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Yes, another one.
Congratulations! You've lived to see another stupid meme edit of the ever pervasive Ad.
So too, unfortunately, have I.
Rejoice and weep.
#memes from my psyche#i should likely be alarmed#i wish i could sleep#but instead i make dumb things#Do androids meme of electric sheep?#silly#potentially#funny#maybe#meme#definitely#weird#sonic#eggman#joke
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Hey. Shakes you by the shoulders. DCxDP where Eobard Thawne is Danny’s cool distant “uncle” that he never sees but always sends in the coolest gifts for the holidays.
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Danny had grown used to seeing people injured at a surprisingly young age.
He wasn’t injured on the regular, or witness to some sort of extraordinary amount of violence; his parents’ lab was just… very volatile, and they were unprofessionally lax on safety measures on the best of days.
As such, when he saw an unconscious, incredibly injured man wearing some sort of superhero suit in their backyard in the early hours of the morning (he had gotten up to get a glass of water when he heard a thump outside), he didn’t panic, as any young child should have in his situation.
No. Instead, Danny dragged the man inside (with considerable difficulty; despite how thin he was, he was heavy), treated his wounds as best he could (it’s difficult for a child younger than 10 to do stitches, you understand), put a blanket over the man, and went back to bed.
After losing a fight to the Flash and passing out in a random suburban lawn, the last thing Eobard was expecting to wake up to was a small child sitting on the floor in front of him, noisily eating a bowl of cereal.
(He had thought, maybe he would have been found by the Flash and brought to some Justice League holding cell. Or, found by a civilian, and brought to the police. Perhaps, in his feverish state, he had remembered the prison he ended up in from his time, with their brands and chemicals and torturous therapies.)
For some unknown reason, this child had found him, not recognized him as the monster he is (perhaps due to the boy’s age), and helped him—even if his healing factor would have fixed him eventually, having all his parts in the right order certainly sped up the process.
Usually he wouldn’t care for civilians. He’d killed enough that he’d lost count what felt like an eternity ago—and yet, somehow, he felt indebted to this boy. This boy, who had helped him so selflessly, who was so entirely clueless to the evil right in front of him.
This boy, who was all alone in an empty house, whose sister was away, whose parents had gone on a trip and left him behind.
(It didn’t matter the explanation the boy gave for it, Eobard’s mind whispered to itself regardless. Kin. Like calling to like.)
And so, he worked hard to free himself from this debt he had incurred.
He traveled through time, working his way into the family whilst posing as a distant relative. It was remarkably easy; the Fentons didn’t have an incredible memory of their relatives; all he had to do was forge a few papers and mention a few people and he was now “Uncle Eo”.
It was, however, taxing on the mind. These people were absurdly friendly, not to mention talkative. The effort had become a multi-year operation, popping in every now and then for large family gatherings and home visits.
It felt… nice, to be wanted for once. To be noticed in his absence for more than just his status.
To be liked.
He made sure to send the boy a gift on the right holidays, as well as on his birthdays. With his skillset, it wasn’t too difficult to follow him around and see what he liked and wanted. It also wasn’t difficult to spy in when he opened them, to ensure that he had done an acceptable job.
Of course, he couldn’t let this sort of thing cut into his time spent fighting the Flash, so he wasn’t too present. The last thing he wanted was to drag trouble into the boy’s life from his presence.
But then, it happened.
He found out that this boy, and the one known in his time as Phantom, were one and the same.
It was, as a historian, thrilling.
It was, as a villain, horrifying.
In all his travels, he had never intended to involve himself with that mysterious being which shadowed the Justice League. That ghost with the power, in some timelines, to bring about the end of all things.
Of course, he was also capable of doing that, but it isn’t exactly fun to meet someone who’s powers are a match for your own.
Especially if you couldn’t find it in yourself to end him, should he make himself your enemy.
Still, he had a debt to repay, and a boy to look after.
He delivered things to the boy’s room to help him; tactical gloves, a lightweight protective suit, weapons and equipment. All uncredited, since the boy seemed to value the idea of a secret identity.
He took it upon himself to shift the odds in his favor a few times, even; making faster-than-light adjustments to the boy and his combatants during fights to shift the odds in his favor.
Somewhere along the years, he had formed some sort of odd affection for the boy, if he was capable of doing so at all.
And so, when that ghost-boy sought his Uncle Eo out all the way in Central City, carved open and scarred, a distant look in his eyes, he took him in without a second thought.
He would protect this boy, who once had protected him.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dcxdp crossover#yeah I know Eo probably comes off as creepy and that’s because he is. sorry#he does genuinely care! he’s just actually unwell and has an unnerving way of showing it#this is what affection looks like to him. extreme stalking followed up by kindness related to said stalking#the flash finding out eo has essentially domesticated himself by caring for a child: hey. what#‘very happy you’re doing this! but. um. what’#I think eobard would find out about Dani and take it very normally#and not be insane about the genetically altered child who was cast aside for being imperfect#I think he would take that situation very well#flash and eo fighting before an alarm goes off on Eo’s suit and he just goes ‘hey I have to pick up the kid from school.’#‘we can finish this later’ and speeds off while flash malfunctions because HUH WHUH#WHAT FUCKING KID. YOU HAVE A KID?? ITS YOURS???? DID YOU STEAL IT#anyways dani and eobard duo should be called planned obsolescence#idk what danny and eobard duo would be called sorry
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i need to experience something beautiful and true or i'm going to dissolve into a wretched ooze i think
#i always think that a day in bed sounds so relaxing and yet here i am after essentially a day in bed jittery and uncomfy and wishing i could#start everything over bc what do you mean it's almost 10 pm and i've been upright for less than an hour. girl you fucked it up!!#i think the plan atm is to set an alarm for like 7:45 tomorrow morning and actually take my meds and maybe sort out my phone situation and#get gas. and then? anything could happen truly#fuck i should go for an hour long walk#a post
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The Sewers/Javert's Suicide - Stewart Clarke as Javert, Milan van Waardenburg as Valjean [September 24 2024, West End Evening Show]
*please do not share outside of tumblr!
#this man was full on dribbling there was so much spittle going on. as any good javert should be doing#les mis#javert#stewart clarke#jean valjean#milan van waardenburg#theeeeee iphone alarm going off TWICE during this show i was like girl. where do you think you are rn.
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got this ad for bandanas on instagram tonight (because the cursed algorithm has correctly identified me as a queer cowboy appreciator) and one particular pair of comments felt like the sort of thing i should bring to the "why lamp" contingent of the deancas fandom...
#why lamp#destiel#deancas#i wish there was a way to format these screenshots that kept them readable without making my post look like an ad >:(#alas#cass says things#yeah it's 1:30am i should go to bed#i have unfortunately been seized with the desire to draw Them with the moth hankie#but perhaps for the best i left my drawing stuff in the garage and the alarm has already been set#and turning that off to get my tablet is a whole extra step i cannot be bothered with#so maybe i'll do that tomorrow#as a treat
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Somebody should really let me direct a NATM spin-off TV show about Ahkmenrah's life before he died. It would toss Night At The Museums family friendly atmosphere out the window with a well lit, symbolism heavy, blood soaked hand, which could only be created by an autistic poet overly enamored by Shakespearean tragedies and practical effects in film but man. it would be glorious.
#have I ever written anything that wouldn't make a parent debate whether or not its okay or let their kid see this? no.#should they let me do it anyway? yes. it would be phenomenal#yes I do like things poetic Shakespearean and potentially alarming to some viewers it would be amazing#man the cinematic shots that could have. fuck.#yes everything I write is violent and usually homoromantic it gives it pizazz#come on Disney just give me like three million dollars I'll work it out#the POTENTIAL for COSTUMES for LIGHTING for PROPS for SETS fuCK#I'm a normal person (lying)#natm#night at the museum#ahkmenrah
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this is mean but. the thing is that nothing about 911 on abc is that deep because it’s 911 on abc but i do have to say that being in this fandom alone has wholesale lowered my expectations for the general capacity of people to engage not just critically but base-level logically with the world around them. like i kind of thought we were all on the same page here but i was wrong
#if you do not immediately start hearing alarm bells when you see villains that are#a shadowy group of elites who molest children and require child blood sacrifices to maintain their power. you probably should start now!#this isn’t even about lfj because i do not actually think he’s into Qanon but this is a movie validating Qanon beliefs. like#you should be able to identify this stuff. it’s really scary that so many people cannot#and this doesn’t touch the other stuff like. If it’s not said explicitly then it’s not real. what?#are you reading between the lines on things that aren’t network procedurals? or??????
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The Black Rose has Already Infiltrated Piltover and Zaun!
You know how there's speculation that this shadowy figure has to do with LeBlanc because LeBlanc and members of her Black Rose group do the eye/eye makeup glow thing?

Well the conspiracy only goes deeper! Last year, nearly to the day, an exclusive splash art for LeBlanc's Rose Quartz Prestigious skin was released on CN servers.

Do you recognize that familiar face in the background?

I do!

It's Local Cusine (LC)! You could argue that it's just an easter egg. But why is Local Cuisine in Noxus? LC's presumably a sex worker from Zaun and here he is hob knobbing in Noxus, in a splash for LeBlanc of all people.
How do we know this a Black Rose gathering? Well, we can see that the window in LeBlanc's splash art matches the same design used in the homes of other members of the Black Rose in Riot media.
We also know that many Black Rose members wear masks upon first appearance so that their identity will be anonymous to other members. If you look closely, you can even see that the shadowy figure from the trailer is wearing a mask around their eyes as well.
And can you guess which character we met wearing a mask in their very first appearance?

It's Local Cusinie!

But what does any of this mean? Well, LC could have been sent as a spy by LeBlanc herself to test the Medardas' loyalty to the Black Rose. If Swain is truly set to take power by season 2, then many powerful families affiliated with the Black Rose WILL be purged.
Maybe LeBlanc's sent LC to have them killed herself. The Medardas may be loose ends to her, because Ambessa is only loyal to preserving her family and may in fact expose the conspiracy further to Swain to her and Mel if she could.

Or maybe LC has his own agenda. Maybe LC is related to the Ionian princess Ambessa killed. You don't have to be from Noxus to be a part of the Black Rose, the organization predates Noxus itself. And frankly, Black Rose members and their related assets do their own thing pretty often, their web of plans can even bite LeBlanc in the butt.
#arcane#arcane meta#local cuisine arcane#someday they'll give you a real name#leblanc lol#league of legends#the more clues that point to leblanc's handiwork the more sure i am mel survives the season#it is such a running joke that leblanc creates her own problems with her overly complicated conspiracies#that it's the first thing you learn about her#way to go to all the people that theorized kino was a part of the black rose#there seems to be a lot going on with the medardas next season and i feel like there should more discussion because noxus is so rich in lore#like they include mylo and claggor in things bg art related to zaun characters#so for local cuisine to be so blatantly included with leblanc of all people not the upper crust of piltover or slumming it in zaun#should dound some alarm bells on what's going on#it's literally the same outfit!!!!!!
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OH MY GODDDD MY SON FINALLY GOT A NENDOROID OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODD

#SOUND THE FUKCINF ALARMS IM SO EXCITED#my boy finally getting what he deserves 😭 oh my dear#i dont have disposable income but the moment i do im getting his nendoroid his band figure all three of his figures in his hero costume#his q posket and any other figures i find of him. i alreadu have the pop figure#might also get lady nagants 2 figures (that i remember)(ones a nendoroid)(whyd she get one before my son and daughter?)#(like shes my wife and i love her but like. okay.) as a treat#denki comes first though#one day i will own all of his merch and i will be one of fhose psycho people with insanse shrines for their faves#anything for my son#i wish the program i was in let me have a job... i reallt want a summer one..#i will use ghe money to buy kaminari figures. after i have them all i will save the rest for when i go back to college. unless i remember#somethinf else i want. then nevermind.#...maybe some should be put away so i dont spend it. whatever.#denki kaminari#kaminari denki#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#denki#kaminari
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#Three Things You Should Know About Alarm Clocks#facts#trivia#alarm#alarm clock#unreality#don’t hit anyone’s snooze button#like I don’t even know what that is#and I don’t wanna know#just don’t
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Going to college as a nontraditional student with an office job is kinda funny bc now when a professor messes things up in a way that fucks me over instead of being like "omg this authority figure is so unfair 😭" I'm approaching it more with the vibe of like "if Karen from Accounting doesn't fix this mistake that's hindering my work after my third passive aggressive email I'm going to CC her boss"
#my professor has multiple things messed up on her online course that are actively preventing me from preparing for the midterm exam#1. the notes she uploaded for last weeks lesson are in an unviewable format (its a .bin file? she converted an image to binary code??)#2. she hasnt uploaded the content for this weeks lesson yet. and that content is going to be tested on the midterm#3. both her syllabus and the review guide she uploaded mention a pre-midterm test thats worth 2% of our grade#and i think is supposed to help us prepare. but she hasnt uploaded that or even mentioned it at all?#4. the exam itself isnt in blackboard yet. which wouldnt really be a cause for alarm if it was any other professor#i would just assume they were probably waiting to upload it until the day of the exam#but given everything else shes messed up so far im worried she messed something up with that too and it wont get uploaded at all#so. she said in the syllabus that we should message her directly in blackboard with any questions and she'll respond within 48 hours#but my first message was sent on friday. it is now tuesday#she said to send a follow up if she doesnt respond within 48 hours. i sent a follow up yesterday morning and she still hasnt responded#and im not going to wait another 48 hours when the exam is in 3 days and she still hasnt even uploaded the final lesson that will be on it#so. shes getting a text from me at the phone number she listed now like#if she doesnt respond to that within a few hours then i might call#and if she doesnt respond to THAT then im going to put it in an email and CC the head of her department or smth#bc we NEED to be able to prepare for the midterm. its THIS WEEK. some people are actually scheduled only TWO days from now#its already bullshit that shes including this lesson on the midterm when the due date for it is AFTER the exam#but then shes also THREE DAYS LATE (so far) uploading it??#AND she hasnt uploaded the pre-test or even mentioned it at all???#rambling#this professor is gonna get a BAD review from me man#its already bad enough that her online course is structured so poorly that its hard to even tell what we should be doing each week#and now this shit
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Dear God you're cute. Like, in a heart melting cinnamon roll kinda way.
I'd PM you this but anon asks are the only thing that make me feel comfortable enough to do so.
🤷♂️
!!!! This is so sweet ahh thank you so much 😖😖
I know the feeling but I promise there is no reason to feel uncomfy to PM me, I post photos with my face done up to look cute and cool but this is what I look like 99% of the time

So yeah
#especially right now with finals I'm just a little nerd actually#the only people who should be uncomfy to message me are the ones who dont read my pinned post before doing so and thats like#9 out of 10 of the messages I get#also please dont be alarmed if it takes me literal weeks to get back to you#asks for angel 🌟
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did you see what happened with kiof…..
literally JUST saw…..what the hell is happening
honestly I’m just embarrassed…people already have an impression that koreans are ignorant and racist but I can confirm that that live was over the top even by racist korean standards….tbh the only thing missing was blackface and an n-word drop. especially since 2 members lived in the US, they should 100% know better.
#kiof#didn’t Julie already apologise for saying the n word before?? they definitely knew what they were doing#it’s such a shame bc I genuinely did like kiof :/#also who the hell let them do a live like that?#there has to be some kind of screening before hand#and esp in the big 2025 someone should have raised the alarm about this#natty kiof#haneul kiof#julie kiof#belle kiof#belle#julie#natty#haneul
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Look at this glorious illustration @praise-the-lord-im-dead drew of Noemie Gardeine, the main character from my old WIP, The Brilliant Hour.
This is from a scene in the first chapter. It's the moment when Noemie's in her performance clothes at a Night Market festival, and spots a flaming bottle of oil thrown from a great height, about to smash.
Didn't @praise-the-lord-im-dead do a terrific job?
#I had planned on saving this to share with an excerpt but the passage in question is being stubborn and I didn't want to put it off too long#I love that she looks like a fourteen year old. She looks like she could be in my lower high class. I love her flyaways from under her#khustka. I love the sense of space and how much the foreshortening does for the picture - look at the distance between her hands!#I love how she's alarmed but the alarm is still processing - not overstated#I love all the embellishments on her clothing and the rich greens and purple. I love the poof and fittedness of her sleeves#and wraps at her ankles and her excellent shoes for tumbling in.#I love the artistic angle and the feeling of motion beginning#I love how it looks like she's tried to piece together a cohesive and festive look with the fancy clothing pieces she has picked up along#the way of her life but it's not all made to match because there's no way she could get her hands on a complete outfit.#And I love the background colour - the Night Market is full of bonfires and gold falling from overhead and red canvas vendors' stalls#so these warm tones work really well!#Thank you for all the skill you brought to this piece#And you all - you all should go commission her if you ever have a chance!#the brilliant hour#noemie#canvas of the eye#noveling#my writing
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hello transmascs on tumblr who have had top surgery. i would love to hear about your recoveries because i am Considering my options and im very curious as to questions such as
1. was it very scary.
2. how scary.
3. how soon could you lift your arms above your head
#transmasc#trans#top surgery#my doctor told me today that i should probably get it done sooner than later#and um. its kind of alarming when your doctor says something like that#so im gonna start figuring things out but!! in the meantime#please tell everything youre comfortable with i am Such a nervous person#but. i know that its going to overall raise my quality of life lol#everything youve ever wanted is on the other side of fear etc etc
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the terukane development still blows off my mind because what do you mean akane considers himself telling teru to go away while he's on a date with aoi an ooc thing. I grew up in a time when "hearing sorry from you is creepy" was legit his most normal and calmest response
ashamed to admit but I'm still there. my mind is still there. and then I watch in pure horror how akane caresses teru's back
#yes ch103 was not enough to convince me#my heart has been aching so much for akane bc I was always like#ohhh godddddd you aren't obliged to do any of this you're way too kind for this world please reconsider & have more confidence in yourself#and then the things Kept Happening and more frequently too and at some point I was like WAIT YOU'RE FOR REAL ?#YOU CARE-CARE?#“oh my god. you poor thing.”#ashk28 feels like a wild fever dream#first of all. WHAT . second of all. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALLAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE GRIM REAPER ARC#terukane#ik nobody's perfect & it's the tbhk charm#but akane is genuinely one of the most kind and gentle souls out there for me#I'm getting emotional#dear please tell more about yourself#where did you get such strong empathy & the ability to remain caring and gentle despite it all#and the alarming lack of self-confidence#sweetie you're the best thing to have ever happened to aoi and teru#please know that#jshk#tbhk#ok I indeed got emotional#now I ofc do realize he's been caring about both of them long before ashk28 release but I've honestly been Ignoring the signs#was treating them like a queerbait I guess#I don't think there's anything super wrong with 'queerbait' though#shit I've started overthinking and now I'm not even sure what 'queerbait' is#time to finish this rant#I've tagged this as terukane but finished talking more about teruaoikane growing closer in general#as a trio#I should do a teruaoi post someday maybe#aoi akane#ty aidairo for him
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