#i need it so bad.

[monards]

i will get this namecard.

[custom-emojis]

If anyone has $20 to spare so I can buy me and my husband a game about bees while it’s on sale I will give you so much discounted art. I’m being so real I want the bee game so bad. DM me on discord @ hereticsys if you are interested blease.. bee game…..

[skidzobrainia]

I would have done everything in the world for Turbo fast to have had a musical episode. Not just an episode with a musical number in it. A musical episode.

[kinglypup]

i need to have sex.

[scuggyfangs]

lowpoly ikfa will be real someday

[mobtism]

i think a concert would fix me

[orcelito]

When wolfwood is finally officially introduced in ITNL every damn person invested in this fic (including me)(especially me) is gonna lose their goddamned shits

I'm thinking about it again. It's so fucking close, yet still so far away...

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[bluebeesknees]

Public Nuisance Nr.1

[kensatou]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[formulanni]

Roan of Arc

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[soimse]

“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably

[citricacidprince]

Was forced to get a new phone today

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is the bug carousel at the Bronx Zoo!

[velvetcrimsonkisses]

Dadbod!Nanami...

Hear me out... Once you're married, all settled down and he's not a sorcerer anymore and he's at peace. He gains a few extra pounds, just because he's been baking so much and eating good food.

And you're not complaining, the extra weight feels so nice when he's on top of you, fucking into you slowly. You grab onto his thick biceps, wrapping your legs around his torso as he bullies his cock into you. And you can almost swear his cock feels bigger, thicker since he gained the weight.

So much so that tears trickle down your face from the added girth. And Nanami like the man he is takes notice.

"Feel good? Why are you crying, honey?" an expression of slight worry on his gorgeous face. But his cock has you speechless and the way you clench around him tells him just that. And he smirks as he feels you go dumb because of his cock.

"So... so fucking good...," is all you manage to say, as you pray to whatever God there is, for your husband to keep the dad bod.