Person here to shiptpost then leave again. I'm an adult. I do what I want. In my 30s or whatever
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Spotted at a pizza joint in Luigi Mangione’s hometown.
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South Korea impeaches president after martial law ploy.
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More Von cosplayin, doodle for CloudyCanine (Pooch), thank you so much!
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cute water monkey Doodle cm for jakiepour48, thank you!
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I love seeing this come around when I've said enough dumb shit again. It reminds me that I do actually have a sense of humor that is all my own.
Stuff my partner has said:
(Turning on the radio for the dogs as we leave) "Alright boys, I'm gonna set you up with some ear noise while we're gone."
"There's a cop behind us so I can't do anything fancy."
"What are they gonna do? Steal my identity? I don't have one."
"There are a lot of dark, wet holes I'm willing to put my hand into but that's not one of them."
(I showed him the weather) "You said you had news. And it's just some temperatures."
I shushed him for talking loudly about my ass and he went, "Sorry, you make me passionate."
(Playing a kalimba for the dog) "I'm making him tilt his noggin in contemplation!"
"It's from Abercrombie and finch."
"If you're not autistic enough to have a favorite source of energy then you're missing out, bruv."
"I'm here, I'm queer, turkeys will fuck you up."
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