#i respect the hustle!!!

[ratshells]

vere is funny as hell bc if a guy I hated with a passion came to me asking for a portrait of himself for his birthday, I would charge him a crazy ass amount of money for no reason too.

I also wanted to note that like,,, idk i feel like he also just didn’t spend as much time on it bc it’s more… simplistic compared to the other portraits he’s done? (If this makes sense) like the posing is more basic so I’m just going to assume that he breezed through this portrait to get him out as soon as possible

[lucabyte]

some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

+ bonus

[xnewtiebooty]

Newt is openly SO thirsty in this deleted scene jfc

He wants to climb him like a tree 💀

Also I cackled at him walking away with Thomas like "This is mine now 😊"

[ldragoat]

ANIMATIC

who broke it - mfb edition (ft. the dark nebula gang)

audio from parks and recreation

[prince--esque]

I am not immune to the eel

[thearchercore]

filmupdates working on the lestappen movie star au overtime

[hunybody]

celebrities that spin out over anonymous hate not even like death threats or something just twitter accounts are so embarrassing to me. just don't look king some of us are tumblr users getting paid dozens of dollars an hour and we cope just fine. make a bed from your thousands or perhaps millions of dollars and lay down to deep breathe i'm sure it will all be okay <3

[natjennie]

what's weird about the fantasy high drama is that like. it seems to me like people forget d&d is primarily a) a game you play with your friends and also b) luck based.

I mean it's fine to say that "nothing felt like a challenge" and "they just dominated everything and there weren't any stakes" but like. it's not as if they weren't up against huge threats. they lost the mall fight. the last stand was an onslaught of enemies. they fought a dozen dragons from an airship. the fights were hard. they're just really good. they've had very good dice luck in general this season and are all very high level and highly specialized. fig is gonna beat deception and performance checks. adaine's gonna figure out the arcana. riz is gonna succeed investigations. like. for some reason their strategical competence and wisely picked abilities are. a downside? a disappointment?

the thing about d&d that you need to remember is it's first and foremost a game. it's mostly random and it takes you down weird paths and you're playing to have fun with your friends. the dice are literally telling the story that it's their time, it's their year. they've struggled enough. they've trained enough. they're good at what they do. and in my post about the academic/domestic/personal stressors being the focus, d&d doesn't have any other system to work them out than rolling different skills. that's what d&d is. brennan set specific challenge levels for different tasks and the players strategized to prioritize which abilities they were strongest in. the challenges were there. and the players rose to them. they were both smart in their delegation of responsibilities and lucky with their dice rolls. of which, both are foundations of d&d.

don't mistake them being good players and getting lucky with there being no hardship. just because they smashed through the wall, that doesn't mean the wall wasn't strong. they were just stronger.

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Murdering the parents and then adopting the orphans and training them to be your personal hitmen while also killing anyone who gets close to them to keep them isolated from other people and therefore easier to control is really a particular brand of diabolical

[zombie-bait]

This is exactly the man I picture when I think of the phrase "old man yaoi"

[andrewlloydwebber]

whoever is doing graphic design for these two cameron mackintosh musicals... i know your dirty little secret. you were a tumblr graphic maker!!!! the style is so distinctive

[reedyleek]

Ma'am I just want to battle

Girl CALM DOWN

[dracenavibes]

A collection of my gendebent Ciel going for a ride out. My mare was so not happy about standing around when she could have been home eating lmao

Luckily there was no Sebastian spooking her for “training reasons”

[mitchmrner]

anthony stolarz took this personally like he said i am NOT losing in my home. no matter what.

[anachilles]

drew starkey as eugene allerton in his siren temptress avoidant attachment twink menace era.

[nona-gesimus]

milchick just be lying about anything “this is the tallest waterfall in the world” “it’s been 5 months since you were last here” sure man