#i need some sleep holy frick

[mrstrwbrryclown]

Stitch Siblings

Finally finished this for Satan's sake.

A Lesley and a Malcolm-

Little info for this:

For the Au Lesley the "Puppeteer" and Malcolm the "Match Maker" are siblings. In the early progress of Lesley creating her little puppet world, she had assigned her younger brother Malcolm to be the caretaker of the little love puppets (love cult). At the time Malcolm was incredibly sick/hurt, which left him unable to leave his home, so Lesley decided to take care of him. She was very much alone at the time, having lost both her son and husband.

The small sentient puppets fascinated him- he didn't really question how they were 'alive'. He did not know that the puppets held human souls in them though.

How he became all stitched up is simple; he was slowly dying and to fix this Lesley had him use the book himself and over time he became more like her. This was too much for him after a while he ended up going to "sleep" for a LONG time. And in the meantime, Lesley replaced him with Malcolm the "Love King"(The Puppet Head), to take the place of the caretaker for the love puppets- which was a terrible idea-

But now in the present, he is awake and trying to slowly fix the "love cult".

That's all the info on that for now- I need sleep-

[starstruckmiraclekitty]

Saffy Lemur's 2023 Simon Riley Fic Recommendations

Jumping on the bandwagon of showing some appreciation to some of the following COD writers that I’ve grown to love reading their work💕❤️ please do yourselves a favor and give some love to these amazing writers.

These are only a few of the many that I absolutely adore, and I plan to add many, many more as time goes on💕❤️💕

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Series:

The Roomate Series by @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world : I absolutely adore the way Simon is written in this series. Wonderfully written story, and well worth the read.

Somebody’s Watching Me by @deakyjoe : not enough can be said for just how much I love this story. I’ve re-read it more times than I can count. One of the very first Simon series I’ve read, and I cannot recommend it enough.

Absolution by @barefoothighlander : Husband Simon in this is amazing. I loved the story, and the characters. So well written!!

Happiness by @lethalchiralium : This. This. This. Has to be one of my favorites of Simon as a dad. This author is one of the many that inspired me to write. Please, read this, and all her works.

Cure For Me by @groguspicklejar : it’s a zombie ghost series, what on earth more could you wish for. This is absolutely killer and so well written.

Smut:

Simon Seeing Your Tummy Buldge by @hyperfixatesnwrites : the title of the fic should be MORE than enough to have anyone racing to read this. Absolute WONDER of a smutty fic. 10/10.

Simon Gets Jealous by @strlingsav : This authors smut is next level, I truly have no words. Jealous Simon is top notch here, and had me on my damn knees.

Your Lieutenant Confesses His Feelings by @strlingsav : No amount of praise will ever be enough for this one.

MW2 Reactions To You Being A Virgin by @sweet-as-an-angel : more than just Simon on this one but HOLY HELLLLLL this made my mouth water. Fantastic, truly amazingly written smut.

I Hear You Like Magic? I’ve Got A Wand And A Rabbbit! By @makoodles : this was so purely and utterly delicious I cannot recommend this read enough. 10/10

Simon Riley With a Voice Kink by @konigsblog : this was absolutely delicious. Never did I think Simon having a voice kink would turn me on…but here we are.

Simon Riley With A Breeding Kink by @tojisun : another amazingly written smut. This author nails it every single post.

S’ Fucking Small by @cheesit-notes : Simon having a size kink will always drive me wild and this fic in my opinion is one of the BEST at portraying it.

Taking What You Need by @rowarn :no words needed, one of my all time favorite smuts. Simon in this is what I need in my life

Fluff:

Sleep by @lethalchiralium :this is so fricking adorable. One of my favorite fluff fics.

Denial by @callsign-prophet : A recent one, but this had my toes curling, my smile widening and me squealing like a tween.

Interrupted by @milf-murdock : this. Is. So. Adorable. Absolutely please read this

Hate You by @empresskylo : eeeeeppp the slight angst! To fluff is just killlleerrr here.

You Want To Kiss Me So Bad It Makes You Look Stupid @empresskylo : this author hits it out of the park yet again with this one. I loved the heck out of this one!!!

Simon Can’t Sleep Without You by @empresskylo : I love this so much, it’s adorable, it’s cute, it makes my heart flutter. Please read it,

Angst:

Firefighter FWB Ghost And Breaking Up by @hyperfixatesnwrites : the angst, the heartbreak, the way this was so well written. I loved it so fricking much.

Just For Now by @hyperfixatesnwrites :another angst break up fic that destroyed my soul (but it was fricking amazing)

Why? By @riverbutghost : Eeep I’m so in love with the “enemies(ish) to lovers trope” this is by far one of my favorites!!!

Toxic DBF Simon by @tojisun : I literally cried at the ending of this. The angst was out of this world, and I couldn’t help but re-read it multiple times.

Nothing Fucks With My Baby by @kitkatscabinet :the angst to comfort on this one is amazing. I loved this fic, and made me so desperately wish I had a Simon for myself.

Ipseity by @darklordofthesimp : another absolutely fantastic angst hurt/comfort that I adored. One of my all time favorites.

[sakuraryomen01]

Valentino /Sukuna Ryomen x Reader/ .o8

warnings: asshole sukuna, college prep. school (aka bitch u at an expensive ass school), former friends to lovers, slow burned love, yuji is sukuna's little brother, some light teasing, more tutoring sessions, and Sukuna punches a pervert!

reader: female reader; 23 years of age, college prep.

plot: It's been years since you've moved from country life, since you've forgotten about all the things you used to love about your hometown and where you grew up from... you didn't think it'd chase you to college in the city after almost a decade..

words: 1.125k

fanfic masterlist: .o1 .o2 .o3 .o4 .o5 .o6 .o7 .o8 .o9 .10 .11 .12 .13 .14 .15 .16 .17 .18 .19 .20

a/n:: I've felt mentally drained so I'm going to finish this dang chapter holy frick did this take so long :D

. . .

Thank you for reading this bit! Enjoy! ❤️

. . .

Sleep didn't come easy to you, and it was expected. Seeing Sukuna in his vulnerable state, having him confirm a small doubt in your mind, and having Shoko spur on your aching heart.

It was a hard pill to swallow, but you needed to force it. You can't force someone to love you back.

Sukuna had his reasons, and it didn’t concern you in the slightest. You told yourself that as much as possible when you felt the need to say something to him after lessons and classes, or do simple things like ask about his day. When you wanted to ask, you bit your tongue and stayed silent. Sticking to the normal day to day chit chat between classmates.

Don’t bug him more than you already do. You say to yourself as you lift your fist up and knock on the door a few times.

There was a quiet "enter" from his side of the door, and when you did as told you didn't see Sukuna in the living room or kitchen like normal.

"Sukuna?" You asked, confusion filling your brain. You continued to wander around the dorm until Sukuna's bedroom door opened up, revealing a disheveled man.

His hair a mess, t-shirt lopsided and somewhat dirty, and boxers on full display. You quickly averted your eyes, trying to save Sukuna his dignity. "Hello to you too."

He waved before heading into his bedroom to change and look cleaner. Moving yourself to your usual space on the couch, you pulled out your things and started flipping through a notebook.

There was almost no noise, besides the random grunts of Sukuna shuffling through his things. Even your thoughts going quiet and jumbled with the notes in your book. Writing things down and not noting the shadow being cast over you by Sukuna.

"Hey, what're you working so hard on?" His voice broke your train of thought, making you look up at him.

"Uhm, tutoring?" You responded, a questioning tone in your voice. "Why?"

Sukuna sighed, resting his cheek against his fist, maroon eyes scanning your figure. "Don't you wanna have fun instead?"

The question catches you off guard and you chuckle, patting his knee in an almost loving manner. "I don't think you should have fun until you get better grades."

"God, you sound like my mother!"

You crinkle your nose as Sukuna's rather modest laughter fills the air. It had been a while since you saw a smile.

With a sigh, you straightened your posture and started to the session, seeing Sukuna's eyes begin to glaze over in a bored pout. You didn't like doing much studying either, but keeping your grades up mattered to you.

Sukuna knew this, watching you diligently work with him to help. So determined..

——

"..How are your parents?" He asked, his eyes lazily looking towards you.

It had been an hour since the tutoring had started that day, and Sukuna's mind was elsewhere. It was dull, the schedule he has wrapped himself into. It was the same thing everyday, seeing the hundreds of students around campus and ending up stuck in his dorm with you.

Talking about equations and random stuff he was already familiar with became tedious. Even though he was willing just to see you.

Never say that out loud though.

"Oh, they're fine," You answered, a slightly confused look on your face as you tapped the cap of your red pen on the notebook.

Sukuna raised a brow, scooting himself closer into your space, a small smile on his face. "That's not specific enough. I wanna know how they're doing."

I just told you– "Well, my dad's working on some project for the house apparently. He wanted to make a garden for it."

"Your dad's still the plant guy, huh?"

You pout your lips as Sukuna's curled into a smirk. "Not always. He got into sports cars for some reason, even though he's a planet health guy."

Sukuna chuckles at this before starting to write a few things down in his notebook. You grumble with a slightly warm flush filling your cheeks. Either way, you couldn't really complain much, his smirk made you feel warm inside.

"Are you done with the questions I gave you?" You asked, leaning your head over and bumping your cheek against Sukuna's shoulder.

"Yeah, the last one stumps me though.."

After teasing him for a few moments about his blunders and getting side eyed for the next twenty minutes, you eventually were able to explain the problem before Sukuna pointing out how late it had gotten.

"I could order a pizza and you just sleep over again." He said as he put away his things, placing a hand on his hip. "It'd be best, this dorm is filled with shit drunk guys."

"Aw, you're so sweet," You responded, lifting your bag over your shoulder strap while hiding all the giddy cuteness inside you. "But it's just a five minute walk to my place. I'll be fine!"

There was a hostile look of discontent in his maroon eyes that read: How dare you say no to me?

A confused shiver was sent down your spine before you sighed and pat Sukuna's arm, heading towards the door. "I'll text you when I get home, promise."

Letting out a small grunt, Sukuna eventually caved and you went home. Although he did threaten that he'll give you a stern talking to if he didn't get a text.

He's got more layers than an onion.*

Though, as you made your way home, you bumped into someone. His hair was messy, sunglasses barely hanging onto his head with his hair pushed back, and pants dirtier than your crustiest sock. But his pink cheeks and glossy eyes didn't betray you in recognizing one of your weirdest friends to date.

"Satoru? What are you doing out?" You place a hand on the males exposed forehead and humming to yourself. "..Are you high, drunk, or sick?"

With a delayed reaction, a hiccup, and a pout, you got this. "My girl, you're judgy so muchy~ Let me life without demands!"

You raise a brow and scoff. I know he'll regret this drinking in the future.

"Fine, but I have to go home now," You say, patting the disheveled mans shoulder, a smile on your face. "Don't trip walking up those stairs!"

But as you said goodbye, Gojo leaned in and placed a soft peck on your cheek with surprising accuracy. You blink in confusion as Gojo smiles loosely and pets your head. "Don't hurt yourself either, Miss best friend chaser!"

Before words could process, or a thought was able to work the cogs in your headspace, there was a grunt and a very big "someone's jaw might have gotten broken" sound.

. . .

a/n: hope you guys have been doing well! srry i haven't posted in almost two months maybe really, so many things came up. I was worried about mental health for a while, wasn't feeling motivated to write much but then smthing else happened. Huge changes are happening so we might end up with another writer's drought lmao (I'm going to college soon and do adult things ⊙⁠﹏⁠⊙;;;)

*and if u didnt get the reference I'll scream*

Chapter Song Theme:

— Ariana Grande - God is a woman (Lyric Video)

taglist: @mageyboo, @mzladyd , @mysticwonderlandangel, @sukunaspersonalfleshlight, @kawaiipenguin20, @k-indie, @okkotsufav, @cafeinthemoon93, @pulchritxde, @bontenbunny, @deepinballs, @kleeboomed, @fallenfeversstuff, @fiierytearzx, @wo-ming-bai, @ririkaxbz, @instantgalaxysheep, @watyousayin, @z3r0art, @sukunaobsessed, @lik0, @sukunasfirstlove, @princesstiti14, @nemoyr, @ladywolf44005, @cat-mak20, @coffee-on-a-rainyautumn, @hxlalokidottir, @instantgalaxysheep, @domainofmarie, @the-moongoddess, @dark-n-dirty-duchess, @agentdedf1sh, @sukunastoy, @lyn-soso, @bao-yu-sarah-morningstar-wang-9, @heyitstacy, @lost-in-tokyo, @marksassybanana, @bozos-r-us, @gumis-girl, @p-3-4-c-h, @chaoticqueen33, @dxxny-loves-u, @l0tus-n-l0ve, @jiordeci

last chapter || next chapter

[redflagshipwriter]

Reassembly 5

Masterpost

(What the frick is the bat guy about???)

They did serious damage to Lexy’s credit card in the form of a cast iron pan, a pot, basic cooking utensils and a four-person set of dishware before they even made it to the grocery store.

Peter tried not to go nuts there. He really did. But Kon had that empty kitchen! And to be honest, shopping was major wish fulfillment. Even though he knew he wouldn’t be eating all of the food he got way into it. They stocked up on easy freezer food like pizza rolls and fries. They got pasta mixes and jarred sauces and they got snacks and sweets. He even got Kon baking basics. It might take Kon a while to get into his fresh bread era, but it was going to happen. Peter was calling it now. Kon was just that kind of guy.

The last thing he got was meat. Meat and cheese and fresh vegetables. Peter ended up putting back half of what he initially put in the cart because, honestly, Kon didn’t have a massive super appetite and he didn’t know how to cook yet. Vegetables were just going to go bad, so he only got what he planned to use that night. He also stocked Kon up on breakfast supplies- bread and jam, eggs, sausage, coffee and tea and juice.

‘I wish I was staying with Kon to eat this. I’m going to be hungry again tomorrow.’

Peter pushed down that greedy little thought where it belonged. He was going to be eating lunch and dinner with Kon tonight, since they were cooking together. That was already really generous on Kon’s part. He couldn’t ask for more.

The boys ended up making spaghetti. Peter wasn’t the best cook in the world, but he could cut onion and garlic to cook meat in, shred in carrots and zucchini, and add a jar of red sauce to make something nutritionally dense that tasted really good. Kon hovered over his shoulder watching this process and making faux sports commentary. 

“Go away!” Peter shoved Kon with his shoulder, laughing. “Go start the garlic bread.”

“...Garlic bread?” Kon asked hopefully. He seemed way younger than he was sometimes. “You can make that at home?”

“You can, if you get to cutting garlic really small.” Peter tossed him a bulb without looking.

They ate dinner while watching some drama that Kon picked out on a streaming service. “Holy shit,” Kon said quietly after his first bite. He put down the plate and took a photo.

Peter snorted. Kon must have sent it to someone because his phone went off constantly after that.

He wasn’t even done eating their late lunch when he first wondered where he was going to sleep tonight. Peter stared down into his pasta like it might have some answers. When should he leave? What would he say if Kon asked for his phone number? He didn’t have one. He couldn’t give Kon the number to the phone he had on him– he was pretty sure that he really should get rid of it in case someone was tracking him. 

He should ask first. If he directed the conversation it would be easier to be normal than if he was just answering questions. So Peter swallowed hard, made himself smile, and said, “This was fun. Wanna hang out again?”

Kon noisily slurped down some sauce and wiggled in place while he chewed and swallowed. “Yeah, we should!” he agreed. “You uh, free later this week?”

He was jobless and homeless with no other acquaintances. 

“I have some time,” Peter said casually. “I’m kinda busy tomorrow, but the day after? Should I come over in the afternoon?”

“Yeah!” Kon bounced up off his seat for a moment. “We can finish the projects. Or work on them, at least.” He screwed his face up with a thought. “Can I get your handle or number, in case my work pops up?”

Peter’s smile turned fixed. “Actually, not now,” he said as casually as he could manage. “I dropped my phone in water. I just have my Dad’s old phone right now for emergencies.” He didn’t need to add that lie, but what if he needed to pull out the flip phone later? He didn’t want Kon to think that he just hadn’t wanted to give his number.

Kon laughed. “That sucks, man,” he empathized. 

Oh thank Thor, he bought it. 

The fabric was dry by then, so Peter helped Kon cut it out and sew it into place. Kon modeled his new look in the living room and then took approximately two hundred selfies while Peter worked on his project. Kon eventually flopped down on the sofa upside down and started sketching out design ideas. Peter glanced over and saw what looked like a boob window cut into some kind of top.

…Kon would look great in it. Peter didn’t comment. He smiled a little more when he went back to cutting out pieces for his own jacket.

“Smile!”

Peter looked over on reflex and cheesed. A shutter went off. “Can I send that to my friends?” Kon asked, so casually that Peter knew it mattered a lot. “Cassie says no way did I meet someone without her.”

“Go ahead.” Peter gave a thumbs up for reasons even he did not understand. Good thing he wasn’t a weird little guy! 

Kon looked relieved. There was less tension when he went back to looking at his phone. “Thanks, man. You want to think about dinner soon? You’ve been working for a couple of hours.”

Peter had to blink a few times to process that. Oh yeah, he was pretty stiff. He stretched experimentally. “You’re right,” he said, mildly surprised. “Huh. What did you have in mind?”

Kon shrugged. “Pizza?”

Peter hummed. “We can pull that off,” he decided. “We have… two more jars of marinara, one will do. Cheese, the bell peppers- yeah, that’ll work.” He stood in a smooth movement. “Could you get the flour down from where we put it- yeah, thanks.” Kon hovered back down and handed him the bag.

“I meant that we should order it,” Kon said, but he didn’t protest. “You can make pizza? At home?” He was delighted by this new information.

“You can make basically anything at home,” Peter said, because it apparently needed to be said. “Can you look up a pizza dough recipe?” He got out the salt and tried to remember where he’d put yeast.

Pizza did not go quite as smoothly as the pasta had. Kon brutalized the dough by over mixing it and the gluten developed bonds strong enough to rival the Hulk. But it was still edible! Kon was openly delighted with what he had made. Peter stole sideways glances at him, wondering if he should reassure that it was a great first try.

‘..I’m not sure he knows that it’s really tough,’ Peter decided. He said nothing. They watched one episode of Kon’s selected drama before Peter decided it was time to go.

Kon seemed surprised when Peter said that. He blinked at him a few times. “It felt like I was at the tow- a sleepover,” he said self consciously. He forced a laugh. “Yeah. You wanna leave your stuff here?”

Peter looked around Kon’s surgically clean living room and wondered if Lexy’s cleaning staff would throw away his stuff. “Yeah, sure,” he said, because it wasn’t like he had a place to store a project. “I appreciate that.”

He left not much later, making his excuses and backing out into the night with dread that he didn’t want to face curling in his gut. The feeling intensified as he got down to the lobby of Kon’s apartment building.

It was dark out, even with the streetlights on. The air was cold against his face. Peter huddled into his jacket, hand wound tightly around the strap of the bag with everything he owned in it.

At least he knew the time. It was a little past 10 pm.

He needed a shower and to sleep. The gym should be empty now. He could break back in, shower, and then go sleep on the library couch again. Even if the librarian came in early again, he could get a few hours of sleep.

He woke up again to the sound of keys in the door downstairs. This time he woke up feeling much better rested. Peter wandered blearily until he found a clocktower and realized it was nearly 9 am. Nice. He was working on his sleep debt, then. He surely hadn’t spent more than an hour between traveling to the gym, showering, and getting to the couch last night. That was maybe 9.5, 10 hours of sleep?

He left to a new hotel for a breakfast buffet. This one was particularly sad. He had two pieces of peanut butter toast and a glass of milk before he heard the front door staff quietly phone someone else asking if they had any teenagers staying at the moment. He left pretty quickly after that and walked for a while, heart pounding. The police didn’t descend on him with sirens and lights, so he was probably okay.

‘I can’t go back there.’

Later that day, Peter grimaced and took a moment to indulge in burying his face in his hands. He was overwhelmed and he still felt shitty and dirty and gross despite his shower. Maybe it was getting spotted as a homeless teen eating from the buffet? Yeah. Probably that.

He was in the library again, sitting in front of one of the older computers and hoping he'd get a reply from a potential client who had asked for some information. 

Maybe it was a little weird to spend all day in the library. He was on notice for librarians acting like they wanted him to clear out, just in case.

But, assuming no one had any problems with it, why not spend most of his daylight hours there? He could study computer science, use the computers to do his work, and be somewhere temperature controlled for free. They also had pitchers of coffee and tea for free that he took advantage of. 

He was hungry, though. He was always hungry. Maybe it had been a mistake to go to Kon’s house. It almost felt worse to be hungry again after eating everything he wanted two meals in a row. Peter suppressed despair. He was doing his best! He was taking care of himself.

"Is everything alright?" 

Peter shot up and gave a sheepish grin to the librarian. He hadn't noticed her approaching, but he'd been lost in his head. "It's fine," he said. 

The older woman gave him a sympathetic smile. "Well, let me know if there's anything I can help with. It's what I'm here for." 

Oh. Before she could turn away he blurted out, "College!" 

Her face lit up. "Are you applying?" 

"I need to." Peter wrung his hands together. "But I don't know where to start. I want to go somewhere with a strong sciences program but I think I need to go there on scholarship." 

She sat down beside him, an easy smile on her face like this was a topic that she enjoyed. “Do you care about where it is?”

Peter shook his head. “It would be best if I could stay in NYC since I know here, but I’m willing to go anywhere that meets those conditions.”

She nodded slowly. “There’s a few places I can think of.” She hesitated. “Do you expect to be eligible for testing related scholarships?”

“Yeah,” said Peter, who was so good at tests but would probably falsify the results that he needed if he didn’t manage to take tests in time. “I test well. Very well.”

“That’s great! And you said sciences? Technological sciences?” she didn’t glance at his current computer science book, but she didn’t have to. 

“Yes,” he said, not entirely sure what he should be focusing on. Engineering, to build some kind of portal? Astrophysics like Dr. Foster, to find an Einstein-Rosen bridge? He’d have to get his foot in the door to figure out what was going on in the fields here. Shit, he should have looked into that already. 

“And you would be looking to live by yourself, on campus? Or off? With family?”

“By myself,” Peter said, and wow that was depressing. “And whichever way is cheapest.” He cringed as he said it. That felt pathetic too. He wanted to say he wanted to live on campus since he’d be more likely to meet people that way. But honestly, he had no resources, at all. He couldn’t afford to be picky. 

The librarian’s smile was a bit fixed now. “I… I almost hate to suggest it, but have you considered Gotham?” She continued before Peter had to decide whether or not he should admit he didn’t know that university. “It’s a dangerous city to live in, but it’s very affordable, and there’s extensive funding for the sciences and student support services.”

“...Because it’s a dangerous city and doesn’t get many people?” Peter confirmed.

She was doing her best to keep a poker face. “That’s right. They have a brain drain situation at the moment, so the sciences are really well funded. I think you could probably go there with full support, though that might be contingent on taking an internship or job in Gotham after graduation.”

Huh. He considered it. He’d never heard of Gotham, so it had to be a city that didn’t exist back home. But so what? How bad could it be? It was like, Chicago or something? He could handle that. He was Spiderman. He was an Avenger, sort of. So he directed a real smile at the librarian. “If I could get a full scholarship there, I would go in a heartbeat,” Peter said. “Thanks for the suggestion! I’ll look into the university there.”

The librarian patted the side of his chair as she stood up. “Wonderful! Let me know if you change your mind or have any questions!”

He ended up having a lot of questions, actually, once he started looking into Gotham, but he didn’t think, “What the frick is the vampire bat guy about?” was what she’d had in mind.

[anachronismstellar]

I SAW JIAO QINGXING AND, I ALSO WAS LOOKING AT JIAO HOLY FRICK!!!! Which meaning, is it "pretty"? Or maybe "sleep"?

The name sounds so pretty honestly

Btw, quick question, can you maybe give us a sneak peak on how he(? They?) looks like? For totally no reason, just curious 👀👀👀 /hj

Also, have a cookie 🍪 and a drink, i think you might need some after the show watching, hope you sleep well

-moon anon

PS. Where do you put all the kangaroos? In their kangaroom :3

huihfusdaf helloooo Moon!!

Ty for the cookie and the drink and for the sleep well wishes, bc let me tell u I wasn't ready for the nonsense anime to get sad so fast

anyway!

About our Lord hmmm I haven't written him yet so I only have an idea of whant I want for his personality but I haven't thought about his looks yet hsudifhuisdf But I liked your idea of a tiny peak lord! So more to the shorter side, a little bit chubby. I was also thinking of giving him really dark hair but with some white, to mirror the idea of stars!! not fully gray, but y'know when people start getting their first white hairs and is not a block or a strand, but is all over? That's what I've imagined

Another thing that I still have to research is something that he would carry to show his divination skills?? Maybe little turtles, bc they used to use turtle shells in divination

dsafuhadsufi It's kinda of a blur, but the microwave is on and he's spinninggggg

[antvnger]

On the 11th day of Christmas, Ant-Mun gave to you:

((I decided to share my rewrite of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas I shared from last year, featuring our very own Scott and the Grinch! Enjoy! Click here for some ambiance music as you read.))

 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Cassie hung our stockings on the mantle with care, In hopes that good ol’ St. Nick would soon be there. I had just returned from a Christmas Eve tussle And stopped some bad guys in their bah-humbug bustle. Cassie was already snug like a bug in bed, And I really doubt she watched dancing plums in her head. Probably dreamed of saving the world like her old man; I just dream time would let her stay young as long as it can. I collapsed in my bed, not even bothering to shed my suit; Just let me get some sleep and dream of sugared fruit. When out in my living room there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. I ran to the hallway then I halted my dash And was surprised to catch a glimpse of a green flash.

I must be dreaming! What did I just see? I could have sworn I just saw something...furry. The twinkling lights from my Christmas tree Were the only lights to help me see, But I knew something was definitely amiss When I heard a snickering croak and a hiss. Then I saw him peek out and I had to flinch! Holy fricking crap! My intruder’s the Grinch! I can’t believe my own eyes as he struts and laughs And shows me he has one of Cassie’s old crafts. Hey! That green Christmas thief has Cassie’s ornament! And he says, “My my my, how this is unfortunate. The pride of Ant-Man’s tree now in my grasp!” Why that little sneak, I couldn’t help but gasp. “You’re actually trying to steal from me? And take my favorite ornament off my tree?” “Why not,” the Grinch replied, “I like to cause a mess For people like you who are big on Christmas.” “What happened to your heart growing 3 times bigger?” He shrugged, “Old habits die hard, and this kind of thing gives me some vigor.” Then he took off so lively and quick, I knew in a moment I had to catch that Grinchy trick! More rapid than eagles we were in our game of tag But it finally looked like I had this win in the bag! I said, “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch, But catching you was actually a cinch.” The Grinch harrumphed but offered no other chatter. “Now, c’mon, give back my stuff and tell me what’s the matter. Why did you really come to steal from my tree?” The Grinch grumbled then sighed. “I want one of these things for me.” I tilt my head; I’m definitely confused. Why would he need my ornament; what’s the use? “I’m sorry I don’t understand. You better explain.” “Your ornament is special, lots of happiness it contains, But you see, I have nothing like that of the sort. No sweet memories or cheer, save for the Whos' newfound support  I want a trinket like yours, something given to me, Straight from the heart just to make me happy.” Well no wonder the poor ol’ Grinch was fighting such gloom All he wanted was something special, a tiny heirloom, A sweet homemade thing to warm up his and his dog’s hearts  Like how the ornament Cassie’s love on me imparts. “Aw Mr. Grinch, stealing my ornament won’t get you what you’re looking for. Nor can you get it online or from any store. Just like Christmas, what you’re wanting comes from within  And given with lots of love that’ll make you forever grin.  I know why you want it, Mr. Grinch, and I can’t blame you. Give it some time and I’ll bet ya Cindy Lou Who will come through.  She’s your big buddy now, right? Just watch and see, I’ll bet she’ll give you something that’ll excite.” The Grinch asked me, “How is it you sound so sure?” “Because just like Christmas, my kid and your little friend are rather pure, And they show their love to friends and family  In those simple, sweet ways and do so happily.  Trust me, Mr. Grinch, Christmas came through for you, And Cindy Lou Who will for you too!” The Grinch said sorry for taking my ornament  And thanked me for my lack of judgment  Regarding his Christmas mischief  And promised that never again he’d play the thief. We said our goodbyes as we shook hands. “Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch”, “Merry Christmas Ant-Man”. As I watched him go, I thought of all my loved ones Friends and family, online buddies and Anons I’d give them all a hug if I could and hold them tight And say “Merry Christmas to all of you! And to all a good night!”

[quodekash]

its been nearly a week and I STILL havent watched episode 8 of hidden agenda because I kept forgetting and forgetting and forgetting buT I PROMISE IM HERE NOW AND HOLY FRICK IVE SEEN SOME TINY SPOILERS AND IM SO EXCITED

TWO AND A HALF MINUTES IN AND IM ALREADY BLOODY SOBBING

C H E E K K I S S

IM LOSING MY FREAKING MIND

dude go to sleep

I know you love him and stuff but (and I know this will be hard) stop staring at him, close your eyes, and go to sleep

you can stare at him and make out with him in the morning

boy is thirsty (but yes kiss please kiss him)

oh how very akkayan of them

OH FRICK THAT IS TERRIFYING I DO NOT LIKE THAT

altho I must say joke, have you thought about blocking the number?

OH JEEZ THIS BREATHING IS TERRIFYING

HOLY FRICK

is there the possibility that its that guy? the one that was creeping on Nita? my money's on that guy for now

YEAH

I AGREE

IM CRYING AGAIN BUT THIS TIME OUT OF PURE FEAR

THERE YOU GO

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING

but also if they got a hold of joke's phone number, there's a chance they have access to more of his personal data, so it doesn't necessarily mean he's safe

I guess this is why youtubers always tell you to get a vpn

JOKE, I DONT CARE IF ITS NORD, EXPRESS, AURA, OR WHATEVER THE HELL, BUT YOU SHOULD GET A VPN

CUDDLESSSSS

AAAAAAAAAAA

VROJEBDSGNBOERJDF

THEY HOLDIN HANS

AAAKBDFB

im fine I swear im fine

also I love joke's slutty little shorts

he's literally just joong

this was joong

I just love htem so much your honour

NO

FRICK

IS THAT THE GUY???

FRICK I THINK THAT'S THE GUY

HOLY FRICK NUGGETS DIPPED IN NOODLE SAUCE AND FRIED ON A BARBIE

SO MUCH FEAR JUST ENTERED MY BLOOD AND BONES AND SKIN AND FLESH THAT ITS MAKING ME MORE SCARED

ZO DONT TALK TO HIM

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM ZO

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

JENGGGG

MAN I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM

IM IN DESPERATE NEED OF A JENGPOK COMMERCIAL BREAK

fINALLY OKAY

ANSWERS

well okay I guess we're not getting answers right now

I hate this so much please jeng I have questions

HONESTY

COMMUNICATION

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR JENG PLEASE EVERYONE

GOOD JOB! TELLING THE TRUTH! IM SO PROUD OF YOU JENG

IM--

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SO MANY CHEEK KISSES IN ONE EPISODE ALREADY

GIEKRBDGOURBEV IM NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY OKAY BUT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY

BITING NEURODIVERGENT LOVE LANGUAGE GK4JREBSGD THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

oh I hate him so much

missing attendance is...

missing attendance is small potatoes.

uh.

you mean these ones?

oh, please tell me they have study rooms in the uni or smth

zo, do not, under any circumstances, let him come to your house. and do not, under any circumstances, go to his house.

im begging you.

OHTHANKGOODNESS

NONONONONONONONOOO

NO NO NO NO NO. DO NOT

NOOOOOOO

NO

NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY

...

please tell me im not the only one laughing at this

wait frick I ran out of images hang on

[cheesybitsofmylife]

My cousins hilariously traumatizing night

this happened couple of years ago , i went over to my cousin's house for a sleepover . they had a master bed so 3 people could fit in . we were lik 9 or 10 at that time and coudnt sleep without an adult (yeah thats kinda childish) .in the middle was my cousin's mom , i was in the corner (the bed was attached to the wall god knows why) and my cousin was on the edgy side of the bed. she asked me to wake her up if i have to go to bathroom or grab a glass of water in the middle of the night . i OBEYED her.i woke up in the middle of the night to go to washrooom and grab water . i went over to my cousin's side SILENTLY , i bent down , shaked her and whispered " Emma , EMMA" (i think i whispered too creepily) . She opened her eyes and went all "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" HOLY MOTHER OF CHOCOLATES (i assumed she thought i was some kind of cursed creatue) I WAS SO DAMN SCARED AT THAT TIME I STARTED SCREAMING "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" in this chaos , my cousin's mother wakes up , and STARTS SCREAMING WITH MY COUSIN LIKE "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" HOLY CRAPPY SHIT- I WAS *PETRIFFIED* . Thanks to my reflexes i switched on the light after a whole 2 sec of my cousin and her mother screaming making me tremble with fear (my thirst and need to go to bathroom had been evaporated by the fear) after everything was ... sorted out sort of....like after 2 sec of switching the light on i was like "WHAT IN THE FRICKING WORLD HAPPENED TO YOU" yeah thats the end and my cousin was traumatized for the rest of the weak and was EXTRA careful for the other night as i was staying for 3 nights.

[kyriat-stories]

- She has been called to the palace to entertain you see, Surá continued. And we all know what that entails.

- Oh holy Asatanna!

- Yes we are very worried, and we thought maybe you can give us some advice?

- I don’t know if i can help, but let’s go inside and discuss it.

- So she is going to dance for the King, is she? Noor asked.

- No, Ikadera is a very talented lyra-player, and Usas mentioned this to one of the servants, and he must have told someone in the royal family.

- It’s all my fault. I should never have told anyone. I should never had let her play at all.

- We all know who are to blame here, and it ain’t anyone in this room, Noor said firmly. Now, how are we going to avoid further problems for Ikadera, that’s the question.

- You know we can’t say no. It’s the King’s request.

- Maybe if you insist you as her parents are by her side day and night?

- I don’t know. Usas said.I’ve seen this happening too many times, with too many girls, so I must admit it feels hopeless.

Surá didn’t say anything.

- Let’s not give up just yet. Noor tried to keep their spirits up. Let me talk with my aunt and uncle. There must be something we can do. Wait, let me go an pick up that baby, because it doesn’t seems he is going to settle down.

- Aww, he is so sweet Noor. You are so lucky to have only boys! When you have girls there are so many problems.

- I know what you mean, Noor nodded, but I also know you love your daughters very much. We’ll find a solution, I’m sure.

The next day Noor and Pamesijos went to Simadhne’s house, and was first met by Nashuja. He was genuinely happy to see his birth-mother.

- Mama Noor! Baby Pami!

- Nashuja my boy, will you lend the baby your bed for an hour or two? I think he needs to sleep.

It didn’t take long to explain the situation of Ikadera for Simadhne and Itaja.

- I was waiting for this, Isaja sighed. And I can’t explain how fricking mad it makes me.

- I know uncle Itaja, but what can we do? Is there really no way to stop this guy?

.

Previous | Index | Character overview | Next  

[midniallsnack]

i love when my friends check in on me to see if im okay, but it’s also because every friend i know has noticed that at some point i start to check out and get really tired. one of my close friends just called me out on it today and told me “we go to one store and then you’re like ok im tired time to go home!” and i was screaming inside. and i LOVE spending time with my friends. but everyone who has gotten to know me very quickly realizes i get tired very easily and i need to rest. part of me hopes that they don’t ever think i get tired of them because i love spending time with them and i make sure to tell them and actually plan hangouts with them.

this has happened so often over the years that my cousin’s partner has literally given me a christmas gift labeled “TO: I’m tired” LIKE??? HOLY FRICK I AM LITERALLY TIRED ALL THE TIME WHAT IS THIS

my cousin (who i have grown up with and very close to) has asked me to go to the doctor and get bloodwork done and hormones checked out because she’s pointed out that im always tired, even if i get a good amount of sleep.

[melshome]

paint splattered teardrops - chapter 2

cw negative thoughts about body, angst, fluff, body shaming, bullying, slowburn?, harassment, abuse characters scaramouche, other genshin chars mentioned a/n for some reason, i have motivation for this series -_- this chapter is a bit inspired by "horimiya", the anime!! you'll see how if you've watched/read it ;)

She left way too many wounds on you than she usually does. No one comes to the art room, and it's sound proof. Win win for Signora. She left the art room a few minutes ago, but you just let yourself lay on the ground she left you on. Everything hurts. Your head, face, arms, thighs. Your neck hurts too much to lift it and analyse your wounds.

You close your eyes, and let your mind blur out the sounds of students chatting in the hallways. Classes have probably started, but you don't have any right now. Your art teacher had you replace double english with art. You just paint in the art room, till home time. You can go home whenever you want to, but just before 8. The sounds of the students disappear, and your body relaxes. "God, why on earth am I the one getting it?"

Kunikuzushi forces himself to the art room, the exact one, where he met the girl. He still hasn't gotten her name, and doesn't want to ask Childe, as he'll make a fuss about it.

He slides open the door, and walks in, closing the door behind him. He turns, and his eyes widen. The girl he just talked to a few hours ago, is laying on the floor, with bruises and some blood pouring out from her thigh. He quickly rushes to her side, and puts his ear near her slightly opened mouth. Oh.. She's breathing.. The white light is the first thing you see. Something you don't usually see. The pillow is stiff. You feel something wrapped around your thigh. You first sit up, suddenly getting a headache. You cover your eyes, dragging your hands down your face.

"You're finally awake, jeez."

He's sitting in the chair beside the bed. One of his legs are crossed over the other, and he's looking at you.

"Sorry about that.. How did you find me?" You ask, getting out of the bed.

"You need to stay here you idiot," he stands up.

"No, it's ok. I just need some sleep, then I'll be better," you put your shoes back on, and turn to him.

"Thank you for that, and, also, I'm sorry about wasting your time," you give a little bow with your head, smiling at him.

"What's your name?"

"I'm surprised you don't know it, I thought everyone would know the name of the girl who paints overweight people.." You mumble quietly.

...

"My name is Y/N. What's your name?"

"Kunikuzushi." Y/N's smile, and her voice kept on popping into his head a lot recently. It's only been about 3 weeks, and it's just been happening everyday. Childe HAS noticed Kunikuzushi has been looking around the hallways and cafeteria more often. He doesn't usually look around, he just gets on with his business.

"Hm.. Scara, why are you always looking around the hallways and stuff?" Childe asks, pausing his music.

"Huh, I do no such thing," But Kunikuzushi knows that he does.

"Haha, you know I can tell when you're lying, right?" Childe chuckles.

"But it's fine. You'll tell me one day, won't you?" "Big brother!!" Teucer runs into Kunikuzushi's bedroom, and hugs a standing Childe.

"Teucer! What are you doing here?" Childe pats Teucer on the head.

"After school, I went to to the shops with my friends, but they ditched me and left me. A nice lady found me, and helped me find my way to big brother kuni's house!" Teucer points to the front door. Both Kunikuzushi and Childe looks at the front door.

Holy frick- It's her. Scaramouche lets Childe talk to her.

"Thanks Y/N for being Teucer back," he smiles. Y/N gives a little nod, giving a little smile.

"I'll be going now," she says quietly. She tilts her head, to be looking at him. She smiles at Kunikuzushi, before walking out of the front door. It's pouring outside, but she walks out casually.

"Big sister, wait come back!" Teucer runs outside, so does Childe, following after Teucer.

"Y/N, do you wanna stay over, just until it stops raining?" Childe says, holding onto Teucer's hand. Teucer gives a pleading look at Y/N. Your heart is beating so fast. You swear, that they can hear it. Teucer is sitting at Kunikuzushi's desk, and doing his homework. Childe and Kunikuzushi are just playing some music, while doing their own thing. You take out your phone, and messages your sister, letting her know you'll be coming home late.

You: Heyy, uh- I might be kind of late coming back home. It's raining, and I don't have an umbrella.

trash 🥰😘: yeah that's fine, see ya home when u do get home

As you're putting your phone away, Childe says,

"Oh shoot, I forgot about dinner-"

"Let me help with dinner this time, big bro!!" Teucer gets off from the desk, and quickly rushes down the stairs, leaving Childe still in the room.

You chuckle. "Do you want any more help with dinner?" You ask, just being nice.

"Nah, all good. You and Scara can do something together, not sure," you don't notice, but Childe winks at Kunikuzushi, who's sitting there, a bit pink. He closes the door behind him, leaving you two alone.

You take a glance at Kunikuzushi. He seems to be concentrating on the game he's playing, on his nintendo.

"What game are you playing?"

He doesn't look up, he just says, "animal crossing".

"Really? I wasn't expecting animal crossing.." you mutter, but you realize that he heard you.

"What? Does call of duty suit me more?" He looks up, grinning at you.

"Actually yeah. Or Valorant. Basically, anything other than animal crossing," you say.

"Pfft, what the hell," he continues with his game.

"Also, do you have another name? Childe called you Scara, when he was leaving."

You find out that his nickname is "Scaramouche". He doesn't like the name his mother chose for him, because it reminds him of her. He says he doesn't mind what name you call him. You stand up and stretch. God my poor back..

Kunikuzushi looks up for a second, before going back to his game.

"You can sit on his bed. He doesn't really care."

"It's fine, my back hurts all the time anyways, from painting from weird angles," you titter at your own comment.

You sit back down, and look up at Kunikuzushi, but he's staring at you.

"I'm telling you, he could not care less, go sit down or something," Kunikuzushi says. His eyes were... threatening you.. or.. She sits on the bed, her back resting against the wall. He only took a few glances, but he found that she had her eyes closed. She seemed to be sleeping, but how could she have fallen asleep so quickly?

"Are you sleeping already?" He asks.

...

So she really is sleeping... He exists the game, and turns off his nintendo. Kunikuzushi walks over to Y/N, and puts his face near hers, just making sure she's sleeping. She doesn't stir. Wow.

Kunikuzushi stares at her for a bit, sitting on the edge of the bed. Suddenly the door bursts open. Tuecer is standing there, about to say something, but he sees Kunikuzushi staring at Y/N.

"BIG BROTHER IS KISSING BIG SISTER!!!!"

[shikai-the-storyteller]

KARMALAND....

WEDDING DAY WATCH....

Sobs

Luzu: Today's going to be an improv lore day, it'll be fun and relaxing DOUBTFUL

Oh frick I forgot Fargan was on Luzu's side. Alexby come pick up your fiance and knock some sense into him

Vegetta: They won't leave me this time. I've had dreams where this has happened before, where I've been left at the altar. But it won't happen this time; they are just dreams. It's just nerves about the wedding. :(

Vegetta: *trauma dumping about his wedding fears* Fargan, zoning out: I can't wait to marry Alexby :)

Frick. Forgot Luzu had Rubius' daughter locked  up, wtf Luzu

WHY DOES SAPO PETA'S STREAM TITLE SAY PERMADEATH??? IF HE DIES I DIE

If he has to die to bring back Titi I will NOT be happy

Like, legitimately I'll be so sad if he dies

AWH…LUZU'S GONNA GET VEGETTA A WEDDING PRESENT….I genuinely adore their friendship

OH LMAO I FORGOT LUZU CLOSED THE CHURCH TO FORCE OUT QUACKITY'S COUSINS uh oh

Vegetta and Fargan: yeah Luzu's a bit corrupt, but we love him anyways Friendship is beautiful

Vegetta: we don't need a wedding banquet, I want to spend my wedding night with Lolito 😒💀

VEGETTA AND HIS FIVE MILLION CATS….I love him

HE HAS TWO KITTENS NAMED RUBEN AND SAMUEL…..IM WEEPY…🥺💕😭

WAIT IS VEGETTA WEARING THE SAME SUIT HE WORE TO THE DISASTER K4 WEDDING??? oh no

Fargan: I made some mines for today because I think it'll end messy You did WHAT

Why is Fargan wearing That

Luzu: here, we can rehearse the wedding. I'll pretend to be Lolito Luzugetta….

Luzu: We're all proud of you Vegetta. Also a little nervous WE SURE ARE

Alexby to Luzu: I refuse to sit with you. Oh wait I’m the priest, I won't be sitting at all

PFTT he's so cute

They asked Luzu to go get Lolito LMAO please don't ask Luzu they've got old longstanding beef

Lolito: I want Rubius to take me to the altar uhhhHHHHH UH OH

Sapo Peta showed up in a nice suit that's torn up and Luzu said it ripped because of all his muscles pftt

Alexby: Oh how pretty! Does Lolito have a ring for you too? Vegetta: I — I don't know Oh No

Vegetta: This wedding gives me a bad feeling YOU AND ME BOTH KING

Rubius: Today is the day that two men will forge their destiny, but which men are we talking about? RUBIUS I SWEAR–

FIGHT FOR YOUR MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE COMMIT TO THE MAN YOU LOVE

Rubius: Why do people keep saying I want to stop the wedding? I just want my friends to be happy If you ruin his wedding Vegetta will be the OPPOSITE of happy you moron

Lolito: Today’s my last day in Karmaland! I’m going to marry him then kill him. Just kidding. :) SHUT UP LOLITO!!!! THATS MY BIGGEST FEAR

*Luzu and Alexby fighting* Fargan: Wow this is so tense let’s kiss

Rubius wearing a purple dress wow that’s subtle

Rubius Mexico PFTT

Awh… Vegetta was getting stressed out because things weren’t symmetrical so Luzu made his henchmen fix things :’) Fwiends….

Rubius told Lolito to throw the flower bouquet to him. Lord.

LOLITO PROPOSED TO RUBIUS?? HUH

Oh it was that kind of proposal 😒

Lolito still has doubts against getting married agh

Quackity sleeping through this whole thing rn bruh

Lolito: I keep repeating "Mi niña, mi niña, mi niña” in my mind. It makes me feel such a strong strange thing Me: Huh I wonder what that’s about The fandom: *EXPLODING* Me: OH I SEE. THAT’S A MANGEL / LOLITO REFERENCE

Rubius trying to blackmail Lolito into not getting married to Vegetta AGH

Lolito: Everything is beautiful Vegetta: You're more beautiful. The flowers can't even compare to you. The best part about my eyes is you reflecting on them. THAT”S SO CUTE WTF

Awh, Vegetta looked back at Rubius when Alexby asked if anyone objected to the wedding.

HELL YEAH RUBIUS STOOD UP TO OBJECT TO THE WEDDING, WE LOVE THAT TROPE

Vegeta: Sit down, this time I'm getting married for real HOLY FRICK. POP OFF VEGETTA

NOOO HE’S SHOWING THE PICTURES

Not Sapo Peta being like “yes I was the photographer! :D”

WTHAT THE FRICK

RUBIUS ASKED FOR LOLITO’S HAND IN MARRIAGE???

RUBIUS I HOPE VEGETTA DUMPS YOU THAT”S SO MEAN AND CRUEL

Lolito: Do you know I'm a little crazy? I will need an open relationship, I need love without boundaries.

NO!!!! WHEN WILL VEGETTA CATCH A FRICKIN BREAK, LOLITO’S THE SAME AS RUBIUS

NOBODY IN THIS FRICKIN SERIES IS LOYAL

Noooooo noooo poor Vegetta oh no :((((

Vegetta: Rubius just sabotaged the wedding because he's in love with Lolito! And I didn't want the open relationship, they're valid, but not for me! I love that in the midst of heartbreak he’s still like “that’s valid” oh my gosh

Luzu is badmouthing Rubius and Rubius just said “Betrayal? You’re one to talk, didn’t you betray Quackity?” DANG

Rubius and Lolito got married 💀💀💀 Our worst fear became true

Luzu: How can you celebrating knowing what you did to Vegetta? With everything Vegetta is going through? HELL YEAH TELL EM OFF!!! YOU”RE THE ONLY VALID ONE IN THIS ROOM

Partying at Vegetta’s house is always a tradition but this is the WORST time to have it AGH

Luzu: I'll respect my friend forever, and his dignity. They stole his bride, his wedding and his house. That bear is laughing at Vegetta. But he's not gonna laugh for long. The town hall won't accept manipulation. I love Luzu so frickin much. He’s the only one who’s loyal to Vegetta, sobs

Gosh Vegetta’s house is gorgeous

Oh no Luzu noticing the Rubegetta painting in Vegetta’s house

Vegetta: Leave me alone. I want to cry NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Man Rubius is the EPITOME of “If you can’t be with me you can’t be with anyone” except he’s LITERALLY the reason they aren’t together. This is all Rubius’ fault.

WTF IS THAT POTATO

Wait the machine said Luzu was lying when Rubius asked if his name was Luzu. Does this confirm that uzuL or Evil Luzu is in charge right now?? That would actually be the best case scenario because that would explain why Luzu’s being so contradictory 

Rubius: Is there someone in Karmaland you love? Luzu: No Machine: WRONG WE WIN THESE

Rubius: Are you planning something deeper and darker than being just the mayor? Luzu: No Machine: TRUE

Rubius: Did you commit voter fraud? Luzu: No Machine: TRUE LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO SAPO PETA OUTING LUZU FOR RIGGING THE MACHINE

Fargan’s the only person there who still supports Luzu, FARGAN….HE CLOSED YOUR FIANCE’S CHURCH….

Fargan: Rubius needs to be taken down Luzu: And Vegetta should be the judge OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gosh I love the music Luzu is playing I wish I knew what that was

Rubius: Is there someone you love? Alexby: Yes. It’s a love I carry in secret Weeps

Rubius Gaslighting so hard rn

Rubius, lying: I was wrong, you didn’t do anything bad. Luzu: If you want my trust, arrest Quackity and put him in jail. FRICK

FRICK!!! RUBIUS AGREED

Luzu: The truth, Rubius, I am a man of action and not of words YEAH. WE’RE WELL AWARE

Rubius: Congrats on the mayoral position Luzu: And congrats on your wedding I can just imagine them looking each other dead in the eye as they shake each other’s hands trying to break the other person’s fingers

Luzu: I don’t believe a word he said Frick. So Rubius is going to have to tell Quackity the plan. Or will he? Or will he not tell Quackity so it seems more believable? FRICK

Luzu: I trust no one now :( Just like the beginning of K5… “The only word you can trust is mine”

Luzu, to Sapo Peta: I didn't feel good today. I don't know if you can notice my anxiety, but I hated seeing my friend suffer at the wedding. AGH!!! THE LUZU VEGETTA FRIENDSHIP MAKES MY HEART ACHE!!!!!

Rubius said to chat he’s having a better time with his role now in Karmaland but also. King you’re breaking all of our hearts

Luzu asked Sapo Peta to be his unofficial advisor, thank goodness he’s asking the one mentally stable person in Karmaland

Sapo Peta: I’m not sure what's wrong or right anymore. Maybe you should respect your own judgment, because you're looking for the best outcome for Karmaland.

AghhhHHH

So Rubius left the server, as Lolito's new husband and said he’d get together with Alexby to plan to overthrow Luzu. And SapoPeta will act as a double agent but on Rubius's side. Bruh

Luzu: I’m afraid I won’t be able to make the right decisions in the future Bestie you haven’t made the right decisions in the PRESENT

Rubius to chat: Oh I wasn’t planning on marrying Lolito that was completely improvised WE SHOULDN”T HAVE JOKED ABOUT IT

Oh frick someone said “What if Lolito pulls a Rubius and gets a divorce so he can get all his stuff back?” and I’m like OH FRICK. KARMA

WAIT FARGAN CAUGHT THE BRIDAL BOUQUET?? I DIDNT NOTICE THAT….the only highlights from today’s tragedies was Luzu and Vegetta’s friendship and Fargexby

Sapo Peta: Luzu really seems like a good person, but power... power corrupts. Very few who are in power have had an infinite reign. Human beings are not capable of having that much power. What is good and what is evil? I love you Sapo Peta :(

Thinking about Sapo Peta’s friendship with Luzu and these tweets killed me :(

Oh frick he’s playing the background sad opening music from Beauty and the Beast that’s some of my fave music

Sapo Peta: As you can see, I am a very neutral person, I don't marry anyone. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Sapo Peta: If Quackity commits evil, it's because Quackity has an evil side and that can be chosen. I cannot defend a person who commits terrorism, any more than I could with a person who rigs the elections. Sapo Peta really said “Neither of these guys are valid”

WELP.

THE ONLY WINNERS TODAY WERE THE FARGEXBY NATION AND THE LUZUGETTA FOLKS

[avybeans]

*Warning* : obsession, stalking, creepy feels, and a chase

If you don’t like these then I recommend to not read this.

Yandere error sans x Gn reader

.....

Oh no

Yep “oh no” indeed.

You literally met this skeleton like two weeks ago, he was about to destroy your universe like paper, but to shreds.

Until he saw you.

Yes you, when you were standing there eyes wide open as he was about to slaughter many innocents, or maybe guiltiest who May be called “GliTcH”.

After that you run, but he followed you.

And after two weeks of getting unnerving feeling of someone watching you, the destroyer finally wanted you, and now you’re running from him.

In the alleyway with the graffiti arts flowers and rainbow sunshine on walls, a dumpster empty..... huh? Maybe a trash truck came here before you.

Perfect place to hide.

You hopped in the dumpster, saw chips, gum, and some rotten junk. You might think your gonna barf, but you’ll rather die in the stinky trash than to be with him-

“Sweet heart”

Speak of the devil.

You held your breath, refused to hiccup, sniffle, or mumble panic words to yourself.

“you know your friends got in the way, right? So I had to.... “erase” them just to have you, just the both of us, together.”

You wanted to kill him so bad, but you can’t you don’t know how. You don’t really know him well, so why was he forcing you to love him?

Did he do it because he’s lonely, loses his sane, or felt a tug of a string wrapped around your soul and his, then needed you?

Now your thinking of romance books-

“ you know I pretty tired of this game we’re playing, I’m going to count to three.”

He’s looking at the other dumpster you’re not in, wow you think he’s a dumbass.

“one...two..three-“

You should really move-

But in a flashed the dumpster lid you’re in has been ripped open, only to find glitchy eyes stares at you lovely and smile stretch up at you.

Wow that bastard had you fooled.

“Found you~”

Author note : holy frick that was a first time I made a obsession story or yandere whatever it’s called ( sorry yandere fans) anyways hope you enjoyed it now ima sleep, have a good day/night time!!

Error sans - by loverofpiggies/crayonqueen

[akakeiiji]

Headcanons for how they will confess to their best friend that they have feelings for them ? (Iwa, Tobio, Kuroo)

I LITERALLY SAID I WOULDN’T DISAPPEAR AGAIN BUT SIS?? MY SCHOOL LITERALLY BOMBARDED ME WITH SO MUCH WORK THIS WEEK EIJNHERBVER 

Anyway, I hope you like this 🥺💖

-`,✎ How Iwaizumi, Kageyama and Kuroo would confess to their best friend

Iwaizumi Hajime

He’s probably the most hesitant to confess out of the three

He loves you so fricking much and he wants nothing more than to tell you because keeping his feelings for you to himself physically hurts

But the thing is he doesn’t want to lose you

He values your friendship so much and he’d rather suffer in silence than risk losing you from his life

But it soon becomes too much because instead of his feelings dissipating overtime like he thought it would, it just grew stronger and stronger

Oikawa was also pretty insistent in him confessing, he would have taken longer to confess if Oikawa hadn’t annoyed him into it

He would probably act really weird before he confesses; he’s strangely silent, easily distracted as he went through his confession speech for the nth time in his head, and has this persistent blush on his cheeks the whole time

Not much is able to get to Iwaizumi like this so it was pretty weird seeing him acting liking that

You’d probably think he was sick or something

He’d have this big plan in his head for how to confess to you, one made by Oikawa most likely he’s the one most invested in this relationship

However, once it comes to actually doing it, Iwaizumi would forget everything his friends practically drilled into his head

You always had such a strong effect on him, his mind practically blanked on the spot when you turned your full attention to him, sending him that large smile that always reduced him to a blubbering mess

That speech he had memorized? Gone. It’s gone. Oikawa’s writing was for naught.

He’d be uncharacteristically panicky and sheepish, his face a persistent shade of red

It would take a while for him to actually get to the point, he’d go on and on about how he didn’t want to lose you as a friend and how he understood if you were upset or something so you’d think he was about to relay bad news to you

“Just spit it out, Hajime!”

“—I…I like you, okay.”

“Wait, what?”

HE’D PRACTICALLY EXPLODE FROM EMBARRASSMENT, HE’D BE EVEN MORE FLUSTERED AFTER ADMITTING IT OUT LOUD

He just automatically assumed that you didn’t feel the same but who wouldn’t fall for Iwaizumi?

If you thought he couldn’t get any more red and flustered, then you’re wrong

When you told him you felt the same way he practically passed out

Basically, Iwa may not look but he is just a soft bby and I would give the world to him if I could

Kageyama Tobio

First of all, he wouldn’t even realize that he liked you

He would be so oblivious of his ridiculously non-platonic feelings for you for such a long time

He hasn’t had many friends in the past, especially not one with a relationship as close as yours before, so he just assumed that what he was feeling was normal around friends

Oh, his heart just skipped a beat when you laughed at something he said? Probably just because he’s happy for making his friend laugh

He’s blushing because you hugged him after he aced a test you two studied for? He’s probably just not used to such affection

He just had a strangely vivid dream about kissing you? Weird dreams are normal, it probably doesn’t mean anything

This would go on for months and it’s so frustrating for everyone around you all because you two are perfect for each other and you both very obviously like one another

bUT YOU’RE BOTH DENSE AF

In the end, one of Kageyama’s teammates would probably have to slap him into reality most likely tsukishima or hinata

And he’d literally have a mind blown moment

He wouldn’t be able to sleep that night because he’d spend the whole time tossing and turning in his bed as he mulled over his feelings for you

He would have no idea what to do, feelings and romance weren’t his strong suit, he’s never confessed to someone before

He’d probably google how to confess to a friend and read all those juvenile articles that don’t really give good advice and he’d just eat them up thinking they were the real deal

However, he wouldn’t have the opportunity to try out these “tips and tricks” because he ends up slipping it out on accident

It would happen after a game, Kageyama would be giddy and high on the adrenaline from the game and from their win

You’d immediately rush over to him, just as happy as the team members and jump into his arms, cheering and telling him about all your favorite plays

And as he watches, literally so love-stricken at the sight of you so happy, it would just come out

And the two of you would just freeze, Kageyama would turn beet red, panicking and pushing you away

He’d try to deny it but the damage was already done—or so he thought

He’d literally think that he just ruined your entire friendship and he’d lose not only his crush but his closest friend but you immediately took him in your arms again telling him that you felt the same way

Kageyama would literally be so overwhelmed with emotions, he’d short circuit right away

Kuroo Tetsurou

THIS H O E

He fell for you right away, he just couldn’t help it

But he just initially thought that his feelings for you were just a short-lived crush, nothing but a little thing he could laugh about later down the line so he didn’t really feel the need to tell you

But instead, your friendship only grew stronger which in turn made his feelings grow as well

His supposed short-lived crush ended up growing into something unprecedentedly uncontrollable and intense that he couldn’t brush it aside anymore

He’d literally start flirting with you at some point, sending you cheesy pick-up lines and compliments every so often

But instead of you getting the hint, you interpreted his flirting as some new way of teasing of his

You would simply laugh, sometimes even flirt back—which would make Kuroo more flustered that he would like to admit—and brush it off

This would go on for so long, it ended up becoming an inside joke between you two and it became normal for your friends to just walk in on you two flirting back and forth playfully

Sometimes you two would even tell others that you were dating or were married

Every single time you flirt back or say stuff like this, and I mean every single time, Kuroo’s heart practically does cartwheels in his chest

Whenever he can’t keep in his emotions, he hides it by reacting dramatically on purpose so that you’d think it was just another bit of his

And for the most part, you did; you never questioned whether or not his words held any truth behind them and always assumed it was just a joke to him

Slowly, as his feelings intensified, his advances would grow bolder as well

He literally outright said that he liked you multiple times, he would say it without a trace of mockery or jest

bUT YOU JUST LAUGHED AND SAID YOU’D START PLANNING THE WEDDING AND WALKED AWAY

You didn’t complain, of course, your crush was practically throwing himself at you but you did begin questioning why he was doing this in the first place

And Kuroo would feel a mixture of warmth and frustration

Warmth because holy crap you’re so cute

And utter frustration because yoU’RE sO dEnSE

“Why are you even doing this, Tetsu? Are you this lonely?”

“I—you—oh my god—”

He’d slap his warm cheeks with his hands, rubbing his eyes as he thought of what to say to properly bring his point across

He’d grab your hands and look you straight in your eyes

“Listen, I am being 100% percent serious right now: I like you, I like you a lot.”

And only then did it click that all those months of flirting, joking confessions of love and other acts of affection were all genuine, not just for you but for him as well

You two would literally be so relieved because you didn’t know how long you could take your arrangement anymore, it was both riveting and painful at the same time

I swear none of your friends were surprised when you two started dating for real, they were probably more relieved than you two were because they didn’t know how much more they could take of watching you two pine dolefully for each other 

[dreamcatcherrs]

do ypu have anything for george? i love him :(

christmas with georgenotfound

holy frick, george is such a cutie patootie

he’d like go to an amusement park with you

and, like, hold your hand🥺

and kiss you by the large christmas tree

seeing the lights reflecting in your eyes

he’d probably need you to tell him which collars are the most christmassy

since he can't see green or red properly bc he’s colourblind

he wouldn't mind wearing matching Christmas sweaters

but he’d be very shy about it

bc he know he’ll be teased by dream and sapnap

since he has a fucked up sleep schedule

you’d sometimes stay up with him

and he’d be like “hey, are you hungry? let’s go to mcdonalds”

and you’d go there at 3am

and sit just the two of you in there and talk about everything and nothing at all

you’d have matching padded jacket without even knowing it

like maybe the colour wasn't the same, but the jacket was exactly the same brand

and he’d just laugh about it and kiss your cheek gently

has a comforting hand on your waist a lot of the time

he wants to go ice skating with you!

he would invite you to go on a cruise ship with him

where you'd go for a small 2 day trip to someplace else across the sea

and you’d eat christmas dinner on the cruise

because that's specifically what they served for the occasion

and of course he’d book the most expensive room for the best experience ;)

if not a cruise ship, then some other kind of trip

where you’d be alone

or in some place where they spoke a different language

trying new things with you is kinda his love language

it makes everything a lot more memorable

________________________

tag list✰

@zayenz @terribletoothbat @0t0n1n @0125cm @yukiuheh @shinee-is-5-forever @regularnoceur @b01nk-b0w@christhebish@nutritious-emo-crackkk@bookishreid@giavanna-707 @reddiesmcdonalds@cosmins@vixxzial@autumnpleaves@paradigmax@meaganjm@shiningsunrises@moralofwalls@username1212131@gxldentaestuff@innitdream @televisionpresent38 @bubblyanis@zurami @highoffhockey @popinjaytaylor@196os@livsbaby@doubts-of-gold@bunlina@retrav @mcyt-is-my-life@aleaisntcreative @my-shitpost-of-writing @my-shitpost-of-writing @clownsdrowning @pissbabywastaken@shiningsunrises @tie-dyed-dumbass @death-by-rats@simpfordraco @bippity-boppity-boopa@neongreendaydreams  @vibin-by-myself@littlepotatos0w0@christhebish @pipp-poppz@btsiguess-kpop@prettysmallfries@hiyoko-kos@kenmxskitten@fudrudy@weepingartanimespy@rhino-zucchini@goldenstarofthunderclan@melonmarz@ubeicecreamisthebest@polaroidinurroom @ady-yoo@isimpforeveryone@edenhollandd@ineedtogetoutofhere@glitter-night @hamilsandersfam@mothheart-witch @wrong-exit@trashcanfullofdork​ ​ @hellfirepheonixx​ @marshmallow-babe​ @isimpforeveryone​​ @ky50621 @randomcloud​​ @wormie4k@dinonuggies50 @p4rty-t4ttoos @aspenthegremlin​ @book-of-anarchy​ @jeyacore @thetattooink

[antvnger]

🎵On the 24th day of Christmas, Ant-Mun gave to me actually all of us, me included this time:

So Ant-Mun took the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas poem and rewrote it to feature me and a special guest! It's pretty neat but kinda long, so check it out under the keep reading line!

Here's some mood music to read by if you want!

Ant-Man's Christmas Guest

 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through my house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Cassie hung our stockings on the mantle with care,

In hopes that good ol’ St. Nick would soon be there.

I had just returned from a Christmas Eve tussle

And stopped some bad guys in their bah-humbug bustle.

Cassie was already snug like a bug in bed,

And I really doubt she watched dancing plums in her head.

Probably dreamed of saving the world like her old man;

I just dream time would let her stay young as long as it can.

I collapsed in my bed, not even bothering to shed my suit;

Just let me get some sleep and dream of sugared fruit.

When out in my living room there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

I ran to the hallway then I halted my dash

And was surprised to catch a glimpse of a green flash.

I must be dreaming! What did I just see?

I could have sworn I just saw something...furry.

The twinkling lights from my Christmas tree

Were the only lights to help me see,

But I knew something was definitely amiss

When I heard a snickering croak and a hiss.

Then I saw him peek out and I had to flinch!

Holy fricking crap! My intruder’s the Grinch!

I can’t believe my own eyes as he struts and laughs

And shows me he has one of Cassie’s old crafts.

Hey! That green Christmas thief has Cassie’s ornament!

And he says, “My my my, how this is unfortunate.

The pride of Ant-Man’s tree now in my grasp!”

Why that little sneak, I couldn’t help but gasp.

“You’re actually trying to steal from me?

And take my favorite ornament off my tree?”

“Why not,” the Grinch replied, “I like to cause a mess

For people like you who are big on Christmas.”

“What happened to your heart growing 3 times bigger?”

He shrugged, “Old habits die hard, and this kind of thing gives me some vigor.”

Then he took off so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment I had to catch that Grinchy trick!

More rapid than eagles we were in our game of tag

But it finally looked like I had this win in the bag!

I said, “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch,

But catching you was actually a cinch.”

The Grinch harrumphed but offered no other chatter.

“Now, c’mon, give back my stuff and tell me what’s the matter.

Why did you really come to steal from my tree?”

The Grinch grumbled then sighed. “I want one of these things for me.”

I tilt my head; I’m definitely confused.

Why would he need my ornament; what’s the use?

“I’m sorry I don’t understand. You better explain.”

“Your ornament is special, lots of happiness it contains,

But you see, I have nothing like that of the sort.

No sweet memories or cheer, save for the Whos' newfound support 

I want a trinket like yours, something given to me,

Straight from the heart just to make me happy.”

Well no wonder the poor ol’ Grinch was fighting such gloom

All he wanted was something special, a tiny heirloom,

A sweet homemade thing to warm up his old heart

Like how the ornament Cassie’s love on me will always impart.

“Aw Mr. Grinch, stealing my ornament won’t get you what you’re looking for

Nor can you get it online or from any store.

Just like Christmas, what you’re wanting comes from within 

And given with lots of love that’ll make you forever grin. 

I know why you want it, Mr. Grinch, and I can’t blame you.

Give it some time and I’ll bet ya Cindy Lou Who will come through. 

She’s your big buddy now, right?

Just watch and see, I’ll bet she’ll give you

something that’ll excite.”

The Grinch asked me, “How is it you sound so sure?”

“Because just like Christmas, my kid and your little friend are rather pure,

And they show their love to friends and family 

In those simple, sweet ways and do so happily. 

Trust me, Mr. Grinch, Christmas came through for you,

And Cindy Lou Who will for you too!”

The Grinch said sorry for taking my ornament 

And thanked me for my lack of judgment 

Regarding his Christmas mischief 

And promised that never again he’d play the thief.

We said our goodbyes as we shook hands.

“Merry Christmas, Mr. Grinch”, “Merry Christmas, Ant-Man”.

As I watched him go, I thought of all my loved ones:

Friends and family, online buddies and Anons

I’d give them all a hug if I could and hold them tight

And say “Merry Christmas to all of you! And to all a good night!”