#i refuse to watch it

[justtkatt]

whenever i do a rewatch of RvB i always skip s16. It”s my least favorite season and because i know what happens I just jump to season 17

[ariseastrae]

[lovotomii]

90% of the posts on here for The Italian Job are to do with the 2003 remake, which isn't surprising at all, but is also disappointing to see

[taylorshope]

Blocking the Tom Holland tag just so I can look at Uncharted stuff without having to see shit about the stupid movie

[idkwhatimdoing1981]

Disappointed but not surprised that Eduardo Franco is not in the stranger things season 5 cast picture. I had a feeling that they would write him out of the show but maybe he just had another engagement and couldn't make it to the photoshoot (I'm being delusional I know the truth).

[because-she-goes]

no bc IM crying real tears over this… the old font coming back ruined me

[blushlyn]

my favorite little fact is that many body horror enthusiasts hate the human centipede franchise bc it’s “too far and just grotesque” (paraphrased)

[skeleton-squid-b0y]

you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.

[darlingofdots]

it really is all of us or bust btw. we cannot accept conditional acceptance of queer people, we cannot accept the exclusion of some in exchange for inclusion of others, it's all of us or nothing and we have to be so fucking clear about that. don't let conservatives or terfs or twitter discourse convince you that there's any other option. don't let them get away with it. we're all going to fucking make it and we're not leaving anybody behind

[chloesimaginationthings]

Elizabeth Afton bets on losing dogs in FNAF..

[allofuswantgwinam]

if this thing about Johnny really saying that is real pls keep it away from me i can’t handle it

[notfeelingthyaster]

every season of house is the same. it starts fine, and then mid-season house has a drug related problem, and he gets mean, and say awful things, and then maybe he tries to get better. he inevitably fails. he has some closeted gay second plot where all his/wilson's romantic relationships are actually a parallel to their relationship with each other. all his ducklings are imploding. there's someone dying somewhere, but that's not actually important.

and i eat it up every time.

[ktonyard]

Five didn’t need a love story because he already had one.

The entire series is a one big love story. Love isn’t just attraction or romantic. The Umbrella Academy is about Five doing everything he can to save and protect his siblings. If that isn’t love then I can not tell you what is.

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[megamindsupremacy]

So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.

I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.

Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.

His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight

[thisisahyperfixationnow]

Welcome back SmallEtho you have been missed