#i should likely be alarmed

[the-fae-in-your-walls]

Yes, another one.

Congratulations! You've lived to see another stupid meme edit of the ever pervasive Ad.

So too, unfortunately, have I.

Rejoice and weep.

[egophiliac]

IT'S BUNNY TIME EVERYBODY

(feat. Dilla)

(bugle accompaniment by Yuu)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

[breastofbronze]

The Sewers/Javert's Suicide - Stewart Clarke as Javert, Milan van Waardenburg as Valjean [September 24 2024, West End Evening Show]

*please do not share outside of tumblr!

[thevioletcaptain]

got this ad for bandanas on instagram tonight (because the cursed algorithm has correctly identified me as a queer cowboy appreciator) and one particular pair of comments felt like the sort of thing i should bring to the "why lamp" contingent of the deancas fandom...

[caterpillarinacave]

Somebody should really let me direct a NATM spin-off TV show about Ahkmenrah's life before he died. It would toss Night At The Museums family friendly atmosphere out the window with a well lit, symbolism heavy, blood soaked hand, which could only be created by an autistic poet overly enamored by Shakespearean tragedies and practical effects in film but man. it would be glorious.

[eddiegettingshot]

this is mean but. the thing is that nothing about 911 on abc is that deep because it’s 911 on abc but i do have to say that being in this fandom alone has wholesale lowered my expectations for the general capacity of people to engage not just critically but base-level logically with the world around them. like i kind of thought we were all on the same page here but i was wrong

[mollysunder]

The Black Rose has Already Infiltrated Piltover and Zaun!

You know how there's speculation that this shadowy figure has to do with LeBlanc because LeBlanc and members of her Black Rose group do the eye/eye makeup glow thing?

Well the conspiracy only goes deeper! Last year, nearly to the day, an exclusive splash art for LeBlanc's Rose Quartz Prestigious skin was released on CN servers.

Do you recognize that familiar face in the background?

I do!

It's Local Cusine (LC)! You could argue that it's just an easter egg. But why is Local Cuisine in Noxus? LC's presumably a sex worker from Zaun and here he is hob knobbing in Noxus, in a splash for LeBlanc of all people.

How do we know this a Black Rose gathering? Well, we can see that the window in LeBlanc's splash art matches the same design used in the homes of other members of the Black Rose in Riot media.

We also know that many Black Rose members wear masks upon first appearance so that their identity will be anonymous to other members. If you look closely, you can even see that the shadowy figure from the trailer is wearing a mask around their eyes as well.

And can you guess which character we met wearing a mask in their very first appearance?

It's Local Cusinie!

But what does any of this mean? Well, LC could have been sent as a spy by LeBlanc herself to test the Medardas' loyalty to the Black Rose. If Swain is truly set to take power by season 2, then many powerful families affiliated with the Black Rose WILL be purged.

Maybe LeBlanc's sent LC to have them killed herself. The Medardas may be loose ends to her, because Ambessa is only loyal to preserving her family and may in fact expose the conspiracy further to Swain to her and Mel if she could.

Or maybe LC has his own agenda. Maybe LC is related to the Ionian princess Ambessa killed. You don't have to be from Noxus to be a part of the Black Rose, the organization predates Noxus itself. And frankly, Black Rose members and their related assets do their own thing pretty often, their web of plans can even bite LeBlanc in the butt.

[slurpyboii]

OH MY GODDDD MY SON FINALLY GOT A NENDOROID OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODD

[thatsbelievable]

[justxangelxthings]

Dear God you're cute. Like, in a heart melting cinnamon roll kinda way.

I'd PM you this but anon asks are the only thing that make me feel comfortable enough to do so.

🤷‍♂️

!!!! This is so sweet ahh thank you so much 😖😖

I know the feeling but I promise there is no reason to feel uncomfy to PM me, I post photos with my face done up to look cute and cool but this is what I look like 99% of the time

So yeah

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

hello transmascs on tumblr who have had top surgery. i would love to hear about your recoveries because i am Considering my options and im very curious as to questions such as

1. was it very scary.

2. how scary.

3. how soon could you lift your arms above your head

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

[quibbs126]

I like it when artists have Optimus, when flustered, has smoke coming from his smokestacks (I butchered that sentence but you get what I’m saying)

I need something similar for other characters, most importantly Megatron since he’s usually the one I see causing Optimus to let out smoke

Best I can suggest right now is steam coming from his cannon being “overheated”, but it might just look like he’s ready to fire instead. Hmm

[teddybeartoji]

i'm like the worst person to share a bed with i move around SO much i'll probably kick you and push you and steal your blanket (i will just steal it i won't even use it) i also fucking drool????? and then on top of that i cannot hear any of my alarms i should be banished to the couch forever

[dreamerdrop]

got back up to doctor bashir i presume in my rewatch and as soon as richard bashir opened his mouth i had to stop watching it because the anger surged out of me so hard i wanted to punch a wall.

it’s like hearing one of my friends shitty parents talking about their kid while i sit there trying to be polite for my friends sake but internally i am picturing skinning them alive for the grave crime of not thinking the sun shines every time my friend walks into a room because how DARE they not love my friend as much as i do how DARE they launch into a list of CRITICISMS of a person who makes rainbows look dull while i sit RIGHT THERE bursting at the seams with love and realise why my friends are so often reluctant to accept that they are worth that love.

it hits too close to home okay.