#i screenshotted this and showed it my bf so fast

[imclou]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

i'm shaking you captured their dynamic so well!! Firelight y/n taking the time flip Sun off while being restricted is very in character, that's them that's just them

I LOVE how you drew every single gold ornament on sun's uniform omggg especially his gloves (that's usually the part that gives me the most trouble haha)

@imclou I like your au so I watch arcane to understand it better and I love it more 🫵

Have some love 🫵😔💕

Not my best but who cares I enjoyed makin it :DD

Crazy how changin the lineart pen u use changes the art style

[thedogeveryonehates]

I just had my first ever adult-y 'im sorry but we can't be friends anymore' conversation and it really sucked and it really hurt and I'm writing it down here bcus i feel awful🫠

Long story

So we met on the dating apps years ago and we've kept in contact ever since cause he's genuinely a sweet & cool guy. Also, he was hard of hearing and would teach me cool indo sign language stuff

He lives in another city and only visits occasionally for work reasons but whenever he stopped by we would hang out

Back then it would be hanging out and hooking up but ever since i met my bf he wanted to make it clear that the latter was off the table since he wasnt comfortable with it

The next time we met I had to explain to him that I was no longer in the market for a partner, but I really valued his friendship - trying my best to show that I didn't wanna lead him on if that was the case

Even though he said he understood, it really didn't seem that way over the next few months

We would be having normal conversations and catching up on whatsapp and he'd randomly say "so you don't have feelings for me?" or "what did i do wrong?" - and it really made it awkward like we were literally discussing our spotify albums 2 minutes ago what happened

The worst part is, he would ask these questions very genuinely and sometimes follow up on these questions. So then I would match the tone as best i can - only to get the response "haha yeah i was joking i already know haha". Whenever it happened i would laugh it off and look stupid

But the final straw happened a few hours ago. He was feeling flirty but i was tired so i said to try and find a casual hookup on the dating app. He's genuinely really handsome and he's always been popular on the apps so i said it shouldn't be hard for him and that he'd find someone within the hour

He then straight up LIES to me and says that he deleted the apps a few weeks ago, following that up by writing "you are more than enough"

Afraid that he thought i was leading him on or sending him signals, i tried to shoot that down as fast as possible. Basically going through the motions of rejecting someones advances as respectfully as i possibly could to a good friend i cared about

After a few grueling minutes of silence, he hits me with the "damn i wasnt being serious" and sends me a screenshot of the app still on his phone (full of unread notifications - remember: popular)

Fast forward an hour later and ive blocked him everywhere except instagram dms, where i told him that i needed some space

Yes he apologized profusely and yes i accepted his apology but i just got so stressed and humiliated that I couldn't take it anymore

I still feel awful

This is usually something i would vent to my boyfriend but he's asleep rn so ill just let my [tumblr] mutuals know and probably delete it when i wake up

Writing kinda makes me feel better it turns out

[twpsyn-who]

I watched Happiness on Netflix these days and while talking with my bf I told him about it and how much I enjoyed the show. Fast forward to now he just gave me a message asking me the name of the series because he couldn't find it. I literally gave him screenshots of the series. He, for the love of God, couldn't find it. "They just added it. It shows in the horror category". Is not there. He can not find it. I'm looking at the show on my account like an idiot. Is right there. Why can't he find it? Why is showing for me but not him???

Because I watch my shows with English subtitles. My settings are for shows with English subtitles. This show doesn't have subtitles in my language, so it doesn't show yet. I tried to look for it on my mom's account, just to confirm. It isn't there. Only I can see it because I watch everything with English subtitles. But man did it took me a while to realize that looool

[edzasks]

Jules! Sending you hugs! Please eat some yummy, nutritious food! If you need to vent, vent. I care about you and how you are doing.

It’s so dumb. Basically I was talking to this one person (mind you, it’s a chick btw — I’m sticking to men ONLY forevermore after this), basically chick I knew briefly last year, but got to know her these 2 months started hardcore love bombing me, chasing me, pursuing me, etc. We end up getting very close, very quickly, and genuinely she was the most awesome person to talk to.

Then I started liking her and she felt it was mutual, but mind you it was heavy love bombing, and funny enough I always knew I was being gassed up too quickly, if someone is ‘too nice’ and fast pacing; never believe them, but instead of being guarded and isolated like I typically proceed nonchalant, I decided to be open cause I trusted them as a friend.

Then near the end (Halloween) she switched up, she starts ignoring my msgs, and being cold & distant. This is where the chess games started coming in.

And I, a very fucking mellow very low maintenance person - MIND YOU … Started to feel like I was going losing my mind, actually no I was genuinely so ticked by this I was convinced I was a crazy person (no!) While she was playing these games and discarding me. Alexa play Dear John…

Then since I felt like she was playing games, I played dumb and pretended I no longer felt for her, in response she told me she “didn’t find anyone else” then hours later lies telling me; she had “replaced me” and found someone else.

Despite mine you, weeks ago obsessing over me, love bombing me heavily, making bold statements like she wants me and only me, etc, showing me screenshots of fwbs she apparently cut off for me, bunch of gassing up bs.

In the end (basically) to summarise I feel like absolute shit, and being discarded like I’m nothing and all the games f’d with my head, and the sad part is I am good at seeing this shit but I ignored the 🚩flags (knew it months ago this would happen to) because I decided to be blind… Ironically anyone into tarot reading too the cards pulled about the scenario too said fraud, bad energy, bad, bad, bad to the point where the reader needed a deck cleanse and run too. 🫠

Blocked her off basically everything now, and she was still flip flopping when I told her to lose my #, and she’s like “why is there so much drama?” (when I just told her cause she won’t communicate just silent treatment) Then seemed bothered that I was running away since she said “always running and disappearing” (yup!! Saved me from ppl like that!!)

But I ran.

I didn’t like her comment either about how she “needs to heal” (instead of being w someone) yet wants to “see where it goes” w me (as if I’m a side hoe)… lbr … until someone better comes along 🤣 and the whole time I’ve been replaced. Which contradicts her bs, and lie.

It’s a long rant, but I think they have NPD, so I was victim to a narcissist basically.

Lot of gaslighting too trying to say it’s a waste of time (or I am) cause she stopped believing I was bi, or w.e. It’s all manipulation imo & punishment. And saying shit like I shouldn’t be mad. No empathy, just games. When I first deleted her she said she’d give me space, and when I apologised steering clear of maybe she isn’t a narc, she took hours to respond with her shady “ok” … Despite her offering me space (lol)…

I didn’t like either how she lied about one of her friends being her fuck buddy (reality is, that chick has a bf) just constant … lies.

I have no interesting in dating again, and I’m happily gonna go back to being me, myself & I and my emotional unavailability comfort zone because ppl these days are the worst. I don’t need someone to be happy tbh. I’m fine on my own.

I think she still follows me on Spotify / twitter idk why she hasn’t unfollowed me on everything else yet ����‍♀️ but the audacity too that she had to ask why I deleted her off snap. 🙄

Like… I just feel sick to my stomach basically it’s hard to eat because the distress (to shortly summarise this) and I feel like a moron, and not good enough.

[shadeakala-blog]

Hi everyone, i hope you are doing okay and that you are safe. Especially the ones from Ukraine and near them (me included).

Today i wanna talk to you about page 695 and how Kique and his friends force people to like Rogio instead of Kargo.

Here we have Kargo finally asking the most important questions:

1. Ranach

2. Roamer

3. Ferah.

Questions who needed to be asked in the first place not small chat with Rogio. The most annoying things is that when Kargo asked about Roamer, Rogio had the nerves to act like he owns Roamer and even claim that Kargo was given a second chance to better himself. Lets all remember that Kargo had done small, understandable wounds on Roamer while Rogio wounded him heavily in the last couple months (i mean, if my bf would give me the cold shoulder treatment for 4 months i would just break up with him and go alone).

Kique tries so hard to make Rogio loved by the fans that he actually makes him look like a clown.

Rogio used Roamer bcz he kept his nightmares away, now i wonder what will he do with him, he no longer has an inner demon so no need of Roamer.

Also, Kique censors the comment section so bad...why is it even there if you don't care about the hones opinion of your fans. He allows asskissers/asslickers to comment but not us the ones who are truly dedicated to his work, who really just want him to improve.

Let's remember Kique was my idol before he and St4z showed their's true colors. I even liked St4z but she turned out to be who she is, a lier, abuser, bully (no wonder she likes Ranach so much and thinks he is redeemable, i really wonder why she choose Kainan instead of Ranach on her NSFW piece, oh yeah i know, bcz she knew people would hate her and call her names and that Kainan was seen as a hero in Asmundr, so for views and fans you do what you need to do :)))

Back to our sheeps. In the second screenshot you can see an asskisser of Kique, he even invents things about Kargo to make Rogio look better. Invets things like:

1. Kargo guilt tripping Roamer (the only time when Kargo snapped at Roamer and snarled at him was when Ferah disappeared into the waterfall. Kargo's anger was justified, a random dog (outlander) caused the disappearance of his long life friend, Ferah.

2. That Kargo abused, manipulated, forced himseslf on Roamer. The only time when Kargo really hit Roamer was when he snick behind him and surprised Kargo asking about Ferah's condition. KARGO NEVER FORCED HIMSELF ON ROAMER, when Roamer said things are too fast he changed the rhythm to a slower one. He was caring and gentle with him.

ANY COMMENTS TRYING TO MAKE ME CHANGE MY OPINION ABOUT KARGO AND ROGIO WILL BE TAKEN IN CONSIDERATION ONLY IF YOU HAVE SOLID PROOFS WITH YOU. KARGO×ROAMER WAS NEVER TOXIC, ROAMER×ROGIO IT IS. IN SO MANY WAYS.

That was all for today, i look forward for your opinion about this subject and hope you are doing well. See you next time!

[bloom-bloom-pow]

maybe like enhypen reactions of finding twreets about them even though you're dating already?

OMFG this is so cute :(( thank you anon!

you would constantly tweet about the love of your life, before and during dating, and one day he finds the account...

heeseung

would 10/10 go ¿qué?  🤨

someone's tweeting about him ???

he scrolls more to see that it started years ago

kinda blushes and everyones like oooehh whats heeseung doing in the corner 😳

and he's like ...reading thirst tweets

AYO HUH??? 🤠

he realizes that doesn't sound right either 😐

very impatient to tell you about this hilarious account he found

he meets up with you at lunch and hands you his phone, full of love tweets

ur like yeah babe that's my acc 😃

and he would go fake emo like "..oh."

"WDYM OH ????"

"NONO WAIT I- 💀"

jay

was scrolling through twitter one day

almost choked on his spit when he found a certain account 😍

you're like ?? ayo u okay ??

and he's like ..yeah yeah.. 😗😏

and he's like wait it sounds like you

he scrolls and makes SURE that he's gonna roast you properly

as he should 😣

and soon he makes you "listen to a poem that he wrote" 😯😯

"jay park is my soulmate. just look at his pretty eyes, i literally melt when he wears black jeans. they make his-"

you turn red and your mind goes absolutely blank

"for what it's worth, i think you have gorgeous eyes too 😉"

jake 

highkey flustered (but when is he not)

once he found that he would be all ‼️‼️

he's like oh my god do they know i'm taken :((

sends screenshots to the boys' gc and realizes it's not the boys 🤨🤨

he fr fr thought sunghoon was making a fan account 😳

he finally goes to you, promising he didn't kiss someone else's cheeks, almost in tears 

ur like JAKEY MY ANGEL AHHH 💀💀

ur like omg thats my acc.. my bad 😬

he would be SO relieved (yay!)

10/10 gives you a reassurance hug 

"awhh baby, i'm right here! i'm yours and you're mine 🥰"

sunghoon

when he found it he was lowkey not surprised 

he finds it and immediately knows it's you but keeps it to himself 

because he needs assurance sometimes ykyk 😭😭

nothing like tweeting how perfect your bf is to confirm thAt.. 

he would nonchalantly catch you off guard one day and be like 

"omg look at these tweets lmao"

u would go from ❓❓to ‼️‼️ SO FAST

the panic in your eyes would make him giggle 🥺

ur like oh god he'S LAUGHING AT ME 💔💔

he shows you one of the notes on his phone and it's just all the reasons why he loves you 😎

"aww mr. sunghoon park is in love with me 😆"

"..mmhm.. more than you'll ever know..."

sunoo

all he's thinking is uh oh uh oh uh oh 

he doesn't really talk and he just goes through his day like 😐😐

u tell him he's killing ur vibe after many "what's wrong bubs?" and "ah, i'm just tired.." 

you confront him soon after and go all 😠😠 

he just gives you a quick nod and shows you all the tweets

you're like 😮😮 bubs look at the dates !!! 

and he's like 🤨🤯 they always posted on the days i took you on dates !!! do you think we have a stalker..? 

(everyone facepalm right now)

u show him your phone, which was logged into the account

at first he's confused but when it clicks he gives you one of those big bear hugs

"thank you for loving me.. i'm thankful to have you in my life ☺️"

jungwon

he was honestly looking for these accounts if you ask me,,

he's unpredictable n spicy what can i say ??

didn't know what to do for once in his life

decided to think outside the box and be forward when he knew you would be on your phone

man is just smart like that ykyk

don't tell anyone but he read it ALL and went 🥺

would dm and write comments which would result in you saying "wonnie why are you on my page? let me simp for you in peace 😔😔"

and he's like omg aHAHA SIMP 😶😶

ur like ..wait i just exposed myself 🤠"

"you sure did, sweetheart! but don't worry, my ‘fantabulous squishy out of this world hugs’ are coming right up 😉" 

ni-ki

didn't even want the drama in the first place

mans was tagged so he couldn't ignore

so he read it and started tearing up 

awooga thats our baby boy 😣😣

he was like i hope this doesn't cause drama ahh

decides to call you and rant 

tbh YOURE the one who's going oh no- what have i done i gotta hiDE 🙈

internally you're shaking and know you're DONE FOR if he finds out it's you 😓 #learnedhowtoroastbyjay

..he never did find out that it was your acc..

"see!! they posted about me again what do i doooooo 😩😩"

"hmm.. you love me still right?" 

"more than anything, angel 🥺"

thank you for requesting! <3

[threecrowsinatrenchcoat]

Paint My Spirit Gold

Dukeceit Week Day 2: Green/Yellow

Fans of the YouTubers "Deceit" and Remus "The Duke" Sanders start to suspect that maybe, just maybe, the two of them are more than simple internet pals.

AO3 Link: [here]

Word Count: 2187

Warnings: n/a

@dukeceitweek <3

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[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It features a watercolor-style painting of a snake. The snake appears to be made of melting chocolate, and there is a large bite taken out of its tail. Cherries and jam are leaking out of the snake at the bite wound. The snake's expression of horror is overly-exaggerated to the point of comedy. The caption reads: "liked your snake boi, @SerpenThyme. thanks for the inspo." /end ID]

- 

A notification ding cut Janus off mid-sentence. 

“Wow, someone left their cell phone on, so professional,” he said, giving the camera a dramatic eye roll. That someone was him, of course, because he was the only one in the apartment- just him and the running livestream- but that was no excuse not to be a drama queen about it. He finished wiping flour off his hands and grabbed his phone to silence it; but the notification made him pause. He flicked his eyes up toward the camera and gave a slight smirk.

“My goodness, I’m famous,” he drawled. “The Duke himself has graced little old me with some fan art.”

Most of the comments in the chat wanted him to show it, so Janus opened up Twitter to see the full post he’d been tagged in. It was a watercolor painting of the coiled-snake chocolate sculpture- lovingly named Jake by his viewers- he’d made for his YouTube video last week; it was wearing an expression of such comedic horror that Janus had to stifle a laugh. He flicked his phone screen toward the close-up camera on his counter so his viewers could see.

“How kind of you, Remus,” he said. “All of you should go scold him for what he’s done to poor Jake here.”

Most of his viewers would know he was joking- after all, they were the ones to nickname him Deceit when he provided neither a real or fake name for his online persona. They knew full well what he was like by now.

The oven timer dinged. Janus silenced his phone and set it aside.

“And our first batch of cookies is done. You know, why don’t we show the Duke some appreciation?”

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[ID: An Instagram post by user @SerpenThyme. The photo is an artistically-framed shot of a stack of sugar cookies with green, yellow, and pink icing. Propped up against the stack is another cookie, with an intricate icing-drawing of an octopus. The photo appears to have been color corrected to have high contrast, low saturation, and a dark vignette at the edges. The Instagram user @OctoDukie is tagged. No caption. /end ID]

- 

“You know, I have often been accused of actually being a little old lady, what with my fondness for knitted jumpers, rocking chairs, and incredibly fucked up murder mystery books. Today I am doing nothing to dispel this accusation, by making soup.”

The studio was dark and empty aside from Remus' workspace. Everyone else had left long ago, even his own brother, which meant that it was officially ass-o'clock in the morning (or, as most people called it, somewhere between 1 and 2 a.m.) But Remus was stuck in hyperfocus, honed in on putting the last touches on a commission that he'd been putting off for weeks. It's not that it was a tough painting- once he'd gotten started, it was actually a very creatively satisfying piece- but man, executive dysfunction could go suck a dick

“French onion soup, specifically. Because while I do like to pretend I am a classy bitch, I am also, regrettably, a lazy bitch with a distaste for anything that takes longer than one bottle of wine to make.”

Remus hated working in silence. It was stifling, almost suffocating. His brain needed noise like his lungs needed air. So when the studio had grown still and silent, Remus had flipped open his laptop and queued up some YouTube videos. 

“So we have here three pounds of onions that we need to slice up, pole to pole. You’re going to cry no matter what, so if you have any memories you’ve been repressing since middle school, now is an excellent time to dredge those up.” 

And if it happened to be 90% SerpenThyme videos, well. Sue him. 

“Now the first rule of caramelizing onions: fast and sloppy is always better than slow and thorough… at least, that’s what every man I’ve ever slept with tells me.”

Remus choked and glanced over to his laptop screen just in time to catch Deceit's trademark smirk directed at the audience just for a moment. It was the deadpan delivery that always got him. Remus could barely hold onto a joke long enough to get through it without cackling mid-punchline, but this fucker could say the funniest shit like an off-hand comment. 

He wiped his hands off on his jeans (what use were clothes if you couldn't use them as paint rags?) and pulled his laptop across the table.  He typed out a quick comment, citing the timestamp of the joke, and after it was posted, he shut his laptop. 

'Cause ass-o'clock was short for "get-your-ass-home-or-I’ll-kick-it" o'clock. 

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[ID: A screenshot of a YouTube comments section. The first comment is by user TheDuke, and reads: "10:42 wow, rude." The second comment is a reply by user SerpenThyme, and simply reads ";)" /end ID]

-

Janus plopped down on the couch with a slight groan. He didn’t need to stream today, but he really hated missing days. Besides… he was fine. Really. 

He adjusted the camera until he was happy with the framing, and then checked the settings on his streaming software. Satisfied, he started the stream, and watched as his usual viewers rolled in. 

“What do you mean I’m not in my kitchen?” Janus drawled, addressing the chat. He glanced around with an expression of faux-shock on his face. “My goodness, when did that happen?”

He chuckled, and then gestured to his surroundings. “Yes, we are in my living room today. If you must know, my closest and most trusted friend tried to murder me today- yes, Virgil, it was attempted murder and nothing less- and I survived with nary a scratch… and a broken foot, but that is beside the point. Anyway, I’m not allowed to stand for long periods of time, and I may or may not be somewhat inebriated by pain pills and couldn’t stand even if I wanted to. So we are cooking from my couch today.”

Janus paused for a few moments to read the chat messages as they popped up. A few get well soon’s, a few theories about the “attempted murder,” Virgil- who moderated his chat for him- vehemently denying the “attempted murder” but otherwise refusing to clarify the event, and a large volume of wtf why are you streaming today, take care of yourself comments, which made him smile. But one particular comment caught his eye, almost lost amid the torrent of an active chat: wait this kinda looks like the Duke’s living room?

“Oh, VampSuga,” he said, addressing that commenter in particular with a slight smirk. “I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about. Anyway, since I can’t reach my oven from here, I thought some no-bake cookies were in order. For these you will need-”

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[ID: A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The text reads:

“VampSuga: Ok ok hear me out. Dukeceit. 

Starstruck96: who?

IneffableSnek: lmao

FeralBeauYasha: lol

VampSuga: Deceit and Remus Sanders! They’re totally dating. I will die on this hill. 

FeralBeauYasha: Isn’t the duke w/ PatPat?

IneffableSnek: no thats his brothers bf

FeralBeauYasha: ohh

VampSuga: Did anyone see Deceit’s stream today? I swear that’s the Duke’s livingroom. 

StarStruck96: idk that seems like a stretch

IneffableSnek: no wait i kno what u mean

IneffableSnek: im watching the duke’s old videos and that one where he shows off all his old weapons he’s in a living room kinda like deceit’s 

FeralBeauYasha: They were acting all cute on twitter too

VampSuga: DUKECEIT”  /end ID]

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"Hey guys, been a while since you've seen my face and not just whatever my hands are busy with, when it's within YouTube's terms and conditions I mean. They used to be way more lenient…" Remus trailed off for a moment, then shook his head sharply and plastered on a grin. 

"Anyway! In June me and a few other creators did a fundraiser for the Trevor Project, and y'all smashed the goal, so I let you decide what video I'd make this month." He paused, and gestured to the mountain of clothes piled behind him on the bed. "And you had so many juicy ideas to choose from, but you decided to dress me up like a Barbie instead."

Remus paused to scroll through his phone for a few moments. "Ah, ok, here we go. Twitter user YoonIsMyCat- oh, BTS, nice- sent in this first outfit. Uh… future Remus, put up the post here somewhere." He gestured vaguely to his right. "Y'all went with either a fuckton more clothes or a fuckton less clothes, which I respect. Apparently this outfit is called…” He squinted at his phone. “Amish chic? I take it back, no respect at all.”

Remus cycled through the outfits his viewers sent in, which ranged from the aforementioned “Amish chic” to “2008 rave attire” to “ok now you guys are just fucking with me” (which consisted of one of those big puffy snow coats, lime green in color; booty shorts with the shrug text emoji across the ass; fuzzy pink boots; and a yellow cowboy hat to top off the whole thing. It was awful. Remus loved it.) The mountain of clothes on the bed gradually became a mess of clothes spread across the floor instead, until there was just one outfit left. 

“Ok so Twitter user VampSuga sent me this outfit that I’m gonna call ‘sexy librarian.’ I couldn’t find this exact sweater online, but-” he paused for dramatic effect, before brandishing a sweater toward the camera like a bullfighter. “My boyfriend had something that was close enough.”

Remus hopped up from the bed and switched off the camera so he could change.

“They’re going to lose their minds,” a voice drawled from the doorway. Remus threw his shirt at him.

“Shoo, I’m getting naked.”

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[ID: A Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It features a selfie of YouTuber Remus “The Duke” Sanders, a Hispanic man with his hair dyed green and styled into a spiked mohawk. He is wearing a yellow knitted cardigan over a black button-up shirt. He is grinning widely at the camera. The caption reads: “my viewers pick my outfits! now live on youtube. go see what i look like as a sexy librarian!” /end ID]

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DukeceitStan

first and only dukeceit shipper ig

DukeceitStan

wow there’s so many of you now! Hi!!

DukeceitStan

i want this to be canon so bad omg

DukeceitStan

i mean just look

[image]

how 

[image]

cute

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[ID: A series of three gifs featuring Youtubers SerpenThyme, aka Deceit, and TheDuke, aka Remus Sanders. Deceit is a black man with long, dreadlocked hair, and vitiligo patches along the left side of his face. Remus is a Hispanic man with green-dyed hair styled into a mohawk, many ear and facial piercings, and tattoos covering both arms. Each gif is edited so that the highlights are tinged yellow when Deceit is seen, and tinged green when Remus is seen.

The first gif depicts a close-up shot of Deceit’s hands as he carefully decorates a cookie with green and yellow icing. The cookie art he is working on appears to be a half-finished octopus. The gif then fades into a mid-shot of Remus, with his back to the camera, facing a canvas. The canvas is blank, and Remus appears to be laying out paints on a table to his left. 

The second gif depicts Deceit seated at his couch, facing the camera. He has many ingredients spread across his coffee table (including oats, cocoa powder, and butter) and appears to be in the process of laying out several more. The gif fades to show Remus seated at a similar couch with a similar coffee table in front of him. The camera is angled slightly downward to better show the myriad of knives spread out across the table. Remus is gesturing wildly with a morning star held in his hand. 

The third gif depicts Deceit in his kitchen. He is pulling on a bright, yellow knitted cardigan, and smirking toward the camera. The gif fades to show Remus in his bedroom, seated on his bed. He is holding up a similar-looking cardigan toward the camera and grinning. /end ID]

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“Remus, it’s almost two in the morning. Come to bed.”

“I’m coming, sorry. Twitter distracted me.”

“Mm. I can’t believe the bird app is more distracting than I am.”

“You should try harder.”

“Come to bed and maybe I will.”

“Ok, ok, I’m coming. Hang on though, is it cool if I post this?”

“Sure. They figured it out anyway.”

“Sweet. Ok, Jannie, I’m coming.”

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[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It reads: “Dukeceit is canon.” /end ID] 

[nanasarea]

Lee Jeno as your idol bf

Genre: fluff

Pairing: jeno x idol!reader

Prompt: Jeno and you being the cutest duo

Request: Can i request maybe Jeno as your idol boyfriend?

Word count: 1348

Haechan /  Yuta / Mark /  Jaemin / Chenle / Renjun / Jisung / Jaehyun

you were a new sm rookie

so you saw each other a lot

but you never actually interacted

he had his busy schedule

and you spent most of your time practicing

but you whenever you saw him

your heart went boom

we got that boom boom boom boom boom 

but his does too

he was the mc when you debuted

he stood next to you when he introduced your group

yeeun was on the other side

and he had to give you some flowers

yeeun gave your band mate some too

but that didn’t stop him from blushing 

the dreamies teased him so much

he replays the video on youtube

like 25 times

fast forward to promotions

you go on a variety show 

it’s an sm special

so a few members from nct, your group, red velvet, so on

and the mc asks you for your ideal types

jeno gets shy instantly

“are you shy because she’s here?” - renjun

*cue to Renjun’s funeral*

he just smiles 

while mentally punching Renjun

but it’s okay 

because he physically punches Haechan when he said

“bro, you’ve had this crush since she was a rookie, man up.”

at least you don’t know it’s you, right?

haha wrong

Haechan is there what do you expect

he accidentally says you name when he explains Jeno’s crush

RIP Renhyuck when they get back to the dorms

mainly hyuck tho

your members tease you for it too 

because they know you have the biggest crush on him

“Jeno, it’s okay, y/n has a crush on you t-”

you end up putting your hand over their mouth a little too late

you know how irene is like almost everyone under sm’s mom?

she ends up setting you up 

“ah, young love.” 

“irene-noona, you’re acting like you’re 50″ -jeno

“shush, child.” -irene

you stay after practice to work on your dance

just so happens that jeno also planned to practice then

so you end up showing off to each other

and flirting

very shy flirting 

because he gets flustered when either of you say anything

or do anything

he gets so red when you bring up the variety show

you end up just sitting on the floor

and talking the whole night

yes, the whole night

mark walks in to start practice

“I didn’t know anyone was going to be here this early.”

“early?”

“it’s 7am?”

cue looking at each other and getting flustered

thankfully mark came for 127 practice

yours don’t start until 3

and Jeno’s doesn’t start till 6

so you end up getting some coffee 

at this point, you’ve spent 12 hours together

but neither of you are ready to say goodbye

sure, you ran out of things to say

but was that going to stop either of you?

hahahahaha no

you end up going back to your dorms for lunch time

because both of your members were worried

and you hadn’t showered last night

and you had practice

so by this point, you needed one

but before going your separate ways

he gets your number

obviously

and you give it to him

obviously

you haven’t even been seeing each other for 3 weeks

but the fans know

the fans know everything

with like almost no proof

you go out and invite some friends to avoid a dating scandal?

they see right through it

even with hats, sunglasses and masks?

they recognize based on your height

so sm’s like “yes, they are dating, now shut the fuck up”

fans: we been knew tho

ok so remember when

chenle: jaemin mom, jeno dad

well

congrats, you’ve just adopted a whole group of chaotic crackhead

not that you mind

you love them

jisung even starts calling you his parent

casually

jaemin is like highkey annoyed

first you steal his boyfriend, now his son?

but it’s okay

because you also steal his heart

believe it or not, he’s your number 1# shipper

you were shocked but not surprised

bc like you two do be cute

going on vlive together like all the time

mainly voice only

bc “babe, i have no makeup on.”

“jeno, literally stfu, you look perfect”

“aww, babe.”

renjun throwing up in the bg

i’m not saying he would want to match 

but he would lowkey want to match

you’d end up asking jaemin to take like 879 pictures

jaemin lowkey loves it

but he still complains

you have to buy him coffee for his hard work

your ig account being filled with cute pics like

“ootd w/ babe”

you mention jsmr to him once

and he starts doing them again

even features you on one of them

he just stares at you the whole time

did you actually do a good job with the asmr?

do you think he cares?

you’re cute, 

he’s whipped,

you could scream into the mic and he’d be like

“omg, that was amazing”

whipped jeno whipped jeno whipped jeno whipped jeno whipped jeno

oh and 

did i mention whipped jeno?

your comeback teaser came out like 3 seconds ago?

he’s already watched it 5 times

screenshots every frame with you in it

fanboys

then proceeds to fanboy to you

“bABE YOU LOOK TOO GOOD, YOU’RE PAYING FOR MY MEDICAL BILL BC I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK”

daily snaps from him when you both have schedules

sometimes even from hyuck teasing him

sends a photo of jeno on his phone

with a picture of you in a thought bubble over his head

“y/n, we love you, but we need to be on stage in 2 minutes and he’s still on his phone talking to you. stop.”

so he might have bought your album like 34 times

he didn’t get your photocard

and he was going to get your photocard

sure, he could have just bought the photocard somewhere on ebay

but no, he wanted to get it in the album

he finally does and sends you a snap 

posing with the card 

40 albums in the bg

“finally got yours, babe :) “

he’s too precious

you end up rapping his verse once on tv

he has the video saved on his phone

watches it before bed

and when he wakes up

“renjun, look at this one fancam, i can’t”

“damn”

“huang rENJUN, THAT IS MINE”

jealous jeno? 

jealous jeno

he respects you and knows you’re only his

but he still gets a tiny bit jealous when you interact with other idols

hears a new rookie group member say you’re his idol type

“nOPE, BUDDY, THAT’S MY LINE”

reassuring him that he’s your one and only

you come to his concert

you sit with his 127 and wayv members

you’re expecting a cute family friendly concert

until he starts making dream show

a strip show

doyoung’s just like

“so, my son is grounded now”

johnny just nudges you and smirks

you end up blushing 

like a lot

he has a secret fan account

and so do you but shhh he doesnt know 

ends up liking a tweet on his main account

by accident

and now everyone knows

you tease him

the dreamies tease him

doyoung scolds him

and then teases him

back to him being an mc

you just had a comeback

and he secretly holds your hand behind your backs

but it’s not secretly

because everyone sees

and it’s okay

bc it’s cute af

you end up doing an sm station together

you wrote the song together

about each other

so you spend a lot of time in the studio

messing around

you try and write some lyrics

but get distracted by him playing guitar

you just stare at him

and he gets so shy when he notices

the mv is filled with cute videos of you two

there’s this one scene where he does something very cheesy

and renhyuck end up recreating it

to tease you two

but you don’t care

you’re too whipped for each other 

to sum it up: your most frequent view is his eye smile and you’re not even mad, because you’re just as whipped for him as he is for you

hi, i love jeno 🥺

[the-goddessfighter]

[Part 1] YASS SWEET BATAROU WITH SHITTY TEEN SQUAD ACTION AWWYEAAH!! 😳😍💘💕💖 You've got the right meme for them it's perfectly fits their situation lmaoo, with Garou and Badd being lovey dovey all the time while Genos trying to safe their life from those two dumbassery. Genos you DA REAL MVP, OUR HERO!! 💐👏😤

I love that Badd abandoned his duty on driving the car just so he can kiss Garou, which was reciprocated by the wolfy bf passionately (AWW THEY ALSO HUGGING EACHOTHER INTIMATELY IT'S SO SWEET 😚💗). Not wanting them to crash, Genos immediately take over the role, being "ignore these dumbasses-in-love, safety first, eyes on the road 😑". Lmao poor Genos he has to deal with them on daily basis like this 😂

[Part 2] The details for this artworks is AMAZING, too! Like you gave the blurred effect for Garou&Badd's action to show how fast they seized their chance to kiss (idk why it's hilarious knowing they didn't even hesitate 😂), or the fact Genos looked more composed than them since he took the decision calmly while feels exasperated inside (his expression showed it all 😆). Great recreated movie screenshot to convey Shitty Teen Squad dynamic! Also the Batarou moment is very fluffy, too, I LOVE IT 😔👍💯💖 Btw seeing their injured condition (Garou and Badd have fresh battle scars/bloodied wounds + tattered clothes, Genos has cracked face + hands), did they just finished on their successful squad mission together, hence Batarou celebrating it with big kiss?? 👀✨

[Part 3] It's always so good to see you uploaded new artworks, as they always look WONDERFUL mmm *chef kiss* PERFECTION! 😘👌❤ This successfully brigthened my weekend, so THANK YOU SO MUCH for your hardworking and dedication during making this art we're very grateful for you AAAA TYSM WE LOVE YOOUUU-- 😍😭🙏💝🌷 Always wish you for the best this year, you deserved all the happiness and good things in this world 😊👑💐 Please stay safe&healthy during these tough times, I hope you have great weekend! 😉😚💕💞💖💝🌸🌼🌷🌻

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First of all a big apology, I have no idea why tumblr never notified me of your asks anon!!😭😭. Not even the inbox alerted me to pending messages. I apologize again for taking so long to reply🙇😿

I know it has been four weeks since I published that work but there is no reason not to answer the most dedicated anon of the fandom💖💛💚💙💜❤

You know? When I have artistic blocks it is refreshing to resort to representing a meme and for some reason I wanted to draw Genos as well (his arms are rare💪)

According to the scene I saw, it was G who took Badd by the cheek and pulled him into a kiss💋. Even more curious is it Whu they would be in a car?? One almost can fly and the other two love to run... unexplained mysteries.

Well, I'm very sorry I didn't reply. I hope you are well anon and that this pandemic doesn't overwhelm you.

[starrynima]

history modc: episode six

favourite moments

this episode was a roller coaster ride and i have sO much to talk about

so umm... lusun fucked in the gym bathroom. i don’t know what else to say lmao

boxiang whispering i love you was good™

n e ways, we continue on with the bike date that kinda turned into a stargazing date which is fine with me (sorry the pic is blurry af my internet is dying)

they stopped at an overlooking of the city and haoting sets up these lights and honestly i cry because when will i ever have a good bf like that

then they start talking and xigu shares how he likes to talk to the stars because he thinks his parents are there somewhere with the stars and it’s so private and intimate

they’ve come so far from being enemies to becoming two people who trust each other so much i wANT TO CRY

then he asks haoting if he believes and haoting holds his hands and says “i believe you” and my heart just bursts with joy

xigu: i’m gonna study the stars” haoting: that’s zoology (lmao dw guys he’s still a dumbass)

haoting saying he wants to work hard and study in the same department as xigu

surprise cheek kiss + another soft kiss

also this shot of them looking at the stars together is so fucking beautiful and perfect. we all know the confrontation with haoting’s parents later in the episode is gonna happen and this scene was basically them telling xigu’s parents about them (the history writers went off on this scene and gave us this amazing symbolism)

yooo haoting got second place in school!! i can’t believe xianggu are really THAT couple that are respectively the 1st and 2nd place. what a power couple.

haoting’s thank you speech summed up: “yu xigu”

lmao xigu walked in on the squad trying to strip boxiang but he doesn’t even look shocked

then he questions them and haoting is all like “yeah! wtf are you guys doing?” as if he wasn’t the one who told the squad to start stripping boxiang eye-

the look of betrayal

and ya’ll!! xigu and and haoting are the type of couple that holds hands and ditches their friends hahahaha

okay ya’ll know what happens next so let’s break it down to my favourite little moments even though the whole thing is amazing in it’s own right (get ready for A LOT of screenshots)

the FIRST thing that xigu does when haoting sits on top of him is caress haoting’s thigh and leave his hand on haoting’s waist aaaaAAAAHHH

“ i really wanted to kiss you just know.” he made his intentions clear and gave xigu a moment to decide

the way xigu looked up and down at him before kissing haoting first made me SCREAM tF (seriously though, i love that in their very first ‘intense’ kiss, xigu was the one to kiss first)

ya’ll the smiles in between the kisses *chef’s kiss*

xigu sitting up while haoting sits on his lap as they make out?? sign me tf up

ya’ll can you believe haoting is a power bottom and xigu is a soft top (if u disagree fight me) (jk i’m weak)

the way haoting stopped and pulled away to let xigu know with his eyes that he wanted to do more and then xigu started unbuttoning haoting’s shirt

xigu feeling up haoting’s pecs. what a mood.

THIS SCREENSHOT IS GOLD and is haoting’s mom’s pov lmao + the shoulderrrr

the way haoting jumped on the defense for xigu when his dad was busy screaming

also haoting being mad about his dad saying that liking boys is shameless and not normal. thAT’S MY BABY.

i interrupt the angsty bullet points to let ya’ll know that when boxiang’s cousin was spraying zhigang with his water bottle, i spent a good five minutes giggling about it

he hella salty that they fucked in his gym’s bathroom and honestly if i were him, i would be salty too

also him, showing up at zhigang’s store, to give condoms hahahHAHAHA

and when a customer arrived, zhigang hid the condoms so fucking fast lol

now let’s commence with the angst

it’s not really a fav moment per say as it did make me cry so bad (i always say i’m crying but this time, i had legit tears streaming down my face) but can we talk about haoting and how amazing he is and how in love he really is

“call out and stop him and tell him ‘don’t be scared, i’m right here.’ but i couldn’t” this line really hit me and the way his voice cracked made my heart crack

and the sister just wiping his tears and being there for him. like she knew she couldn’t really fix the problem as it’s obviously not up to her so instead she sat there and listened to him and made sure that he knew someone was on his side ugh they really are sibling goals

haoting hesitating on saying “i can say i don’t love him” because he does love him and saying he doesn’t is hard

also him breaking down at the thought of xigu giving up on them

can i just point out that song weien’s performance in this was so good and hella heartbreaking

and of course, last but not the least, xigu showing up at haoting’s house to declare that he is not giving up on them. i talked about this scene on this post and shared my kind of analysis

in conclusion: i love love love this episode with all my heart

[the-bdsm-kitten]

I lost my old accounts do to my lack of a memory so yeah but i really need the community right now. My frienda are here for me and understand what im going through although being cheated on while in a bdsm relationship and romantic is something they haven't been through. I met a guy a while back and on day one i fell in love with him he was perfect. Needy like me, loved games like me, open minded, accepted my k!nks and my coping mechanism that isnt k!nk. We were long distance and i dont do pictures or videos but i grew to trust him first he became my master because my frienda thought dating would be too fast. After a week or so he asked me to be his on my winter solstice he gave me this beautiful amulet that said for my kitten on it... i was sooo happy no one has ever put that much money or energy into me... we would call everyday and than everynight we would go to sleep on the phone. We had the same kinda messed up humor... day before yesterday... a woman who followed him followed me i didnt think anything about it because i trust him... for two days he wasnt ablw to call but he was active on instagram all night so i assumed he was hanging with his friends. I felt uneasy but i pished it out as i hate the insecurities of mine and my doubt... Well after a bunch of drama of a woman trying to break us up and him saying hell never cheat and showed me messages of his side and i knew he wouldnt... within an hour he asked me how i knew the woman eho followed me the day before. I replied with she folliwed me idk her though why...

Master: the jiggs is up.

Me: ???

Master: Shes my mistress, i thought i could have both and it not being cheating.

This is when she messaged me saying to back of and how he was hers. And how she said he voulsnt have both that he was her pet and her bf... we were dating a bit past a month now and i had placed so much trust in him... seny lewd videos and pictures at my most vulnerable... we both wanted to be eachothers first... to get married and have kids we were a perfect fit... but we werent. He said he didnt know it was cheating but he would have told me about her when they met... he said ahe meant nothing and he loves me and how he cant live without me... she spammed me with screenshots of him being so happy to be on call with her... telling her things about his body... and calling her mommy and mistress... I have no intrest in ddlg or mdlg im in the cglre community it being. sexual makes me uncomfortable (idk if you are into that so long you are consenting adults ^-^) I knew he was a switch and I was testing to see if i could be one i came to the conclusion yes but mainly sub... by this time he apperently had a mistress already... It hurt... the messages begging me not to leave... me crying typing how even if he did leave her i would never be happy again i would always be wondering whose hes with qnd texting... It hurt soo bad... I broke up with him and he tried making me feel bad about it... saying thats it? Your just gonna break up with me... i did it in the most repsectful way possible. I told him and his mistress i wish them happiness for them... i blocked her and unfollowed him and made him unfollow me on insta and blocked him on discord... than i called my friend and just cried... i felt... it was my fault... i wasnt enough for him. Its not true andd i know ill find someone who will be completely loyal to me but... Why? What was the point? There should have never been a thing called cheating... if you want a mistress talk to me... if you want me and someone else than ill break up with your or you can break up with me as i am monogamous. I trusted him... i sent him a couples braclete and a multi tool that was engraved With the nickname i called him... for his birthday. I was so excited to buy him a birthday gifts... and to spoil him as best as i could as i have no job and live off my parents as i am high risk of the virus right now. I got minecraft so we could game together... I trustedd him enough to be clingy and needy but also to let him do what he wants (Hes was my bf not my kid not gonna run his life) i trusted him with struggles i go through now and i have in the past... I trusted him so much qne he betrayed me... It hurt so bad... im alright now been 2 days but im going through a sub drop as i havent been able to do anything noy even to myself sense than... ill be okay thank you for reading my rant/vent . Please if you are a dom/sub and in a monogamous relationship...dont cheat... it hurts so much and no one should ever go through this pain... communicate or break up with them instead...

WRITTEN JAN 25th 2021

[prorevenge]

2 birds....one stone.

Alright....this is my first post on /prorevenge, hell on reddit period. This is quite a bit long...so just bare with me.

EX: ex husband EM: ex’s mother me: naturally it’s me. MM: my mother SD: step dad MS: my little sister

About 9-10 ago (I was 17, turning 18 in 2 months) I met a young man (22 years old) a former US Marine. Good looking guy, smart, and funny. We talked for awhile before we went on an actual date. The date’s were always wonderful. In May 2010, I met his 3 year old daughter on her birthday. She was wonderful. I also met EM on that day as well. Not so wonderful. A b***h to be exact. But whatever, ya know. Early in our relationship we get engaged, young & dumb me was ecstatic. I’m still in high school at the time, 11th grade to be exact. Because of medical conditions (Epilepsy) I was held back in 9th grade. I write down literally everything, because my memory is absolutely horrid. So I had to find that notebook to make sure I had details correct. Anyways......at 17, early 18 I was this skinny little thing 5’2” 120-130lbs and very much “gifted”.

We get engaged & I move out of MM & SD’s house. I move to a city about an hour away. Transfer schools to a high school that was huge. I’ve always gone to small town schools. I was terrified. Right after I turned 18, I was put on a seizure med that made me gain 80lbs in a month. I had never been this big & went into a very deep depression. For an entire year I refused to take pictures with people, didn’t dress nice (I stuck with basketball shorts/sweats & t-shirts). We get an apartment soon after I move to the city. I have a job at the local home store & he has a job at a restaurant.

7 months later we get married. People were congratulating MM on becoming a grandparent.......I have never been pregnant, that’s how big I had become. I graduate high school & start working full time. EH has started working 20+ hours overtime at just a little fast food place (which obviously should have been a red flag for me at the time....but wasn’t.) After we were married, EH had informed me that he was dishonorably discharged from the military....that he never even made it out of boot camp. Because a guy pissed him off & he hung the guy out of a barracks window by his feet but ultimately pulled him back in. So then I realize that not only is this man violent, but manipulative as well. I had already got this man’s initials tattooed on my wrist (yes, I know, stupid as hell.) EH starts showing up at home with more & more money. We furnished the apartment with a new 55” TV. New furniture. Game consoles. EM starts treating me like shit, like I had done something wrong. Accusing me of being a gold digger & taking advantage of her sweet, sweet son....then started messaging MM & posting on Facebook that I was a lesbian and cheating on EH.

EH showed up one evening after work, a little nervous. He had gotten a call to show up at a meeting with his boss the next morning. He drops me off at my job that next morning (which is right across the parking lot from his), and then goes to his meeting. A few moments later I see a cop car show up & leave a few minutes later. Who happened to be in the back? You got it, EH. I found out that not only had embezzled over $3000. I moved home with MM & SD. EM continued to harass me. While her boyfriend would be texting me & asking me to have sex with him & doing other things with him. I made sure I had screenshotted everything. I got EH phone from police & started going through it. Messages, Facebook, etc. I found out that not only had he been cheating on me with a 16 year old girl. But he had also made fake Facebook acct and had been messaging MS who was 12 at the time. Asking her for sexual favors. Then I found multiple dating apps on his phone & with HUNDREDS of messages to multiple women asking about sex & relationships & marriage with them.

At that point I was furious & extremely done. I am very family oriented & would give my life for MS. So I also screenshot that Facebook acct & all of the messages to not only MS but to the 16 year old as well. And email them to myself. I gather all of the screenshots, sort them out. Send screenshots of the messages to MM & send screenshots of EVERYTHING to EM. Screenshots of her bfs convo, 16 year olds convo, & MS’s convo. To show her, that her sweet, sweet son was not only a pedophile but a manipulative little fuck who embezzles money like stupid fuck from his job. When she showed up to meet me, her face was PRICELESS. It was a mix of disappointment & disgust. She apologized to me about everything she had said. I went about my way. She broke up with her bf & kicked him out on the streets (he was from a state very far north of where I live).

I took the screenshots of the messages to MS & the 16 year old to the police. He got in even more trouble & not only had to spend 3 months in jail for the embezzlement but had to spend 2 years in prison & have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life. He apparently had met a young girl somehow during the final days of his stay in prison, and moved in with her & her parents (she was 16 as well) when he got out. His mother & brothers had disowned him, cut contact, and he lost any custody/visitation with his daughter. I knew I still had the screenshots in my email. So I found out who the child was he was living with & figure out who her parents are & send them the screenshots. Let them know he is a sex offender & had talked with a different 16 year old & a 12 year old. They kick him out into the streets as well. Last I heard, he was couch hopping and jobless (this was as of last year).

As a result of everything, I am now in a very wonderful marriage (almost 4 years) with a man I’ve known for 13 years.

Him & EM bf both lost a lot & I feel no regret in any way, shape, or form. I done a lot to keep children safe from him. I am one of those people who feel like there’s only 1 cure for a pedo....but we will keep that violent comment out of here.

Anyways....sorry it was so long.

(source) story by (/u/truckerswife15)

[selfcarecap]

How does time really fly THAT fast when you’re having fun i can’t believe that was 7k already 😭😭😭 oh my god i LOVED IT SO MUCH

And then they started teasing Tom about how he could never control his constant horniness whenever he was around you, and it only fuelled his need to prove them oh so wrong.

"Tom wouldn't last a day," Tuwaine said. "Not when Y/N lives with us."

I love the idea of that so much omg 😭😭 like having a tom/having a bf that is so obsessed with you? Yes please. (Btw i’m copying these scenes from your fic from screenshots i took of the fic while reading, not from the actual fic so if there’s something that you didn’t write then it’s just my phone being dumb shssh)

"I'm really regretting choosing the room next to yours."

💀😭pls sahjsjs

"The nut staying in the shells,"

SHSJSHSHJS not the shells😭

"No birthday sex for me then?"

No because I would be genuinely sad😭 obviously birthday sex is never promised or like obligatory in a rs and that’s fine but knowing that it’s DEF not happening is heartbreaking 😔😔 shsjsjsjsj

Tom's smile got slapped off his face as his eyes widened, horror and realisation quickly dawning on his features before he dropped his head, pinching the bridge of his nose with a sharp curse,

At least he realises he’s fucked up agakaj

It wasn't to change your appearance in any sort of way. Tom even sat you down to talk, just to make sure you weren't doing it for the wrong reasons, that you were doing it because you wanted to, not because you were pressured to. And most importantly, that you were doing this for yourself, not to impress anyone else, including him.

As it should be!🥰 I love that you included that!! And love tom for making sure too🥺🥺🥺 literally cried at that sksjsj

"Obviously," you laughed. "I mean, you have been thinking with the wrong head lately."

Shsjsjjsnahsh😭😭

"I mean my dad's a comedian."

"Well, even more debatable."

Tom gaped at you. "Harsh."

Tom, that’s not harsh it’s the truth💀💀

It's definitely going to be a white Christmas once he explodes.

Hell, white Christmas might even come early if Tom did so, too.

AHDHSYSSJJSJSJSHS I mean I do love snow

no but like that’s actually so hot just imagining that your bf has so much pent up.. energy and um other things shdjdjk and then just cums so much when you finally have sex again okay okay okay sorry

Better yet, that the sight of you in his hoodie was already giving him a semi.

"God-fucking-dammit," Tom grumbled, rubbing his face with his palm frustratedly as he tore his gaze away from you, shifting in his seat as he placed a pillow on his lap.

All three lads looked at him, comedically in sync as they looked at you in the kitchen, and then back at Tom.

"Fucking hell, she's just cooking!" Harry laughed.

"Yeah, in my clothes," Tom reasoned.

I love this dhdksjskshsh feels like I’m watching a comedy show why are you so funny tiff 😭😭

"Domesticity is sexy, fuck you." Tom flipped the boys off as he got up from the couch and made his way over to you in the kitchen.

Exactly!! Shshs

"Well, quiet for you lot downstairs," Harrison complained. "I hear Tom cry every night because his dick is too hard and he can't do anything about it"

"Stop fucking lying, Harrison!"

"Is he though?" you asked, nose scrunching.

Tom rolled his eyes as he grumbled,

Ahdgxhx that is also very hot i mean funny!! Very funny :) and sad aw poor tom :( not hot at all :( …

"Because I'm really, really horny," you admitted unashamedly. "But I guess I'II have to take care of that myself, alone, in the shower."

Tom let out a harsh breath through his nose as he screwed his eyes shut. "You're having your fun with this, too, huh?"

Yes tom DUH

"Oh hello, haven't seen him in a while,"

Shsjsjsjjs (also 💔💔 tom’s keeping her away from her real bf so long😭😭) (long.. a ha ha.. sorry🙁)

"You're fucking me with your eyes," Tom stated, yet by no means did anything to cover up. It's not like you haven't seen it countless times before. Besides, he loved the attention, he always did when it came to you. Whether he'd admit that now, though, was the question.

"Oh you bet I am. I mean, can you blame me?"

Exactlyyy

Yet what made your eyes flutter open was the feeling of that familiar mess of curls tickling the flesh on your inner thighs, followed by those warm lips you adore brushing against your skin, leaving soft yet praising kisses on its wake.

"Then I'll easily take you there on my own, sweetheart, he cockily said, sitting back on his knees. "Part two of your gift. But for now..." he trailed off, smirking, hands finding their way under your shirt, fingers hooking on your underwear.

No seriously he’s so dumb why is he depriving himself so long when he’s literally rich like 🙄🙄 just go to Mykonos anyway you have enough money to pay for everyone sgsjjsjsjsjs

"My girl deserves to get dicked down on her birthday."

Shsksjsj she doeeeees!! Also not the others listening zhsjjsjshsg

AAHHHH i’m so sad it’s over already but i love it SO MUCH first tom fic i’ve read in a whileeeee and it did not disappoint 😌😌

It’s (a) November Baby! | Tom Holland

》 PAIRING: tom holland x female!reader

》 TROPE/GENRE: established relationship; fluff; crack-ish

》 SUMMARY: Tom partakes in a bet with the boys in No Nut November. But what happens if you’re a November baby?

》 WARNINGS: whoriness/horniness, language, suggestive themes (mentions of sex, make out sesh, teasing, peeks at lingerie), pet names (love, baby, my love, darling, sweetheart, pretty boy, and uhm, sir), betting/wager, british banter? (lads being lads innit LMAO), innuendoes galore, bad jokes, dad jokes, dirty jokes, jesus jokes?? (…yep you read that right. it’s more religious/catholic jokes but nothing too bad i promise 😭), reader goes to the gym with tom (like one scene), nakedness (non-sexual…kinda? it’s super quick lol), implied smut at the end (nothing detailed, honestly this is pretty tame)

》 WORD COUNT: 7.1k+

A/N: there’s this thing called No Nut November & it always made me wonder what do ppl born this month do on their birthdays like, do u not get to treat yourself? LMAO so this is for my fellow november babies out there <3 well…..we are a week into december but that’s beside the point LMAO. i’m so consistent at being late with these things honestly. i mean, this was meant for last year and finally just finished it lol. but hey, it got finished <3 ksksks hope you guys enjoy! (just realised how suggestive that gif actually is lol if u know u know)

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Tom was competitive.

If there was a word best to describe him, that surely would be one of them.

It wasn’t necessarily a bad thing per se, it was just that sometimes, he wouldn’t think things through before agreeing to a challenge.

So when the boys raised the idea of participating in No Nut November, there was no doubt that the eldest Holland would take it on headstrong without initially considering what else was in store for the month.

And then they started teasing Tom about how he could never control his constant horniness whenever he was around you, and it only fuelled his need to prove them oh so wrong.

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I watched the season 4 finale of The Affair the other week and it was really awesome! I adore this show so much!

I even made those gifs!!! <3 I haven’t made any in ages but now found you can make them quick in The KM Player itself so had to try it, instead of screencapping with and using PhotoShop to make them like I used to but I stopped as every time I tried to take continuous screenshots after a few years it just always crashed so I gave up but now that works again too. 

But I wish they hadn’t killed off Alison off though! I really liked her but she wanted to leave the show. But I knew she hadn’t killed herself and I was right, I really can’t believe that it turned out to be Ben though! D:

He threw her and she hit her head and died and he just dumped her body in the ocean! That’s cold! He clearly never loved her if he could just do that to her. That’s like the worst thing you could ever do and the worst way to treat someone and I don’t see how the two viewpoints could be so different! Maybe his version to forget it? 

That’s just terrible though! Although I didn’t think she would of killed herself and I honestly couldn’t believe that either Cole who still loved her and wanted her back or Noah who may have also still loved her would have done it. So, logically I suppose I should’ve seen it coming that it was him and he was always a little shifty but I didn’t think he’d go so far to just act like nothing happened and be like, oh well, time to dump her in the ocean and pretend she commited suicide. I hope someone finds out.

But that wasn’t even in the finale, that was the previous one although I feel it would have been a good ending point for the season tbh.

The last episode was good too though. I liked the Noah and Anton road trip, and he bumped into someone he knew which I didn’t expect. 

Then Noah went to Alison’s funeral whilst Anton stayed behind because Anton said to go and he would’ve seriously regretted it tbh with how much he loved her in the past. 

It was a bit of a hippy funeral on the beach thanks to her mother Athena, not that it is that surprising with her. Although, a bit disrespectful to cremate her instead of burying her her and Cole’s son Gabriel. 

I’m not surprised Cole was annoyed Ben was there when he knew he was married, but it’d be worse if he knew he killed him. He would definitely kill Ben if he found out, I have absolutely no doubt about that.

I kinda liked that when they passed around the ashes to say something about her that Cole ran off with her and then went to Gabriel’s grave with it and stayed overnight in the cold and sad. It was really sad but quite beautiful he did that and he did reunite them again, if only briefly. It was a sweet and heartfelt gesture, he’s always so sweet! It’s so cute <3

Then he and Luisa mutually decided to end their relationship, because she knew she’d never live up to Alison which in Cole’s eyes she won’t. He obviously thought Alison was the embodiment of perfection and his soul mate which again is sweet. I personally don’t think he’ll ever love anyone as much as he loved her. It’s kind of crushing to think that. He met his soul mate and then lost her and now she’s gone forever. It’s so sad.

But Cole did agree to stay married to Luisa just so she could remain a US citizen and Joanie’s guardian which is also quite sweet and nice. 

Then Cole took Joanie on a road trip to mourn Alison. Awww bless.

We fast forward two weeks and Vik is in hospital with an infection which isn’t good for him in his condition. Whitney is back with her bf at home and not realising what has gone on and kinda made some inappropriate comments. So Helen told her about Vik, who then falls into septic shock! D: Oh no! 

She sees Noah outside and he is kind enough to comfort her which was a really nice scene. Helen starts to wonder if she ever loved Vik and that is a good question. Or was it they just both wanted a relationship or something?

Vik recovers and Helen comforts him and he now admits that he wishes he got treatment because he’s scared to die. I’m not too surprised and he really should have gotten it before but I don’t think he really thought it through enough when he should have. He should have wanted to live before. 

Helen told Sierra to tell him she was pregnant so he would know he had a kid before he died like he wanted which was also sweet because that’s all he really wanted.

Then Helen wandered to the roof to contemplate life and all that it and the future held or so I like to think anyway.

I can’t wait to see next season which is also the last ever season! But this is my favourite show! I just love it so much <3

I wonder how it will end! D:

Dominic West <3

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Life is Strange : Before the Storm Episode 1 : Awake

Repost from previous blog. Warning, Life is Strange and Life is Strange Before the Storm spoilers (not huuuuge spoilers but still, so you do you.)

Last night I was fixating on my ps4, watching the countdown, waiting for midnight croissant-time (Paris GMT) to be able to play Life is Strange : Before the Storm that I pre-ordered (Deluxe version that allows you to have bonus outfits, mixtape mode and a bonus episode at the end with Max). So the clock stroke midnight and I played until 3.30am.

You have to know that when I play, I go everywhere, I talk to everybody, so if you don’t, I guess you can finish it in 2h30.

I was really nervous as I hit « New Game » as I was really expecting it, to learn more about Chloe and Rachel, but knowing it was from a totally different studio and that the Chloe I fell in love with in Life is Strange wouldn’t be the same as her voice actress, Ashly Burch (a.k.a the best voice actress ever, sorry not sorry but a 71hrs platinum of Horizon Zero Dawn and a platinum in the first Life is Strange will do that to you. And Borderlands. And I mean I saved her grandpa and fought Baba Yaga for her in Rise of the Tomb Raider so…) wasn’t able to come back as Chloe. I didn't know that when I pre-ordered it, and knowing the reasons why I kind of regretted giving them money. Link if you want to know more.

So in a mix of fear and excitement I started to play and didn’t stop for almost 4hrs (except for some screenshots and pitiful tweets)

Story

No mosh pit for you shaka brah.

The story begins with Chloe wanting to go to a concert, kind of a playground intro as it shows you the ropes. You make your first graffiti (Chloe’s version of Max’s pictures), you talk to some people, you ponder in front of the fire to think about your shitty teenager life and when you try to enter, you have your first « Backtalk Challenge » which is a list of insults/arguments to help you talk your way into what you want.

So you enter the concert and then you meet your angel, Rachel Amber. And it goes really fast from there.

Basically it’s love at first sight for Chloe, and the next day you ditch school to spend it with Rachel, flirting with her like crazy (if that’s your choice -even if I feel that no matter your choice you end up making a fool of yourself) and that’s basically it. The core of the episode -minus some weird dreams about your dead father and some family drama- was Chloe trying to please Rachel Amber and Chloe falling in love with her and Rachel kind of returning those feelings but when you’re 16, nothing is simple.

Although I liked it, it felt really fast for me. I do believe in love at first sight but this story happening 3 years before the OG Life is Strange, I’m wondering how long the girls are going to spend together before Rachel goes missing. The short life expectancy of the game, being a 3 episodes game, is probably the reason why it’s all happening so fast. I’m kind of wondering if it’s not just a « let’s give the gays what they want right away » as we already know Chloe had a special bond with Rachel. Maybe I would have preferred a slower burn. Even William is on it.

The ending of this episode was kind of predictable, with a question that I read a few times « Did Rachel have powers? »

I stayed away as much as possible from trailers, theories and all but I think it was a legit question to have about DeckNine implementing a supernatural element into Before the Storm or not.

Dialogs

Ugh. Okay.

First of all, the writing.

I know we are playing a 16yo who lost her dad, but some of Chloe’s lines were so cringy it made my heart ache. In the first Life is Strange Max had some « loser-Max » lines that I thought were really funny but in Before the Storm, it looks like they are trying too hard for her to be emo. We know, Chloe is a rebel. But shit.

And in another hand, some lines made me burst into laughter. The scene with Rachel where they invent people’s life was really funny, Chloe’s « flirting » skills felt real and spoke to the 16yo me, and that tabletop game session was one of the best thing I’ve seen in a while (I suspect someone with A.B initials helped write that but I obviously don’t have any proof of that.) written by Christopher Means.

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Some prime Chloe Price as « People can eat a dick », her love of booty and of course her first mention of « hella » were mandatory but the delivery of those lines. Man.

I’m not going to compare the actors with the previous ones (not only Chloe’s voice actor changed but basically all of them -although I have doubts about Chloe’s mom but she doesn’t have the same Southern accent so…) because it wouldn’t be fair. But in my opinion Chloe’s voice actress, even though I’m sure she did the best she could, was flat. Her delivery was pretty monotone and even if sometimes I was hearing the old Chloe in the musicality of her voice, it wasn’t it a lot of the time. Rachel’s voice was a lot better than I expected for the few images I saw before, but in the end it was really a shame that seeing the characters you once knew and loved/hated meant you wouldn’t be able to hear the characters you once knew and loved/hated.

There was also another problem in the rhythm of the dialogs that were in « cutscenes » (meaning you don’t have a say in them) as there was some latence at some points, like a silence before the second part of a sentence or when someone answers to someone else. I guess it could be fixed to make it a bit snappier and more real.

Characters

Chloe Price

As I said before we meet a younger natural haired colored Chloe, and the roles are kind of reversed with the OG Lis. In Before the Storm, Chloe is the one trying to follow Rachel’s idea, trying to please Rachel, to be cool with the most popular girl in Blackwell. She’s not the alpha to Max’s beta anymore. She lacks confidence, she doesn’t have friends and it pains her.

Rachel Amber

Aaaah Rachel. Rachel Rachel Rachel. We heard so much about you. Blackwell’s most popular girl. You didn’t disappoint. Witty and sassy and sexy. Just like Chloe. It’s kind of difficult to trust her, knowing what we know from the OG Life is Strange, so I’m not giving her my heart just yet (you know, the pics in Frank’s trailer and stuff). Even though the choices were pretty easy to do as we know Chloe loves her (asshole).

Old Faces

Funny to see Nathan being bullied, Victoria being Rachel’s kiss ass, the science teacher and the skater we knew Chloe was familiar with in Lis. And Frank I hope you’ll have some beans.

New Faces

I decided that Eliot is the new Warren. Except he may be Chloe’s bf ? Ex-bf ? He left a note about a two month anniversary and Chloe said her v-card had been punched (that was hilarious btw).

I really liked Stephanie, she was really something. Can I please date her instead? Even if she crushes on Rachel.

We got a new bully, a guy named Drew who bullied Nathan (whom we learned bought his way into the team) and we have a new security guy who makes really good music.

Choices

Before the Storm works on the same mechanics as Life is Strange, meaning you have choices to make. The ones you faced in episode one seemed pretty inconsequential, but I guess the game being a prequel doesn’t give you much options to change the story. Unlike Max, it’s really nice that they don’t torture us after every choice, knowing you can’t undo them. (I’m thinking about the paint on Victoria’s face, whether you chose to take a pic or be nice to her, once you did what you did Max automatically say she should have chosen the other option.) Although you have a very easy way to go back with the « Load last save » option which is an easy way to explore other dialog options or other choices.

But it’s kind of hard when you know what you know. I chose to help Nathan, but it won’t change what will happen in Life is Strange. And I was kind of nice to David even though you can’t betray LiS Chloe as it wouldn’t make sense to have her being super nice to him and then angry in the sequel.

But honestly, the best option of the game was probably being able to pet the dog.

Life is Strange legacy

There were a lots of elements reminding me of Life is Strange (as it should) with a lot of mentions of Max that freaking broke my heart. You are able to see Chloe’s texts and Max not answering (freaking bitch) and you had some nods to the LiS plot as Rachel saying she could just leave at any given moment without telling anybody.

The soundtrack is in the line of the first one but a little bit more rock to fit Chloe’s taste, and the bonus outfit with the design we knew as Max’s was a sweet idea. Some line as a guy wanting Rachel to pose for his portfolio. (I’m obviously not going to list everything)

Chloe is also keeping a journal that she dedicated to Max because she doesn’t want to risk her not answering and damn, my heaaaart. There are a lot of little things screaming « Chloe is gaaaaay » and I honestly wish it was a little more subtle (but nice Blade Runner dream Chloe.)

It’s also difficult as a Pricefield shipper to be totally into it, because in my heart Chloe belongs with Max, someone that truly appreciates her, never used her and because we were Max. So we wanted her to be happy. Even if we knew Chloe loved Rachel. But without Rachel there wouldn’t be a blue haired Chloe Price so I have to put her needs and her young love before my own agenda.

Next episodes From the pictures presenting the two next chapter, we can assume that the girls will go on a roadtrip, probably to try to leave Arcadia Bay. And in the last pic, Chloe is wearing a flannel we all know as the “ready for the mosh pit shaka-brah” shirt and her legendary tri-bullet necklace.

So yeah, it’s a prequel to Life is Strange, from another studio, with new actors, but overall it was pretty decent and I’m looking forward to the next chapter (even though they lose points for using Comic Sans a few times.) I really got the feels at some point, I laughed, I got really emotional during the junkyard scene with the car, and even though it wasn’t perfect, I still want to protect Chloe Price at all costs. So that’s a win. Not a huge win. But it’s one. Quack - Monotony of Chloe’s voice Lots of loading points Things moving too fast between Rachel and Chloe Dialogs lacking rhythm Lines that make you want to stab yourself The graffiti are really easy to find You can’t skip forward in collector mode Too much gay (not subtle enough) Most of the small choices you make just change one line of the other choice Use of Comic Sans The time I had to pause the game because my cat was playing with the biggest spider I’ve ever seen.

Quack + Legacy of the first LiS respected (ost, graphics, nods in the storyline) Better graphics than first game but still in that same line Some hilarious lines The tabletop game You can pet the dog All the gay

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(pt. 2 of my clownery)

so i confronted him then and there and casually asked him about who she was knowing damn well that he was gonna pull some “i don’t know” or “she’s just a friend” type shit. he grabs his phone to ‘prove his point’ that he’s not talking to no females and shows me his insta message inbox and HER CONVO IS GONE just like i knew he was gonna do. so i pull out my phone real quick and sow him the screenshots i took AND HE’S SHOOK and i could read it all over his face that he was not expecting that. so as im waiting for his answer i feel like murdering him on the spot because after all the shit that i put up with before and the shit that i was putting up with then i was not about to just let it go. so he explains away why he was talking to her like that as him being “overly friendly”. the next morning im talking to this girl and ask her what the deal was between him and her and if she knew that i was his live-in gf/cleaning lady and she said that she knew and that she fell for him anyway and she felt stupid for it. so we keep talking and she tells me that they’ve been exchanging pictures the whole time too so i ask her if they were nudes and she’s says that he would send her pics in his boxers I WAS FUMING because he told me they never did that. so i confront him about that too and he says it was never like that and blah blah blah AND I DROPPED IT 🤡🤡 (btw he would comment on her pics too). so i stay living with him and his fam for the next year or so cleaning up after all of them and never getting to have alone time with my bf. even on our one year anniversary his mom and step dad tagged along like it was a family vacay and even got mad at us for wanting our own table. but anyway, a few days after i caught him talking to his ex that he supposedly said he had no communication with but LEMME TELL YOU he was faaaaaar from having no communication with her. he was telling her plenty of explicit things WHILE WE WERE TOGETHER and thank god she didn’t reciprocate. but funny thing is I NEVER COMFRONTED HIM ANOUT THAT AND KEPT ON TRUCKIN 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 so then a few days after that I asked him if i could use his phone to listen to music knowing full well i was gonna snoop they his shit and see who else he was talking to, but he made it so obvious that he was deleting shit because he had the phone in his hands for like ten minutes going thru stuff so i never knew what he deleted. but he handed me his phone and while im in the shower i hear his snapchat go off and i check it once im out and see it’s a half-naked full grown WOMAN sending him pics. so i go out and give him his phone back and he obviously knows somethings up because i walk out of his moms bathroom and straight to his room without even looking at him. his excuse for that one was “she sends those to everyone on her friends list like streaks” and me being a lovestruck dumbass just let it go. for the remainder of the relationship we were good even tho i knew i was being oblivious to the notion that he was probably talking to other females still. but on Christmas night he proposed to me in front of his family! so i thought he had changed and maybe i didn’t need to be so paranoid, but there was always a nagging feeling in the back of my mind. fast forward to a few months ahead and i get news that my sister is pregnant and wants me and my mom out to Minnesota where she lives with her bf so we could be there for when the baby arrives. while im there i get news that my man got a job and moved out with his coworker cousin! i was so proud of him and how he was finally stepping up and becoming the man i knew he was. so being a generous guy he would buy me things here and there and im still grateful for all of it. fast forward again to a few more weeks after the baby is born and my mom gives me the choice to either stay with my sis and help her with the baby or go back to my man and his family even tho he had moved out with his other cousins because one of them worked at the same warehouse he had been hired on to. so i would basically be by myself (to be continued...)