#i need to go play minecraft
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Bit annoyed at my online art mentor for critiquing me like I'm trying to get into the industry like no my dude
I just want to make cool stuff that means things
that makes people feel things
yes I paid all this money just to learn how to do that better
I told you this on the first day
and stop critiquing my blatantly unpolished shading practice THAT i TOLD YOU was rough on purpose when there is litERALLY A POLISHED ONE ON THE SAME STINKING PAGE JUST ABOVE IT THAT i ACTUALLY DID PUT EFFOR T INTO POLISHING
CLEARLY
#I did tell him#i don't suppose he understands#i don't want to get hired#I want to make things that make other people want to keep living#that make ME want to keep living#that point to God emphatically waving and shouting#you goose of a man#auregggg#i need to go play minecraft#or Stardew#I started a new world on the latest minecraft snapshot because WOLVES!#and my base is right next to a big grove so I've already got a SNOWY one!#the rarest one#feather rambles
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dear mojang
add more crops in minecraft im begging you im on my hands and knees give us tomatoes give us onions give us strawberries give us peppers
add more food recipes please give us sandwiches give us more pastries give us pudding or some shit
sincerely, the farmer of every minecraft server
#'just play it modded-' NO I WANT IT IN THE ACTUAL GAME#I WANT MORE FARMING I WANT MROE FOOD#I DONT WANT MORE MOBS OR MINERALS OR PLANTS I WANT CROPS I WANT RECIPES#we need an agriculture update i would go crazy over that#mojang please#please#miles rambles#minecraft
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I'm in the middle of reading the Devil's Minion chapter and tbh why were the blenders and microwaves what people focused on when trying to sell how bizarre Armand is. Blending stuff based on colour alone and microwaving rats were the most normal vampire things about him that I've read so far 😭.
I'm more surprised that the guy has a literal gaming room. A whole room for his videogames. He also recorded a timelapse of himself sleeping, and watches it back for fun. He was obsessed with taking long haul flights, sometimes returning back to the same location on the same night. Bro just had a hyperfixation on planes, he did not care where he was going. He also hyperfixated on astrology and had massive telescopes installed onto buildings he only lived in for days at a time before moving on. He gets so impatient to go out with Daniel that he throws his boyfriend in the shower and washes and shaves him himself if Daniel is feeling sleepy. He's actually insane
#assad playing Minecraft was such a canon armand move#armand would have a youtube channel and he'd make the absolute weirdest content#I'm sorry but this is the guy Louis called BORING?#I need to see this side of armand on the show so bad. I'm going to lose my shit#mine#armand#iwtv#devil's minion#armandaniel
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I hate those posts that are like "who remembers this ?? 😝😝" And then it's a clip of mcsm with a burning passion but I saw one earlier that just takes the cake.
"Lukas is the most underrated character in this game" WHO??? LUKAS??? the. The blonde one. The perfect, charming guy that everyone loves. The one who is in 90% of all fanart. The one who is in jesskas, the most popular ship in this fandom. That Lukas???? BITCH ARE YOU STUPID???? DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE CELL IN THAT SMOOTH BRAIN OF YOURS, YOU FUCKING INSECT
#Makes me unreasonably mad. Get the fuck outta here.#minecraft story mode#mcsm#Not tagging Lukas cause idk if this counts as me shitting on him#I love you Lukas 🩷🩷 but DAMN#never utter the words “Lukas is underrated” ESPECIALLY in front of someone who's favourite is NURM#or Vos#Or the warden#Or Nell#Or LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER.#DUDE#Sorry my knees hurt and it makes me violent#FUCK I SOUND LIKE IM 90#Me and my old man joints 😔#ITS SO ANNOYING I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DRAW ANYTHING FOR YALL THIS WEEK CAUSE IVE BEEN PAINTING FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY#BUT I HAVE JOINT ISSUES SO I LITERALLY CANT HOLD MY PEN CAUSE MY FINGERS AND WRIST ARE FUCKED#AAAA#I have tomorrow off to recover so I'll see if I can draw then but OUGH IM GOING CRAZY#I NEED TO DRAW I NEEEED TO DRAW#Anyways got off topic there aha oopsoes#I HATE THOSE NOSTALGIA POSTS WHERE THEY JUST STICK “WHO REMEMBERS” OVER AN MCSM CLIP#LIKE HONEY THE FANDOM IS STILL GOING STRONG#OUGH I KNOW ITS SUCH A DUMB RHING TO BE ANNOYED ABOUT BUT GUYSSSSSSSS SHUT UP#i am full of hate
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Isha fuCKING DIES!?!?!
#arcane#jinx#isha arcane#jinx and isha#jayce when i catch you#the voices could have been ignored#just this once#no one blames you vander#Vi#caitlyn kiramman#i need to go#maybe play some freaking Minecraft
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Me: *Talking to my Coworker about Fractured Timeline and how I'm excited to write it*
Them: Oh can I read it when you finish writting it?
Me: *Not really thinking about it* Yeah!
a few weeks later
Me: *Staring at the google doc for the double life section as I write the finale few deaths of the game, * He, Maybe I should have thought about my answer a bit more.
#guys she doesn't watch the life series#SHE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY MINECRAFT!#she's going to read this and I just#AAHH#I like my descriptors and it just so happens that I don't want to make plan deaths becuse I need the SYMBOLISIM!!!!#I'm not as pressed about my sister beta reading it for me though#she may not know the life series either but she doesn't care so#Fractured timeline#life series#traffic life#trafficblr#life series au
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Does Minecraft incentivize killing golems though?
#sorry. fully besides the actual point of the post that i was reading.#but ive heard this one a couple of times now and im not sure its true?#like they're strong as fuck and iron is one of the most common resources in the game#by the time you'd be able to kill one easily you really have no need of. what is it. two i think? two smelted bars#unless theyve made a significant change since i last played which i think was only a few months ago#i just dont see it.#i kinda think that killing golems for iron is a common behavior only with a certain subset of players who Make Content#and can't actually be extrapolated out into information about how other people play or are meant to play#(for the record im not being like. over defensive of minecraft#i dont care and i agree with everything else fhat the post says which is why im vagueing#minecraft and games like it have an inherent issue as like colonialism vibes go + mojang really really should have#changed the name of this particular mob by now + strong argument to be made for reworking the villager design#i just think this particular criticism might be off base and doesn't hold true when you're looking at the Actual Game#forgot to close my parentheses hold on#)
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give me your headcanons for a minecraft server with the fmab kids
#im talking ed al winry paninya mei lan fan ling (+ greed v2 honorary dumbass child on account of being 6 months old and lings bestie)#im literally just bored right now but also if i like them enough im putting them in my modern au fic#bc im like “these guys NEED to play minecraft”#al and mei having a cottagecore base that you think is just a cutesy building#but theyve dug out a million blocks and there is a shit ton of minecraft breaking nonsense down there#lan fan is NOT a pvp master like youd except but she IS a hardcore girlie and she grinds for hours for the best gear#paninya has minor griefing tendencies and shes the reason ppl build elaborate vaults#winry is a redstone genius but she often doesnt use this for good#(god forbid she teaches paninya tnt cannons)#ed does a lot of modding but mostly just to adjust his hitbox and make himself taller than everyone#ling loves parkour (finally he can jump out of windows without breaking his legs!) and you can usually find him on hypixel ect#if not hes off advancement hunting and dragging along whoevers online#greed goes mining for hours. just like a straight tunnel. he steals lan fans shulker boxes so he can go mining for longer#he wants stacks and stacks of e v e r y t h i n g and winry tries to make a self sorting storage room for him but he fills it too fast#all of them are varying degrees of builder as well but al and lan fan are the only ones actually good at it#fuck whoops my hand slipped i didnt mean to make headcanons#STILL TAG YOURS i would love to read them even if they are the exact opposite of mine#fmab#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edward elric#winry rockbell#paninya#alphonse elric#lan fan#ling yao#greed the avaricious#greedling#headcanons#moss' madness
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Got some Bnuyus in Minecraft, one black & one brown, guess what I named them
AND THEN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED
They actually have 8 kids but I didn’t take a more recent photo
,,then guess what I did
Also a lil difference between my two Rabitos
#I kept slapping carrots at them way before I named them actually#I have to keep them fenced in or they’ll run away & I need to keep my bun army#kny#demon slayer#octo’s art#tomioka giyuu#sabito#Sabigiyuu#Rabbitcraft au#I actually have no idea if this will be a whole au but I hadn’t planned for Sabibun to become a whole au & look where we are now with that#might as well name it now in case any other ideas come to me#Yall I was going THROUGH it with Minecraft last night#like almost too busy dying & getting my bed blown up & getting CREEPERS out of my house to focus on new years midnight long enough#playing on normal difficultly lmaoo#only been playing Craft for less than a year & I never get far bc I run out of things I wanna do#never been to the Nether or anything#but I DO have a nice Cherry house now :D
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the x files au where everything is exactly the same except mulder takes home the child neanderthal from the jersey devil episode and raises them as his own
#you could make this super fun and invoke a sense of deep Guilt on behalf of mulder because he feels he got the mom neanderthal killed#and then you can also make it fun in “c'mon sport let's go throw the ball around kind of way”#i imagine him at the library checking out books on early humanoid species and how to parent at the same time#the librarian silently checking the books out and wondering what on earth this man could possibly be needing such resources for#imagine scully's reaction to this. i can't quite place it beyond initial Disbelief and then subsequent trying to be as supportive as she ca#and she would probably be also very Nerdy about the whole thing. because she strikes me as someone well-read on the subject and fascinated#we also know she at least has some experience wrangling children which would be relevant#i imagine a bunch of anthropologists perpetually hovering over the child to study him but they have to be Chill and not disrupt his life#so the kid just grows up thinking they have a ton of really cool and supportive aunts and uncles over all the time#meanwhile they scientists are taking notes furiously as they see if he can adapt to playing a gameboy with the other kids#idk someone probably thought of this idea before but it's funny to me#why would the kid go to him and not someone far more qualified? idk i'm just playing pretend in my brain :)#this thought was prompted by me wondering if you time traveled and brought an early humanoid to the modern era do you think the kid#would still play minecraft? i say yes. probably.#i saw a post about something similar years ago and i wonder about it. i hope you would like cartoons and subway surfers neanderthals.#the x files#txf#fox mulder
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I have never watched a minecraft youtuber in my life but fanart for the qsmp keeps appearing on my dash and I'm enchanted every time
#like they're the most gorgeous creative heart wrenching fanworks you've ever seen#with the most beautiful designs and youre telling me thats a minecraft skin???#a skin from minecraft???#and ppl are talking abt it like theres a story#you mean its not just a lets play????#I thought it was just a minecraft server???? and they played minecraft??#I keep seeing the most beautiful art on my dash#and i go to the tags like oh what media is this from#and its tagged#qsmp#ive been scrolling that tag for like 2 hours now#people are drawing some pretty serious stuff on... Quesadilla island??#I have no context for any of this and suddenly I need it#i just scrolled past another beautiful fanwork#thats it i have to watch it#i need to know what happens in the story because clearly theres a story#theres context for all this fanart#theres LORE here#i need to know the lore
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Office disability culture is so fucked in environmental science and fieldwork. Like the mindset that to do the job you have to be in perfect physical health or you should just quit. Like I'm not talking about something that is 100% physical labor here, everything is mostly achievable with aids and you don't need to be able to do every single thing. But there's this weird like..pride..that my older coworkers have. They work out in the gym and brag about how many reps they did. They tease each other for having medical issues. They don't ask for accommodations because they fear that their legitimacy will be hurt. That it means that they can't do their job anymore. That they won't be TRUSTED to do their jobs anymore. That it will get taken away.
So they FURTHER hurt their bodies by not resting, not taking breaks, not using ergonomic equipment, not using safety equipment. Not drinking enough water. Not using mobility aids when they are so old that it's supposed to be acceptable. They don't use the scooters at the grocery store, they don't use their handicapped placard, they don't use knee pads or compression gloves.
And here I come in, 24 years old, looking perfectly healthy. And I use walking sticks, I sit down a lot, I have my care bag, I have a ton of gadgets for making fieldwork more comfortable, I have boundaries and limits, I wear braces and knee pads and compression gloves. I use my handicapped placard.
They react in one of two ways:
1. How DARE I. I'm so lucky to be young and no one sees THEM having to do all those things (literally nothing is stopping them but pride). Like old man if you need a break take a fucking break. I'm not going to hurt my health to make you feel better about hurting yours. I'm not risking a flare up to spare the 65 year olds feelings. Im gonna take my break and use my equipment cause my boss doesn't care as long as the work gets done. I'm tired of glares from 100 year olds making themselves struggle across the parking lot when they could also be using the fucking scooter. (I never take the last scooter, there's always another available. Also it's not my fault if walmart only provides 2 scooters for the whole store).
2. It shows them its okay. Its okay to need aids. When I first showed up at my job it was very...macho..everyone was afraid of seeming old (theres probably only 3 of us under 30 in the whole department, most people are at least 50, mainly 65 year olds). Then they saw me using my walking sticks, taking my medicine openly, bringing a chair with me when working away from my desk, using my TENS unit. I overheard one lady ask her granddaughter what fibromyalgia was (apparently she had spotted my pain tracking journal).
My older coworker with a bad knee got a walking stick like mine and beamed when she showed me. The grandmother uses a cane and a walker interchangeably and more often. I get asked where I get my little portable fan and pocket heaters and special clothing. Even abled coworkers are doing it. My coworker who's younger than me sets alarms to take breaks now just like I do. People seem more comfortable using things that help them now.
My boss has really struggled. He has a lot of internalized ableism and hates thinking of himself as crippled. He spent his whole life physically active and strong and all these health issues and overexertion are catching up with him. Like he did environmental testing in areas with fucking radon. He did work where they threw asbestos around like snow for fun. He's done a ton of really hard physical work. He grew up with the mentality that pain was just something everyone has to push through. But I think seeing a young person make the choice not to push through is helping him a bit. He wants to make his own walking stick, he goes to the doctor more. We bond over having constant medical issues and I even gave him the name of my surgeon. Yea he still says stuff like "shoot me if I have to use a wheelchair" (not as much anymore since he now knows I use one) but he's getting there.
Yeah so I've had this in my drafts for a bit and I wanted to update that my boss has been walking around with a fucking broken ankle for the past couple of weeks. He thought it was just arthritis pain and eventually couldn't take it anymore and went to the foot doctor. The doctor has no clue how the fuck he's been walking on it. Now he has to wear the boot and he's banned from fieldwork while he heals.
Older people and the elderly need to learn that it's okay to not push through the pain and ask for help. Everyone needs to learn this, and not be like my fucking boss. Go to the doctor, get that sore joint checked out. Get those tests done. Use that aid. Stop walking on a broken ankle just because you can.
#chronic disability#chronic pain#spoonie#disability#from the field#wrenfea.exe#literally fucking flabbergasted#he walked in after leaving for a bit to go to his appointment and came back like so yeah my ankles been broken#BUDDY#everyone needs help sometimes you dont deserve to be in pain#like thats some catholic guilt shit im pretty sure#this man has had 4 major back surgeries so i guess a broken ankle is nothing compared to that#but still...jesus fucking christ#not sprained..BROKEN#and thats along with all the rest of the pain hes in#like i get being used to pain but if i stub my toe during a flare up I can't handle it because it pushes my pain level over the edge#so it actually makes me less tolerable since im already in pain#but im used to a higher pain level than abled people are#ok im done rambling for now im gonna go play Minecraft
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also i watch The Wild Robot the other day and oh my god 11/10, absolutely beautiful in every sense of the word, would cry again 👍
#josh talks#literally i cried several times throughout the movie#i do tend to be a crier when it comes to movies#but i have never cried like. in so many instances throughout#like usually its like a big climatic scene or the endings of things that make me cry#but this movie could hit you hard from the very beginning#anyway i absolutely fucking loved it#hit me in the Autism Feels (tm) and also had Found Family and i always eat that shit up#i NEED a physical copy of this movie#also side note the minecraft movie trailer played as a preview for this movie and GOD is that embarrassing for minecraft#to have that mess shown before the stunning masterpiece that is The Wild Robot#but it also made me Sad about the minecraft movie and what it couldve been again#imagine if the love and care put into the Wild Robot was put into the minecraft movie....#cuz the wild robot was gorgeously animated and had powerful emotional themes (that i doubt the minecraft movie will have)#there was even this preview for this movie called like Dog Man or something?#and it seems to be an adaptation of a book by the captain underpants guy#and even with such a silly premise and presumably having a target audience of young kids#it was animated so charmingly!! it was pretty and oozed personality!#and looking at the cover of the book it seems to have done a good job of adapting the artstyle into 3D while#also polishing it up while still capturing a similar vibe as the original#like dang. i dont mean to insult dog man cuz i really dont know anything about it. but dang dog man got#so much more love and care into it than the minecraft movie seems to have gotten#anyway sorry to derail from wild robot to minecraft it was just so jarring to have that trailer play before this awesome movie#pls go watch it if u can <3#ive been telling people i know that if they decide to go watch it to tell me so i can tag along and watch it again
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*starts an interesting looking youtube vid on a videogame i like*
youtuber in the most demeaning and 'you're stupid if this is you' tone of voice: "I don't know why, but for some reason people really seem to care about the story and characters (of this extremely story and character based game) more than the gameplay-"
*closes youtube video*
#listen#sometimes things that are story and character based#are better#please just go play minecraft instead#the core aspects of these games do not need to change just because you think its wrong#please just#stop#i have so many thoughts dude#and yes this is about zelda and sonic
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it’s 3am and i’ve spent the past few hours drawing a bunch of doodles of me and anton hanging out together like we’re the bestest of friends because it’s my art and i can draw whatever i want forever
#i’ll post the drawings this weekend probably#anton oc#wyrms says stuff#wyrms lore#it’s 3am and i am not tired but i also have to get up early so#hey at least i don’t have any classes on fridays so that’s good#wow anton is so cool#wow#wow i love him so much more than anything really#platonically obviously we’re both very aroace#and i know if he was real we’d be best friends we’d do everything together#we’d go see that absolutely horrendous looking minecraft movie on opening night together#he’d talk to me about rats and science and snakes and i’d talk about undertale and tma and gravity falls#we’d have so much fun i’d teach him how to play video games and he would love it so much#and he’d show me all of his weird and wacky science experiments and he’d be so silly about it#and we’d go on walks in his forest and he’d show me all the animals#and we’d comfort eachother when we’re sad and it would be so cozy and safe#we would have eachother and understand eachother that’s all we will ever need#wow he’s just so real to me guys#like he feels so real#and i’m so genuinely sad that he’s not#he deserves to exist he deserves to be happy#the fact he doesn’t exist feels like i lost someone extremely close to me and will never get them back#it’s like i’m grieving the loss of someone who never existed and it hurts#he deserves to exist :(#ouughhh#this is devastating#it hurts#i should go to sleep#:(
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Hm.
Well… its a house? (Complaining/what i was going for under cut)
I was trying to do the little mondstadt cottage but with main city housing colors
I definitely need to replace the cobblestone with something nicer like stone bricks or whatever its called but even then this is much uglier than i had hoped. I dont think the granite roof looks very nice, but… 🤷🏻♀️
#kiwi plays minecraft#ugh.#its fine#i need to go to bed#and yes I cheated to get acadia trap doors via creative mode for the chimney lol#*acacia#the fire is visible through them but its fine#im rubbish at minecraft in general but especially building so 🤷🏻♀️#its whatever
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