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pr0cyon-lotor · 26 days ago

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Nap so bad I feel nauseous

#I'm not even sick 😭#i literally woke up with so much nausea and ran to the bathroom #i puked and then its all good #i still feel like shit #but like after a bad nap kinda bad

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3416 · 1 year ago

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1634 + shared dreams

#toronto maple leafs #mitch marner #auston matthews #web weaving #hockeyedit #kinda but i edited some pics so fkldjsf #long post #1634 #eedits #listen.........#they make me so emotional. this is a lil all over the place but thinkin of them as kids with the same dream. a miracle they even made it #to now theyve made it their BUSINESS to create the same dream. like to share that with someone is such a special.......#there are so many places u could go wiht this in terms of their temperaments and their specific wants but really #they want to build a winning team together and be able to pass the cup to each other.#theyve made each others careers historic already like. its so intertwined . everything is so shared.#down to their movements and routines...#manifesting them good nights tonight they deserve it #NOT COHESIVE BUT TAKE IT BEFORE I PUKE. OK bye

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cleromancy · 1 year ago

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"tim needs to get a new mantle he didnt steal from his siblings" wrong. Say hello to the new huntress

#🙅nuclear family 'wayne' posters dni🙅#but honestly. why do you even want him to make his own identity #because itd be 'establishing his individuality'? because itd be 'healthier'? what are you a cop #honestly like its so boringgggg give me tim who crawled into dicks old uniform and stayed there until he got kicked out and then dragged+#Jason's out of the literal garbage or I don't want any #genuinely its really difficult for me to wrap my head around the idea of using TIM of all people in an arc about like. what.#establishing yourself as an independent new thing in an actually interesting arc that rings true for him bc.#hes always been pretty independent for all that he was the Team-Up Robin like #if he didmt have that connection in the form of taking on someone elses discarded mantle hed just up and float away man 🤷#dc #like he doesn't need to have... like nightwing but for tim drake #hes not dick lol.#however i do not want him to just be robin any mote #more*. Thats no good #in fact its horrible and im puking blood all over everyone involved #in making that decision #blergheejfggegh oh im puking blood on yuo <- pov you put tim drake #back in the robin suit

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bloodtwin · 7 days ago

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𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐠 。。。

latest grave robbed: unprompted interactions 。

Anonymous ⸻ ❝ It's "Puck" pronounced like "duke" or like "fuck"? ❞

HE LOOKS HORRIFIED by the question. Puck pronounced like duke ？Like PUKE ？！Puck pronounced like puke ？！！

Nooooo, no, no, no, no 。。。

Ohhhhh, no, no, no 。。。

Very quickly, he blurts, ❝ LIKE FUCK ！ IT'SLIKEFUCK ！！❞

#anonymous #sorry if this was a serious question i was just so. Ahem. Gagged by the idea #that his name would be pronounced like puke #but no yeah its pronounced like fuck :) or like duck. buck. suck etc etc #cw emeto mention #cw emetophobia #cw flashing gif #&&. RABID DIRTY DOG！☠ 𝐈𝐂。#&&. ALL GOOD CITIZENS OF WYRMLANDS！HARKEN UNTO THESE WORDS！☠ 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗。

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alexjcrowley · 22 days ago

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Guys do not fucking lie to me is Agatha All Along a good show or does it only have lesbians

#I gave up on mcu ages ago #I refused to sit through s2 pf Loki after realising the first 3 episodes were utter shit #'it has a great finale-' I don't give a shit I refuse to watch a bad show because the last episode may be worth it #I haven't watched a marvel product in so long #I am happy without them. I am living a good life without them.#should I trust marvel one more time?#Because I swear to God if the show sucks ass and its only redeeming quality are lesbians I am goinb to have a mental breakdown #and cry #so be honest with me. I beg of you.#do not look into your heart- use your brain #is it a show that's actually enjoyable to watch and won't make me burst capillaries because of plot holes #inconsistency no real motivation behind the characters' actions bad writing bad dialogues or a deus ex machina #that randomly saves the day at the end of it all #I am begging you to tell me the truth #think it like that: I'm like someone who hasn't smoked weed in years #out of their own volition and they're fine they're good #but then they arr at a party and everybody's smoking this stuff and they say it's the shit. It's the real shit.#so then you go you break your vow to yourself and you decide to try it. And it fucking sucks. Worst joint ever. Makes me wanna puke and cry.#do not let me smoke the worst joint ever. tell me the truth. please.#agatha all along #agatha harkness

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wraithsoutlaws · 3 months ago

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cat knocked off case of cherry dr pepper and a can inside the box exploded and seeped into the carpet all night leaving a huge, sprawling red stain

#and i stepped in a pile of cat puke bare foot #off to a good start on this saturday lads #this is even funnier when u understand my cherry dr peppy plight because they don't sell it here anymore #its my favorite drink in the whole world and you can't find it here anymore :)#my mom found a couple cases in a town 2 hours away and being the mvp she bought them for me #and now. the cherry dr peppy. betrays me.#but im more upset that it wasted a can of this precious nectar #all that could have been in my tummy instead of staining my floor #ratscream ratscream ratscream ratscream

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kn11ves · 5 months ago

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my comic is live right now!

kyle and rex is an absurdist drama set in a stagnant afterlife where everyone lies, cheats, manipulates, and hurts each other in order to gain political power and admiration from the public.

with characters constantly haunted by ghosts of the past, trying to stay on top of the food chain despite constant betrayals and having their secrets held up above their heads, comes back kyle, from his long stay back as a guiding spirit on earth, to take back reigns of the throne in the inbetween. though much like everyone else, hes got a long list of dirty laundry that many are aching to reveal. there are no real friends here.

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updates every 2 weeks, at 6:30 pm central US time! (SP & ENG)

WEBTOON: english link + spanish link

TAPAS: english link + spanish link

FANEO: spanish link

#HI. GUYS. PUKES EVERYWHERE #im SO FUCKING NERVOUS #oh but first of all the link on top is a link to the promotional animation that goes along with the airing of my comic :) so if you want to #watch that you can. smile #anyways im just. really beyond excited and also terrified to start. cus you know #once i upload this theres no going back and im going to be constantly then publishing project after project thereafter and thats pretty muc #what ive been wanting to do all my life #so im just like this is the start of it this is going to set everything into motion!!!#im not expecting to get a ton of followers or readers or anyhting this soon specially since i think it starts to get GOOOOOD #after you learn some context but this is my first first original launch and im really excited!!!!!#i usually dont do this because i dont find it very important to me not as much as telling a really good story at least but obviously i have #tons of trans and lgbt just entire rainbow up in there and the majority of the characters #are not white they are from different cultures AND times #so if youre looking to read brown and queer stories by authors of the same there is that #anyone is fully welcomed to send any asks with questions or anything whatsoever!!!#i know its sort of a long post but as a notice i will be reblogging this every time i finish an entire new chapter #to keep people aware!!! c: i know it may be a bit annoying but i just want to get the word out !!#if youre bilingual i think it would be fun to see the differences between the translations i put i translated it myself since spanish is my #first language and well i think is funney :3 #smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#kyle and rex #my comic #webtoon #tapas #faneo #what do people tag these things wif.....#my art #technically!#i supourse ill have to rb it to my art blogs too yipee!!!

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yuridovewing · 7 months ago

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sigh…. might make isat warrior designs

#(played isat on main and i’ve already seen ppl ponify them so now i wanna give em cat designs #names will be hard to figure out tho. bc star- feels like a really really good prefix for siffrin but…. well i cannot do that here obviously #do wanna give them the -dust suffix tho #plumheart for mirabelle perhaps…. fishkit for bonnie feels cute #maybeeeee loop uses the star suffix bc it’s blasphemous or something fnfjjfjf like its self assigned and they dont have nine lives #euphrasie isssss. wishstar maybe…#pretty lost for isabeau and odile tho. nothing quite comes to mind for them #also i am not thinking about story at all here LMAO. i feel like they’re incompatible #the clans would puke at the change god religion #and also the respectful discussions of other fantasy cultures and religions in the game #but idk let me do suspension of disbelief so i can do kitty designs. changeclan.#oh the king definitely uses the -star suffix babyyyy. maybe frozenstar or icestar

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hauntingblue · 8 months ago

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LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭#MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too???#NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!!#yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything...#i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE????#is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!!#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1070 #i am smiling so hard rn. contagious #also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success....#THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying #you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it #hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy #THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!#the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE #this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!!#they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????!#episode 1071 #momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!!#the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this...#we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members #law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses..#nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!!#wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk #THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING #FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!!#NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!!#episode 1072

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riaki · 7 months ago

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WHY DONT U LIKE HIMENO X AKI?? i thot theyre kinda cute 😭 better than aki x makima...

i just. i have a deep hatred for her... she literally tried to gr00m denji and she just annoys me. also bc i love aki he's too good for everyone no one deserves him especially not h*meno ik she smells. AND SHE SAID SHE ONLY LIKES HIM FOR HIS FACE EUGH there aint no way she went to heaven like aki said she did

#the only ship w him i can tolerate is akiangel... if i try hard enough... obv riaki is the best 😓😢#do not even get me STARTED on aki and makima EWWWW we all puked #i hate h*meno sorry if its like incredibly petty idc #yes shes hot but shes also trash and just a terrible person overall #the only good thing about her is her developing akis character #and using the ghost devil to hold him back in that one scene UGHHH #ig she gets brownie points cus shes the one who made him get piercings and smoke which is kinda hot. but lung cancer isnt hot so nvm #thats it.#honestly r there any cute couples in csm #reze and denji on top though!!#whos excited for the csm movie #MEEEE #give me more aki content idc if its akiangel ill take any crumbs i can get #nonnie!#inbox 💌#all jokes aside ship who u want idrc its none of my business as long as its not like. weird or gross or just stupid #me x aki 4ever #when im (himeno) in a terrible person competition and my oponent is makimeat

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graveyardmouth · 5 months ago

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i always forget how emetophobic i am until im in the thick of it

#eroticizing it is all well and good until you wake up at three am puking your guts out for hours until its just more and more bile #its fine when its anyone else but i was for real in the trenches man i was rediscovering religion #delete later

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sk3l3t0n444 · 6 months ago

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ok yep im very aroace what the fuck

#my identity is so confusing but yeah aroace fits me well #what the fuck is up with allos???#like apparently allos can deal with mediocre romance writing just cuz it has a sex scene???#and apperently some find the romance to be unnecessary???#like 99% of the time romance is totally unnecessary in stories but when its a romance story people will put up with shit writing to get off?#if i choose to read a romance story it better have good writing with characters that have personalities and not just 2 sentient fuck dolls #like yeah yeah yeah i know sex sells and all that but come on!#if i read another story where 2 characters without personalities just fuck for 20 chapters ill puke

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weinerhutcircus1 · 9 months ago

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blue man that smellz like ladyz perfume and wet dog is so bad with wordzand catching critters~~ no raid no. nothin! juust big handz that he refusez to usei cant tell if its. because of me or shiftyz puppets but its. pretty oathetic

#i know his name. i just dontlike him #nobodu told. me shifty likedmen this is newz 2 me ?#why did he get. so serious he used to be. good fun #he doesntb even tslk to me snymore toooo busy. with all thes. shiftz. i guesz. its in the name haha #shifty pickedup lot z of things from me yah know #as 4 slimy blue man #quite a big man onlinr and. physically but this guys so shy.. i was excpectding to get beaten to the ground #i hope. he tryly calls mallet over. he justkeeps standing at jer door. awkwardly i thinnk im gonns puke #coloring all these wordz is hard but. i have sll the time in the world this. guy is just starinh st me snd tsking photoz i think hes a fan #HAHAHAHAHHAA #~~

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newfeeling77 · 1 year ago

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this semester already feels so different from the last one bc i dont have a parasocial relationship w any of my instructors so im like who cares why even go. that post about mild horniness as a motivator for life

#turns out hes a psycho creep so oops that ones on me but i still had a good time.#its so insane like on paper last semester was terrible my anxiety was sooo bad #i was like puking all the time and hated myself so much #but i got a lot of good work done n was having a good time regardless so im like wow we need to go back.#mosquito just bit my face im killing myself

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girl-bateman · 7 months ago

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It's time for much more serious measures.... lets bring out the- talking and receiving support from loved ones 😳

#yeah i was trying to research why im feeling so awful #AND BTW THE SHIVERS AND OTHER STUFF HAS ONLY GOTTEN WORSE UGH !#and i did not come up with any satisfactory conclusions #i though it might be a lesbian thing but eeeh probably not #option 2 definitely fits better taking into consideration my other weird unexplained behaviour #but option 2 doesent help me. at all. and its just sad #so regardless of cause. i think im just never gonna have anyone touch me again and keep being happy on my own #the prospect of dying as a virgin-ish old lady seems much more peaceful to me than the alternative #aka these terrible shivers and head jerks and puke-y feelings and rip-my-skin off escape forever sensations #so i guess i should talk to my friends who i love <3 that prospect is making me sick too but it'll be good for me

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mejomonster · 1 year ago

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Someone please tell Me if aiming for 1 date a week when single is realistic

This book How Not To Die Alone gave such advice and while I realize where it's coming from good intentions in theory (making dating Hesitators who always feel they need to be more perfect before dating to just Go Date), i also frankly don't know how I'd meet 1 vaguely stable vaguely compatible person to ask out in a year let alone weekly.

#rant #like. if i were to meet the once a qeek quota right now?#id basically HAVE to ask out someone with nothing in common or whos in a poly relationship even tho #tyats not what im looking for (so the relationsgip would go nowhere and id waste both our time)#or with red flags (overt ones... which i simply refuse to do)#and then... if somehow i disregarded all boundaries and asked out virtually Anyone #and thats assuming ppl say yes. and i matxhed 10k people once and 1 single incompatible person said yes in a whole year.#well even IF it all worked out and i found one date a qeek.#im chronically ill and have gastroparesis. so SITTING hurts a lot and EATING food is not always possible for me #if i have a bad day i cant eat foods for a few days or week #and even on good days... one bad food choice can mean puking and pain and unable to eat for a WEEK following #so im scared of restaurant food a bit.#because even when i order very safely and barely eat. a restaurant might make a mistake and add food im allergic too #or forget to remove what i asked. or i didnt realize they used dairy in a salad dressing #and then im puking and bloated and in oain and starving for days :/#so like. a coffee date? a tea date? id be up for that. resonably safe its jyst flavored water.#but ANY restaurant or long movie (sitting) or something involving food and im quite scared i would be #very sick the remainder of the week.#and i have othef things to save my energy for vesides dates: WORK MEETINGS. work so i dont call in sick VOMITING.#my family wanting a nice dinner including some bread (and me reallt wanting the bread and to not have to skip dinner so i want to risk it)#my 2 times weekly PT where i cant call in sick and if im exhaustsd and vomiting and in intense pain PT is VERY hard.#my friends who (like dates) often wish to grab food. which as mentioned is always a huge risk and #i always sacrifice Getting to see friends i love with May Be Utterly fucked up for a week :c

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