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MY ELBOW HURTS SO BAD FOR NO REASON THIS BLOWS!!!! 👎👎👎👎👎👎
#who needs elbows anyway#elbow macaroni#pasta#diy crafts#paint#dark academia#horses#acrylic nails#encyclopedia britannica#physics#i need ibuprofen or something
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It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing the machine can't fix.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#head injury wasnt enough i needed to see it explode#does anyone know how to get into the other timeline that we split off from yesterday#sigh#gabey can you feed me ibuprofen like grapes i really need it#if doing either of these doesnt fix the situation im sorry to tell you it is incredibly over and you should go take a nap or something idk
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im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.
#eliot posts#the other day my roommate was talking abt how she hates shaving#but does it anyway bc she doesn't want people to be mean to her about her body hair#and i was like yeah i mean i used to#also worry about that bc my mother was always so fucking cruel to me when i didn't shave#but as an adult i find that it's extremely rare that anyone even mentions it (tho my body hair is pretty light so that could be a factor)#but even when people are shitty i find that i no longer give a shit about what what those idiots have to say about my body#but i understand that that can be a hard step to take so if you need to keep shaving for your own comfort then i won't judge#but on the inside i was just like#*ibuprofen hand meme* ''let's get called disgusting hairy d*kes together <3''#i had a great time showing off my pit hair at the pool today!#(i get read as a woman when im swimwear cuz i can't hide my body as much. so i get read as a hairy masculine woman.)#i show off my leg hair every time i wear shorts but like. my leg hair is Pathetic#i look practically prepubescent vis a vis my leg hair (my mother still calls it disgusting lmao)#but my pit hair is pretty good#i occupy a weird gendered place in society where i am more of a man in identify but society genders me as a woman#the only time i feel remotely okay being seen as a woman is when i am seen as a BAD woman. a woman who cannot/will not be A Proper Lady#it's not an entirely ACCURATE view of me but there's Something in it
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The Fourteen Hidden or "Bug" Audios In Order, With Reasoning
(i think! I'm fairly confident in this! I'm willing to Debate!)
12-14 / Howdy & Barnaby
[we know that Barnaby and Wally go to Howdy's every morning]
8-14 / Eddie & Frank
[the post office is right across from Howdy's]
6-14 / Julie & Frank
[Wally isn't scared of bugs, so he could be recruited to help with Frank's gardening problem]
1-14 / Howdy & Poppy
[Howdy mentions that he has a shipment waiting for his signature]
3-14 / Howdy & Sally
[it's possible that Wally went to Howdy's to get something for the beetles]
13-14 / Howdy & Eddie
[it looks like Wally just bought a box of apples, or something similar. Howdy signs for the shipment]
4-14 / Barnaby & Frank
[behind the pins, it looks like there's an apple or two on the ground. the shape and color is wrong for it to be tomatoes. an offering for the beetles?]
9-14 / Frank & Poppy
[the table is clear of yarn, and Frank references the damage done to his garden]
2-14 / Sally & Poppy
[there are cookies - Poppy mentioned to Frank that she might have a non-seed recipe for his butterflies]
10-14 / Julie & Sally
[Wally could have gone with Sally to help with the script reading]
5-14 / Barnaby & Eddie
[Eddie mentions that it's late in the day, and he already delivered the bowling balls]
7-14 / Eddie & Julie
[Barnaby calls, asking after Wally]
11-14 / Julie & Barnaby
[the lighting through the trees looks like afternoon/evening]
14-14 / Barnaby & Home
[the end deterioration is very final, and Barnaby references things that happened throughout his other audios]
#why yes i Did give myself a headache going through the mental gymnastics trying to make this cohesive#time to go take some tylenol! if im not immune to it yet that is!#dont make me go back to ibuprofen... it nearly gave me an ulcer on my stomach lining...#i also need everyone to know that i had 10 hour wii music playing while doing this#ANYWAY YEAH THIS HAS BEEN BUGGING ME FOR#uh. how long has it been since these audios dropped#SINCE THEN!!!#im still not entirely satisfied since some of the audios are just... so hard to place!#like some of them have indications - eddie saying its late in the day. howdy having a shipment waiting. the damage to the garden. etc#but some are just.... they could be anywhere#so i tried to follow a nonexistent through line#of 'hm. wally is with this person in this place so where would he end up next'#bc a neighbor might be like While You're Here! and thus two or so consecutive audios with the same neighbor#cause. he's already there. he might stick around or go along with them to do something else#yk. they just trade him off neighbor to neighbor#GAH IDK IDK IM NOT SATISFIED!!!#i feel like i have chunks that are Correct but agh. idk idk idk#homebogging#wh speculation#welcome home speculation#i think this counts as that!#the barnaby & eddie one - 5-14 - is whats tripping me up the most#and i think is the main thing keeping me deeply unsatisfied#cause eddie says its late in the day. so it must be near the end of the day's timeline#he already delivered the bowling balls and just aghggggg#biting biting biting-#no that one and eddie & julie - 7-14#THE BARNABY PHONE CALL IS IMPORTANT TO PUTTING THESE IN ORDER I JUST KNOW IT#is it the first one??? like barn calls around to find wally for their morning walk? or does the howdy-barn audio come later#since they're having drinks instead of hot dogs? but they could have finished their hot dogs and stuck around for drinks-
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Victor Frankenstein method acting: this is literally me right now
#when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to. if you even care#i've been too sick these past two days to clean and wash dishes#and my house looks like the set of a lowcost survival horror indie amateur film#or perhaps a post apocaliptic game where ruffians have ravaged an empty apartment#alas i need to wash the dishes there is physically no more space on my kitchen sink nor counters to place virtually anything#and i need to eat something to keep my medicine down. or whatever#don't want ibuprofen to bear a whole in my stomach or something#mine
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I hate that little twink Benrey for making bro a part of my vocabulary
#shit bro calm down take an ibuprofen or smth..... no need to take it out on me :( 's mean and shit#i hate that faggot. Die#* hes not a twink. hes something much worse then that#hlvrai#benrey#i dont even wanna tag this. truly.
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I have so many drawing ideas for Poll and Tequilla but alas. My hands don't want to work with me.
#I have some storylines planned but I am struggling so hard#I want to draw Tequilla's parents. I want to protray how all of these events are affecting Poll.#Is this how the egg admins felt#I don't just want to make a blocky post about this stuff#i want to CREATE something to protray what I need#I just struggle so much with character design 😭 TQ's momma (the goat hybrid) is the only one I have a design for#I HAVEN'T EVEN NAMED HIS PARENTS YET o(-(#I shouldn't be trusted to name OCs. Look at the names of all my little blorbos. Poll. Tequilla Ibuprofen. Stardust.#uuuuuuuugh#I know it would be easier if I had more spoons right now. I'm completely out of them. Have been for days.#I blame work#okay im complaining too much now lmao#Just know that I AM cooking lore. It just may end up having to be in writing form rather than the drawings I want to do.#(I say.. procrastinating on my fitpac fic 💀)#honestly I might write out the scene I'm imagining because i cannot fathom doing a long comic for it. I'm not strong enough kkkkkkk#okay I'm done now I think#not a poll
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Hmmmmm it seems that of all the potential reactions and symptoms to today’s medical procedure, ranging from nothing to hospitalization, I rolled a “well this kind of fucking sucks”
#it hurty a lotty#i have a pretty high pain tolerance though so there’s that#boy if i needed something to take my mind off the election I certainly found it#now accepting ibuprofen and hugs#actually I always was but now it’s like. definitely more than okay
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i got my wisdom teeth out (abridged version, i was not put under, i babysat a half hour later. long story) and i am in PAIN. also taking out the bloody mess of a gauze every hour fucking sucks. i almost yakked every time i pulled it out of my mouth. the worst part? every time i burp i taste remnants of paper towel. i need to know if anyone else can relate. this is so gross. im tired
#long story short i was going to go to the consultation then babysit#and it turns out the dentist was like 'wanna just get it done now? it'll only take a half hour'#'umm no thank u i have to babysit :) what about tomorrow?' 'really? tomorrow? you're already here!'#your tooth is already infected. you don't want to risk having to go to the emergency dentist' or something#'you don't want to have to drive back out tomorrow. our clinic prefers to do same day procedures'#like sure ok !#this was all said assuming i'd be able to handle babysitting after and the family that i work with was so sweet (albeit so confused about#it all haha)#i don't understand why my wisdom teeth removal had less recovery time and i didnt need to be put under#especially because i essentially needed a bone graft as well because of my sinuses being right next to my teeth#this isn't like a scammy dental clinic though i think there's so many stories of regular dentists trying to upsell#i did get a several hundred dollar discount on the procedure because they didn't take my insurance#only place that'd take my insurance is 2 hours away lol#my mom has a health insurance card she has to put money on every paycheck and in this instance it really worked out#bc if not itd never be taken care of#the gauze part was so hard#also the mom didnt come home til 45 minutes after i was supposed to go home and i was lowkey in agony#because the numbness wore off#and the gauze was so disgusting#i was like. so fed up i lowkey wanted to cry while building blocks with the little kid lol#ibuprofen fully kicked in as im typing this actually we r okay
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doodleszs BLEUGUHUGH sorry that im a villainous fan. I font care 2023-2022
#dont tag as ship#context for the third: i needed migraine meds#my options were 1. ibuprofen 2. acetaminophen so#naturally as i connected the dots i immediatley drew this#and dont mind my random watermarks i was putting something in that empty space#villainous#black hat#kenning flugslys#505 villainous#demencia#white hat#dr slug#concepts app#mspaint#paint tool sai2#paint x#mac paintbrush#fanart
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uncle nina if ravesey were broken up for over a month, does that mean that jerseykyle couldn't take care of ravenstan on his period like he has every month? 🥺💔
OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!
WHOEVER SENT ME THIS:
COUNT.
YOUR.
DAYS!!!!!
#oh my god i am going to start screaming#don't do this#don't do this but also ur right i am so MISERABLE#u know the alarm on his phone went off and everything#screaming crying and throwing up#i'm crying i bet u desperate jersey was like marj listen#*waves cvs bag* i need u to take these w/ you to the cd house#and drop them near stans door for me#Dont Tell Him Its From Me i just...Please? It's Important ;-; </3#anyways not sneaky he left the receipt in the bag by accident#or idk marj trying to roomate-parent trap them left it#pls note: ravenstan in his comfy kyle sweats chasing his ibuprofen with some gatorade hugging his knees to his chest#reading kyle's name printed on the receipt over and over :(#anyways...uhhhhh COUNT YOUR DAYS#WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BABY#WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO CONTREVERSIAL AND SO FUCKING TRUE THAT IS EVIL#oh my god how do i even GO ON
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losing my fukcinf mind I got so hyped over terusai mirroring each other that i got a headache
#im not kidding like legit i need to go take some ibuprofen or something so it goes away#my hands are Shaking irl im lightheaded there is actually something wromg with me#catch me shrieking at my screen and waving my hands around punching my bed as i frantically make a chart on ibis paint and then just sittin#panting like a fuckimg dog trying to regain control of my thoughts and calm down#over two cartoon characters#autism brain go crazzzzzzyyy
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I may be on day two of being stuck in bed thanks to some of the ✨worst back pain I've ever had in my life✨, but the neighbours are outside grilling, the window is open a bit, and it smells so fucking good. I'm not even hungry rn, but I am v much enjoying the second hand good food smells.
#text post#if im still not online much today the pain is why lmao#Housemate has been an absolute angel looking after me and helped me figure out it's nothing more serious#i just really befuckened my back 🙃#feeling a great deal better today than it did yesterday tho so I'm crossing my fingers I'll be back to normal by tomorrow#or at least as close to normal as possible lol#for today i am continuing the schedule of ibuprofen water edibles heating pad and naps on the wedge pillow#with the extra benefit of the neighbours grilling what must be something w/a nice marinade on it bc#like im not a big meat eater or bbq person at all but this smells so sweet and interesting that even im like 👀#...i might be slightly hungry actually but that's a win bc i was physically sick yesterday from this stupid knot in my back#and managed some nibbles yesterday but know i need to try and ramp that up today if possible#so grill away neighbours and help convince my stomach to nibble something later today
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Sometimes I wonder why cold symptoms always get worse in the evenings there has to be a logical explanation for that
#i need to know#i might have only choosen the biology major because I had no other choice but i do genujnely think the human body is a fascinating object#we should not exist there is no reason we should exist but here we are and here we are exactly the way we are isn't that funny?#it's such a silly body too what you're telling me I could produce an entirely new person in here#but one falsely mutated cell that brances out and has a personal problem with me specifically can kill me in a year or less?#that doesn't seem right.#if you think about it children are a little bit like cancer actually#i won't be opening that can of worms actually lets keeo that locked away in zhe cupboard#oh yeah and you can inherit the murder cell mutation because of course you can#and then we came up with thousands of ways to cure thousands of ailments and what did we do we put them behind a paywall#come onnnnnn where's the fun in that#we have this cool stuff why do you not let us use the cool stuff#i don't do meds on principle if I have anything I jusz sit that out raw and painful but hey it's not my place to tell others to do it my way#i just don't like the thought of building up a resistance against stuff so I just take my ibuprofen if there really is no way to function#without them anymore#luckily that's not the case a lot of times#i can work fine with the headaches they're just annoying#make the head foggy and words take a second to comprehend and the light hurts but i can work with it#have you ever had two kinds of headache atbthe same time thazs an experience#dealing with a tensuoj headache and then also the clogged nose headache is. it sure is something#you don't know where exactly it hurts and it's not so bad that you have to lie down but then you hold your head the wrong way#and Boom a bomb goes off up there#fascinating stuff#how did I even get here
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Why can’t they invent acheless tummies
#ribbon🎀posting#playing the guessing game of am I hungry or is my body doing the woman thing or is it something completely unrelated#either way I’m laying down until it either goes away or gets so bad that I need to take ibuprofen
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I made a little amazon wishlist for some of the things I need to help with the broken toe and MRSA things. My hands are already in pain from these crutches, so if anybody would like to buy these cushions for me, I would appreciate it so much. I could draw you your favorite flowers or something in return :•)
#there are just three things on the list#the crutch cushions#antiseptic body wash to prevent MRSA— need to acquire prior to surgery#and to prevent infection beforehand too#and then also Curamin bc it helps me enough with pain to be worth the price#except I do not have the funds with which to purchase it rn#would love to add it to the Percocet and ibuprofen and toradol regimen :’)#no pressure guys I will survive without these things#but my hands on the crutches do feel like I’m leaning directly on bare bone 😭#also if you want me to draw you your favorite flowers or animal bones or gravestones or brains or something I can make you something for-#between $10-$50 depending on your request#and then mail it to you :)#I’ll make a separate post about that later with photos of my drawing style#I need so many things rn esp an oil change sl#I must find a way to earn some money#I can’t draw all things so we would have to have a conversation about any requests besides the things I listed#to make sure I’m actually capable of doing it well#dogblr#ratblr#catblr
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