#i need hammers. for killing people
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#okay but see even if we’re going with canon trans woman lesbian sam i still think cas has a more inherently queer experience. like#*fanon. damn autocorrect#LIKE. first of all samuel you have no bitches#second of all cas is for all intents and purposes an alien. so he not only was introduced to human queerness but stepped into being#people saying sam is freaky therefore queercoded?? CAS IS THE FREAKIEST FREAK AND YOU CANT HANDLE IT#sam wants to conform more than anything in this world. except when he goes off the deep end and decides he’s doomed and evil forever#there is something Wrong with cas <3 he literally came of the line wrong. conversion therapy did Not fix him#and on the topic of gender!!!!!! angels are agender and y’all forget that. he chooses a male vessel. he is fond of it. he chooses to age in#his male body and take on muscle. this is a CHOICE that is GENDER EXPRESSION#i need hammers. for killing people#cas is literally so queer i could weep from it. why are we giving sam the time of day at all#i have to go reread the destiel butch dyke fic
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you see when we say bonzo is just blobby. yeah
#i’m sorry i just feel like i really need to hammer home to people who weren’t previously aware of mr blobby#that this is just the perception of him#i mean i don’t think mr blobby has ever caused scandal by killing people#that would’ve made one of the taskmaster contestants a bit concerning last week#when she was saying blobby was her hero#but like monstrous murderous creature blobby doesn’t seem a stretch#also i am so curious as to whether there’s a reason he’s suddenly everywhere!#this episode of wilty isn’t new but it was on tv again pretty recently#then he was chasing people on taskmaster last week#plus bonzo in tmagp#where is this mr blobby revival coming from#the magnus protocol#tmagp#mr bonzo#bonzo#tmagp spoilers
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starting next month I’m gonna be a blacksmith apprentice! :D I am thankfully starting super small - like, hammering very small things that someone else is holding - and I think that’s great. I took one (1) semester of woodshop in middle school, which remains the best class I’ve ever taken, and the main thing I learned from that is that there are so many ways to accidentally maim yourself. Haha. So I’m excite that these specific blacksmiths are keen on safety. They’re all hella nice and welcoming too. SO THAT’S FUN!
#soon i will be the blacksmithing mutual#as well as the kindergartener teacher’s assistant mutual#and - crucially - the kill people with hammers mutual#i think blacksmithing will enhance that one lmao#i need to take the tumblr link off my instagram etc etc. nobody i work with needs to know anything about my personal life#blacksmithing is every third saturday @ the marsh. i love the marsh#i still use a lot of the things i made in wood shop :) including my coffin#hopefully i will remember to post a pic of my coffin cos it’s great. my teacher fought me hard on it but my fellow 13yos loved it
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As an Absolute shock to no one, I accidentally made my first Baldur’s Gate 3 play through into a personal tragedy.
As a shock to myself, my obsession with this game made me want to draw again so someone take this thing away from me before I stare at it too long!!
#feel free to reblog#some of my background doodles got really blurry and some are super sharp so we are all going to agree to ignore that#bg3#my tav#anyway#story details below for funsies#this is pyri#I romanced wyll and stayed behind w him instead joining lae'zel/returning home in order to convince karlach to live#one day he’s going to need to kill me but for now we are all alive and fighting :)#the sword is the silver sword of the astral plane that i wielded through the final battle while lae'zel held orphic hammer#something something falling prey to ambition becoming the monster you hated and using it to save your people something or other
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this may be an unpopular opinion but personally i think the thing i struggle with regarding the idea of buck and eddie having satisfying romantic arcs apart from each other is that it is possible for sure, but i don't really. see a way for it to happen without some kind of a shift in the relationship they have each other that moves away from the level of intimacy and closeness they have developed over the past six (6!) years.
because, like, obviously you can have meaningful platonic relationships outside of your romantic partner, but even though buck and eddie are not in a romantic relationship their whole deal is also... not platonic. the space that they occupy in each other's lives is. well. it goes beyond friendship (sorry). and as others have pointed out, part of the reason buck and eddie's past relationships (taylor, ana, etc) have felt so lackluster in comparison to their relationship with each other is simply because they just do not have the kind of emotional intimacy with anyone else that they have with each other – and i don't really think you can have it both ways. the relationship buck and eddie have on the show right now can't continue as it is if the goal is to have them both in well-developed, believable romantic relationships apart from each other; something would need to change.
and i mean. they could do this; it's not impossible. but i think would be a mistake, and not just because i think they have a good foundation for a romantic relationship (though i do) – so much of the story they've told with buck and eddie is about two people who were both very alone in different ways meeting and becoming an integral part of each other's lives, and the relationship they have with each other is a really compelling part of the show. so while having them grow apart from that relationship is technically possible, i don't think it would be a good or satisfying choice narratively
#some of this is just reiterating stuff that was said more eloquently in the post i linked lol#but my thesis here is that they can't accomplish this without changing buck and eddie's relationship in the show#which i think would be a mistake. personally#also this is not the point of this post but i think it would be hard to pull this off for eddie especially because. like. with who.#and that's not anything about eddie's character specifically i just think logistically it would be very difficult. i don't remember the#exact quote but going back to how tim said that part of the reason buck's previous love interests weren't very compelling was because none#of them had any connection to the 118 or anyone else on the show – they were just too isolated from the rest of the story#and i mean. we're halfway through season 7 now. it's pretty late in the game to bring in another major character and integrate them into#the world of the show to a level that would fix that issue#and that IS what they would have to do i think. and i'm not saying it is impossible but i do think it would be hard to pull off#okay i spent way too long editing this i need to go study for real now. praying i don't come back to people killing me with hammers
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'yandere sebastian' 'yandere abigail' 'yandere wizard' give me yandere clint 🖐✊🖐✊
#random thoughts#stardew valley#love the idea of a clint who slowly loses interest in emily and starts fixating on the farmer#it wouldn't get violent so not REALLY a yandere he just gets kinda stalker-y and really passive-aggressive#about you talking to and romancing other people#i just wish more stardew mods kept the original kind of asshole-y personalities of the nonromancable characters#don't make morris a sympathetic guy whose dad died and he's 'just following orders' give me reasons WHY he thinks pelican town sucks#and make me be able to kiss him anyway#a character doesn't need to be morally good for me to understand their motivations!!!#GIVE ME ASSHOLE WIZARD!!!#actually you know what i love the idea of clint killing someone and immediately regretting it#like in a heat of the moment 'my crush's spouse is arguing with me while im forging and well.'#'i got mad and i had a hammer'#immediately freaks out but OBVIOUSLY he can't go to harvey about this!!!#so he takes the body (were they still breathing? he was so freaked out he can't remember anymore and he hates it)#and buries it in the grove of trees behind his house where you get that one statue#goes inside and cries himself to sleep or smth#gets all jumpy for a while until you trigger his next heart event#when you go to his shop while he's visibly upset and he's like#'would you still like me even if i did something really wrong? would we still be friends?'#and depending on how you answer he either gets moderately back to normal or kills himself#the ghost of your spouse starts haunting him btw. visible only to him#you can see inside his house before you enter during the cutscene and you (the player) can see the ghost#but when you go inside it's gone#if he kills himself you find a note saying to check out back to see what he did#my guilty pleasure is really fucking edgy character mods can you tell#anyway if you get married and have a kid after this the kid has your deceased spouse's name by default <3
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Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't FE15 state that although god's control is removed, there's still evil in mankind's heart that must be vanquished or something along those lines? It kinda makes the whole "humanity f*ck yeah" shtick feel hypocritical doesn't it?
Yep,
Because FE15 couldn't nuke FE2 from its DNA, by virtue of being a remake.
So we have two, contradictory messages in this game : Duma BaD and Gods BaD and must go because BaD and they "make humans do BaD things"...
and you have the "gods might be bad, but humans are still BaD without their influence" message at the end - when the entire game (and the timeline and supplementary materials!!) has been pushing the first message.
So...
In a sea of "Gods BaD" waters coming from the remake, you still have the lone "evil remains in the hearts of men" raft that is, somehow, pushed to the forefront in Part 6 where both Celica AND Alm call Thabes the result of human folly, and the player knowing that Grima - who was originally the RED CAPSLOCK eldritch monstruosity before FEH retcon'd them in a tits'n'ass character to uwu about by stealing Anankos' backstory - was "man-made".
And yet, given how the "last word" about FE15 - as in last material revealed - was the timeline in the Memorial Book, we close FE15's book by "and Duma was BaD".
I mean, look at all those mentions of Rudy being so brave and strong and uwusome -> Duma's degenaration is directly tied to how awesome Rudy needs to be in this calendar.
Rudy is so brave to stand in front of a degenerating Duma? -> Duma was insane!
Rudy is so thoughtful and sticks to his promise to Duma by sealing Mila -> akshually Duma wasn't completely insane because he told him to seal Mila and not to kill her even if I said the inverse 3 lines earlier...
#replies#anon#I might make posts like this#but I really liked FE15 bar its plot!#which is a weird thing to say#I guess Rudy was retconned both because Gods BaD and because Walmart from FE13 exists and can be fucked?#or it was the start of 'imperialism maybe not bad if you have a reason uwu'#and this reason would be gods bad religion bad if kusakihara wanted to write and direct his game closer to the Squenix side of JRPGS#and we end up with supreme leader who wants to get rid of crusts that's why she invades the continent#even if in this specific setting crusts is dragon blood aka dragons#with a good dose of church bad bad bad hammered#at this point the 'evil still exists in the heart of men' disappeared from the script and the player only sees it in sidequests#or things not relevant to the main plot#which culminate in Dee and Caellach's discussion in Zahrofl#'maybe killing those people who helped and supported us bad because they might be angry at u fwend'#and no “they helped us when we needed it unlike you why do you want to kill them they're my allies”
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noise music isn't enough I need to. begin killing
#AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH. AGH#i have been SO UPSET ALL DAY over something thag is NOT A BIG DEAL and i UNDERSTAND WHY IT HAPPENED.#i need to KILL PEOPLE WITH HAMMERS#<- GENERIC PEOPLE. NOT SPECIFIC#my stuff#text
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u guys neeeeed to stop shitting on teenagers in fandom as a response to being made fun of for being "old" el oh el
#if i see another post that's like ''yeah my fandom content is so good bc im old'' im gonna start killing people with hammers#u guys need to start being okay with the fact that ur fav fanfic may be written by a 16 year old at 3am on a weekday#stop being mean to teenagers it's not funny it's not cute it's not revolutionary#take people making fun of u for being an ''older'' person in fandom like a fucking adult u're not in fucking high school anymore#people on here will preach up and down abt generational solidarity and connection#but then take every chance they can get to punch down on people who are younger than them#learn some maturity#have some class#this is specifically abt bucktommy fans sorry#but applies to all fandom#dreamy talks
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I really need friends I can talk to about my ocs but I don't and also I don't even know what I'd say but I think if I had friends to talk about it with I'd learn how to talk about my ocs
#tide of consciousness#This is the only place I do it and I barely do it even to start with#God my problem is I do not talk enough at all and there's too many words in my brain and body and it's killing all my cells#Augh the fucking yearning is back I need to kill it with hammers#I want to say something like I miss when I had friends I talked about it with but hardly have ever or maybe never#And not for lack of friends it's my own fault because I never talk bc someone convinced me that no one cares#I DON'T TALK!!! I DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING#This is the only place with people that I even begin to touch on the things I would want to talk about#And I don't ever actually say anything much despite all these posts#And it's never TO someone. It's close enough to human interaction that it feels like I'm accomplishing something#But even if people see it there's no one really there. No one talks back. I never say anything much anyway#I feel so broken and stupid all the time
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had the terrible realization that im kinda sorta in love with one of my friends (who I basically don't talk to anymore, but we're still friends) and if at any given point of the past 8 (EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!) years he asked me out I would've said yes. there wasn't a period of my life where I would turn him down. even when I was dating his friend (*everybody boos*) I would've dropped my ex in the same second without any hesitation. if he asked me out today I would still say yes. but it's never happening, I'm not his type (and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even considers me attractive). and I'm completely fine with that. humiliating. pathetic, even.
#rant#i need someone to shoot me right in the middle of the eyes with a pressure gun. like cattle.#all of this was brought up by a single insatgram post of him smiling wearing glasses#and my heart swell#i should kms#would also consent to being killed with hammers by a group of 6-8 people#bloodpaean.txt
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As someone who works for a com9any thats trying to unionise i hate Q but also ur duckie duck is too cute to not want to kiss on the beak i dont care for qwt but i support u and ur art also jackolope dreamie slaps
Good luck comrade o7
Man I just came off about a month ago from a 2 and a bit month strike and let me tell you. I would kill every single higher up of Quackity Studios with a rock for what they did to their workers (... in a video game)
But the little creatures are just Itty bitty little guys and duck Q is just 2 minutes old so he couldn't even create a business therefore he's free from all crime and doesn't have to suffer the consequences :3
(.... hides that duck Q is road trip Q therefore he's in for a world of suffering)
(It's fineeeee Dream has it he'll take care of the ducky)
#the voices#look I joke too much about killing people irl I cant be doing this#the insane thing about liking a crack ship is that you need to make your own shit and *surely* these must be someone else who likes it right#but also you're terrified thwyre gonna kill you with hammers
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when are they implementing tumblr kill
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Genuinely fucking batshit how some people will act as though the bare minimum level of care + respect for the people around them with different problems is like, an insurmountable fucking bar
#red rambles#ok yes yes i do actually have relatively severe brain problems that sometimes desperately need to be accommodated in person or i flip out#so maybe my perspective is different. but i think if you cannot even make a lip service attempt to accomodate your friends and peers when#they ask you not to talk about something with them or to try to avoid bringing up certain topics this is like not hard. there are many#harder things i like. id say i ask of people but that's not true since i know i never get it so i just self isolate . lol#but you see the point right#'ohhhh how could i do that' its not hard you simply think with your brain#'ohhh but what if it's annoying' well you just suck. like as a person#dont talk to them then. you don't get to have it both ways#eta. if you think this is specifically talking about you you are categorically wrong. this post was inspired by a really annoying#character i made up in a dream who was a dick to my friends so i killed them with a hammer. this is not like. a person i know irl#however if you feel like this is about you it is possible you're doing wrong by the people around you in which case like. like i said. bare#minimum is not to take people you are in active conversation with on subjects they don't want to talk about and def not to do it repeatedly.
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I love being nosy when it's not hurting anyone but it's so hard to keep up the drive to be when people on this website sometimes have literally the lamest most high school ass corn fed beef burned to an inedible crisp on the grill imaginable I can't lie
#sludgetalkz#im not even trying to vuagepost about anybody im just sick in bed and bored i need people to start killing eachother with hammers
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astarion - as a fellow lying liar who is extremely conscious of how he appears in any and every interaction - is the first to clock row's general disingenuousness. it doesn't go great, because he feels very thrown off that he didn't notice it sooner, and so he confronts them about it in a very accusatory way, which freaks them out enough to lash out back. and row - by nature, and particularly with the parasite - can turn lashing out into an art form. so at the time that any reflection discussions would occur, any relationship they could have had is in shambles - astarion avoiding them as much as possible and treating them as much as he can like a threat to his safety while still acting like nothing is wrong, and row trying very hard to win him over again while also acting like nothing is wrong.
row ritual casts disguise self to show him what he looks like, when it comes up. they handle it as tactfully as they can in the moment, but they've already fucked things so thoroughly that there's really no way for it to just be a nice offer, if it ever could have been in the first place; row is very insistent that it's just a Cool Friendly Behaviour between friends but given that they obliquely threatened his life not a week earlier he doesn't really buy it. astarion can't bring himself to refuse, because then he wouldn't get the chance again unless he asked for it, but he can't accept, either, because that's too close to asking, as well, and he's not in a position where he can ask anything of them, especially without knowing the tradeoff. the fact that they have to see his reaction to it is galling, but then he's already spending all this time waiting for the other shoe to drop, so as long as he only phrases it as "do what you want, I won't stop you" and never "yes" or "please" or "thank you" it can't really hurt. they're a threat to him either way.
on row's end, it is an earnest attempt at a Cool Friendly Behaviour; which is to say, it's exactly as transactional as astarion fears, but the tradeoff is "please like me again without having to to address the weird argument we had", so there isn't really any hidden clause. but the things that will get a stranger to trust you are insufficient to make someone you literally just told not to gossip about you or you will enact violence against them to trust you, and they're unwilling to acknowledge the fact that they said that at all because it's not in line with the front they're trying to show, so none of it is working.
I'm rambling, but the gist is that the reflection scene is one step in a terrible stupid dance of whatever this is that is profoundly uncomfortable and unsatisfying for them both, and it isn't until row does their level best to destroy this relationship that they lay the groundwork for fixing it. we love a bitch who can't get anything right
#re: my tags on the post I reblogged yesterday#I love to write a lengthy ass ramble about my character dynamics. I should do it more often but every time I fear people are going to#kill me with hammers about it#sorry. I have thoughts in my mind and I need to get them out or I'll choke and die#row tag
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