#i need hammers. for killing people
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howldean · 5 months ago
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menlove · 18 days ago
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the muddying up of language for the intent of inclusivity that only makes things worse has gotta be one of my biggest pet peeves ever just say what you mean and stop jumping through 20 hoops to say the same goddamn thing i'm gonna lose it
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bonewhiteglory · 10 months ago
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starting next month I’m gonna be a blacksmith apprentice! :D I am thankfully starting super small - like, hammering very small things that someone else is holding - and I think that’s great. I took one (1) semester of woodshop in middle school, which remains the best class I’ve ever taken, and the main thing I learned from that is that there are so many ways to accidentally maim yourself. Haha. So I’m excite that these specific blacksmiths are keen on safety. They’re all hella nice and welcoming too. SO THAT’S FUN!
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bookwormonastring · 9 months ago
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you see when we say bonzo is just blobby. yeah
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blujayonthewing · 2 months ago
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what's a good christmas card design that says 'I would rather be hibernating than having to deal with christmas obligations and that includes making this card'
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stardivingsea · 6 months ago
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As an Absolute shock to no one, I accidentally made my first Baldur’s Gate 3 play through into a personal tragedy.
As a shock to myself, my obsession with this game made me want to draw again so someone take this thing away from me before I stare at it too long!!
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my-thoughts-and-junk · 1 year ago
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'yandere sebastian' 'yandere abigail' 'yandere wizard' give me yandere clint 🖐✊🖐✊
#random thoughts#stardew valley#love the idea of a clint who slowly loses interest in emily and starts fixating on the farmer#it wouldn't get violent so not REALLY a yandere he just gets kinda stalker-y and really passive-aggressive#about you talking to and romancing other people#i just wish more stardew mods kept the original kind of asshole-y personalities of the nonromancable characters#don't make morris a sympathetic guy whose dad died and he's 'just following orders' give me reasons WHY he thinks pelican town sucks#and make me be able to kiss him anyway#a character doesn't need to be morally good for me to understand their motivations!!!#GIVE ME ASSHOLE WIZARD!!!#actually you know what i love the idea of clint killing someone and immediately regretting it#like in a heat of the moment 'my crush's spouse is arguing with me while im forging and well.'#'i got mad and i had a hammer'#immediately freaks out but OBVIOUSLY he can't go to harvey about this!!!#so he takes the body (were they still breathing? he was so freaked out he can't remember anymore and he hates it)#and buries it in the grove of trees behind his house where you get that one statue#goes inside and cries himself to sleep or smth#gets all jumpy for a while until you trigger his next heart event#when you go to his shop while he's visibly upset and he's like#'would you still like me even if i did something really wrong? would we still be friends?'#and depending on how you answer he either gets moderately back to normal or kills himself#the ghost of your spouse starts haunting him btw. visible only to him#you can see inside his house before you enter during the cutscene and you (the player) can see the ghost#but when you go inside it's gone#if he kills himself you find a note saying to check out back to see what he did#my guilty pleasure is really fucking edgy character mods can you tell#anyway if you get married and have a kid after this the kid has your deceased spouse's name by default <3
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twocutlines · 9 months ago
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this may be an unpopular opinion but personally i think the thing i struggle with regarding the idea of buck and eddie having satisfying romantic arcs apart from each other is that it is possible for sure, but i don't really. see a way for it to happen without some kind of a shift in the relationship they have each other that moves away from the level of intimacy and closeness they have developed over the past six (6!) years.
because, like, obviously you can have meaningful platonic relationships outside of your romantic partner, but even though buck and eddie are not in a romantic relationship their whole deal is also... not platonic. the space that they occupy in each other's lives is. well. it goes beyond friendship (sorry). and as others have pointed out, part of the reason buck and eddie's past relationships (taylor, ana, etc) have felt so lackluster in comparison to their relationship with each other is simply because they just do not have the kind of emotional intimacy with anyone else that they have with each other – and i don't really think you can have it both ways. the relationship buck and eddie have on the show right now can't continue as it is if the goal is to have them both in well-developed, believable romantic relationships apart from each other; something would need to change.
and i mean. they could do this; it's not impossible. but i think would be a mistake, and not just because i think they have a good foundation for a romantic relationship (though i do) – so much of the story they've told with buck and eddie is about two people who were both very alone in different ways meeting and becoming an integral part of each other's lives, and the relationship they have with each other is a really compelling part of the show. so while having them grow apart from that relationship is technically possible, i don't think it would be a good or satisfying choice narratively
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randomnameless · 1 year ago
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Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't FE15 state that although god's control is removed, there's still evil in mankind's heart that must be vanquished or something along those lines? It kinda makes the whole "humanity f*ck yeah" shtick feel hypocritical doesn't it?
Yep,
Because FE15 couldn't nuke FE2 from its DNA, by virtue of being a remake.
So we have two, contradictory messages in this game : Duma BaD and Gods BaD and must go because BaD and they "make humans do BaD things"...
and you have the "gods might be bad, but humans are still BaD without their influence" message at the end - when the entire game (and the timeline and supplementary materials!!) has been pushing the first message.
So...
In a sea of "Gods BaD" waters coming from the remake, you still have the lone "evil remains in the hearts of men" raft that is, somehow, pushed to the forefront in Part 6 where both Celica AND Alm call Thabes the result of human folly, and the player knowing that Grima - who was originally the RED CAPSLOCK eldritch monstruosity before FEH retcon'd them in a tits'n'ass character to uwu about by stealing Anankos' backstory - was "man-made".
And yet, given how the "last word" about FE15 - as in last material revealed - was the timeline in the Memorial Book, we close FE15's book by "and Duma was BaD".
I mean, look at all those mentions of Rudy being so brave and strong and uwusome -> Duma's degenaration is directly tied to how awesome Rudy needs to be in this calendar.
Rudy is so brave to stand in front of a degenerating Duma? -> Duma was insane!
Rudy is so thoughtful and sticks to his promise to Duma by sealing Mila -> akshually Duma wasn't completely insane because he told him to seal Mila and not to kill her even if I said the inverse 3 lines earlier...
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fightingtrim · 3 months ago
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noise music isn't enough I need to. begin killing
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seafoam-taide · 4 months ago
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I really need friends I can talk to about my ocs but I don't and also I don't even know what I'd say but I think if I had friends to talk about it with I'd learn how to talk about my ocs
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bloodpaean · 4 months ago
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had the terrible realization that im kinda sorta in love with one of my friends (who I basically don't talk to anymore, but we're still friends) and if at any given point of the past 8 (EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!) years he asked me out I would've said yes. there wasn't a period of my life where I would turn him down. even when I was dating his friend (*everybody boos*) I would've dropped my ex in the same second without any hesitation. if he asked me out today I would still say yes. but it's never happening, I'm not his type (and I'm pretty sure he doesn't even considers me attractive). and I'm completely fine with that. humiliating. pathetic, even.
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rat-rosemary · 6 months ago
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As someone who works for a com9any thats trying to unionise i hate Q but also ur duckie duck is too cute to not want to kiss on the beak i dont care for qwt but i support u and ur art also jackolope dreamie slaps
Good luck comrade o7
Man I just came off about a month ago from a 2 and a bit month strike and let me tell you. I would kill every single higher up of Quackity Studios with a rock for what they did to their workers (... in a video game)
But the little creatures are just Itty bitty little guys and duck Q is just 2 minutes old so he couldn't even create a business therefore he's free from all crime and doesn't have to suffer the consequences :3
(.... hides that duck Q is road trip Q therefore he's in for a world of suffering)
(It's fineeeee Dream has it he'll take care of the ducky)
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nintendoggender · 2 months ago
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day 397 of trying not to think about him
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bitegore · 1 year ago
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Genuinely fucking batshit how some people will act as though the bare minimum level of care + respect for the people around them with different problems is like, an insurmountable fucking bar
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nnugatoryextravagance · 10 months ago
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I love being nosy when it's not hurting anyone but it's so hard to keep up the drive to be when people on this website sometimes have literally the lamest most high school ass corn fed beef burned to an inedible crisp on the grill imaginable I can't lie
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