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themintman · 4 months ago

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I hate those posts that are like "who remembers this ?? 😝😝" And then it's a clip of mcsm with a burning passion but I saw one earlier that just takes the cake.

"Lukas is the most underrated character in this game" WHO??? LUKAS??? the. The blonde one. The perfect, charming guy that everyone loves. The one who is in 90% of all fanart. The one who is in jesskas, the most popular ship in this fandom. That Lukas???? BITCH ARE YOU STUPID???? DO YOU HAVE A SINGLE CELL IN THAT SMOOTH BRAIN OF YOURS, YOU FUCKING INSECT

#Makes me unreasonably mad. Get the fuck outta here.#minecraft story mode #mcsm #Not tagging Lukas cause idk if this counts as me shitting on him #I love you Lukas 🩷🩷 but DAMN #never utter the words “Lukas is underrated” ESPECIALLY in front of someone who's favourite is NURM #or Vos #Or the warden #Or Nell #Or LITERALLY ANY CHARACTER.#DUDE #Sorry my knees hurt and it makes me violent #FUCK I SOUND LIKE IM 90 #Me and my old man joints 😔#ITS SO ANNOYING I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DRAW ANYTHING FOR YALL THIS WEEK CAUSE IVE BEEN PAINTING FOR THE SCHOOL PLAY #BUT I HAVE JOINT ISSUES SO I LITERALLY CANT HOLD MY PEN CAUSE MY FINGERS AND WRIST ARE FUCKED #AAAA #I have tomorrow off to recover so I'll see if I can draw then but OUGH IM GOING CRAZY #I NEED TO DRAW I NEEEED TO DRAW #Anyways got off topic there aha oopsoes #I HATE THOSE NOSTALGIA POSTS WHERE THEY JUST STICK “WHO REMEMBERS” OVER AN MCSM CLIP #LIKE HONEY THE FANDOM IS STILL GOING STRONG #OUGH I KNOW ITS SUCH A DUMB RHING TO BE ANNOYED ABOUT BUT GUYSSSSSSSS SHUT UP #i am full of hate

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bibleofficial · 1 month ago

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wait did yall know u can just get ur psych to send u ur notes to see if they’re talkin shit in them ?

#stream #lol @ his ‘diagnosis’ or whatever #i’m normal fuck u #i’m the most regular person ever #i need to pee so bad but i like holding it bc i believe that it’s like strength training for ur bladder but im like 90% sure it is not but i #will lie to myself #like ok #why did u write that in there i don’t think u should’ve wrote THAT down like that was OFF THE RECORD ??????#he’s writing ‘shadows’ in there like bro ??? 😭😭😭 make it sound BETTER ? call them PEOPLE ? rude as hell honestly #to be honest reading it back & having to be like ‘ok if anyone else read this on its face it’s pretty bad but bc it’s U it’s ALL REASONABLE #& RATIONAL’#bc it literally is ???#i think my fav notes are ‘slightly exaggerated gesticulation’ & ‘exaggerated vocal intonation’ that’s just ALSKALSKALKSLKALKSLAKSLAJ #RUDE ??????#I TALK W MY HANDS DIE

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just-spacetrash · 4 months ago

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#aaaaaaa i rly know how to pick my interests huh #im watching sentinel again #its so funny its so funnnn #once again we got an ep with a new Sexy Mysterious Mystery woman whos just so sexy and mysterious #and im OBSESSED with these fucking. corny 90s fade to black slo-mo sex music with sparkle sound effects and cheesy synths we get #and obviously more background characters with one ear pierced #im getting fashion influenced tbh im gonna start wearing just one earring because of this stupid fucking show #its just. such a nothing show in the grand scheme of things i dont rly know who to talk to about it #i dont have anything profound to say about it i just find immense joy in watching these stupid repetitive episodes #my post #YES this is like my hundredth 'my post' about sentinel what of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#all of them have these stupid corny one liners like all the time im gonna cry #im losing my MIND im trapped in a CAGE #its this🤏 close that ill just start pacing around my room talking about this stupid show out loud to myself #why??????????? i didnt choose this life #if heaven is real its just me getting to explain episode plots one after another

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 hour ago

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As another Magneto player honestly if I'm up against a Wolverine and I think he's gonna get me I try and hold my ult to solo ult him when he's trying to jump me. Might not kill him but it gives me a headstart.

solo ulting a wolverine is crazy but honestly depending on the situation fair enough 😭

#snap chats #like i cant ever WHOLLY admonish a solo ult because It Depends On The Situation. also its funny sometimes #as of this moment im trying to figure out what best to do against a wolverine as mags #i have to open up the game and mess around in the practice area but like... idk pick a god and pray #just hope he doesnt isolate you idfk 👀👄👀#ok no let me be fr let me actually try to think. im pretty sure mags' left click does....#ok i cant im opening the game really quick brb #ok im back vkAELJAKLE #logan rn has 300 hp and can be taken out in four direct hits. fuck me i forgot mags' right click HANG ON #ok im back. whyd i do all that my conclusion was youre definitely fucked if wolverine has his revive JVELAKGJAEKL #ill at least say for those who dont know mags' left click does 90 per hit and 30 on splash damage #and his right click escalates from 50 -> 80 -> 110 . im p sure. either that or 45 -> 75 -> 105 #i dont have a friend to help me see the exact numbers i just have to look at the health bar indents jvlejakl #also your bubble lasts for three seconds BUT can pop if damaged too much. again i dont know that damage threshold due to Lack Of Friends #his barrier is infinite tho and takes 10 seconds to fully recharge after using + you can track it with the lil bar on the right #his barrier at max health holds for three seconds which doesnt sound like a lot but yes it is you WILL feel the difference #anyway even solo ulting could be risky cause if he didnt use his lunge already and /or still has revive #1.) he could grab you out of ult 2.) he comes back from dying and gets you anyway #not totally purposeless like Again you did get rid of his revive so .. again it depends ..#having wanda could probably help mags a lot their chaos blade does the same as mags' fully-charged rings #can definitely cut down logan a lot faster so i mean ... better hope you have a wanda on your team ig lol ..#we'll get to that when we get to it it might not even be that bad ...... eearjaLKJa

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ragingbullmode · 11 months ago

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had my first actual solid (very flavorful) food for the 1st time in almost 3 weeks since getting sick yippeee

#personal #been eating my moms chicken soup 90% of my diet since (soooo damn good & soft enough my stomachs been so thankful lol)#& i just had soup gyoza with chili dashi... it was so 🙏😭#which sounds so simple but while my moms soup is so flavorful its not like... flavor thats strong if that makes sense #luckily my stomach not all fucked up anymore but im taking it slow with eating foods again lmfao

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r0ttenfr0g · 4 months ago

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#reposting tihs silly meme i made in a rush for another reblog thigny idk #also to ramble #anyone else tried to commission an artist and go “man do i sound like a person? i hope i sound like a person and not a scam bot”#because im like 90% sure i sound like a fucking scam bot #I STG IM A REAL PERSON!!! i just have the demenear of a terrified animal!!!!!!#anyway i need more art of my son boy glitter.

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jojolimons · 7 months ago

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i know its meaningless clickbait slop but i really do hate "could [x character from any popular series] take on [any character from dragon ball z]???"

#limon talks #its rarely an interesting discussion #shut the entire fuck up!!#in like 90% of scenarios any of the z-fighters would win #in like the first tournament arc roshi blows up the moon #and he isnt even like a noteworthy fighter by the time z rolls around #understandably most characters in fiction arent built to withstand or exert that much power #anyways yes i am aware of how much i sound like a kid on the playground insisting goku is the coolest #im just annoyed at how much these types of videos clog up my youtube recommended feed

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lesbiangiratina · 8 months ago

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If you say this around me i may attack you like a chimp it depends on the day

#some of them did get better but sorry my 2 favorites sound like ass in xx. testament and dizzy im fucking sorry #i wish uncompressed versions of these tracks existed. that would partially save them at least. VERY PARTIALLY.#the new tracks sound fine its so weird. i like i-no’s themes a lot esp midnight carnival.#zappa’s theme might be my favorite xx track. which is strange and confusing.#but like 90% of the remade tracks . kind of sucks.#the kat goes meow #gg

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pallases · 10 months ago

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#i am feeling so ill rn for no reason and i need to shower and wash my hair so bad but i can tell if i do it rn it’ll make the #lightheadedness ten times worse and there is a nonzero chance i will just pass out in there 😭#best guess is bc my period started today and yeah the first two days suck but they’re not usually This bad #personal #also this is the last thing i need rn it’s tech week and all rehearsals lately have been going/are going to go till 10 pm and i have no tim #to do all my assignments and my probability prof assigned a lab today that’s due TMRW AT MIDNIGHT? <- we usually get a class period btwn #it being assigned and the deadline and he’s not even giving us until the next class period to do it now like why is it due at midnight #instead of noon the next day… also i have not one but two exams immediately following this weekend and i really want to see my family for #easter but that sounds like such a bad idea im so unproductive at home and i’ll be busier than usual when i go home on top of that bc easte #and one of the exams is circuits for which exams are worth 90% of our grade and im averaging a 74% at the moment which is NOT #promising and. AAAAA #also have an exam this thursday which imnot nearly as worried abt but still. and i have to meet w someone abt a scholarship tmrw during my #free period so i Still can’t work on that stupid lab due tmrw night like. this sucks okay ‼️#the engineering chronicles #the music chronicles #i know it was only a matter of time before musical started stressing me out but 😭 please give me back the joys of saturday’s rehearsal…#oh also there’s ANOTHER probability lab due day after easter and same day as circuits exam and the prof is the same so he knows full well #what he’s doing like. why are you not giving us the usual period in btwn for these anymore fuck you <3 #OH ALSO soldering qualification i need to do for like 3 hours wednesday the night before my thursday exam. nearly forgot abt that one i hat #it hereeee #soldering i could reschedule tho which i might do. but ive already pushed it back once so im like :/ do i really wanna do that #idk. still feel sick as fuck and still need to do physics prelab tonight 😭 it shouldn’t take long but i really don’t want to get up and #stare at my computer even more ifeel so awful rn #ANYWAY. sorry that was oversharing even for me i am just 😐 you know.

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futuremercifulnerd · 11 months ago

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#im 90% sure i have imposter syndrom out the wazoo and i HATE it #i hate looking at my art and thinking it looks like hot garbage i hate not being able to inprove in any meaningful way because why even #bother if its going to look like shit especially when i see other peoples art and it looks so fucking good #i could cry #if youre reading this not to sound like a beggar but id love some positive vibes but also dont lie to me out of pity lmao

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thursdayg1rl · 1 year ago

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why did they have to make the summer I turned pretty into a show. it’s ruined my life and I have no plans of even watching

#fist of all the books were terrible (coming from someone who read them like 5 times)#grrr bark bark grr #I’m just a hater #like what’s the pointtttt like come onnnn where’s the fucking substanceee #teenage girls really have no options bro #and this booktok stuff is rotting our fucking brains #sorry for sounding like a boomer but idk #it just feel like. no one is willing to say anything brave anymore #it’s all about the fucking love triangles and mafia bfs and just.#IM SO SICK OF MEN SORRY #I’m sick of my life revolving around them #sick of the messaging that it should revolve around them #give me media for teenage girls about lesbian sex. is what I’m saying #I think we are regressing honestly #or maybe it’s just I’m seeing this sorry state of affairs only now that I’ve started looking at ig reels #anyways I feel like I’m losing my mind and everything is superficial and there is not one thought going through 90% of ppl brains #so always refreshing to see my pretentious girlies are also thriving #and I’m NOT saying a fun romance book isn’t ok every now and then like girl #I did spend like a week of my life consuming only desi romance books but.#maybe we need to also be investing some time in . just anything else really #just saw some comments on a booktok reel like ‘oh I’m 14 and I read hunting Adeline’ or whatever the fuck that book is called #it’s jsut. idk. really depressing to me… please pick up an Austen #it’s this whole thing like the books and the shows like nothing has any fucking meaninggg #literally sound insane but I am going insane #yeah I really need to get of fucking booktok it’s ruined my life

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caruliaa · 2 years ago

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who else up straigh up loosing all the time !!!

#hey guyss someone i kinda hate got to do smth i kinda wnat to more than anything long before ill ever get to so im feeling a bit murdrous #a teeny tiny bit towards that person i kinda hate but thats not fair of me #a huge amount towards the people who are the reason i cant and that *is* fair of me #mostly towards the consept of the universe and the world in general tho. yk.#what a fucking joke that aroundt his time last year my dad told me “when have you ever had to wait for anything?”#bc i didnt feel like giving my sister the switch after she threw a temper tantrum and started breaking my shit #like !! fucking always dickhead !!! and you and your strict ass parenting bc are 90% of why !!#i never get to do ANYTHING the same time that others around me get to . i always have to wait if i get to at all and im sorry for #sounding like a brat but its not fucking fair . whatever #im going to go look to see if i can find the tubes of my old oil paints i couldnt a while back #and if i dont im going to kill someone with my mind #flappy rambles

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bibleofficial · 2 years ago

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ok not smoking cigarettes is not that bad i’ll be honest like i was thinking this was going to be WAY worse

#stream #but i still use like 2-3 patches / day (bc they fall off when i’m asleep bc im like a toaster oven & a pig bc i SWEAT)#& also several pieces of gum but no cigarettes no vape since like THURSDAY OR WHENEVER THE HELL #it’s nicotine gum obviosuly 😭😭😭#but i mean #having to literally #go outside & find somewhere to sit to smoke sounds really fucking horrible to do rn like it’s 90° it’s hot i’m dying no thank U !!!!!!!#stay inside in the FANS in the AC !!!#bro i cant wait until i can walk again #it’s been 2 days #i’m angry #like today is sooooo beautiful out #i could be on a bike ride rn #but i’m not #i mean ALSKALKSLAKSLA i haven’t even looked at my bike i think my chains a bit fucked too or the alternator or whatever #like u know switch speeds on the bike thing #wait why is that fucked up i went down on my left & it’s on the right #u know what idk maybe that piece IS on the left

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago

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Rhea is giga cringe, but Masato is just as cringe as her, despite being different from her and there's reasons for that. After he transitioned, he became a politician, changed his name to the dumbest name ever, and still wakes up hating everything. In conclusion, both are vastly different character with vastly different plots and stories, but both reach the same tier of cringe in the end.

very comprehensive analysis anon thank you im nodding like a sagely philosopher

#snap chats #every time i think of 'ryo aoki' i just think of ryo asuka #if your name's ryo there's a 90% chance you're going to be cringe #ichiban coming back from getting blown up with his little megaphone like 'it's my old friend ryo :)))) how have you been keeping then :))'#being a politician isnt enough to be cringe- definitely a start theres def a 90% chance you'll be cringe #but he just took The Worst Actions Possible 80% approval rating my ass he aint doin shit #only based thing he did was tell highways to fuck off like i know i already said that #but im thinking about how i have to drive on a highway later this week and im going to throw up because of it i fuckin hate highways #hold on is ryo aoki like. his political persona or did he commit identity theft #i dont know why i have it in my head there was an original ryo aoki before he was Presumably murdered #but i might just be getting ryo asuka and ryo aoki mixed up since thats p much what happened to the og asuka isnt it #hey did anyone fuckin read devilman or do i sound insane right now #devilman was good idc..

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wp100 · 1 month ago

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