#i promise i am

[emil1863]

man in da tub.

sketch below

[mydearburkhart]

Hyde: You'll never guess who I bumped into on my way over...

Jackie: Who?

Hyde: Chip.

Jackie, gasping in shock: How did that happen? Where?

Hyde: On the road.

Jackie: Ste-

Hyde: Bumped into him with my car.

Jackie: Steven!

Hyde: Relax! Everything's fine.

Jackie:

[negobeauriva]

Such a handsome man. 💙

I was kind of sad bc I had nobody to scream to about how good Jure looked throughout this entire Nordic tour, then I realized I have a Tumblr account and now I can scream into the void.

Look at my beautiful sun, shining on his own as usual. 💙

📸: @/meggs.photo and @/deangrainger.jpg on ig

[kaedix]

Last Line tag!

Rules: Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

>>> "I just want you to be okay," Shirayuki said quietly.

Thanks for the tag @ccprovolomies !! 🩷

Tagging just a few - @ruleofexception @infinitelystrangemachinex @meibemeibelline (and anyone else who wants to join!)

[mozzarellastyxpizzeria]

sometimes i kinda hate being autistic minor in old cartoon fandoms cuz like 95% of the fandom is adults and i want. friends . and i wanna be in servers and i wanna infodump agt my ocs

[homerforsure]

[oforthetaintedsorrow]

you and me both, my friend 😩

it's comforting to know that i'm not going through this alone!! 🥲 in the process of answering your ask, i've typed out 3 or 4 sentences to describe how i feel about him but none of them were very coherent so this is all you are getting - he's my babygirl (✿◕‿◕✿) i feel very normal about him :D

edit: i had a good think about it, and i wanna stretch his cheeks like mochi and gnaw on him like he’s a chew toy

[damagedintellect]

Not really an ask, you've mentioned how you got out of the hospital. Make sure to not take on too much, and to take care of yourself, and take your time with the fics :D

also I think I speak for everyone when I say we're glad to have you back!!!

♡ I-I *gets choked up & starts crying* thank you 🥹

[waytoomanyocstocount]

Hiii sorry for not posting for like a week, school started for me on the 4th and some other stuff happened that week

anyway heres some updates about my life

Gonna get glasses cuz my eyes are terrible yaaaay

School is schooling and i have no clue where one of my new classes is(my 'electives' change every grading period(aka every nine weeks))

still plenty of brainrot from my aus(aka from Seapton and Seapton only)

Hopefully gonna post a ref for Seapton soon

Laurino(new oc!!!!) She may be cray-cray but i love her<3

In reference to my last post, try to change my mind that Junkil and Oliver(deaf imp kid) have the same hair style

My new years resolution was do gay be crime cuz yes

I am the crime now haha

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[pbnmj]

had this almost exact exchange with a kid in my homeroom today and was so enamoured by the fact that a student was ready to dunk on spider-man like he existed in real like that i inflicted it onto pete

[realtranstybalt]

i need to be.put down or simething. stabbed or strung up

i should also beeeee kinder to people

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[grasslandgirl]

“no one will notice if you stop posting/talking/texting/etc” is the mind killer. it is the evil. it is the little childhood version of myself who feels so insignificant and unwanted but she IS wanted. I am wanted and loved and noticed even if I can’t see it right now