#i need a way out of this hell
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happypeachsludgeflower · 9 months ago
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Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.
He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.
And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?
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morganbritton132 · 3 months ago
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AU where Eddie cracks his head off the ground and temporarily gets mind reading powers. He goes to school the next day thinking that this might actually be fun, and it is for a while.
And then he hears bloodcurdling screaming - except only he hears it so, “That’s in someone’s head?”
He follows the sound out down the hall, pass his own classroom. The screaming getting louder and louder until, “Steve Harrington?”
“Yeah?” Steve blinks back into reality in the back of his history class. The screaming dims but doesn’t go away. Steve’s still got those bruises on his face but otherwise doesn’t look distressed, “…You want something, Munson?”
“Um…um, no,” He says. “I - no. Nothing.”
Steve narrows his eyes and a whisper of a voice just under the screaming thinks Eddie is fucking with him.
Eddie barely acknowledges it because he’s stuck on how Steve looks normal. Not anguished. Not tortured. But normal. Bored.
“Well, uh. Well, I’ll see you around, Harrington.”
And Eddie means that too.
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wombywoo · 1 year ago
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retired 🩶
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heartorbit · 8 months ago
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇
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technically-human · 4 days ago
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We're drawing the idiots with traditional clothing from our countries? hell yeah, here's stobotnik as Argentinian gauchos!
Plus a very normal and not at all unhinged rant about mate (the thing they're drinking) in the tags.
#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#sonic movie universe#took some liberties because i wanted to keep their colors but yeah#now hear me out i've got a little ramble about that little thing they're drinking#so that's mate#so what's that? it's basically a hot drink similar to a tea but drank in a very special way#made with the yerba mate plant (contains caffeine so perfect for robotnik)#now the way this work is you pass on that little container thing (also called mate because why the hell not)#to whoever many people there are there#but there's only one person pouring the mate#so it always returns to them before they refill it with water to give to the next person#drinking mate when it is your turn doesn't take more than a couple minutes since it's not that much water because the dried yerba mate is#there. the person pouring the water also changes the yerba or adds sugar as needed#when preparing the first mate the person pouring it has to drink it#it's polite because usually the first one tastes awful so you know they take one for the team#i think obviously stone would be the one pouring the mate but since it's a constant thing he can't just give it to rob and leave#he has to be there and actually drink himself to know when to change the yerba#so you know. community. it's a very social thing#BUT THAT'S NOT ALL#there's a sort of mate language at play here#we all know it but i've never seen anyone actually use it#thing is depending on how the mate is prepared it can mean things#like if it's cold it's a way to say get the hell out#if it's sweet it means i love you#if it's very hot it means the person serving it is angry etc#stone would so do that to be passive aggressive towards other people#rob is like wdym? stone's mates are always great#also obviously we don't see it that way but if you want to get silly about it they're indirectly kissing
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 days ago
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Don't test me, Bestie!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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wardingshout · 1 year ago
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Zelda goes mushroom girl
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starry-bi-sky · 9 months ago
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mmm throwaway conversation between Dan and Danny that popped into my head that I had to write out:
"You spent ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, then went back in time and fought me, and lost." Danny snarls, arms crossed and throat tight. His mouth pulls back to bare dagger-sharp teeth, and his eyes burn with the familiar thrum of ectoplasm heating up behind his eyes. "If I didn't believe you were half of Vlad before, I do now."
His other self -- and really, can he even call him that? He's half of Vlad too. Two halves severed from each other and welded together to make a new whole, -- snaps his head over to him. Wild-eyed and furious, he looks unlike the man Danny fought before, the one unruffled and untouched, unbothered by the world around him. It's familiar, but not like the way a reflection is.
"What's that supposed to mean." The Other hisses, matching Danny's scowl one-for-one with fangs much bigger and sharper than his.
But there's a reason lions fear hyenas. Danny matches the rumble in The Other's chest with one of his own, and shoves his face close to his. "I don't lose."
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mrmeepsmadmind · 21 days ago
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this photo fucking kills me bcs it's smoke swearing in his mind
' if this goddamn pig shirks us or pulls up with armed whites, i'm raining hellfire in five seconds.' Always on Edge
&& then there's stack thinking
'im rollin THE BEST cigarette 😸😸😸 !!'
(says that abt all the cigs he gets to roll for smoke and or anyone, for that matter)
#stack is the people pleaser's princess#& smoke is the people pleaser's knight okay#they both just wanna care for people in the best ways they know how#i fully believe stack takes more after his mom and smoke takes more after his dad and this haunt them both#stack is the 'here it's chilly outside so i knit you a hat & some gloves' to smoke's 'i'll scrape the ice off your car fore you go work'#Stack is my number one whimsy warrior princess#they are just two brothers who were forced to grow up too fast#they both know theyre condemned to hell but were they ever offered the opportunity to become firemen in the first place#smoke acknowledged the generational trauma himself maybe without even fully realizing it. their father's rep follows them#even in the place theyd be most welcomed at. the place stack was so sure theyd be safe in as an escape plan#even their safeplace didnt want them. didnt accept them#and smoke commands sammie to it bcs if he cant save himself then at least he can save someone#ughhh and then i think abt how quick stack is to shut delta down when he was responding harshly to sammie#momma stack dont play bout her baby cousin#hes so cute ugh i miss stack. hes not dead bcs a vampire. hes just scamming stupid ppl who believe in crypto#need stack and bo to make out right NEOWWWWW#stack#elias moore#elias stack moore#stack moore#what if i k mysedl with all these name variations#elijah moore#elijah smoke moore#smoke moore#smokestack twins#smoke and stack#sinners analysis#sinners movie#sinners 2025#sinners
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dennisboobs · 2 months ago
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hey. do you guys want the sunny books. 'cause i uploaded them to IE
⬇️cookbook⬇️
⬇️self-help book⬇️
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fyllophobia · 5 months ago
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seliph & ares commission, thank you!
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atomicmonkey1122 · 8 months ago
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Maybe I'm going into conspiracy territory but fuck it what have i got to lose now?
My real question is. What the hell happened? In 2020 Biden had 81 million votes to Trump's 74 million. This year Kamala's sitting at 66 million to Trump's 71 million.
So what the hell happened to the record number of single day voter registrations a while back? What happened to Kamala's record number of small donations? Why are strongly historically blue counties swinging so far the other way? (Starr County in Texas was blue every election since fucking 1896 but is red this year). I know the internet doesn't reflect real life but it really felt like the energy for Harris was way higher than for Hillary or Biden. So where did that go?
Were there really 15 million people who voted for Biden that decided they're single-issue-Palestine voters? That seems rather high.
I can't help but feel like something is fishy here. Trump established that its totally normal to launch investigations and sue a bunch of places when losing maybe Harris should try some of that idk
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freetobeafcknriot · 1 year ago
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FIVE & BEN ft. checking up on your little brother.
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kacievvbbbb · 7 months ago
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This is so shanks coded to me. Like he just keeps losing people and he never learns how to deal with it. So much so that he becomes the abandoning parent. He literally knows nothing else all he has as a frame of reference is all the adult figures in his life leaving him and telling him it is for the best. So why exactly wouldn’t he believe that the best way to love someone is by letting go?
He does it to Luffy, he does it to Uta and in some ways he does it to Buggy and Mihawk too. Because he never just asks them to stay. He lets Buggy run out of his life even though it was pretty obvious that Buggy wanted Shanks to fight for this to take a stand a real one on a conviction for once and he…doesn’t, he just lets buggy leave.
And then he hitches his wagon to the most flighty (dude is literally a bird motif 😭) mother fucker he can find. he lets Mihawk wander in and out of his life as he pleases regardless of what is best for either of them. Because maybe Mihawk has nothing better to do 👀. Maybe he would say yes now if Shanks asks. but Shanks would rather die than ask, would cut off his other arm before he even attempted to “clip Mihawk’s wings”
And that’s like the truth of it. Shanks has been abandoned by every person that has ever loved him besides his crew and he knows they will never leave him. But Maybe he just wants someone to stay not because they call him captain.
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buttercupshands · 5 months ago
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one of the first sketches I did for the au finally got from the not-so-lined stage
I just wanted to draw Siffrin and Seafoam mirroring each other :)
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yardsards · 7 months ago
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absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.
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