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Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.
He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.
And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?
#I just think it’d be really really funny to watch Shen Yuan flounder trying to act like he doesn’t know anything about pidw at all#he has a thin face okay#somehow airplane finds out and is lording it over his head#we’ll reconvene on the topic another time tho it just needs to be out of my drafts at this point or it’ll grow mold and mushrooms#mxtx fandom#svsss au#svsss#mxtx svsss#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic#svsss shen yuan#sqq svsss#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss shitpost#scumbag system#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#pidw#proud immortal demon way#mxtx hell#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu#peerless cucumber
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AU where Eddie cracks his head off the ground and temporarily gets mind reading powers. He goes to school the next day thinking that this might actually be fun, and it is for a while.
And then he hears bloodcurdling screaming - except only he hears it so, “That’s in someone’s head?”
He follows the sound out down the hall, pass his own classroom. The screaming getting louder and louder until, “Steve Harrington?”
“Yeah?” Steve blinks back into reality in the back of his history class. The screaming dims but doesn’t go away. Steve’s still got those bruises on his face but otherwise doesn’t look distressed, “…You want something, Munson?”
“Um…um, no,” He says. “I - no. Nothing.”
Steve narrows his eyes and a whisper of a voice just under the screaming thinks Eddie is fucking with him.
Eddie barely acknowledges it because he’s stuck on how Steve looks normal. Not anguished. Not tortured. But normal. Bored.
“Well, uh. Well, I’ll see you around, Harrington.”
And Eddie means that too.
#Eddie tries to figure out what’s going on with Steve by reading his friends minds#but whereas it’s interesting that Carol is meaner in her mind than person and Tommy thinks way too much about his former friend i#and Jonathan’s mind is stuck in some OCD time loop about what he needs to do after school#and Nancy’s mind is just depressing as hell so he jumps out of there quickly#none of its helpful so now he has to befriend Steve himself (ughh)#post brought to you by me - mental illness in a trenchcoat#aka a bitch whose been screaming in their mind since grade school (something I found out 5yr ago was not the norm)#steve harrington#eddie munson
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retired 🩶
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#soapghost#my art#listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family#simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction#also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness#johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that#the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which#yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving#god they probably make a banger pot roast....
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈⬛👻🐇
#i just wanted to draw emu as a jiangshi .#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#polysho#enjoy halloween everynyan unfortunately i have to go work a shift. i thought abt dressing up for fun when i get back#but 1 im lazy 2 i dont live alone and its my luck that somebody ends up knocking when im in the middle of being dressed like a clown#so i would rather not risk it. idk how people get into cosplay just for photoshoots/videos i dont have that conviction .#but halloween con was lots of fun and i got to see friends and trade candy so i enjoyed my celebration already. ^_^#also STOP BEATING THE SHITNOUT OF ME IDEK IF I CAN BOOO BACK FROM A SIDE BLOG. YOURE KILLUNG ME#once again some random guy will be hittimg you back. boo#to end my tags i am going to be pissed off because i cannot draw well rn and its KILLING MEEEEEE#im art blocked as hell and mad about it. my zines....#its so annoying like with my personal art its whatever but people spend Money on zines i need to get good.#its been like over a week so i thought inwould be free. sigh#i often draw emu fiending off of tsukasa. the way things should be. amen#also inthink rui would love to go all out for costumes but he got busy modding a tshirt launcher to shoot candy and forgot abt his costume#so hes a tuxedo cat. he thinks hes so funny
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We're drawing the idiots with traditional clothing from our countries? hell yeah, here's stobotnik as Argentinian gauchos!
Plus a very normal and not at all unhinged rant about mate (the thing they're drinking) in the tags.
#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#sonic movie universe#took some liberties because i wanted to keep their colors but yeah#now hear me out i've got a little ramble about that little thing they're drinking#so that's mate#so what's that? it's basically a hot drink similar to a tea but drank in a very special way#made with the yerba mate plant (contains caffeine so perfect for robotnik)#now the way this work is you pass on that little container thing (also called mate because why the hell not)#to whoever many people there are there#but there's only one person pouring the mate#so it always returns to them before they refill it with water to give to the next person#drinking mate when it is your turn doesn't take more than a couple minutes since it's not that much water because the dried yerba mate is#there. the person pouring the water also changes the yerba or adds sugar as needed#when preparing the first mate the person pouring it has to drink it#it's polite because usually the first one tastes awful so you know they take one for the team#i think obviously stone would be the one pouring the mate but since it's a constant thing he can't just give it to rob and leave#he has to be there and actually drink himself to know when to change the yerba#so you know. community. it's a very social thing#BUT THAT'S NOT ALL#there's a sort of mate language at play here#we all know it but i've never seen anyone actually use it#thing is depending on how the mate is prepared it can mean things#like if it's cold it's a way to say get the hell out#if it's sweet it means i love you#if it's very hot it means the person serving it is angry etc#stone would so do that to be passive aggressive towards other people#rob is like wdym? stone's mates are always great#also obviously we don't see it that way but if you want to get silly about it they're indirectly kissing
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Don't test me, Bestie!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#nie huaisang#jiang cheng#lan qiren#It's been a long time since we last saw NHS! Welcome back bestie!#I do not know if it was the sleep deprivation or just my regular mush filled brain -#but something about Nie Huaisang showing up in the middle of the siege made me *howl* with laughter.#It's such a 'What the hell is he doing there? *When* the hell did he get here???" moment. And it's so layered!#Because there are two sides of what's happening here. A first time listener/reader has to assume he was dragged into the conflict.#He is not a fighter! He's the indecisive headshaker! He should be at home painting his fans! (<-first time listener voice)#So it immediately feels like the author really needed a bus driver for the plot - or something more is going on.#And something more is indeed going on! Brilliant writing trick to bring back NHS as someone who feels just so out of place.#And oh my god. The way he non-subtly pulls a 'Woah what a cool cave! That we should all get into! Now!'#Bastard was batting his eyelashes and twirling his hair with great speed and force to keep rerolling his persuasion check.#His end game approches and he's here to make sure it falls into place - without breaking character.#The next match WILL be taking place inside of this cave and you WILL all be in attendance!
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Zelda goes mushroom girl
#tloz#a link to the past#zelda#link#my art#I was happy with that first one but for some reason decided it still needed a companion piece so I spent way too long on that second one...#I don't think there was any time during the progress where I was happy with it but hfduhdfu at least I got to Attempt drawing moss hell yea#I also at some point sat in Pyu's art stream and said I enjoy drawing legs As I was being murdered by the infamously impossibe (imo) squat.#it's ok I had fun !! but I need to learn how to let doodles be doodles or I'll never finish stuff at this rate dfsuhfd#if everything in my tloz tag looks like it was drawn by different people uuuh 2023 was art crisis year ngl......#I'm falling back into my old ways rn though#anyway I think about these two a lot I think they're both stone faced and awkward ppl in different ways but they try rly hard to be friends#like I like to think it starts out so incredibly awkward and a bit sad bc they keep stepping over each other's toes accidentally the harder#they try but idk they find comfy middle ground idk in my brain they have a very interesting friendship I wanna get around to drawing it#in a proper way that might make sense....#if I don't write 200 tags I will die maybe it's bc I grew up on dA or smth#and yes I know how to find 1 (one) type of mushroom /I/ am not mushroom girl unfortunately smh
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mmm throwaway conversation between Dan and Danny that popped into my head that I had to write out:
"You spent ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, then went back in time and fought me, and lost." Danny snarls, arms crossed and throat tight. His mouth pulls back to bare dagger-sharp teeth, and his eyes burn with the familiar thrum of ectoplasm heating up behind his eyes. "If I didn't believe you were half of Vlad before, I do now."
His other self -- and really, can he even call him that? He's half of Vlad too. Two halves severed from each other and welded together to make a new whole, -- snaps his head over to him. Wild-eyed and furious, he looks unlike the man Danny fought before, the one unruffled and untouched, unbothered by the world around him. It's familiar, but not like the way a reflection is.
"What's that supposed to mean." The Other hisses, matching Danny's scowl one-for-one with fangs much bigger and sharper than his.
But there's a reason lions fear hyenas. Danny matches the rumble in The Other's chest with one of his own, and shoves his face close to his. "I don't lose."
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp prompt#danny phantom prompt#dan phantom#dark danny#not meant for any particular au i just had the idea of danny going 'wow you can tell you're half of vlad' to dan and when questioned abt it#he says; 'if you were REALLY only me you wouldn't have lost' which is fucking BASED as hell. and also technically true#thought process for danny here was 'hates dan's fucking GUTS bc he tried to kill his family and friends without remorse and would actively#rip out his throat without a moment's notice.' some fr 'im going to beat you to death with my bare hands!' vibes rn.#not totally in character for danny but also i was thinking that it got to this point bc dan was goading danny about 'being his future self'#when that's not technically true. he's half of vlad too he just has danny's face and powers. and he pissed off danny enough that he#retaliated. just not in the way dan expected. dan was expecting a physical attack not a verbal one.#danny called him a loser in more ways than one.#also the reason danny never calls him 'dan' in this is because i was thinking that danny doesn't actually *have* a name to call him. bc he'#certainly not danny. but he's not vlad either. he's someone else entirely. so 'The Other' it is.#danny fenton is not the ghost king#<- down here because while its still MY DP post its not DPXDC so it doesnt need to be front and center for people to see it.
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this photo fucking kills me bcs it's smoke swearing in his mind
' if this goddamn pig shirks us or pulls up with armed whites, i'm raining hellfire in five seconds.' Always on Edge
&& then there's stack thinking
'im rollin THE BEST cigarette 😸😸😸 !!'
(says that abt all the cigs he gets to roll for smoke and or anyone, for that matter)
#stack is the people pleaser's princess#& smoke is the people pleaser's knight okay#they both just wanna care for people in the best ways they know how#i fully believe stack takes more after his mom and smoke takes more after his dad and this haunt them both#stack is the 'here it's chilly outside so i knit you a hat & some gloves' to smoke's 'i'll scrape the ice off your car fore you go work'#Stack is my number one whimsy warrior princess#they are just two brothers who were forced to grow up too fast#they both know theyre condemned to hell but were they ever offered the opportunity to become firemen in the first place#smoke acknowledged the generational trauma himself maybe without even fully realizing it. their father's rep follows them#even in the place theyd be most welcomed at. the place stack was so sure theyd be safe in as an escape plan#even their safeplace didnt want them. didnt accept them#and smoke commands sammie to it bcs if he cant save himself then at least he can save someone#ughhh and then i think abt how quick stack is to shut delta down when he was responding harshly to sammie#momma stack dont play bout her baby cousin#hes so cute ugh i miss stack. hes not dead bcs a vampire. hes just scamming stupid ppl who believe in crypto#need stack and bo to make out right NEOWWWWW#stack#elias moore#elias stack moore#stack moore#what if i k mysedl with all these name variations#elijah moore#elijah smoke moore#smoke moore#smokestack twins#smoke and stack#sinners analysis#sinners movie#sinners 2025#sinners
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hey. do you guys want the sunny books. 'cause i uploaded them to IE
⬇️cookbook⬇️
⬇️self-help book⬇️
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#i found out how to remove drm from ebooks lol#both of these are mine <333 enjoy#i have the physical copy of the cookbook but respectfully there is no way in hell im scanning that shit#dont feel like ruining the binding lmao#iasip extras#ada speaks#cookbook#self help book#i noticed the scanned book thats been on the archive forever isn't available to borrow anymore so. might as well#you dont need to deal with that on this upload anyway#and i included pdf epub and kfx so u may download whichever tickles your fancy
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seliph & ares commission, thank you!
#fire emblem#fe4#fe#ares fire emblem#seliph fire emblem#fanart#commission#special thanks to: rupaul's drag race in the background hijacking my brain into flow state to somehow outdo myself for this one#it's been a long time since i've fire emblem'ed i've been in ffxiv-ville a LOT#the show's a lot of fun#hell i love drag i have for a while now it's colourful and loud in a lot of fun ways#us filipinos got a lotta gorgeous drag queens i'm so proud of us for that#ladies you better watch out cause we got men that work harder than you in that avenue#these girls are eating from the shingles down to the foundation#watch out#i mean it#shit i gotta watch the other countries' drag race i need to see british queens duke it out i think it'd be really really funny#gotta see how they behave so i can somehow put shb emet in it somehow#the galvus family drag mother#remember in that one short story he basically went 'your body isn't tea' to a young varis#my granpappy the queen mother she is telling ME my body wasn't TEA??#no wonder he spat on his grave folks#the body tea skipped a generation and was bestowed onto zenos though#have you seen. the eyeshadow on that bitch#on that bratz doll serve shit goddaaamn#i need to shut up i'm talking about ffxiv again
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Maybe I'm going into conspiracy territory but fuck it what have i got to lose now?
My real question is. What the hell happened? In 2020 Biden had 81 million votes to Trump's 74 million. This year Kamala's sitting at 66 million to Trump's 71 million.
So what the hell happened to the record number of single day voter registrations a while back? What happened to Kamala's record number of small donations? Why are strongly historically blue counties swinging so far the other way? (Starr County in Texas was blue every election since fucking 1896 but is red this year). I know the internet doesn't reflect real life but it really felt like the energy for Harris was way higher than for Hillary or Biden. So where did that go?
Were there really 15 million people who voted for Biden that decided they're single-issue-Palestine voters? That seems rather high.
I can't help but feel like something is fishy here. Trump established that its totally normal to launch investigations and sue a bunch of places when losing maybe Harris should try some of that idk
#also im just sayin if she figures out a way to actually steal the election id look the other way#do what you need to sis i dont want to deal with more trump pls pls#srsly tho what the hell happened here#us politics#us elections#politics#kamala harris#donald trump
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FIVE & BEN ft. checking up on your little brother.
#five hargreeves#ben hargreeves#number five#tua#the umbrella academy#crying screaming etc. etc. these were hell to make but look at them. just. look! i love them so much#it's the way five keeps looking back at ben as ben shuffles next to him for me. something something they were two sides of a coin your hono#and sure they positioned themselves following number order. however it's interesting to note how luther and diego and allison seem a little#further away from klaus and five and ben. like. so many thoughts. SO MANY THOUGHTS. but yeah i needed to point out five and ben's dynamic#aidan gallagher#ethan hwang#ciel edits#56
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This is so shanks coded to me. Like he just keeps losing people and he never learns how to deal with it. So much so that he becomes the abandoning parent. He literally knows nothing else all he has as a frame of reference is all the adult figures in his life leaving him and telling him it is for the best. So why exactly wouldn’t he believe that the best way to love someone is by letting go?
He does it to Luffy, he does it to Uta and in some ways he does it to Buggy and Mihawk too. Because he never just asks them to stay. He lets Buggy run out of his life even though it was pretty obvious that Buggy wanted Shanks to fight for this to take a stand a real one on a conviction for once and he…doesn’t, he just lets buggy leave.
And then he hitches his wagon to the most flighty (dude is literally a bird motif 😭) mother fucker he can find. he lets Mihawk wander in and out of his life as he pleases regardless of what is best for either of them. Because maybe Mihawk has nothing better to do 👀. Maybe he would say yes now if Shanks asks. but Shanks would rather die than ask, would cut off his other arm before he even attempted to “clip Mihawk’s wings”
And that’s like the truth of it. Shanks has been abandoned by every person that has ever loved him besides his crew and he knows they will never leave him. But Maybe he just wants someone to stay not because they call him captain.
#shanks is the quintessential abandoned child syndrome#that grows into the leave them before they can leave you adult#except he does it in a nice way and because he does genuinely think he is helping them make the best decisions for their lives#which as shown with uta and Luffy is a pretty big hit or a disastrous miss#you can pry shanks and his abandonment issues out of my cold dead hands#honestly this is kind of#shuggy#because I do think Buggy wanted shanks to put up more of a fight to keep them together#the same way he wanted him to go after the one piece#buggy and shanks arrested development at 15#mishanks#shanks and his abandonment issues entering a bar and choosing to attach himself to the one person most likely to just up and leave at dawn#is so funny to me#because truly that is such a daddy issues move 😭#but honestly maybe I do think Mihawk would have agreeded (petulantly maybe) if Shanks had just asked#Hell he’s in cross guild and all crocodile had to do was make a phone call#but they also have the divorce that Mihawk’s not completely over which complicates things#god I need to see the interact in canon 😭#shanks unable to form a stable relationship with someone he didn’t adopt into his crew challenge impossible#buggy the clown#shanks#red haired pirates#red haired shanks#red hair shanks#akagami no shanks#mihawk and shanks#buggy x shanks#uta one piece#monkey d. luffy#one piece
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one of the first sketches I did for the au finally got from the not-so-lined stage
I just wanted to draw Siffrin and Seafoam mirroring each other :)
#fanart#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#two hats spoilers#seafoam#The Start and the Epilogue#isat au#isat fanart#siffrin#loop#I was struggling with background and then remembered the 'concept' thing I did and was like I CAN ACTUALLY USE THAT AS A PLACE#and now that's a place#and they'll meet at that place probably#and meet A LOT but that's just a base for now#also I hate that I made Seaf's design so complicated at that stage#but it does get more complicated it doesn't start this way#and in a way that's even an *alternative* design too#but that's still up to debate at how it fits better#flowers stay either way I love them#also as a little detail I was immediately like “Siffrin and Loop in this au are basically that specific Two Hats ending dialogue”#aka they're chill as hell at least that's what I read while playing but who knows#I'm still figuring out how do I want to actually write them and stuff#when I find the specific vibe I can work with it#I did figure out like 2-3 of them now I just need to focus and actually do stuff.... all of the stuff work. study. this.#I hate focusing bc anxiety just goes WOOP and I'm dead from thinking stuff oof#but this thing is so interesting to work with
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absolutely enamored by rose quartz's body type and character design. especially after the pink diamond reveal. like, girl CHOSE to become a fat woman. and everyone around her (rightfully) thought she was incredibly hot for it. queen shit.
#eliot posts#su#steven universe#rose quartz#i could complain that she's the more conventional plus size model body type w curves in the ''''right'''' places#but im not going to#cuz this show came out in the mid 2010s on the tail end of the ''thin is in'' era#anything other than a size 0 being portrayed as attractive was fucking groundbreaking#hell a lot of that fatphobia is still up and kicking#it's still hard to find enough fat characters (at least. that aren't villains or laughingstock) let alone ones portrayed as HOT#anyway iirc seeing rose as a teen straightup made me have a minor sexuality crisis#her first couple episodes didn't do it. like something about her in lion 3 looked Off and i didn't like how her hair was animated#but by the time we got to 'we need to talk' ohhhh boy#she was so fucking pretty the way she looked the way she moved and talked#rewatching that ep as an adult i was still like HELLO
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