about the way in which Logan and Wade are seated next to each other in that final scene. I'm sorry, but you two are in a relationship. I think Vanessa was the most flabbergasted person on Earth when his ex, who appears to have moved in with his new boyfriend, turns around and tells her he's saved the world because of her.

#colour me surprised if later that night vanessa doesn't go up to logan to tell him #hey. I don't know what's gotten into your bf but i swear there's nothing going on #he's just like that #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool 3 #poolverine #deadpool #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #vanessa carlysle

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tzarrz · 1 year ago

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This came to me in a dream - PART 2

#whoopsie would you look at the time #swear i'm not a 'one and done'!!#something commonly known as ‘things and stuff’ happened #here is my apology #anyway they sicken me #this sounded funnier in my head #where are his sunglasses? i don't know you tell me #suggestive #just slightly #they could never #they both have no idea what intimacy is #don't be like them #guys don't laugh he's suffering!!#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #trimax #trigun

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ohitslen · 4 months ago

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*Vampirizes your Vashwood*

keep reading for more :)

If there needs to be much closer close-up please let me know!

#mandatory vampire au from your one and only #I've always found vampires cool bc of how awesome the whole concept is. from aesthetics to the execution #I ofc made my own interpretation of vampiric traits and what they entail. I rlly rlly love working with vamp lore I swear #For a moment I thought abt making Wolfwood a shapeshifter but it made more sense to me for him to be a half blood #There is SO MUCH MORE behind this that I would love to rant about but idk idk #I don't have a story for this per se. it's more of just a concept really. I didn't think abt nothing more than VAMPIRE #during the whole process LMAOOO but well. I do have more notes for it #Also I really just like blood so like OADKJKDL evident. evident. However☝#I also really like the inherent eroticism that comes with the concept of vampires since forever. One look at Carmilla and you'll know #So ofc I had to put my favorite sillies in this. it was about time.#trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #these sketches have been freed from the abandoned wips real after months OISDUFJ #also this could potentially be one of the prettiest WWs I've done to date ngl

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krysmcscience · 3 months ago

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Saw this post and couldn't resist because,

1.) @tesscourtes' human!Bill is a lil cutie-patootie menace that I very badly wanted to draw, and,

2.) I have a - M I G H T Y - N E E D - for any version of human!Bill to find any way he possibly can to annoy Ford a whole lot :D

Also, 3.) I like to headcanon that Bill's knowledge in The Sciences is mostly limited to 'Ways I Can Make A Really Cool Doomsday Portal', and everything else he knows is just a slapdash mix of the stuff he remembers from whatever schooling he went through on Euclydia, a whole awful lot of lucky guesses (which he WILL gaslight you about if you tell him he's wrong), and - naturally - conning all the rest of the answers he needs out of any more educated saps who are unfortunate enough to be around him at the time (answers which he will then proceed to take credit for), so as far as I'm concerned, this "outfit" is perfect for him.

Ignore the shitty backgrounds, I am sick to death of doing backgrounds, I just want to draw goofy shenanigans, okay???