#i need to remember how to breathe

[djarins-riduur]

i-

i don't even-

could you excuse me for one second? *DISTANT SCREAMING*

you broke my brain and i don't know how to turn it back on. holy fuck this might be the hottest thing i've ever read.

“I’m the guy who’s cock she’s sucking.” Logan’s voice is bordering on a frightening snarl, and you’d give anything for your desperate colleague to take the fucking hint. “There anything else we can help you with?” 

EXCUSE ME SIR?! I NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN PLEASE-

𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐥

⬩ pairing(s) logan "wolverine" howlett x female!reader

⬩ warning(s) language, smut, oral sex (m receiving), deepthroating, unwanted advances (mentioned), sassy!logan, bodily fluids, female pronouns are used, phone sex (with a twist!), sexting (i guess? with a twist?), minors dni/+18! (feel free to lmk if i ever forget anything!)

⬩ author's note i lied. could not wait. need to suck his soul out bad. <3

⬩ word count 0.6k

“Who’s this?”

You drag your mouth off Logan with a loud smack, keeping hold at the base of his cock as you glance at the phone he’s holding in his hand. Your phone, that’s vibrating for the fourth time in ten minutes with an incoming call and a name you wish you weren’t familiar with.

“Some guy from work. Has a crush on me, I think,” you reply with a nonchalant shrug and soft kiss to his tip. “Didn’t even give him my number, he just got it from the directory.”

Logan blinks and doesn’t think twice before answering the phone. You pay him little mind, taking him back inside your mouth to run a lick along one of the veins that runs all the way down to his sack.

“Logan speaking...”

Curiosity getting the better of you, your eyes dance back up to Logan, who’s holding the device to his ear with an unimpressed stare into the air. You have to hold back your laugh when he returns his gaze to you, eyelids growing heavy at the way you swirl your head before bobbing back down as far as your throat will let you.

“She’s–uh. Fuck,” Logan grits out before pausing, hips rolling to push himself deeper, twitching at the way your eyes start to water. “–a little busy right now, but I can take a message.”

Your quiet gags fill the quiet of the room, Logan’s breath picking up as he listens to the whining on the other end of the line.

“He’s asking if you’re alright,” Logan relays, a little amused. “Think’s you’re in some kinda trouble since you didn’t answer.”

“‘M fine,” you hurry out, too distracted to think of anything else to say. You suck in a long breath before sinking down his entire shaft, wiggling your head like he likes when you reach base. A patch of hair tickles your nose as Logan jerks and drops his jaw.

“Doin’ just fine,” he repeates into the phone, a hint of groan decorating the deep timbre. After another second of listening, Logan sighs. If you had to guess, the next question he hears his something along the lines of then who the fuck are you.

“I’m the guy who’s cock she’s sucking.” Logan’s voice is bordering on a frightening snarl, and you’d give anything for your desperate colleague to take the fucking hint. “There anything else we can help you with?” 

Your chin and lips are all sticky with spit, shining whenever you tug your mouth just off his cock to tease the head with strong lips that dip into his leaky slit. Logan doesn’t stifle his moans anymore, one fluttering out loud and straight into the phone.

“Listen, if you don’t hang up soon, you’re gonna have’ta hear me come in her mouth, bub,” Logan groans out the second half of his sentence, vision blurring at the soft tug you give his balls. They’re warm and heavy and covered with slick as they roll in your hand, Logan’s thighs beginning to shake.

You don’t notice Logan drop the phone until he reaches to grab your face, long strings of cum shooting out into a salty pool on your tongue. He chokes on the noises that heave his chest as you suck until he’s pulling away with an uncharacteristic whimper.

“Ah, okay. Off,” he requests, hand searching blindly for something at his side. “Don’t swallow yet.”

You grin, watching as Logan pulls his phone into his grasp, punches in the passcode, and channels up the camera.

“Open.”

Your tongue moves to hang out of your mouth as you pose, all stained with Logan’s impressive load. He angles the photo with your face front and center, softening cock present and lingering to the side. When he snaps the picture, you swallow his cum in one gulp with a pleased smile.

“For my collection,” Logan winks at you before stopping to think. “Might send one to your guy at work too so he’ll learn how to fuck off.”

© 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐚

[glitchdecay]

natsuki's アイドル紹介 is all i'm gonna be thinking about for the next day (it gets released, if previous releases are to be trusted, on 3/18 at 18:00 JST) and you can bet your bottom yen i'll be Not Normal about it

[desceros]

ok this one's better. ignore any previous villain donnie's left in your inbox oooo

[meteorologist voice] well folks if you look to your night sky you'll have a chance of catching a special treat tonight! looks like tumblr user desceros has fucking exploded and will be ascending to become a star in our cosmos. wow, what an opportunity to see spontaneous human combustion in real time. truly something special. anyway, back to you, janice

[princesserene]

I am on my knees, crawling 😍

ENG/УКР

I’m Lucien, seventh son of the High Lord of the Autumn court🍁

- Я Люсьєн. Сомий син Вищого Лорда Двору Осені 🍁

[cybertron-after-dark]

Being constantly surrounded by the presence of a loving God sounds great until you realize you never know when his freaky fuckin eyes are gonna show up to check on you.

And man. They do it a LOT.

[kuwdora]

hellooooo. It's time to clear out my closet and take care of summer expenses while I continue my excruciating job hunt. It's an art sale post! 🎨 I have 20 original pieces of art for sale. This includes 5" wood cuts and small canvases that are 6x6 and go up to 12x12. Price: I have name-your-own-price on many canvases because I want people to have pretty things! Other canvases and woodcuts are $30-$100. Have a look and see if anything strikes your fancy! Currently shipping US only unless otherwise discussed - please DM me on tumblr or discord if you're outside the US and find something of interest and we can work out shipping. -> ko-fi gallery 🖼️

-> my redbubble store has all of my previous artwork if you're in the mood for stickers or notebooks.

Reblogs and tips are greatly appreciated. ❤️ ko-fi | redbubble | @snowpinecone | #artdora

[incesthemes]

i can't stop thinking about the first episode of season 6, when sam tries to convince dean to come with him, to come back to hunting. he says "it's just better with you around, that's all." it's an interesting line because sam is soulless, obviously. and even though he doesn't understand the details yet, he knows something's wrong with him.

"it's better with you around" he says, citing dean's compassion and care for others as the reason why. and how interesting is that? sam's working with plenty of other hunters who still have their souls—they're all more than capable of caring about the people they save. but sam needs dean specifically. he knows he's missing something, and he sees dean and recognizes that something in him. even cold and calculating and unrelentingly logical, sam recognizes that dean, alone, can "complete" him, give something back to him that he's supposed to have.

in episode 8 he tells dean he "needs his help." he doesn't elaborate; he never explains what he means by that. he has a whole family of hunters who'd be willing and able to help him, but still he needs dean. even without his soul, his hyperrational mind knows he needs him.

soulless sam isn't capable of caring about dean. but he doesn't need to care to know they need to be together, no matter what—to know dean is good for him, dean completes him, dean needs to be there for him.

it's like a sick reversal of season 1. sam drags dean back into this life because he can't keep going without him. because he needs him. because when you think about it logically, and sam has no other choice, there was never any other option for them.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I-...mm.

[red-eft]

the fact that i immediately landed an awesome job right out from graduation but then got covid in august and now my brain doesn't work right and i might lose my job because of it . there's a funny joke in here somewhere maybe

[thunder-point]

the soulmate phumpeem au has nearly 100 likes

conclusion: we all like pain

[just-sauntered-vaguely-downwards]

okay so I'm worried my skin might catch fire I feel so hot, trying to remember how breathing works (or I should try to forget? maybe I'm thinking too much about it...), but all I will say for now, possibly for quite a bit I honestly don't know, is no matter what is true or not, I am so so sorry if this is triggering anyone else. And I'm sorry if me posting just ads to it.

But as someone whose own ptsd is raging rn, so much it's in a phantom sensations phase, please know (and this is half me talking to myself), this can be the last thing you see before you allow yourself to close your app or browser. You can turn off your notifications. You can wait til there's more information, or you can block it all out. you can post or not post. you can distract yourself with other things so you don't start to obsess.

whatever you do, your job is to take care of yourself first and foremost.

Edit to say I need to follow my advice and most of my notifications are currently off. I need to give myself space not only emotionally but because I have an extremely important test in two weeks that I can’t have anything else put me at risk of failing.

That said, my inbox and comment notifications are still on. Just in case anyone does need support, especially what I mention in the tags. Cute or funny distracting messages are very welcome.

[swiftfootedachilles]

im just gonna be honest gang obviously its gonna be easy for you to say youre in love with a character and theyre an angel when anytime they do something you don't like you brush it off as out of character

[another-art-studentt]

7/15/23

I reorganized my room and there are finally some corners that give some aesthetic vibes. My goal for the rest of the summer is to be well prepared for the next school year in terms of time management and academically (or rather, musically). Today I successfully got up early and had a good practice session, but I could have practiced more had I prepared food in advance.

[hyohaehyuk]

He got affairzoned (x)

The video interview is called Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid share all of the details on their series Interview With The Vampire S2 - People Interview

So in the interview they ask them what they would do in a day off and Jacob mentioned that spending his day off with his wife and kid is his happy place and Sam reaction just broke my heart.

Sam was trying so hard to have a normal reaction but I think he had a reality check and either he realized he was the mistress or that jacob is not interested on him at all romantically.

Like, call me delulu how much you want it but i bet any other cast member wouldn't even had bat an eye at Jacob' answear but Sam was clearly affected and couldn't keep a poker face (dude you are an actor. Do smth 😭).

To be frank i dont know if at that time they was aware of each other feelings (i dont even know if they are now) but if they was, then Jacob was really cruel answering that question in front of Sam*, especially bc in the previous one, about what it would be their last meal, Sam said the one he had in Prague with Jacob every single night and a bit later Sam even admitted he didn't liked the food which just meant what he liked was the company. Jacob, honey, read f*cking the room

*i dont know, he could just have said something more simplified with the same meaning, like "spending time with family and friends".

[nerosdayinanime]

wait. random idea. Pathetic(blame candy) muzan & kokushibo are exes from Centuries ago and he has Complaints hed like to talk about w him but all hes getting to now is Nakime. hes so sick of his bullshit and just enduring it and goes to kagaya like 'i have to kill kibutsuji. ill help you kill him & the other upper moons just PLEASE im so sick of this shit. i need to kill him' 'well you arent killing me so ill give you the benefit of doubt-'

since they broke up he's hacked at the curse to the point he can snap it Whenever without muzan noticing, he finally did so & went to kagaya bc he can Feel shit's gonna pick up soon. he has his memories but he Ignores Them bc hes ashamed and kinda projecting it onto muzan. he has to kill muzan to kill his shame kinda fucked up coping mechanism yk?

the hashira try to kill him On Sight together but he calmly deflects everything while explaining hes working with them to kill kibutsuji. reluctant acceptance with the note from kagaya giving him a pass. most of them fully believe its a trap tho.

koku seeing tanjiro & his earrings and starting to approach, giyuu already has his blade lodged in his neck as a warning/threat & tanjiro staring at him in shock like 'HUH?? THE MAN FROM MY DREAMS?? HES A DEMON NOW? WAIT WHATS HE DOING HERE-'

[faaun]

idk how to live so im going to talk to myself out loud until i do