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OT13 reacting to their s/o getting fired & doubting herself
Request: Hello celeste!!!!! Can I get an ot13 reaction where their wife telling them that they got fired from their workplace and doubting themselves for not being a better wife to them ??? Also I hope you have a better day ahead âĄ
- âïž anon
Immediately Gets Defensive & Angry On Your Behalf ("WHO DO I NEED TO FIGHT??" Protects you first, comforts you after.) â Seungcheol, Jeonghan, Mingyu, Seungkwan
âEXCUSE ME?? THEY FIRED YOU??â Their temper is immediately flaring up. Your boss is now Enemy #1.
Seungcheol: Already planning to call a lawyer. âThatâs it. Weâre taking legal action.â (Even if thereâs no reason to, he just needs to do something.)
Jeonghan: Sarcastic and pissed af. âThey really fired the BEST worker they had? Their loss, not yours, love.â
Mingyu: Hugs you instantly. âAre you okay?? No, donât cry, baby, pleaseââ heâs so worried but also furious on your behalf.
Seungkwan: Losing his mind. âTELL ME WHICH SUPERVISOR, IâM WRITING A SCATHING REVIEW.â Also pep talks you for two hours straight.
They REFUSE to let you blame yourself.
Immediately Holds You & Comforts You ("Baby, no, please don't say that about yourself." More focused on you than the job.) â Joshua, DK, Woozi, Vernon
Joshua: This man is SO SOFT. âSweetheart, you are the most amazing wife. This job doesnât deserve you.â Gives you the longest hug.
Woozi: Heart breaks in half. âYou think youâre not good enough?? Love, I donât care about the job, I care about YOU.â Softly kisses your forehead.
Dokyeom: TEARY-EYED. âYOU THINK YOUâRE NOT A GOOD WIFE??? BABY, YOU ARE THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.â (Now heâs crying, too.)
Vernon: Squeezes your hand so tight. âThatâs crazy talk. Youâre literally the best person I know.â Says it so sincerely, you believe him.
They will keep reassuring you until you see yourself the way they do.
Cannot Believe You'd Even Think This About Yourself ("I must have misheard you. Say that again and see what happens.") â Wonwoo, Minghao, Dino
Wonwoo: Dead serious. âYouâre questioning yourself? The woman I married? Donât ever do that again.â His voice is soft but firm.
Minghao: Crosses his arms. âSo youâre telling me a job can determine your worth? Do you think thatâs true?â He will MAKE you realize how amazing you are.
Dino: Eyes WIDE with disbelief. âDo you think my love depends on your job? Is that how little you think of my love for you?â (Heâs so hurt that youâd ever doubt yourself âčïž)
They donât tolerate self-doubt. They will make you understand your worth, one way or another.
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Treats you like a princess for the rest of the day
"If they donât appreciate you, Iâll appreciate you twice as much."
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM would spoil you immediately.
Expect your favorite food, hugs all day, unlimited kisses, a cozy movie night, and them reminding you how perfect you are.
OT13 does NOT care about your job. He cares about YOU. He will protect, comfort, and love you through this and he will make sure you know you are still an amazing wife, partner, and person.
#mansaenetwork#svt x reader#seventeen x reader#svt reactions#seventeen reaction#svt scenarios#seventeen scenarios#scoups seventeen#jeonghan seventeen#joshua seventeen#jun seventeen#hoshi seventeen#wonwoo seventeen#woozi seventeen#dk seventeen#mingyu seventeen#minghao seventeen#seungkwan seventeen#vernon seventeen#dino seventeen#seventeen#svt#seventeen fluff#â
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Iâll admit a thing. Prior to Haikavetham I thought that Hoyoverse wasnât interested in developing MLM ships too much. I was okay with that too because yuri gets less attention anyway and HYV was obsessively focused on it. But there was always that fear in me that their obsession with WLW ships was likely somewhat inspired by fetishisation.
But then Haikavetham came along and shattered that assumption for me. I thought no other MLM HYV ship could possibly come close to it but Phaidei is actually insane. You can see that this company, with their limitations even because of censorship, is trying pretty hard to make a good MLM ship that fans can decipher easily.
3.1 spoilers up ahead. And this post is absolutely an excuse to collate âevidenceâ for how gay Phaidei is
1. Phainon and Mydei being parallels to Kephale and Nikador (respectively), and also possibly being inheritors to their coreflame (Phainon left but itâs almost confirmed). Where Nikador allegedly fell in love with Kephale, who is their rival and fought them. A very direct parallel to Phaidei
2. But itâs less about their parallels and more about what they do at present in the story. The most conspicuous incident of this is the last part of 3.1âs quest, where theyâre parting. Firstly, Phainon is the last person Mydei met. He was the last farewell Mydei wanted to give before he left. Secondly, when they do talk, Phainon asks this

To which Mydei first replies that the Kremnoan philosophy can never be encapsulated in a dictionary. And then he says this

Donât tell me this doesnât read like Phainon worried that the word for romance really doesnât exist in the Kremnoan language but hoping that it does. Because language makes culture. And as a Kremnoan, that should mean, at least in theory, that Mydei is not fully capable of romance. But this reads like Phainon knowing they have feelings for each other, and teasing Mydei about it. Like âhey I know you say romance doesnât exist in the Kremnoan language but you definitely like me so youâre probably lyingâ. Because why would this be one of his parting sentences? Itâs too irrelevant at the moment.
Add to this what Mydei says in the end. Donât tell me this doesnât read like the most classic doomed gay ship trope! Because it is!! It is!!!!
(Also I donât know how many people noticed this but when Mydei says the last sentence, his tone is uncharacteristically soft)
3. This GIF.
I canât stop thinking about it. Phainon knows Mydei has his back (and vice versa because⊠lol). Phainon feels absolute relief knowing Mydei is with him, and they will fight together. Phainon trusts him, and Mydei trusts Phainon even more.
There is also this scene.
Since my post is getting long Iâll recommend reading a small breakdown of it here (much better explained than I could). They have each otherâs backs, and they trust each other with everything. Also the way Mydei says âfound youâ. I cried.
4. Including their lives!

What an insane scene man. Reveal your proverbial Achilles heel to one man and one man only, who coincidentally happens to be the man who you trust watching your back.
5. They help each other get better. Not much explanation needed but Phainon and Mydei understand each other deeply, and they understand the otherâs desires and even masked feelings. Phainon helped Mydei make that final decision that he needed to change the lives of Kremnoans and be a better king (by recommending he go to Chartonus, to whom Phainon had relayed details about Gorgoâs signet ring)

And Mydei helps Phainon with this


There is, of course, a lot more âevidenceâ. The smallest of expressions (like damn Mydei smiles a lot around Phainon lol) to it being heavily implied their comfort zone is each other. My point, though, is that Iâm very impressed by a Chinese company willingly making so much implied gay content despite censorship restricting them. Phaidei has become another one of those iconic HYV ships for me at least.
Btw, if you see this post, please donât add âbut they could be friends-â Iâm aware and itâs a redundant argument. There is a very thin line separating platonic and romantic love. Yes this could be an example of a beautifully higher level of platonic love. But I choose to read this as romantic because I trust in a game company known for making heavily implied gay couples to have made another one.
And please do not treat this as discourse despite how I started it!! This is about Phaidei and I wanted to give a background about why I think theyâre pretty gay
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Cybertron Pre-Sentinel's betray
AKA High Guard x B99 au [1/?]
Base on my previous post
Starscream: That's how we do it in the HG, sir. Fight bad guys and look good doing it ------ Shockwave: Could you make TC stop doing that weird thing with his face? Skywarp: Crying? ------ Starscream: Let's go! Chest bump me! Soundwave: You don't want to do this Starscream: No, I really do Soundwave: It hurts you every time Starscream: No, I know, but I'm fired up. The adrenaline is gonna carry me through. Here we go! [They chest-bump, and Soundwave effortlessly knocks Star to the floor] ------ [Megatronus enters the room with his wrist is in a splint] Starscream: Whoa. What's with the cast? Megatronus: I sprained my wrist. Skyfire: Oh no, what happened? Megatronus: Don't worry about it, I'm fine. Starscream: Yeah, Primus, Sky. Back off. Leave the guy alone [he cranes his neck to check if Prime is out of earshot] All right, huddle up, everyone. Bring it in, bring it in. So he wouldn't say what happened, which can only mean one thing. Skywarp: He's in a fight club. Starscream: No. He did it doing something he's embarrassed by. Like smiling. Only question is how do you hurt your arm smiling. Thundercracker: Could be a sports injury Megatronus: Attention, everyone! I can hear you speculating about the nature and origin of my injury from my office. I tripped over un uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs you should all be doing right now. Get to work. Megatronus to Starscream once everyone in gone: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? Starscream: Yes. Megatronus: I was hula hooping. Prima and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. Starscream: Oh, my Primus. Megatronus: I've mastered all the moves. Starscream: Why are you telling me this? Megatronus: Because no one will ever believe you. Starscream: You sick son of a glitch. ------ Starscream: So how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me? What'd you offer them? Megatronus: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes ------ Skywarp: Oh, no. Despite what I've been saying for years, that aft just might quit ------ Shockwave: Come on, sir, the math thing isn't the problem. The war is keeping you and Prima apart. You two just need to bone. Skyfire: [chuckles nervously] Megatronus: What did you say? Skyfire: Don't say it again. Shockwave: I said you two need to bone. Skyfire: [whimpers] Megatronus: How dare you, General Shockwave. I am your Prime! Megatronus: Bone! Megatronus: What happens in my berthroom is none of your business. Megatronus: BONE?! Megatronus: Don't ever speak to me like that again. ------ Shockwave: So Starscream's doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing? [to Skyfire] You did this to him ------ Megatronus: I wanna show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Starscream: Okay, but in my defense, Shockwave bet me 50 shanix that I couldn't drink all that shampoo. Megatronus: That's not what I wanted to- You drank shampoo? Starscream: What? No. You're the one farting bubbles. ------ Megatronus: Please, keep an eye on Thundercracker today. Heâs going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get himself punched. Skywarp: Sure, I would love to see Thundercracker get punched. Megatronus: Try again. Skywarp: I mean I will stop TC from getting punched. ------ Starscream: This is where we came the night we pass our first big exam and you fell in love with me. Skyfire: Star. Starscream: The night you flirted with me for twenty klicks and I became obsessed with you forever. ------ Thundercracker: Life is a party and Iâm the piñata. ------ Soundwave: You could've died. Starscream: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the energon is supposed to be ------ Soundwave, holding kitten!Ravage: Prime was right. I've been so worried about my own kid, I forgot about my stupid grown-up kids [points at the seekers] Starscream: That's insulting ------ Thundercraker: Sexy train is leaving station, check out this caboose. Later sluts Everyone: Starscream: Just let him have it
#transformers#transformers one#the high guard#tf high guard#transformers high guard#high guard#starscream#tf one starscream#skywarp#tf one skywarp#thundercracker#tf one thundercracker#shockwave#tf one shockwave#soundwave#tf one soundwave#skyfire#tf one skyfire#tf one megatronus#megatronus prime#prima prime#tf one prima prime#skystar#noblespark#hg x b99
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Whitaker, please heâs just the best.
More under the cut for Ep. 9
Mr. Silent Heart Attack, honestly the only words out of my mouth was asshole, what a fucking dick. My girl Dana?!?! Are you serious? I hope thatâs the last weâve seen of him, but I doubt it. Dana is the best, the end.
Whitaker catching the rat and killing it? You go farm boy! I was dying of laughter because they were all amused by it, also the nurse flirting with him? Give my boy a win! A girl and clean scrubs he is on top of the world. Seriously though, I do like that he cares enough about the kraken and is willing to go out into the field. Heâs probably one of my favorites with Mel, just both really well written. I hope next season we get to see that outreach team with McKay!
Speaking of McKay, she had a rough hour. Trying to get a human trafficking girl help she didnât want, though the pen with the hotline was so smart! Then the UTI that wasnât a UTI coming back in, I felt for her, especially with the bias mention from Collins. Which is another thing that happens, bias with heavy set people, I really like that this show is addressing that along with the POC struggle.
Also Robby tweaking his back? Ok old man (I love this old man very much, so very much affectionate). Itâs either a tweaked back or a urine infection, that man has not known a moment of peace today. Two things 1) I had to go back and listen to what he said to Langdon after he walked in on him reaming Santos out because of how he appeared behind the curtain it was giving âhello thereâ and 2) trying to distract Collins with the rat, again a glimpse of Dr. Carter (the lawsuit wants to know my location). Also the Robby school of compartmentalizing emotions was in session briefly, sir I know why you have been having issues getting over Adamsonâs deathâŠ
He was right to ream out Langdon, heâs been riding Santos hard, but also two sides to every story, I mean Santos has been out of control all day. I get it but she also keeps doing things to set people off. Itâs just not kosher. Though figuring out what the MDMA patient needed was a great save, but not taking credit and how she spoke to Mohan after was odd. Also I think the drug thing with Langdon is a red herring, I just get this suspicion itâs Abbott I donât know why⊠we shall see. Enough about Santos, I donât want her redeemed, we need a bad guy of sorts.
Collins, I feel for her, I really do this is so rough. Dana and her have such a sweet relationship. Collins cares a lot which I love, just despite everything sheâs still going above and beyond for her patients. Speaking of relationships, are we ever going to get what in the ever loving fuck happened between her and Robby, that banter was flirtatious as hell excuse me yâall.
Mel! First off the excitement about getting to pick gravel out of the man? Please my girl was so happy, I love it! Also her and Langdon, heâs a really good mentor to her and I love that, but also I am suspecting he may have a special needs son, because he just knows what to do. I just really really love her character and their friendship. Also not Langdon calling her his least problematic trainee, please you dork. I like the guy and his dog, not going to lie gave me a good laugh.
Speaking of Langdon, mask on or off during surgery, sent me reeling, like get her! That whole debacle in chairs was funny, I know it wasnât supposed to be, but between poor Earl on the floor and Dana absolutely taking a shot at Philly, just great. The tooth thing freaked me out, but Iâm also squeamish about teeth, this show gets too graphic sometimes.
Weâre starting to see the first glimpses of issues at Pitt Fest and the cops for her incel shooter. We know itâs hinting towards mass causality for the season finale just from where is the question.
Honorable mentions this week? Javadi and Mateo girl we have all been there, Mateo not knowing how Erik Estrada is and of course Earl with his rom com quip.
Iâll miss episode 10 live, Iâm traveling, but Iâll try to catch up Sunday when I get back!
See you next week!
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vent!!
#n is venting#horrific pain day today which is just lovely#smoked to get some repreive and it knocked me out which is great#if not for the nightmares#im not gonna discribe this nightmare cuz its fucking disgusting#but it was new which is weird#i have reoccuring nightmares and this one was completely new#i just want this pain to stop please#the meds make me not wanna die but the side effects cause so much pain#i think i am Tired#i need like 1 good thing to happen to me please#my best friend also has chronic pain and when she has bad days she refuses to talk to me#so shes been ghosting me for a week#i guess its for the best cuz when her pain is bad she says nasty things to me#and she knows she shouldnt which is why she avoids me#cest la vie i guess#:(#i just wish one normal happy thing would happen#alas fsbhk#maybe ill take another nap
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â it was all for Lu Guang?
Link Click Live Action (2024)
#link click live action#æ¶ć
代çäșș#link click#liu chang#cdramaedit#screaming crying throwing up fr#any time i use this phrase going forward please imagine this scene#like holy fuck man#my gifs#synco talks#i think everyone needs to experience the jumpscare. i hope the gif baits you to watch#i like how after his scream his face kinda goes back to his usual expression#can't have sound but i also love how his voice pitches when he's like âcheng xiaoshi. can i... ask you a question? đ„ș â#also love how cxs has to lean away as he approaches#he looks good with untied hair ngl#it's all just so. delightfully unhinged good job#the main lcla trailer juxtaposes this shot of him throwing the thing here with the same thing happening in arc 1#super blink and youll miss it#lc has enough smug villains give me sopping wet meow meow villains#man's never beating the scorned jealous lover allegations. sorry that shiguang are soulmates in the show called shiguang agents#anyway watch lcla
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The commenting situation in this fandom is really fucking atrocious, huh.
#ghostsoap#yeah im gonna tag the ship what about it#nothing to discourage writers than dead silence#like i get it happening once but it's twice for me now#and it's happening to other people and it's happening to popular authors and just#god fucking damn.#feels like absolute shit m8#shoutout to the people who do comment though. where would we be without you#fandom wank#readers. readers. i need you to understand#writing takes so much time and effort and most of the times writers can't even TELL if what they're writing is good enough to continue#spending hours and hours to post#it's fucking taxing on your mind and your self confidence and it takes so much effort to get something good out#and all we are asking. is just a comment if you've read a fic.#like. it doesn't have to be paragraphs along#i only need 1 comment which can either just be emojis or âi love this!!â to keep going and when i don't even get that.#it feels like what we wrote was horseshit and we shouldn't even have bothered in the first place#please give the fic writers whose works you love. some love#it doesn't have to be much but it can make the world's difference and encourage people to keep writing#honestly at this point I'll be writing the sea fic solely because two people bothered to comment#alex and that one other commenter is the only reason ill finish this thing i swear to fucking god#this is not directed at people who haven't read the fics btw. just at people who do and have the time and still don't bother
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very few 'parenting' things frustrate me more than parents who give their screaming kids an ipad, but I think "emotionally neglectful for 20 years and then wondering why their kid isn't thriving/adjusting to adulthood well, so they try to make up for it by being an overbearing helicopter parent" might take the cake.
#at least be consistent in your parenting style#ughhh#'oh no i neglected my kid for 20 years/was unstable (and still am!) and now they aren't thriving. surely it is the vieo gamez and not me'#i s2g if i break up with my partner their mother will be one of the reasons#the sucky thing is generational trauma hopefully gets distilled through each subsequent generation but it is the parents' job#to choose whether they are 1) financially ready and 2) emotionally ready to make that change and give their kids a better life#my grandpa grew up digging through trash for things to eat and decided when he had kids he would not be mean like his dad#and that they would have food on the table#my partner has literally said his mom 'just wanted a kid' and basically baby-trapped his dad#and she was like... in her mid-30s by this point#insane. insane. insane.#i understand baby fever and all that but at least make sure you are in a stable relationship first??#and also my partner's WHOLE FAMILY is like this#just... generation after generation of awful upbringings and kids rebelling and having kids too young and getting in bad relationships and#dealing with undiagnosed mental health disorders#maybe we should just break up at this point idk#delete later#i think i am freaking out because i got news about a possible health scare about one of my own family members so i'm spiraling#thanks for letting me vent. again#if my crap is too annoying PLEASE unfollow me#i don't keep a diary because i'm too immature to do that and thrive on others' validation and i am too broke for therapy#delete later maybe#i might keep this one up just so i can look back on it in a few weeks and be like 'girl u need meds' like hells yeah i do#a good thing that happened today is i avoided my urge to drink the half bottle of wine in the fridge#irish genes be gone from me today muahahaha
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Don't really believe in tarot but sometimes I like to draw cards for fun. I literally drew the luckiest 3 card spread for 2025
#universe please let the mystical be real just for 1 year i need help#i need just a little luck next year like mildly more good things happening than bad things please#for the love of everything let me live without feeling like i have to fight desperately for it#i will work for it just let my work pay off please
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ohh so itz one of Those days for me today huh.
#days where i ponder What if my friends and also literally everyone ever all Hated me due to the Valid reasons for hating me.#and then i spend so much time contemplating 1) what i would do if Everyone hated me and how i would explain myself in various situations an#places. what i would say how people would react what i would do in response etc. and then also 2) i contemplate and recontemplate my belief#over and over even tho i Know by now how i feel. because What if my opinion changes and i realize i was wrong before. and i finally arrive#at the perfect answer that feels Right and Good and True and which i could adequately explain to anyone and convince anyone of itz Rightnes#and Correctness. like thats not gonna happen thats not an answer that Exists can i chill out and focus on my classwork pleas.#i mean actually i have gotten some shit done. but i have More to do still. and i should work on more things instead of Contemplating and#Feeling bad over and over in ways i knooowwww will not lead me anywhere new. but what if they do!! what if i stop thinking about things and#then one day i would have had some realization if only id thought more but i didnt!#like come on. theres more productive things i can be doing with my time than going back and forth about this. pleaseee. this will not lead#to anything new can i Please do something useful and not bad-feeling with my time instead#but also i should not avoid uncomfortable thoughts just because they feel bad.. itz Important to be uncomfortable sometimes in order to gro#hhhhhhhhhhhh. this has been my brain all day whenever im not sufficiently distracting myself with conversation or school work.#imagining and running through scenarios of what would happen if various strangers and friends found out and disliked me for some things#is Not a good or productive use of my time rn. i need to focus on not failing any classes Please
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Just read Kick It Up a Notch and while the event's story was good why did it do the thing that a good chunk of VBS stories do (especially the more recent ones since Walk On and On) of just dragging the fuck on certain points đ
Project Sekai's pacing is overall pretty great considering how story heavy and extensive it is! With Leo/Need and Nightcord being perfectly paced and WxS and MMJ having minor yet negligible hiccups but then Vivid Bad Squad's is just all over the place?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying their story is bad (trust me they do have banger,good paced stories and I'm excited for the heartbreaking plot twist coming up in June) but some of them just drag on for far too long
For example, Toya getting inspiration from the hospital guy is interesting but it loses it's appeal when it feels like 75% is focused on him and not Toya making music (and later getting to appreciate his bond with Akito) which was supposed to be the plot of the event??
And also the aforementioned recent Kohane event with the middle just feeling like meandering to have the ending randomly feel like her version of Vivid Old Tale minus the nostalgic undertone turned sad by more recent info and the much better pacing that event had
I have more examples of this but I don't want make this rant(?) much longer but TLDR vbs please stop making parts of your events go on for far too long đ
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#vivid bad squad#vbs#and also the constant talking thoughts they love to add while they're singing please stop âïž#the other groups do this too but not to the extent and length vbs does#this is making me look like a vbs story hater but trust me im not!! they also have some absolute gold#its just these dragged out stories feel like a sore thumb ya know?#btw when i meant by mmj and wxs having negligable hiccups...#i was referring to the early stories (main events before tea time/haruka 1 basically) for mmj#and for wxs its island panic and curtain call#btw these stories are nowhere near as dragged as some vbs but still fell like there was some pandering ya know?#curtain call and island panic had great emotional beats but also had some chapters that felt like they could be taken out#like curtain call just feels regular for the first half until asahi does the arc land offer#and island panic had a unique concept and interesting developments for nene but did we really need two chapters about beefing with monkeys?#and the mmj early events feel unnecessarily longer because of the predictable formula they have of#something happens and girl feels bad -> girl goes to sekai and gets reassured by the vocaloids -> girl feels good and confident#for both of these groups is negligible in ths greater scope of things and the grand majority of their other stories are amazing#ok end of rambling tags#kohane azusawa#an shiraishi#toya aoyagi#akito shinonome
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Listen to me. Listen very carefully:
They are trying to wear you out.
They are trying to wear you out, and they own most major social media now, along with many major media outlets. The disinformation machine is cranking along. You are going to have to slow the fuck down and read things before you help them wear out other people, too.
So you just saw a post about a real scary bill, hunh? Republicans want to make it a capital offense to pet dogs and repeal The Sky Is Blue Act of 1793, declaring the new official color of the sky to be squant? Damn, that sounds scary.
Let's go look up this fictitious "Make The Sky Squant Again Act" on GovTracker* & on the official legislative tracker on congress.gov!
Well, let's see... GovTracker estimates it has a 1% chance of even getting out of committee and a 0% chance of being enacted, while congress.gov says this bill has 2 cosponsors who have been in the House and combined total of less than a month. The bill doesn't have any actual text, and it was referred to 5 different committees.
That fictitious bill and a hundred others like it are quite literally not worth your time, and more than that, continuing to wring your hands about it and tell other people about the scary scary squant sky bill only does their work for them. It scares people, it makes them spend time and energy on it, and it wears them out. It is a legislative Gish Gallop, meant to throw so many things at people that we can't keep up.
Even calling or messaging your Rep in this case means their staffer has to waste time responding to you and letting you know that Representative Buttzonheads definitely won't support making petting dogs a capital offense, a thing that will never, ever happen regardless.
Staying engaged in this environment is going to require protecting your heart and protecting your energy, yes, but also protecting the energy of others. This is why WWII propaganda posters also included ones taking people to task for spreading panicky rumors and undermining morale.
Do you know why most observant Jews don't eat chicken and dairy together, even though the ban is on red meat and dairy together bc you're not supposed to cook the calf in the milk of its mother?** It's not because we think that chicken might secretly lactate or Just Because. It's because the rabbis decided that if I'm sitting out in public and eating turkey and cheese together, someone might glance at the turkey and mistake it for red meat and think, "oh, well, I know that Spider is a good Jew, there must have been a change, or maybe I can just justify it to myself that if Spider does it, it must be permissible to bend the rules just that much." And I would then be accidentally leading my fellow Jew astray. We are responsible for being even more careful for the sake of others than we are for ourselves.
It's the same principle here. We need to really be careful about the information we are spreading and check things past reading a news site. Is it true? Is it relevant? Is it meaningful? Is the news site one I recognize? Can I find meaningful independent corroboration on another site, which is to say, if I find an article about it on a second site, is it just quoting or rephrasing this site?
Yeah, that is a lot. But that's how we keep them from using us to lead our fellows astray.
*GovTracker is an independent site. They explain their methodology in their About section.
**I cannot say enough how I am not at this time interested in going on a Jewish Side Quest About Dietary Laws on this post. Usually, I love it, but hold off this time, please, y'all. Let's stay on target this once.
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oh i hate this so much its not even funny there is every triggering thing in existence in here which usually isnt a problem but i saw the explanation why its marked as having stalking in it and its making me lose my mind for some reason which i really dont like . personally if ********** was in my house id just shoot myself
#I DONT WANNA GO HERE . PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO HERE#it feels like my brain is a moving car and im being dragged behind it icl#my options rn are either 1) continue ignoring it and go insane with nothing to do or 2) watch it (exposure therapy + something to do)#neither of those sound good but i cant just will it to go away unfortunately#THE OTHER THING IS THAT THIS IS SLIGHTLY TOO MAINSTREAM TO HIDE FROM#not as mainstream as **** **** where its so everywhere that im used to it . just mainstream enough that-#-its psychological torture bc its few and far between but still comes up when i dont expect it . Jumpscare#i see one more pr*me stre*ming advert with ********** in it im going to scream Go Away I Dont Want To Think About This#i need a tag for this uhhh#I SPENT AGES AT WORK TODAY LOOKING FOR THE SEASON 2 DISC ACTUALLY . BECAUSE IT WASNT WHERE IT WAS MEANT TO BE#kin gods taunting me#..........the season in which the stalking happens . killing myself#No Thanks (temp tag)
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got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward
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ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho
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he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr
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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk
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NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????
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that you know of
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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado
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ok and??? you're not special
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sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here
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being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"
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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"
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being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"
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you said it my mans
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hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus
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hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic
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op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again
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ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history
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someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system
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what the fuck is a public school
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are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish
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ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea
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"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby
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everybody on this site has brain damage
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caught this today
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shadow fixed it it's fine
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Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!
I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!
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And I Pick...
In which you choose the club that caught your eye
Part 1
After much contemplation you've finally decided to pick the:
Basketball Club
The basketball court was quiet for all of two seconds after you announced your decision.
Then Ace exploded.
"HA! I knew youâd pick us! I called it!" He was practically doing laps around the court, pointing at nothing in particular. "Ace Trappola: the ultimate recruiter, the club MVP, and now the guy who brought you on board! This is the best day of my life!"
"Eh, itâs about time," Floyd drawled, stretching lazily. "Took ya long enough to figure out where the fun is." His sharp-toothed grin widened. "Now we can play my version of full-contact basketball. Hehehe."
"Absolutely not," Jamil cut in, but Floyd wasnât listening.
"Donât worry," Floyd said, throwing an arm around your shoulders like youâd been lifelong teammates. "If you survive the first practice, youâll survive all the practices. Probably."
Ace jogged back over, breathless but triumphant. "I told you weâre the best club! No boring rules, no endless laps like in Deuce's lame track team, and best of allâ" He struck a dramatic pose, arms wide. "You get to hang out with me every day!"
"Please donât make them quit on the first week," Jamil muttered, giving you a look that seemed to say, Are you sure about this?
"Quit? Nahhh!" Ace grinned. "Theyâre gonna thrive here. Iâll even teach them my signature movesâlike my no-look, backwards, mid-air layup."
"You canât even do that," Jamil said flatly.
"Not yet," Ace shot back. "But itâs the thought that counts."
Floyd leaned in closer, his grin somehow growing wider. "You better keep up, shrimpy. Otherwise, I might have to⊠spice things up a little."
"Spice things up?" you echoed, immediately suspicious.
"He means doing things like replacing the basketballs with watermelons," Jamil deadpanned.
Ace snorted. "Or throwing the ball at the hoop so hard it breaks the backboard. Oh wait, that actually happened. Twice."
"It was fun," Floyd said, completely unrepentant.
Jamil sighed like a man whoâd aged a decade in the last five minutes. But then, to your surprise, he turned to you and offered a small, genuine smile. "Still⊠Iâm glad youâre here. Welcome to the team."
The words were simple, but coming from Jamil, they felt like a warm endorsement.
Ace clapped his hands together, clearly ready to move things along. "Alright, enough talking! Letâs get you on the court and see what youâve got!"
"Or we could start slow," Jamil suggested, but Ace was already dragging you toward the center of the court, Floyd trailing behind with a basketball under one arm.
"Donât worry," Floyd said, tossing the ball up and catching it effortlessly. "If ya mess up, weâll just laugh at ya a little. No big deal~."
"No oneâs laughing at anyone," Jamil said firmly, already pinching the bridge of his nose.
Ace threw an arm around your shoulder, grinning from ear to ear. "Ignore him. Weâre gonna have a blast! First practice starts now!"
You werenât sure what youâd gotten yourself into, but judging by their enthusiasm (and Floydâs maniacal laughter), you were in for one chaotic ride.
Track and Field Club
The moment you declared your allegiance to the track and field club, Deuceâs face lit up like someone had just told him he passed his midterms.
âYouâre⊠really joining?â he asked, like he needed double confirmation. When you nodded, his grin widened, the kind that made him look both relieved and excited. âThatâs awesome! Uhâwelcome to the team! Seriously, itâs great to have you.â His usual earnestness shone through, and he scratched the back of his neck. âI mean, Iâm still kind of learning the ropes, but we can figure things out together. Itâs gonna be great!â
Jack, standing beside him, gave a firm nod of approval. âGood call. Track and fieldâs a solid choice. Youâll fit right in.â His tail wagged just enough to betray how happy he was, even if his tone stayed calm.
"Yeah!" Deuce agreed. âAnd, uh, donât worry about keeping up or anything. Itâs all about improving at your own pace. Right, Jack?â
âSure,â Jack replied, glancing at you. Then he added, almost casually, âWeâll work on your stamina. Youâre gonna need it.â
It took you a second to catch the faint glint in his eye, and then you rememberedâoh no, the fridge comment. Jack had been disturbed ever since.
Deuce, oblivious to the subtext, chimed in, âYeah, Jackâs great at that stuff! Heâs got this crazy endurance. Like, he can run forever. Iâm still working on it, but, uh, youâre in good hands!â
Jackâs tail swished again. âJust be ready to push yourself. But donât worryâweâve got your back.â
âExactly!â Deuce said, his fists clenching like he was ready to run a marathon right there. âThis is gonna be awesome. I mean, not that it wasnât already great, but now itâs even better. Right, Jack?â
Jack gave a small, satisfied smile. âRight.â
As they led you toward the field, you couldnât help but wonder what youâd just signed up for. One thing was certain, thoughâJackâs still thinking about that fridge, and he will make sure itâs not an issue anymore.
Board Game Club
The moment you declared your allegiance to the board game club, Azul adjusted his glasses, looking smugly pleased with himself, like he'd just negotiated the deal of the century.
"An excellent decision," he said, his voice as smooth as the perfectly polished board games stacked behind him. "With your addition to our club, I foresee a new golden age of strategic victories."
Idia, sitting half-hidden behind a pile of unopened game boxes, choked on his energy drink. "W-Wait, youâre serious? They actually chose us?" His hair flared a brilliant shade of pink for a moment before he pulled his hoodie tighter around himself. "Th-this isnât some prank, right? Like, Iâm not gonna look up and see them bolting out the door laughing, right?"
"Nope," you replied with a grin. "Iâm all in."
Ortho, ever the enthusiastic hype man, zipped into the room with his jet thrusters. "Welcome to the club! Now we have a full party for dungeon raids. This is amazing!"
Azul cleared his throat, waving a hand. "Ahem, while cooperative RPGs are certainly an option, I believe we should start with a game of strategy and wit to introduce them properly. Perhaps a round of Chess of Betrayal?"
Idia groaned, sinking further into his hoodie. "Ugh, that game takes, like, three hours. If youâre gonna scare them away, at least wait until theyâre too deep in to quit. Why donât we start with something easy, like Goblin King Gauntlet?"
Ortho clapped his hands. "Ooh, I love that one! It has a random trap mechanic! Letâs play that!"
Azul raised an eyebrow, his smile shark-like. "Trap mechanics are hardly a proper welcome. It would be far better to demonstrate the finer nuances of strategy, wouldnât you agree?"
Idia muttered something about Azul turning everything into a power play, but you interrupted before they could spiral into a full-blown debate. "Honestly, Iâm fine with anything. Just deal me in."
Azulâs smirk widened. "Very well, then. I shall prepare the game board. And donât worry, Iâll make certain youâre fully equipped for our upcoming campaigns. Youâll find we offer more than just funâwe offer victory."
Idia peeked out from his hoodie, a small, hopeful smile creeping onto his face. "Youâre not bad at this whole club thing. Maybe this wonât be so terrible."
As they started setting up the game, you felt an unexpected warmth. Sure, it was just a board game club, but there was something endearing about their chaotic enthusiasm.
Though one thing was clearâAzul would probably try to sell you game tokens at some point, and Idia would absolutely try to teach you how to min-max your dice rolls.
But hey, you were ready for it.
Film Studies Club
When you announced your decision to join the film studies club, Vil paused mid-sip of his herbal tea, one elegantly arched eyebrow rising. For a moment, he looked like he was considering whether he had heard you correctly. Then, with a practiced air of nonchalance, he set the teacup down.
"Hm. Acceptable," he said coolly, though his tone betrayed a slight uptick of satisfaction. "Itâs rare to find someone with enough taste to appreciate the art of cinema. I suppose your presence will be⊠useful."
But the slight curl of his lips gave him away.
He stood, brushing imaginary dust from his coat, and gave you an appraising look. "We have much to discuss. If youâre serious about this, youâll need to commit entirelyâno half-measures, no excuses. The camera is unforgiving, and I have no intention of allowing this club to falter under subpar contributions."
You opened your mouth to respond, but he was already pacing, gesturing dramatically like the star of an avant-garde production. "Lighting, blocking, compositionâthey are all integral to creating art, not merely entertainment. I trust you wonât embarrass yourself, or me, for that matter."
Despite his words, you caught the faintest hint of pride in his gaze as he turned to face you fully. "And, if for some reason, acting isnât your strength, there are other roles. Cinematography, set design, editing⊠Perhaps backstage work would suit you, should you fail the audition."
He didnât say it to be harsh; this was Vilâs version of encouragement. And as he continued outlining the clubâs visionâ"a modern renaissance in storytelling"âyou realized he was genuinely excited to have you there, even if heâd rather gargle poison than openly admit it.
Finally, he stopped and gave you a small, approving nod. "Welcome to the film studies club. Donât make me regret this."
Translation: Iâm glad youâre here.
Science Club
The moment you announced your decision to join the science club, Rookâs eyes lit up like youâd just declared him the ruler of the universe.
"Ah, mon ami! What a magnifique choice!" he exclaimed, sweeping you into a theatrical bow so deep you thought he might topple over. "You possess the soul of an explorer, a true seeker of knowledge! Together, we shall unlock the mysteries of nature and celebrate its beauty in all its forms!"
"Uh⊠donât scare them off, Rook," Trey interjected, though he was smiling. He adjusted his apron, clearly relieved that you hadnât bolted under Rookâs enthusiastic greeting. "Weâre glad to have you. Really. Itâs nice to have someone else around who wonât accidentally set the lab on fire."
You raised an eyebrow. "Thatâs a low bar."
Trey shrugged. "Youâd be surprised how many fail to meet it."
Before you could respond, Rook was already spinning grand plans. "Imagine the adventures we will have! Scaling mountains, crafting elixirs, nurturing delicate blossomsâah, the poetry of science!" He clasped his hands to his chest, radiating so much joy that you were worried heâd break into song.
Trey, ever the grounded one, sighed fondly. "What he means is: we do a little bit of everything. Growing plants, chemistry experiments, cookingâyouâll fit right in. Assuming Rook doesnât scare you off first."
Rook turned to Trey with an exaggerated gasp, as if the very suggestion of him being overwhelming was the greatest insult heâd ever received. "Chevalier des Roses, how could you wound me so?" He turned back to you with a theatrical flourish. "Fear not! I shall be your guide, your companion, yourâ"
"Assistant," Trey cut in, giving you a knowing look. "We'll assist you. Donât let him take over your projects."
You grinned, feeling oddly at home already. Between Rookâs boundless enthusiasm and Treyâs steadying presence, you realized the science club might just be the perfect balance of chaos and calm.
Pop Music Club
When you announced your decision to join the Pop Music Club, Lilia was the first to react. He shot up from his chair with a dramatic flourish, his capeâwhere did the cape come from?âbillowing as if on cue.
"Ah, an excellent choice! Welcome to the most electrifying club in the entire school!" Lilia declared, his voice reverberating like an arena announcer. He played an imaginary riff on an air guitar, complete with sound effects that you were almost certain were magically amplified.
Kalim clapped his hands, beaming as brightly as the sun. "This is going to be so much fun! We can sing duets, make up dances, throw a party for every new song we writeâoh! We should have a welcome party for you right now!" He was already halfway to grabbing balloons out of thin air before Cater stopped him.
"Easy there, Kalim," Cater said with a laugh, pulling out his phone to snap a picture. "We havenât even started jamming yet! Gotta document this firstââNew Member Alert đšđ¶! Welcome to the coolest club at NRC!ââ He posed next to you, flipping through filters. "Ooh, should we do a pastel vibe or go all-out neon?"
"Why not both?" Lilia suggested, somehow holding a tambourine he hadnât been holding two seconds ago. He shook it with gusto, the jingles creating an impromptu beat.
Kalim joined in instantly, dancing around the room with energy that could probably power a small city. "This is going to be amazing! Do you play any instruments? Can you sing? Or maybe youâll write the songs? Wait, can you do all three?!"
Before you could answer, Lilia leaned in with a conspiratorial grin. "Donât worry, even if youâre terrible, I can teach you. After all, Iâve had centuries of experience."
"Centuries of experience at what exactly?" you asked, though you werenât entirely sure you wanted the answer.
"Everything," Lilia replied cryptically, shaking the tambourine once more for emphasis.
Cater gave you a wink. "Donât let him intimidate you. Heâs mostly harmless. Mostly."
As the chaos swirled around you, you realized joining the Pop Music Club was probably going to be as much about managing everyoneâs energy as it was about making music.
But looking at their genuine excitement, you couldnât help but feel youâd made the right choice. It was going to be loud, unpredictable, andâmost importantlyâa lot of fun.
Equestrian Club
When you chose the Equestrian Club, Riddleâs reaction was immediate and deeply Riddle. He straightened his posture, cleared his throat, and gave you a small but dignified nod, though his ears turned the faintest shade of pink.
âA wise decision,â he said primly, but his voice wavered just enough to give away his excitement. âThe Equestrian Club values discipline and care, and I trust you will uphold those values. Welcome.â He paused, then added with uncharacteristic softness, âIâm glad you chose us.â
Sebek, on the other hand, reacted with his usual intensity, which was to say, very loudly.
âAS EXPECTED OF SOMEONE WITH DISCERNING TASTE!â Sebek bellowed, saluting for no discernible reason. âTHE EQUESTRIAN CLUB IS A PLACE OF HONOR AND DILIGENCE. YOU HAVE MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE, AND I, SEBEK ZIGVOLT, SHALL PERSONALLY ENSURE YOU MEET OUR HIGH STANDARDS!â
âYouâre going to scare the horses,â Silver muttered, patting a dozing mare who didnât even flinch at Sebekâs volume. Clearly, sheâd built up an immunity.
Silver turned to you with a sleepy but genuine smile. âWelcome. Itâll be nice having another person around who actually seems calm. Iâll show you the best places to ride, and weâll make sure youâre comfortable with the horses.â
âAnd with the rules,â Riddle interjected, already retrieving a stack of laminated pages. âEquestrian care is not something to take lightly. Youâll need to memorize these guidelines to ensure both your safety and that of the horses.â
Sebek leaned over your shoulder to inspect the stack and immediately saluted again. âAN EXCELLENT INITIATIVE, HOUSEWARDEN ROSEHEARTS! I, TOO, WILL MEMORIZE THESE IN CASE THEY EVER REQUIRE REINFORCEMENT!â
âI think theyâre fine,â Silver said. âWe donât need to make this harder than it needs to be.â
Riddle frowned. âStandards exist for a reason, Silver. Though I appreciate your enthusiasm, perhaps we canâSebek, stop shoutingâperhaps we can go over the basics first before overwhelming them.â
As Riddle and Sebek debated, Silver handed you a carrot to feed one of the horses. âDonât worry,â he said, as the horse happily munched away. âItâs not as intense as it seems. Usually.â
You glanced at the stack of rules in Riddleâs hand and the fervent look in Sebekâs eyes. It was definitely going to be an adjustment. But seeing how genuinely happy they all were to have youâyes, even Sebekâyou felt like this would be worth it.
Magift Club
When you announced your decision to join the Magift Club as their manager, the reaction was instantaneous and⊠surprisingly chaotic.
Ruggie let out a whoop, immediately dropping to the floor in a mock bow. "Ayo, everyone, bow to the boss! Finally, someone who can keep this circus in line!"
Leona, lounging on the sidelines, cracked open an eye and smirked. ââBout time. Herbivores usually flake out, but I knew you were better than the rest.â He stretched lazily, like heâd personally orchestrated your decision. âJust keep the snacks coming, and weâll get along fine.â
Epel looked between them and grinned, his enthusiasm much more grounded. âItâs great to have ya! With you around, maybe Leona will actually show up to warmups... or not just sleep through it.â He shot a pointed glance at their captain, who was, of course, ignoring him entirely.
âEh,â Leona drawled, flicking his tail dismissively.
âYou could work on that attitude,â you muttered, earning a low chuckle from him.
âSee, I told you theyâd fit right in!â Ruggie said, gesturing at you dramatically. âTheyâre already roasting him. This is gonna be great!â
Epel, suddenly inspired, added, âAnd theyâll keep Ruggie from stealing the fresh apple juice we get after games. Thatâs worth it alone.â
As the reality of your new role settled in, you felt a bit like a lion tamer walking into a den of mischievous cubs and one very lazy big cat. But their enthusiasmâexpressed in their own peculiar waysâwas endearing.
Ruggie threw an arm around your shoulder. âAlright, boss, first order of business: snacks! Letâs discuss our game day budget and whether I can convince you to sneak me a sandwich before practice.â
Leona snorted but didnât argue, which you took as a sign of approval. Epel pumped his fist. âWeâre gonna crush it this year!â
Maybe managing this bunch wouldnât be so bad after all. If nothing else, itâd definitely be entertaining.
Mountain Lovers Club
When you joined Jade for a hike to "test the waters" of the Mountain Lovers Club, you had your doubts. You were prepared for a lot of thingsâmaybe getting lost in the wilderness, maybe Jade pulling out his eerie cryptid knowledge, or maybe just a weirdly formal lecture about moss. What you werenât prepared for was⊠actually enjoying yourself.
Jade led the way with an unhurried confidence, pointing out various wild plants, their uses, and fun facts about the environment. He wasnât his usual enigmatic self, either. He seemed lighter, almost enthusiastic, as he described a tiny wildflower you wouldâve missed entirely.
âThis particular species only blooms during the autumn months,â he said, crouching to show you. âQuite fascinating how it adapts to the cooler temperatures, donât you think?â
You nodded, trying not to stare too hard at how his face lit up when he spoke. Jade was⊠cute? When he wasnât talking about mushrooms in a way that made you question your mortality, he was actually kind of charming.
By the time you reached a rocky outcrop with a gorgeous view of the campus, you realized youâd been smiling for most of the hike. Jade noticed too.
âIt seems Iâve made a decent impression,â he said, turning toward you with a soft grin. âIâm pleased to see you enjoying yourself.â
âItâs⊠relaxing,â you admitted, surprising even yourself. âI didnât think itâd be this fun.â
Jade tilted his head. âDoes that mean youâd consider joining the Mountain Lovers Club?â
You hesitated for a moment, but as you looked at the breathtaking view and the rare, genuine smile on his face, the answer came easily. âYeah. Iâll join.â
For a split second, Jadeâs eyes widened in surprise, but he quickly schooled his expression into his usual composed smile. âWonderful. I must say, I wasnât expecting this outcome, but Iâm glad. Itâs not every day someone sees the beauty in what I love.â
There was an odd warmth in his voice that made your heart skip a beat. As he turned to lead the way back, he added, âNow that weâre a team, I look forward to our next adventure.â
Jade Leech was genuinely happy. And, you realized, so were you.
Gargoyle Research Society
When you told Malleus you were joining the Gargoyle Research Society, his reaction was almost imperceptible at first. A slight widening of his eyes, a pause as though he was waiting to see if you were serious, and thenâpure, unfiltered delight.
"You have an interest in gargoyles?" he asked, his voice both surprised and reverent, as if you'd just confessed to enjoying a rare and ancient art form.
You nodded. "Yeah. I think they're fascinating. The designs, the history⊠Theyâre like stone guardians with stories etched into them."
For a moment, Malleus simply looked at you, his emerald eyes shimmering like the light of distant stars. Then, as if unable to contain his joy, he smiledâa soft, genuine expression that sent a wave of warmth through the chilly Ramshackle evening.
"This pleases me greatly," he said, his tone unusually light. âNot many share my appreciation for gargoyles. Often, I speak of them, and others⊠how do I put it? Pretend to listen.â
âWell, Iâm definitely not pretending,â you said, grinning. âIâm in for real.â
Malleus clasped his hands together in what could only be described as regal excitement. "Then I must share something with you. Sometimes, I create gargoyles myself."
âYou what?â you asked, laughing in delight.
âYes,â he replied earnestly, his eyes alight. âCarving stone requires patience, but there is a certain satisfaction in breathing life into something lifeless. Well, not literal life, of course, but a soul of sorts.â
You couldnât help but laugh again, the image of Malleus with a chisel and hammer popping into your head. âI never would have guessed. Thatâs⊠really cool.â
âI can show you some of my creations, if youâd like,â he offered, almost shyly.
âIâd love that,â you said, genuinely glad to have joined him. âI think Iâm going to enjoy this club.â
The glow in his expression was impossible to miss. It wasnât just that you had joined his clubâit was that, for once, someone truly shared his passion. âAnd I am glad to have you,â he said softly.
In that moment, under the watchful eyes of the stone guardians scattered around campus, it felt like you had chosen exactly the right place.
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đđšđŻđ đđĄđČ đđđŠđšđ§ đđđąđ đĄđđšđ«! | fushiguro tĆji

đđČđ§đšđ©đŹđąđŹ: Not only are you drunk on a Friday night, but youâre a drunk, closeted succubus who is, unfortunately, under the care of the hot neighbor under your roof! Would you ruin the mood if he found out about your little secret? You donât even wanna know!
đđšđ§đđđ§đđŹ: Toji x afab/fem! succubus reader - explicit content; minors DNI - modern au! reader + Toji are neighbors - age difference; reader is in late-20s + Toji is mid/late 40s - crushing/mutual pining - drug/alcohol usage - fingering (f! receiving) - oral (f! + m! receiving) - clitoral play (swiping) - Daddy kink - sqÇitĂŻng - anal play (m! receiving) - 69 + backshots + spooning + cowgirl positions - unprotected sex (psa: wrap it up, or get tf up) - creampies - praise kink - pet names (baby, doll, dollface, good girl, mama, princess, sweetie) - implied marathon sex - mention of drool/spit, tears, and cum - not proofread; will do l8r.
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đđźđđĄđšđ«'đŹ đđšđđđŹ: pulled this story out of my ass; I literally spent a whole single DAY dedicating to writing it. please enjoy, and tysm for 11.9k loveliesss â love and appreciate u all !!



ââŠshit.â
Thereâs no way.
âShit, shit, shit, shitââ
Of all days for this to happen.
âOh, my fucking God, not tonight!!â
Tonight was already an eventful night, with the full moon shining brighter than the stars. Life has put you so fast in a whirlwind that you canât recall the last time you permitted your body to unwind. Can you blame yourself, though? From moving to a new neighborhood and scoring a new job, things have kept you undeniably busy for the past few months. And not too mention, itâs your fault for being a bit of a hermit and lacking a drive for social interaction.Â
Thatâs precisely why your old college besties â Shoko, Utahime, and Yuki â pulled you out of your hideyhole and encouraged you to join them this Friday night to have some fun! âCâmo~n, lighten up! No more thinking about work or whatever; have some fun!â âYeah, yâknow youâre my biggest drinking buddy. Now, hurry up and share this cocktail with me!â The ladies pressure you to relax and enjoy the start of the weekend with some good drinks and delicious food. And, you hate to admit, it worked like a charm â the longer the hours went, the more you felt free as if all the weight holding you down had been lifted.
The only problem is, like all good things, that it had to end and that you had to go home. Now check this out: 1) you left your car at home because, again, you were rigorously dragged out of your abode by your college companions. 2) You were all pretty much drunk, enough for neither one of you to drive on the road. And 3) you guys are in the city, and catching a lift is not only a gamble but SUPER expensive! Guess thatâs what you get for choosing a Friday night to free-ball.
However, when hope was lost, and you wouldnât be in the comfort of your bed tonight, you received a text on your phone, and you could practically hear the angels sing in the heavens above!
Recent Message from: Neighbor Fushiguro
Yo. You home? Iâm out in the city picking up stuff for the house. Need anything?
Thank God for neighbors, am I right? The chances of someone you know being within the same vicinity of you may be low, but never zero! Did you feel bad that you texted back saying you needed a ride back to your house? Sure. Did you feel extra bad when you asked a huge favor for him to drop your friends off at the nearest hotel? âŠYeah.Â
But luckily, he didnât seem to mind. The only thing you had to endure was him teasing you about your little outing (with the help of your friends in the back of his truck) and your tipsy persona. âNever took you frâ one who drinks.â He scoffs while putting you down on your couch after slinging you over his shoulder because you complained about your feet hurting. Damn heels! âNeither one who gets drunk.â
âIt wasnât my fauuu~lt,â you whine with a significant stretch while your neighbor roams around. âMy fwiends, they forced me toâhicâto do itâŠâ
âMm, do your âfwiendsâ always push you over to do things?â He shouts from the kitchen; you can hear cabinets opening and closing.Â
âWhen youâre the youngest of the group, they do.â
âWell, maybe I gotta get to know âem so they can push you into goinâ out more. And maybe you can quit avoidinâ me when I invite you over.â
âI donât try to avoid you!â You sprout defensively. âAnd quit teasing me, Toji! Youâre supposedâta be on my side; Iâm the victim here.â
âYeah, yeah, whatever ya say.â Heavy footsteps draw nearer to where you are, and your heavy eyelids open to see a hand stretching towards you with a glass of water. âIâm here takinâ care of ya now, arenât I, lilâ victim?â
A smile pulls your lips as you take the glass. âThank you,â you express before a sip, and your neighbor lifts your feet to sit on the cushion beside you.Â
âYâre welcome,â he places your legs on his lap, grabbing the remote to turn on the television.Â
You havenât been in this neighborhood long enough to say you have friends. Donât get it wrong; everyone you contacted has been lovely and friendly, and some have opted to help with your move! But aside from the casual greetings in the morning or the nods of acknowledgment, you barely know people who scratch the surface of acquaintanceship. Not to mention, itâs your fault for being a bit of a hermit.Â
âŠBut, there is one neighbor you could say youâre pretty close with. Someone nice. Someone dependableâŠSomeone attractive that youâre on a mission not to stare too much.
Toji Fushiguro lives two houses down from you across the street. Remember I mentioned you had people assist with your move? This widowed, middle-aged man was one of the nice handymen who aided you and your friends with your boxes and heavy furniture. You remember it like yesterday, seeing this brawny man stroll up your driveway on the sunniest day of June. You nearly mistook him for an Olympic athlete.Â
âSo, yâre the one movinâ âround here?â The calm baritone of his voice was unforced. âNice to know thereâs a cute face on the newbie. Need any help?â Itâs how he asked â so sultry and alluring you almost spaced out before nodding absentmindedly to his request for aid, hoping he didnât notice you watch how the scar of his lip moved as he spoke. âWelcome to the neighbârhood, kid.â Rarely do you have butterflies running amok in the pits of your guts, but they were challenging to deal with that day.Â
And it doesnât get any better from that day forward. No matter how hard you wished not to run into this immediate crush of yours, he would somehow wheedle his way into your path. It started slow, exchanging hellos or good mornings whenever he left for work or you took the garbage out. Then came the âWant me to do yâr lawn frâ ya?â or the âHouse down the streetâs havinâ a little barbecue, wanna get to know people?â You thought moving away from the busy city life would die things down. However, Toji making your head race every chance he gets wasnât a move you could envisage. Think about how you felt the day he asked for your number to keep in contact âfrâ emergenciesâŠor if ya need anythinâ, shoot me a call,â how your heart jumped to your throat! Oh, the girls never stopped teasing you when you toldâŠ
Nonetheless, you canât deny how much help heâs been. Well, outside of that, just being a great neighbor all around. Besides being an absolute succor, heâs an outlet you can come to for anything. Whether for the house, the community, or just personal conversations, Tojiâs someone you can admitlingly say youâd depend on. With trust built from day one, sharing pieces of yourselves to break down barriers, itâs safe to say that he is undoubtedly a friend who made your decision to move a worthy risk.
âŠYet, whatâs even more risky is being alone with him, something you do everything you can to avoid. Why? Look at him! Would you trust yourself to be anywhere with this man alone? Of course not! This is why tonight is the riskiest night youâve ever bestowed upon your drunk self.
âYou got somthinâ to say?â
âHuh?â You perk to reality, anxiousness filling you once you realize you had been staring at the man. âN-No, Iâm sorry.â
He stifles a snort, grabbing your feet to massage them from the pain. âOh, wanna act quiet. You were all bubbly in the passenger seat with yâre friends. Now yâre all shy because yâre stuck with me, huh?â
âT-Thatâs not true!â A lie; he was right on the mark. Your heart has been beating nonstop once he sat next to you. âItâs just thatâŠIâm sorry for making you drive and pick me and the girls up.â
âNah, donât apologize,â his focus is on your feet as he kneads and rubs the sole of your foot. âTold ya I was around the area doing some shoppinâ, so pickinâ ya up on my way back was easy.â
You take another sip of your water. âShopping?âÂ
âMm, my kids are down here for the weekend, so I had to go out frâ a bit and grab shit frâ my daughter.â Ah, yes, Toji is a father; you remember him telling you about his two children in college, a junior and a sophomore. âTheyâre at the house right now; saw âem after I dropped stuff at the house before bringinâ ya home.âÂ
You hum. âSorry for stealinâ you from them for a bit.â
He shakes his head with a humorless laugh. âPlease, they probably donât even know Iâm gone. Theyâre big kids. Plus,â your breath hitches when emerald eyes trail to you. âNow I get to finally have you all to myself, no curvinâ me and whatever this time.âÂ
âIâm not tryinâ to curveâŠâ
âYeah, yeah.â He goes back to massaging your feet.
ââŠThanks again, Toji. I really appreciate it.â
âNo problem, sweetheart.â Your abdomen flexes at the use of the nickname. âYou know I always got youâŠSay, did you hit yâr head somewhere?â
You blink, eyebrows furrow. âNo? Why?â
He points to his temple. âBecause I see like a lump right here.â
You mirror his movements, your hand touching the spot heâs pointing. And your fingertips meet with a lump on a location that sparks too much familiarity. You gasp aloud and cover the lump with your hand, the other covering your other temple.Â
Oh, no.
Black eyebrows knit together. âYou okay?â
Play it cool! âY-Yeah, yeah, Iâm fine! Youâre right; I probably hit my head somewhere while out.â You take this time to remove your legs off the comfort of Tojiâs lap and stand up from the couch. âIâll put something on it to stop the swelling.â You can also sense something aching down your lower back at that moment. Oh, hell no!!
âYa sure? Need me frâ anyââÂ
BZZZZ!! BZZZZ!!
Tojiâs cut off from the vibration of his phone in his jeans, pulling the device out to see that someone called âMegumiâ was calling. Good, a distraction!
âNâNo, no, Iâm good from here.â You say through gritted teeth, the alcohol taking effect and making your stance a little buzzy to uphold. âJ-Just stay here, Iâll be back!â You donât even wait for his approval, turning on your heel and heading out of the living room to the stairs. Your body feels wobbly with every step you take, but you donât pay it any mind because you can feel the lumps beneath your palms increasing. âGod, please, not now, not todayâŠ!â
You march as fast as you can to your bedroom, nearly stumbling on the floor as you haul ass to your bathroom door. You do a terrible job watching your footing fall after rushing to turn the lights on, and stuff from the counter falls because of the impact. But you didnât care, shuffling up so you could look at the mirror. And the sight you see fills you with immediate dread.
Horns are the first thing you see from either side of your head; the tips curl as if to form a crown but point to the ceiling. Your eyes are no longer human-like, pupils shaped like slits as if morphing into a reptile. And your ears get horizontally pointier. ââŠshit.â
You then lift your skirt and tear a hole in your pantyhose above the hem of your panties, and your fear quadruples at the sight of something long and slithery protruding out of the hole. A long tail with a pointy end; you lose your mind. âShit, shit, shit, shitââ
Itâs then you realize why this is happening: you had forgotten to take your daily supplements that are meant to subjugate these features of yourself. Youâve been taking them for the longest time before you moved into this neighborhood, so youâre used to your typical human facade. Now, seeing these parts of yourselves is the very LAST thing you need right now!Â
And then something hits you, an unsettling feeling that youâre too scared to confirm. Your eyes travel down to your shirt, your hands hesitantly pulling the bottom tucked into your skirt and lifting to reveal your navel. You then tug the top of your skirt to expose a spot youâre honed in on the mirror. And the urge to scream grows tenfold once you see a black marking on the lower part of your belly.Â
A womb tattoo!?!?Â
âOh, my fucking God, not tonight!!â
âYO, HEY!â And just when it couldnât get worse, you hear Toji coming up the stairs and beelining for your open bedroom door. Wait, noâ âI heard screaminâ and a big âboom,â you alright? Where are yââ
Your neighbor stops dead in his tracks once he appears in front of the bathroom opening; his concerned expression shifts to an immediate neutral deadpan. He stares at you, and you stare back at him, the silence so thick you could cut it with a knife. A ring fills your eardrums, dissociating from this entire scene and all its complications.
You want to cry. Maybe scream, throw up, or just straight up die on the spot.Â
Because this wasnât the night for someone to find out youâre a succubus.
âââ ââ
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â âââ
ââŠâ
ââŠâ
ââŠSo, what are you?âÂ
Not even concealing your face in your pillow can hide you from the eventual questions of Toji, who sits idly on the corner of your bed. You cringe internally, never thinking this dilemma would befall you. The point of moving was to turn a new page in your life and leave the past behind with the city. Now, you are shriveling on top of your bed like a moody teenager, and your neighborhood crush is here to witness your depression.
ââŠWhat happened to your phone call?â
âIt was my kid. I told him to lock the door since Iâll be out a little longer. Donât try and deflect,â his blunt answer has you descend further to your inner turmoil. âHow come I never seen these horns before?â
You sigh heavily; thereâs no point in trying to divert now. ââŠI take supplements that hinder any features of my succubus appearance so I can look like an average human for the rest of the day.â
âDaily?â He sees you nod through his peripheral. âSuccubusâŠthe hellâs that?â
âBasically, Iâm a demon thatâŠthatâŠâ Yeah, no, letâs not finish that. âNever mind.â
âBullshit. Tell me.âÂ
âD-Donât worry about it, itâs notââ
âLook here,â he speaks to you with a stern tone, a hand coming to your waist to shove you a bit. âI went ahead and picked yâre drunk butt up, made sure ya donât puke up a storm, and now yâre here looking way different from before. The least you could do is explain.â
God, to be lectured by a human â totally humiliatingâŠ! ââŠIâm a demon that gets energy fromâŠseââŠ.sexu, uhhâŠâŠâŠ..sexualactivitywithhumanbeings.â
The silence that trails after your ramble is beyond awkward.Â
âOh.â
âŠ
âOh.â
God, just kill me right now!
The older man forces a cough. âSo, youâŠhave sex every day?â You can practically sense the tiny hint of discomfort from prompting that question.
âW-Well, I used to when I was younger. But I havenât reallyâŠdone it in a couple of years.â Jesus Christ, why is it so embarrassing to admit to someone other than yourself? This is the literal worst!Â
âIs that bad?â
âItâs, uhhâŠIt can be?âÂ
âSo, why havenât you done it?â
âBecauseâŠ!â You snap your face out of your pillow and finally allow yourself to breathe correctly. âI justâŠI donât have time like I used to anymore, and using my powers to make people forget afterward can get tiring. Also, the more times I do it, the more my drive gets intense from the last. The desire of a succubus can be dangerous, you know? And since itâs been a while since Iâve let my powers out, Iâm sure itâs nastier than everâŠâ
ââŠWell,â Toji turns to face you. âHave you ever had the urge recently?â
âI-â Woah. That question came out of nowhere, almost answering it without proper consideration. âWhâWhat do you mean by thatâŠâ
He shrugs. âLikeâyou know what I meanâlike, even though you try to suppress it, do you still have those urges to doâŠya know, it?â
Things get a little uncomfortable here; now you wish you kept your face in that pillow. Tojoâs gaze on you is distinguished â gentle yet stern, matching his demeanor. He's calm and calculating and is waiting for your response to his strangely personal question.Â
âIâŠI, I donât know.â It was another lie.
âWhyâre you lyinâ?â
âIâm notâŠ!â Toji clicked his teeth with a face.
âFine, answer me this then. Have ya ever thought of doinâ it since ya moved here?âÂ
Yup, this question was far worse than the other. His words echo inside your noggin, bewildered with every syllable relaying. And the widowed man lifts his brow from the lack of an instantaneous answer. You open your mouth, but words fail to aid you, your tail shying away behind your shadow. âI-IâŠI donâtââ
âEver thought of me?â
âToji!â You shout defensively. Sure, it mightâve been out of line to ask. However, itâs the fact that heâs breaking your exterior with every question â because of how on-the-mark he is. You could never prepare yourself for that inquiry, the heat on your face growing more unbearable. How could he know of the frenzy he puts you through just for existing?Â
âIâm not dumb.â You peep Toji, turning his torso and facing his entire front in your direction. âYou think I donât notice how often you try to push me off when I invite ya over or know when yâre lookinâ at me when you think Iâm not awareâ?â He dents the bed with his added weight, and you forget to breathe, watching him inch closer. âOr act all shy and cute when I got you to myself?âÂ
You gulp, your brain short-circuiting at the feeling of Tojiâs palm on your thigh. There have been countless nights where youâve thought of your neighbor more than once, indulging in fantasies you could never speak of to a soul, especially Toji himself. To let the man know of the dirty things youâd want him to say to you, the names you wish him to call you, the erotic things youâd like him to do to you â death is the only option necessary not to let that happen. Unfortunately, he seems to have a good idea now that heâs cornered you like this, and youâre too stunned to utter a word.
âItâs okay, though,â he whispers low now that heâs close to your face, and you have to hold back on letting out a yelp when his hand comes to hold your face, his index finger toying with your sensitive earlobe. ââCuz I love it when yâre all timid, canât even look me in the faceâŠLike now.â
You try to avert away from him, but his thumb brings your chin back to him. âToji, please,â his name feels forbidden to say all of a sudden.Â
âTell me ânoâ.â His nose brushes the tip of yours, and you chew your lip. âIâll stop right now and leave, let you deal with this yâreselfâŠOr,â he ghosts to your ear, and you quiver. âIâll stay with you and treat you to what yâve been scared to ask frâ.â
âToji, wait,â Fuck, you canât remember the last time you had your ears so keen, his breath brushing it enough to compel you to meltdown.
âSay âno,â princess.â Youâre locked under his forest-green orbs, and you swear you could hear your heart hammering your chest. âOr Iâll treat you right tonight.â
Perplexed eyes canât move anywhere else, and your lips are wet from licking them without knowing. Is this really happeningâŠ? An inquisition you had no time to answer for yourself once Toji closes the gap, centimeters nearer with every millisecond.
IâŠcanâtâŠ
His face draws near, and your eyes reflex to close.Â
I donâtâŠwant toâŠ
Toji pulls you in for a gentle kiss; your thoughts radio silent after the contact of his scarred lips on yours. No shot. Your neighbor was kissing you right now â thereâs no way!? This had to be a dreamâŠ! This is truly a wild night: not only are you tipsy to the noggin, but your neighborhood crush has found out your secret, and now youâre kissing that exact crush in your room?? Your muscles go tense at what is occurring.Â
He peppers your lips with kisses, forced to catch up with him as he claims your lips, a palm snaking to the back of your head to keep you steady. He licks your bottom lip, chewing gently to prompt the softest gasps out of your mouth. âCâmon, baby,â he coos to your sensitive ears. âRelax witâ me.â You nearly melt at the lick of your helix as his free hand courses from your chest to your waist. The brush of his fingers onto your tail makes you jolt.Â
âToji, wait,â you mutter under your breath as he nibbles on your pointy ear, your hands gripping the back of his black wife beater. âD-Donât; Iâm so sensiâNmmmâŠ!â Jesus, the moan you held back! Toji trails his mouth to your chin down to your neck to suck on your skin. And your lower half throbs harder. âAhhhâŠhahhhâŠâ
He returns his lips to yours; this time, his tongue runs on your teeth vigorously to seek entry. You submit after a chew to your bottom lip, whimpering as the older man inserts his wet muscle to greet yours. Surreal, isnât it, to be tongued down by your neighbor? You donât know whether itâs the alcohol, the twitches between your inner thighs, or the flick of his tongue and the sound of his purrs that have your face getting hotter.Â
And fuuuuuuck, heâs such a good kisser â scratch that, heâs an AMAZING kisser! Youâre practically turning into putty in the palm of his hands as he lips you, tilting his head to a proper position with a soft push to your face as he deepens the kiss. He sucks on your tongue, and you mewl, helplessly quivering when he teases the muscle with nibbles. Your waist has a mind of its own while it sways involuntarily, rocking as you sink into the zealous kiss. Heâs not overpowering you in any way; if anything, heâs so overwhelmingly comforting, his hand caressing your cheek tenderly, and soft noises of lips smacking and breaking apart bounce one after the other.
Then, you shrill unexpectedly. ââŠ!! Mmahhh! T-Tojiii, d-donâtâdonât touchâŠHaahhhâŠâ
âOh? Well, lookie here.â Your ears perk at Tojiâs chuckle. Unbeknownst to you, distracted by the intense kiss, your neighbor sneaks his hand under your skirt and touches your private zone shielded by your pantyhose, fingers pressing up on your vulva area. âAll we did is kiss, and ya already got your panties wet?â
Embarrassed? Of course, itâs been so long since you were touched like this and out of practice. Now, your repressed emotions start to crumble out of their straightened form the more Tojiâs middle finger rubs on your panties. And letâs not even mention your thighs motioning to ride on the digit, your dignity starting to disintegrate. âOhhh, TojiâŠâ
âMmm? What is it, sweetie?â He nuzzles to your neck after licking and sucking on your chin. âFeelinâ good down there?â He curls his middle and forefinger to push. âGot ya all excited?â He receives a confirmed hum. âTell me how yâre feelinâ.â
You gulped thickly, your breathing shaking. âI-Iâm feelingâshitâŠâ he laughs lowly at your swearing. âNnnm! Youâre making me feelâŠso hot.â
âI can tell, youâre twitchinâ like crazy right on my fingertips.â His fingers move into a circular motion, and your mouth goes agape. âFuck, manâŠHey, hold on, I wanna do somethinâ.â
Toji removes his fingers from under your skirt before you can tell, the heat between your legs going tepid as he withdraws from your figure to lay his back on the bed. But before that, he unzips and loosens his jeans to his butt. A noticeable tent of his boxer briefs has your lips locked to each other, and your eyes widen when he subtracts the material. Just when you thought this night couldnât get any more crazier, you are awake to witness the display of Tojiâs erection in real-time.Â
How long has it been since youâve seen a real-life, living, and breathing dick before your eyes? You honestly canât recall that; the responsibilities of human life have made you grow numb to your demon necessities that it no longer feels innate. However, the sight of your crushâs solid, girthy, excited cock is marveling. How your mouth waters as you ogle at it is borderline humiliating, eyes glued to the uncut tip.
âLike what ya see?â He asks smugly, kicking his jeans and briefs off and slapping his thigh. âCâmere, mama.â Oh, fuck, the quirk of your insides was unavoidable at his comment, primarily as he guides you closer to him. âLetâs warm up.â You yelp as he effortlessly moves your legs to where you straddle him. He pushes your skirt up to your waist, and you can hear the tear from your pantyhose. His thumb comes to slide your panties to the side, and he whistles. âDamn, lookinâ all pretty and wet frâ me.âÂ
Itâs either the fact that Tojâs dick is inches in front of your face or your bare pussy out in the air in front of him; either one of the two has your mind going in a whirlwind. And it all comes to a standstill the moment you sense something wet and firm glide across your labia, and it takes everything in you not to tremble. âMmm, oh, fuck,â he groans after licking your cunt, throwing in another lazy one to have you holler. âItâs been so longâŠShit.âTojiâs hands curl from your legs to cup your asscheeks, keeping your butt near him to lap his tongue around your chasm. You whine as he licks you down, your teeth clattering at the sensation.Â
Oh, my God, your head begins to ache. It feels so good, your body finally coming back to the groove of things as you move your butt around. The man under you quickly latches his mouth onto you, a firm grip on your ass to keep you in place for him to service you. Speaking of service, your eyes flick to the erect limb before you, your mouth salivating with the run of your tongue across your teeth. Fuck, it looks so good; you admire internally before inching your face close to the length, your head getting dizzier from the sheer size and musk. DamnitâŠI wanna taste him so badâŠ!!
âGo on, dollface,â Toji gives your butt a playful smack. âI know ya need this bad.âÂ
God, heâs so right â you need this; thereâs no point in denying anymore. You blow on it before placing a tender kiss, noticing how it pulsates as your hand wrings around the shaft. You lick your lips before pecking at the uncircumcised tip, and Tojiâs hold on you goes tighter. Heâs sensitive, you note. Adorable. You stick your tongue out to swirl around the cockhead, bathing it with your saliva before you inhale it with a delighted hum, gradually warming up your loosened jaw.
Fuck, the taste of a cock â something that felt nostalgic the moment he graced your tastebuds. Your eyes water a bit, trembles rocking your figure as Toji sucks on your wetness, and every inch you intake fuels the haze that fogs your brain. You stroke and suck him simultaneously, a forgotten method that rekindles now in this moment. You coat him with your spit the more you relax your jaw, slurping him unapologetically as if a different part of yourself takes over.Â
On the other hand, Toji feels the same way. Itâs been way too long for the widowed man since the last time he has been intimate with someone, let alone have a bare ass right in front of him. Itâs no secret that heâs had the hots for you once you moved here, but having you on top of him like this is like something out of his wet dreams. The way you murmur cutely as you suck his dick turns him on so bad, a guilty pleasure come true as he drinks your nectar off your damp naked folds. His tongue teases around the entrance of your vagina before pushing it in, fucking your opening with his wet muscle. You cry on his girth, your tail cringing in the air from the stimulation. He spots it and grabs it from the base; how your lower half jolts to the grasp is humorously darling to him. So cute.
The minutes go longer as you two keep pleasing each other, and a soft whimper escapes your lips when you release Toji from your lips, lips plastering long and sweet kisses on his shaft as you massage the tip. Your other hand palms and kneads his ballsack, the jerk of his thighs rewarding to see, so you increase the pace of your hand.
ââThhh, nmm!â Toji curses from behind, sluggishly licking from clit to your slit while succumbing to your touch and mouth. âShiiit, just like that, baby, suck me off like tâMmngh! Christ, Iâm gonna..fffuckinâ cumâŠâ
But then, you remove yourself from Tojiâs member, the cold air instantly blanketing him. Green eyes blink as you move off of his lying body, observing you bending over with your face to the cold sheets.
âToji,â you plea to him desperately, hooded eyes shining eagerly. âPlease, I need itâŠHere,â you spread your ass, fully exposing your slit wet from your fluids mixed with his saliva. Jesus, you were heathing as if you were in heat. âDo it here, I need it insideâŠ!â
You had the man shook; the cogs in his mind stopped working briefly. The picture of you presenting yourself like this to him was unexpected, but goddamn, did it turn him on astronomically! Toji stands on his knees and advances to you, removing his tank top and discarding it to the floor. âYeah? You want it that bad?â You nod impetuously. âWords, sweetie. Need you to tell me what to do.â
âToji, pleeeaseâŠ!â You wiggle your ass until he cusps it, kneading your flesh lovingly to the point that your tail curls around his forearm. âPlease, put it in, I wanna feel itâŠ!â
âYeah, is that what my princess wants?â You and Toji bite your lips when he aligns his tip to your inner labia, teasing you with grinding motions. âDoes my demon baby want Daddy to mess yâr insides that bad?â
Oh, weâre playing that card, too? Holy shit, you were getting so wet from this! âYess, Daddy, pleasee! Mess me up with that dick, wanna be filled up right noowwâŠ!â
He canât hide the proud grin. âGood girl. Here,â Toji begins to push the cockhead to you, and your lips flatten at the wince of pain that accompanies the push. âStay still, and lemme reward you,â his hips move slowly in your direction, you grip the sheets to prepare yourself, and your nerves are dialed to a plane of exhilaration you canât regulate. Oh my God, is this happening? Heâs gonna fuck me? So many thoughts cloud your mind, too excited and anxious for whatâs to come because itâs been so. Damm. Long. Howâs it gonna feel? Is your body ready enough? How does Toji feel about this; is he just as nervous as you aâ
Your train of thought is brought to an abrupt halt at the sensation of Tojiâs tip finally inserting itself into your vagina, too absentminded that your open mouth couldnât say a word. Oh, fuck itâs in, itâs in! Your eyes widen, your muscles tense, and your voice struggles to cry. The older man continues to add himself leisurely, the length sundering your slit and stretching your opening as you take him inch by inch. Your back arches instinctively, wailing silently as you can feel the foreign limb intruding your tightness, quick quirks of your frame as he rubs your velvety texture. Ohhhh, my GodâŠ!!
When he slowly starts to rut into you, recurring waves of rapture hit your nerves every. Single. Time! Youâre entire body is rocked to the core with every short yet gentle pound; the feeling of Tojiâs veiny cock scrapping your channel has you shivering. And once heâs encouraged to push his entire member until the very hilt, you yelp aloud when the tip kisses your womb. ââOooh??!â
ââMmngh!â Your quick spasm surprises Toji. âOhhh, shit, there it is. Hmm? Is this where ya want me, mama? Want me rightâŠhere?â He snaps his hips swiftly, the rushed movement and hit to your cervix knocks you winded. And another, you keep wringing his shaft acutely. âAhhn, God fucking damn iâIisshhffuck, fuck, I canât, gonnaâŠHnghh!â
Tojiâs body shudders above you, bucking into your warmth with a jittery pattern. The prolonged reaction of his orgasm claims him now, succumbing to the silky, tight texture and how well youâre grasping onto his girth. He comes inside you, moaning as he ejaculates earlier than expected. You sense it, humming to the immediate filling. So warm, so full of his cock already that your toes curl.Â
And Jesus Christ, it felt so. Fucking, Good! You were no longer drunk from the alcohol; now, you were intoxicated by the prowess and pleasure of Tojiâs dick.Â
âHah, haaaah, fuck,â he throws his head back with a hiss, his abdomen relaxing from the earlier flex. Then, your tail glides up from his abs, feeling up on his skin and roaming on his happy trail. He snickers at your feline-like comportment, âHeh, actinâ all cute now that you got what ya wanted, huh?â You say nothing, bashful to his words, while your tail curls up to his chin. âDonât go quiet on me now, dollface; I heard you squeaking and moaninâ seconds ago.â
Toji then returns to rut into you despite recovering from his climax, furled to have you shrieking uncontrollably for him. The smacks of his pelvis recoil the flesh of your ass, his come stuffed inside you now glued to his erection as he rocks into you balls-deep. âMmmm, yeah, thatâs right, baby,â he grabs your tail and wraps it around his hand to pull; you scream louder, and your vaginal walls clamp tighter than ever. âArch more frâ me, enjoy meânmmâŠ!âfuckinâ you real good.â
The pull of your tail makes your senses hypersensitive, perturbed by the stress of it being pulled, yet the enjoyment you feel from it is too inexorable to comprehend. Coherent sentences double down to undecipherable babbles, ââDaahh, hoohhfuucâD-Daddyyy, DaddyyyâŠ!!â Tears well up in your eyes as he inflicts blows to your ass, the pain too quick to prepare for yet the sting enough to make you rigid. ââToo much, ish tâoo muuuchâŠ!â
Another smack to your butt, and you howl once again. âHuh, ya say that, but yâre milkinâ my cock like crazy.â He bends down to remove your hands that try to hide your face and horns with the pillow. âWhat, ya donât like this? Hmm? Want me to stop?âÂ
âNo, nooo!!â You shook your head immediately; your vision blurred for a few seconds. âI loveee iit, I love this, love Daddyâs diickâAhaaa!! MoreâŠI want moreee!â Fuck, this is bad; any more than this, and youâll be addicted for sure.
âGood,â he whispers to your ears. Good Lord, you werenât going to survive. âBecause I ainât done witâ ya yet, princess.â
Before you can register his sentence fully, Toji straightens and lays on his side behind you, lifting your leg to create a suitable angle. He then plunges into you harder and faster, the different positions helping the sporadic cadence achieve deeper penetration while scraping your upper wall with ease. At this point, your body is too hot and sticky to care about anything else outside this room; your head pounding and too misty, your senses corrupted by the constant pokes to your cervix and the increasing haze that you donât feel human anymore. Your succubus roots flourish, drool escapes your lips, and wanting nothing but this feeling to remain ceaseless.
âGahh, ohhhDaddyyy, ahhahh,â eyes roll to your skull at the brush of your sweet spots. âShhoo good, I fweel shoo goooodâŠ! Harder, hardeeerr!âÂ
ââKhhck, goinâ as hard as I fuckinâ can!!â Toji kisses your cheek after a lick, chewing on it after hearing you mewl submissively. âJesus, this pussy, out of this fuckinââNnnghâŠworld.â
You turn to him and claim his lips, and he reciprocates into your steamy kiss. Vulgar tongues exchange spit and encroach on each otherâs mouth, and you helplessly suck on Tojiâs after he shoves it, your puffy lips intaking the attractive noises he makes. And you slither a hand down to your clitoris to swipe erratically while your tail goes around Tojiâs waist and curves into the crevice of his ass. Suddenly, Toji stiffens at the pointy end of your tail, tickling his anus, and the raven-haired man gasps at the insertion. Too stunned to speak, he can only move his hips rapidly, his white-ringed shaft digging deep into you with the help of stimulating his prostate.Â
ââTaahhh, y-you, lilâ minxâŠ!â He breaks the kiss and bites your lip to hear you whimper. âTryinâ ta make me cum again?â
You nod, breathing heavily. âOhhh, Daddy, Iâm so closeâŠ! Gonna come!â
âMe too, mama, me tooâŠâÂ
Hot moans and groans fly out of each otherâs mouths, bodies stuck to each other as you both chase for release. Everything feels so fast, so hot, happening all at once; all you can think about is the grinding presses you push up on your delicate clit. Fuck, fuck! Itâs coming, itâs comingâŠ!â
Then, it arrives. Your cunt, aching for the climax, receives the crescendo youâve been aching for this entire time. The walls of your vulva contract around Tojiâs member, milking and wringing him as you come loose to your grounding. A clear liquid exerts out of your urethra, showering out to stain your panties, torn pantyhose, and bedsheets, your breathing losing its steadiness and falling to a jagged tempo. The same goes for Toji, who falls into his peak along with you; your fluttering folds force him to submit and release his second load into you with a hiss. The older manâs heaving frame keeps bucking into you until every drop fills you to the brim, burrowing his face deep into your neck to rest as the shocks rock you both.
Finally, everything goes quiet. The cozy atmosphere pulls you out of your heightened elevation and lays you down with silent clarity. Both you and Toji, sweaty and sticky all over, are still linked to each other as the high dissipates. Shuddering figures begin to calm down and fall at ease with the tranquility.
Toji kisses your neck, and you croon until he comes to lay his lips on yours for a tender peck, then on your soft cheek and your temple. He then removes his flaccid bulge, white fluids oozing out of your hole. âDamn, that was good,â he mutters breathlessly. âHmm, how ya feelââ
The onyx-haired man couldnât finish his question because of the sudden change of positions you abruptly conducted. He now lays on his back with you straddling him; the calm tone switched to an unexpected spiking mood.Â
You then hand grab his dick and arrange it back to your raised hips. Viridian orbs widen. Wait. The tip meets your labia once more before you descend it down. What the fâhold onâ And then, his cock is swallowed back inside your wetness, and Toji grits his teeth.
 âSh-Shit, sweetie,â Tojiâs hands come to your waist. âWhatâs up, arenât yââ
âSorry, Toji,â the man surveys with confusion, watching you strip off and throw your shirt somewhere. Your naked chest is now out for him to see, and his breath hitches when you place your hands on his pectorals while a span of bat-like wings springs out from your back. ââŠThat wasnât enough.â
Wasnât enough?? He repeats with furrowed brows, noticing the half-lidded, lustful expression and the sharp dents of your canines. Then, it hits him:Â
âThe desire of a succubus can be dangerous, you know? And since itâs been a while since Iâve let my powers out, Iâm sure itâs nastier than everâŠâ
âŠOh, shit. âWait, we can talk aboutââ You get your answer once you bounce on his cock without notice, Toji nearly choking on his tongue. Nope, no room for prattling.
âYou let out so much, made my mind go so crazy,â you grind your hips on his pelvis, squeezing his limp cock while it gets firmer and firmer. âFeel so goodâŠMore, I want moreeeâŠâ
âC-Câmon now, baby, canât we take a break for a minute at leastââYou bring your face an inch away from his.
âDaddy,â your neighbor shudders at the gentle kiss you place under his chin. âPlease take care of me like you promised, âkay?â
Your gaze lured him in, a trap he was foolish enough to fall for. Because now, heâs stuck under your bow as you begin to inflict an inescapable rhythm, rebounding on his erection until the base meets your folds. Choked groans suppressed by Toji, but take his lips with yours, enforcing a loving yet salacious spell with your satisfied moans. Now, your crush realizes you werenât the meek, adorable neighbor he dotes on.Â
Tonight, he was yours to play like a fiddleâŠAnd shame on him for getting way more turned on than he should be!
Wow. Guess Iâm dyinâ tonight.
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I should be fuckinâ dead right now.
Toji knew something was up when his eyelids opened, and his emerald eyes scanned the ceiling, instantly recognizing that he wasnât in his master bedroom. The rays of sunshine are blocked from the curtains, yet the light of day crawls in and basks the room in a low glow. Chirps of birds outside greet him on the basking of a new autumn day, lying comfortably in the cold, silky sheets of the bed.
He wakes to a bit of a headache, mentally and physically groggy. Attempts to move are already tricky and aches all over his body keep him grounded in the mattress. Ugh, feel like Iâve lost all feelinâ in my legs; the man canât even lift one leg without a grimace. And even his arms are challenging, one so oddly heavy as if itâs nailed down.Â
âFuck, man.â His first words of the day are a curse, irritated by the drum of his head. He tries to lift himself; again, itâs not possible, agitating the man even more. And why the fuck is my arm so heaâ
He doesnât finish his sentence â the answer reveals itself once he turns his head to the left.Â
He sees you, surprised to view you in your natural form still. Horns have grown a little larger, yet still small enough for you to rest your cheek on his shoulder. You were sound asleep, faint snores picked up by his ears as he examined your face at ease with a peaceful slumber. Nude, the both of you, a hand wrapped around his left arm to stick close to you while the other is stationed at his chest, your bat wings shriveled together to not get damaged. And judging by the snake-ish feeling, your tail was curled around his bare thigh.Â
Strangely innocent to see after the events of last night flash into Tojiâs recollection, funny to match such a lewd scenario to such a sweet face. He stifles a laugh, placing his right hand on the vulnerable one on him, his thumb caressing your knuckles as he grasps your fingers. Suddenly, some of the soreness he harbors feels light â glad I ainât dead, I guess.
Your eyes jit behind your eyelids, a soft groan as you suddenly move and scrunch your face. Finally, your drowsy eyes sheepishly flicker open. Lidded gaze fighting the spell of sleep with every bat of your eyes.
âMorninâ, gorgeous.â Toji greets you.
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In real-time, Toji watches your somnolent morph into a gradual display of mortification. Heâs a little envious to see you spring up with no strain on your body, wings batting out of their relaxed state, and your hand still with his. âT-Toji??â You question directly, eyes surveying the nude neighbor in your bed, doing everything in your power to ignore the fact that youâre naked as well. Speaking of, you notice the subtle pink glow of your womb tattoo, and anxiety spikes to a high. âIâuhhâIâm so so sorry for last night! Sorry you had to bring me back home, and I didnât mean to act weirdly on you withâOoof?!â
âRelax,â he cuts you off by pulling you back to his lying frame, his left hand now free to snake on your shoulder. âDonât talk so fast; my headâs poundinâ like crazy.â
You blink aimlessly, awkward now that youâre fully aware youâre in this manâs embrace. You canât help recalling what transpired last night, suddenly feeling squeamish. ââŠYou okay?â
âI feel like my lifeâs been drained by my dick,â he answers bluntly, adding more weight to your embarrassment. âWakinâ up to a pretty face who nearly killed me with their pussy isnât somethinâ Iâd expect.âÂ
ââŠâŠsorry.â
âItâs alright,â calloused fingers glide and intertwine with his yours, stroking your thumb with his. âHad a good time either way. Wild, but good.â
âReallyâŠ?âÂ
âReally.â You probably shouldnât have peered up to see him look your direction. Albeit exhausted, his handsome face and sleepy grin ignite the heat on your cheeks. And your stomach flips, hearing a laugh when you meekly avert your gaze away. âHow many times did we do it?â
ââŠNot sure,â long enough for my womb tattoo to be blatant.Â
âMe either. Does that happen often?â
âSometimes? I guess itâs because I havenât done it for a long time, so I wentâŠoff the rails because of the intensity.â
âNoted, because I never felt so old until now. I probably pulled somethinâ.â
ââŠ.Sorry.â
âYâre good,â Toji scoffs before moving to place a soft kiss on your forehead, and your heart skips the tighter his hand holds your hand. âTell ya what, I can help you with that cycle of yours, probablyâŠtwice a month, so it doesnât get too crazy like last night. And donât use yâre powers or some shit to make me forget, either. I donât wanâ that.â
You lift your face from his shoulder, the heat spreading to your ears. âYou donât have to do that, Toji, I wouldnâtââ
âNah, Iâm down; itâs what neighbors for. Besides, it finally gives me a reason to make ya interact with me more.â Again, his smug smirk causes knots in your stomach. âLike the sound of that, mama? Let Daddy take care of you?â
Your lips quiver, and you hide your face back onto his shoulder. The rumble of his laughter worsens the butterflies in your stomach, and your tail squeezes on his thigh. âDonât say it like that, Toji!â
âYâr tail seems to like it.â
âStop it!â

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