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MY ELBOW HURTS SO BAD FOR NO REASON THIS BLOWS!!!! 👎👎👎👎👎👎
#who needs elbows anyway#elbow macaroni#pasta#diy crafts#paint#dark academia#horses#acrylic nails#encyclopedia britannica#physics#i need ibuprofen or something
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It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing the machine can't fix.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#head injury wasnt enough i needed to see it explode#does anyone know how to get into the other timeline that we split off from yesterday#sigh#gabey can you feed me ibuprofen like grapes i really need it#if doing either of these doesnt fix the situation im sorry to tell you it is incredibly over and you should go take a nap or something idk
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im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.
#eliot posts#the other day my roommate was talking abt how she hates shaving#but does it anyway bc she doesn't want people to be mean to her about her body hair#and i was like yeah i mean i used to#also worry about that bc my mother was always so fucking cruel to me when i didn't shave#but as an adult i find that it's extremely rare that anyone even mentions it (tho my body hair is pretty light so that could be a factor)#but even when people are shitty i find that i no longer give a shit about what what those idiots have to say about my body#but i understand that that can be a hard step to take so if you need to keep shaving for your own comfort then i won't judge#but on the inside i was just like#*ibuprofen hand meme* ''let's get called disgusting hairy d*kes together <3''#i had a great time showing off my pit hair at the pool today!#(i get read as a woman when im swimwear cuz i can't hide my body as much. so i get read as a hairy masculine woman.)#i show off my leg hair every time i wear shorts but like. my leg hair is Pathetic#i look practically prepubescent vis a vis my leg hair (my mother still calls it disgusting lmao)#but my pit hair is pretty good#i occupy a weird gendered place in society where i am more of a man in identify but society genders me as a woman#the only time i feel remotely okay being seen as a woman is when i am seen as a BAD woman. a woman who cannot/will not be A Proper Lady#it's not an entirely ACCURATE view of me but there's Something in it
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It should be illegal for cramps to be bad enough you risk first degree burns because you keep turning the heating pad on again after the 2-hour automatic shut off.
#the dork is being a dork#i've taken max dose ibuprofen and tylenol and i still need the fucking heating pad#someone kill me#i really need to get to a gyno lmfao#either to start bc or to start t#just#SOMETHING to stop the fucking hell cycle
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Victor Frankenstein method acting: this is literally me right now
#when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to. if you even care#i've been too sick these past two days to clean and wash dishes#and my house looks like the set of a lowcost survival horror indie amateur film#or perhaps a post apocaliptic game where ruffians have ravaged an empty apartment#alas i need to wash the dishes there is physically no more space on my kitchen sink nor counters to place virtually anything#and i need to eat something to keep my medicine down. or whatever#don't want ibuprofen to bear a whole in my stomach or something#mine
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I hate that little twink Benrey for making bro a part of my vocabulary
#shit bro calm down take an ibuprofen or smth..... no need to take it out on me :( 's mean and shit#i hate that faggot. Die#* hes not a twink. hes something much worse then that#hlvrai#benrey#i dont even wanna tag this. truly.
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i swear did i fucking tweak my back in my sleep? this shit has been going on for 36 hours now
#i have this insane soreness in my back but just on the right side#initially i thought i slept on my back wrong wedn night#but it got worse throughout thursday and i had to take an ibuprofen today#and now it's wearing off and the soreness is still fucking there#just coughed and it rattled me. owie#anyway if this is the symptom of something horrible don't tell me mutuals. i don't need another thing on my plate#or do tell me so i can have a trump card in my back pocket#щ
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I have so many drawing ideas for Poll and Tequilla but alas. My hands don't want to work with me.
#I have some storylines planned but I am struggling so hard#I want to draw Tequilla's parents. I want to protray how all of these events are affecting Poll.#Is this how the egg admins felt#I don't just want to make a blocky post about this stuff#i want to CREATE something to protray what I need#I just struggle so much with character design 😭 TQ's momma (the goat hybrid) is the only one I have a design for#I HAVEN'T EVEN NAMED HIS PARENTS YET o(-(#I shouldn't be trusted to name OCs. Look at the names of all my little blorbos. Poll. Tequilla Ibuprofen. Stardust.#uuuuuuuugh#I know it would be easier if I had more spoons right now. I'm completely out of them. Have been for days.#I blame work#okay im complaining too much now lmao#Just know that I AM cooking lore. It just may end up having to be in writing form rather than the drawings I want to do.#(I say.. procrastinating on my fitpac fic 💀)#honestly I might write out the scene I'm imagining because i cannot fathom doing a long comic for it. I'm not strong enough kkkkkkk#okay I'm done now I think#not a poll
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doodleszs BLEUGUHUGH sorry that im a villainous fan. I font care 2023-2022
#dont tag as ship#context for the third: i needed migraine meds#my options were 1. ibuprofen 2. acetaminophen so#naturally as i connected the dots i immediatley drew this#and dont mind my random watermarks i was putting something in that empty space#villainous#black hat#kenning flugslys#505 villainous#demencia#white hat#dr slug#concepts app#mspaint#paint tool sai 2#paint x#mac paintbrush
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I need someone to rip my uterus out of my body right now. Because honestly, anything is better than this, I’ve been hunched over kind of crying for the past hour. I wish I was a witch and had the ability to magic my period cramps to someone I hate because wow this sucks.
I’m somewhere in the middle of ball of rage and pathetic small animal right now and I don’t know how I’m managing that.
#i fucking hate this#period cramps#my stupid uterus needs to go away#I need a hug and something to destroy#periods suck#ibuprofen save me
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Recent posts making me remenice about my time living in Albania when I had a migraine, slumped over the counter at the pharmacy, trying to describe what I was trying to buy
speaking in Russian first on reflex, realizing that was not useful
grumbling under my breath in English trying to parse what might be useful
describing my symptoms in spanish and french hoping any cognates might register
Receiving the correct meds almost certainly based on my "grew up with Italians" natural tendanacy to charades-level body language
#guessing the latter based on the fact the pharmacist acted out the exact means of taking the medicine for me#pictionary style#i'm 80%sure I threw in som ASL while I was saying DOLOR de CABEZA#screws in the side of my head#also those meds were the most effective pain killers i've ever used#I looked them up later thinking damn i was on some high powered opioids or some highly regulated dangerous substance#turns out it was just a form of ibuprofen but a sub lingual version rather than something your stomach acids have to process#why is that not available in canada#pls#I need this#they worked so well#I have malabsorbtion so anything I have to swallow gets immediately nerfed#i
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losing my fukcinf mind I got so hyped over terusai mirroring each other that i got a headache
#im not kidding like legit i need to go take some ibuprofen or something so it goes away#my hands are Shaking irl im lightheaded there is actually something wromg with me#catch me shrieking at my screen and waving my hands around punching my bed as i frantically make a chart on ibis paint and then just sittin#panting like a fuckimg dog trying to regain control of my thoughts and calm down#over two cartoon characters#autism brain go crazzzzzzyyy
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I may be on day two of being stuck in bed thanks to some of the ✨worst back pain I've ever had in my life✨, but the neighbours are outside grilling, the window is open a bit, and it smells so fucking good. I'm not even hungry rn, but I am v much enjoying the second hand good food smells.
#text post#if im still not online much today the pain is why lmao#Housemate has been an absolute angel looking after me and helped me figure out it's nothing more serious#i just really befuckened my back 🙃#feeling a great deal better today than it did yesterday tho so I'm crossing my fingers I'll be back to normal by tomorrow#or at least as close to normal as possible lol#for today i am continuing the schedule of ibuprofen water edibles heating pad and naps on the wedge pillow#with the extra benefit of the neighbours grilling what must be something w/a nice marinade on it bc#like im not a big meat eater or bbq person at all but this smells so sweet and interesting that even im like 👀#...i might be slightly hungry actually but that's a win bc i was physically sick yesterday from this stupid knot in my back#and managed some nibbles yesterday but know i need to try and ramp that up today if possible#so grill away neighbours and help convince my stomach to nibble something later today
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Sometimes I wonder why cold symptoms always get worse in the evenings there has to be a logical explanation for that
#i need to know#i might have only choosen the biology major because I had no other choice but i do genujnely think the human body is a fascinating object#we should not exist there is no reason we should exist but here we are and here we are exactly the way we are isn't that funny?#it's such a silly body too what you're telling me I could produce an entirely new person in here#but one falsely mutated cell that brances out and has a personal problem with me specifically can kill me in a year or less?#that doesn't seem right.#if you think about it children are a little bit like cancer actually#i won't be opening that can of worms actually lets keeo that locked away in zhe cupboard#oh yeah and you can inherit the murder cell mutation because of course you can#and then we came up with thousands of ways to cure thousands of ailments and what did we do we put them behind a paywall#come onnnnnn where's the fun in that#we have this cool stuff why do you not let us use the cool stuff#i don't do meds on principle if I have anything I jusz sit that out raw and painful but hey it's not my place to tell others to do it my way#i just don't like the thought of building up a resistance against stuff so I just take my ibuprofen if there really is no way to function#without them anymore#luckily that's not the case a lot of times#i can work fine with the headaches they're just annoying#make the head foggy and words take a second to comprehend and the light hurts but i can work with it#have you ever had two kinds of headache atbthe same time thazs an experience#dealing with a tensuoj headache and then also the clogged nose headache is. it sure is something#you don't know where exactly it hurts and it's not so bad that you have to lie down but then you hold your head the wrong way#and Boom a bomb goes off up there#fascinating stuff#how did I even get here
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Why can’t they invent acheless tummies
#ribbon🎀posting#playing the guessing game of am I hungry or is my body doing the woman thing or is it something completely unrelated#either way I’m laying down until it either goes away or gets so bad that I need to take ibuprofen
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if i harnessed the energy i spent worrying about my skill sets being good enough for an imaginary audience that i will always move the goalpost for, i could power a small village and probably use said skill sets to create the thing
#hello its me again#bemoaning my inability to write or conjure up anything fun#hate that this step of beating myself up feels necessary in the process for me to finish something but here we are#nana talks#want to go back to when i was not plagued by self conscious demons every time i get to have fun with something#maybe i just need an ibuprofen and to go outside for a bit
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