#i started this one and deleted it three times

[alphajocklover]

As a kid, I watched a film that had these big cavemen tie a nerd to a pole before he was saved by his archaeologist friends. Since then, the idea of a bunch of cavemen taking a nerd to physically turn him into one of them while forcefully dumbing him down makes me so aroused. Too bad it didn't even happen in the movie, let alone real life...

‘Neanderthals!’ has been one of Terrance’s favorite movies since he was a kid, which made most of his friends very confused. A lot of them couldn’t figure out why he liked it so much. Terrance was the founder, president, and only member of his high school's movie club, the volunteer movie reviewer for his college newspaper, and generally the biggest movie buff that most people ever got to meet, but his favorite movie, out of all of the choices, was a C-list kids movie where a bunch of teen archeologist unfreeze three real cavemen who were stuck in an iceberg, and have to deal with their shenanigans. It was nothing special, just a lame kids movie that wasn’t even bad enough to be funny. None of his fellow movie buffs could figure out why you loved it so much, but the answer was surprisingly simple: that movie was Terrence’s sexual awakening. Watching the trio of muscular, hairy cavemen tie up a 15 year old nerd (who was played by a 19 year old actor for some reason) and dance around him ritually woke something up inside of him. He seriously thought for a moment that he was going to watch the nerd be turned into a caveman, and that fleeting thought has stuck in his mind for years like an itch he couldn’t scratch. He became fascinated with the idea of caveman transformations, and had watched the movie dozens of times over the years. Terrance had seen it so much he thought he knew everything about his favorite movie at this point, that he had every scene, every fact memorized. Until he heard about the missing scenes.

Like many small movies, the fanbase for it was incredibly small, but dedicated. It had one small reddit page, with about 7 people who regularly posted on it regularly, Terrance among them. Things were usually pretty calm there, until one day a newcomer to the forum reported that they had found a copy of the movie with deleted scenes. At first Terrance thought it had to be a scam, but the anonymous fan claimed he’d send a copy of the deleted scenes in the mail, for free, and Terrance accepted. He doubted the guy was trying to hack him with a DVD or something, so even though Terrance wasn’t expecting much, he gave the stranger his address (the address of a PO box. He wouldn’t give your address to a stranger, he was horny not crazy). He was shocked when he actually got the DVD as promised, and even more surprised when He put it on. As it blared to life, he immediately recognized the opening! It really was ‘Neanderthals!’ Or at least a version of it! The sender seemed to have cut out most of the scenes that were the same, leaving only the missing scenes and the opening left. Terrance watched in awe, laughing at the bloopers and making notes on the different scenes that were left out. Then, finally, they got to the scene you had been hoping for. 

It started out mostly the same as it did in the original movie, with one of the teen archeologists, Hal the stereotypical nerd, being kidnapped by the three cavemen, who danced around a fire as he was tied to a nearby pole. But soon the scene changed, and unlike in the original, the cavemen turned their attention to their captive. One of the cavemen, the one who gets redeemed toward the end of the movie and marries one of the main character Moms (like I said this was a weird movie), went up to Hal and rubbed some colored mud on his face, making distinct ritualistic markings. Terrance felt warm excitement come over him as he watched the three cavemen chant and dance wildly, and watched as what he always wanted to happen happened. Hal’s skin tanned slightly and his hair grew longer, wilder and dirtier. Terrance watched, entranced, as his muscles grew beefy and defined, practically able to feel the warmth coming from the fire as you did. He could see the actor's eyes glaze over as his brain seemed to melt and devolve, and could practically feel the dumb guffaw he made echo in your ears as his face became more gruff and his intelligence drained. This was exactly what Terrance had always wanted, what Terrance had been dreaming of seeing for years! Terrance’s itch was finally being scratched, and it felt so good. Terrance felt so good. Terrance felt great! Terrance felt… horny! He practically tore off his clothing, struggling with the buttons for some reason, and began to pull at his cock. He felt himself laugh dumbly and began to mutter.

“Terry is so… horny… Terry wants… pussy!” Terrance said, despite having been gay mere moments before. He laughed dumbly as the remains of his clothing magically transformed, becoming a loincloth. Terry continued to jerk his now growing cock as his changes finalized. Terrance was gone, replaced with Terry, a dumb, buff caveman, and all Terry wanted to do was to find a cave girl to plow.

**hey there! First time doing a caveman TF. Found it very hot (but also hard to find pictures for). Hope you guys liked it!**

[cakerybakery]

Lucifer was scrolling on his phone on the couch when an unknown number texted him.

The area code belonged to heaven. Someone was paying a pretty penny to text him. He clicked to see who.

And it was a dick pic.

“Great.” He muttered sarcastically. “Just what I wanted to see.”

He was about to block the number when another text came in.

-Like what you see, baby?

Lucifer was never one to let someone else get the last word in.

-I’ve seen bigger.

Three dots popped up and stayed there for a while.

“He’s either deleting and restarting his message over and over or this is going to be long.”

-FUCK YOU 🖕🏻

“Ah, deleting it was.” Lucifer snickered.

-sure, then you’d find out what a real dick looks like

There was radio silence for a while and Lucifer gave up waiting. He put down the phone in his room and went to take a shower.

It wasn’t a long shower but his phone had a couple of messages by the time he was done.

-pics or it didn’t happen

Lucifer raised an eyebrow at that. “Does someone want a dick pic but is afraid to ask?” Lucifer spoke to the empty room.

He was alone these days. Lilith was gone and had been for a while.

Lucifer was a little lonely and he’d never fucked a guy before. He wasn’t opposed to the idea if he was being honest. A one night stand with some curious guy in heaven didn’t sound too bad after seven years of being his own company.

-yeah alright. Give me a minute.

He scrolled back up the picture the guy sent. Lucifer started to stroke himself to the image. To the idea of having some cocky angel on his knees trying dick for the first time. The guy begging for more.

Lucifer snapped a picture and sent it.

Took a video too, just in case.

Sent it after a minute, along with a text about how if the guy wanted, he could suck his dick.

The text he got back was vulgar postering. All about how if they met up, Lucifer would be the one on his knees.

Lucifer laughed and found it oddly hot how bother this guy was. He sent another picture and a text just as vulgar back about how much he would like to see the guy choke on his dick. How he was going to make the guy see heaven from hell.

The back and forth continued for a couple of weeks. Pictures and texts. He talked the guy into sending more than just dick pics and now had a pretty decent collection to get off too.

Tentatively they agreed to met up at the heaven embassy. The place technically had bedrooms if delegates had to stay over night.

They didn’t exchange names but they would be the only ones there so there was no mistaking who was who.

Lucifer teleported over and waited. He was curious if the guy would show. Would he run the second he saw who he was meeting?

A portal opened and Lucifer laughed in surprise.

“Oh fuck no!”

No wonder the guy had been so cocky.

“Hello, Adam. Fancy meeting you here.”

Adam turned around to storm back through the portal.

“Aw, come on. No one has to know. Just like we agreed.”

Adam paused.

“You’ll have a good time. It’s a deal.”

The portal closed.

Adam didn’t turn around. “Just. One night.”

Lucifer grinned, “let’s go upstairs.”

[silverskye13]

For the record! I'm going to apologize now and say it's probably going to be a hot minute before a new RnS chapter comes out [a week, maybe two]. I have encountered some issues that need sorted.

[squisheebugdoodles]

Okay Here Is The Problem: everything costs money and yet money is something that i just literally never have. solution? kill the idea of money so that nothing costs anything Please. i'm so tired

[acgames]

Starting to realise that my artistic days might as well be over due to real life...

[kismetmoon]

‘your name is a triangle, your heart is a square.

i love to see you, way over there.

once i was happy, you found it intriguing,

then you got to me, and left me bleeding.

you make me feel like a fool, waiting for you.’

[Plain text ID: a drawing of two original stylised Flatland characters, Ruth and Liz, on a light pink background with a green circle in the centre.

Ruth is a humanoid character who has pitch black skin with dark grey patches, a round half-lidded eye with a point on top and four bottom lashes for a head, thin limbs and a short tail. Liz is another, taller humanoid character who has a seven-point star shaped head with one eye with three top eyelashes in the centre, grey skin that fades to black on the edges of her head, her forearms and hands, and the bottom of her legs and feet, a thin black tail with a five-point star end and two hoop earrings at either side of her head.

Ruth is wearing an oversized light grey button-up jacket. She is smiling at and talking to Liz while wagging her tail. Her left arm is bent as though whispering something to Liz. There is a square speech bubble beside her with scribbles, to indicate illegible speech. Liz is to the right, holding a dieffenbachia plant with both hands while her knees are slightly bent. Her tail is behind her and she is laughing while smiling at Ruth. Both of their eyebrows are raised. There is a tiny pink heart beside Ruth’s head.

End ID.]

[another-clive-blog]

HI SYL WHAT ARE YOUR IDEAS FOR CLIVE WEEK???? asking for.... For a friend

And that friend is me ! :D Hi Vik !!!

(Just want to make it clear that I have never made any week prompts before lol, this is just what my sleep-deprived mind came up with yesterday xD )

Day 1: Family Day 2: Song/lyrics Day 3: Apologies Day 4: Valentine's day Day 5: Jack of all trades Day 6: AU/Crossover Day 7: Nuisance

[big8cola]

Hi

[steampoweredskeleton]

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Ignore

[and-stir-the-stars]

@dire-kumori (this is, uh. This is gonna be a long one 😬)

It's completely fine if you're not up to date on the fnaf books, especially considering I haven't read any of them myself, lmao. I only know the things that the silly fnaf youtubers tell me is important in their theory videos, so. I don't know very much, and what I do know is probably very biased through their theory-crafting lenses.

But I enjoy me a good Evan and Gregory story, so I'd love to rant a little but more about them. I like the idea that Evan is hiding away somewhere in the Night Terrors recreation of his room, too terrified to leave it. He hides away somewhere that only a little kid would think to go/be able to reach, which is exactly why Gregory (who isn't THAT afraid while playing the game, but is a little menace who likes breaking the game's boundaries and trying to see where he can and can't go rather than playing the game normally) is able to find him.

Maybe Evan is terrified of Gregory at first-- after all, the details are hazy, but he clearly remembers how much the Stranger hurt him for so long, and who says this stranger will be any better? But Evan is terrified and alone and he just wants comfort. He thinks about the weird pictures on the wall of the family with blurry faces, how happy and safe they all look, and after a while of Evan being scared and Gregory trying to calm him, Evan can't help but notice that Gregory looks a LOT like one of the small blurry figures he sees in the family photos (ig technically Gregory should be nothing more than a pair of transparent floating arms if they're in a VR game, but I'll do what I want with no regard to the cruel constraints of logic). And Evan wants the happiness and safety he sees in those photos, so wouldn't it make sense to go with Gregory? (though, Gregory insists the kid in those photos isn't him)

Evan is so broken at this point that he doesn't remember his personality or his name. He can't answer any of the questions Gregory asks him about what things he likes or what he does for fun (though, the difference in technology thanks to them being born so far apart may play into that, too). Gregory has to help give Evan a name (Evan shudders for reasons he can't remember when Gregory suggests the name Freddy).

The last thing I'll say about the Gregory ending (such an original name, ik) is I'd like to think the two of them get out of the game eventually. Despite Gregory’s kindness, Evan still thinks he's too broken and the world is too big and scary for him to continue existing... and then the sun rises. At this point, Evan has spent what accounts to years/billions of nights desperate to survive long enough to see the sunrise but always being brutally murdered before he can. And then! Then Evan feels the light and warmth ghosting against his skin for the first time in god knows how long, he sees the brilliant pinks and oranges and reds of the rising sun, and he falls onto his knees with tears in his eyes. "I made it," he whispers. "I finally, really made it."

The happiness is almost enough to make his soul move on right then and there. But... it also fills him with hope that maybe this world and the people in it are worth surviving for after all.

Okay, moving on!

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Oh gosh,, the idea of "Michael" trying to take control of the game in order to turn it into a safe haven for Evan!! It's such a painfully sweet idea... except, I can't help but wonder if Michael would even know what a 'safe haven' for Evan would look like-- let alone if the Fragment would know, since the Fragment has lost everything that makes Michael, Michael and is just the remnant of an instinct to keep Evan safe. I feel like the "safe haven" that the Fragment would make for Evan would end up being empty and hollow, devoid of any real meaning or happiness. It's nothing but an empty paradise filled with false promises of what the Fragment thinks a little kid SHOULD want but is devoid of the love and affection that Evan NEEDS. I'm having trouble coming up with any examples, though. Maybe it's like the Other World in Coraline, but instead of a greedy, hungry monster being in control of an empty world of lies, it's a monster that WANTS to help Evan but doesn't understand how.

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And the idea of Glitchtrap using Evan against the Fragment is positively delicious :3

I'm going to make William and Mike a bit more sentient than you originally intended for a sec, though. I like the idea of a manipulative, silver-tongued William turning Evan against his brother. Maybe William even takes advantage of the fact that Evan (and probably Mike) never found out or knew why he got trapped in the Nightmare in the first place; maybe William frames the whole thing as Michael coming up with another way to torture Ev for fun. I wonder how Evan would respond. Would he listen to his father (whether or not Evan even recognizes this person as his father) telling him Mikey deserves this, take out his frustration on Mikey and hope that he can rest once Mike is gone? Or does Evan break, because as much as Mikey has hurt him, he doesn't want his brother dead?

And wouldn't it be interesting to see how Mike/the Fragment responds to Evan attacking him/it? The Fragment wants nothing more than Evan to be happy, so it must glitch the hell out of it when Evan tries destroying the Fragment. It's just like what you wrote about Mike being torn when Ev begs Mike to stop trying to save him in the Nightmare; the Fragment's entire existence is to keep Evan safe and happy, and it needs to be present so it can do that, but if Evan wants it gone... how is it meant to fulfill both objectives at once?

Though, I'm also curious about how this au could tie back into Security Breach. Maybe the Fragment does end up winning control of the game from Glitchtrap, so Glitchtrap runs to the only place he can: Vanessa. And maybe he drags Evan with him, or perhaps Evan goes *willingly* if it means escaping from the Fragment/Stranger that tortured him for so long. Security Breach still happens, but this time, Glitchtrap has Vanessa AND Evan under his control. Maybe he even uses Evan’s ghost to try tricking and manipulating Gregory as well. And all the while, Michael has to try to figure out how to get out of the VR game and back to protecting the ghost spirit whose name he no longer recalls.

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AND THE FRAGMENT BEING A YOUNGER MIKE IS SO COOL! Maybe it could be the reverse of what I described with Evan and Gregory, where Evan sees another lost and scared kid his age hiding away, just like him, and decides "i am not leaving you to face your horrors alone." Neither Evan nor Mike have any memory of who either of them are, but they're both lost and alone and terrified and cling to each other. They're the only thing that either of them has, and vow to get through this together, sort of the antithesis to how isolated they were in the Nightmare. Very depressing that it takes both of them completely losing all of their memories and will to live for them to trust and rely on each other without constantly hurting each other, but...

Maybe the two of them spend eternity forever without their memories. Or maybe like you said, they slowly find each other's memories in the game's coding, and they have to reconcile the horrible truths they learn about themselves and their pasts with the fact that they're *friends* now and don't want to lose each other

[keeps-ache]

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[museenkuss]

Spn blogs in my recs and they WILL NOT LEAVE.

[chloefraazers]

blaaaaargh

[bookwyrminspiration]

hello id also like to be on the tag list for your art if that’s ok..

hello!! that's totally okay, you have now been added! heads up that I don't post art as frequently as I used to, so if you aren't tagged in anything for a while it's not because you're not on there; it's just me not posting for a while :)

also, if you ever want out, just let me know and I'll take you off the list! won't hurt my feelings, I promise <3

[fakeoutbf]

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[averruncusho]

Honestly, I’m pretty disappointed that no one i know on tumblr has taken up my offer of free lodging in Singapore. It’s almost like all of us are too poor to travel or something smh