#i should probably get some sleep

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

It’s 2am and I’m crying bc I just made this while sitting on the toilet

[soggytapeworm]

daily update

I JUST told you guys winners so far yesterday so

your update today is about something stupid and useless for all my fellow hamburger-eating bald eagles 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

on will wood’s birthday, it’s national words with friends day.

look at this:

it says ww in the picture.

this kinda pretty much sorta means that america basically MADE a day dedicated to will wood

ok that’s all bye

[prismatoxic]

TWO heart-hurty scenes in chapter 11 so far! ohhh i'm gonna bite so many fingers with this one

[anawkwardlady]

I just came back from a wedding and why is there always just about the right amount of time to spiral internally.

[theunderscorwolph]

Perfect is an expresseve word.

Nothing can ever be perfect there are thousands of different options, solutions and results nobody is perfect and nothing is perfect.

Perfect isn't real. It never will be.

-Wolph

[13ag21k]

I had this idea, you know how in SPN they use salt to ward off ghosts and spirits? Well what If Leia used sand to keep Anakin's force ghost out of her home or just anywhere else whenever she gets mad at him. I just think it is so freaking funny for the CHOSEN ONE to be stopped by a line of sand grains.

[murderoushagthesequel]

the mixtape!

inspired by this drawing i did of regulus!

starred songs = regulus absolutely has a skating routine to this one

Walk Like an Egyptian- The Bangles

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)- Eurythmics

Take On Me- a-ha

Tainted Love- Soft Cell

Walking On Sunshine- Katrina and the Waves

*Venus- Bananarama

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go- Wham!

Video Killed the Radio Star- The Buggles

My Sharona- The Knack

*Call Me- Blondie

*I Think We’re Alone Now- Tiffany

Tell It to My Heart- Taylor Dayne

Jessie’s Girl- Rick Springfield

Uptown Girl- Billy Joel

Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley

What I Like About You- The Romantics

I Ran (So Far Away)- A Flock of Seagulls

We Built This City- Starship

Material Girl- Madonna

It’s Raining Men- The Weather Girls

Burning Down the House- Talking Heads

*Maniac- Michael Sembello

*Head Over Heels- The Go-Go’s

Our Lips Are Sealed- The Go-Go’s

*We Got the Beat- The Go-Go’s

Pulling Mussles (From the Shell)- Squeeze

Always Something There to Remind Me- Naked Eyes

Rio- Duran Duran

Hey Mickey- Toni Basil

Physical- Olivia Newton-John

The Safety Dance- Men Without Hats

Two of Hearts- Stacey Q

*Total Eclipse of the Heart- Bonnie Tyler

[hibiskooks]

How is it already 11pm and my phone is at 2%

Curse you tumblr time machine

[inky-fwog]

Wguys I think I girlbossed to close to the sun. My heart is beating at a very unhealthy speed rn 🤷✨️

[organisedkhaos]

I have this sudden urge to buy the twilight books just to annotate (make fun of ) it.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier

[tremordusk]

Lilia, done hearing Rio talk in her ear: Fine you girls want a fight?

Agatha, readying her magic: I can drain you easily

Rio: In more ways than one

Lilia: Not the fight I was foreseeing

Rio: Madre dios

Agatha: Am I- I mean yes, my wife and I can take you in a fight *slaps Rio on shoulder to get her attention*

Rio: Mommy, break me, choke me, use me—

Agatha, covering her mouth: Too soon, dear

Lilia: I’ll teach you both a lesson

Agatha, let out a light moan: Oh, yes teach us—

Rio, shoving Agatha: Spit in my mouth, and RIDE ME—

Lilia, tired sigh: I have a long night ahead of me…

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

tbh I don’t think therapy would have fixed Jayce and Viktor lmao. maybe would have softened their self-destructive tendencies but there’s no fixing that co-dependent relationship. Heimerdinger Mel and Sky are told “yeah, I can help treat their individual depressions but nothing is gonna reduce their co-dependency. I’m pretty sure separating them makes it a lot worse for not only them but much worse for everyone else. for everyone’s safety I suggest they’re not allowed to be more than a buildings length away from each other and even that is pushing it.” That therapist then quits on the spot cause now they’ve literally seen everything.

It’s like that scene in Brooklyn nine nine where all the physiatrists are observing and talking with Gina but instead it’s a whole crew of therapists and neurologists and physiologists trying to find out how these two men literally mind-melded together. They go to couples therapy but it’s literally just individual therapy held together because why tf not it’s the only way to get them to go.

[fawnovermind]

In season 6, episode 15, minute 36:05, of Psych USA, Shawn Spencer rushes into the precinct, worrying about Juliet's injuries after getting rammed by a truck. Shawn slides at Jules feet, concern in his voice, asking if she's okay.

Lassiter then, extremely sarcastically, says, "I'm okay too, Spencer, thanks for asking."

Now, you tell me why Lassiter would care about Shawn not caring about his injuries too? Mhm? WHY WOULD HE CARE? He doesn't like Shawn, and it makes sense that Shawn would be worried about his girlfriend, love of his life, being in a car accident.

Lassiter himself has seen Shawn after broken bones, gunshots, and other bad injuries, except Lassie has never asked Shawn if he's okay. So why would he care THAT SHAWN DOESN'T CARE??

There's one simple and quite "straight" answer, Carlton Lassiter is a raging homosexual for Shawn Spencer, and is jealous that Shawn's not paying any attention to his injuries.

[menlove]

finally watching give my regards to broad street today 🙏 say some prayers for me

[monkee-mobile]

me when vaguely psychedelic kids media from the late 60s/early 70s that feature musical elements…